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<i>There is nothing more
humiliating for a woman,</i>

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<i>than a visit to the gynecologist...</i>

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Do you need more OrthoNovum?

4
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<i>...unless it's having to tell
your gynecologist,</i>

5
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<i>that you don't need the pill anymore.</i>

6
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Actually, I'm going off it.

7
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Are you trying to have a baby?

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No!

9
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No, I...

10
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Guess, I sort of jumped the gun going
on it in the first place because Steve,

11
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the guy that I went on it for.

12
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The first real relationship
I've had in years, is over and,

13
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I don't need a daily reminder
that I'm not having sex. So,

14
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that's the story with the pill and,

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Okay, I'm quiet now.

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<i>Just when Miranda thought
she'd hit rock bottom,</i>

17
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<i>she discovered a new geological layer
of humiliation.</i>

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Well, We got your tests back
and everything looks fine.

19
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Great!

20
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Just one small thing.

21
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It appears you have a lazy ovary.

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-A lazy ovary?
-Yes.

23
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Your right ovary
has stopped producing eggs.

24
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Is it possible it's just on strike?

25
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I know what this is.

26
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My right ovary has given up hope that
I will ever get married and have kids.

27
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It's like a case you know which is gonna
settle out of court. Why bother?

28
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Well, the left one still believes.

29
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I'm a biological underachiever.

30
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And it's ironic because that ovary
went to Harvard.

31
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I have a tilted uterus.

32
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- So?
- So,

33
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The sperm have to jump over
that hurdle to get to my egg.

34
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Yes, but once they get there,
there will be an egg.

35
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I need a new gynecologist.
Do you like yours?

36
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Not right now. No.

37
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At least she's a woman.

38
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I tried to go to a man,
but it was just too strange.

39
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Having a guy spending all that time
down there, and then you leave,

40
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without an orgasm, and a bill.

41
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Here you guys, I'm going to get this.

42
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Uh, You know.
I don't think these are accepted here.

43
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Oops!

44
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I'm spending the night at Big's.

45
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My God, After all this time,

46
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you don't have
so much as a drawer there?

47
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Big is weird about stuff.

48
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All men are. That's why you have to just
stake out some territory.

49
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Sweetie, It's not a land run,
it's a relationship.

50
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Exactly! Talk to him about it!

51
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With Big, I think it's best
to walk softly and carry a big purse.

52
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Yes, she shouldn't leave anything there
to remain a creature of mystery.

53
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What's the big mystery?
He knows she wears underwear.

54
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I never leave underwear to guy's place
because I never see it again.

55
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-What happens to it?
-Nothing. I just never go back.

56
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Doesn't that get a little expensive,

57
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disposing of lingerie every time
you sleep with a guy?

58
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That's why I stopped
wearing underwear on dates.

59
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And that's why I'm never borrowing
a dress from you again.

60
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I once found another woman's underwear
in a man's bed.

61
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Maybe it was Samantha's!

62
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-You know,

63
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Once in Steve's bathroom, I found one of
those hair scrunchies from the '80s.

64
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I'm not sure what was more disturbing,

65
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the fact that he had
a girlfriend before me,

66
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or the fact that he dated someone
who wore a scrunchie.

67
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Half my music collection was left behind
by past boyfriends.

68
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-I always give that stuff back.
- Oh, I don't.

69
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I consider it a parting gift.

70
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"Thanks for playing and Here's
the latest Hootie and the Blowfish."

71
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They're sexual souvenirs.

72
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Okay, then I want a T-shirt
that says,

73
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"I dated a bartender
and all I got was this lousy ovary."

74
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<i>The next morning at Big's,
I started to think.</i>

75
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<i>If the things we leave behind,</i>

76
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<i>become the archeological relics
of our sexual history.</i>

77
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<i>I should be able to leave something.</i>

78
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<i>Ancient man left cave drawings
to prove they existed.</i>

79
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<i>I left a Hair Pro 1200.</i>

80
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<i>And I didn't stop at that.</i>

81
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<i>Man may have discovered fire,</i>

82
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<i>but women discovered
how to play with it.</i>

83
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<i>Charlotte was making history as well.</i>

84
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<i>Tired of the Neanderthals
she'd been dating.</i>

85
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<i>She was spending her Saturday night,</i>

86
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<i>with a gay friend who catered parties
for the gallery,</i>

87
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<i>Dessert chef, Stephan Bodean.</i>

88
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I had no idea that Betty Buckley
was so talented!

