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It's okay, you're gonna be okay.
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Okay? That demon wiped out
that whole family of innocents.
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-How will I ever be okay?
-You learn.
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If that demon
is anywhere in that Book,
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I'm gonna nail his sorry ass.
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Those poor children.
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They were so scared.
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I could feel their pain.
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Okay, maybe you could
feel their pain a little less, Phoebe.
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Remember, she's an empath now.
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I know what her powers are.
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Okay, I think a little sister bonding
is in order for all of us here.
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-I'll get the tea.
-No.
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Did you see that demon?
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Did you see those teeth,
flying out like razor blades?
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We need to kill that demon.
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For the children.
All six of those children.
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Fine, we'll hit the Book now, tea later.
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-Told you it wouldn't work.
-Well, it's her fault.
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Who's ever heard of a demon
with razor flying teeth before?
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My fault? I'm not the one
who made the innocents
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-into the von Trapp family.
-Did not.
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-Did too.
-Knock it off.
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It's my fault for going along
with you two.
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We can look like the Charmed Ones,
but let's face it, our acting sucks.
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If we want the Book of Shadows,
we need to become them.
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It's time to try my identity-theft spell.
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No way! They'll come after us.
It's a suicide mission.
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And it's dangerous too.
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So what? You wanna be
chiselers your whole life?
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It's time to think big,
and thinking big means
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making the whole world
believe that we are them.
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I don't wanna be them.
I wanna be bad.
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-Me too. Bad's better.
-Then stick with me.
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Because once we get the Book,
we'll steal their powers
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and then form our own power of three.
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-And you know what that means.
-No.
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We'll be the untouchable sisters.
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Phoebe, Paige, are you up there?
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Perfume, girls.
41
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What time did he go to sleep?
42
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Okay, can you call me
as soon as he starts to stir?
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Okay, thanks.
44
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Jack, the band is coming in in an
hour to set up and do a sound check.
45
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Can you take care of them? I wanna
be home when my baby wakes up.
46
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-I'm on it.
-Hey. You ready for lunch?
47
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I was thinking I can make you
something fabulous at home instead.
48
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Piper, every new mommy
needs a little grown-up time.
49
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-That's why we got the nanny, right?
-Right.
50
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So let's go...
51
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Was that a moan?
52
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-Piper!
-What?
53
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That new bartender guy
is checking you out.
54
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Are you telling me that you're feeling
what he's feeling for me?
55
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Yes, I still can't control
my new power.
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All right, that's it.
Take your shoes for a walk, buddy.
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-That's creepy.
-I know, it's horrible.
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You should have seen it
the last time Jason was in town.
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I couldn't keep my hands off of him.
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I don't know
what I'm gonna do this weekend.
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Jason is flying in
from Hong Kong again?
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Wow, I'd say that guy
is falling for you.
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You think so? I think so. I hope so.
64
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But all I can feel
is this strong sexual desire for me.
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And that's a bad thing.
66
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Yeah, it's a bad thing
if that's all he's feeling.
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And if it is all he's feeling,
I want to know now so I don't get hurt.
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Well, why don't you
take him to a restaurant,
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where you can't get buck wild,
and ask Jason how he feels.
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The direct approach.
Very sneaky of you.
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And if that doesn't work, ask him
about the weather in Hong Kong.
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-No.
-No. We're not demon hunting.
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We're going to lunch.
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Hey, I am not unreasonable.
We can hunt demons after lunch.
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-By the way, anyone seen Leo?
-No, I have not.
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-I haven't either.
-If you do, let me know.
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There's a rumor that he has
a lead on who sent him to Valhalla.
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I'm sure that's very important stuff,
but I have another question.
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Did either one of you leave
the Book on the floor last night?
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-On the floor?
-No, I didn't.
81
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Chris?
82
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I vaguely remember a story
that started like that in the future.
83
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-Someone was after the Book.
-Demons are always after the Book.
84
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-What's new?
-I think this time they get it.
85
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You should take
this threat seriously. And tell Paige.
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-Where is Paige?
-She's at her new temp job.
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-She's still on that kick?
-It's not a kick, Chris.
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It's her quest for happiness
outside of magic.
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Yeah, but it's a temp job.
Who finds happiness on a temp job?
90
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Straighten your back. You wanna
get out of bed in the morning?
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Back straight. Check.
92
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No, no, mira. Don't reach.
Let them come to you.
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Okay.
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Forget it. Keep the line moving.
95
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Okay. How long have you been
working here, anyway?
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Eight years and two herniated discs.
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Didn't know what you were getting into
on this one, did you?
98
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No, I can't say as I did. But it's fun.
99
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You know, I get to work with my hands
and it's kind of like nature.
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And best of all, there's no magic.
