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This is awesome!

2
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I've been waiting
a thousand years

3
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to see a beastie
boys show.

4
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Can I get anybody a beer?

5
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Sure.

6
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Ah...

7
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Ladies and gentlemen,
here to lay down

8
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some old, old, incredibly old
school beats, the beastie boys!

9
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♪ well, now, don't you tell me
to smile ♪

10
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♪ you stick around,
i'll make it worth your while ♪

11
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♪ like numbers beyond
what you can dial ♪

12
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♪ maybe it's because we're
so versatile ♪

13
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♪ "style, profile," I said ♪

14
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♪ it always brings me back
when I hear, "ooh, child" ♪

15
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♪ from the hudson river... ♪

16
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impressive.

17
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They're busting mad rhymes
with an 80% success rate.

18
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I believe that
qualifies as ill.

19
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At least from a
technical standpoint.

20
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Will you guys
shut up?

21
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I'm trying to look cool.

22
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♪ ...for the flintstone flop ♪♪ flop♪

23
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♪ tammy d gets biz
on the crops ♪♪ crops♪

24
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♪ beastie boys known to let
the beat... Mm, drop? ♪

25
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ow! How's it going?

26
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Ow! Enjoying the show?

27
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Ooh! Ow!

28
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Don't forget to pick up
a t-shirt.

29
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Wow, an old-
Fashioned mosh pit.

30
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Come on, guys.

31
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Tonight we're going to
party like it's 1999...

32
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Again.

33
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ow!

34
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Hey, watch it!

35
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Man, these guys rock
harder than ever.

36
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♪ oh, my ♪

37
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♪ it's a mirage ♪

38
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♪ telling you
all it's a... ♪

39
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♪ sabotage ♪

40
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♪ sabotage, yeah. ♪

41
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peace! We out!

42
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Hey, bender.

43
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Hey, fender.

44
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Man, I haven't seen you
since high school.

45
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You still working at
jack in the box?

46
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Not anymore, baby.

47
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I'm with the band.

48
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Oh-oh, yeah.

49
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Hey, fellas

50
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I want you
to meet my friends

51
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bender, fry, and leela.

52
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You know, we're really not that
interested in meeting them.

53
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Wow, I love
you guys.

54
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Back in the
20th century

55
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I had all five
of your albums.

56
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That was a thousand years ago.
Now we got seven.

57
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Cool. Can I borrow
the new ones?

58
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And a couple of blank tapes?

59
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Hey, bender, why don't
we ditch these organ sacks

60
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and hit the real party?

61
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Count me in.
I'm going to drink
till I reboot.

62
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Hey, what kind
of party is this?

63
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There's no booze
and only one hooker.

64
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Don't be a drag, man.

65
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We're jacking on.

66
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O-o-o-h, y-y-yeah!

67
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Want a jolt?

68
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Uh, hey, I'm no square

69
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but isn't that counter-indicated

70
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by my operations manual?

71
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Come on, bender.

72
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Grab a jack.

73
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I told these guys
you were cool.

74
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Well, if jacking on will make
strangers think I'm cool

75
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i'll do it.

76
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Whoa!

77
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Easy, baby, you
don't want to get
hooked on this stuff.

78
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Ah, no need to worry.
I don't have
an addictive personality.

79
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Hey, uh, bender,
what are we doing

80
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in this bad neighborhood?

81
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Shut up, square!

82
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I'll just be a minute.

83
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Wretched sinner unit

84
00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:06,862
the path to robot heaven
lies here

85
00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,033
in the good book 3.0.

86
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Hey, do I preach to you

87
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when you're lying
stoned in the gutter?

88
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no.

89
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So beat it!

90
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Tsk-tsk-tsk.

91
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Who was that guy?

92
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Your mama.

93
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Now shut up and drag me to work.

94
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Our electric bill is
climbing faster

95
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than a green snake
up a sugarcane.

96
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Obviously, someone
'round here

97
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been wasting a
whole heap of juice.

98
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Probably you.me?

99
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Good morning, bender.

100
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None of your business!
Get off my back!

101
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What's his problem?

102
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If I didn't know better

103
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i'd almost think he
was abusing electricity.

