1 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:38,658 Delivery boy, Philip J. Fry, reporting for duty. 2 00:00:38,723 --> 00:00:41,143 Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine. 3 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,656 [ contented sigh] 4 00:00:46,826 --> 00:00:47,926 What is the meaning of this? 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,170 We've got a delivery, people. 6 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,170 Let's move, let's move. 7 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,790 Woo, woo, woo, woo. 8 00:00:51,862 --> 00:00:53,102 Amy, mission profile. 9 00:00:54,826 --> 00:00:55,856 Interesting. 10 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:58,520 Interesting. 11 00:00:58,585 --> 00:01:00,205 Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag? 12 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:01,694 Packed and ready, sir. 13 00:01:02,826 --> 00:01:03,996 What's this? 14 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,447 This is the same toy surprise I got last time. 15 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:06,516 [ grunts] 16 00:01:06,585 --> 00:01:08,585 I can't work under these conditions. 17 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:10,585 And without me, there is no mission. 18 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:11,925 I amthe mission. 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,480 We're back from the mission. 20 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,621 Wha-wha... you went without me? 21 00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:18,168 You were looking up curse words in the dictionary. 22 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,690 It seemed like a better use of your time. 23 00:01:20,757 --> 00:01:23,277 But... but I'm the delivery boy. 24 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:25,483 Don't worry, everything went fine. 25 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:26,831 Better than usual. 26 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:28,786 We got medals. 27 00:01:28,861 --> 00:01:29,931 Good work, team. 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 We really pulled together on this one. 29 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:33,167 Whoo-hoo! 30 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,170 [ clanks] 31 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,790 They got medals. 32 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:47,308 I'm real sorry I missed the mission. 33 00:01:47,378 --> 00:01:48,408 I wasn't there 34 00:01:48,481 --> 00:01:49,521 and you might have needed me. 35 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:50,545 Nope. 36 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,520 But if I had been there... 37 00:01:51,585 --> 00:01:52,515 Nope. 38 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:53,855 Li... Nope. 39 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,170 Bender's great. Nope. 40 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,340 [ groans] 41 00:01:56,412 --> 00:01:57,722 Listen, Leela, let me make it up 42 00:01:57,793 --> 00:01:59,593 by taking you out for dinner tonight. 43 00:01:59,655 --> 00:02:00,615 Nope. 44 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,278 I've got a date with Chaz. 45 00:02:02,343 --> 00:02:03,553 Chaz?! 46 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,790 I met him at that charity cockfight last week. 47 00:02:05,861 --> 00:02:07,311 He's the Mayor's aide. 48 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:08,719 Ooh, you go, mutant girl. 49 00:02:08,793 --> 00:02:09,903 [ towel snaps] 50 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:10,925 I do go. 51 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,480 He's a very important man. 52 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,620 So? I'm just as important as him. 53 00:02:16,965 --> 00:02:19,135 It's just that, the kind of importance I have 54 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,375 it doesn't matter if I don't do it. 55 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:27,760 [ purring] 56 00:02:27,826 --> 00:02:29,656 [ cooing] 57 00:02:29,723 --> 00:02:30,663 [ sighs] 58 00:02:30,723 --> 00:02:31,903 I'm nobody. 59 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,335 There are guys in the background 60 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,833 of Mary Worth comics who are more important than me. 61 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:37,546 Aw, buck up, meatloaf. 62 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:39,620 Bender will take you out tonight and cheer you up. 63 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:40,548 What do you want to do? 64 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,620 And I mean anything. 65 00:02:41,688 --> 00:02:42,898 You have the power. 66 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:44,405 Name it and I'm there. 67 00:02:44,481 --> 00:02:45,721 You the man. 68 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:47,173 Well... okay. 69 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,310 Let's go bowling. 70 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,168 Nah. 71 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,690 Table for two? 72 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:57,928 Step right this way. 73 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,660 I'm afraid we don't have a reservation 74 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:01,313 but, um, as you can see 75 00:03:01,378 --> 00:03:02,828 I'm the Mayor's aide. 76 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:04,615 Table for two, please. 77 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:06,968 Okay then. 78 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:16,335 Bam! 79 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,793 It's okay, my man. 80 00:03:17,861 --> 00:03:20,621 I got you covered on your next health inspection. 81 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:23,338 Aw, I really appreciate that, Mr. Mayor's aide. 82 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:24,973 Here you go. 83 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:26,553 Compliments of the house. 84 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,690 Wow, free bread at a restaurant. 85 00:03:29,758 --> 00:03:31,688 Is there anything you can'tdo? 86 00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:33,478 I can't fail the Mayor. 