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Good news, everyone.

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Tomorrow,
you'll be making a delivery

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to ebola 9,
the virus planet.

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Why can't
they go today?

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Because tonight's
a special night

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and I want all of you
to be alive.

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It's the academy of inventors
annual symposium.

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Wow, I love symposia.

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It's the event
of the scientific season.

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Every member presents
an invention

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and the best one
wins the academy prize.

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Sounds boring.

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Oh, my, yes, but
not this year

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because my latest
invention is unbeatable.

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Behold...

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The death clock.

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Simply jam your
finger in the hole

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and this readout
tells you

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exactly how long you
have left to live.

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Does it really work?

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Well, it's occasionally
off by a few seconds

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what with
free will and all.

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Sounds like fun.

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How long do I
have to live?

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Ooh, dibs
on his cd player!

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Who's the
gross nerd?

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That's me,
at the very first symposium.

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I'm the academy's
oldest living member, you know.

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These youngsters
all look up to me.

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Well, well, well...

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Look who decided
to show his wrinkled face.

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Why don't you
just leave me alone, wernstrom?

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Face it, farnsworth,
you're over the hill.

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It's time to leave science
to the 120-year-olds.

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You young turks think
you know everything.

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I was inventing things

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when you were barely
turning senile.

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Go home before you embarrass
yourself, old man.

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Now, if you'll excuse me

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i'm going to take a nap
before the ceremonies.

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Who's that jerk?

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A hundred years ago

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he was my most promising
student at mars university

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but then,
after one fateful pop quiz...

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"a-minus"?

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No one gives ogden wernstrom
an a-minus.

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I'm sorry,
but penmanship counts.

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I swear I'll
have my revenge

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if it takes me
a hundred years.

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And here it is

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slightly over 99 years later
and still no revenge.

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I'm essentially
in the clear.

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I've been perusing
your fortified wine list

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and I've selected
the '71 hobo's delight,

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the '57 chateau part-ay and
the '66 thunder-schewitz.

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Exquisite choices, sir.

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And mix them
all together

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in a big jug.

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Welcome to this year's
academy symposium.

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I'm your host, ron popeil--

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Inventor of Mr. Microphone,
the spray-on toupee

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and, of course, the technology

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to keep human heads alive
in jars.

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But wait, there's more!

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We've got a whole lineup
of inventors tonight

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starting with
that up-and-coming young star

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ogden wernstrom.

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boo!

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More wine!

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Distinguished members
of the academy

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I present to you
the reverse scuba suit.

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Observe.

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Fetch.

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Now sit.

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I said, "sit."

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Bad fish!

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oh.

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Don't worry,
professor.

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It's no competition
for your death clock.

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And what will you be presenting
this evening, grandpa?

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Let's just say

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it'll put you young
whippersnappers

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in your place.

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I just hope it's not as lame

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as that death clock
you presented last year.

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Eh, "last year," you say?

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That's right.

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Oh, my.

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Did it put you young
whippersnappers
in your place?

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Hardly.

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We laughed
until our teeth fell out.

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Come along, cinnamon.

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Oh, dear.

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I'll have
to invent something new

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in the next ten minutes--

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Perhaps some sort
of death clock.

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Uh, professor?

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Our last presentation comes
from our oldest member--

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Professor hubert farnsworth.

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Professor?

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Just a second.

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Just a second.

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Pencils down,
prune face.

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Oh, yes, here I am.

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Okay, now. Hello there.

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Now, we all know telescopes
allow us to see distant objects

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but what if we want
to smell distant objects?

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Well, now we can,

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thanks to my new invention--

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The smelloscope.

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The odor travels past
this coffee stain here

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around the olive pit and
into this cigar burn...

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And this appears
to be a-a...

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Doodle of myself
as a cowboy.

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But the smelloscope
is brilliant, I tell you!

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Think of the astronomical odors
you'll smell, thanks to me!

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Oh, my.

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I've waited a hundred years
for this, farnsworth.

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I give your invention
the worst grade imaginable--

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An a-minus-minus!

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And now for the presentation
of the award.

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Listen, folks

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i'm practically giving
this prize away

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to Dr. Wernstrom
for his fish thingy.

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oh.

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Perhaps 149 is just too
old to be a scientist.

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yep.

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No, professor.
Don't give up.

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There were plenty of times
in my century

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when I was going to give up,
but I never did. Never.

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Hey, are you even
listening to me?

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Oh, I give up.

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By god, you're right!

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I'm going to build
that smelloscope.

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Eureka!

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Did you build
the smelloscope?

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No. I remembered
that I built one last year.

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Go ahead, try it.

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You'll find
that every heavenly body has

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its own particular scent.

