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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!

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♪♪

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Welcome back.
Our next guest...

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has been teaching the world
to cook for over 20 years.

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But apparently,
my wife hasn't been listening.

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[ Audience Laughing ]Oh, funny.

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I will destroy her!

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And now, extend
a formulated greeting
to Master Chef Elzar!

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[ Audience Applauding,  Cheering ]

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So, Elzar, what will you
be cooking for Morbo
to devour with his mighty jaws?

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Morbo, I'm gonna
whip you up a nice,

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unnameable horror from beyond,
with mango chutney.

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Pathetic humans,
prepare to write down
the recipe!

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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Hey, what's with
all the pots and pans?

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You building a wife?Part of one.

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Meantime, I'm cooking up
a tasty Sunday brunch
for my best friends.

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[ Whirring ]♪♪ [ Humming ]

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♪♪ [ Humming Continues ]

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Uh, brunch. Right.

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I better warn-- tell--
warn-tell the others.

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Okeydokey.
♪♪ [ Humming ]

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Ooh.Nice.

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Yes, it's a perfect
scale model of
the universe's largest bottle.

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I put a tiny spaceship inside
to keep it from being boring.

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Oh!

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Get! For the last time,
Zoidberg,

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look with your eyes,
not your claws.

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Brace yourselves.
Bender is making us brunch.

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[ All Gasp ]Oh, God, my tract.

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He's so proud
of his awful cooking.

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If we don't eat it,
he'll be crushed.

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All right. Don't panic.
If we can get to the ship,

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we can fly north and hide
under the polar ice caps
for a few weeks.

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Good idea.What's the holdup?

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Fleeing somewhere?

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[ Clears Throat ]

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With you blocking
the only escape route?
Don't be silly.

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In that case, brunch is served.
Let's go.

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Move it out.
Stop crying, Leela.

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[ Leela Crying ]

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Zoidberg, are you coming?

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Sure. Me?

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Because I don't want
you touching that thing.

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I know that.

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Surrender your mysteries
to Zoidberg.

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[ Slurping Sound ]

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Oh!
[ Screams ] [ Glass Shatters ]

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Oh, no!
Professor will hit me.

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But if Zoidberg fixes it,
then perhaps gifts.

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Oh!
[ Screams ]

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[ Groaning ]
Ow. What?

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Oh!

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Today, I've personalized
each of your meals.

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For example, Amy, you're cute,
so I baked you a pony.

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[ Disgusted Groans ]

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Come on! Eat!
I slaved all day
over a filthy stove.

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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[ Groans ]This is terrible!

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Good thing I secretly installed
this wormhole in the table.

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Where does
the other end come out?You know, I'm not quite sure.

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[ Groans ]
Dear me.

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♪♪ [ Humming ][ Dings ]

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The pie is ready. You guys
like swarms of things, right?

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[ Chittering ]

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Casual hello.
It's me, Zoidberg.
Act naturally.

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Ouch. Ouch.

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!Oh! Ah! Get off of me. Stop.

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How interesting, Dr. Zoidberg.
Do go on.

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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Hey, check out
the palm tree.

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It only gets sick
when I cook brunch.

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How's that for a coincidence,
Professor,

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with all your precious science?

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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Man, I don't wanna
hurt Bender's feelings,

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but this food actually
tastes better as vomit.

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It's unbearable.
How much do you think it would
cost to get my tongue removed?

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[ Sobbing ]

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[ Sobbing Continues ]

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[ Sobbing ]
And this time I mean it!

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[ Siren Wailing ]

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[ Sobbing Continues ]

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[ Squealing ]

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[ Sobbing Continues ]

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Aw, who am I kidding?

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It was stupid of me
to ever dream
of becoming a chef.

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I don't have what it takes,
and nothing can change that!

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[ Sobbing ]

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Then it's settled.
Elzar will teach me to cook.

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Absolutely not!

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But I watch your show.
You owe me.

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I owe you nothing.
For starters,
your antenna's in my crotch.