101
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Markers, magic markers,
I'm crazy... Crazy allergic.
102
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Oh, no.
103
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Watch out!
104
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Everybody okay over here?
105
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She saved my life.
106
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-It was nothing.
-All right, everybody,
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take 20 till we can
perform a safety check here.
108
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That is the third accident this month.
109
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I think this place is maldito. Cursed.
110
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I think I'm maldito.
111
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I can't tell if anyone's home from here.
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If I get Piper's powers,
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first thing I'm gonna do
is freeze these unwanted facial lines.
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I'm the oldest, I get Piper's powers.
You'll get Paige's.
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Well, in that case,
maybe I'll orb away this blemish.
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Stakeout takeout, anyone?
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All I asked for was a scrying bulb.
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Just because
we killed the owners here
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doesn't mean we
should let their food go to waste.
120
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Give me sight though the blackest bile
Show me the faces I revile
121
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Piper's the only one home right now.
122
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We need all three sisters together
for my spell to work.
123
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She's with the baby. I can't wait
to orb that thing into a volcano.
124
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As the baby in the family,
I'm afraid I'll be doing the orbing.
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-We get our powers by sorority.
-That's "seniority," Margo.
126
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And that's not fair.
I wanted Paige's power.
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Don't talk to me about fair.
I always got less growing up.
128
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And usually two years out of style.
129
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There's nothing wrong
with Phoebe's powers, Mitzy.
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-You'll be able to levitate.
-Yeah, six feet in the air.
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Margo will be orbing
around the world.
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I'll send postcards.
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Don't forget, you'll also have the
power of premonition and empathy.
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Like I care what happens
to people or how they feel.
135
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Maybe you should care, instead of this
"me, me, me" attitude all the time.
136
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You're gonna get your teeth
knocked in if you don't back off!
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00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,668
Enough!
What is wrong with you two?
138
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:07,464
We have worked way too hard
to let it all fall apart now.
139
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,513
Hello, are you the lady of the house?
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Go away.
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This is the biggest con of our lives.
142
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:24,147
If we don't get this right, we're gonna
be two-bit magic hustlers forever.
143
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,316
Is that what you want?
144
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,030
But you haven't seen
the amazing new Kelby 3000.
145
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-Just get inside.
-Okay, okay.
146
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The secret of the Charmed Ones lies
in their sisterhood. The power of three.
147
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,250
Well, guess what.
We got our own sisterhood.
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Our own power of three, right here.
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If we can just stick together,
we can have it all.
150
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,926
You'll never have it all
until you own the Kelby 3000.
151
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I'm telling you,
this baby is gonna change your...
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So who's with me?
153
00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,560
I'm sorry, sweetie.
154
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,355
Oh, me too.
155
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,774
I'll orb you anywhere you wanna go.
156
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,193
That's more like it.
157
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:15,365
Now, let's sit back,
relax until the other two get home.
158
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,995
All right, look, Mommy'll try it.
159
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,792
That's so horrible!
Wow, is that horrible.
160
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,421
Leo, what are you doing here?
You're not supposed to be here.
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00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,592
I was looking for Chris.
I heard he was asking about me.
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He was. He thinks you found
the person that sent you to Valhalla.
163
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,350
He does?
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00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,310
But he's not here.
165
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:49,274
But even if he was, I mean, why can't
you use your elder powers to sense,
166
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,985
like you sensed me here with...?
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00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,866
Sorry.
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00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,827
For missing your son? That's okay.
169
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,329
As an elder,
I watch over him every minute,
170
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,206
but it's not the same, you know.
171
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,419
When he's sleeping, sometimes I orb
into the nursery just to hold him.
172
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,048
Yeah. Yeah.
173
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,718
-Piper, you home?
-I shouldn't have come.
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00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,516
-Sweetie.
-Dude, there are gremlins
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00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,851
at the fruit-packing plant.
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00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,896
And I am the only one who can
prevent serious workplace injury.
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00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,939
This is not what I planned.
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00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,066
You lost me at "fruit-packing plant."
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00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,985
It's my new temp job.
180
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,112
I keep trying to find
a life away from magic,
181
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,740
and all I get is magic,
magic, magic, everywhere.
182
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:43,536
Oh, don't worry, little dude,
I'm not gonna let the gremlins get you.
183
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,623
It's okay,
I think he just misses his dad.
184
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,084
I'm gonna go upstairs
and check in the Book of Shadows
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00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,129
and see what it says about
the capture and control of gremlins.
186
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,382
Did you leave the Book
on the floor last night?
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00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,592
No, why?
188
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,719
I don't know, it's probably nothing.
189
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,931
Just be on the lookout.
Chris said somebody may be after it.
