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Encoded by Hunter
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(HUMMING)
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Are you about to
brush your teeth?
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Yeah. Why? No reason. (GIGGLES)
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(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
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What's so funny?
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Nothing.
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Wait a minute.
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Have you been using my toothbrush
to polish your ass again?
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What? Me, Bender the robot?
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There's metal flakes on it.
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And they look like ass flakes.
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How dare you accuse me!
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I would never do something
like that to a friend...
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Every single night
while he's sleeping.
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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Who sent you? Why are
you dressed like Fry?
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'Cause I'm Fry.
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Oh, Fry, you old paranoid kook.
What can I get you?
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A hidden camera for my bathroom.
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I suspect a certain robot of
unauthorized butt brushing.
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Got ya.
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What you need is one of
these holographic minicams.
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Films in every direction at once
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and stores the video on a
remote 15-inch floppy disk.
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Pfltakeifl ExceHenL
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Let me just wrap
that up for you.
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Who said that?
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(SNICKERS)
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(GASPS)
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You ate my lunch again,
you tainted oyster!
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That's a lie!
I brought my own lunch today.
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(YELLING)
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(GROANS) Amy, quit using my punching
bag for golf ball target practice.
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It's all lumpy.
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It wasn't me.
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And anyway, you're the
one who's been using
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my golf clubs to pound
dents out of the ship.
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I didn't bend your golf club.
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And the next time I don't bend
it, it'll be over your head.
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All right, people...
And other things.
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We got some big
deliveries coming up, so...
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Your attention, please.
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I'm sure you're all wondering
why I gathered you here today.
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We gather here every day.
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I hereby,
in front of all of you,
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accuse Bender of polishing
his ass with my toothbrush.
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(GASPS) Lies!
He's justjealous
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that my ass is
shinier than his teeth.
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(SCOFFS) We'll find out
who's lying, my friend.
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Because I planted a spy
camera in our apartment!
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Let's just see what you were up
to last night while I was asleep.
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Yes, let's do see.
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Okay, get ready.
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Keep watching.
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Let me fast forward a little.
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(FAST FORWARDING)
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Huh!
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Well, sorry, Bender.
I guess I owe you an...
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Hey, wait! What's going on
through that doorway?
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Let's go, Doc, chop him up.
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I got a rich customer
needs that kidney, stat.
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There, see? I didn't
use your toothbrush.
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You stole my kidney!
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Don't try to change the subject.
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Enough, you two.
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It just so happens that I
also planted a spy camera
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to catch Amy
using my punching bag.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Yet still, I feel empty inside.
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(GROANING)
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That's the most uncomfortable
sleeping bag I ever slept in.
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You were living
in my punching bag?
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If you call that living.
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You bent my golf club?
Yep.
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And yet, what did it solve?
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What did the violence solve?
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Enough of this foolishness!
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Amazingly, I, too,
set up a spy camera
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to catch Zoidberg
stealing my lunch.
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Yeah, I'll keep
the kidney cool, no problem.
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(CHUCKUNG)
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(ALL REACTING WITH DISGUST)
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You ate my kidney?
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I thought it was one of
Hermes' exotic lunches!
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You can't eat my exotic lunch!
That's a serious offense, woman!
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She ate my kidney!
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I'm sorry.
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I just get really
hungry around 11:30.
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That's not an excuse. It's just
an explanation of what happened.
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(GROANING)
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I don't feel well.
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I'm beginning to think my kidney
transplant was a total rip-off.
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Let's take a look-see.
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My Manwich!
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No wonder my urine
smells like a meal.
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(ARGUING)
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Enough, you babbling boobs!
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How can this company function
when no one trusts each other?
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Something must be done.
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But first I have to see a man
about some ground beef.
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(GROANING)
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Look what you made me do.
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We're going on a corporate
team-building retreat.
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What?
Oh, man!
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Come on!
No!
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(UPBEAT INTRO MUSIC PLAYS)
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Hello, Planet Express!
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I'm Dan Mc: Masters, andlWlbe
your retreat leader
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for a week of fun
and personal empowerment.
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I hope you're happy!
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Who are you?
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Jackie Jr., ma'am.
