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Double time, soldier.

2
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I want this ice fishing
operation up and running

3
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by 0800 hours.

4
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It's too cold, dad.

5
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My teen region is freezing off.

6
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You don't know what cold is.

7
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I once survived an entire week
trapped in a Swiss glacier,

8
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eating nothing but
frozen neanderthal.

9
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To this day I can't stand
the taste of early hominid.

10
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Let's just get inside the shack.

11
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- Hold, maggot!
- Ow!

12
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Remember the code of the ice:

13
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Thick and blue, tried and true,

14
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thin and crispy, way too risky.

15
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Shows what you know.

16
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Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky.

17
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Aah!

18
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Help, I'm drowning!

19
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Don't worry, son, you'll
freeze before you drown.

20
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I love ice fishing.

21
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I shouldn't be out in this cold.

22
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I have no protective fat, hair
or warm blood.

23
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I'm not even legally a mammal.

24
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You don't know what cold is.

25
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I was frozen for a thousand years.

26
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You were?

27
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Huh, learn something dumb every day.

28
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Live bait.

29
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Get your live bait here.

30
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Fresh killed bait.

31
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Can we get inside the shack?

32
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I'm wearing a belly parka.

33
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If I understand ice fishing,
and I'm pretty sure I don't,

34
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we'll need to laser-blast
a hole in the ice.

35
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No, no crazy technology.

36
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Here, Bender, use
your immense robot strength

37
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to drill a hole
the old-fashioned way.

38
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I don't see any irony in that.

39
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And voilą!

40
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Everybody's ice fishing.

41
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How come nobody's ice fishing?

42
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Hot cocoa break.

43
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Cocoa is for yodeling babies.

44
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If you're sober,
it isn't ice fishing.

45
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Mom, what's my temperature?

46
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50, 45, 40.

47
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It's all over.

48
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Whoo!

49
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Down at the 35!

50
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I'm really sick.

51
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Huh?
Oh, sorry.

52
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A hundred and nine.

53
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We'll check it again at halftime.

54
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You home from school, you traitor?

55
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I fell through the ice.
Cut me some slack.

56
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Nobody cut me any slack
when I broke my spine.

57
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Didn't even take a day off of work.

58
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Lot of people depend on you

59
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when you sell trampolines
door to door.

60
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Here's your homework, you lucky knob.

61
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And with a little more luck
from my seven-leaf clover,

62
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I might get sick enough
to miss the whole semester.

63
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Hey, give me that.

64
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No.

65
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Give it to me, you faker.

66
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No, you're not getting it.

67
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Ow, my underbite.

68
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Come on, Yancy,

69
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your brother's sick.

70
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You'll never have
a better chance to take him out.

71
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Dad.

72
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"Nerd search '88"?

73
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What's this?

74
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Some stupid science contest
for smartwads.

75
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NASA's going to pick one kid's
experiment to launch into space.

76
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I could make a space experiment.

77
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I just got a new thing of glitter.

78
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I'm not sure science is your thing,

79
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seeing how that chimp
at the zoo tricked you

80
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out of your allowance.

81
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Yeah, well, I'll show you
and Mr. Bananas.

82
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Anyway, I've got nothing better to do

83
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while I'm sick in bed.

84
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Wait, that's it.

85
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I'll make a space experiment
about the common cold.

86
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Where's that contest flyer?

87
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You're holding it, genius.

88
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Oh, good.

89
00:04:06,671 --> 00:04:08,548
I feel awful, but it was worth it

90
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to catch and kill this baby fish.

91
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Shmeez, what's with
the shmiffling?

92
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It's nothing.
Just a common cold.

93
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- Wha...?
- Common huh?

94
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- What the hell's a common cold?
- Is it valuable?

95
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Could it be taken from you
if you were, say, unconscious?

96
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A common... a common cold?!

97
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No, no...!

98
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Ever since Fry first came to us,

99
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I've lived in mortal terror
that this would happen.

100
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I never heard you mention that.

101
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Oh, I try to act cool, but
inside I'm freaking out.

102
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It's just a cold.

103
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What's the big deal?

104
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This is the police.

105
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An unknown pathogen has been
detected on these premises.

106
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Come out with your hands...

107
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I mean, stay in with your hands up.

108
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You are hereby quarantined
until such time

109
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as it is deemed safe to enter
and shoot your asses.

110
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Now, now, let's not
all panic at once.

111
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We'll have to take shifts.

112
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Hermes, you take the first six hours.

113
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Very well.

114
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Louder, louder!

115
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Cry baby.

116
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Look, I just have a common...

117
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Cold!

118
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It'll be gone as fast
as I can sneeze, hurl,

119
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and squirt it out.

120
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No, it won't.

121
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The common cold died out
500 years ago,

122
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and subsequently, humanity lost
all resistance to its ravages,

123
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but the virus survived in you,

124
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frozen for a thousand years.