87 00:03:33,550 --> 00:03:35,310 Not ever. 88 00:03:35,378 --> 00:03:36,928 Oh... 89 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:45,450 [ bells clinking] 90 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,240 Oh, geez, better not let Leela see me. 91 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,380 Hey, I hear Fry. 92 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:52,688 Boy, am I glad you're here. 93 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:54,098 You are? So things aren't working out 94 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:55,341 with what's-his-name? 95 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:57,623 Actually... they are. 96 00:03:57,688 --> 00:03:59,548 Confidentially, I might not make it back 97 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:00,900 to my apartment tonight. 98 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:02,785 Could you walk Nibbler for me? 99 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:04,931 Uh... eh... mm... ah. 100 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,240 And bring a baggie in case he drops a steamer. 101 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,830 Have a great night. 102 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,453 [ sniffing] 103 00:04:13,516 --> 00:04:16,236 Oh, no, please, no... 104 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,550 [ thud] 105 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:18,860 Oh, perfect. 106 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:24,446 [ straining] 107 00:04:24,516 --> 00:04:26,646 [ siren blares] 108 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:31,336 Whoa-ho-ho, smells like a 2-8-9 in progress. 109 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:32,483 Failure to scoop. 110 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:34,310 Aw, yeah. 111 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:35,859 [ printing] 112 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,140 Wait, I'm trying. 113 00:04:37,206 --> 00:04:38,996 It weighs as much as a thousand suns. 114 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,377 [ straining] 115 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,003 Don't worry, Fry. 116 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,167 I'll pull some strings 117 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,930 see if I can't get you tried as a juvenile. 118 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,270 Oh, Chaz. 119 00:04:49,343 --> 00:04:53,003 [ both giggling] 120 00:04:53,757 --> 00:04:56,067 [ sighs] 121 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:01,313 I'm as worthless as this trash can. 122 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,140 You think I'm as worthless as you? 123 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,026 Try catching garbage in your head 124 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:09,343 and raising six kids, you dumb townie. 125 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:17,693 Oh, Nibbler, at least I'm important to you. 126 00:05:17,757 --> 00:05:20,337 Even if it's only 'cause I clean up your poop. 127 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:24,103 The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance. 128 00:05:26,481 --> 00:05:27,721 [ shrieks] 129 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:30,073 D-D-Did you just talk? 130 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,307 Indeed. 131 00:05:31,379 --> 00:05:33,619 And I have other amazing powers as well. 132 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:35,309 L-Like what? 133 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:36,789 [ grunts] 134 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,762 [ squeaking] 135 00:05:38,826 --> 00:05:40,686 [ beeping] 136 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,270 [ groaning] 137 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:48,483 Are you my mommy? 138 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:49,480 Negative. 139 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,790 [ grunting] 140 00:05:50,862 --> 00:05:52,172 Ooh... 141 00:06:09,447 --> 00:06:10,927 Welcome, Lord Nibbler. 142 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,270 Welcome acknowledged. 143 00:06:12,343 --> 00:06:14,933 I bring with me, the Mighty One. 144 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,620 [ sniffling] 145 00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:17,929 Huh... 146 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,760 At last, our centuries upon centuries of waiting 147 00:06:20,826 --> 00:06:22,306 have achieved fruition. 148 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:25,169 Aw, aren't you a fuzzy wittle guy. 149 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,070 [ purring] 150 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,547 Stop that! 151 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:29,650 Uh, please. 152 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,863 Your Mightiness. 153 00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:32,520 Mightiness? Are you off your nut? 154 00:06:32,586 --> 00:06:34,896 I just got kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs. 155 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:37,615 [ gasping and chattering] 156 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,719 Does he not know? 157 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:39,973 He does not know. 158 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:40,903 He knows not? 159 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,265 Knows not does he. 160 00:06:42,343 --> 00:06:44,033 Not he knows... Enough! 161 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,073 Fry, it is my duty to inform you 162 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:49,267 that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race... 163 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:53,593 indeed, the fate of all that exists and ever will exist 164 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:54,904 rests with you. 165 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:57,475 You are the single most important person 166 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,760 in the universe. 167 00:06:58,826 --> 00:07:00,516 [ ominous music plays] 168 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,266 Oh, snap. 169 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:10,000 On this auspicious occasion 170 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:13,857 Let the horn of eternity cut a thunderous blast. 