89
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-Please! She is the cat's pajamas.

90
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Why do people say that?

91
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I have no idea.
Maybe because she was in <i>Cats.</i>

92
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Hey, let's start another one.
Like, "She's the dog's tuxedo."

93
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Okay.

94
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-Thank you so much for inviting me.
-No, no, no, please.

95
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Thank you for accepting
my last minute invite.

96
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My friend Don canceled this morning
and we had had tickets forever.

97
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Oh, you can call me anytime.

98
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It's just so refreshing to go out
with a man that I can actually talk to.

99
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You want to grab a cappuccino?

100
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Oh, no, I've just got to get on home.

101
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-You're uptown?
-Yeah, and you're...

102
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Chelsea. I'll hail you a cab.

103
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Or you could get one yourself.

104
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It helps to show a little leg.

105
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-You know, I tried that and nothing.

106
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Thank you. Goodnight.

107
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- Goodnight.

108
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So, what happened?
What do you think?

109
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I am so confused.
Is he gay or is he straight?

110
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Well, It's not that simple anymore.
The real question is

111
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Is he a straight gay man,
or is he a gay straight man?

112
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<i>The gay straight man
was a new strain of heterosexual male</i>

113
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<i>spawned in Manhattan as the result
of overexposure to fashion,</i>

114
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<i>exotic cuisine, musical theater
and antique furniture.</i>

115
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Well, hopefully,
he's a gay straight man.

116
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Which meaning he's straight
with great gay qualities.

117
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Whereas a straight gay guy

118
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is just a gay guy
who plays sports and won't fuck you.

119
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He must be a gay straight man because he
asked Charlotte out for a second date.

120
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Unless he's a straight gay man
in denial.

121
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But Our thing Saturday night
wasn't even a date.

122
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I didn't wash my hair
and I wore my glasses!

123
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Are those recreational, because
this drink isn't doing it for me.

124
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They're hormones.
I'm trying to jump-start my ovary.

125
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I think, my mother's taking those
for menopause.

126
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Why? Does she have a tilted uterus, too?

127
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Hey, isn't anybody going to notice
my purse?

128
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-Aw!
-Cute! Is it new?

129
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No, but it is quite small
and panty-free.

130
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You left your underwear at Big's.

131
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Well, no, but I did leave a hair brush,
a hair dryer, razors,

132
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tampons and eye-makeup remover.

133
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Wow! Good for you!

134
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And something else.

135
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-What?
-What?

136
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For the first time at Big's,

137
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-I did a number two.

138
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Oh, no, no!

139
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Yes! Now, I think it's a good sign,

140
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that I feel comfortable enough with Big
to do a number two.

141
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It is not a good sign!
It's the end of romance.

142
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This is a big deal!

143
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I went through a relationship
never doing that at the guy's place.

144
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Including a weekend in Bermuda,

145
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where I spent the whole time
running to the lobby.

146
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Yeah, It's tough in New York, you know,

147
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apartments are small,
there's one bathroom.

148
00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,941
You can hear everybody's everything.

149
00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,859
That's why I only date rich men.

150
00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:09,114
Money means that there's enough space to
distance yourself from the number two.

151
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I have never done a number two
at a boyfriend's place.

152
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Honey, you're so uptight,
you need to do a number seven.

153
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Excuse me, it's from that guy
at the end of the bar.

154
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Really?

155
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Oh, my God, it's Dominic.

156
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<i>Dominic Delmonico
was a publishing magnate,</i>

157
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<i>and the first and only man
Samantha really loved.</i>

158
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<i>He wined and dined her,
set the bar for hot sex,</i>

159
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<i>then dumped her for an Icelandic
supermodel named Anka.</i>

160
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<i>Once, on the cover of</i> Fortune,

161
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<i>he'd fallen to tabloid level
due to a messy public divorce.</i>

162
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I'm just gonna say hello.

163
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After what he did to you?