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Here, I'll point it at jupiter.

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Smells like strawberries.

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Exactly.

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And now saturn.

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Pine needles.

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Oh, man, this is great.

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As long as you don't make me
smell uranus.

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I don't get it.

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I'm sorry, fry

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but astronomers
renamed uranus in 2620

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to end that stupid joke
once and for all.

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Oh. What's it called now?

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Urectum.

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Here, let me locate it for you.

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How about--

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No, no, I think I'll
just smell around
a bit over here.

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hmm.

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hmm.

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What is it?

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Oh, jeez, oh, man!

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Remarkable!

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A stench so foul,
it's right off the funk-ometer.

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I daresay,
fry may have discovered

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the smelliest object
in the known universe.

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Ooh! Ooh!
Name it after me!

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I think it's moving.

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Hmm. Perhaps the computer
can calculate its trajectory.

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My god!

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Whatever it is,
it's headed straight for us

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with enough force
to reduce this entire city

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to a stinky crater!

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We have less than 72 hours.

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Well, let's get looting.

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So this thing's going
to destroy the whole city?

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What the heck is it?

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Ah, just as I thought.

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The answer lies in this movie
I found on the internet.

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The year 2000.

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The most wasteful society
in the history of the galaxy

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and it was running out
of places

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to bury its never-ending
output of garbage.

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The landfills were full.

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New jersey was full.

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And so, under cover of darkness

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the city put its garbage
out to sea

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on the world's largest barge.

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The repulsive barge circled
the oceans for 50 years

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but no country would
accept it--

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Not even
that really filthy one.

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You know the one I mean.

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Finally, in 2052, the city
used its mob connections

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to obtain a rocket
and launch the garbage

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into outer space.

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Some experts claim the ball
might return to earth someday

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but their concerns
were dismissed

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as depressing.

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Wow, you got that
off the internet?

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In my day, the internet
was only used

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to download
pornography.

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Actually, that's still true.

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Now that the garbage
is in space, doctor

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perhaps you can help me
with my sexual inhibitions.

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With gusto.

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aw.

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So that's
the situation.

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Due to the shortsightedness
of old new york

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new new york is going
to be destroyed

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by a giant ball of garbage.

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Fry, what the hell
were you people
thinking back then?

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How could you just
throw your garbage away?

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Hey, hey, give me a break.

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What do you do with it?

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We recycle everything.

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Robots are made
from old beer cans.

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Yeah, and this
beer can

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is made out
of old robots.

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And that sandwich
you're eating

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is made from old
discarded sandwiches.

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Nothing just gets
thrown away.

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The future is disgusting.

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Typical 20th-century
attitude.

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Hey, you have no right

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to criticize
the 20th century.

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We gave the world
the lightbulb, the steamboat

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and the cotton gin.

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Those things are all
from the 19th century.

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Yeah, well,
they probably
just copied us.

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Please, there's no time
for this now.

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This is an emergency.

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We must warn the mayor.

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Garbage ball, huh?

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That sounds serious.

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Very serious,
mayor poopenmeyer.

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I got be sure this isn't
another scientific fraud

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like global warming
or secondhand smoke.

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Send in my
science advisor.

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Wernstrom!

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Well, well, well.

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Come to present your latest
napkin, professor?

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No, I'm here because
a giant trash ball

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is heading
straight for us.

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Smell for yourself.

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Holy-- gee!

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That smell could
be anything--

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A faulty stench coil, some
cheese on the lens, who knows?

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Mr. Mayor, we just got this
transmission from neptune.

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Giant garbage ball...

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Passed close by.

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Horrible stench!

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The transmission
cuts out there, sir.

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No, I guess it keeps going.

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There we go.

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My god!
The senile old man is right!

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Do you mean
him or me?

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him.
oh.

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Next: new new york in crisis.

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Morbo?

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00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:21,931
Thanks, human female.

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Puny earthlings
were shocked today

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to learn that a ball of garbage
will destroy

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their pathetic city
of new new york.

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Makes me glad we live
here in los angeles.

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Morbo agrees.

264
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,136
Can't we just

265
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,688
shoot a missile at it?

266
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,206
We've simulated that
on a supercomputer

267
00:12:41,274 --> 00:12:43,413
but the ball is just
too damn gooey.

268
00:12:43,481 --> 00:12:45,586
A missile would go
right through it.

269
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,481
But suppose we sent a crew
to plant an explosive

270
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,481
precisely on
the fault line

271
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,724
between this mass
of coffee grounds

272
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,826
and this deposit
of america online floppy disks.

273
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,136
In theory, it could work.

274
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,688
Uh, in theory, perhaps

275
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:06,481
but you'll never find a crew
willing to take on a mission

276
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,033
so suicidally dangerous.

