1 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,173 [ Man ] One, two. One, two, three. 2 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:37,201 ** [ Humming ] 3 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:44,079 [ Explosion ] [ Screaming ] 4 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:46,977 - [ Alarm Whooping ] - [ Leela Gasping ] Space pirates! 5 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:51,821 - Space pirates? - You know, pirates! But in space! 6 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,726 [ Screaming, Gasping ] 7 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:05,498 Avast, mateys! Electronically transfer your space doubloons... 8 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:09,839 afore I send thee to Davy Jarg's locker. 9 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:13,443 [ Snoring ] [ Banging ] 10 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:15,810 [ Growling ] Hey! Keep it down, you kids! 11 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,979 I'm tryin' to take a nap! 12 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,290 [ Fry ] Come on. Come on! [ Electronic Beeping ] 13 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,090 [ Video Game Warbling ] 14 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:37,328 [ Grumbling ] Make Bender take a nap in a tube! 15 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:44,200 Come back when I've had some sleep, baby. 16 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:48,535 [ Electronic Tweeting, Cannons Booming ] 17 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,622 Fry to battle stations! Fire torpedo number three! 18 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,645 Firing torpedo number three. 19 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:03,857 - [ Banging, Whirring ] - [ Whimpering ] 20 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:06,626 [ Screaming ] 21 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:10,197 That's not torpedo three! That's not torpedo three at all. 22 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,798 Damn you, Fry and Lee-- 23 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,840 la! [ Screaming ] 24 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:21,177 Too late I realize that me children are me only real treasures. 25 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:28,050 Help! Mechanical man overboard! 26 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,177 Go after him, Leela! 27 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:35,356 It's no use. We were going full speed when we fired him. 28 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,356 So he's going even faster than that! 29 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,357 You mean, we can never catch up to him? 30 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,590 Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood? 31 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,004 I don't know how to say this, Fry. 32 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:48,167 But Bender is doomed to drift through space. Forever. 33 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:54,070 [ Sniffling ] He always wanted to drift forever. 34 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,044 But through the American Southwest! 35 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,914 I'm going too fast! I've got to lose momentum! 36 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,179 [ Grunting ] 37 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:07,124 Wh-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 38 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,461 [ Grunting ] 39 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:15,528 Aw, I'm gonna spend eternity alone, with barely any swag! 40 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,573 Ooh! 41 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:22,095 Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex! 42 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,540 Wow! Ostentatious. 43 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,139 Except, what good is a candelabra without-- 44 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,212 Wait! I know! 45 00:03:32,945 --> 00:03:35,575 ** [ Classical ] 46 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:41,622 Ah, the pity! Fated to drift forever through the void as gravity's plaything. 47 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,132 Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned! 48 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:47,664 Ask not for whom the bone bones, 49 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,160 it bones for thee! 50 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:54,004 ** [ Continues ] The only thing that keeps me sane... 51 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,600 is the thought that I have all eternity... 52 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:59,174 in which to perfect my art. 53 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,242 ** [ Discordant ] Ow! 54 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,242 ** [ Melodic, Then Discordant ] 55 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,753 Aah! Damn you! 56 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,916 Doh! [ Grunts, Groans ] 57 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,655 [ Metallic Clicking ] 58 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,786 [ Grunting ] There! 59 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,833 Now, when I'm found in a million years, 60 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,958 people will know what the score was. 61 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,174 [ Clanking ] Aah! Ooh, they-- Hey! What's bombarding me? 62 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,796 Ooh! Gee! Ow! Oh, no! 63 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,973 An asteroid field! If even a pea-sized asteroid... 64 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,342 were to whiz through my skull it could-- ow-- 65 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:41,152 hurt slightly. [ Grunting ] 66 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:45,317 Well, that was fun. Now, for eons of loneliness. 67 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,021 [ Small Voices Chattering ] Huh? 68 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,286 [ Servo Motor Buzzing ] 69 00:04:57,129 --> 00:05:01,969 Fellow Shrimpkins, behold him that hath taken us unto his breast! 70 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:05,469 - [ Gasping, Chattering ] - Holy frijoles! 71 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:09,712 All bow before the great Metal Lord! 72 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:16,052 Worshippers? This oughta liven up my endless, tragic voyage! 73 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,819 [ Laughing Fiendishly ] 74 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:28,194 All hail the Metal Lord! So hailed! 