1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,507 It's okay, you're gonna be okay. 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:10,385 Okay? That demon wiped out that whole family of innocents. 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,347 -How will I ever be okay? -You learn. 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,849 If that demon is anywhere in that Book, 5 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,852 I'm gonna nail his sorry ass. 6 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,272 Those poor children. 7 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:23,982 They were so scared. 8 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:25,901 I could feel their pain. 9 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,487 Okay, maybe you could feel their pain a little less, Phoebe. 10 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,031 Remember, she's an empath now. 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,824 I know what her powers are. 12 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:37,412 Okay, I think a little sister bonding is in order for all of us here. 13 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,747 -I'll get the tea. -No. 14 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,582 Did you see that demon? 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:44,378 Did you see those teeth, flying out like razor blades? 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,171 We need to kill that demon. 17 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,758 For the children. All six of those children. 18 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,052 Fine, we'll hit the Book now, tea later. 19 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,031 -Told you it wouldn't work. -Well, it's her fault. 20 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,742 Who's ever heard of a demon with razor flying teeth before? 21 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,120 My fault? I'm not the one who made the innocents 22 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,914 -into the von Trapp family. -Did not. 23 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,585 -Did too. -Knock it off. 24 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,921 It's my fault for going along with you two. 25 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,258 We can look like the Charmed Ones, but let's face it, our acting sucks. 26 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,095 If we want the Book of Shadows, we need to become them. 27 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,347 It's time to try my identity-theft spell. 28 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,727 No way! They'll come after us. It's a suicide mission. 29 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,937 And it's dangerous too. 30 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,481 So what? You wanna be chiselers your whole life? 31 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,817 It's time to think big, and thinking big means 32 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,570 making the whole world believe that we are them. 33 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,073 I don't wanna be them. I wanna be bad. 34 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,285 -Me too. Bad's better. -Then stick with me. 35 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,413 Because once we get the Book, we'll steal their powers 36 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,249 and then form our own power of three. 37 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,793 -And you know what that means. -No. 38 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,129 We'll be the untouchable sisters. 39 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,007 Phoebe, Paige, are you up there? 40 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,717 Perfume, girls. 41 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,353 What time did he go to sleep? 42 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,481 Okay, can you call me as soon as he starts to stir? 43 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,525 Okay, thanks. 44 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,362 Jack, the band is coming in in an hour to set up and do a sound check. 45 00:03:57,529 --> 00:04:00,407 Can you take care of them? I wanna be home when my baby wakes up. 46 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,493 -I'm on it. -Hey. You ready for lunch? 47 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,164 I was thinking I can make you something fabulous at home instead. 48 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:10,000 Piper, every new mommy needs a little grown-up time. 49 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,502 -That's why we got the nanny, right? -Right. 50 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,880 So let's go... 51 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,924 Was that a moan? 52 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,012 -Piper! -What? 53 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:27,350 That new bartender guy is checking you out. 54 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,319 Are you telling me that you're feeling what he's feeling for me? 55 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:42,449 Yes, I still can't control my new power. 56 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,788 All right, that's it. Take your shoes for a walk, buddy. 57 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,584 -That's creepy. -I know, it's horrible. 58 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,378 You should have seen it the last time Jason was in town. 59 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,380 I couldn't keep my hands off of him. 60 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,716 I don't know what I'm gonna do this weekend. 61 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,844 Jason is flying in from Hong Kong again? 62 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,388 Wow, I'd say that guy is falling for you. 63 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,433 You think so? I think so. I hope so. 64 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,603 But all I can feel is this strong sexual desire for me. 65 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,939 And that's a bad thing. 66 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,274 Yeah, it's a bad thing if that's all he's feeling. 67 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:21,112 And if it is all he's feeling, I want to know now so I don't get hurt. 68 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,156 Well, why don't you take him to a restaurant, 69 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:27,327 where you can't get buck wild, and ask Jason how he feels. 70 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,915 The direct approach. Very sneaky of you. 71 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:36,044 And if that doesn't work, ask him about the weather in Hong Kong. 72 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,048 -No. -No. We're not demon hunting. 73 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,424 We're going to lunch. 74 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,511 Hey, I am not unreasonable. We can hunt demons after lunch. 75 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,306 -By the way, anyone seen Leo? -No, I have not. 76 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,308 -I haven't either. -If you do, let me know. 77 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,144 There's a rumor that he has a lead on who sent him to Valhalla. 78 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,981 I'm sure that's very important stuff, but I have another question. 79 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,650 Did either one of you leave the Book on the floor last night? 80 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,861 -On the floor? -No, I didn't. 81 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,989 Chris? 82 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,450 I vaguely remember a story that started like that in the future. 83 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,287 -Someone was after the Book. -Demons are always after the Book. 84 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,289 -What's new? -I think this time they get it. 85 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,083 You should take this threat seriously. And tell Paige. 86 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,377 -Where is Paige? -She's at her new temp job. 87 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,838 -She's still on that kick? -It's not a kick, Chris. 