1
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Looks like they're all asleep.
Maybe I should sneak out of here.

2
00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:11,845
No. Why don't you stay for breakfast.

3
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How do you like your eggs?

4
00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,142
-What about your sisters?
-What about them?

5
00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,603
Whoa!

6
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Sorry. You okay?

7
00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:27,069
-What are you doing?
-Trying to fix the garbage disposal.

8
00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:30,280
-What are you doing?
-Messing around.

9
00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,576
Hey, sorry. I should have told you
I was here.

10
00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:39,623
No, don't be silly. Paige is a big girl.
She can hang out all she wants to.

11
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Not that she does a lot. I mean...

12
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-You can stop now.
-Right.

13
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Hey, you mind if I take a look?

14
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Sure, go ahead.

15
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Okay.

16
00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,722
What's wrong with the disposal
anyway?

17
00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,433
Not disposing, washer not washing.
Cable not cabling.

18
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-Don't forget the sink upstairs.
-It's next on my list.

19
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-Sounds like fun.
-That's my life, actually. All about fun.

20
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-There you go. It's as good as new.
-He's handy to have around.

21
00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,619
Yeah. I thought you didn't use
magic anymore.

22
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Just once in a while, for little things.
Want me to fix the washer?

23
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-Yes.
-No.

24
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Can you guys help me pick out
some earrings?

25
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Hi. I didn't know you were here.

26
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Hey, yeah. We got in late last night.

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-I see.
-He fixed the garbage disposal.

28
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-Really?
-Magically.

29
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Really?

30
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Can you help me with my earrings
out here, please?

31
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Sure.

32
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Excuse me.

33
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So how do you like your eggs,
scrambled or over easy?

34
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Okay, listen, was that weird?

35
00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,539
Why are you so dressed up?

36
00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,292
Because I have a date with Jason,
but that's besides the point.

37
00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,587
Didn't Richard lose it the last time
he used magic? I mean, really lose it?

38
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I can assure you that he stayed
in complete control

39
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over the garbage disposal.

40
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It's 7:00 in the morning,
how can you have a date?

41
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Because it's 7 here,
but it's evening in Hong Kong.

42
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Okay, so you're not concerned
about Richard using magic?

43
00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:25,771
Yeah, I am, but I'm more concerned
with Paige being really pissed off

44
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because we butted into
her business again.

45
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Yeah, I know, but we're sisters,
that's what we're supposed to do.

46
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Back to your date, I don't understand,
is Chris orbing you to Hong Kong?

47
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No, we're video conferencing.

48
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We just open our laptops
and there we are, in color.

49
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In each other's laps.

50
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So do you think we should
talk to Paige about Richard?

51
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-We don't really know him.
-I know we don't.

52
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And neither does she.
That's the problem.

53
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-What, can't I worry?
-From afar. Yeah.

54
00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,761
Now, excuse me,
I have to go unclog a sink.

55
00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,857
Well, maybe a little magic
couldn't hurt.

56
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Help me!

57
00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,340
Okay, so watery lady
pops up from the sink.

58
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-You sure she's not a demon?
-I'm sure she needed help.

59
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-What else did she say?
-That was it.

60
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"Harding Park, pond," and poof!

61
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Over there.

62
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They're coming! Take this,
it does not belong to them!

63
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I'm liking these odds.

64
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Wuss.

65
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The sword.

66
00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,715
The sword is...

67
00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,929
Where'd she go?
What did she say?

68
00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,349
She said something about the sword.
Where is it?

69
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,851
It's in the stone.

70
00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,443
The sword in the stone?

71
00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,947
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, right?

72
00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,847
Okay, could you maybe
miss the table?

73
00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,892
I'm sorry, I've never orbed anything
that heavy before.

74
00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,270
-Or that historic.
-Is that glowing?

75
00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,148
No, it's the sunroom,
there's a lot of light.

76
00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,943
What part of this aren't you getting?
Sword, stone, lady in lake.

77
00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,402
It was a pond.

78
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,531
-You think she's from Avalon?
-Yeah, I think she was flushed out

79
00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,785
by whoever's after Excalibur.
The maker of kings.

