1 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:06,441 [ Man ] One, two. One, two, three. 2 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:41,297 Yes. Good thing I noticed the similar shapes. 3 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:46,352 [ Hermes ] Planet Express stockholders, I present our Chief Executive Officer, 4 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:49,741 Professor Hubert Farnsworth!Oh? 5 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:53,525 [ Cheering ]There he is! Take it off! 6 00:00:53,661 --> 00:00:58,271 W-Where am I?Move forward! Walk into the light! 7 00:00:58,405 --> 00:01:00,755 Oh, God! I'm dead! 8 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,716 Well, no matter. 9 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:07,546 Thank you all for coming. I don't recognize any of you, 10 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:10,236 nor can I recall why I am here. 11 00:01:10,373 --> 00:01:12,253 Now, without further ado, 12 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,026 a film highlighting Planet Express, Inc.'s... 13 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,292 latest fiscal year.[ Applause ] 14 00:01:17,424 --> 00:01:21,434 [ Man Narrating ] Planet Express is on the move! 15 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:23,818 For this hip, young delivery company, 16 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:28,003 tomorrow is today, and today is yesterday. 17 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,181 You heard me. 18 00:01:31,394 --> 00:01:33,314 It was a year of soaring profits... 19 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:36,751 and significant one-time losses. 20 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:41,452 Psst! Watching myself work is making me hungry. 21 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,539 Help me find some food somewhere. 22 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:46,798 I'll not only help you find it, I'll help you do more to it. 23 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:49,542 [ Keyboard Clacking ][ Giggles ] 24 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,594 Ooh, a bot-mitzvah! Shalom hunger. 25 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:55,591 Shalom free food. 26 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:59,813 No shellfish![ High-pitched Yelp ] That is so unfair. 27 00:01:59,944 --> 00:02:01,994 [ Snort ] Tell me about it. 28 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:04,211 ♪♪ [ Klezmer ] [ Partyers Chattering ] 29 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,263 So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot-Jesus? 30 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:18,176 We believe he was built, and that he was a very well-programmed robot. 31 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,182 But he wasn't our Messiah. 32 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:24,583 [ Narrator ] And so our company flames onwards. 33 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,669 Planet Express! Limitless potential, boundless horizons! 34 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,590 The unstoppable juggernaut of the corporate universe! 35 00:02:32,716 --> 00:02:35,676 It's been a terrible year, people. 36 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,807 The company is on the verge of bankruptcy. 37 00:02:37,939 --> 00:02:40,249 [ Collective Gasp ]Oh, no. But the movie-- 38 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:43,247 Was a substantial loss for the company.[ Pointer Beeps ] 39 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:47,169 The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages, 40 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:51,816 while the green slice represents an $8.00 bank error in our favor. 41 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:54,044 This toads the wet sprocket. 42 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,484 - What about our thousands of shares of stock? - Worthless. 43 00:02:56,610 --> 00:03:00,830 I'll kill you!I own one share of Planet Kajigger, 44 00:03:00,962 --> 00:03:03,182 so I'm entitled to some answers. 45 00:03:03,312 --> 00:03:06,712 Question one: Why does no one visit me in my home? 46 00:03:06,837 --> 00:03:10,537 'Cause your apartment smells like Poly Grip and cat pee! 47 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:14,538 [ Fry Gasps ] This is perfect for me! 48 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,897 Question. Do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to get the free-- 49 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,416 [ Groans ] You didn't let me finish! 50 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,940 I was going to say "to get the free food!" 51 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:28,734 [ Voracious Munching ] 52 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:33,170 My name's Joe, and I'm a defrostee.[ Group ] Hello, Joe. 53 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:36,390 When I was frozen, giant carrots ruled the Earth. 54 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,310 But now they don't. It takes some getting used to. 55 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:45,007 Back in the 1980s, I was the toast of Wall Street. 56 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:48,437 I was havin' whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken. 57 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:52,445 But then, I was diagnosed with terminal bone-itis. 58 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:54,449 Bone-itis? [ Sputtering Laugh ] 59 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:56,371 That's a funny name for a horrible disease. 60 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,317 There was no cure at the time. 61 00:03:58,454 --> 00:04:00,814 One drug company was close, but I arranged... 62 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:03,326 a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. 63 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:07,380 Made a cool hundred mil. [ Laughs, Coughs ] 64 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:14,115 Naturally, I froze myself until a cure was found. 