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Well, we're bankrupt
in six, five...

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Four, three...

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Two, one.

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And we're out of business.

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Good news. We're
back in business.

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We've been hired
to deliver an envelope.

7
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It's crunch time.
Let's do this.

8
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It's for you, Professor.

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Great delivery, everyone.

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You're the finest crew I've
had the honor to work with.

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Oh, my.

12
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We're being foreclosed upon.

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You're all terrible
and incompetent.

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I resent that.

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Wait, I found a loophole
in the mortgage.

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If we actually pay it,
we can keep the building.

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We just need...

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$11 million.

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And... boned.

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Oh, I suppose there's nothing
left to do but move out.

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Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch
for our new lives

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under the bridge,
while us men reminisce

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and smoke some stogies.

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We are not packing lunches,

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you walking beer commercials.

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It was you men who drove this
company into the ground.

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Remember Fry's idea to
offer free delivery?

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It got us a lot of customers.

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We're a delivery company.

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If you want
to save this company,

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you should listen
to a woman's idea for once.

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Okay. What do you got?

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An airline.

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Yeah! What?

35
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We should become
a commercial airline.

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I mean, we've got a ship,
and teleporters

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won't be invented
for another 15 years,

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according to that guy
from the future.

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Wow. That's actually
a really good idea,

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- for a woman.
- Fuff.

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What else you ladies got?

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Girls of Planet Express calendar.

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Girlie calendar?

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Great idea, Amy.

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Okay, then.
Leela, Amy,

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come to work topless tomorrow.

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Forget it. I promised myself

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I wouldn't pose naked
until I was married.

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Sorry. It's in your contract.

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"All female employees must
pose nude if requested".

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That's discriminatory.

52
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No, it's in all our contracts.

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Here's mine.

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"All female employees

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must pose nude if requested".

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Sounds fair.

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Totally on the up-and-up.
Nice work, Hermes.

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Now that's what I call
fine print.

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Okay, but good luck
making a girlie calendar

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with only two female employees.

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Hmm...

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Oh, husband.

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I'm so excited
about this new job.

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And it's excited
about you, labarbara.

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First order of business
is to put on your uniform

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and take your ID photo.

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Look, I agree

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it'd make spacewalking
more comfortable.

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But for a photo shoot,
it's a little...

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Unsavory.

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Over.

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Time is money, peaches.

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Now shut your com-link and
make love to the camera.

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And remember, I'm the camera.

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Stop actually washing

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and play with the sponges.

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But the ship is dirty.

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Eh, whatever.

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I ran out of film an hour ago.

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No, no, this won't do.

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A three month calendar?

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What is this, Mercury?

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I told you it wouldn't work.

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Well, you should have
talked louder.

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Fortunately, I came up with
a brilliant idea

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to save Planet Express.

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We'll turn it into a
commercial airline.

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But that was my idea.

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Then you should have
talked louder. What?

90
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There. It was hard work,
but it beats posing

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in demeaning, skimpy
modeling outfits.

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Ladies, here are your demeaning,
skimpy stewardess outfits.

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Beep. Beep.

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Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.

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Sorry, ma'am,

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I'll have to confiscate
your artificial kneecap.

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Okay, here you go.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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this is plane's
president speaking.

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We are cleared for takeoff.

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You put goofus and ganja
in charge?

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I'm the only trained pilot here.

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Oh, please, Leela.

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Who ever heard of a plane
with a woman president?

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Welcome to plan am
flight one to acapulsar.

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The local time on acapulsar
is five years from now.

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In the event of a wormhole
sending us back in time,

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do not kill your parents.

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If you are traveling
with small children,

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help them not to kill you

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before not killing
your own parents.

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Now please turn off
all electronic devices.

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Uh, preparing for takeoff.

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I'll kill you, my friend!

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I hope you all enjoyed
our tiny beverage service.

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Now sit back and endure
our in-flight entertainment.

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Hiya, hiya, hiya.

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So what's the deal
with airline food, hmm?

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They offer you two choices,

120
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but they're always out of one.

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By the way,
we're out of both choices.

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Shut up and put on four episodes
of the office.

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Ooh, your hands are warm.

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For a robot.

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Thanks, baby.
I don't know

126
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what you're doing back
here in the galley,

127
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'cause you got a
first class seat.