88 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,799 It's her quest for happiness outside of magic. 89 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:27,178 Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job? 90 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,560 Straighten your back. You wanna get out of bed in the morning? 91 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,478 Back straight. Check. 92 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,149 No, no, mira. Don't reach. Let them come to you. 93 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:40,942 Okay. 94 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,236 Forget it. Keep the line moving. 95 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,156 Okay. How long have you been working here, anyway? 96 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,950 Eight years and two herniated discs. 97 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,661 Didn't know what you were getting into on this one, did you? 98 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,789 No, I can't say as I did. But it's fun. 99 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,667 You know, I get to work with my hands and it's kind of like nature. 100 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,794 And best of all, there's no magic. 101 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:04,007 Markers, magic markers, I'm crazy... Crazy allergic. 102 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,344 Oh, no. 103 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,012 Watch out! 104 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,686 Everybody okay over here? 105 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,648 She saved my life. 106 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,566 -It was nothing. -All right, everybody, 107 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,735 take 20 till we can perform a safety check here. 108 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,488 That is the third accident this month. 109 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,618 I think this place is maldito. Cursed. 110 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,913 I think I'm maldito. 111 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,462 I can't tell if anyone's home from here. 112 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,838 If I get Piper's powers, 113 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,549 first thing I'm gonna do is freeze these unwanted facial lines. 114 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,844 I'm the oldest, I get Piper's powers. You'll get Paige's. 115 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,807 Well, in that case, maybe I'll orb away this blemish. 116 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,685 Stakeout takeout, anyone? 117 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,312 All I asked for was a scrying bulb. 118 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,981 Just because we killed the owners here 119 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,025 doesn't mean we should let their food go to waste. 120 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:10,907 Give me sight though the blackest bile Show me the faces I revile 121 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,204 Piper's the only one home right now. 122 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,249 We need all three sisters together for my spell to work. 123 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:23,294 She's with the baby. I can't wait to orb that thing into a volcano. 124 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:27,215 As the baby in the family, I'm afraid I'll be doing the orbing. 125 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,677 -We get our powers by sorority. -That's "seniority," Margo. 126 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,605 And that's not fair. I wanted Paige's power. 127 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:36,349 Don't talk to me about fair. I always got less growing up. 128 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,476 And usually two years out of style. 129 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,229 There's nothing wrong with Phoebe's powers, Mitzy. 130 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,899 -You'll be able to levitate. -Yeah, six feet in the air. 131 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,027 Margo will be orbing around the world. 132 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,445 I'll send postcards. 133 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,781 Don't forget, you'll also have the power of premonition and empathy. 134 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,118 Like I care what happens to people or how they feel. 135 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:58,747 Maybe you should care, instead of this "me, me, me" attitude all the time. 136 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,458 You're gonna get your teeth knocked in if you don't back off! 137 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,668 Enough! What is wrong with you two? 138 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:07,464 We have worked way too hard to let it all fall apart now. 139 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,513 Hello, are you the lady of the house? 140 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,640 Go away. 141 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,477 This is the biggest con of our lives. 142 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:24,147 If we don't get this right, we're gonna be two-bit magic hustlers forever. 143 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,316 Is that what you want? 144 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,030 But you haven't seen the amazing new Kelby 3000. 145 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,116 -Just get inside. -Okay, okay. 146 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:41,998 The secret of the Charmed Ones lies in their sisterhood. The power of three. 147 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,250 Well, guess what. We got our own sisterhood. 148 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,377 Our own power of three, right here. 149 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,839 If we can just stick together, we can have it all. 150 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,926 You'll never have it all until you own the Kelby 3000. 151 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,930 I'm telling you, this baby is gonna change your... 152 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,142 So who's with me? 153 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,560 I'm sorry, sweetie. 154 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,355 Oh, me too. 155 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,774 I'll orb you anywhere you wanna go. 156 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,193 That's more like it. 157 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:15,365 Now, let's sit back, relax until the other two get home. 158 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,995 All right, look, Mommy'll try it. 159 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,792 That's so horrible! Wow, is that horrible. 160 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,421 Leo, what are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here. 161 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,592 I was looking for Chris. I heard he was asking about me. 162 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:39,180 He was. He thinks you found the person that sent you to Valhalla. 163 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,350 He does? 164 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,310 But he's not here. 165 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:49,274 But even if he was, I mean, why can't you use your elder powers to sense, 166 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,985 like you sensed me here with...? 167 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,866 Sorry. 168 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,827 For missing your son? That's okay. 169 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,329 As an elder, I watch over him every minute, 170 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,206 but it's not the same, you know. 171 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,419 When he's sleeping, sometimes I orb into the nursery just to hold him. 172 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,048 Yeah. Yeah. 173 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,718 -Piper, you home? -I shouldn't have come. 174 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,516 -Sweetie. -Dude, there are gremlins 175 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,851 at the fruit-packing plant. 