65 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:17,343 And now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top... 66 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:19,563 '80s-style. 67 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:25,308 As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I faced different challenges. 68 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:29,439 The hardest thing was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum. 69 00:04:29,572 --> 00:04:31,622 [ Sympathetic Murmurs ] 70 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:34,009 Hey, buddy, I'm from the same time as you. 71 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,583 Remember that song, "Safety Dance"?Sure do. 72 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,631 ♪ We can dance Dun-dun, dun-dun ♪ 73 00:04:38,755 --> 00:04:41,145 ♪ Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-- ♪♪ 74 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,811 [ Both Laugh ] 75 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,195 You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was. 76 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:49,329 I tell ya, two go-go '80s Reaganauts like us, 77 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,993 - we could rule this world! - No question. 78 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,507 If only someone would give us a shot. 79 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:57,561 They're scared of our raw power. Oh, but if you want a job, 80 00:04:57,687 --> 00:04:59,777 I could beg everyone at the company where I work. 81 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:03,518 Awesome. Awesome to the max! 82 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:08,351 And finally, the post office meter is for business mail only. 83 00:05:08,481 --> 00:05:12,271 Ah, come on! I've got a lot of ransom notes to send! 84 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,839 Enough talk! It's time for action! 85 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:19,226 I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat. 86 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:22,672 - Second. - I move that your cat stinks and is ugly. 87 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,240 - Second. - I move that we vote on... 88 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,327 a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep! 89 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:31,027 And also that my cat smells good and is pretty. 90 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,766 Second. 91 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:35,676 Very well. I nominate the professor! 92 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:37,862 Second. Second. Second. I'm your man! 93 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:40,428 I vote my 10,000 shares for the professor. 94 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,427 Yeah, the professor!Me too! Me? 95 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,560 I nominate that guy! Not just because he has a suit, 96 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:50,354 but because he knows about business and stuff, and he has a tie. 97 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,350 [ All Murmuring ] 98 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:55,221 My shares still count if they went through the washing machine, right? 99 00:05:57,225 --> 00:06:01,355 Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number, I'd say-- 100 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:05,930 Now, hold on there. Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the mysterious stranger. 101 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:10,590 Forty thousand? How come you have four times as much stock as the rest of us? 102 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:14,158 Scruffy believes in this company. [ Sniffles ] 103 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:17,936 Then we have a tie, and in the event of a tie... 104 00:06:18,072 --> 00:06:20,812 the professor, as current C.E.O., remains-- 105 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:24,474 I demand the floor! I may only have one share, 106 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,650 but I get to vote, same as anyone. 107 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:29,036 And I'm voting against the cat hater! 108 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,610 Isn't that right, kitty?[ Meows ] 109 00:06:31,738 --> 00:06:35,348 Hey! You ate my change![ Cat Jingling ] 110 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:39,656 Then it's settled. The new chief executive officer... 111 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,750 of Planet Express Corporation is... 112 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,749 That Guy! 113 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,490 ♪ Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-- ♪ 114 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:56,461 Please welcome our new Chief Executive Officer, That Guy! 115 00:06:57,547 --> 00:07:00,637 Yay! Whoo-whoo-whoo! 116 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:04,947 Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people, sheep and sharks. 117 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,076 Anyone who's a sheep is fired. 118 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:10,169 Who's a sheep? Uh, excuse me. 119 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:12,168 Which is the one people like to hug? 120 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,480 Gutsy question. You're a shark. 121 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:17,868 Sharks are winners, and they don't look back, 'cause they don't have necks. 122 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:21,442 Necks are for sheep. 123 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:24,881 I am proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks, 124 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:29,579 and I am gonna lead you to the top in this industry of-- of-- 125 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,969 [ Whispers ] Package delivery.Package delivery? 126 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:35,373 Oh, God! Fantastic! 