75 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:32,055 Mm. Those peewees think I'm God, huh? Hard to blame 'em. 76 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,835 [ Whimpering, Crying ] 77 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:38,335 I am the Metal Lord. Who are you? 78 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,339 I am called Malachi, Lord. 79 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:43,781 It means, um, "He who really loves the Metal Lord." 80 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:48,247 Listen here, Malachi. Time for a religious donation. 81 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,218 - Hand over your wallet! - But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk. 82 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,059 Poor? Aw, crap. 83 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:59,355 [ Servos Buzzing ] 84 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:03,459 [ Malachi ] Pity me not, for I am richened by the love of my family. 85 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,934 What art thou doing, Malachi Jr.? 86 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,473 I'm practicing to hug Daddy when he gets back from God. 87 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,469 Mm. Mm! 88 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:15,482 Ugh! Gag unto me with a spoon. 89 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,576 Malachi? It's high time I laid down a few commandments. 90 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,978 You got a chisel? Take this down. [ Clears Throat ] 91 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:26,651 - Number one-- - Behold, the one commandment. 92 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,564 [ Bender ] Make it a double! 93 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,886 - [ Loud Sniffing ] - Can you find him, professor? 94 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:35,962 No! I'm afraid the smell-a-scope isn't powerful enough. 95 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:40,732 Bender's odor is so mild, it's being overpowered by local sources. 96 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:45,404 Hooray! People are paying attention to me. 97 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,148 Fry? We brought someone to cheer you up. 98 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,917 His name is Helper, and he's eager to be your new best friend. 99 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,616 Hello there, chum! I understand you miss your buddy. 100 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,661 Have a pudding pop! No thanks. I don't-- 101 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:07,157 -Who wants to go to an amusement park? -Well, I guess that sounds okay. 102 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:10,159 Have a good time. Hey, I heard your friend Bender is back. 103 00:07:10,262 --> 00:07:13,872 - What? Really? - No. I just thought you would enjoy that for a moment. 104 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,866 [ Gears Rattling, Springs Snapping ] 105 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,838 ** [ Strauss: "Thus Spake Zarathustra" ] 106 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,646 [ Dripping ] [ Gagging ] 107 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:36,162 Whoo! Microbrewed. My guys did all right. 108 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:39,125 I think I'll make my countenance to shine down upon them. 109 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,055 [ Straining ] 110 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:47,372 Malachi, good work! There's no slowin' down with the Metal Lord tonight! 111 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,796 Yes, tonight is kind of special. 112 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,913 Wait a second. Did you rip off your own arm as a joke? 113 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,305 Nay. Like most of your followers, 114 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,578 I was maimed building the great brewery. 115 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:04,178 [ Moaning ] Others died from the pestilent fumes it spewed forth. 116 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:07,863 And, of course, the liquor industry attracted organized crime. 117 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,524 [ Cars Approaching ] [ Gasps ] 118 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,064 [ Machine Guns Firing ] 119 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,665 Aw, it's all my fault! 120 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,768 Malachi, tell thy people... 121 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:27,770 that the Lord is moved by their plight. [ Sobs ] 122 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,749 [ Screaming ] 123 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:42,120 [ Screams ] 124 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,757 - [ Grunting ] - [ All ] Ooh! 125 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,429 Malachi, Jr.! No! 126 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,628 Daddy? I can't hold much longer. 127 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,031 My arms are tired from hugging. 128 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,404 Save him! Save my son, oh, Metal Lord! 129 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,544 This looks like a job for God. 130 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,622 [ Gasping, Chattering ] 131 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:13,486 What the-- Malachi, what manner of deal is this, with the chanting? 132 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,486 They saw you save my son. 133 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,959 Now, everyone is praying for their own miracles. 134 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,887 [ Sighs ] Very well. What do they want? 135 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,634 The people of that village pray for wealth. 136 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,630 [ Hinge Creaking ] 137 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,235 [ Villagers Screaming ] 138 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:35,008 [ Uneasy Muttering ] 139 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:38,347 [ Nervous Chuckling ] That was a... practice miracle. 140 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,675 - Who's next? - [ Praying, Beseeching ] 141 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,850 The farmers pray for sunlight, so their barley might make a more refreshing beer... 142 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,851 for today's God on the go. 143 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,663 Very well. Let there be light! 