104
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Bender? No way.

105
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I definitely would have
noticed something.

106
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Bender, why are you spending
so much time in the bathroom?

107
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Are you jacking on in there?

108
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No! Don't come in!

109
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Good news, everyone.

110
00:06:07,447 --> 00:06:10,620
Today you'll be delivering
a crate of subpoenas

111
00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:13,550
to sicily eight,
the mob planet.

112
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All right, let's get to work!

113
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I'll be out in a second.

114
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I know big vinnie said
he was giving me
the kiss of death

115
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but I still think
he was gay.

116
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Did he use his tongue?

117
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A little.

118
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- Are you okay, bender?
- None of your business!
 get off my back!

119
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Uh-oh. There seems to be
an electrical disturbance

120
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in the coalsack nebula.

121
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- A what kind of a disturbance?
- Electrical.

122
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Anyway, it's going to take
some careful piloting
to avoid it.

123
00:07:07,826 --> 00:07:09,067
We're out of control!

124
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We're heading straight
into the electric field.

125
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What's happening?

126
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I feel weird.

127
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Come on, universe!

128
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You big, mostly empty wuss!

129
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Give me all the juice you got!

130
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Oh, mama.

131
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What?

132
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Bender, we didn't mind

133
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your drinking
or your kleptomania

134
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or your pornography ring.

135
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In fact, that's
why we loved you.

136
00:07:57,896 --> 00:08:00,033
But this electricity abuse
crossed the line.

137
00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:01,550
You almost killed us.

138
00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,930
And you made me feel
like a jerk for trusting you.

139
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,067
Just like when my friend
richie swore

140
00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,379
he wasn't taking drugs

141
00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:09,274
and then he sold me
my mom's vcr.

142
00:08:09,343 --> 00:08:12,310
And then later, I found out
he was taking drugs.

143
00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,689
You make me ashamed
to be your friend.

144
00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:18,964
Oh, you're right.
I'm a lost cause.

145
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Maybe there's another way.

146
00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:42,206
Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff.

147
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What am I doing?!

148
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What have I become?!

149
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I see a lot of fancy robots
here today

150
00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:57,758
made of real shiny metal.

151
00:08:57,826 --> 00:09:00,413
But that don't impress
the robot devil, no, sir.

152
00:09:00,481 --> 00:09:01,447
No, sir!

153
00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,206
'cause if you're
a sinner

154
00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:06,551
he's going to plug
his infernal modem in the wall

155
00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:10,517
belching smoke and flame,
and he's going to download you

156
00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:12,206
straight to robot hell.

157
00:09:12,274 --> 00:09:13,895
Straight to hell!

158
00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,136
So I ask you

159
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,931
who will stand up
and be saved?

160
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,793
Who? Who?!

161
00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:25,517
me.

162
00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,965
And as a further
cost-cutting measure

163
00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,724
I have eliminated
the saltwater cooler.

164
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This is a witch hunt.

165
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♪ oh, what a beautiful morning ♪

166
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♪ oh, what a beautiful day. ♪

167
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greetings, friends.

168
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Don't we all look
nice today?

169
00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:50,654
Great. He's whacked out
on electricity again.

170
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,931
No, I'm whacked out on life.

171
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,793
My friends,
I found religion.

172
00:09:58,551 --> 00:09:59,931
Religion?

173
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,586
Is this another scam
to get free yarmulkes?

174
00:10:02,654 --> 00:10:03,793
Give him
a break, fry.

175
00:10:03,861 --> 00:10:05,826
If this helps bender
clean up his act

176
00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:07,826
then I think we should
be supportive.

177
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,931
Wonderful.

178
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,309
Then you'll all come to my
exceedingly long

179
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,309
un-air-conditioned baptism
ceremony.

180
00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:19,551
Um...
Oh, I...
Uh...

181
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:24,240
We are gathered here today
to deliver brother bender

182
00:10:24,309 --> 00:10:27,344
from the cold, steel grip
of the robot devil

183
00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:31,309
unto the cold, steel bosom
of our congregation.

184
00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,724
Tell it,
preacher!