80
00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:36,039
Look, we're not talking about Camelot,
right, because that's not real.

81
00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,084
You never believed in King Arthur
and the Knights of the Round Table?

82
00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,754
Yes, I did, when I was 7.
And then I grew up.

83
00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,715
Yeah, you grew up to be a witch

84
00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,009
that fights demons
and silly-looking dragons.

85
00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,553
-That's different, that's real.
-And this isn't real?

86
00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,556
-What is real are those hooded freaks.
-Who are not gonna give up

87
00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,892
-now that the sword's in the open.
-How do you know?

88
00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:59,562
Whoever has Excalibur
is unstoppable.

89
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,360
Okay, there's definitely nothing
in the <i>Book.</i>

90
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,862
Oh, hi. How you doing?

91
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,991
Phoebe, please put a stop
to this nonsense.

92
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,034
-Didn't realize you were here.
-That's okay.

93
00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,744
You can talk freely in front of him.

94
00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,205
Lord knows,
you've been through enough.

95
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,959
-No, not really.
-Phoebe.

96
00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,837
Look, I should probably go.

97
00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,173
Don't be ridiculous. You're great.

98
00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,801
Okay, anyway, <i>Book,</i> Excalibur...?

99
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,261
Yeah, nothing, <i>nada.</i>

100
00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:32,846
-Really?
-Told you.

101
00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:36,349
You know, hey, maybe it's been out
of circulation since ye olden days,

102
00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,102
and maybe no Halliwell has ever
come across it before.

103
00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,980
Well, we have run across these guys,
executioner demons,

104
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,692
-lower-level badasses for hire.
-Who hired them?

105
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,319
This higher-level badass.

106
00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,281
"A power-mad paladin
of destruction."

107
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Maybe... You know, maybe we
should just kind of hang out later.

108
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,164
Yeah. Okay. Bye.

109
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,915
Bye.

110
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,045
<i>I don't know.</i>

111
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:10,216
-Be careful with all this.
-Always. I had...

112
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,637
-...a really good time last night.
-Me too.

113
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,182
What?

114
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,352
I just don't think your sisters
like me very much.

115
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,688
-No, that's not true.
-Really?

116
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:27,525
Okay, maybe they're just doing
the overprotective sister thing.

117
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,944
Well, that's a good thing.

118
00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:33,406
Because I don't want anything
to happen to you.

119
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,699
Don't worry.

120
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,499
So he's an upper-level demon,
which means

121
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:46,086
you should be able to make
a vanquishing potion.

122
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,214
Okay. Wait. Me? Why me?

123
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,884
Because, hello, I have a few
hundred things to do

124
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,095
around here, in addition
to raising a small child.

125
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,013
I know, you have so much to do.

126
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,766
You're my hero. But I can't,
I have to go to work.

127
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,310
I still don't have an assistant,
and I'm swamped.

128
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,062
But... Phoebe!

129
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,525
Paige, potion?

130
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:12,028
Oh, I'm sorry, honey, the temp
agency's already got me a new job.

131
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,656
But that hardly compares with...

132
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,533
Come on, you know
there's a magical reason

133
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,201
that I've had every one
of these jobs,

134
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,245
and who am I to interfere
with destiny?

135
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,915
Okay, so you want me
to add "babysit the sword"

136
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,377
and "mix vanquishing potion"
to my never-ending to-do list.

137
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,213
Look, the sword is stuck
in the stone. You know it, I know it,

138
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,216
the bad guys know it. Nobody's gonna
get it out till King Arthur does.

139
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385
When that happens,
there'll be lots of fireworks.

140
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,220
-When might that be?
-How should I know?

141
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,430
Maybe a couple thousand years?

142
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,527
Well, you can't blame a girl for trying.

143
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,245
Oh, but I do blame you.

144
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,790
The sword is now locked in stone.
You promised me murderers,

145
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,835
what you delivered
was cannon fodder for witches!

146
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,795
Those weren't just witches.

147
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,299
Tell me, demon, will your thick head
still spout excuses

148
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,134
when it's cut from your neck?

149
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,511
If the sword is
with the Charmed Ones,

150
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,264
it means we need a better class
of executioners, that's all.