171 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:16,210 [ weak trumpeting] 172 00:07:16,274 --> 00:07:19,524 [ low rumbling] 173 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:22,446 The feast of a thousand beasts is begun. 174 00:07:22,516 --> 00:07:24,406 [ chewing and chomping] 175 00:07:26,103 --> 00:07:28,033 [ burping] 176 00:07:28,103 --> 00:07:29,103 [ burps] 177 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:30,172 You gonna eat that? 178 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,270 Maybe later. 179 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:33,793 [ rumbling] 180 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,102 The time has come 181 00:07:35,172 --> 00:07:38,142 to discuss matters of the gravest importance. 182 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:41,136 Fry, do you remember some months ago 183 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:43,446 when Earth was attacked by flying brains? 184 00:07:43,516 --> 00:07:44,756 Hmm... 185 00:07:44,826 --> 00:07:46,446 I remember the square-dancing stomachs-- 186 00:07:46,516 --> 00:07:48,616 although that might have been a Mylanta commercial. 187 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:49,859 Wait, the brains. 188 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:50,900 I doremember. 189 00:07:50,965 --> 00:07:51,965 But no one else does. 190 00:07:52,033 --> 00:07:53,273 They said I was crazy. 191 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:54,723 On the contrary. 192 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,903 You remember because you were the only one immune 193 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:58,405 to the brains' mental attack. 194 00:07:58,481 --> 00:07:59,481 Because I'm so smart? 195 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:01,760 [ all laughing] 196 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:03,266 Oh, my. 197 00:08:03,343 --> 00:08:05,903 Anyway, your immunity is due to the fact 198 00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:08,244 that you lack the delta brain wave. 199 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:09,960 [ grunting] 200 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:12,343 It's a genetic abnormality which resulted 201 00:08:12,413 --> 00:08:15,653 when you went back in time and performed certain actions 202 00:08:15,723 --> 00:08:17,793 which made you your own grandfather. 203 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,932 I did do the nasty in the past-y. 204 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,960 Verily. 205 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,623 And that past-nastification 206 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:24,759 is what shields you from the brains. 207 00:08:24,826 --> 00:08:27,956 You are the last hope of the universe. 208 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,523 So I really am important? 209 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,406 How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? 210 00:08:31,481 --> 00:08:32,481 Yes. 211 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:34,141 Except, the Dave Matthews Band 212 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,996 doesn't rock. 213 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:42,029 NIBBLER: For a thousand years 214 00:08:42,102 --> 00:08:45,142 the evil brains have been constructing the "Info-Sphere" 215 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:46,406 a giant memory bank 216 00:08:46,481 --> 00:08:49,521 twice the size of three ordinary memory banks. 217 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,136 What's so evil about that? 218 00:08:51,206 --> 00:08:53,926 They plan to collect all the information in the universe 219 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,550 and store it within the sphere. 220 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,760 So they're trying to learn things? 221 00:08:56,826 --> 00:08:57,716 Right. 222 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:58,933 Those bastards! 223 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,240 Being brains 224 00:09:00,309 --> 00:09:02,309 they feel compelled to know everything. 225 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:03,999 And soon they will. 226 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,757 I'm as mad as I've ever been! 227 00:09:05,826 --> 00:09:07,446 Once their task is complete 228 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:10,267 they will ensure that no new information arises 229 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:11,864 in the only way possible-- 230 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:13,931 by destroying the universe. 231 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,140 Now it's personal. 232 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,716 Your mission is to infiltrate the Info-Sphere 233 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,973 and plant this Quantum Interphase Bomb 234 00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:23,103 blasting them into an alternate universe 235 00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,382 from which there is no return. 236 00:09:25,447 --> 00:09:28,967 Then, outrun the blast on this Scotty-Puff Jr. 237 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:30,833 [ clacking] 238 00:09:30,895 --> 00:09:32,715 [ discordant calliope music playing] 239 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:40,409 Okay, let's go through this once more from the start...! 240 00:09:46,826 --> 00:09:47,716 [ whooshing] 241 00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:48,763 [ yelps] 242 00:09:48,826 --> 00:09:49,926 Brains! 243 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,790 Fear not, Mighty One. 244 00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:54,591 Your missing brain wave makes you invisible to them 245 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:56,694 so long as you avoid intense thinking. 246 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:57,648 Sorry, what? 247 00:09:57,724 --> 00:09:58,834 I wasn't paying attention. 248 00:09:58,895 --> 00:09:59,925 That is most wise. 249 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Who? 250 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:05,895 In a few seconds 251 00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,645 the brains will finish scanning 252 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:10,214 the last bits of information in the universe. 