185
00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:34,172
That equals true.

186
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,758
Brother bender

187
00:10:35,826 --> 00:10:38,620
do you accept the principles
of robotology

188
00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:41,586
on pain of eternal damnation
in robot hell?

189
00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:43,447
Yes, I do.

190
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,654
Then I will now baptize you.

191
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,724
Press any key to continue.

192
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:05,102
Uh, while you're at it

193
00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,240
could you touch up
this seam?

194
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,654
This is unbelievable.

195
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:16,309
The old bender never would
have taken us out to dinner.

196
00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:18,240
The old bender's gone.

197
00:11:18,309 --> 00:11:20,724
He won't trouble you
anymore.

198
00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:23,861
Would monsieur care
to see the wine list?

199
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,274
No poison for us, thanks.

200
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:31,379
I'll stick with
good old mineral oil.

201
00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:35,033
Ah. Functional.

202
00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:37,000
mm.
That's mine here.

203
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:40,033
I'm hungrier than a green snake
in a sugarcane field.

204
00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:44,033
Friends, friends,
surely you're not going to eat

205
00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:46,274
before we say robot grace.

206
00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:48,067
Oh, man.
Uh...

207
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,274
In the name of all that is
good and logical

208
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,724
we give thanks for the chemical
energy we are about to absorb.

209
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,447
To quote the prophet jerematic

210
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,067
"one-zero-zero-zero

211
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:03,172
"one-zero-one-zero-
One-zero-one-zero-one...

212
00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:06,758
"zero-zero-one...

213
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,793
Zero-one-one-zero-zero-one...
Two."

214
00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:11,447
Amen.

215
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,033
Does that mean we can eat now?

216
00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:14,413
yes.

217
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:19,033
But first, since I love
you all so much

218
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:22,172
i'd like to give
everyone hugs.

219
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,724
Come here, fry.

220
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,000
Oh, uh, but I don't want to.

221
00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:34,000
Fry, you're my friend.

222
00:12:36,309 --> 00:12:38,895
Come on, everyone
line up for a hug.

223
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,172
Let's tear down some
emotional walls.

224
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:51,309
What are you doing
to my ship?

225
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,000
Sanctifying it.

226
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:58,274
There. That ought to convert
a few tailgaters.

227
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,309
Bender's stupid religion
is driving me nuts.

228
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,688
Amen.

229
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:05,724
If only he had joined
a mainstream religion

230
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,172
like oprah-ism
or voodoo.

231
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,309
We've got to get
the old bender back.

232
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,309
And I think I know
a way to do it.

233
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:14,793
We have to reacquaint him
with a little thing
called sleaze.

234
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,826
I can't believe
somebody hired

235
00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:21,620
an interstellar
spaceship

236
00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:24,000
to deliver a package
to atlantic city.

237
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,931
What are we delivering,
anyway?

238
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,758
Uh... This.

239
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:30,172
Where are we delivering it to?

240
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,965
Uh... Here.

241
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,344
Another job well done.

242
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,793
Now back
to the office

243
00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:39,826
for an enjoyable evening
of fasting and repentance.

244
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:42,481
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, bender.

245
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:45,379
As long as we're here
why don't we take in
some exotic dancing?

246
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:46,965
Hey, great idea.

247
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:52,309
But those girls
don't wear cases.

248
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:55,344
You can see their bare circuits.

249
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,793
Come on, it'll be fun.

250
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:59,965
Maybe we could even drink
a little fortified wine.

251
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,793
What?!
Drinking wine is a sin--

252
00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,861
Even if it is
deliciously fortified.

253
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,136
Hey, bender, look at
that woman's purse.

254
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,551
It's hanging by
a spaghetti strand.

255
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,758
Thou shalt not snatch.

256
00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:15,413
And there's hookerbot 5000.

257
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,309
She's got a heart
of solid gold.

258
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,379
Hey, sailing unit.

259
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,067
Stop tempting me!

260
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,931
For once in my life,
I have inner peace.

261
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,309
That's for losers.

262
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,447
Come on, sin your heart out.

263
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:29,309
Go nuts.

264
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,413
Live a
little.