190
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,016
People are after it every week.
191
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,935
You're okay, you're okay.
192
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,146
Fussy babies need fresh air.
193
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,649
Oh, that's a good idea.
I'll go get my sweater.
194
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,944
Nonsense. Let me take
the boy for a walk.
195
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820
All right.
196
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,823
Just don't forget
a hat for those ears.
197
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,575
I always keep the baby warm.
198
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,244
I meant yours.
199
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,417
You are on a real hot streak, kiddo.
200
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,421
Your advice column has never been
more revealing.
201
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,590
Yeah, well, I just think
that I'm really in touch
202
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,759
with what other people
are feeling right now.
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00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,387
Whatever it is, keep it up.
204
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,062
Honey!
205
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,984
-You're back!
-God, I missed you, Phoebe.
206
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,407
Oh, no. No, no, not again.
207
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,118
-What's wrong?
-Nothing is wrong.
208
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,203
How was the weather in Hong Kong?
209
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,832
-Weather?
-Yeah, I hear it gets very balmy there.
210
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,793
-Balmy.
-I suppose.
211
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,379
You really wanna
talk about the weather?
212
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,548
No, I just don't wanna
be alone with you.
213
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,886
I mean, I do wanna be alone with you,
just not alone with you here, you know?
214
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,765
I just... I wanna be alone
with you in a public area.
215
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,146
You're still a little shaken up
over my last visit.
216
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,981
You know,
your behavior wasn't all that...
217
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,900
Humiliating and embarrassing.
It was.
218
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:43,448
Yeah. I just would appreciate
if we could take things...
219
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:48,870
...slower, you know?
Maybe go out for dinner and talk.
220
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,913
I'll pick you up at 7.
221
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,749
Okay.
222
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,797
Can't wait to talk. Talk.
223
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,766
You know what this means.
224
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,560
It's spell time.
225
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,605
We got one shot, so pay attention.
226
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:20,151
After we read this spell, the world
will see us as the Halliwell sisters.
227
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,527
You mean I'm going brunette?
228
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,572
No, you'll look like you do now,
but the world will know you as Phoebe.
229
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,449
Let's go, let's go!
230
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:31,204
I'm dying to orb someplace far away
and exotic, like Fort Lauderdale.
231
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,582
Not so fast.
The spell only gives us their identities.
232
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,710
They keep their powers until
we can get to the Book of Shadows.
233
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,755
Which we should be able to do
once we lure them out of the house.
234
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,966
Okay, everyone ready?
235
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:52,225
"Blinking faces blank and ho-hum
We are they and they are no one
236
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:58,689
Grant to us the power of three
and turn them into nobody"
237
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,652
Did it work?
238
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:07,407
One way to find out.
Let's call our whitelighter.
239
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,700
Chris.
240
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:20,336
Why did you change clothes, Piper?
You can't hunt demons in heels.
241
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,338
Go switch your shoes
and we'll get started.
242
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,633
Hey, slow down there, angel.
243
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,761
It's all good in the charmed universe.
What's your hurry?
244
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,471
Paige, did you just call me "angel"?
245
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:36,477
She did. And I can clearly see why.
246
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,314
Okay. What are you doing
over here?
247
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,192
Oh, well, we were just...
248
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,992
Solving a murder. Evil has been here,
probably spying on us.
249
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,250
This could be connected to whoever
is after the Book of Shadows.
250
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,587
Could be. See that symbol
carved into the handle?
251
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,922
We think that
that represents the astral plane.
252
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,675
I don't know. The astral planes
are run with spirit and energy.
253
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,760
It's not like they manufacture
athames there.
254
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,513
All the more reason
you should orb over and investigate.
255
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,200
You want me to orb
to the astral plane?
256
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,685
Immediately. And don't come back till
you find out where that knife is from.
257
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,313
Can I have a kiss goodbye?
258
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,148
No.
259
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,194
Oh, well, girl's gotta try.
260
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,446
You know what this means.
261
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:32,909
We are charmed and dangerous.
Oh, yeah.
262
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,047
-Excuse me. Elise?
-Phoebe. I thought you left.
263
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,216
I did. Now I'm back.
264
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,885
That's not against the rules, is it?
265
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,220
What you got there?
266
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,848
It's a new article for tomorrow's paper.
I didn't like what I wrote before.
267
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,683
Is this crayon?
268
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,977
Eyeliner, actually. I didn't have a pen.
269
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,981
Well, it's a little late for new copy,
but I'll see what I can do.
270
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,942
Awesome.
271
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,903
I mean, thank you.
272
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,074
Phoebe. Thought you were
getting ready for dinner.
273
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,911
You are hot.
274
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,246
Are you okay?
275
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,332
Never better. Did you say
we were hooking up tonight?