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Captain, we were supposed
to land two days ago.

129
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Is everything... hey!

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Are we at the fair yet, mommy?

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We're not at the any place.

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And we're out of fuel.

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Attention, passengers.

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Please remain seated until the
plane comes to a complete crash.

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Perhaps we should reconsider
the girlie calendar.

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Flight attendant's log:

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We've crash near a river of Mercury

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on a lifeless mineral world.

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Supplies are low, cannibalism
imminent, radio busted.

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Our one hope is to
form a society.

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Okay, then. Men,
let's get hunting.

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The womenfolk can cook
what we catch.

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No one put you
in charge, husband.

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I'm the only one here
who ever ran a society.

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Roller derby is not a society.

146
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Well, let's put it
to a vote, then.

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All in favor of the
jamocha thunderclap?

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That would be me.

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Practically no one.

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All in favor of me?

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Eight to eight.
It's a tie.

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We can't trust a woman's math.

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Count again.

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Greetings, soft ones.

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Who among you is your leader?

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- He is.
- She is.

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Curious.

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You are a diarchic society?

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Um... maybe.

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Whatever we are,
I'm the leader of it.

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Leader? Fat man, you
couldn't even run a bath.

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Well, you sure can run
something... your mouth!

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Silence.

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Even a young pebble could see

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your race is divided
based on the configuration

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of your 23rd chromosome.

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What?
You mean along gender lines?

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Gender?

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Yeahs.
You knows guyses, galses,

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in that order. Ows.

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I am not familiar
with this concept of gender.

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My species has only a single
gender, known as neuchacho.

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Interesting. Come on, men.
Let's kill him.

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Your genders differ
in many ways.

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But, as with all things
that are different,

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chocolate and vanilla,

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Mac and PC,

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one is always clearly better.

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Chocolate, Mac, men.
The end.

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Well, I've got nothing to do for
the next eight million years.

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Therefore, I will administer
a series of tests

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to determine
the superior gender.

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Who can drink the most sulfur?

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Test inconclusive.
Test number two:

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Who can drink the most arsenic?

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Just ask us some damn questions.

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Very well. Which is larger,

188
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an Italian size four or
an American apparel medium?

189
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How many calories are
in a small green tea yogurt?

190
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Name any 12
of the desperate housewives.

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How was your day?

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Test complete.
What is the score?

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Uh... men five, women less.

194
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Hey. He's lying.
Obviously.

195
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That was a test
to see who could lie better.

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The men win that round.

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In your face,
decumbent urinators.

198
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So far, I have learned nothing.

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But that's probably
as much my fault as yours.

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The time has come
for the final test.

201
00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,830
We usually call it
the lightning round.

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00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:05,430
As you may have noticed,
it's getting hotter here.

203
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,860
It's nice.

204
00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,260
Too hot.

205
00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,430
Did one of you chicks
change the thermostat?

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00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,979
Tomorrow morning,
this planet makes

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its closest pass to the sun.

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00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:17,970
You will all be boiled alive,
like retired circus animals

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00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,210
unless you somehow can cross
the great alkali plains

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00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,010
and reach shelter in
the cave of Harmony.

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00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,720
That sounds hard.

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00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:28,020
Whichever gender

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00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,385
reaches the cave will survive.

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00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,790
And may the inferior gender

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00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:31,990
burst into something.

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00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:34,120
Flames, I guess.

217
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:47,840
Uh-oh.

218
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,386
I think we're walking
in circles.

219
00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,140
I recognize the pattern
of striations

220
00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,610
on that gypsum formation.

221
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,540
Also my shoe that fell off.

222
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,680
Oh, god.
We're all gonna die in agony.

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00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:57,950
Howdy there.

224
00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,980
You fellas need some directions?

225
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,920
No, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.

226
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,990
Keep it up, sistren.

227
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,460
Only a few more miles
to the cave.

228
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,130
Let's just buckle down and...

229
00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,560
Oh, look!

230
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,130
A clearance sale!

231
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,530
What?! Where?

232
00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,770
I believe that sale was just a mirage.

233
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,710
Now we're gonna die
without so much

234
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,480
as a factory-second clutch
purse to show for it.