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Also, I hate you.
And finally,
you can't cook for squat.

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[ Sobbing ]

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What was
the first one again?I hate you.

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- I thought that was number two.
- I knocked it up a notch.

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Bam!

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Oh, I'll never recombobulate
this ship.

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When the professor finds out,
he'll tear me a new cloaca!

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[ Sobbing ]

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Wait. What would
the robot do?

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Frame someone! [ Door Opens ]

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- What up?
- [ Sinister Laughter ]

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[ Water Running ]

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♪ I'm walkin' on sunshine
Hmm-mm-mm ♪

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♪♪ [ Humming ] ♪ Sunshine ♪♪

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♪♪ [ Humming, Gargling ]

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It's over.
My dream of being a chef...

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is deader than the cat
I'm sitting on.

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Gus, old chum, let's give
a friendly welcome
to this new robo.

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- What did you call me?
- A robo. You know,
a robot hobo.

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Oh, okay.
I thought you said "romo."

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No offense intended,
my filthy friend.

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In fact, why not join us
and ride the space rails?

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[ Horn Blaring ]

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Get ready.
We's gonna jump off at
that switching prism up ahead.

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We're going nearly
the speed of light,
so, uh, roll when you land.

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[ All Grunting, Shouting ]

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Ow.

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Welcome to Bumbase Alpha,
the biggest hobo jungle
in the quadrant.

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Eh. I've seen bigger.

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Oh, wait.
I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.

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[ Both Sniffing ]

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Mmm!Mmm!

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Wait. A pie with
hobo-lifting aroma?
Who baked it?

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Helmut Spargle.
He used to be
the greatest chef ever.

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His restaurant
was so high-tone,

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the only way
to get reservations...

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was to create
a parallel universe where
you already had reservations.

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Yep. I once et there
back when I what was a senator.

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Yo, Spargle.
If you're such a great cook,
how'd you end up in this dump?

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[ Sighs ]

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Ages ago, I was the host
of a TV show--

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Down-home Country Kitchen
With Helmut Spargle.

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But one day, the Extreme Soda Company...

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that sponsored the show decided it was too old-fashioned.

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Spargle, you're fired.

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We need a chef who can attract
today's younger,

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more extreme
cooking show viewer.

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Elzar!Get lost, old man!

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Bam!

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Meinsoufflé!

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Elzar had been seduced by
the dark side of cooking--

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cilantro, mango salsa,

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raspberry vinaigrette.

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That twizzler!

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As for me,
I went temporarily insane...

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and wound up here,
making pies out of shoes.

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My story's a lot like yours,

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only more interesting
'cause it involves robots.

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That jerk Elzar ruined my dream
of being a chef too.

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Interesting.
You wish to cook,

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but as a robot,
you have no sense of taste.

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Oh, it's so unfair!

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I have eight other senses,
but I'd trade them all,

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even "smision,"
to be able to taste.

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You don't understand.
Without the distraction
of taste,

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your mind is free to touch
the Zen of pure flavor.

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You could become
the greatest chef ever!

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- I could?
- Yes.

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Just as Beethoven
was a great composer
because he was deaf.

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Or like how Rembrandt
was blind and had wooden hands.

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Bender, hear me well.
I shall train you.

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But first you must forget
everything you know
about cooking.

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[ Whirring ]Done.

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♪ You're the best around ♪

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♪ And nothing's gonna ever  keep you down ♪

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♪ You're the best around ♪

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♪ And nothing's gonna ever  keep you down ♪

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♪ You're the best around ♪

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♪ Nothing's gonna ever  keep you down ♪[ Grunting ]

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♪ Down ♪

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♪ You're the best around ♪

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♪ Nothing's gonna ever  keep you down ♪

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♪ You're the best around ♪♪Wow.

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That's right, Ricardo.

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A ship in a bottle.

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What's that?
Hang on. I'll look.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Man ] Hola, profesor.
¿Qué pasa?