276
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,000
I'll swing by at 7.
277
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,628
Great. I'll be ready for you, sugar.
278
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,817
I did not fire your band.
I need them to play tonight.
279
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,319
Today at rehearsal?
No, that's impossible.
280
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,321
I have been home all afternoon.
281
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,449
Okay, listen. I'll be right there.
282
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,118
I gotta go to P3,
283
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,954
so tell the nanny to give
Wyatt dinner if I'm not back in time.
284
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,747
Okay. Bye.
285
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,462
Okay, this vanquishing potion
is more like vanquishing goo.
286
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,506
Can you check
the last ingredient for me?
287
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,091
Sure.
288
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,013
-That was different.
-Try it again.
289
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,726
It's like it's not recognizing us.
290
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,855
Okay, that's weird, I was just holding
it in my hands ten minutes ago.
291
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,149
Wait, Chris said something
might happen to the Book,
292
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,151
remember, and we just
kind of blew him off?
293
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,737
Chris! Hello, are you there?
294
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,116
Is that you? Who is that?
295
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,993
Both of us.
296
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,037
-Hello?
-Hey, Elise.
297
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,205
There's a union rally
at the fruit-packing plant?
298
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,125
No, I did not advocate
multiple sex partners.
299
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,795
-I'm not leading the rally, I'm at home.
-I didn't say alcohol cures depression.
300
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,964
Of course I believe
in equal pay for workers.
301
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,175
-This is Phoebe. Hello?
-Hello?
302
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,637
-Emergency at work?
-Yeah.
303
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,889
-Unfortunate coincidence?
-Not likely.
304
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,099
I don't know about you,
but I wanna keep my job.
305
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,186
Yeah, me too. I'll leave a note
for the nanny, she's out walking Wyatt.
306
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,771
And I'll try to put the Book away.
307
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,900
I'm gonna change in case I don't make
it back in time for my date with Jason.
308
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,944
All right, meet back here
as soon as possible.
309
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,540
Hey, Ray, did the band leave yet?
310
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,209
I'm sorry, ma'am, we're not open yet.
311
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,295
-Very funny.
-You'll have to come back tonight.
312
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:35,049
Ray, I'm missing dinnertime with my
kid because the band canceled, okay?
313
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,550
I'm not in the mood for jokes.
314
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,178
They didn't cancel,
the owner fired them.
315
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,597
Too bad, too, they were good.
316
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,182
You one of their groupies?
317
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:48,020
No, I'm your boss and
I'm gonna fire you if you don't move it.
318
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,982
Look, lady, there's a bar open up the
road if you really need another drink.
319
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,781
I have to admit, Piper, when you
said that there'd be fringe benefits,
320
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,618
-you weren't kidding.
-Oh, I'm all about job satisfaction.
321
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:06,038
-Yeah? What about after-hours?
-Yeah, so do I.
322
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,250
And you're gonna be
one sorry dude if you don't move!
323
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,755
You know what?
There's some work I have to deal with,
324
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,299
but I'll try to wrap it up early.
325
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,593
Why don't you come by the house
after your shift.
326
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,221
Like you could.
327
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,686
Why is Ray acting
like he doesn't know me?
328
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,896
Would you please tell him who I am?
329
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,733
Sure. Who are you?
330
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:40,781
Equal pay, shorter days.
Equal pay, shorter days.
331
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,416
What a circus.
332
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,377
Okay, get down! Quiet down!
Everybody quiet down!
333
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,464
I talked to my supervisor,
and he's replacing all of you
334
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,550
if you don't get your asses
back on that line!
335
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,844
You mean the line with
unsafe working conditions?
336
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,180
-Yeah!
-No medical benefits?
337
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,348
-Yeah!
-And third-world wages?
338
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,684
I don't think so.
339
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:13,814
Equal pay, shorter days.
Equal pay, shorter days.
340
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,191
May I help you, miss?
341
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,611
Oh, it's okay, I work here.
Who's that girl on the conveyor belt?
342
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,238
I'd like to see some ID, please.
343
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,911
-Who you steal this from?
-What are you talking about?
344
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,789
Come on, let's go.
345
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,756
Split up, fan out. Find the Book.
We don't have much...
346
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,466
I'm on to you three.
347
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,636
What do we do?
348
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,347
You thought you could fool me,
but you can't.
349
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,350
This athame
isn't from the astral plane.
350
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,976
You sent me on a wild-goose chase
351
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,104
so you wouldn't have
to hunt demons, didn't you, Piper?
352
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,857
-Busted.
-Guilty.
353
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,026
You figured us out, Chris.
354
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,280
We are so sorry.
355
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,158
Yeah, you should be.