176 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,896 And I am the only one who can prevent serious workplace injury. 177 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,939 This is not what I planned. 178 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,066 You lost me at "fruit-packing plant." 179 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,985 It's my new temp job. 180 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,112 I keep trying to find a life away from magic, 181 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,740 and all I get is magic, magic, magic, everywhere. 182 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:43,536 Oh, don't worry, little dude, I'm not gonna let the gremlins get you. 183 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,623 It's okay, I think he just misses his dad. 184 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,084 I'm gonna go upstairs and check in the Book of Shadows 185 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,129 and see what it says about the capture and control of gremlins. 186 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,382 Did you leave the Book on the floor last night? 187 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,592 No, why? 188 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,719 I don't know, it's probably nothing. 189 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,931 Just be on the lookout. Chris said somebody may be after it. 190 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,016 People are after it every week. 191 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,935 You're okay, you're okay. 192 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,146 Fussy babies need fresh air. 193 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,649 Oh, that's a good idea. I'll go get my sweater. 194 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,944 Nonsense. Let me take the boy for a walk. 195 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820 All right. 196 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,823 Just don't forget a hat for those ears. 197 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,575 I always keep the baby warm. 198 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,244 I meant yours. 199 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,417 You are on a real hot streak, kiddo. 200 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,421 Your advice column has never been more revealing. 201 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,590 Yeah, well, I just think that I'm really in touch 202 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,759 with what other people are feeling right now. 203 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,387 Whatever it is, keep it up. 204 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,062 Honey! 205 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,984 -You're back! -God, I missed you, Phoebe. 206 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,407 Oh, no. No, no, not again. 207 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,118 -What's wrong? -Nothing is wrong. 208 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,203 How was the weather in Hong Kong? 209 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,832 -Weather? -Yeah, I hear it gets very balmy there. 210 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,793 -Balmy. -I suppose. 211 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,379 You really wanna talk about the weather? 212 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,548 No, I just don't wanna be alone with you. 213 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,886 I mean, I do wanna be alone with you, just not alone with you here, you know? 214 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,765 I just... I wanna be alone with you in a public area. 215 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,146 You're still a little shaken up over my last visit. 216 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,981 You know, your behavior wasn't all that... 217 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,900 Humiliating and embarrassing. It was. 218 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:43,448 Yeah. I just would appreciate if we could take things... 219 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:48,870 ...slower, you know? Maybe go out for dinner and talk. 220 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,913 I'll pick you up at 7. 221 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,749 Okay. 222 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,797 Can't wait to talk. Talk. 223 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,766 You know what this means. 224 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,560 It's spell time. 225 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,605 We got one shot, so pay attention. 226 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:20,151 After we read this spell, the world will see us as the Halliwell sisters. 227 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,527 You mean I'm going brunette? 228 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,572 No, you'll look like you do now, but the world will know you as Phoebe. 229 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,449 Let's go, let's go! 230 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:31,204 I'm dying to orb someplace far away and exotic, like Fort Lauderdale. 231 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,582 Not so fast. The spell only gives us their identities. 232 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,710 They keep their powers until we can get to the Book of Shadows. 233 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,755 Which we should be able to do once we lure them out of the house. 234 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,966 Okay, everyone ready? 235 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:52,225 "Blinking faces blank and ho-hum We are they and they are no one 236 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:58,689 Grant to us the power of three and turn them into nobody" 237 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,652 Did it work? 238 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:07,407 One way to find out. Let's call our whitelighter. 239 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,700 Chris. 240 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:20,336 Why did you change clothes, Piper? You can't hunt demons in heels. 241 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,338 Go switch your shoes and we'll get started. 242 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,633 Hey, slow down there, angel. 243 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,761 It's all good in the charmed universe. What's your hurry? 244 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,471 Paige, did you just call me "angel"? 245 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:36,477 She did. And I can clearly see why. 246 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,314 Okay. What are you doing over here? 247 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,192 Oh, well, we were just... 248 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,992 Solving a murder. Evil has been here, probably spying on us. 249 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,250 This could be connected to whoever is after the Book of Shadows. 250 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,587 Could be. See that symbol carved into the handle? 251 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,922 We think that that represents the astral plane. 252 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,675 I don't know. The astral planes are run with spirit and energy. 253 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,760 It's not like they manufacture athames there. 254 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,513 All the more reason you should orb over and investigate. 255 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,200 You want me to orb to the astral plane? 256 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,685 Immediately. And don't come back till you find out where that knife is from. 257 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,313 Can I have a kiss goodbye? 