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Jackie Jr.'s
my apprentice.
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I figure if he's gonna work here, he
might as well get to know the team.
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Who's she?
I don't know.
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So I hear we've been having
some trust issues, huh?
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Well, for the next week,
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we'll be doing
hundreds of trust falls
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from every possible height
and level of gravity.
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Or we could not do that.
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At the start of every retreat,
I like to demonstrate
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the power of trust by finding a
perfect stranger to be my assistant.
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Leela, do me a solid and pick up
the next space hitchhiker you see.
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You going to Andromeda
or thereabouts?
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No, sir, but how would you like to be
part of an exciting business retreat?
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Hmm. Just don't drop me off on an
asteroid like the last guy did.
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Okay, team, if I can
trust a total stranger,
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you can sure as heck
trust your own coworkers.
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In fact, I'm gonna make the
first trust fall of the week,
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backwards into the waiting
arms of my new assistant.
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Just stand here like so.
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Good. I'll fall backwards,
and you catch me.
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I trust you...
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(SNARLING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(BELCHES)
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(PANICKED CLAMORING)
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Where'd it go?
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I thought we installed
alien-proof air vents!
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It's on my list.
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(SHIP POWERING DOWN)
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What's happening?
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The ship's lost power!
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Oh, my, adrift in deepest space
with a vicious alien killer aboard!
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Any one of us could be next.
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Fry, Bender,
Jackie Jr., Leela...
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(SNARLING)
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That took longer
than I expected.
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Quick,
into the ship's panic room!
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I didn't know we
had a panic room.
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Me, neither. It really could have
come in handy, like, 5O times.
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We'll be safe in here.
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The walls are impregnable,
and we have enough food
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and board games to
survive for weeks.
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We'll be dead within an hour.
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All life support has shut down!
(BEEPING)
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So you're all gonna die?
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Then who'll ghost-write
my autobiography?
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Now hold on. There may be a
slim chance of survival.
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We'll have to split
into three teams.
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Hermes and Zoidberg will
crawl through the air vents
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and restart
the life support fan.
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Amy and Leela will retrieve
the steering wheel
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so we can steer
the ship from here.
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And Fry and Bender, you'll
spacewalk onto the hull
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and relight the pilot
light on the engine.
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Oh, man, why do I have
to team up with him?
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And me with her?
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And I with it?
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(SHUSHING)
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There's no time to lose.
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Just be careful. The creature
could be anywhere...
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Except in this room.
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(MULTIPLE LOCKS CLICKING)
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(BEEPING)
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The name of the game
is Candyland.
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You go first. I don't want you
locking me out there like HAL.
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Still don't trust me, huh?
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Well, you can take
your lack of trust
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and jam it in your kidney hole.
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The only person
I trust is myself.
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Help! I forgot
my magnetic shoes!
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Just stay out of my way, boy.
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(GAS russme)
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There. Who needs teamwork
when you got Bender?
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(SCREAMS)
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Help! My gyroscope melted!
I'm out of control!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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If the creature kills me,
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I just hope it doesn't
make me into a sandwich
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and leave it in the fridge where
some crawfish can get at it.
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For the last time, Hermes,
I didn't steal your lunch.
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It was Leela.
She beat me to it.
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(BEEPING) Put a squid in it.
We're here.
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Oi! There's the problem.
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Jackie Jr.'s skull is
blocking the doodad.
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Hooray! Everything's fine!
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(BEEP S)
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HERMES: Something's coming!
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No, no.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Oh, it's just a chinchilla.
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What a cute little...
(SNARLS)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Help! I'm stuck!
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Don't panic!
We'll be okay.
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(BEEPING)
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Addendum.
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The monster won't even know
the ship has a basement.
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Unless you posted it on Facebook,
like the last secret I told you.
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I didn't know that was a secret.
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Lots of people wear a jockstrap
thinking it's a thong.
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(SQUELCHING)
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What was that?
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(SNARLS)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(LEELA GRUNTING)
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Amy, run!
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Quit telling me what to do.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALIEN GROANING)
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Now will you run?
Okay.
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Do something, Fry!