277
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,274
Aw, crap.

278
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,274
Now you'll only have
one chance

279
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,413
to destroy the ball.

280
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:15,826
After that

281
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,688
it will be so close to earth
that blowing it up

282
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,758
would cause garbage to rain
over the entire planet

283
00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:23,379
killing billions.

284
00:13:23,447 --> 00:13:24,793
Aw, boo-hoo.

285
00:13:24,861 --> 00:13:27,000
Now here's the bomb
I've prepared.

286
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,309
Once you activate it

287
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:30,551
you'll have 25 minutes
to get away.

288
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,758
That's all? But--

289
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:33,240
Now, now.

290
00:13:33,309 --> 00:13:35,551
There'll be plenty of time
to discuss your objections

291
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:36,758
when and if you return.

292
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:50,931
Odor at magnitude eight.

293
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:53,413
Magnitude 12.

294
00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:56,481
Magnitude 31.

295
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,000
We're breaking up.

296
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:00,620
Turn on the anti-smell device.

297
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:05,309
Hmm, sporty.

298
00:14:08,654 --> 00:14:10,688
wow!

299
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:13,274
Look at all this filth.

300
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,000
It's not filth.

301
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,654
It's a glorious monument

302
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:19,379
to the achievements
of the 20th century.

303
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,206
Look, a real beanie baby.

304
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,551
Oh, a Mr. Spock
collectors' plate.

305
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,517
Some bart simpson dolls.

306
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,517
Eat my shorts.

307
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,413
Okay.

308
00:14:32,481 --> 00:14:34,481
Mmm, shorts.

309
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:37,102
Fry, this stuff
was garbage when
it was new.

310
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,620
Let's blow it
up already.

311
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,136
This junk isn't garbage.

312
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,861
I can dig
in any random pile

313
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,481
and find
something great.

314
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,688
All right,
let's get to work.

315
00:15:00,136 --> 00:15:02,826
Let's see.

316
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:04,688
If that's hypodermic ridge

317
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,000
then the bomb must go
right here.

318
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,033
Get ready to run.

319
00:15:12,102 --> 00:15:13,379
We've got 25 minutes.

320
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,724
Uh, 15 minutes.

321
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,586
Five minutes.

322
00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,481
Six-h minutes?

323
00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,517
hmm.

324
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,724
There's your problem.

325
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,895
The professor put
the counter on upside down.

326
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,447
That idiot.

327
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,274
It wasn't set for 25 minutes.

328
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:32,931
It was set for 52 seconds.

329
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,379
We're going to die!

330
00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,688
Right?
Right.

331
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,206
It's going to blow!

332
00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:50,172
Hey, watch it!

333
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,758
You'll put
somebody's eye out!

334
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,654
Okay, okay,
keep your space pants on.

335
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:54,931
I'll take care
of this.

336
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,517
We're saved.

337
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:08,517
Yeah, but this garbage ball's
unstoppable now.

338
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:10,172
New new york is done for.

339
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,517
All in all,
this is one day

340
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,965
mittens the kitten
won't soon forget.

341
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,861
Kittens give
morbo gas.

342
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,000
In lighter news

343
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,654
the city of new new york is
doomed.

344
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:32,895
Blame rests with known human
professor hubert farnsworth

345
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,102
and his tiny inferior brain.

346
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:39,826
Oh, how could I have put
that bomb timer on upside down?

347
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,758
I could swear I followed

348
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,620
the manual precisely.

349
00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:46,344
I'm a dried-up husk
of a scientist.

350
00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:48,067
This is all my fault.

351
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:49,620
No, it's my fault, too.

352
00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:51,033
I'm sure I threw out

353
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:53,895
more than my share
of that trash up there.

354
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,551
Also, one month,
my toilet broke

355
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,826
and I just went
straight in the garbage can.

356
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,379
aw!

357
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:00,758
Leela was right.

358
00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:04,240
The people of
the 20th century
were idiotic slobs.

359
00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:05,586
Especially me.

360
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:07,413
Enough. You all
failed miserably.

361
00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:09,689
It's time to put
a real scientist in charge.

362
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,448
Wernstrom!

363
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,826
The very same.

364
00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:16,240
Dr. Wernstrom, can
you save my city?

365
00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,378
Of course,
but it'll cost you.

366
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,689
First, I'll need tenure.

367
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:20,550
Done.

368
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,826
And a big research grant.

369
00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:22,586
You got it.

370
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:23,689
Also access to a lab

371
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,275
and five graduate students--

372
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,931
At least three of them chinese.

373
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,619
All right, done.

374
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,481
What's your plan?