258 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,148 No. 259 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,194 Oh, well, girl's gotta try. 260 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,446 You know what this means. 261 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:32,909 We are charmed and dangerous. Oh, yeah. 262 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,047 -Excuse me. Elise? -Phoebe. I thought you left. 263 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,216 I did. Now I'm back. 264 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,885 That's not against the rules, is it? 265 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,220 What you got there? 266 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,848 It's a new article for tomorrow's paper. I didn't like what I wrote before. 267 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,683 Is this crayon? 268 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,977 Eyeliner, actually. I didn't have a pen. 269 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,981 Well, it's a little late for new copy, but I'll see what I can do. 270 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,942 Awesome. 271 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,903 I mean, thank you. 272 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,074 Phoebe. Thought you were getting ready for dinner. 273 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,911 You are hot. 274 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,246 Are you okay? 275 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,332 Never better. Did you say we were hooking up tonight? 276 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,000 I'll swing by at 7. 277 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,628 Great. I'll be ready for you, sugar. 278 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,817 I did not fire your band. I need them to play tonight. 279 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,319 Today at rehearsal? No, that's impossible. 280 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,321 I have been home all afternoon. 281 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,449 Okay, listen. I'll be right there. 282 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,118 I gotta go to P3, 283 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,954 so tell the nanny to give Wyatt dinner if I'm not back in time. 284 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,747 Okay. Bye. 285 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,462 Okay, this vanquishing potion is more like vanquishing goo. 286 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,506 Can you check the last ingredient for me? 287 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,091 Sure. 288 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,013 -That was different. -Try it again. 289 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,726 It's like it's not recognizing us. 290 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,855 Okay, that's weird, I was just holding it in my hands ten minutes ago. 291 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,149 Wait, Chris said something might happen to the Book, 292 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,151 remember, and we just kind of blew him off? 293 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,737 Chris! Hello, are you there? 294 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,116 Is that you? Who is that? 295 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,993 Both of us. 296 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,037 -Hello? -Hey, Elise. 297 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,205 There's a union rally at the fruit-packing plant? 298 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,125 No, I did not advocate multiple sex partners. 299 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,795 -I'm not leading the rally, I'm at home. -I didn't say alcohol cures depression. 300 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,964 Of course I believe in equal pay for workers. 301 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,175 -This is Phoebe. Hello? -Hello? 302 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,637 -Emergency at work? -Yeah. 303 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,889 -Unfortunate coincidence? -Not likely. 304 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,099 I don't know about you, but I wanna keep my job. 305 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,186 Yeah, me too. I'll leave a note for the nanny, she's out walking Wyatt. 306 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,771 And I'll try to put the Book away. 307 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,900 I'm gonna change in case I don't make it back in time for my date with Jason. 308 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,944 All right, meet back here as soon as possible. 309 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,540 Hey, Ray, did the band leave yet? 310 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,209 I'm sorry, ma'am, we're not open yet. 311 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,295 -Very funny. -You'll have to come back tonight. 312 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:35,049 Ray, I'm missing dinnertime with my kid because the band canceled, okay? 313 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,550 I'm not in the mood for jokes. 314 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,178 They didn't cancel, the owner fired them. 315 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,597 Too bad, too, they were good. 316 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,182 You one of their groupies? 317 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:48,020 No, I'm your boss and I'm gonna fire you if you don't move it. 318 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,982 Look, lady, there's a bar open up the road if you really need another drink. 319 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,781 I have to admit, Piper, when you said that there'd be fringe benefits, 320 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,618 -you weren't kidding. -Oh, I'm all about job satisfaction. 321 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:06,038 -Yeah? What about after-hours? -Yeah, so do I. 322 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,250 And you're gonna be one sorry dude if you don't move! 323 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,755 You know what? There's some work I have to deal with, 324 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,299 but I'll try to wrap it up early. 325 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,593 Why don't you come by the house after your shift. 326 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,221 Like you could. 327 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,686 Why is Ray acting like he doesn't know me? 328 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,896 Would you please tell him who I am? 329 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,733 Sure. Who are you? 330 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:40,781 Equal pay, shorter days. Equal pay, shorter days. 331 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,416 What a circus. 332 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,377 Okay, get down! Quiet down! Everybody quiet down! 333 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,464 I talked to my supervisor, and he's replacing all of you 334 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,550 if you don't get your asses back on that line! 335 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,844 You mean the line with unsafe working conditions? 336 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,180 -Yeah! -No medical benefits? 337 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,348 -Yeah! -And third-world wages? 338 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,684 I don't think so. 339 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:13,814 Equal pay, shorter days. Equal pay, shorter days. 340 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,191 May I help you, miss? 341 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,611 Oh, it's okay, I work here. Who's that girl on the conveyor belt? 342 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,238 I'd like to see some ID, please. 343 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,911 -Who you steal this from? -What are you talking about? 344 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,789 Come on, let's go. 345 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,756 Split up, fan out. Find the Book. We don't have much... 346 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,466 I'm on to you three. 