151
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,978
And how much more
will this cost me?

152
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,982
-The Charmed Ones are formidable.
-How much?

153
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,984
To provide you
with more executioners

154
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,779
and the training needed to drown the
Charmed Ones in their own blood...

155
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,578
...a seat at the table.

156
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,961
If your goal is to unite all evil under
the corrupted power of the sword,

157
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,756
you could do far worse
than have me at your side.

158
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,349
-Responses to last week's columns.
-How'd you get into my e-mail?

159
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,352
Your e-mail account is maxed out,
so your fans are using ours.

160
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,648
Oh, I'll tell you, Elise better find me
a new assistant because pretty soon

161
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,485
she's gonna have to ask Phoebe
to take my foot out of her...

162
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,281
Hello, Phoebe Halliwell.

163
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,659
Oh, hey, Laura.

164
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,661
I have that down...

165
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:30,291
...for this morning. Oh, my God,
I missed it. I'm so sorry.

166
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,878
No, of course I can reschedule.
Absolutely.

167
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:39,550
Actually, Laura, can I call you back
when I have my book in front of me?

168
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,846
Okay, great. I'm so sorry.
Thanks. Bye.

169
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,183
Hi, I thought you had
a new temp job today.

170
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,686
-I do.
-Why aren't you there?

171
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,813
Apparently I am.

172
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,566
-What? Here?
-Yep.

173
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,027
-As my assistant?
-Well, I think I'd prefer

174
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,570
to be called your desk manager.

175
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:03,074
Wait, but I thought you get all
of your temp jobs for divine reasons.

176
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,409
Usually I do.

177
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,036
Yeah, but I don't need divine help,
I need filing

178
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,580
and faxing
and desk-management help.

179
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,917
I'm your girl. I really am.
We'll just, you know, see if

180
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,378
the divine stuff kind of appears later.
It usually does.

181
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,590
Yeah, but I can't tell you what to do.
I mean, how weird is that?

182
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,509
Well, it's no weirder than usual.

183
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,846
-I see.
-Just kidding, sort of.

184
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,849
Listen, you get back to your column.
I will call Laura and reschedule.

185
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,517
I will...

186
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,437
...help stuff.

187
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,368
Perfect.

188
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,590
Hey, lady!

189
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,138
We could really use
an authority figure out there.

190
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,350
-What are you doing here?
-What am I doing here?

191
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,186
I'm getting pushed around!
I just lost my place in line.

192
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,896
What line?

193
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,989
What...? What's going on here?

194
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,788
Never.

195
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,000
-What is this?
-Natural selection.

196
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,961
Naturally, I hope the sword
selects me to be king.

197
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,130
Finally get a little respect around here.

198
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:51,140
You people, you creatures, whatever.
You can't be here. You gotta go.

199
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,976
We have a divine right to try our hand.

200
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,104
-Wow.
-Yeah.

201
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,980
Ten feet's pretty much the distance.

202
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,400
Back of the line, please.

203
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,859
Hoof it, sister!

204
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,613
Chris! Chris. Get down here.

205
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,699
-Where's Chris?
-Busy.

206
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,701
Let's go.

207
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,370
-What's going on?
-Busy with what?

208
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,415
Other charges. I took him
off your account again.

209
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,667
-Our account?
-You know what I mean.

210
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,256
-Whoa, is that what I think it is?
-No. No, it's not.

211
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,925
Okay, now look, you gotta get
all these people out of here

212
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,010
because I can't do this right now.

213
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,972
Hey, hey, hey! No cuts, buddy.

214
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,897
Hey, how was the staff meeting?

215
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,858
Endless. How's my new assistant
working out?

216
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,069
Oh, she put a fire under the interns,
that's for sure.

217
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,779
Really?

218
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,449
Okay, who can help me with that?

219
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,327
Great, you got it. And what about
collating and cross-referencing?

220
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,705
You. And so you would
have databasing.

221
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,708
All right, great. You boys
have your marching orders.

222
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,043
I will check back with you
in a couple hours.

223
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,925
Wow, who works here?

224
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,928
You do. Who rocks?
That would be me.