265
00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:32,102
Could you hold my
purse for a minute?

266
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,793
Go for it,
bender.

267
00:14:33,861 --> 00:14:35,793
You know you
want to.

268
00:14:35,861 --> 00:14:37,274
Well...

269
00:14:40,654 --> 00:14:43,826
I'm the greatest!

270
00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:48,344
Looks like we got
the old bender back.

271
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:51,413
You know it, porkpie.
Except for one thing--

272
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,481
You know, as a major
hollywood director

273
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,758
i'll be holding auditions
tonight for my next movie.

274
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,067
And even though you're all
young and naive

275
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:14,447
I think you might just
have what it takes.

276
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,172
Hey, I'm trying to score here.

277
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,136
Can't you read the
"do not disturb" sign?

278
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,895
No! No!

279
00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:36,793
Greetings,
bender.

280
00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:39,931
Welcome to robot hell.

281
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,965
What in hell happened
to bender?

282
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,274
Well, he didn't check out.
The ashtray's still here.

283
00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:58,447
Look, nibbler's caught the scent
of vodka and motor oil.

284
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:01,000
Go, boy.
Follow that stench.

285
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,931
I'm hallucinating
this, right?

286
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,447
No, bender.

287
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,861
Robot hell is
quite real.

288
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,895
Here's our brochure.

289
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,724
But I don't belong here.

290
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,654
I don't like things
that are scary and painful.

291
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,447
Sorry, bender.

292
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:24,758
You agreed to this when
you joined our religion.

293
00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:27,136
If you sin,
you go to robot hell...

294
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:28,688
For all eternity.

295
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,965
Aw, hell... I mean heck.

296
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,240
It's all right.

297
00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:33,688
You can say that here.

298
00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:39,895
Wait, I remember this place.

299
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,793
They shut it down after
all those people

300
00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:43,620
caught salmonella
from the flume ride.

301
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,517
Look.

302
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:56,517
It's the symbol
of bender's
old religion.

303
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,274
Unbelievable.

304
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:04,378
It's an actual,
factual robot hell.

305
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,826
Who would have thought
hell would really exist?

306
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,654
And that it would be
in new jersey?

307
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,000
Actually...

308
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,413
We know all your
sins, bender

309
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,309
and for each one,
we've prepared

310
00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:21,758
an agonizing and ironic
punishment. Gentlemen?

311
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,826
Aw, crap-- singing.

312
00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:28,826
Mind if I smoke?

313
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,723
♪ cigars are evil,
you won't Miss 'em ♪

314
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,550
♪ we'll find ways
to simulate that smell ♪

315
00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:39,136
♪ what a sorry fella ♪

316
00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,481
♪ rolled up and smoked
like a panatela ♪

317
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:44,275
♪ here on level one
of robot hell ♪

318
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:50,792
♪ gambling's wrong
and so is cheating ♪

319
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,550
♪ so is forging phony i.o.u.s ♪

320
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:54,481
♪ let's let lady luck decide ♪

321
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,792
♪ what type
of torture's justified ♪

322
00:17:56,862 --> 00:18:00,172
♪ I'm pit boss here
on level two ♪

323
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,862
ooh, deep-fried robot.

324
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,378
♪ just tell me why? ♪

325
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,654
♪ please read this
55-page warrant ♪

326
00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:07,309
♪ there must be robots
worse than I ♪

327
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,136
♪ we checked around,
there really aren't ♪

328
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,103
♪ then please let me explain ♪

329
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,586
♪ my crimes were merely
boyish pranks ♪

330
00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:16,034
♪ you stole from boy scouts,
nuns and banks ♪

331
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:18,205
♪ aw, don't blame me,
blame my upbringing ♪

332
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,448
♪ please stop sinning
while I'm singing ♪

333
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,689
♪ selling bootleg tapes
is wrong ♪

334
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,240
♪ musicians need that income
to survive ♪

335
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:28,931
♪ hey, bender, going
to make some noise ♪

336
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,517
♪ with the hard drive scratched
by the beastie boys ♪

337
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:36,619
♪ that's whatcha, whatcha,
whatcha get on level five ♪

338
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,000
♪ I don't feel well ♪