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I've gathered you all here
in the accusing parlor,

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because one of you
is a miniature shipwrecker.

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[ Gasps ]
I'm acting astonished.

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Certain clues suggest that
the culprit is none other
than our own...

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Philip J. Fry![ All Gasp ]

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- What?
- Oh, it was a brilliant scheme,

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but you made one fatal mistake--
leaving this confession note!

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- Fry, you scoundrel!
- I don't remember any of that.

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But I don't have the wherewithal
to defend myself.

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Then I have no choice but
to charge you the full cost
of the materials-- $10.

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- [ Gasps ]
- There you go.

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What have I done?

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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Your training is complete,
little dessert spoon.

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Now, just as the man who wishes
to be world chess champion...

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must win at least
one game of chess,

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so must you serve
at least one edible meal.

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Succeed,
and I shall reveal to you...

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the age-old secret...

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[ Whispering ]
of perfect flavor.

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[ All Gasping, Murmuring ]Oh, yeah!

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- Slop's on!
- Fine-lookin' eats.

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[ Gulps ]

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It is... acceptable.[ All Cheering ]

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Yahoo! Another thing
I'm great at.

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Wait. Why'd you
stop eating, master?

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Because... my stomach
is about to explode.

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- [ All Gasping ]
- What? My dinner killed you?

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- Aw, man!
- Oh, it hurts.

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But don't lose confidence.

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The important thing
is that you defeat Elzar
after I am gone.

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And using this,
you cannot fail.

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Ooh, a diamond vial
of Mrs. Dash?

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No. It is the essence
of pure flavor.

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A few drops will cause
the inner perfection...

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of any dish to blossom forth.[ Explosion ]

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[ Groans ]

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There goes my...
[ Groans ]
life.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ All Gasp ]I'll avenge you, master.

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I swear, in the presence
of these drunken bums,

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that I shall defeat Elzar!

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Oh, I'm not drunk.
I'm mentally ill.

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But I likes what-what you said.

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Elzar, I'm a walking pile of your unfinished business!

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Why, you--[ Shouts ]

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Helmut Spargle
has a message for you!

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He says, "Ooh, I'm dead."

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Spargle, huh? What'd he do,
bland himself to death?

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No. He was eating
some food I made,

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and by a crazy coincidence
his stomach exploded.

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Now I'm here to avenge him!

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Okay, but it seems like
you're the one who killed him.

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Maybe so,
but you are his sworn enemy.

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I challenge you
to a battle of the chefs!

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- [ Gasps ]
- Scandalous.

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Very well.
We'll meet on the ancient
televised battleground...

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of Kitchen Coliseum.

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Whose ever meal is best
will claim the title
of Iron Cook.

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Iron Cook, eh? I can't lose.
I'm 30% iron.

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You're goin' down!

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Uh, also,
I had a reservation for one,
under "Dr. Bender."

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[ Announcer ] Please welcome the superintendent ofKitchen Coliseum,

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Chairman Koji!

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No robot chef has ever competed here,

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but today, one has barged his way in...

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to challenge for the title of--

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[ Heavy Accent ]
Iron-a Cook-oo-ooh!

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- [ Audience Applauding ]
- Yeah, you show him!

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Let's meet today's
celebrity judges.

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Captain of
the Harlem Globetrotters,
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

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Konnichiwa,brother.

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TV anchor-monster, Morbo.

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Greetings, pathetic host.

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And a woman who ended a thousand-year galactic war...

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with her apple dandies, Martha Stewart's head.

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The secret is fresh pork.

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[ Announcer ] And now, Chairman Koji will present...

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the theme ingredient to be used in every dish today.

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If it's chicken,
chicken à la King.

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If it's fish, fish à la King.
If it's turkey, fish à la King.

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Soylent Green-ooh!

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[ Announcer ] Soylent Green, a classic ingredient of gourmet cooking.

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And the battle is on!

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Aki, what's Elzar making?

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Well, Hiroke-san,
when I asked him,

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he asked what business
it was of mine...