225
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,431
By the end of the day,
we'll have a system in place

226
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,184
that tracks your column ideas,
your columns written

227
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,727
and your columns considered,

228
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,022
plus a separate file for your questions,
comments and fan mail.

229
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,483
-I can't believe it.
-Well, believe it because you,

230
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,611
my dear, are never going to miss
anything again.

231
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,446
-That's good.
-It is good news

232
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,406
because you, my dear,
need to concentrate.

233
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,074
Yes, I do.

234
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,119
Yes, you do.
Starting with tomorrow's column.

235
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,748
-I already wrote tomorrow's column.
-Yeah, you did.

236
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,085
Is there a problem with it?

237
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,338
Well, I mean, I'm no expert,

238
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,632
but I was just thinking
about this one question.

239
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,968
Okay, the girl's family wants her
to break up with him

240
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,720
because they think
he's an alcoholic.

241
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,139
And absent of any proof,
you're telling her to end it.

242
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,810
Well, you know, not really end it,
just slow it down a bit.

243
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:04,065
Okay, but slowing it down
by not seeing each other is,

244
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,691
in effect, ending it.

245
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,236
I just think you should
keep your eyes open.

246
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,655
Keep my eyes open?

247
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,866
I mean, I think that she should keep
her eyes open.

248
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,495
-You know what I mean.
-Yeah.

249
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,750
-This column's about Richard, isn't it?
-No, it is not about Richard.

250
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,335
Don't be ridiculous.

251
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,006
You hate him. I can tell,
and what's worse, he can tell.

252
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,468
Look, Paige, if you're sensing
anything from me, it's just concern.

253
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:36,305
I'm concerned that you're falling
too fast for a guy you barely know.

254
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,643
But, you know,
it's none of my business.

255
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,313
You're right. It's not
any of your business.

256
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,900
Right.

257
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,320
Hey, Piper needs your help, now.

258
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,376
Pest.

259
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,797
Oh, my!

260
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,259
-I was afraid this would happen.
-You could have mentioned that.

261
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,928
-And they won't leave?
-Oh, no. No.

262
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,181
-More show up every minute.
-But no bad guys yet, right?

263
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,434
What is that stench?
What is that stench?

264
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,395
We gotta get this thing out
of here. Leo refuses to orb it.

265
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,064
The Lady of the Lake came to you.
I'm not messing with that.

266
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:31,777
Oh, for God's sakes, if you
will not get rid of it, then I will!

267
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,243
Your Majesty.

268
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,788
Wow.

269
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,349
I bet you didn't expect this
when you got up this morning.

270
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,310
-I...
-The sword has chosen.

271
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,605
You are the new savior.

272
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,649
The champion of good,

273
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,525
the master of Excalibur.

274
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,447
-Welcome to your new destiny.
-Oh, crap.

275
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,203
Okay, let's go. Nothing to see
here anymore,

276
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,206
-no more show, <i>adiós,</i> scram.
-Your Majesty, seriously,

277
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,542
if you need anything, anything at all.
Castles built, suits of armor,

278
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,128
you name it, I got connections.

279
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,927
Is it just me, or does it still
smell like ogre in here?

280
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,222
I'm telling you, guys,
this is all a big mistake.

281
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,475
-Stop that.
-It's drawn to you,

282
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,645
-just like you're drawn to it.
-Do I look like I'm drawn to it, pal?

283
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,314
-You will be in time.
-No, I don't have time

284
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,482
to play Queen Arthur.

285
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:56,779
Oh, come on, Piper, have a little fun.
Don't you realize what this means?

286
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,489
One more thing on my to-do list?

287
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,659
No, it means you, my dear,
are the chosen one,

288
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,704
the first in centuries to have
power over the sword.

289
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,330
Tell her all about it, Merlin.

290
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:11,085
Oh, actually, the name's Mordaunt.
Merlin was just a fairy tale.

291
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,964
But Camelot was not.

292
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,591
And thanks to you, it can rise again.

293
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,011
So, what are you, a wizard,
a sorcerer?

294
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,640
Actually, I'm neither.
I'm just a humble teacher

295
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,475
in service of the sword.

296
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,811
And we must begin
instruction immediately,

297
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,479
before your enemy attacks.