144 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,328 [ Heavy Doors Slamming ] 145 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,456 [ All Cheering ] 146 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,472 [ Screaming In Pain ] 147 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:01,265 - [ Crying ] - I got it! I got it! 148 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,998 [ Wind Roaring ] [ Screaming ] 149 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:10,535 Um, when you're writin' the Bible, you might want to omit that last miracle. 150 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,990 [ Sighs ] He decided not to let go. 151 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,023 I can't believe you're gone. 152 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,525 I won't! If I can't reach you physically, 153 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,726 I'll just have to try something desperate and crazy. 154 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,070 ** [ Choir ] 155 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,341 So that's my story, Father Changstein el Gamahl. 156 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,407 Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend? 157 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,178 Well, we could join together in prayer. 158 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:48,177 - Uh-huh. But is there anything useful we can do? - No. 159 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,020 Sure, I hold séance, channel your friend. No problem. 160 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,049 Insert coin. [ Jingling ] 161 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,685 [ Moaning ] 162 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,660 [ Speaking Robotically ] I am your friend... Bonder. 163 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,430 Bonder? Is it really you? 164 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:06,498 Yes. I am fine. Give the gypsy ten dollars. 165 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,499 Wait a minute. Bender's name isn't Bonder! 166 00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,341 It's Bender! You're a fraud! 167 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,007 Look, you want false hope or not? 168 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,776 Only if you don't have any real hope. 169 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:19,205 Well, there is perhaps one way. 170 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,512 Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba? 171 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,354 - I've not heard of them. - They are an ancient order... 172 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:29,521 that believes God exists somewhere in the depths of space. 173 00:11:29,621 --> 00:11:32,931 They have built the universe's most powerful radio telescope, 174 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,725 high in the Himalayas, to search for him. 175 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,798 You think they'd let me use it to look for Bender? 176 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,868 What am I, psychic? I mean-- Yes! 177 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,897 Yes, I'm-I'm sure they will. Yes. 178 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:48,713 ** [ Strauss: "Blue Danube" ] 179 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,485 [ Malachi ] Oh, Metal Lord, hear my prayer! 180 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:05,157 Ugh. Yes, Malachi, what is it this time? 181 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:09,058 My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you. 182 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,602 They say their prayers go unheeded. 183 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:15,937 Of course they're unheeded. How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass? 184 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:19,006 They talk of war against the faithful. 185 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,835 I beseech thee. Rise up against them. 186 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,312 Smite someone who deserves it for once. 187 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,921 [ Sighs ] Malachi, every time I interfere, I only make things worse. 188 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,345 You're best off solving your own problems. 189 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:37,261 - But-But Metal Lord-- - What part of "nay" "doethn't" thou understand? 190 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,499 Sir, I'm outfitting an expedition to a monastery high in the Himalayas. 191 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,495 I'll need a long-sleeved coat. 192 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:47,836 Look, I miss Bender almost half as much as you do, 193 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,844 but you can't bring him back this way. 194 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:53,207 - It's hopeless. - You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. 195 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:57,006 You gotta hope even more. And cover your ears and go, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 196 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,050 Blah, blah, blah." [ Shouting ] I'd also like a pack mule! 197 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,047 [ Shouting ] At once, sir! 198 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,845 [ Braying ] 199 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,651 Well, you obviously won't listen to reason. 200 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,624 So I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you. 201 00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:14,292 But we'll need a Sherpa to guide us. [ Man Crying Out ] 202 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:22,565 Now that's one Bible that doesn't disappoint on every page. 203 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:26,168 Looks like society's runnin' pretty well without my meddling-- 204 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,513 [ Engines Roaring ] D-Doh! 205 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:36,081 Atomic bombs? Oh, no! Those unbelievers from my backside... 206 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,352 - must have found my nuclear pile! - Fear not, my Lord. 207 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,421 - We shall be with you soon! - You're with me now! 208 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,662 This is the maximum level of being with me. 209 00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:48,156 We will solve our own problems as you commanded. 210 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,160 The time has come to convert the unbelievers! 211 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,004 - Convert them? - To radioactive vapor! 