356
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,244
Look, there's an evil
out there after Wyatt,
357
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,581
and we need to find him before he...
Phoebe, what are you doing?
358
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,667
Finding comfort in my whitelighter.
359
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,877
You're all over him.
360
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,588
You're just jealous
because I got to him first.
361
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:23,717
Look, Phoebe, I know Piper
hooked up with her last whitelighter,
362
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:28,305
but I'm really,
really not interested, okay?
363
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,182
Can we get back
to hunting demons, please?
364
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,852
Actually, Chris, we can't.
365
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,062
We didn't ditch you to play hooky.
366
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:38,482
We needed time to investigate
the death across the street.
367
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,568
Well, why didn't you
say so in the first place?
368
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,237
I would have given you time off
for legitimate charmed duties.
369
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,657
Well, we're asking now. We believe
that athame belongs to witches.
370
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,660
Really smart, pretty witches.
371
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,495
We just don't know who they are.
372
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,747
So why don't I check around
this realm for you.
373
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,833
It's like you read my mind.
374
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,879
See? I can be reasonable and helpful.
All you gotta do is be honest with me.
375
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,469
Okay, now we really are running
out of time. We need that Book.
376
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,055
You two search down here,
I'm gonna take upstairs.
377
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,852
And from now on,
keep your hands off the whitelighter.
378
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,146
That's an order.
379
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,295
Hurry. Hurry, before they get home!
380
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,008
This is it, this is what we want.
381
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,179
All right, who do you think you are?
382
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:53,390
Oh, you haven't heard?
We're the Charmed Ones.
383
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,643
Nice dress.
384
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,144
Thanks.
385
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,979
Nice Book.
386
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:04,193
- "Powers of the witches, rise"
-Hey, hey. I can't freeze them.
387
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,948
"Come to us, who call you near
Come to us and settle here"
388
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,954
Let's see, what was that
freaky little hand thing you did?
389
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,956
Like this?
390
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,209
Oh, I'm down!
391
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,136
Paige.
392
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,184
-I can still orb.
-That was supposed to be my power.
393
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,021
-Freeze them!
-I don't know how!
394
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:52,324
You guys gotta see this. There's spells,
potions, charms for everything.
395
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,036
Once we get rid of the Halliwells,
this Bookie gonna change our lives.
396
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,790
You guys, my arm's getting sore here.
How about a little relief?
397
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,127
Never takes this long
to scry for a witch.
398
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,212
That's because
they're not witches anymore.
399
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,755
We got their powers.
400
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:12,720
Excuse me. You got their powers.
I got a big, fat nothing. As usual.
401
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:16,473
Margo, please.
Ease off the resentment pedal there.
402
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,891
You're dragging me down.
403
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:21,061
Oh, this is great: vanquishing tips
on all of our competition.
404
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,981
Paige orbed.
How could she still do that?
405
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,828
We cast a spell
to call the witches' power.
406
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,068
Paige's orbing must come
from her whitelighter side.
407
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,113
Well, then, let's call for her
whitelighter's power.
408
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:36,201
-Because I wanna orb!
-Yo, Margo. Get over it already.
409
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,038
Your negativity
is giving me a migraine.
410
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:43,083
You think it's bad now? Just keep
flaunting that empath power at me.
411
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,752
I'll start hating on you for real.
412
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,048
-Hey, we're in here!
-We made the Book of Shadows?
413
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,885
What, no picture?
414
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,887
Just a paragraph.
415
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,640
A really, really tiny paragraph.
416
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:02,978
"The Stillman sisters:
Mabel, Mitzy, Margo."
417
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:06,440
Common witches known
for their small-time hustles and cons.
418
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,941
Not worth vanquishing.
419
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:12,654
"If they become a nuisance,
try a simple spell to bind their magic."
420
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,366
Well, at least we got an entry.
421
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,535
Yeah, but look
at what they think of us.
422
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,788
Common witches,
not worth vanquishing?
423
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,625
Is that right? Well, check what
these common witches just did.
424
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:28,504
We're standing in the home of the
Charmed Ones. We got their powers.
425
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,632
We got their Book, and we got...
426
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:35,344
...blond, multi-tonal hair.
Who's the nuisance now?
427
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,013
-We are.
-Oh, yeah.
428
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,557
So let's use all these powers
and find the Halliwells.
429
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,685
We cannot rest until they're dead.
430
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,940
Phoebe's boyfriend.
She had dinner plans with him tonight.
431
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,526
Go. Margo and I will work on spells.
432
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,153
Wait, what?
Why does she get to go on a date?
433
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,197
We have to keep up pretenses.
434
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,282
If Leo or Chris
find that we're impostors,
435
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,119
they're gonna send the entire
magical community after those girls.