235
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,180
It would have been nice

236
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,680
to shop at Tommy hilfiger
one last time.

237
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,680
It wasn't Tommy hilfijigger.

238
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,380
It was linens 'n things!

239
00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:36,990
The hell it was.

240
00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,790
It was a juicy couture.

241
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:41,690
I guess we all saw
what we wanted to see.

242
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,790
We can't make it tonight.

243
00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,600
We'll set up camp here
by this shoe.

244
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:50,170
Oh, gentlemen,
when that sun rises

245
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,530
in the morning, we're toast.

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00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,770
These are
our last moments together.

247
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,670
So if one's got
any good fart jokes,

248
00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:59,780
now would be the time.

249
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,580
It's a shmundred degrees,

250
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:05,480
and all we have to drink
are non-diet sodas.

251
00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,856
It's gonna ruin my figure.

252
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,280
It, I forgot

253
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:10,990
that amana here
is a refrigerator.

254
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,860
If we could supercharge her
freon with a gas compressor,

255
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,560
we might survive the heat
and make to the cave.

256
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:17,990
Hey, yeah!

257
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,230
But the only gas compressor
on this planet

258
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,300
is inside Bender's ass.

259
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,670
Was that a fart joke?

260
00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,400
Because I don't
find those amusing.

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00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,800
No one does.

262
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:29,000
Nevertheless,
Bender's gas blaster

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00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,610
may be our only hope.

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00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,490
Wife?

265
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,896
What are you doing with Bender's

266
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,036
shiny metal gas compressor?

267
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,590
None of your bizmarkie.

268
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,160
Wait a second.

269
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,000
What's that doo-wah
in your ditty bag?

270
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,400
Uh, uh...

271
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,070
Okay, so we were hot.

272
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:59,000
I stole amana's freon coil

273
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,146
so we could hook it up to
Bender's ass and build a cooler.

274
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:03,440
You are no better than me,

275
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,340
you shifty tree skink.

276
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,040
How do you live with yourself?

277
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:09,710
Damn it, woman, you're
making me highly selassie!

278
00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,780
Oh, don't you talk
to me that way,

279
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,150
you big, hairy Belafonte.

280
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,700
Oh, you're cookin me back bacon.

281
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,470
Thank you, woman.

282
00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:31,600
That's not back-bacon!

283
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,570
That's your back bakin'!

284
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh no! We overslept!

285
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,741
The Mercury river is boiling.

286
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,910
Can't breathe...

287
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,910
Lungs burning...

288
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,890
My lucky shoe!

289
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,860
Good-bye cruel me.

290
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,240
I learned that from a movie.

291
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:21,920
I find both genders
supremely disappointing.

292
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:25,190
The real reason I administered
this bizarre, outer space test

293
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,060
was to teach you
to work together.

294
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,790
But you couldn't.

295
00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,990
Thanks to you, I lost my
bet with the borax kid.

296
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,600
Never bet against me being stupid.
Enough.

297
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,930
Your gender differences have
kept you from achieving Harmony.

298
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,270
There is only one way
to resolve this conflict.

299
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,580
Wait, why didn't that hurt?

300
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,950
My wingwang's gone!

301
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,580
My girls!

302
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:53,680
My antennae!

303
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,680
My kajigger!

304
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,050
My gonopores!

305
00:14:58,550 --> 00:14:59,550
Look it up.

306
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,860
I have freed you from
the tyranny of gender.

307
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:09,400
Now go in peace.

308
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,000
Or actually, stay here.

309
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,100
I'll go in peace.

310
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:20,270
Good news, neuchachos.

311
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,410
The ship is nearly repaired.

312
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,350
Work goes fasters withouts no
secondary sex characteristicses

313
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:28,280
at which to hoot.

314
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:31,020
Now who wants to sings
some Christopher cross songs?

315
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,790
Look, associates, I made a
hammock from our clothing.

316
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,290
How industrious.

317
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,260
Do you mind if we
sleep with you?

318
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,330
I have no opinion.

319
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,170
Well, good night.

320
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,870
Everyone got along so well today.

321
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,710
Yes, this place is like
a neutered utopia.

322
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,340
A neutopia.

323
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:01,780
I enjoy humor where
no one gets hurt.