253 00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:11,724 Beavers mate for life. 254 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,383 Eleven greater than four. 255 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,647 For quality carpets, visit Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse. 256 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:17,834 [ beeping] 257 00:10:19,274 --> 00:10:22,174 Now the Info-Sphere will open its protective crust 258 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,030 so as to scan itself 259 00:10:24,102 --> 00:10:26,412 completing its thousand-year task. 260 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,546 NIBBLONIAN: This is your one chance 261 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:39,970 to enter the Sphere. 262 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,343 Scoot! Scoot now! 263 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:44,173 [ revving] 264 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,477 Whoa... 265 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,001 [ electrical buzzing] 266 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:57,858 [ reverberating purrs] 267 00:10:57,931 --> 00:10:59,551 [ thuds] 268 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:02,310 [ groaning and spitting] 269 00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:06,654 [ grunting] 270 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:09,927 I'm at the input console. 271 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,310 I'm a little nervous, and I've got brain in my butt crack. 272 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,169 Roger. 273 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:15,931 Once you press the detonator 274 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,480 you will have 60 seconds for an exciting escape. 275 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,480 Hey, wait. 276 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:25,761 This brain knows everything about everything, right? 277 00:11:25,826 --> 00:11:27,236 It will soon. 278 00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:29,589 That's why you're supposed to be setting off a bomb. 279 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,004 Yeah, yeah. 280 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,517 But I can't pass up a chance to learn the answers 281 00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:34,026 to the greatest questions of all time. 282 00:11:34,102 --> 00:11:35,452 [ clears throat] 283 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,687 Is it true that postage stamp glue is made of... 284 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,588 Correct. Toad mucus! 285 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,144 [ choking croak] 286 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,476 There's no time for this. 287 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,551 Activate the bomb. 288 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,000 Wait, wait, wait. 289 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,027 What really killed the dinosaurs? 290 00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:48,412 Me! 291 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:52,971 COMPUTER: Unauthorized data access. 292 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:54,383 [ alarm sounding] 293 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,927 [ gasping] 294 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,720 [ discordant calliope music playing] 295 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,723 [ boing] 296 00:11:58,793 --> 00:11:59,973 Uh-oh. 297 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:04,003 Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. 298 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:07,167 Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer. 299 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,590 [ high-pitched humming] 300 00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:11,554 Ew, gross. Cut it out. 301 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,310 Odd. He is immune to our psionic attack. 302 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,339 Impossible. 303 00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:16,653 We're an ambitious young squad 304 00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:17,934 with everything to prove. 305 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,590 It appears we are in the presence of the fabled one. 306 00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:25,384 But without his Scotty-Puff Jr., he cannot escape. 307 00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:27,377 [ mechanical laughter] 308 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,517 Huh? 309 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:29,786 A Quantum Interface Bomb? 310 00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:31,551 Are you insane in the membrane? 311 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,140 You got it, Poindexter. 312 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,166 [ beeps] 313 00:12:39,102 --> 00:12:40,342 [ howling]Not good! 314 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:43,623 Detonation in T-minus 60 Earth seconds. 315 00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:46,138 [ alarm sounding] 316 00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:47,376 You fool! 317 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:49,967 You'll be transported to the other universe with us 318 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:51,653 trapped there for all eternity! 319 00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,004 And we'll form a tightly-knit clique 320 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,547 that you won't be part of. 321 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,830 Well, at least I did one important thing with my life. 322 00:12:57,895 --> 00:12:59,925 Leading good to victory over evil! 323 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,970 Hurray! Yeah! 324 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,863 Exactly! 325 00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:04,341 The Nibblonians, good? 326 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:07,453 Hah. During your last moments in this universe 327 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,167 perhaps you should query 328 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,790 our database 329 00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:13,591 concerning the night of December 31, 1999. 