436
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,413
And then we'll never find them. Go.
437
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,501
I felt that, Miss Blackheart.
438
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,047
Let's get to work.
439
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,514
Okay.
440
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,724
Okay.
441
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,312
Let's see what we got here.
442
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,523
This... You all right?
443
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,483
-Yeah.
-You sure?
444
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,194
Oh, it's really bad.
It's really, really bad.
445
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,445
Okay, just do what you can.
446
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,574
We have to get back
to the manor fast, for Wyatt.
447
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,660
They're not gonna hurt Wyatt.
They won't risk exposure.
448
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,995
Not while we're still alive.
449
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,580
How are we gonna stay alive?
450
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,415
How are we gonna fight
without our powers?
451
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,084
-At least you could still orb.
-I wish you could orb to Leo.
452
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,212
I'd give anything for one
of his unwanted visits right...
453
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,631
Piper, we should
get you to the doctor.
454
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,216
-No.
-Why?
455
00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:00,012
The same reason we paid cash for this
room: because without picture IDs,
456
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,223
we got no credit cards, we got
nothing. It's like we don't exist.
457
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,142
Everyone thinks we're
these trashy blonds.
458
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,810
I do have to hand it to them, though.
459
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,188
They've taken identity theft
to a whole new level.
460
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,647
What about Chris?
461
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:14,443
What if we get him in the same room
with the blond ones?
462
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,130
Then we can prove to him
they're fakes.
463
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,823
How? He can't hear our call. Going in
the manor right now would be suicide.
464
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:23,619
Wait a minute. I have an idea.
465
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,288
Maybe we can find some
magical creatures to help us,
466
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,582
like fairies or muses.
What do you think?
467
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:32,502
We won't be able to see them.
We're not witches anymore.
468
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,424
You're not, you can't see them,
but I'm still half whitelighter.
469
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,009
And I actually happen to know
470
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,970
where a couple of handy-dandy
gremlins like to hang out.
471
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,473
You mean
the fruit-packer-killing variety?
472
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,642
No, no, no.
This could actually work.
473
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,436
Gremlins are fast, right?
They can move between realms.
474
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,146
They could actually
help us find Chris.
475
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,148
-What if they say no?
-Well, if they say no,
476
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,568
then I'll just have to threaten their
little butts with my vanquishing gel.
477
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,780
Okay, Paige, you orb to
the plant and find those gremlins.
478
00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,990
Chris has gotta be back
at the manor by midnight.
479
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,576
-Piper, stay here where you're safe.
-Where are you going?
480
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,580
I'm going to hand out
a personal invitation.
481
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,552
Hey, now!
Who did you knock off for this?
482
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:28,141
Oh, it's nothing. There's so much
that I want for us, Phoebe...
483
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,643
How many carats are these?
484
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:33,480
Miss, could we have
a wine menu here, please?
485
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,732
Sure.
486
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,485
Hey.
487
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:43,115
You just earned yourself
a big, fat thank-you.
488
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,576
Better get that.
489
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,913
Phoebe, what are you
doing under the...?
490
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,667
My wife was wondering
if you have any champagne.
491
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,127
How dare she.
492
00:29:55,294 --> 00:30:01,133
I only drink it on special occasions.
This is our 42nd wedding anniversary.
493
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,634
You slut!
494
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:08,557
Can I...? Can I talk to you, Phoebe?
Up here, where I can see your face?
495
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,979
Today you said you wanted to talk.
496
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,523
And now you're groping me
under the table. What's going on?
497
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:21,069
Well, if you didn't interrupt me,
you would have figured it out.
498
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,906
Look, Phoebe, maybe
you got the wrong guy here.
499
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,452
Because this isn't what I'm about.
500
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,163
Really?
501
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:32,914
Do you really mean that?
502
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,333
Who are you?
503
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,710
She's nobody, baby.
Let me take care of this.
504
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,879
Listen, sweetie, I...
505
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,217
Lady, what the hell's going on here?
506
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:49,389
I'm so sorry, I thought she was
someone else. I'm sorry. Sorry.
507
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:55,771
Hey, little blue fellas!
Come on out, I won't hurt you.
508
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,612
Hey, will you slow down for a second?
509
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,823
I have an offer
I'd like to discuss with you.
510
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,456
What's it gonna be?
511
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:31,223
Piper?
512
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,353
What are you doing?
513
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,646
Isn't it obvious?
514
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,315
Yeah.
515
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,442
But in front of our son?
516
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,444
The lights are off.
517
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:49,282
I think I'd better go, Piper.
I'll see you tomorrow at work.
518
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,035
No. Wait.
519
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,412
Oh, man.
520
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,957
Look what you did. Aren't we,
like, divorced or something?
521
00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,583
What are you doing here?