127 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,537 Now, the first order of business... 128 00:07:37,673 --> 00:07:40,023 is to blame everything on the guy before me. 129 00:07:40,154 --> 00:07:43,904 Professor?I'll ruin you like I ruined this company! 130 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,198 Terrific. Question number one-- 131 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:48,214 What was your overall business plan? 132 00:07:48,336 --> 00:07:52,206 [ Stammering ] Business plan, uh, yes. 133 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:55,001 I keep it here, right next to my heart. 134 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:02,053 This isn't a business plan. It's an escape plan. 135 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,567 So long, suckers! 136 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:07,701 [ Giggling ] 137 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:10,664 Fry, as a fellow '80s dollar jockey, 138 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:14,193 I'm makin' you my new vice chairman.Wahoo! 139 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,579 I'm rollin' up the corporate ramp! [ Chortles ] 140 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,933 [ Zoidberg ] It's the end of the line.We're ruined! 141 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:23,852 What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain? 142 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,676 [ Gravelly Voice ] Thank you. Come again. 143 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:32,252 That's what I call a hostile makeover. 144 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:36,520 - Hair gel? - No, thanks. I make my own. [ Grease Squishing ] 145 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,180 - [ Signal Twitters, Dings ] - [ Pedestrians Whirring ] 146 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,402 This company's gonna shoot straight to the top... 147 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,620 and stay there, like Cyndi Lauper. 148 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:58,540 I ask you, who is the number one delivery service on Earth? 149 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,668 - Is it Planet Express, master? - [ Laughs ] 150 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,802 Is this guy a shark or what? 151 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:05,813 Seriously, though, we stink out loud. 152 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,326 Here's the big Enchirito-- 153 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:12,115 Mom's Friendly Delivery Company. 154 00:09:12,246 --> 00:09:15,766 We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil. 155 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:19,473 - Ours is small and neutral. - Switzerland is small and neutral. 156 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:23,041 We're more like Germany-- ambitious and misunderstood. 157 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:25,781 Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. 158 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,353 But do we really have the pure strength of will? 159 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,350 I say we do! 160 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:32,921 Now, are we gonna let ourselves get beaten by an old lady? 161 00:09:33,049 --> 00:09:36,009 - Yes, my liege. - No, we're not! 162 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:38,839 And as vice chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board... 163 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,879 when I issue this challenge to Mom! 164 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:44,714 [ Zipper Unzipping ] Look at my butt! Whooooo! [ Glass Squeaking ] 165 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:48,755 Whooo, whoo, whoo, whoo!You call that a pressed ham? 166 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,152 Walt, hit the retaliate button! [ Razzing Continues ] 167 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,586 [ Hemming, Hawing ] Oh, let's see. 168 00:09:53,722 --> 00:09:56,382 Any button! They all retaliate! 169 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:59,948 - [ Panel Twittering ] - [ Arm Whirring ] 170 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,950 [ All Screaming ] 171 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:13,793 - [ Cheering ] - [ Bell Rings ] 172 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,617 [ Both Grunting ] 173 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,745 [ Growling ][ Howling ] 174 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,319 Whoo! Yeah! Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em! 175 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,356 [ Laughs ] Now, this is the high life, 176 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:25,671 watching apes mangle each other near celebrities. 177 00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:28,318 In my day, we went to coke parties, but the principle's the same. 178 00:10:28,452 --> 00:10:31,502 [ Ape Grunting ] 179 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,760 Get your stinkin' trike off me, you damn, dirty ape! 180 00:10:34,894 --> 00:10:37,644 Listen, big guy. Now that you're my protégé, 181 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,377 it's time I cut you in on the secret to success. 182 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:43,819 Any guesses?Uh, work really, really hard? 183 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,817 No.Oh, thank God! 184 00:10:45,948 --> 00:10:48,818 It's all about appearances. 185 00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:51,871 That's why it's time to update our company's stodgy image... 186 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,389 and give it the sleek, dazzling veneer... 187 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,703 of the 1980s! 188 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:02,437 [ Snoring ] 189 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,452 [ Startled Gasps ] 190 00:11:05,576 --> 00:11:09,096 This company's on the fast track to the "It List." Blast fax kudos all around! 