339
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,034
♪ it's up to us to rescue him ♪

340
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:42,448
♪ maybe he likes it
here in hell ♪

341
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:44,689
♪ it's us
who tempted him to sin ♪

342
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,895
♪ maybe he's back
at the motel ♪

343
00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:48,619
♪ come on, fry,
don't be scared ♪

344
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,964
♪ I'm sure at least
one of us will be spared ♪

345
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,826
♪ so just sit back,
enjoy the ride ♪

346
00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:55,103
♪ my ass has blisters
from the slide ♪

347
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,103
♪ fencing diamonds,
fixing cockfights ♪

348
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,895
♪ publishing
indecent magazines ♪

349
00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,895
♪ you'll pay for every crime ♪

350
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:05,862
♪ knee-deep in electric slime ♪

351
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,172
♪ you'll suffer till
the end of time ♪

352
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,586
♪ enduring tortures,
most of which rhyme ♪

353
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:15,000
♪ trapped forever here
in robot hell. ♪

354
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,862
of course, that's
just for starters.

355
00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:25,895
Bender, are you
all right?

356
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,136
No. Oh, they're tormenting me

357
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:31,136
with up-tempo
singing and dancing.

358
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,413
All right,
beelzebot.

359
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,000
What'll it going to take
to get our friend back?

360
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,275
Sorry, but I hold
all the cards here.

361
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,034
There's nothing you can do.

362
00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:42,309
Now if you'll just sign
this fiddle contest waiver...

363
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:45,275
Wait. What
fiddle contest?

364
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:50,136
Uh... The fairness in hell act
of 2275

365
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:53,172
requires me to inform you
that if you can best me

366
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,964
in a fiddle contest,
you win back bender's soul.

367
00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:59,103
As well as a solid gold fiddle.

368
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:01,517
Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle
weigh hundreds of pounds

369
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:02,723
and sound crummy?

370
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,172
Well, it's mostly for show.

371
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,586
Do you know how
to play the fiddle?

372
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,862
No, do you?

373
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,619
No, but I used
to play the drums.

374
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:11,862
They're sort
of similar.

375
00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:13,172
What happens
if we lose?

376
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,136
You'll only win a smaller
silver fiddle.

377
00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:18,862
Also, I guess I'll
kill one of you...

378
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:19,895
him.

379
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:20,895
We'll do it.

380
00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:22,964
Very well, then.

381
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,378
Beat this.

382
00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:34,792
Well, we're boned.

383
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,172
Your turn.

384
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:45,000
ha!

385
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,895
Time for the drum solo.

386
00:20:50,378 --> 00:20:51,413
run!

387
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,481
Stop them!

388
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,895
They cheated!

389
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
♪ hallelujah ♪

390
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,619
♪ hallelujah ♪

391
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,931
♪ hallelujah, hallelujah... ♪

392
00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:19,344
hurry, bender.

393
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:22,654
I could if you dropped
the stupid gold violin.

394
00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:24,586
Oh, sorry.

395
00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,034
Don't worry, guys.

396
00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:36,586
I'll never be too good
or too evil again.

397
00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,067
From now on,
i'll just be me.

398
00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:40,723
Uh, do you think
you could be

399
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,619
just a little less
evil than that?

400
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,586
I don't know.

401
00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:46,826
Do you think you could survive
a 700-foot fall?

402
00:21:46,895 --> 00:21:50,034
Ah, good old bender.

403
00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,931
♪ yeah, yeah ♪

404
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,895
♪ this one goes out
to my man bender ♪

405
00:21:57,964 --> 00:22:00,481
♪ sending this one out ♪

406
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:03,826
♪ to all my peoples
in the robot homeworld ♪

407
00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:05,931
♪ yeah, yeah ♪

408
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,136
♪ for my man Dr. Zoidberg ♪

409
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:12,862
♪ oh, yeah like to shout out to leela ♪

410
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,067
♪ fry ♪

411
00:22:14,136 --> 00:22:16,413
♪ my man bender ♪

412
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,895
♪ nibbler, nibbler
in the house ♪

413
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,723
♪ shout out
to all the futurama. ♪