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(GASPING)
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Not that. Stop dying
and fix my gyroscope.
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FRY: I don't even know
what a gyroscope is.
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Wait, I have an idea.
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BENDER: Hey, what are you doing?
Cut that out.
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Hey, you got me under control.
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FRY: Fry and Bender!
A winning combination.
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BENDER: Let's call
ourselves Frender.
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BOTH: (SINGING)
Frender, Frender, Frender
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Frender, Frender, Frender...
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(BOTH PANTING)
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I got the steering wheel.
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(BOTH WHOOPING)
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Leela and Amy!
A winning combination.
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Yay, Lamey!
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The creature!
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(GROANING)
(BEEPING)
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(SCREAMS)
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It's attacking me!
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(GRUNTING)
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This is a job for Hermberg.
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You fend off the creature
with kicks and farts
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while I un-stick you
with my slippery ink.
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(YELPING)
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Hermes?
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00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,018
We thought you
were the creature.
256
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,978
And we thought you
were the creature.
257
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,730
(ALL LAUGHING)
258
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,149
FRY AND BENDER:
We made it, too.
259
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,570
But my gyroscope's
permanently busted.
260
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,407
I guess I'll be dizzy and
uncoordinated for the rest of my...
261
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,745
Yeah, it's fixed!
My coordination's back, baby.
262
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,371
Yeah. (WHOOPING)
263
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,583
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
264
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,423
(ALL PANTING)
265
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,345
I've got navigation.
266
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,929
We're on our way home.
267
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,514
(ALL CHEERING)
268
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:12,353
ltjust shows how everything is
possible when you work together.
269
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:16,023
Speaking of which, I have
a surprise announcement.
270
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,900
There never was a creature.
271
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,818
Surprise.
272
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,071
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
273
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,824
The whole adventure was
just a training exercise
274
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,911
to teach you the value
of teamwork. (CHUCKLING)
275
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:33,040
Hmm. I should be mad,
but it worked pretty well.
276
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,042
You were really brave, Leela.
277
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,754
And you seriously nailed that
thing with your golf shot.
278
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,256
Fry, you saved my ass out there.
279
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,843
Aw! I couldn't let anything
happen to something that shiny.
280
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,097
And, Dr. Zoidberg,
it was your quick thinking...
281
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,684
Yup.
282
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,484
(SOFT SNARLING)
283
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,240
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
284
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,742
Bad news, everyone.
285
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,619
The creature is a shape-shifter.
286
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,663
It knocked me out
and took my form
287
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,165
so it could prey on poor Hermes.
288
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,877
I weren't fooled. The real
professor wouldn't never...
289
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,839
Dem.
290
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,550
(ALL WHIMPERING)
291
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,513
Bad news, everyone.
292
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,390
The creature is a shape-shifter.
293
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,559
It knocked me out
and took my form
294
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,687
so it could prey on
poor Hermes and Scruffy.
295
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,439
Nice try, buddy.
296
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,232
We're not buying it this time.
297
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,402
But I'm the real professor.
I can prove it.
298
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:47,030
If you'll step up real close
to my microscope here,
299
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,908
I'll show you that
my DNA is completely...
300
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,243
(SNARLS)
301
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,079
Is it safe to come...
(SCREAMS)
302
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,666
(ALL SCREAMING)
303
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,090
It's time we solved this
problem the old-fashioned way.
304
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,550
By shooting it.
305
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,553
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you can't give everybody guns.
306
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,680
What if one of us
is the creature?
307
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,056
It could be any of us.
308
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,141
FT'!-
309
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,309
Leela.
310
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,392
Amy.
311
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,519
Zoidberg.
312
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,896
Zoidberg.
313
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,898
(ALL WHIMPERING)
314
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,443
One of us must be
the bad creature.
315
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,861
Is it me maybe?
316
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,279
C;
AW! ( ROWLS)
317
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,243
(PANTING)
318
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,371
Quick, in here.
319
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,584
We're the only ones left
who can trust each other.
320
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,754
I know you well enough that no
creature could ever fool me.
321
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,506
No matter how much
it looked like you.
322
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,258
Leela, I'm honored,
but for your own safety,
323
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,469
you shouldn't trust anyone,
not even me.