330 00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:14,764 The day I got frozen? 331 00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,026 What about it? 332 00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:18,382 No. Uh, uh-uh, don't ask about that. 333 00:13:18,447 --> 00:13:20,337 It-It would be, uh, boring. 334 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,383 Ah, forget it, then. 335 00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:22,207 Query! 336 00:13:22,274 --> 00:13:24,034 Okay. Sheesh. 337 00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:26,722 What happened to me, Philip J. Fry 338 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,273 on the night of December 31, 1999? 339 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,724 Clarification request. 340 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,073 Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth 341 00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:36,336 or the Philip J. Fry from Hovering Squid World 97-A? 342 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:38,383 Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up. 343 00:13:41,481 --> 00:13:44,311 [ door creaking] 344 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,409 Hello? 345 00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:47,861 Pizza delivery for, uh... 346 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,861 "I.C. Wiener." 347 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,341 Oh, crud. 348 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,933 Ugh, I can't believe how fat I look. 349 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,590 [ tooting] 350 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,790 Aah, Nibbler's there. 351 00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,031 Wait, what?! 352 00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:02,072 [ blowing] 353 00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,002 [ Fry yelling] 354 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,097 [ door slams] 355 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,692 [ rapid beeping, single beep] 356 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:08,968 [ electronic hiss] 357 00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,693 I... I don't understand. 358 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,898 You made me go in the freezer tube? 359 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:17,025 Detonation in T-minus 15 seconds. 360 00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:18,592 You little runts froze me. 361 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,974 You took away my life. 362 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,103 We can explain. 363 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,242 No, you can't! 364 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,519 Shut your adorable trap! 365 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,856 We had no choice. 366 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,411 You were the only one who could help us. 367 00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:31,211 What is one life, weighed against the entire universe? 368 00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:32,974 But it was mylife. 369 00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,413 [ sniffles] 370 00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:37,761 Detonation in two, one... 371 00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,896 Will the owner of a white Pontiac Firebird... 372 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,715 Oh, never mind. Zero! 373 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,243 [ sucking hiss] 374 00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,719 [ whiny blip] 375 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,340 [ reverberating hiss] 376 00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,863 Well, here we are. 377 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,931 Trapped for eternity. 378 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,590 We could sing "American Pie." 379 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,934 Go ahead. I deserve it. 380 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,480 [ sniffles] 381 00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:09,411 I wish those stupid raccoons had never brought me to the future. 382 00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:12,411 I have shocking data relevant to this conversation! 383 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:14,141 We don't care, you dope. 384 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,446 We're in another universe. 385 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:16,897 You're not in charge anymore. 386 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:19,375 It is possible for the Philip Fry 387 00:15:19,447 --> 00:15:22,447 to resume his life on December 31, 1999. 388 00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:24,447 Really? I can go back in time? 389 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:25,787 [ high-pitched tones whine] 390 00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,791 There is a nexus point between universes 391 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,591 at the space-time where you entered the cryogenic tube. 392 00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:33,414 You, and only you, can return there. 393 00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,411 Interesting. 394 00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:36,591 You could stop the Nibblonian 395 00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:38,724 from pushing you into the cryogenic tube. 396 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,413 That isinteresting. 397 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,591 Why? 398 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:44,384 It will be as if you never came to the future. 399 00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:48,307 You will have your life back, and we will succeed in our plan 400 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,719 to understand and destroy the universe. 401 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,243 Everybody wins. 402 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,479 The human will be returned to the past. 403 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,311 Meanwhile... 404 00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,759 I love rocket skating. 