298
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,022
-The Dark Knight.
-You know him?

299
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,733
Yeah, we've already kicked his ass.

300
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,319
And if he shows up again, we have a
vanquishing potion ready and waiting.

301
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,822
-What's in it?
-It's a mandrake variation

302
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,116
with a little bit of griffin's blood.

303
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:46,328
Good, if you're going up against
a pustulous knave, which you're not.

304
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:50,207
If you want to fight the Dark Knight
with magic, this is what you need.

305
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,461
I thought you said
you weren't a sorcerer.

306
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:57,590
I picked up a few things along the way.
The Dark Knight is no trifle.

307
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,800
You'll have to hit him
with everything you have.

308
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,428
I've never even heard of half
of these ingredients.

309
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,597
Looks like he picked up
quite a bit.

310
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,350
What do you think?

311
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,105
-Can't get a read on him.
-Your distrust is expected,

312
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,900
but don't let it blind you.
If I haven't taught Piper

313
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:19,570
how to master the sword
before the Dark Knight returns,

314
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,572
your survival depends on that potion.

315
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,784
Okay, so where are we supposed
to get the ingredients?

316
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:29,538
I think I know a place. Leave it to me,
your trusty assistant.

317
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,083
All right, I guess I will go check
with the other elders

318
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,419
and see what they know.

319
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,421
You want me to take Wyatt?

320
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,591
Piper.

321
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,384
Do you want me to take
Wyatt with me?

322
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,011
Oh, yeah. Sure.

323
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,682
I'll be fine.

324
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,103
En garde!

325
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,486
Not bad.
Better than Arthur's first time.

326
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:04,448
-Really?
-Now, I'm gonna come in low.

327
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:10,246
Believe in Excalibur.
Just let it flow through you.

328
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,254
-These are your best?
-The highest quality.

329
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,923
-They'll get the job done.
-They'd better.

330
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,884
If they don't, it's not me
they'll have to answer to.

331
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,762
-I thought you were...
-I serve a greater power.

332
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,722
Whose?

333
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,477
We've got a problem.

334
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,730
Hey!

335
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,613
Well. Should have figured
you'd be after the sword.

336
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,449
-Tell him.
-Kiss my grumpy ass.

337
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,743
Tell him.

338
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,080
You're too late.

339
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,917
Piper Halliwell has Excalibur.
And she's being trained how to use it.

340
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,045
By who? Who's training her?

341
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:10,014
-Does this change anything?
-It changes everything.

342
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:22,568
I think we got everything you need.
Plant roots, fungi, herbs,

343
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,863
-creature parts, insects.
-Creature parts?

344
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,531
Fairy wings.

345
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,366
Wait, fairy wings?

346
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,036
Well, I didn't kill them
if that's what you're wondering.

347
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,787
-Then how'd you get them?
-Phoebe.

348
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,081
-What? Fair question.
-Actually, I'm not sure.

349
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,627
My family's been stockpiling this stuff
for years because of the feud.

350
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,837
Yeah, but the feud's over, right?

351
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,797
Hey, you know,
I think we're gonna need

352
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,842
a mortar and pestle for the potion,
do you have one?

353
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,218
Yeah.

354
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,014
What are you doing?

355
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,849
-What?
-You don't have to treat him

356
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,478
-like he's evil.
-Paige, I'm just reacting to what I see.

357
00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:01,148
I mean, how many guys do you
know that stockpile gremlin ears?

358
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,484
Okay, first your not-so-subtle column,
and now this.

359
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,778
Why don't you come out
and admit it? You hate him.

360
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,031
Paige, I don't hate him.
I'm just worried.

361
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,200
Well, don't worry.
I know what I'm doing.

362
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,036
Okay, so are you telling me
that it doesn't bother you at all

363
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,538
that he's using magic again?
Or that he has this...?

364
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,249
This room hidden?

365
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:23,295
What part of "this is not
your business" are you not getting?

366
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:26,382
Oh, Paige, I am worried about you.

367
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,259
Okay, just like you were worried
about me when I was dating a demon.

368
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:33,222
-Richard is not a demon.
-No, I know he's not a demon, Paige.

369
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,432
But he has a dark side
and powerful magic.