324
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,596
But I'm just so scared.
325
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,056
Kiss me.
326
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,854
Easy, easy, _
you're biting my llp.
327
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,231
Sorry.
328
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,566
Ow! Ow! Ow!
329
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,195
Wait a second,
I know what's going on here.
330
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,863
I'm the monster.
331
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,204
(PANTING)
332
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,206
The creature was
right behind me.
333
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,624
I don't know where it went.
334
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,169
Just leave me alone.
I'm really, really scared.
335
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,213
Bender?
336
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,464
What?
337
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,632
Where'd you get those ears?
338
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,676
I've always had ears.
339
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,010
No, you haven't.
340
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:36,473
All right, fine, you got me. I can't
keep track of every little detail.
341
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,150
(BOTH SCREAMING)
342
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,070
Okay, to see if
you're the real Bender,
343
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,155
I'm gonna ask you something
only he would know.
344
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,908
On your last birthday,
what gift did I get you?
345
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,035
I don't remember.
Me neither.
346
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,662
Okay, I'll ask you one.
347
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,915
What's the square
root of 2,345.4?
348
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,834
That's not something
I would know.
349
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,335
Oh, yeah.
Your turn.
350
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,921
Um, what color is my shirt?
351
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,174
If I were the creature, I could
just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
352
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,259
Good point.
353
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,844
Oh, never mind this.
354
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,597
In case I'm about to die,
I just want you to know
355
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,308
that I did polish my ass
with your toothbrush.
356
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,268
Thanks for telling me, buddy.
357
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,771
And to be honest, lam jealous
of how shiny your ass is,
358
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:28,275
and sometimes at night,
I unpolish it with sandpaper.
359
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,320
Oh, I trust you.
360
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,030
I trust you, too.
361
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,490
Congratulations.
(BOTH YELP)
362
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,910
You two have really
learned the power of trust.
363
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,912
Get away from us, you monster.
364
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,333
(LAUGHS) Don't worry.
There isn't really a monster.
365
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,126
And no one really got eaten.
366
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,630
The whole thing was just part of
our team-building experience.
367
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,715
And you two did terrific.
368
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,759
(STAMMERING) But what
about that hitchhiker?
369
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,927
You mean my partner, Blorgulax?
370
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,180
He does make
a convincing hitchhiker.
371
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,098
But he majored in
business at Princeton.
372
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,892
But we saw him change shape.
373
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,977
Yes, he is a shape-shifter.
374
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:07,481
But he uses his shape-shifting
for team-building, not evil.
375
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,066
He pretends to eat some people.
376
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,525
The others have
to work together.
377
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,152
We hand out a few tote bags.
378
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,739
And boom! 4% increase
in productivity, minimum.
379
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,449
So no one's dead?
380
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,409
Of course not.
All your friends
381
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,912
are on the bridge
having a pizza party.
382
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,790
So come on, put the
guns down and join us.
383
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,721
(BOTH SIGH WITH RELIEF)
384
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,307
I think it moved.
385
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,355
BOTH: Phew!
386
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,942
Hey guys, are you coming
to the party or not?
387
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:54,736
Where's McMasters?
388
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,947
He turned out to be
such a nice guy, didn't he?
389
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,367
Totally, we should go on a
retreat like this every year.
390
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,452
AMY: Yeah!
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
391
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,329
HERMES: Every year!
392
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,922
In other news, celebrated
business consultant Dan McMasters
393
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,133
was last seen two weeks ago.
394
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,428
And authorities are now calling
his disappearance a homicide.
395
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,723
We can't ever tell anyone
what really happened.
396
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,850
Never ever!
I can trust you, right?
397
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,478
100% till the end of time.
Can I trust you?
398
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,815
My lips couldn't be more
sealed, even if I had lips.
399
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,569
Police have no leads, but are
offering a $1 million reward
400
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,989
for information leading
to the arrest of the killer.
401
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,616
In the event there
are two killers,
402
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,494
police are offering
an unusual deal...
403
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,122
Total immunity for the one
who turns in the other,
404
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,167
plus a double reward
of $2 million.