522
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,379
I told you, sometimes I visit Wyatt
in the nursery to hold him.
523
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,840
It's the only chance
I get to spend any time with him.
524
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,218
You know what? You're right.
I'm a terrible mother.
525
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,178
I don't deserve our son,
you should take him.
526
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,848
Careful, I just might.
527
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,683
Great, it's settled. He's yours.
528
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:18,395
Piper, what's the matter with you?
You're not acting like yourself.
529
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,524
I'm sorry, Leo.
530
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:26,278
I just think I'm just postpartum.
531
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,780
I've just been
so tired and overworked.
532
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:33,660
It would really help out if you could
take Wyatt off my hands for a while.
533
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,328
Please?
534
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:46,214
Don't worry about the bartender.
We've got bigger fish to fry.
535
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,933
Okay, if the gremlins found Chris,
he should be here by now.
536
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,478
Well, he'd better hurry.
537
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,189
Okay, this is not good.
538
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,274
Okay.
539
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,697
You Charmed Ones
think you're so clever.
540
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,493
Surprised to see us?
I got my first premonition tonight.
541
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,246
I know you did, you genius.
I planted it to lead you here.
542
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:23,877
Well, from where I'm standing,
that seems like a stupid thing to do.
543
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,546
And I know a lot about stupid things.
544
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,548
Yeah, see, she's got us there.
545
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,051
You wouldn't happen to know
any gremlins, would you?
546
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,345
-It's about time.
-Chris, thank God. Look at them.
547
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,388
Look at them, they're impostors.
They stole...
548
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,099
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
Who are you?
549
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:42,354
They're witches. They're the ones
that killed that guy across the street.
550
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,321
No, Chris, she's lying.
Remember this morning,
551
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,361
you said something
was gonna happen to the Book?
552
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,901
This is it, it's happening now.
553
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,278
Enough of this. Piper, blast them!
554
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,364
How do you know what I said to Piper?
555
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,492
Because she is Piper.
And I'm Paige, and this is Phoebe,
556
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,995
and they cast an identity spell to make
the entire world think they're us.
557
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:04,000
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows
the Charmed Ones are blond.
558
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,797
If you're Piper, then show
me your powers. Blast me.
559
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,342
I can't. You stole them.
560
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,471
Okay, so we stole
your identities and your powers.
561
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,682
Wow, we must be good.
562
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:22,310
-Worth more than a paragraph.
-Oh, yeah.
563
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:26,106
It's time to take care of
you witches and your delusions.
564
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,817
Wait! Wait.
565
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,403
I can prove that we're telling the truth.
566
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,238
I can still orb, I'm half whitelighter.
567
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,782
Okay. Go for it.
568
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:41,788
Okay.
569
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,502
What do you think
of my anti-orb spell?
570
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,379
Oh, you...!
571
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,214
Go ahead, Piper, blast away.
572
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,386
She missed, Chris. When have
you ever known Piper to miss?
573
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,263
Even I'm entitled to a bad day.
574
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,473
Come on, try again.
575
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,476
Chris, a little help here?
576
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,478
Oh, you know what,
she's getting angry.
577
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,647
And our powers don't work so good
when we're angry.
578
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,858
-We got them now.
-Yeah, you got us now,
579
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,484
so why don't you blow us up.
580
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,069
Piper, death bad, life good.
581
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:16,323
Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit
the broad side of a beauty parlor.
582
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,742
Check out that dye job.
583
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,076
How dare you!
584
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,707
Run.
585
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,171
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
we need weapons.
586
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,214
-Demon leftovers!
-Okay.
587
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,509
-Oh, Piper, Piper, for you.
-I got it.
588
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,179
-Okay, ready?
-Yes.
589
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,977
Now!
590
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,192
So that's how it works.
591
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:56,029
Could we, like,
not stand here right now?
592
00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,532
Now what?
593
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,409
Now we kill them.
594
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,082
You did it. Nice work, babe.
595
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:12,379
This is not fair!
596
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,714
First I get ripped off
in the power department.
597
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:19,844
Then you bag the bartender and the
boyfriend lays diamonds on you.
598
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,056
-That whitelighter belongs to me.
-Oh, my head!
599
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,142
You know, you really need
to learn how to control your emotions.
600
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,019
I can't help it that Chris chose me.
601
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,354
Did you sleep with him?
602
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,563
-No.
-Yes.
603
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,401
You did what? I gave you a direct
order. That whitelighter was off-limits!
604
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:39,906
You know what? I am sick and tired
of your orders. We both are.
605
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:41,574
Stay out of my feelings.
606
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,535
Oh, are those your feelings?
607
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:47,706
Hell, yes, those are my feelings.
You boss us around like we're idiots.