212 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,738 Aah! Hey-- Aah! 213 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,677 Look, Daddy. I'm hugging God. 214 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,679 Mm. Mm. 215 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,882 Maybe if I hug him real hard, 216 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,045 he'll save us from-- 217 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,015 [ Screaming ] 218 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,394 Oh, it tickles! [ Laughing ] 219 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:23,031 Oh, uh-- [ Continues Laughing ] Aw, oh. 220 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,137 [ Bender ] Hello? Is anyone still alive? 221 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,406 How 'bout in the porno theater? 222 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:38,535 Don't be embarrassed. [ Gasps ] They're dead. 223 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:42,284 All dead! Who would have known playing God... 224 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,881 could have such terrible consequences? 225 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:49,315 [ Sobbing ] 226 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,492 [ Wind Roaring ] [ Braying ] 227 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,331 Fry! If I drop dead from exhaustion, 228 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,567 make sure my body freezes in a dignified position! 229 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,174 None of that "huddled over for warmth" crap. 230 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,268 [ Grunting, Panting ] 231 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,270 [ Gasping ] Behold! 232 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,983 The Monastery of Deshuba. 233 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,676 I must leave you now, for I am not holy enough to enter. 234 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,608 Okay. [ Belches, Spits ] 235 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,646 Looks rickety. We better test it. 236 00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,755 [ Slaps ] [ Brays ] 237 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,830 [ Motor Humming ] 238 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,198 [ Woman's Recorded Voice ] Welcome to our monastery. 239 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,928 Please stand to one side to let faster pilgrims by. 240 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,166 [ Tapping ] 241 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,509 [ Crying ] 242 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,281 [ Beeping ] [ Crying Stops ] 243 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:52,150 Hey! That galaxy's signaling in binary! 244 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:56,891 I gotta signal back! But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. 245 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:00,160 - You speak English? - [ Deep, Male Voice ] I do now. 246 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,659 Whoa-whoa, whoa! 247 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:06,671 [ Whimpering ] Oh. 248 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,165 What are you? Some kind of galactic computer? 249 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:13,339 Possible. I am user-friendly, my good chum. 250 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,510 Who built you? I have always been. 251 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:20,379 Oh, my God! Are you... God? 252 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,150 Possible. I do feel compassion for all living things-- 253 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,720 my good chum. But why would God think in binary? 254 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,421 Unless... you're not God, 255 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,434 but the remains of a computerized space probe... 256 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,857 that collided with God! That seems probable. 257 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:41,203 [ Motor Grinding ] 258 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,501 [ Electronic Twittering ] A member of our brotherhood... 259 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:46,512 sits at these controls every hour of every day, 260 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,505 scanning the heavens for God. 261 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,177 [ Buzzing ] There he is! 262 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,178 No. No, wait. No. 263 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:56,879 - How long have you been at it? - 700 years. 264 00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,352 We've not yet examined one ten-millionth of the sky. 265 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,792 But we will go on until we find the Almighty. 266 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,789 Even if it takes to the end of time. 267 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,561 - And then what? - Then, we utter unto him a short prayer. 268 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,201 You see, the telescope is also an amplifying transmitter. 269 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,468 Sorta like a giant karaoke machine? 270 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,467 Not really. Would you like to see our giant karaoke machine? 271 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,969 Not really. 272 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,973 Mm. Finding God, that's important, yeah. 273 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,976 But you know what might be a treat for everyone? 274 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,277 If you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend, Bender. 275 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,550 I-I don't know what to say. 276 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,718 Other than, "Absolutely not." 277 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,047 Your loss is a tragedy, but our work-- 278 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,393 Ah! Come on! You guys have forever to look for God. 279 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,929 All I'm asking is one measly lifetime to find my friend! 280 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,456 He speaks out of love for his friend. 281 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,301 Perhaps that love in his heart... is God. 282 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,467 Oh, how convenient. A theory about God... 283 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,737 that doesn't require looking through a telescope. 284 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:54,636 - Get back to work! - That telescope is as much mine as anybody's. 285 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,110 I'm using it whether you give me permission or not. 286 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,610 [ Karate Yells ] 287 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,421 Hy-ahh! Your order may be famous for your martial arts, 288 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,116 but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber! 289 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,919 Actually, we only practice martial arts as a form of meditation. 