370
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,351
And that's a very dangerous
combination.

371
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:40,938
I... I'm worried about you, okay?
I'm sorry.

372
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,112
-Here.
-Thanks.

373
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,573
Everything all right?

374
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,996
Let's just get this over with.

375
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,351
-You're a quick study.
-You're a good teacher.

376
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,605
So you feel the sword's power?

377
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,983
-Yes.
-How's it feel?

378
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,110
Not bad.

379
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,448
You and Excalibur are becoming one.

380
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,410
Soon, nothing will matter.

381
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,455
Nothing except the desire to rule.

382
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:51,592
You.

383
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,595
I was wondering when you'd show up.
Take him!

384
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:11,528
-"Wereboar tusk, one pinch.
-Okay.

385
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,447
Nymph hair, one lock.

386
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,658
Oh, I hope this isn't
from someone we know.

387
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:20,704
Wraith essence, three drops.

388
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,334
-One, two, three.
-And black poppy,

389
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,212
-one level teaspoon."
-I've never even heard of black...

390
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,713
No!

391
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,343
Phoebe, you okay?

392
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,516
-Richard.
-Wait, watch.

393
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,270
Don't ever mix wraith essence
and black poppy.

394
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:49,024
-Ever.
-Why would Mordaunt do this?

395
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,734
Because he wants you dead.

396
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,886
-I thought we made a deal.
-I don't need you

397
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,847
to get the sword anymore.

398
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,309
I've got her.

399
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,733
Your assimilation is complete.

400
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,611
You are now one with Excalibur.

401
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,446
Now what?

402
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,285
-It's just us.
-He's not what you think he is.

403
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,787
-He tried to kill us.
-He wants the sword.

404
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,581
But the sword chose me.

405
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:49,126
No, he's just using you, he wants
the power of the sword for himself.

406
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,004
You're not meant
to control the sword.

407
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:53,755
But I do control it.

408
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,010
And you don't think I can.

409
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,555
Perhaps we should leave.

410
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,559
-Paige. Paige, Paige, Paige.
-Excalibur!

411
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,024
Don't do that again.

412
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,861
It appears your queen has spoken.

413
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:23,035
Her Majesty has left the building.

414
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,162
Or Her Madness.

415
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,379
Doesn't look like much of a kingdom.

416
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,549
Well, this is just where it begins,

417
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:40,219
where you form your inner circle.

418
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,639
Let me guess,
the Knights of the Round Table?

419
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,016
The knights of your Round Table.

420
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:50,979
You're on a new path now,
a new destiny.

421
00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:55,525
That's good because I was
getting a little bored of the old one.

422
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,903
A world of adventure awaits you.

423
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,615
Warfare, conquest,

424
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,784
Camelot.

425
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:09,331
-And what exactly is Camelot?
-Whatever you want it to be.

426
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,792
It's your kingdom to make.

427
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,044
Could you be a little more specific?

428
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:19,216
There will be no one above you,
no one to challenge you.

429
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:22,386
You will have free rein
to reshape the way things are,

430
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:26,056
to create a world of your dreams.

431
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:30,102
All will bow down before you.

432
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,729
All will serve your every desire.

433
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:37,234
-Including you?
-Especially me, my queen.

434
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,130
What is it?

435
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,217
Well, we must...

436
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,469
...build your kingdom first.

437
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:08,974
And to do that, we need to fill
your Round Table with knights.

438
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,936
-Very well, I have a few ideas.
-No.

439
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:18,317
Let me be your counsel.
I know best who will serve you well.

440
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,068
But they will not come easily.

441
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:23,822
You must challenge them
on fields of battle.

442
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,824
Force them to join you.

443
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,877
I think I can do that.

444
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:47,262
-Anything?
-Nope, can't find Piper anywhere.

445
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:50,098
Well. Keep looking, she's bound
to show up somewhere.

446
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,933
-Yeah, to do what?
-I don't know.

447
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,228
I don't understand. If she wasn't
supposed to pull the sword out,

448
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,814
-then why was she able to?
-According to the other elders,

449
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:01,318
she was only meant to pass it on
to whomever it was really meant for.