347 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,636 What do we do? 348 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,347 You thought you could fool me, but you can't. 349 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,350 This athame isn't from the astral plane. 350 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,976 You sent me on a wild-goose chase 351 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,104 so you wouldn't have to hunt demons, didn't you, Piper? 352 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,857 -Busted. -Guilty. 353 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,026 You figured us out, Chris. 354 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,280 We are so sorry. 355 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,158 Yeah, you should be. 356 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,244 Look, there's an evil out there after Wyatt, 357 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,581 and we need to find him before he... Phoebe, what are you doing? 358 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,667 Finding comfort in my whitelighter. 359 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,877 You're all over him. 360 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,588 You're just jealous because I got to him first. 361 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:23,717 Look, Phoebe, I know Piper hooked up with her last whitelighter, 362 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:28,305 but I'm really, really not interested, okay? 363 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,182 Can we get back to hunting demons, please? 364 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,852 Actually, Chris, we can't. 365 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,062 We didn't ditch you to play hooky. 366 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:38,482 We needed time to investigate the death across the street. 367 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,568 Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? 368 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,237 I would have given you time off for legitimate charmed duties. 369 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,657 Well, we're asking now. We believe that athame belongs to witches. 370 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,660 Really smart, pretty witches. 371 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,495 We just don't know who they are. 372 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,747 So why don't I check around this realm for you. 373 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,833 It's like you read my mind. 374 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,879 See? I can be reasonable and helpful. All you gotta do is be honest with me. 375 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,469 Okay, now we really are running out of time. We need that Book. 376 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,055 You two search down here, I'm gonna take upstairs. 377 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,852 And from now on, keep your hands off the whitelighter. 378 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,146 That's an order. 379 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,295 Hurry. Hurry, before they get home! 380 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,008 This is it, this is what we want. 381 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,179 All right, who do you think you are? 382 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:53,390 Oh, you haven't heard? We're the Charmed Ones. 383 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,643 Nice dress. 384 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,144 Thanks. 385 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,979 Nice Book. 386 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:04,193 - "Powers of the witches, rise" -Hey, hey. I can't freeze them. 387 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,948 "Come to us, who call you near Come to us and settle here" 388 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,954 Let's see, what was that freaky little hand thing you did? 389 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,956 Like this? 390 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,209 Oh, I'm down! 391 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,136 Paige. 392 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,184 -I can still orb. -That was supposed to be my power. 393 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,021 -Freeze them! -I don't know how! 394 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:52,324 You guys gotta see this. There's spells, potions, charms for everything. 395 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,036 Once we get rid of the Halliwells, this Bookie gonna change our lives. 396 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,790 You guys, my arm's getting sore here. How about a little relief? 397 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,127 Never takes this long to scry for a witch. 398 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,212 That's because they're not witches anymore. 399 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,755 We got their powers. 400 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:12,720 Excuse me. You got their powers. I got a big, fat nothing. As usual. 401 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:16,473 Margo, please. Ease off the resentment pedal there. 402 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,891 You're dragging me down. 403 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:21,061 Oh, this is great: vanquishing tips on all of our competition. 404 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,981 Paige orbed. How could she still do that? 405 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,828 We cast a spell to call the witches' power. 406 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,068 Paige's orbing must come from her whitelighter side. 407 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,113 Well, then, let's call for her whitelighter's power. 408 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:36,201 -Because I wanna orb! -Yo, Margo. Get over it already. 409 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,038 Your negativity is giving me a migraine. 410 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:43,083 You think it's bad now? Just keep flaunting that empath power at me. 411 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,752 I'll start hating on you for real. 412 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,048 -Hey, we're in here! -We made the Book of Shadows? 413 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,885 What, no picture? 414 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,887 Just a paragraph. 415 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,640 A really, really tiny paragraph. 416 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:02,978 "The Stillman sisters: Mabel, Mitzy, Margo." 417 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:06,440 Common witches known for their small-time hustles and cons. 418 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,941 Not worth vanquishing. 419 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:12,654 "If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic." 420 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,366 Well, at least we got an entry. 421 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,535 Yeah, but look at what they think of us. 422 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,788 Common witches, not worth vanquishing? 423 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,625 Is that right? Well, check what these common witches just did. 424 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:28,504 We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones. We got their powers. 425 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,632 We got their Book, and we got... 426 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:35,344 ...blond, multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now? 427 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,013 -We are. -Oh, yeah. 428 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,557 So let's use all these powers and find the Halliwells. 429 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,685 We cannot rest until they're dead. 430 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,940 Phoebe's boyfriend. She had dinner plans with him tonight. 431 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,526 Go. Margo and I will work on spells. 