191 00:11:09,232 --> 00:11:13,192 Uh, hello? We haven't made one delivery since you two took over. 192 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:16,893 Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business. 193 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,904 Image, people! Image! Scope out this new ad! 194 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:24,207 [ Echoing ] We are all one, with one mind, 195 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,205 one purpose, one pact. 196 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,946 Our enemy shall be eaten by scorpions. 197 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:33,778 - And we shall bow down and worship to ourselves. - [ Yells ] 198 00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:36,779 We shall prevail! 199 00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:42,054 Hey, we were watching that! 200 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:46,616 That was terrible! People won't even know what we do. 201 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,879 I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kiddin'. [ Chuckles ] 202 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,803 What are we, like a bus or somethin'? 203 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,147 Did you approve that awful ad, Fry? 204 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,718 Yes, I did, Leels, and I'll tell you why. 205 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,846 Because it grows the brand. 206 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,149 - Oh, Lord. - [ Growls ] 207 00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:03,904 This company's circling the drain, I tell you! 208 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,287 - I'd sell my stock right now for a sandwich. - Sold! 209 00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:12,384 A complete sandwich? 210 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,214 [ Laughs ] You got fleeced. 211 00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:19,742 I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside. [ Slurping ] 212 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,876 What is this moose drip? 213 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,488 "The New Delivery Kings?" 214 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,658 I'm sick of hearing about those turtle squirts. 215 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,674 But they're kings, Mommy.Jam a bastard in it, you crap! 216 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,668 [ All ] Ow! 217 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,720 Enjoy our private dining room, folks. 218 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,759 This is where we serve our richest, 219 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,944 most successful chumps.Tonight, that's us. 220 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,421 What have you got that's really overpriced?Everything. 221 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,902 Bring me that.Make it two. And a glass of all your water. 222 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:57,083 Okay, let's work on your execu-speak. 223 00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:01,781 I'm worried about "blank."Don't you worry about "blank." Let me worry about "blank." 224 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:03,780 Good. I also would have accepted, 225 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:07,483 "Blank? Blank?You're not looking at the big picture!" 226 00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:09,961 [ Clearing Throat ] 227 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:12,102 [ Gasps ] What a pleasant surprise. 228 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:16,355 Shut up, booger blaster! It's time the three of us had a talk. 229 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:18,750 I'll handle this, Fry. You get back to the farm, 230 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:21,544 shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box. 231 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:25,109 I'm on it. But if you need me, you know where I'll be. 232 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,539 [ Screaming ] 233 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,716 [ Grunting, Groaning ] Okay. 234 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,121 Call me a booger blaster. I'll blast a booger so hard that-- 235 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,859 Fry, we're worried about Planet Express. 236 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:41,470 Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about "blank." 237 00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:44,002 That guy is nothin' but a flashy con man, 238 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,776 and you've been hypnotized by his swingin' baloney. 239 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,783 - You've changed, Fry. - What? I haven't changed. 240 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,785 [ Intercom Twitters ]Suz, have I changed? 241 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,698 No, sir, Mister Fry.Thanks, doll. 242 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,404 I don't care what Ms. Johnson says. 243 00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,712 That Guy's turning this place into some kind of "business." 244 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,150 This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor. 245 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,588 Like a family.You're right, Professor. 246 00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:11,936 We may not be a traditional family like the Murphys next door... 247 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,847 or the lesbian coven across the street, but we are a family. 248 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,994 And That Guy understands that. 249 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,078 Everyone's fired, and we're out of business. 250 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,856 [ Collective Gasp ][ Amy ] Oh, no! 251 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,990 I'm gonna sell Planet Express to Mom, 252 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:27,434 so she can gut the company and eliminate us as competitors. 