450
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,946
So she's not the new King Arthur,
but she is the new Lady of the Lake?

451
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:08,116
-Basically, yeah.
-Well, why is it turning her evil?

452
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,911
Because only the ultimate power
on Earth can handle Excalibur.

453
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,662
That's why the lady
stayed in the lake,

454
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,623
to insulate herself
from the sword's power.

455
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,626
Okay, so we should find Piper
and then drown her.

456
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,046
-Oh, I'm just kidding, Leo.
-It's no joke.

457
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,341
It's the only way to keep the power
from consuming her, destroying her.

458
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,928
Still, what does Mordaunt
want with Piper?

459
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,431
I mean, he's tricky, but he's hardly
the ultimate power on Earth.

460
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,517
But he can use Piper
to become that power.

461
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,146
Guess who just surfaced.

462
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:49,282
-Should I kill him?
-You're the queen.

463
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,452
I need one more knight
to sit at my Round Table.

464
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:56,540
-Care to join me?
-Join you? Which side are you on?

465
00:31:56,706 --> 00:32:00,001
All we're interested in
is the greatest power.

466
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,670
Become one of us.

467
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,549
-What he said.
-What do I get out of it?

468
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,759
You? You get to live.

469
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,513
-Piper!
-I should have known it was a trap!

470
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:16,393
-You stay put. You, I warned you.
-Sorry, Your Majesty.

471
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,522
Paige, now, orb her.

472
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:32,117
Impressive, huh?
Now, make your queen proud.

473
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,084
-What just happened?
-I don't know,

474
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,878
but I don't think it's good.

475
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,885
Leo!

476
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,183
Welcome.

477
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,935
I assume you're all wondering
why you've been gathered here.

478
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:03,273
But don't worry, if I wanted to kill you,
I would have done so already.

479
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,486
You are the chosen few
who will help chart a new world order,

480
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,613
united under me.

481
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,908
Excuse me, Your Majesty,
we're getting ahead of ourselves.

482
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,912
-Are we?
-The small matter of the loyalty oath.

483
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,916
Yeah. That's right.

484
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,544
-Administer that oath.
-Yes, Your Majesty.

485
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:27,964
If you will all put
your left hand...

486
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,426
...or claw

487
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,387
on one of the five points
of the pentagram in front of you.

488
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:51,571
Supreme demonic powers,
leave your hosts!

489
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:55,283
And find a new home
in this willing heart!

490
00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,619
What are you doing?

491
00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,788
Stop!

492
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,346
You vanquished all my knights. Why?

493
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:25,021
Fulfilling my centuries-old quest...

494
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,857
...to control Excalibur.

495
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,945
-But it belongs to me.
-No. It doesn't.

496
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,283
It never did. But thanks to you

497
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:39,286
and the combined powers
of your knights,

498
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,162
now it belongs to me.

499
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,291
I'm the ultimate power.

500
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,835
I don't understand.

501
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,589
It's simply a transfer of power,
that's all.

502
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,799
And now all that remains
to do...

503
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,344
...is to eliminate the true recipient
of Excalibur

504
00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:00,390
before he grows old enough
to fulfill his destiny

505
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,393
as the son of a Charmed One.

506
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,522
You can't hurt him, he's protected.

507
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,900
I couldn't before.

508
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:14,863
But I can with this.

509
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,797
Feeling any better?

510
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:37,886
No, I'm pretty sure "ow" signifies that
I am not, in fact, feeling any better.

511
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:43,266
I am getting tired of this whole
soul-separating-from-my-body thing.

512
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,185
It's getting to be a disturbing pattern.

513
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,730
It was pretty close too. Your souls
were getting ready to move on.

514
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,650
-Move on to where exactly?
-Nice try.

515
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,570
I can't believe Piper.
Did you see the look in her eyes?

516
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,907
Hey, at least it looked like
she was having fun for once.

517
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,493
-Find her yet?
-No, nothing.

518
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,996
Keep trying. Just like last time, they
can't do anything until they resurface.

519
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,791
Yeah, unless Mordaunt wants her
to help him rule the underworld.

520
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,710
There's gotta be another way
to get her out of this.

521
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,129
I just wish we knew
who King Arthur is.