290 00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,921 We are a strictly nonviolent sect. 291 00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:15,803 Oh. Then get in the laundry room, or I'll kick your butts! 292 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,434 Oh, this is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in. 293 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,641 [ Bender ] So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it? 294 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,438 - Yes. - What if I do something different? 295 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,810 Then I don't know that. Cool! Cool. 296 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,811 I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh? 297 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,353 [ Sighs ] Yes, but there are so many, asking so much. 298 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,990 After a while, you just sort of tune it out. 299 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,686 - You know, I was God once. - Yes, I saw. 300 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,989 You were doing well until everyone died. 301 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,832 It was awful. I tried helping them. 302 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:53,567 I tried not helping them. But in the end, I couldn't do them any good. 303 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,625 Do you think what I did was wrong? 304 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,674 Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do. 305 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:03,211 Yeah, I know. That's why I asked if what I did-- 306 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,209 Oh, forget it! Bender, being God isn't easy. 307 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,184 If you do too much, people get dependent on you. 308 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,552 And if you do nothing, they lose hope. 309 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,552 You have to use a light touch-- 310 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,893 like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. 311 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,559 Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! 312 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,659 Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. 313 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:28,401 When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. 314 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,099 Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth? 315 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,784 Even if I prayed to you? Earth? Which way is that? 316 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,777 I don't know. 317 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,518 [ Fry ] Bender? Bender! 318 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,575 [ Pounding ] [ Monk ] Let us out! 319 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,193 We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! 320 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,187 Now we're bored! 321 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,188 [ Beeping, Buzzing ] 322 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,790 Hello? Has anyone out there seen Bender? 323 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,263 [ Gruff Voice ] No! Quit asking! 324 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,373 Fry, it's been three days. 325 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,534 And even if you stay here the rest of your life, 326 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,703 there is virtually no chance of finding him. 327 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,373 - It's time to give up. - [ Sighs ] You're right. 328 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,113 I'm never gonna see him again. [ Sniffles ] 329 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,109 I know he was evil. 330 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,651 And on more than one occasion, he-- 331 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,647 he actually stole my blood! 332 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,749 [ Ball Spins ] But still-- 333 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,822 [ Sobbing ] I wish I had Bender back! 334 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,791 [ Beeping, Warbling ] 335 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,831 [ Fry's Voice ] Wish I had Bender back. 336 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,497 - Huh? - [ Snoring ] Hey-- What? 337 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,427 - You say something? - N-No. No. 338 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,344 Well, so long. Remember what we talked about. 339 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,468 [ Gasping, Screaming ] 340 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,644 Whoa! 341 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,583 [ Whistling, Descending In Tone ] 342 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,982 - [ Gasps ] - [ Screams ] 343 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,315 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Aah! 344 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,533 Bender! It's a miracle! 345 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,656 [ Hissing ] Aah! 346 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:08,101 This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened. 347 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,470 Guys! You'll never believe what happened! 348 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,509 First, I was God. Then I met God. 349 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,535 We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks! 350 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:19,142 Oh, no! The monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room! 351 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,684 Aw, do we have to? I mean, they're monks. 352 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,680 I'm sure their God will let them out. 353 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,652 Or at least give them more shoes to eat. Fat chance! 354 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,892 You can't count on God for jack! 355 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,888 He pretty much told me so himself. 356 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,630 Now, come on! If we don't save those monks, no one will! 357 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,007 [ Chuckling ] 358 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:51,975 When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.