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and conjectured that
my mother was a prostitute.

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In the English countryside,
many prostitutes decorate
their rooms with festive gourds.

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[ Woman ] Thirty minutes to go.

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[ Grunting ]

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-[ Announcer ]  Look at Bender roll that dough!-I've never seen such confident,

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powerful strokes
of the ass.

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- You've never seen mine.
- No, I haven't.

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[ Woman ] Fifteen minutes remaining.

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[ Announcer ] The Iron Cook is bringing in his signature creation--

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a working pastry replica of downtown Venice.

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♪♪ [ Singing In Italian ]

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Commemorative turkey basters.

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Get your commemorative
turkey basters.

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Yo, hook me up.
My turkey is dry,
and I've tried everything.

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All right.
Never mind.

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Oh, the guilt.
The unbearable guilt!

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[ Woman ] Fifteen seconds.

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Bam![ Squeals ]

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Ten seconds.[ Grunting ]

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[ Groaning ]

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Master Spargle,
if you can hear me up there...

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in that ditch where I left you,
this is for you.

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[ Gong Bangs ]

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Time up-ooh!

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[ Announcer ] The Iron Cook Neptunian has gone all out to please the judges.

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He's even garnished the salad with $100 bills.

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Let's see what they think.

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[ Slurps ]
Mmm, Soylent Green
is my kind of people.

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Scrumptious! Morbo will
store this in his sack
for future digestion.

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I'm swimming in
my own soylent waste.
It's a good thing.

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[ Gong Bangs ]

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[ Announcer ] Next up, challenger Bender,

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a student of the legendary Helmut Spargle.

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Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

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[ Muffled Grunts ]

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Ooh, delicious.

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This food looks kind of funky,

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but it tastes kind of "funk-ay!"

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The challenger's ugly food
has shown us...

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that even hideous things
can be sweet on the inside.

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[ Sobbing ]

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[ Announcer ] And now, judgment.

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The winner will become  the new Iron Cook.

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- The loser is doomed to scrub.
- [ Insects Buzzing ]

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Whose confection will achieve perfection?

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Whose food stuff will be the good stuff?

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Challenger-er Bender-er! [ Gong Bangs ]

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[ All Cheering ]

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That's my robot!
I own him!

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You honor me, Chairman Koji.

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Domo arigato,
Mr. Roboto.

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Chairman-san,
I came here with one goal--

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to humiliate Elzar
in a large stadium.

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- I believe I've done that.
- No question.

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But the true Zen of flavor
is not found in a coliseum.

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It is found in a small kitchen
with friends.

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That is why I decline the title
of Iron Cook,

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and accept only the lesser title
of Zinc Saucier,

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which I just made up.

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Also, it comes with
double prize money.

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[ Cheering ]

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Wait!
Everyone must know!

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I broke the professor's
bottled ship. [ Audience Gasping ]

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And what is worse,
I framed my dearest friend, Fry.

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[ Sobbing ]

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I can never repay him his $10,

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so I must take
the only honorable path,
what with the killing myself.

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[ Shouts ]

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[ Gasping ]

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Here I go already.

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Huh?[ Shouts ]

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That sword cost
5,000 dollar!

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Fry did it.
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.

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And that's how I defeated Elzar,

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thanks to Spargle's
magic liquid.

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Yes, we were there.
And we just finished
watching it again on TV.

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Hmm? Let me see
that vial, Bender.

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[ Whirring ][ Gasps ]

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Good Lord!
According to the spectrolizer,

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Spargle's magic ingredient
was water, ordinary water!

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- [ All Gasp ]
- No!
- Ah!

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So the real gift Spargle
gave you was confidence--

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the confidence
to be your best.

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Yes, ordinary water
laced with nothing more...

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than a few spoonfuls of L.S.D.

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The important thing is
by my standards,
I won fair and square.

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Now, who wants brunch,

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cooked with plenty of...
confidence?

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[ Shouts of Affirmation ]

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♪♪ [ Psychedelic Rock ]