324
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,850
Your companionship
is inoffensive, Hermes.

325
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,120
Likewise.

326
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:09,890
Really, what are we missing out on by not
having sex right now?

327
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,020
Well...

328
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,730
Give us back our genitals!

329
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,100
Is that you, borax kid?

330
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,270
I've got your 50 bucks.

331
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,800
Oh, it's you.

332
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,470
Why do you want your genders?

333
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,200
You seem happier without them.

334
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:28,040
Being human isn't just
about being happy.

335
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:30,010
It's about loving, and fighting,

336
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,350
and that rasta mcnasty
we were doing last night.

337
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,850
We want that back.

338
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,280
Very well.

339
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,196
Perhaps it is I
who have learned a lesson...

340
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,290
Or something.

341
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,560
Now what?

342
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:50,000
I have decided, after little
thought, to return your genders.

343
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,910
Not cool, bro!

344
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,810
Our genders are all reversed.

345
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:03,740
Now I got a whatchacallit
instead of a kajigger,

346
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,280
you stupid whatchacallit!

347
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:10,380
Okay, stop yelling at me.

348
00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,080
It was an innocent mistake.

349
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,120
Allow me to rectify it.

350
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:21,730
I got your distress call and
came as quickly as I wanted to.

351
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,130
No need to thank me.

352
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,800
What's your problem, homes?

353
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,770
Now we'll be stuck
like this forever!

354
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,870
Chill out, dude.

355
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:32,040
Well, hello from the neck down.

356
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,040
Thank you for your patronage.

357
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,740
We know you have a choice
in airlines,

358
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,180
and you made the wrong one.

359
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,310
No refunds.

360
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,420
Aren't we going to cuddle?

361
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,360
Woman, I'm tired.

362
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,060
I'm sorry.

363
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,000
It's just...
I need my sleep.

364
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,430
I gotta get up five times
a night to Xbox.

365
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,030
I understand.

366
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,170
Womanhood also takes
some getting used to.

367
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,840
For example, did you know there
are more than two feelings?

368
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:09,940
I only need one feeling...
Love for you, wifey-man.

369
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,080
Ooh, your manwich!

370
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,360
No wonder it's such
a mess in there.

371
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,060
These bad boys are hard to aim.

372
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,930
I hate being a man.

373
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:29,330
I smell bad, my face
is scratchy,

374
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,800
and the food at those
strip clubs is terrible.

375
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,830
Crappin' a.

376
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,870
Still, I'm sure the women are
having an even harder time.

377
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,410
O.m.g.!

378
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,840
Being chicks is so much fun.

379
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:46,310
Now when I say stupid things,
guys all laugh and buy me stuff.

380
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,210
Ugh. What a skank.

381
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,780
Anyway, Planet Express
is still facing foreclosure.

382
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,750
There's no way
we can raise enough money

383
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,050
to save this company.

384
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,420
Wait. What about
the girlie calendar?

385
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,960
Well, that won't work, remember?

386
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:01,230
We only have three women
on staff...

387
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:05,430
"All female employees must
pose nude if requested".

388
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,130
And it is requested.

389
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,500
Let's just hope we can sell

390
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,470
enough of these calendars
by tomorrow.

391
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,470
We sold enough of those
calendars since yesterday!

392
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,410
Thank god most of our fans
are huge perverts.

393
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,520
Who are you, stranger?

394
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,420
Well, madam,
folks call me the Borax Kid.

395
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,260
My friend,

396
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,860
the other rock alien,

397
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,576
died without setting
your genitals to right.

398
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,330
So I reckon it's up to me
to sex you up proper.

399
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,670
Huh?

400
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,410
My girls are back!

401
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,340
Ow!

402
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:27,810
Yay!

403
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,520
So what did you like better, my
love being a man or a woman?

404
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:34,220
I don't care what parts I have,

405
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,360
as long as they
interlock with yours.

406
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:39,490
Ah, marriage.

407
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,230
It combines the contentedness
of being neutered,

408
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,130
with the occasional sex
of being not.

409
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:49,470
Well, I best mosey
on down to the landing.

410
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,546
Sounds like the feldspar queen
is about to set sail.

411
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:54,770
You folks watch
your genitals now.

412
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,380
And that's that.

413
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,619
What I miss?