432 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,153 Wait, what? Why does she get to go on a date? 433 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,197 We have to keep up pretenses. 434 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,282 If Leo or Chris find that we're impostors, 435 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,119 they're gonna send the entire magical community after those girls. 436 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,413 And then we'll never find them. Go. 437 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,501 I felt that, Miss Blackheart. 438 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,047 Let's get to work. 439 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,514 Okay. 440 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,724 Okay. 441 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,312 Let's see what we got here. 442 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,523 This... You all right? 443 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,483 -Yeah. -You sure? 444 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,194 Oh, it's really bad. It's really, really bad. 445 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,445 Okay, just do what you can. 446 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,574 We have to get back to the manor fast, for Wyatt. 447 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,660 They're not gonna hurt Wyatt. They won't risk exposure. 448 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,995 Not while we're still alive. 449 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,580 How are we gonna stay alive? 450 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,415 How are we gonna fight without our powers? 451 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,084 -At least you could still orb. -I wish you could orb to Leo. 452 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,212 I'd give anything for one of his unwanted visits right... 453 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,631 Piper, we should get you to the doctor. 454 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,216 -No. -Why? 455 00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:00,012 The same reason we paid cash for this room: because without picture IDs, 456 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,223 we got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist. 457 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,142 Everyone thinks we're these trashy blonds. 458 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,810 I do have to hand it to them, though. 459 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,188 They've taken identity theft to a whole new level. 460 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,647 What about Chris? 461 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:14,443 What if we get him in the same room with the blond ones? 462 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,130 Then we can prove to him they're fakes. 463 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,823 How? He can't hear our call. Going in the manor right now would be suicide. 464 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:23,619 Wait a minute. I have an idea. 465 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,288 Maybe we can find some magical creatures to help us, 466 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,582 like fairies or muses. What do you think? 467 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:32,502 We won't be able to see them. We're not witches anymore. 468 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,424 You're not, you can't see them, but I'm still half whitelighter. 469 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,009 And I actually happen to know 470 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,970 where a couple of handy-dandy gremlins like to hang out. 471 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,473 You mean the fruit-packer-killing variety? 472 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,642 No, no, no. This could actually work. 473 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,436 Gremlins are fast, right? They can move between realms. 474 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,146 They could actually help us find Chris. 475 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,148 -What if they say no? -Well, if they say no, 476 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,568 then I'll just have to threaten their little butts with my vanquishing gel. 477 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,780 Okay, Paige, you orb to the plant and find those gremlins. 478 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,990 Chris has gotta be back at the manor by midnight. 479 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,576 -Piper, stay here where you're safe. -Where are you going? 480 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,580 I'm going to hand out a personal invitation. 481 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,552 Hey, now! Who did you knock off for this? 482 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:28,141 Oh, it's nothing. There's so much that I want for us, Phoebe... 483 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,643 How many carats are these? 484 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:33,480 Miss, could we have a wine menu here, please? 485 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,732 Sure. 486 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,485 Hey. 487 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:43,115 You just earned yourself a big, fat thank-you. 488 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,576 Better get that. 489 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,913 Phoebe, what are you doing under the...? 490 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,667 My wife was wondering if you have any champagne. 491 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,127 How dare she. 492 00:29:55,294 --> 00:30:01,133 I only drink it on special occasions. This is our 42nd wedding anniversary. 493 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,634 You slut! 494 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:08,557 Can I...? Can I talk to you, Phoebe? Up here, where I can see your face? 495 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,979 Today you said you wanted to talk. 496 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,523 And now you're groping me under the table. What's going on? 497 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:21,069 Well, if you didn't interrupt me, you would have figured it out. 498 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,906 Look, Phoebe, maybe you got the wrong guy here. 499 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,452 Because this isn't what I'm about. 500 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,163 Really? 501 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:32,914 Do you really mean that? 502 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,333 Who are you? 503 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,710 She's nobody, baby. Let me take care of this. 504 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,879 Listen, sweetie, I... 505 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,217 Lady, what the hell's going on here? 506 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:49,389 I'm so sorry, I thought she was someone else. I'm sorry. Sorry. 507 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:55,771 Hey, little blue fellas! Come on out, I won't hurt you. 508 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,612 Hey, will you slow down for a second? 509 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,823 I have an offer I'd like to discuss with you. 510 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,456 What's it gonna be? 511 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:31,223 Piper? 512 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,353 What are you doing? 513 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,646 Isn't it obvious? 514 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,315 Yeah. 515 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,442 But in front of our son? 516 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,444 The lights are off. 517 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:49,282 I think I'd better go, Piper. I'll see you tomorrow at work. 518 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,035 No. Wait. 519 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,412 Oh, man. 520 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,957 Look what you did. Aren't we, like, divorced or something? 