405 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,716 But the wait is always so long. 406 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,073 Poor Fry once stood on line six hours 407 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,586 just to get me a ticket. 408 00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:05,654 Six hours? Pfft. 409 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,654 Sounds like a real nobody. 410 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:10,034 But now it's time for somebody 411 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,272 and some chick he's with, to go skating. 412 00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,764 [ gasps] 413 00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,965 You reserved the whole rink? 414 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,553 Yep. Buzzed ahead 415 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,310 let them know whose aide was coming by. 416 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,139 The Mayor's, that's whose. 417 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,966 Oh, Chaz! 418 00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,593 Mmm... 419 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:30,144 [ romantic music playing] 420 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,003 Mr. Vogel? I thought we was going skating. 421 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,137 No, we're not important enough. 422 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,786 Everybody just hold hands 423 00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:43,101 until the bus driver comes back from his haircut. 424 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:47,002 Aah, let's let those kids skate with us. 425 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,787 What, seriously? 426 00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:50,311 I'm trying to impress you with my clout here. 427 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,929 I know, and it's working. 428 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,970 But think how much skating would mean to those kids. 429 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,553 We came here instead of eating today. 430 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,270 This might be their only chance 431 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,104 to skate here their whole lives. 432 00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,692 Who are we to say they can't? 433 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,068 The Mayor's aide... 434 00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,166 and his badge. 435 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,410 Beat it, kids! 436 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,551 Come back when you got connections! 437 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,379 All right, little ones. 438 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,758 Back to the Orphanarium. 439 00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:15,136 You can slide around the gym in your socks. 440 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:16,995 What socks? 441 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:21,027 So, am I going to get lucky tonight, or what? 442 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,833 [ blubbering] 443 00:17:22,895 --> 00:17:24,825 [ eerie, high-pitched hissing] 444 00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:28,097 [ soft crackling] 445 00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:31,958 I hope your calculations are correct. 446 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,244 Our calculations are always correct 447 00:17:34,309 --> 00:17:36,069 for we are gigantic brains. 448 00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:37,926 Initiate space-time transfer. 449 00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:41,618 [ grunting] 450 00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:44,069 [ moaning] 451 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,792 [ pops] 452 00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,755 MAN'S VOICE: I hereby place an order 453 00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,376 for one cheese pizza. 454 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:57,928 MAN: One pie, nothing good on it. 455 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,930 Name? 456 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,030 I, period, C, period, Wiener. 457 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,693 [ ominous music plays] 458 00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:03,998 Uh, talk a little louder. 459 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,337 It sounds like you got 460 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,383 some kind of tiny head on you or something. 461 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,103 [ door opening] 462 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:18,408 Hello? 463 00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:20,861 Pizza delivery for, uh... 464 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,031 "I.C. Wiener"? 465 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,343 Oh, crud. 466 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:25,313 [ rumbling] 467 00:18:25,378 --> 00:18:26,338 Gotcha! 468 00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:27,453 [ screams] 469 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,407 I don't understand. 470 00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:30,791 Yes, you do. 471 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,172 You came back in time to knock me into that freezer 472 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,210 and now I came back in time to stop you. 473 00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:36,825 I did not come back in time. 474 00:18:36,895 --> 00:18:38,475 My people lack that ability. 475 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,480 But I know you in the future. 476 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,720 I-I cleaned your poop. 477 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,032 Quite possible. 478 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,283 We live long and are celebrated poopers. 479 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,104 You will meet me when I'm a thousand years older. 