375
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,758
What plan?

376
00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:33,103
I'm set for life.

377
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,240
Au revoir, suckers.

378
00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:36,550
That rat.

379
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:37,895
Do something.

380
00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:40,172
I wish I could,
but he's got tenure.

381
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:42,826
eww!

382
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:58,344
It's time to take action.

383
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:00,689
Stephanie,
cancel the maid for today.

384
00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,205
Have her come tomorrow.

385
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,895
Well, I'm out
of ideas.

386
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:05,309
Anyone?

387
00:18:05,378 --> 00:18:06,517
Wait.

388
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,413
If we could build an object

389
00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:10,034
the exact size, density

390
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,205
and consistency
of the garbage ball

391
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,517
it might just knock
the ball away

392
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,550
without smashing
it to bits.

393
00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:18,931
But where can we
find a substance

394
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,136
the exact density and
consistency as garbage?

395
00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:23,550
Alas, I don't know.

396
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,550
Uh, what about garbage?

397
00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:26,895
Good lord!

398
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,586
A second ball of garbage.

399
00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:29,964
That just might work.

400
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,758
But garbage
isn't something

401
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:34,240
you just find lying
in the streets of manhattan.

402
00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:36,550
This city's been garbage-free
for 500 years.

403
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:38,481
Well, then it's time
to make some more.

404
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,826
Make garbage?

405
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:41,172
But how?

406
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,136
Stand back and watch the master.

407
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,413
This slurm can--

408
00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:48,000
Now it's garbage.

409
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,000
These papers--

410
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,172
Garbage.

411
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,481
This picture of your wife--

412
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,205
Pure garbage.

413
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,172
Now you try it.

414
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,000
By god, I think
the boy's got something.

415
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,205
Come on, everyone.

416
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,240
The fate of
the city's
at stake.

417
00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:07,344
Good.

418
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,619
Don't finish
that cruller.

419
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,619
Throw it away.

420
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,792
Bender, drink that beer

421
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,448
and drop the bottle
on the ground.

422
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:13,826
Very nice.

423
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,550
Get that robot
some more beer.

424
00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:16,654
hmm?

425
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:17,723
We've trashed this room

426
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:18,895
but that's just a start.

427
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,172
We've got to get fry's

428
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,517
message to the people.

429
00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:24,413
People of new new york

430
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,723
take a lesson
from the 20th century--

431
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,240
Stop all this
pain-in-the-ass recycling

432
00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:31,586
and throw your garbage
on the floor.

433
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:34,758
Go ahead, just chuck it
any old place like I used to.

434
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:36,586
Your city is counting on you.

435
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,792
If my calculations are correct

436
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:53,895
this garbage ball will knock
the other garbage ball

437
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:55,309
directly into the sun.

438
00:19:55,378 --> 00:19:57,586
And if my
calculations
are correct

439
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,758
we're all going
to die horribly.

440
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,413
All right, places, everyone.

441
00:20:04,481 --> 00:20:05,792
Prepare for launch.

442
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:10,309
Five, four, three, two,

443
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:14,344
three, four, five, six--

444
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,448
Just fire the damn thing.

445
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,931
Oops.

446
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,689
Burning garbage.

447
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,034
It worked!

448
00:20:58,034 --> 00:21:00,619
And so, on behalf
of the entire city

449
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:03,172
I thank you,
professor farnsworth.

450
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,344
I now present you
with the academy prize

451
00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,517
which we confiscated
from Dr. Wernstrom

452
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,103
after it became apparent
that he was a jackass.

453
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:14,689
Yes! In your face,
wernstrom!

454
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,103
I'll get you, farnsworth

455
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:18,309
even if it takes another
hundred years.

456
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:23,034
And, fry, we owe you
a tremendous debt as well.

457
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:26,413
Were it not for
your 20th-century
garbage-making skills

458
00:21:26,481 --> 00:21:29,309
we'd all be buried
under 20th-century garbage.

459
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,931
Should we really
be celebrating?

460
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,689
I mean, what if
this second garbage ball

461
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:37,448
returns to earth
like the first one did?

462
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:38,826
Well, who cares?

463
00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:41,758
That won't be for
hundreds of years.

464
00:21:41,826 --> 00:21:44,550
Exactly. It's none
of our concern.

465
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:47,067
That's the 20th-
Century spirit.

466
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:58,275
♪ we'll meet again ♪

467
00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:01,964
♪ don't know where ♪

468
00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:05,413
♪ I don't know when ♪

469
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:10,689
♪ but I know
we'll meet again ♪

470
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:14,586
♪ some sunny day ♪

471
00:22:17,481 --> 00:22:23,895
♪ oh, keep smiling through... ♪