253 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,042 Don't let the door hit you on the way out, 254 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,003 'cause I don't want ass prints on my new door! 255 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:46,841 Uh, Ms. Johnson? Please bring in some more chair fuel. 256 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,016 I had no idea the company would be sold! 257 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:57,113 I was just an innocent suck-up! You've got to believe me! 258 00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:00,464 Just leave us alone, and let us clear out our lockers. 259 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:04,025 Yeah! [ Chuckles ] 260 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,693 [ Sobbing ] It's so sad. 261 00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:10,907 Where will I go? What will I do? 262 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:13,649 You have Mrs. Darlinghaven's cotillion at 7:00, ma'am. 263 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,572 [ Sobbing ] Oh, that'll be fun. 264 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,138 [ Sighs ] 265 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,618 Ms. Johnson, you've never lied to me. 266 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,448 - Am I still a good person? - I don't know, sir. 267 00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:28,666 I'm a program built into the intercom. 268 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,927 I've got to redeem myself. 269 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,669 Somehow, some time, for some reason, 270 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,152 I'll block this takeover! 271 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,943 Mr. Fry, your 2:00 magician is here. 272 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:42,157 Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today... 273 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,248 than laugh and clap my hands. 274 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,248 Reschedule. 275 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:11,229 [ Traders Chattering ] 276 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,630 - [ Clacking ] - Sell 100 soylent beans! 277 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:18,185 - Buy 3,000 corn bellies! - Two hundred cans Whoop-Ass! 278 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,625 Three big bags of trash! [ Man ] Attention, please. 279 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,983 The takeover of PlanEx Corp by Mom's Delivery Company... 280 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,864 will take place in the business center in ten minutes. 281 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,336 [ Bellows ] I am Jorell, Master of Scheduling! 282 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:42,001 Okay. We got the hot tub hot, the wine coolers cool. 283 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:45,050 - It's "Hammer" time! - [ Booing ] 284 00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,047 You suck! 285 00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:53,745 According to regulations, both companies must approve the takeover. 286 00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:56,671 Planet Express shareholders, cast your votes. 287 00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:01,538 Great banda of Uganda! We can vote against it![ Laughing ] 288 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,462 I'll vote it down like a raise for schoolteachers! 289 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:17,115 - [ Bender ] What the-- - [ Gasping ] 290 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,082 I neglected to mention that the shares... 291 00:17:19,211 --> 00:17:22,521 I bought from Dr. Zoidberg gave me majority control. 292 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,830 Zoidberg owned 51 percent of the company? 293 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,177 The shares were worthless, and he kept askin' for toilet paper! 294 00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:33,618 And now, if MomCorp shareholders will cast theirballots. 295 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,927 Um, uhh. 296 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,503 [ Twitters ] [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 297 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,630 Uhh! The ballot was confusing! 298 00:17:49,763 --> 00:17:52,983 - How about a hand recount? - Okay. Ow! 299 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,285 The takeover of Planet Express is approved! 300 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,553 [ Booing ]Ah, man! 301 00:17:57,684 --> 00:18:00,084 This stinks!Madam is outraged! 302 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,519 Security! I want that bunch of rowdies out of here! 303 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,259 [ Commotion ] 304 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:12,091 [ Snoring ] 305 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:16,401 MomCorp will now purchase all outstanding shares of Planet Express... 306 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,099 at the current market price, which is-- 307 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,098 [ Screen Beeps ] 107! 308 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,410 [ Grunting ] 309 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,407 Whoa! Ow! 310 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,668 And also, it hurt my feelings! 311 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,071 What are you solids griping about? 312 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:33,285 Your shares are worth $107 apiece. 313 00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,285 They are? Oh, my God! I'm a millionaire! 314 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,859 Suddenly, I have an opinion about the capital gains tax! 315 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,857 Yeah! All right!I'm even richer! 