480 00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:51,002 Not if you don't freeze me. 481 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:55,827 Please. Our sages foresee that in a thousand years 482 00:18:55,895 --> 00:18:59,855 for one moment, the fate of the universe will depend on you. 483 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,171 Since you will not live that long 484 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,000 I must freeze you now. 485 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,067 Well, why couldn't you just ask me? 486 00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,926 We were afraid you would refuse. 487 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,140 Of course not. 488 00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:10,095 I love the future. 489 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,412 [ choking] 490 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,381 Then why are you choking me right now?! 491 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,378 Because I don't like being used. 492 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,688 Well, now it's your choice. 493 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,278 Is there nothing in the future worth saving? 494 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:23,004 Mmm... Leela. 495 00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,827 But she doesn't think much of me. 496 00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:28,025 Ah, she must be the Other. 497 00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,283 The... wha...? 498 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,863 You must not give up on her. 499 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:36,141 I am stationed on a distant world known as Vergon 6 500 00:19:36,205 --> 00:19:38,205 but if you return to the future 501 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:41,615 I will transfer to Earth to give you what help I can. 502 00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,446 [ slurps]Ten... 503 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,647 You really think I would've had a chance with Leela? 504 00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:49,313 You must choose:...seven... six... 505 00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:51,138 the present or the future. 506 00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:54,335 To save yourself or save Leela. 507 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,553 ...two, one. 508 00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,519 [ tooting] 509 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,166 [ blowing] 510 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,410 [ Fry yelling] 511 00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:01,621 [ door slams] 512 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,139 [ rapid beeping, single beep] 513 00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:04,235 [ electronic hiss] 514 00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:05,139 Yes! 515 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,065 Here I come, future. 516 00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:07,376 Oh, no. Wait! 517 00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:09,958 I'm going to get trapped in the Info-Sphere again. 518 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,594 Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks...! 519 00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:16,174 [ voice fading] 520 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,720 In a thousand years, I'll get right on it. 521 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,412 NARRATOR: And so, a thousand years later 522 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,341 Fry once again infiltrated the Info-Sphere 523 00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,453 and set off his amazing bomb. 524 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,447 Only this time... 525 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,097 [ sucking hiss] 526 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,652 [ whiny blip] 527 00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:34,003 [ heroic music plays] 528 00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:39,995 [ whooshing] 529 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:47,103 Thank you for saving the universe, Fry. 530 00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,242 Here. 531 00:20:48,309 --> 00:20:49,859 Oh, thanks. 532 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,341 If you ever need a savior again, just ask. 533 00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:54,593 [ squeaking]:Oh, we will. 534 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,244 We will. 535 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,072 Man, I can't wait to tell everyone what happened. 536 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,446 Yes. 537 00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,997 Incidentally, I need to remain undercover 538 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,787 so I'm blanking your memory. 539 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,002 [ puff] 540 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,410 Huh. Did everything just taste purple 541 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,381 for a second? 542 00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:14,648 Oh, well. 543 00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:17,103 Let's go home, you dumb poop machine. 544 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,552 [ jabbering] 545 00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:23,934 Bender, would you do the honors? 546 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,210 With gusto. 547 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,855 [ burping] 548 00:21:30,826 --> 00:21:32,586 Hey, Leela. 549 00:21:32,654 --> 00:21:34,524 I guess I got this for you. 550 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,826 Oh. Thank you. 551 00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:38,855 You know what, Fry. 552 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,171 I don't care if you're not 553 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,520 the most important person in the universe. 554 00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:45,096 It really makes me happy to see you right now. 555 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:47,242 Then I amthe most important person 556 00:21:47,309 --> 00:21:49,139 in the universe. 557 00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:55,210 FRY: Yes!