522
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,633
-Wait, what do you mean?
-I mean, if we need to separate

523
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,135
Piper from the sword,
what better way than figure out

524
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,137
who she's meant to give it to?

525
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,976
No.

526
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,523
It's Wyatt. Oh, my God.
It has to be.

527
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:36,027
-What's the matter?
-It's Piper, she's hurt.

528
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,491
-Harding Park. Let's go.
-I got Wyatt.

529
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:50,959
Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

530
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,837
Once they come for you,
I'll go for him.

531
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,217
-Hurry! Hurry, hurry!
-I am, I am.

532
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:05,932
Where's Wyatt?

533
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,859
My apologies, King Wyatt.

534
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:19,070
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

535
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,331
What?!

536
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,501
And that's his favorite teddy bear.

537
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,091
Hey.

538
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,429
Bet you didn't expect this
when you got up this morning.

539
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:46,848
But I've still got Excalibur!

540
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,058
-Not for long.
-Go for it, Wyatt.

541
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:17,670
Okay, sweetie,
that's very, very good.

542
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:23,510
But we need to put this away
so you don't put an eye out.

543
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,845
At least until you're 18.

544
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,731
How are you?

545
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,610
Oh, fine. Think you can orb this
into the attic?

546
00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,445
Absolutely.

547
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,951
Away from any furniture?

548
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:51,621
Sorry.

549
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,249
Don't worry,
I'll just add it to my list.

550
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:14,143
Hey, I just finished
the last of the filing.

551
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,897
-Great, thanks.
-Is that tomorrow's copy?

552
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,400
Yeah, I'm just doing some
last-minute changes.

553
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:24,237
This woman right here
is worried that her mother

554
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,322
-might be marrying the wrong guy.
-Really?

555
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,700
Yeah, she thinks he might be
the devil incarnate.

556
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,452
Didn't we vanquish
the devil incarnate?

557
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,289
I told her

558
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:38,126
that unless she has absolute proof,
she should probably butt out

559
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:40,211
and let her sister live her own life.

560
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,715
-I thought this was about a mother.
-Yeah, well, you know what I mean.

561
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,049
Yeah, I think I do.

562
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:49,178
It's funny, this is the first job I've
gotten without a magical reason behind it.

563
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,390
Well, there may not have been
a magical reason,

564
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,017
but there was definitely a reason.

565
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,896
I just have to learn
to take my own advice.

566
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:01,441
Yeah, well, don't stop
worrying about me too much.

567
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,026
Okay.

568
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:08,489
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
You ready to go?

569
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:11,534
Yeah. We're going out.
Do you wanna join?

570
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:15,079
I would love to, actually,

571
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,540
but I'm gonna take a rain check.
It's been a long day.

572
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:18,791
Okay. Good night.

573
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,048
Hey, Paige,

574
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:29,844
-you're fired.
-Actually, I quit.

575
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,785
Listen, I want you to promise me

576
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,788
that before we take that thing
out of storage,

577
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,874
that you're gonna play lots
of football and baseball

578
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:04,587
and have lots of normal toys,
and maybe we'll even get a dog.

579
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,381
What do you think?

580
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,425
How we doing?

581
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:13,137
His Highness seems content.

582
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,182
-What about you?
-I'm doing all right.

583
00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:19,268
At least I have my priorities straight
now. I was so busy doing stuff,

584
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,521
and all I really wanted to do
was hang out with him.

585
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:25,233
Well, you should have more time
for that now.

586
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,444
-I fixed the washer.
-You did?

587
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:33,866
And the sink and the cable
and the toilet.

588
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:38,413
Wow, I forgot how handy you were
to have around the house.

589
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,210
Pretty strange, huh?

590
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,380
Kind of scary, actually.

591
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,590
-Why?
-Well, we've seen what he can do

592
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:53,219
without the sword. I can't begin
to imagine what he could do with it.

593
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:56,222
Well, whatever it is,
it's meant to be.

594
00:41:56,431 --> 00:42:00,018
Doesn't make it
any less scary, though.

595
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:03,938
But that's tomorrow's problem.
I'll worry about it then.

596
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:06,274
Okey-dokey.