521 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,583 What are you doing here? 522 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,379 I told you, sometimes I visit Wyatt in the nursery to hold him. 523 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,840 It's the only chance I get to spend any time with him. 524 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,218 You know what? You're right. I'm a terrible mother. 525 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,178 I don't deserve our son, you should take him. 526 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,848 Careful, I just might. 527 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,683 Great, it's settled. He's yours. 528 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:18,395 Piper, what's the matter with you? You're not acting like yourself. 529 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,524 I'm sorry, Leo. 530 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:26,278 I just think I'm just postpartum. 531 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,780 I've just been so tired and overworked. 532 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:33,660 It would really help out if you could take Wyatt off my hands for a while. 533 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,328 Please? 534 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:46,214 Don't worry about the bartender. We've got bigger fish to fry. 535 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,933 Okay, if the gremlins found Chris, he should be here by now. 536 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,478 Well, he'd better hurry. 537 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,189 Okay, this is not good. 538 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,274 Okay. 539 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,697 You Charmed Ones think you're so clever. 540 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,493 Surprised to see us? I got my first premonition tonight. 541 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,246 I know you did, you genius. I planted it to lead you here. 542 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:23,877 Well, from where I'm standing, that seems like a stupid thing to do. 543 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,546 And I know a lot about stupid things. 544 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,548 Yeah, see, she's got us there. 545 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,051 You wouldn't happen to know any gremlins, would you? 546 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,345 -It's about time. -Chris, thank God. Look at them. 547 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,388 Look at them, they're impostors. They stole... 548 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,099 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Who are you? 549 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:42,354 They're witches. They're the ones that killed that guy across the street. 550 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,321 No, Chris, she's lying. Remember this morning, 551 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,361 you said something was gonna happen to the Book? 552 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,901 This is it, it's happening now. 553 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,278 Enough of this. Piper, blast them! 554 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,364 How do you know what I said to Piper? 555 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,492 Because she is Piper. And I'm Paige, and this is Phoebe, 556 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,995 and they cast an identity spell to make the entire world think they're us. 557 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:04,000 That's ridiculous. Everyone knows the Charmed Ones are blond. 558 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,797 If you're Piper, then show me your powers. Blast me. 559 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,342 I can't. You stole them. 560 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,471 Okay, so we stole your identities and your powers. 561 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,682 Wow, we must be good. 562 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:22,310 -Worth more than a paragraph. -Oh, yeah. 563 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:26,106 It's time to take care of you witches and your delusions. 564 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,817 Wait! Wait. 565 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,403 I can prove that we're telling the truth. 566 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,238 I can still orb, I'm half whitelighter. 567 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,782 Okay. Go for it. 568 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:41,788 Okay. 569 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,502 What do you think of my anti-orb spell? 570 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,379 Oh, you...! 571 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,214 Go ahead, Piper, blast away. 572 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,386 She missed, Chris. When have you ever known Piper to miss? 573 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,263 Even I'm entitled to a bad day. 574 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,473 Come on, try again. 575 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,476 Chris, a little help here? 576 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,478 Oh, you know what, she's getting angry. 577 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,647 And our powers don't work so good when we're angry. 578 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,858 -We got them now. -Yeah, you got us now, 579 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,484 so why don't you blow us up. 580 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,069 Piper, death bad, life good. 581 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:16,323 Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broad side of a beauty parlor. 582 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,742 Check out that dye job. 583 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,076 How dare you! 584 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,707 Run. 585 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,171 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we need weapons. 586 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,214 -Demon leftovers! -Okay. 587 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,509 -Oh, Piper, Piper, for you. -I got it. 588 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,179 -Okay, ready? -Yes. 589 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,977 Now! 590 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,192 So that's how it works. 591 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:56,029 Could we, like, not stand here right now? 592 00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,532 Now what? 593 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,409 Now we kill them. 594 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,082 You did it. Nice work, babe. 595 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:12,379 This is not fair! 596 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,714 First I get ripped off in the power department. 597 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:19,844 Then you bag the bartender and the boyfriend lays diamonds on you. 598 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,056 -That whitelighter belongs to me. -Oh, my head! 599 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,142 You know, you really need to learn how to control your emotions. 600 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,019 I can't help it that Chris chose me. 601 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,354 Did you sleep with him? 602 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,563 -No. -Yes. 603 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,401 You did what? I gave you a direct order. That whitelighter was off-limits! 604 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:39,906 You know what? I am sick and tired of your orders. We both are. 605 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:41,574 Stay out of my feelings. 606 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,535 Oh, are those your feelings? 607 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:47,706 Hell, yes, those are my feelings. You boss us around like we're idiots. 608 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,710 What? She thinks we are idiots. 