164
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-What did he do?
-He broke her heart.

165
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<i>Imagining Samantha
with a broken heart,</i>

166
00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,915
<i>was more confusing to Charlotte
than a French kiss from a gay man.</i>

167
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,793
Ancient history.
I'm the one with the power now.

168
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,212
I've evolved past him.

169
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,936
-Hey, beautiful.
-Hiya, handsome.

170
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,569
Hey, what's this?

171
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,738
Oh, just a few things
you left at my place.

172
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Oh!

173
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Thanks.

174
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,334
<i>It's like I had
one too many items,</i>

175
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,170
<i>and I was being kicked out of
the relationship express lane.</i>

176
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,756
<i>What is it about Big's apartment?</i>

177
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,051
<i>Nothing ever sticks.
It's like Teflon for women.</i>

178
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:03,311
I meant to leave that stuff
at your apartment.

179
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:05,897
Why?

180
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,273
Well,

181
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,400
for one thing,

182
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,361
I don't wake up looking like this.

183
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:15,824
I actually need stuff to look like this
and it would be nice,

184
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,786
not to have to carry it around all day
with me like a nomad.

185
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,247
It's just a few things.

186
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,207
And you can leave stuff here.

187
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,127
-I don't want to leave stuff here.
-Well, not a lot of stuff.

188
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,128
Just like,

189
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,005
you know,
if you want to shave in the morning.

190
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,298
I shave at the gym.

191
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,217
Okay then, I don't know,

192
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:35,969
socks.

193
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,762
You want me to leave socks here?

194
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,181
Well, never mind what I want.
What do you want?

195
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,433
I don't know. Let's save an hour.

196
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,561
Why don't you just tell me what I want?

197
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,938
No, really, in your mind,

198
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:52,193
what is the ideal living situation
for two people in a relationship?

199
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,616
Exactly what we have.

200
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,493
And what is that?

201
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,621
I have my place, you have yours.

202
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,748
We're together when we want to be,

203
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,584
and we're apart when we want to be.

204
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,420
-Like Woody and Mia.
-Before Soon-Yi.

205
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,173
<i>Ever since
Woody Allen described</i>

206
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,425
<i>waving to Mia Farrow across the Park,</i>

207
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,721
<i>single men in Manhattan had yearned
for that kind of separate togetherness.</i>

208
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,723
<i>I felt like the last dinosaur.</i>

209
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,058
<i>Was I the one who needed to adapt?</i>

210
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,103
<i>Was my view of a relationship extinct?</i>

211
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,273
<i>I couldn't stop thinking about it.</i>

212
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,359
<i>This is a city where gay men are so out,
they're in.</i>

213
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,947
<i>Where women are so chronically single,
ovaries may be the next vestigial organ.</i>

214
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,074
<i>We can have anything delivered
at any hour.</i>

215
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,411
<i>We can have our dogs walked,
our clothes cleaned, our food cooked.</i>

216
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,413
<i>Who needs a husband
when you have a doorman?</i>

217
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,333
<i>Are New Yorkers
evolving past relationships?</i>

218
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,377
Relationships have declined.
Since, women left the cave,

219
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,254
looked around and said,
"This isn't so hard."

220
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,132
Okay, So, you don't need a man,
but do you still want one?

221
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,717
Oh, honey, I want more than one.

222
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,763
I can't decide whether you represent
our future or our demise.

223
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,389
I am the future!

224
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,850
Seeing Dominic reminded me
of how needy I was,

225
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,477
and how far I've come.

226
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,313
-We're going out Friday night.
-Oh, sweetie!

227
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:14,275
It took you a year to get over him.
He treated you like shit.

228
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,152
Why would you want to go out
with him again?

229
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,820
Because he treated me like shit.

230
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,448
-Okay, I'm leaning toward demise.
-It's called revenge.

231
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,117
I'm gonna make him want me
and right before we do it,

232
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,078
I'm gonna drop him like he dropped me.

233
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,704
As long as you've got a plan.

234
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,082
Not only a plan, I have a dress.

235
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,961
<i>Samantha's revenge fantasy,
like all her fantasies,</i>

236
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,170
<i>was even better live.</i>

237
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,632
-You're more beautiful than ever.