125
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Huh, so it was hiding
deep down inside of me,

126
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like my skeleton bones?

127
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Give it to us straight, Professor.

128
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How incredibly deadly is it?

129
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We don't know.

130
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It could kill millions or nobody.

131
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I suppose it might even bring
a few people back to life.

132
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Anything is possible in science.

133
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Oh, no, I've got it, too.

134
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My nose is all gunked up with blork.

135
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And I've got a hankering
for a useless remedy

136
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created by a schoolteacher.

137
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Uh-oh, I think
I'm getting swollen glands.

138
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Screw the quarantine,
I'm out of here.

139
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Initiate containment procedure.

140
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Aah, ow, oh!

141
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Go on now.

142
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Now I'm sick.

143
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I shudder to think
what this cold will do to me.

144
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Yesterday I was nearly killed
by a tight hat.

145
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I'd be remiss if I didn't rub
your goopy noses

146
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in the fact that I'm immune.

147
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Which is why we'll all be
counting on you and you alone

148
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to nurse us through this catastrophe.

149
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Why, god?

150
00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,819
Why have I been singled out?

151
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Everyone just calm down and make
yourself a tissue walrus.

152
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Damn it, son, lose the tissues.

153
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You're ruining Thanksgiving dinner.

154
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I'm busy with my space experiment.

155
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I can't devote precious
brainpower to blowing my nose.

156
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You're never going to win
that science fair, Philip.

157
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Face it, someone
with your limited brainpower

158
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would be lucky to get a job
as a pizza delivery boy.

159
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Hey, Barack,
pizza going out, come on.

160
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Man, I have got to go
back to law school.

161
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I'm not going to wind up a loser

162
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like that guy.

163
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Sure you will.

164
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You're going to lose
the science fair,

165
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and that's who's going to beat you...

166
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Josh Gedgie, boy scientist.

167
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Pi over four radians
of pizza, please.

168
00:08:01,026 --> 00:08:02,487
What is that, about a slice?

169
00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,288
More like exactly a slice.

170
00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:07,391
Game on, Gedgie.

171
00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:10,278
Ew!

172
00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:11,529
I've had worse.

173
00:08:11,554 --> 00:08:13,031
When I was shot down over Korea,

174
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I had to eat Kimchi.

175
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He was our interpreter.

176
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Coming.

177
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What now?

178
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Humidifier.

179
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Fine.

180
00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:43,570
Yes?

181
00:08:43,736 --> 00:08:46,063
Where's that chicken soup
we asked for?

182
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Chicken, water, fire.

183
00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:51,602
You take it from there.

184
00:08:51,727 --> 00:08:55,039
This is torture...
The fever, the chills,

185
00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:58,576
and the sweating...
Amy's horrible sweating!

186
00:09:01,754 --> 00:09:03,047
That's it.

187
00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:06,551
I'm leaving
while I still have my dignity.

188
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,844
See you in the obituaries.

189
00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:16,895
How's the containment holding up?

190
00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:20,531
Without turning my head,
I'd say 100%.

191
00:09:24,902 --> 00:09:26,370
Howdy, folks, and may I say

192
00:09:26,495 --> 00:09:29,307
nice work keeping
those sickos penned up.

193
00:09:29,432 --> 00:09:31,008
Put her there.

194
00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:35,012
You, too, buddy,
and you and you and you

195
00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:38,549
and especially you.

196
00:09:41,085 --> 00:09:44,612
That robot was
a heck of a nice feller.

197
00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:49,660
You'd better stay here
during biology.

198
00:09:49,785 --> 00:09:52,964
Mrs. Jenkins dissects anything
smaller than a fifth-grader.

199
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:57,535
Well, if it isn't grandmaster phlegm.

200
00:09:57,660 --> 00:10:00,105
I heard you're entering the
NASA science competition.

201
00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:02,206
Maybe I am, L.L. Fool J.

202
00:10:02,331 --> 00:10:05,443
So what's your project... the
effects of losing on idiots?

203
00:10:05,609 --> 00:10:08,112
No, I'm gonna infect my
guinea pig with the common cold

204
00:10:08,237 --> 00:10:11,916
and launch it into space to see
if it gets cured by cosmic rays.

205
00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:15,686
Lame, though the common cold
virus does seem

206
00:10:15,811 --> 00:10:17,154
like a judge-pleaser.

207
00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:18,890
I think I'll steal that
and do an experiment

208
00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:21,501
that's slightly less very stupid.

209
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:22,827
But that's my idea.

210
00:10:22,952 --> 00:10:25,096
You are an evil, evil nerd.

211
00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:26,888
Gedgie out.

212
00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:31,068
We'll show him who's stupid.

213
00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,878
Linda?