608
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,710
What? She thinks we are idiots.
609
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,545
-I didn't say that.
-I bet she felt it.
610
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:57,549
-My little empath feels everything.
-He's right. You despise us.
611
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,970
In fact, until I became an empath,
I never realized how you truly hate us.
612
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,681
You know what? Come on, baby,
let's go. Who needs them?
613
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,099
You're not going anywhere.
614
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,268
We gotta stick together
or our plan falls apart.
615
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,311
See? There you go, bossing again.
616
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,816
Just let the little chippy run off,
if that's what she wants.
617
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,152
Don't call me a chippy!
618
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,820
Don't push me!
619
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,281
Just shut up!
620
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,917
You should be able
to handle these women now.
621
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,008
Not the nose, please.
622
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,302
I think you have
something that's mine.
623
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:45,263
Sure, it's yours.
Anything you want.
624
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,598
Thank you.
625
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,436
I take it this was all your doing.
626
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,979
You're the one who got me here.
627
00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,481
How did you know they weren't us?
628
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,108
Well, in all my life, I've never
seen you take the bait
629
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,611
the way that witch took it from you.
630
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,865
In all your life? You've only been
our whitelighter for two months.
631
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,658
Let's just reverse the magic.
632
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:11,247
"Powers of the witches, rise
Course unseen across the skies
633
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:15,335
Come to us, who call you near
Come to us and settle here"
634
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:34,771
So we binded their powers
and handed them over to Morris.
635
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,607
There's enough evidence across
the street to book them for murder.
636
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,777
And if that doesn't stick,
they're wanted in eight other states.
637
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,489
Looks like you two had a good time.
638
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:47,033
Yeah. He loved
all the clouds up there.
639
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,910
I bet.
640
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:55,583
Well, he just finished a bottle.
He's probably ready for a nap.
641
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,045
I should get going.
642
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,797
Leo, wait.
643
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:03,383
Don't go too far away
from Wyatt, okay?
644
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:08,054
I mean, feel free to sneak in
and hold him any time I'm not around.
645
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,598
Thanks.
646
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,478
Leo, can I talk to you for a second?
647
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,147
See you, buddy.
648
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,113
There's a rumor
floating around up there
649
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,949
that you got a lead on whoever
scattered your orbs.
650
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:31,786
Yeah, I know. I floated it.
651
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,746
You did?
652
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:35,999
Why?
653
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,501
To draw out the guilty party.
654
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,504
-Did it work?
-You tell me.
655
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,757
So far, you're the only one
to come forward with any questions.
656
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,386
It's an interesting experiment. When
you find out who did it, let me know.
657
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:52,432
Oh, I already know who did it, Chris.
658
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,727
And when I get enough proof
to expose him...
659
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,480
...you'll be the first one to know.
660
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,084
I don't know why I keep running
into magic, but thanks to you two,
661
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:09,574
I have my identity back
and the fruit packers are unionized.
662
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,577
So for now, I'm just gonna go with it.
663
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,913
However, you two
can't hurt people anymore.
664
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,372
That's why I brought you here,
665
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,000
so you can tinker away
to your heart's content.
666
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,546
Well, have at it, little blue dudes.
667
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,063
-Hi.
-Hi.
668
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,276
Can we talk?
669
00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,737
-About?
-Us.
670
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,783
I thought we tried that earlier.
671
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:55,620
I was kind of hoping
we could forget about that.
672
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,122
Okay.
673
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,337
-You're still mad.
-No, no, actually, I'm confused.
674
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:08,049
I swear, every time I see you, I never
know which Phoebe I'm gonna get.
675
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,176
-You either wanna talk or you want...
-Yeah.
676
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,137
I know.
677
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,641
But I don't know
how to act around you either.
678
00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:19,560
You know, you fly in for a few days,
679
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,146
and we're supposed to squeeze
everything that we're feeling
680
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,066
for each other
in those few days, and it's just...
681
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,361
It's just really hard.
682
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,280
I know.
683
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,076
And that's why I wanted
to go to dinner, you know.
684
00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,287
Just so we could talk.
685
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,291
Figure out how we feel
about each other.
686
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:47,672
How's your nose?
687
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,716
My nose?
688
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:52,885
Oh, yeah, my nose.
689
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,846
It's pretty good.
690
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,806
I'm a fast healer.
691
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,478
Well, I should probably
let you get back to work, huh?
692
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,272
What are you doing right now?
693
00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:05,898
Trying to make a classy exit.
694
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,776
You wanna go to a classy lunch?
695
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,446
We'll just...
696
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,281
We'll talk.
697
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,491
I'd love to.
698
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,086
-Jason.
-Yeah.
699
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,297
Thanks for my diamonds.