238
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,385
So, successful
and I'm getting gray hair,

239
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,096
and Anka is taking me
for everything I've got.

240
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:47,058
I read that she got the sailboat.

241
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,143
Yes, well,
we had good times in that boat.

242
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,603
You and Anka?

243
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,854
You and I.

244
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,564
Oh!

245
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,735
Have I mentioned how unbelievable
you look in that dress?

246
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,034
<i>And, since
Stephan hadn't come out,</i>

247
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,996
<i>Charlotte accepted his invitation
to stay in.</i>

248
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,837
Mmm.

249
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,422
That's delicious.

250
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,675
Grilled Portobello pizzas,
topped with fresh basil,

251
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,802
-and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese.
-Mmm!

252
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,013
-It's Martha's recipe.

253
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,973
Well, I love Martha Stewart.

254
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,517
-She's the dog's tuxedo!

255
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:34,522
Oh, look, you have the silk placemats
I've been eyeing at Bergdorf's.

256
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,902
-You have good taste.
-Well, This is my fantasy kitchen.

257
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,821
This is my fantasy.

258
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,335
Is that dress Cynthia Rowley?

259
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:57,837
Uh-huh.

260
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,630
<i>Charlotte wanted
to be open-minded,</i>

261
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,759
<i>but Stephan seemed
to be making it as hard as possible.</i>

262
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:09,223
<i>Meanwhile, Samantha was making Dominic
as hard as possible.</i>

263
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,103
So do you want me?

264
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,399
Do I want you?

265
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,700
<i>This was the moment
Samantha had waited years and years for.</i>

266
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,577
<i>What was another couple hours?</i>

267
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,174
-Hello.
-I have been trying to call you.

268
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,676
-Were you at Big's?
-Oh, no, I was out shopping.

269
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,680
My relationship is at a standstill,
so instead, I'm evolving my look.

270
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,140
Hey, how did it go with Dominic?

271
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,767
I slept with him.

272
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,435
Well, that wasn't part of the plan.

273
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,563
It's the new plan. I wanted to
remind him what he was missing.

274
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,733
I can't believe I thought
he was such a great lover.

275
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,819
-I'm better than him now.

276
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:03,945
<i>Bye.</i>

277
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,283
<i>In order to survive two decades
of dating in New York.</i>

278
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,828
<i>Samantha had become a powerful hybrid,</i>

279
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,872
<i>The ego of a man trapped in
the body of a woman.</i>

280
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,709
<i>Charlotte feared the opposite
was true of Stephan.</i>

281
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,546
<i>She still needed help
classifying her find.</i>

282
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,631
<i>So, she brought in a team of experts.</i>

283
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,884
Uh, Carrie, Stanford, this is Stephan.

284
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:27,885
-Hi.
- Hi.

285
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:28,845
-Ciao!
- Oh!

286
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,514
-You changed your hair.
-Oh, yeah, just...

287
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,558
It's just straightened. Have we met?

288
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,226
Oh, no, no, no, I've seen your column.

289
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,729
And In that photo, your hair is like
free flowing and Botticelli-esque.

290
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,357
It's fabulous either way.

291
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,859
So...

292
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,695
Cannolis and cream puffs and tarts,
oh my!

293
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,074
I put a little bit of everything. Um,

294
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,993
this one's an experiment.

295
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,704
It's a date tart with pumpkin custard.

296
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,414
This is all for us?

297
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,375
-Sweets for my sweet.
-And her freeloading friends.

298
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,795
My nutritionist will kill me,
but somebody hand me a fork.

299
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,547
-Can you join us?
-I'd love to.

300
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,340
I have got to glaze my wedding cake.

301
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,221
Get back to me on the tart.

302
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,853
I find him very attractive.

303
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,147
Which, of course, means he's straight.

304
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,608
Plus, He's obviously choosing
to be straight

305
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,235
because he seems to be
head over heels about this one.

306
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,614
What if he's gay
and he doesn't know it yet?

307
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,949
Honey, we are aware.

308
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:36,037
When I was a boy, my father gave me
a book about the female body,

309
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,747
to teach me about sex.

310
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,626
I took one look at it and said, "No."