214
00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:08,639
Borbo, the so-called common cold,

215
00:11:08,764 --> 00:11:11,042
introduced by living
fossil Philip J. Fry,

216
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:12,977
is spreading out of control.

217
00:11:13,102 --> 00:11:15,546
All citizens are advised
to wash their hands thoroughly

218
00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:17,748
after beating up Philip J. Fry.

219
00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:20,691
Phew! Lucky I'm safely
locked up here with you guys.

220
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:21,852
There he is!

221
00:11:21,877 --> 00:11:23,020
Get him!

222
00:11:23,045 --> 00:11:25,089
Ow! Ow! Ow! Wait!

223
00:11:25,214 --> 00:11:27,158
The situation is expected
to deteriorate

224
00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:30,561
as newscasters whip
the city into a panic.

225
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:33,164
Run! Run for your lives!

226
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:42,807
And finally, the heartwarming
story of a handicapped magician

227
00:11:42,932 --> 00:11:45,099
who didn't know when to give up.

228
00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:54,585
I don't like the looks of this,
Mr. President. Shall I switch it off?

229
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,853
Negative.

230
00:11:55,878 --> 00:11:58,422
Rosemary,
release the Surgeon General.

231
00:11:59,488 --> 00:12:00,624
Get in there!

232
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:02,559
Ow! It's bright out here.

233
00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:04,895
Wernstrom, the quarantine has failed.

234
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,931
Give me a worst case scenario.

235
00:12:07,056 --> 00:12:08,766
And make it grim.

236
00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:10,701
I've prepared some projections.

237
00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:12,803
Should the virus escape Manhattan,

238
00:12:12,928 --> 00:12:15,572
this is how far
it will spread in 12 hours.

239
00:12:15,697 --> 00:12:17,241
This is 24 hours.

240
00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,076
This is a verizon coverage map.

241
00:12:19,201 --> 00:12:22,713
And in 36 hours, it will have
infected the entire planet.

242
00:12:22,838 --> 00:12:23,580
Options?

243
00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:24,949
We have only one option.

244
00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,685
Protocol 62.

245
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,688
Not possible.
We don't have arly enough piranhas.

246
00:12:30,712 --> 00:12:34,049
Then protocol 63 it is.

247
00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:41,965
Hooray!

248
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,509
They're letting us out!

249
00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:46,594
And hundreds of black hovercopters
are coming to welcome us!

250
00:13:04,638 --> 00:13:06,928
They shrink-wrapped the whole city.

251
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,543
Well, it could be worse.

252
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,230
It is worse!

253
00:13:40,298 --> 00:13:42,426
They're flying
Manhattan into the sun!

254
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,347
They must have been out of piranhas.

255
00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:46,878
They're gonna kill the virus
by exposing it

256
00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:48,766
to the heat of our burning bodies!

257
00:13:48,932 --> 00:13:51,978
I'm just glad I have my wool scarf.

258
00:13:52,144 --> 00:13:53,765
What good is a wool...?

259
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:05,547
Guys! Guys, you're never
gonna believe this!

260
00:14:05,572 --> 00:14:06,664
We know!

261
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,934
They shmooped up Manhattan
and blasted us toward the sun!

262
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:13,805
They did? Oh, so that's
why this was unguarded.

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People of New New York,

264
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this is Surgeon General
Ogden Wernstrom.

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Wern...

266
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Strom!

267
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No doctor likes hurling
his patients into the sun,

268
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but since there is no way

269
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to make a vaccine
for the common cold...

270
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There is a way to make a vaccine!

271
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There is? Yay!

272
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Of course, there's a catch.

273
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Yay! Yay!

274
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So what's the catch?

275
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The vaccine requires the original,

276
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unmutated 20th-century cold virus,

277
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so I need to grind you into a paste.

278
00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,227
Professor, no!

279
00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:52,677
It's okay, Leela.

280
00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,146
This is all my fault sort of.

281
00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:55,947
If this will save you, then please,

282
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turn me into a virus milkshake.

283
00:14:57,607 --> 00:15:00,450
He consented!
You all heard it!

284
00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:15,767
Yes, sir, many of these
entries merit a ride

285
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in the mighty bosom
of our space shuttle.

286
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:22,650
And then there's
your so-called entry.

287
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:28,072
Geez! Walk much, Gedgie?

288
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:29,714
Absurd. You really think

289
00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:32,118
your guinea pig can survive
in the vacuum of space?

290
00:15:32,284 --> 00:15:34,419
He already survived
in the vacuum of my mom.

291
00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:36,539
I mean, my mom's vacuum.

292
00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:39,157
My experiment measures
the effect of microgravity

293
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on the propagation
of the common cold virus

294
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in an anaerobic environment,
I.E., space.

295
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:45,856
Impressed?

296
00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,265
Damn right I am.