316 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,819 [ Groans ] I have no shares! 317 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,468 [ Sobs ] Wait! My sandwich! 318 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,134 Has it also appreciated in value? Please, oh, please! 319 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,999 You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster! 320 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,002 You had to drag spines into this! 321 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,094 [ Sobs ] 322 00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:01,794 [ Clears Throat ] 323 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,193 As vice chairman of Planet Express, I'd like to say a few words. 324 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:08,357 There comes a time for every man who becomes rich and deserts his friends, 325 00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:10,374 when he goes back how it was. 326 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,187 For me, that time is now. 327 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:16,105 So I ask you, as a friend-- Won't you stop this deal? 328 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:19,291 Fry, I'm an '80s guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks... 329 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,289 I beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. 330 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,342 The deal will go ahead as-- 331 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,167 [ Pained Cry, Squishing Sounds ] 332 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,080 [ Squishing Continues ] 333 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,394 - My bones! - [ Gasps ] 334 00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:37,181 Oh, my God! His bone-itis! 335 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:41,266 I was so busy bein' an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it! 336 00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:44,226 [ Bones Cracking ] 337 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:52,446 My only regret is... that I have... bone-itis. 338 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,632 [ Cracking, Squishing ]He's dead! 339 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,199 [ Gasping, Murmuring ] 340 00:19:58,326 --> 00:20:00,416 Pry out his fillings, feed him to the jackals, 341 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,677 and let's get on with the sale!I don't think so. 342 00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:07,339 Because as vice chairman of the company, I gain voting control of his shares. 343 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:11,117 - Don't be a fool, you idiot! - I'll be whatever I want to do! 344 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,392 That Guy was the greatest businessman that ever lived. 345 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,427 And before his mysterious death, he taught me everything he knew. 346 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,704 [ Sign Twitters ]But some things I had to learn myself. 347 00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:22,346 [ Twittering ]I learned that money is fine, 348 00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:24,571 but in the end, what counts is people.[ Twittering Continues ] 349 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,571 People you love. You can't put a price on that. 350 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,923 And so I'm giving up control of the company... 351 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,934 to a man of enormous experience, 352 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,356 Professor Hubert Farnsworth. 353 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,803 [ Snoring ] O-Oh, you! Wh-What? 354 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,371 I'm awake! I'm awake! 355 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:45,370 - [ Digits Clanking ] - Fry! Stop doin' the right thing, you jerk! 356 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:49,025 Let Mom buy the company! We all want to be filthy, stinking rich! 357 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,160 Trust me. Two out of three doesn't cut it. 358 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,302 You mean, you'd rather be rich than work together? 359 00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:57,686 - Hell yeah! - In my whole life, 360 00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:00,820 this company was the only place I ever really felt at home. 361 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,704 But if being millionaires is more important to you than our-- 362 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:08,006 It is!friendship, then I'll sell Planet Express... for you. 363 00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:11,697 Millionaires, nothing! 364 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,135 The stock's only worth three kajiggers! 365 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,802 Ah, come on!Dagnabbit! [ Groaning ] 366 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:19,275 My Jah! It's worth less now than when it was worthless! 367 00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:21,537 It is? Yahoo! 368 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,371 We're poor no matter what I do! The deal is off! 369 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,290 - [ Beeps ] - [ Twittering, Ringing ] 370 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:31,455 Ah-ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio... 371 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,424 pays off for the hungry investor! 372 00:21:33,552 --> 00:21:36,162 [ Slurps, Gulps ] 373 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,335 Oh, I'm ruined! [ Sobs ] 374 00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,951 Why? Why? 375 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:45,353 Look, so we're not millionaires. At least we all still get to work together. 376 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:49,218 [ All Grumbling ]Shut your fat mouth. 377 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,221 See you guys Monday!