311
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,461
Well, how is he in bed?

312
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,129
I don't know.
I haven't slept with him yet.

313
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,716
-Really?
-But he wants to.

314
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,094
It's so not fair.
All the good ones are straight,

315
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,763
even the gay ones.

316
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,765
Give me a cannoli.

317
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,947
-Are you looking at my forehead?
- No! No!

318
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,908
<i>That night,
Miranda went out with Joseph Adler.</i>

319
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,286
<i>A labor-relations lawyer, who'd been
after her since the firm retreat.</i>

320
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,038
The lamb is delicious.

321
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,249
You can look if you want.
I've got nothing to hide.

322
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,544
-It's actually starting to fill in.
-Mmm-hmm.

323
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,422
<i>She'd refused him twice before,</i>

324
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,424
<i>but since she was down
to her last ovary,</i>

325
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,802
<i>Miranda decided she was in no position</i>

326
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,096
<i>to eliminate men
on the basis of hair plugs.</i>

327
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,473
I'm telling you, I was practically bald.

328
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,683
I remember.

329
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,185
And now I have hair. This is a miracle.

330
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,605
-Some more bistek?
-Oh, sure.

331
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,734
You probably think I'm crazy.

332
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,071
Actually, I was thinking
you seem very happy.

333
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,656
You know, the funny thing is,

334
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,367
I never thought that
I'd be the kind of guy to get plugs.

335
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,078
But I've learned
that you should never say never.

336
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,789
I know what you mean.

337
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,417
There are things that
I've considered lately,

338
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,586
that I never thought I would consider.

339
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:07,920
Like what?

340
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,424
-Do you really want to know?
-Sure.

341
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:17,263
Well, I recently found out
that I have a lazy ovary.

342
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,889
Which is no big deal.

343
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,851
It just means that I only produce
an egg every other month.

344
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,688
I'm not even sure that I want kids,
but all of a sudden it hit me,

345
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,775
that if the other ovary shuts down,
I'm out of business. So,

346
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,486
I've started taking hormones, and now

347
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,989
I'm actually considering
freezing my eggs.

348
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,450
Freezing your eggs?

349
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,410
Yeah, you know like,

350
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,995
fertility savings account.

351
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,788
I think it would take
the pressure off.

352
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,916
It removes the whole
biological clock issue.

353
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,085
Yeah, but it raises
a lot of other issues.

354
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,670
Such as?

355
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:53,841
Such as, what is all this
reproductive technology doing for us?

356
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,970
I mean, do we want
desperate women having babies at 50?

357
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,098
Maybe some people
aren't supposed to procreate.

358
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,269
Maybe this is the world's way
of weeding out the weak, you see?

359
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,481
If you ask me,
this is a ridiculous abuse of science.

360
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:13,319
You have now designer sperm
and these simulated wombs.

361
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,695
Here's a good idea.

362
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,823
Why don't we just
eliminate men altogether?

363
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,618
Hey, I don't need to be lectured
about science,

364
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,162
by a man who's doing crop rotation
on his forehead.

365
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,539
<i>Miranda went off the hormones.</i>

366
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,460
<i>Not because of what Joseph said,
but because she was only 33.</i>

367
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,170
<i>She still had her left ovary,</i>

368
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,506
<i>and she wasn't ready
to settle out of court.</i>

369
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,718
<i>Maybe someday there would be
eggs in her freezer.</i>

370
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,220
<i>But not yet.</i>

371
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,185
<i>Meanwhile, Charlotte decided to
stop trying to figure out</i>

372
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,063
<i>her creature of mystery and just enjoy.</i>

373
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,650
-Cher?
-I love her!

374
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,694
She's such a survivor.

375
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,824
<i>No matter how hard I try</i>

376
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,076
<i>You keep pushing me aside</i>

377
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:02,993
Wait.

378
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,122
I have to ask you something.

379
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,919
Have you ever been with a man?

380
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,466
No. Have you ever been with a woman?

381
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,260
I'm sorry, it's just,

382
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:27,059
Betty Buckley and Martha Stewart
and Cynthia Rowley!

383
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,354
Are you gay?