609 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,545 -I didn't say that. -I bet she felt it. 610 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:57,549 -My little empath feels everything. -He's right. You despise us. 611 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,970 In fact, until I became an empath, I never realized how you truly hate us. 612 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,681 You know what? Come on, baby, let's go. Who needs them? 613 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,099 You're not going anywhere. 614 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,268 We gotta stick together or our plan falls apart. 615 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,311 See? There you go, bossing again. 616 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,816 Just let the little chippy run off, if that's what she wants. 617 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,152 Don't call me a chippy! 618 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,820 Don't push me! 619 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,281 Just shut up! 620 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,917 You should be able to handle these women now. 621 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,008 Not the nose, please. 622 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,302 I think you have something that's mine. 623 00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:45,263 Sure, it's yours. Anything you want. 624 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,598 Thank you. 625 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,436 I take it this was all your doing. 626 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,979 You're the one who got me here. 627 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,481 How did you know they weren't us? 628 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,108 Well, in all my life, I've never seen you take the bait 629 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,611 the way that witch took it from you. 630 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,865 In all your life? You've only been our whitelighter for two months. 631 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,658 Let's just reverse the magic. 632 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:11,247 "Powers of the witches, rise Course unseen across the skies 633 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:15,335 Come to us, who call you near Come to us and settle here" 634 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:34,771 So we binded their powers and handed them over to Morris. 635 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,607 There's enough evidence across the street to book them for murder. 636 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,777 And if that doesn't stick, they're wanted in eight other states. 637 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,489 Looks like you two had a good time. 638 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:47,033 Yeah. He loved all the clouds up there. 639 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,910 I bet. 640 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:55,583 Well, he just finished a bottle. He's probably ready for a nap. 641 00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,045 I should get going. 642 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,797 Leo, wait. 643 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:03,383 Don't go too far away from Wyatt, okay? 644 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:08,054 I mean, feel free to sneak in and hold him any time I'm not around. 645 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,598 Thanks. 646 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,478 Leo, can I talk to you for a second? 647 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,147 See you, buddy. 648 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,113 There's a rumor floating around up there 649 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,949 that you got a lead on whoever scattered your orbs. 650 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:31,786 Yeah, I know. I floated it. 651 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,746 You did? 652 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:35,999 Why? 653 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,501 To draw out the guilty party. 654 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,504 -Did it work? -You tell me. 655 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,757 So far, you're the only one to come forward with any questions. 656 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,386 It's an interesting experiment. When you find out who did it, let me know. 657 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:52,432 Oh, I already know who did it, Chris. 658 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,727 And when I get enough proof to expose him... 659 00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,480 ...you'll be the first one to know. 660 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,084 I don't know why I keep running into magic, but thanks to you two, 661 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:09,574 I have my identity back and the fruit packers are unionized. 662 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,577 So for now, I'm just gonna go with it. 663 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,913 However, you two can't hurt people anymore. 664 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,372 That's why I brought you here, 665 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,000 so you can tinker away to your heart's content. 666 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,546 Well, have at it, little blue dudes. 667 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,063 -Hi. -Hi. 668 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,276 Can we talk? 669 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,737 -About? -Us. 670 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,783 I thought we tried that earlier. 671 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:55,620 I was kind of hoping we could forget about that. 672 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,122 Okay. 673 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,337 -You're still mad. -No, no, actually, I'm confused. 674 00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:08,049 I swear, every time I see you, I never know which Phoebe I'm gonna get. 675 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,176 -You either wanna talk or you want... -Yeah. 676 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,137 I know. 677 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,641 But I don't know how to act around you either. 678 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:19,560 You know, you fly in for a few days, 679 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,146 and we're supposed to squeeze everything that we're feeling 680 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,066 for each other in those few days, and it's just... 681 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,361 It's just really hard. 682 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,280 I know. 683 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,076 And that's why I wanted to go to dinner, you know. 684 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,287 Just so we could talk. 685 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,291 Figure out how we feel about each other. 686 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:47,672 How's your nose? 687 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,716 My nose? 688 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:52,885 Oh, yeah, my nose. 689 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,846 It's pretty good. 690 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,806 I'm a fast healer. 691 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,478 Well, I should probably let you get back to work, huh? 692 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,272 What are you doing right now? 693 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:05,898 Trying to make a classy exit. 694 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,776 You wanna go to a classy lunch? 695 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,446 We'll just... 696 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,281 We'll talk. 697 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,491 I'd love to. 698 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,086 -Jason. -Yeah. 699 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,297 Thanks for my diamonds.