297
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,734
That's some dry, emotionless science.

298
00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:51,721
Nice job, son.

299
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:58,742
Hey, wait a second!

300
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,978
I know where you can get some
20th century cold virus

301
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,331
without killing me!

302
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:05,850
Hush, lad.
I'm totally in the zone.

303
00:16:05,975 --> 00:16:08,820
We just have to find the
nerd search '88 satellite.

304
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:13,291
Oh! I don't know why
I even build these things.

305
00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:21,232
Gunnery chief Bender,
blast us out of quarantine.

306
00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:22,967
Aye aye, lady!

307
00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:28,239
Oh, fiddlepoop!

308
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,008
Our weapons aren't strong enough

309
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,276
to puncture a thin
plastic tent that thick.

310
00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:34,145
No, but theirs are!

311
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:38,935
Captain, a ship is attempting
to break the quarantine.

312
00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:41,753
Blow them to bac-o bits
with a well-placed warning shot.

313
00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:43,439
But...

314
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:44,946
Oh!

315
00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:52,296
Oops.

316
00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:54,232
We'll find that cold virus.

317
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:56,802
The nerd search satellite was
launched on the space shuttle

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and released into orbit.

319
00:16:58,461 --> 00:17:03,574
Hmm. All ancient satellites were
swept up as space junk in 2113.

320
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:04,960
I actually knew that offhand.

321
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,944
I'm facebooking right now.

322
00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:09,447
Aha!

323
00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:12,416
That satellite was scuttled
on Enceladus,

324
00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:14,819
Saturn's main dump moon.

325
00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:16,511
Let's dump it up!

326
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:28,366
This is the exact location of the dump,
but there's nothing here.

327
00:17:28,391 --> 00:17:30,168
Can we please go home and die now?

328
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,103
I'm with Bender.

329
00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:33,805
Whatever was here has been covered

330
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,973
by centuries of ice buildup.

331
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,809
No! It's under here somewhere!

332
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:40,288
We just have to bust our way down.

333
00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:41,979
Remember the code of the ice.

334
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,649
Thin and crispy, way too risky!

335
00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,759
I found the satellite!

336
00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:59,063
Let's just hope
the experiment's still in here.

337
00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:01,365
Yes! We're saved!

338
00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:06,671
And now, to present the awards,
our very special guest.

339
00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,406
He walked on the moon,

340
00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:11,375
and now he is judging
a high school science contest.

341
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,679
Truly a man who can
and will do anything:

342
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:16,180
Dr. Buzz Aldrin!

343
00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:20,885
Wow. I could have used
an introduction like that

344
00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:23,421
when I first met the moon men.

345
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,392
But seriously, there are moon men.

346
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:31,963
Okay, this year's
nerd search runner-up

347
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:35,299
is a young man who devised
a way to add and subtract

348
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:41,205
in zero gravity... vijay patel
and his calculator space hat!

349
00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:47,512
And now, the grand prize winner

350
00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:50,815
whose experiment will be
launched into space...

351
00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:55,920
Look at that cocky smirk.

352
00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:57,823
My money's on Gedgie.

353
00:18:57,989 --> 00:19:00,258
Yeah? He may have brains,
but I have heart.

354
00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:02,193
Josh Gedgie!

355
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:05,954
I'll bring the car around.

356
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:21,312
What a well-prepared virus culture.

357
00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:24,081
This will make a fine vaccine.

358
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,950
Good thing Gedgie won.

359
00:19:26,075 --> 00:19:28,353
My dumb experiment wouldn't
have lasted an hour in space,

360
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,254
let alone a thousand years.

361
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:33,824
Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over my
guinea pig in the parking lot.

362
00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:35,126
Okay.

363
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:38,396
Come on, gang,
let's go inoculate everyone

364
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:42,090
and cram Manhattan
back into its rightful hole.

365
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,911
This may hurt a little.

366
00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:55,346
Ow!

367
00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:58,382
Now I'll give you the shot.

368
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,952
You saved millions of lives, Fry.

369
00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:04,379
You should feel proud, no matter
what your dad said to you.

370
00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:18,963
You still haven't thanked me for
pulling you out of the lake, soldier.

371
00:20:19,229 --> 00:20:20,985
I could have flip-flopped out.

372
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,110
I know that.

373
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,112
Look, son, I know I give you
the business sometimes.

374
00:20:28,237 --> 00:20:31,249
But if I'm hard on you,
it's only 'cause I want you

375
00:20:31,374 --> 00:20:33,818
to grow up strong and resilient.

376
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:36,845
Some day, you may face
adversities so preposterous,

377
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,390
I can't even conceive of them.

378
00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:42,951
But I know you'll pull through
and make me proud.

379
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,257
I love you, son.

380
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,909
Now bundle up.

381
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,960
I don't want you getting frozen.