384
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,483
Charlotte,

385
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,863
I'm a 35-year-old pastry chef,
who lives in Chelsea.

386
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,948
If I were gay,

387
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:42,783
I would be gay.

388
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,455
You're the one
who doesn't want to make love.

389
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,501
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

390
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,173
<i>What am I supposed to do?</i>

391
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,342
<i>Sit around and wait for you?</i>

392
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,928
<i>Well, I can't do that...</i>

393
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,639
<i>Charlotte was relieved
and delighted to discover</i>

394
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,725
<i>Stephan was definitely straight,</i>

395
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,727
<i>or at least a gay straight man.</i>

396
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,855
<i>Frankly, after two orgasms,
who the hell cares?</i>

397
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,149
Oh, God.

398
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,907
<i>The next morning, it dawned on Samantha
that her desire for revenge,</i>

399
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,326
<i>was not as strong
as her desire for Dominic,</i>

400
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,537
You're awake.

401
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,916
-Yes.
-Mmm.

402
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,586
You're so incredibly beautiful.

403
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,088
- Oh...

404
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,509
God,

405
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,511
I'm gonna miss you.

406
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,596
What do you mean?

407
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,098
Anka and I are giving it another shot.

408
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,228
It's mostly financial.

409
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,814
You can't do this to me.

410
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,149
-I know. I'm sorry.
-No!

411
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,902
No, no, no, no, no.

412
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,946
I'm supposed to do this to you!

413
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,156
I had a plan! This is all wrong!

414
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,241
I should go.

415
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,618
Get out!

416
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,203
I said I was going.

417
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,331
- Hey!
-Stop beating me to the punch!

418
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,793
<i>As she watched history
repeat itself.</i>

419
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,004
<i>Samantha realized,
she couldn't do what Dominic did,</i>

420
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,799
<i>because she hadn't evolved past
having feelings.</i>

421
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,386
<i>And in a way, that was nice to know.</i>

422
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,104
-Good morning.
-Good morning, sleepy.

423
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,815
Something smells amazing!

424
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,569
It's warm cranberry buttermilk scones
and lemon curd.

425
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,072
If I continue dating you,
I'm gonna gain ten pounds.

426
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,866
You'll still be gorgeous.

427
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,747
-You want some tea?
-Yes, please.

428
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,460
-What is that noise?
-What noise?

429
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,421
It's kind of, it's like a squeaking.

430
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,970
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It's a mouse!

431
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,097
-Are you sure?
-It's in that glue trap.

432
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:11,807
-Where?
-There, oh!

433
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,808
- Ew! Ew!

434
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,311
-Oh, my God!
-His legs are stuck!

435
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:16,937
-Ew!
-Ew!

436
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,691
-Do something! Don't kick it to me!
-Get it out! Get it out!

437
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,698
Get it away!

438
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,120
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

439
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,040
<i>At that moment,</i>

440
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:39,209
<i>Charlotte realized her masculine side
wasn't evolved enough</i>

441
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:43,422
<i>for a man whose feminine side
was as highly evolved as Stephan's.</i>

442
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,761
<i>And, I spent the night at Big's
for the first time</i>

443
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,721
<i>since my stuff
was kicked out of the nest.</i>

444
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,902
Oh! God!

445
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:06,695
Where you going?

446
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,614
Home.

447
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,115
No, no.

448
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,161
It's where my hair dryer is.

449
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,875
And I have to dry my hair.

450
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:23,379
I'm wearing it straight,
in case you didn't notice.

451
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:24,630
I noticed.

452
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,509
But I think it looks
pretty amazing right now.

453
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,017
Hey!

454
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,728
Bring that gorgeous ass back into bed.

455
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,232
I just have to make sure,
I didn't leave anything else.

456
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,537
And <i>suddenly, I realized,</i>

457
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,540
<i>I didn't have to worry
about leaving something behind,</i>

458
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,583
<i>because I was there.</i>

459
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,301
Okay.

460
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,054
I'll stay a little longer.

461
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,640
But I'm leaving this underwear here.

462
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:18,726
Is it clean?

463
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:30,863
<i>Okay.</i>

464
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,531
<i>It was a small step for mankind,</i>

465
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,617
<i>but it was a really big step for Big.</i>