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MAN: It's The Futurama
Holiday Spectacular
brought to you by...

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(READING)

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Ah, the Xmas season.

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Who wants a delicious
unshelled nut?

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Ooh, I'll have one.

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It's "nut" so good.

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(GROANS)

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What's wrong, Fry?
Are you regretting
another wasted year?

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I don't know.
Something about Xmas

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just doesn't feel
like Christmas.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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Santa's coming!
Initiate defenses!

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God rest
ye merry gentlemen

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in peace.

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Can someone please explain
how you celebrate
this crazy holiday?

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Preferably in song.

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It's the violentest
season of the year

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When Kringle-bot
come dispensing
mugs of Xmas fear

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Sugar plummy
visions will be dancing
in your head

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When I cane you
from the comfort of my sled

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On Xmas Eve,
we don our gay apparel

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Kevlar vests,
asbestos stockings
and a barrel

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And if
Grandma's Xmas fruitcake
finally reaches critical mass

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It can be re-gifted
straight to Santa's ass

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But the ornamental armaments
are merely superficial

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The tinsel and the trappings
are just icing on the missile

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The one thing that you need
to make your Xmas
Day splendiferous

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Is a pine tree
A pine tree that's coniferous

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We have to have a pine tree
that's coniferous

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You're welcome.

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You know, Santa may
have killed Scruffy,
but he makes a good point.

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What we need is an
old-fashioned pine tree.

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Cram it, Virginia.

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Pine trees have been
extinct for over 800 years.

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Professor,
maybe there's some way

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to bring the pine
trees back to life.

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Like we did with
the barking snakes.

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(BARKING)

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Pine trees aren't
barking snakes.

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They won't just
turn up in a salad
at Olive Garden.

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But there is one
hope and, as usual,
it's Norwegian.

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(CREW SCREAMING)

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Behold!

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The Svalbard
Global Seed Vault.

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Since 2008,
the vault has preserved seeds
of every known plant species,

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in case of extinction.

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And I brought
a few seeds of my own.

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(BARKING)

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Halt! What's your
business pokey-poking
about the seed vault?

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Guardian of mankind's
precious botanical
heritage there?

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We just want to come in
and rummage about a bit.

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Oh, so... Okay.

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Yo, ABBA,
what's that next door?

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That's the Germ
Warfare Repository.

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It's so close.

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Is there any chance
of cross-contamination?

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No.

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Now, your pine trees
were all chopped down

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to make emergency toilet paper
during the Fifty-Year Squirts.

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Lucky the seeds have
been preserved here
in the vault there.

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What's that splork on them?

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It's not germs, is it?

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No.

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Now that's a tree
worth chopping down.

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Indeed,
'tis a lovely tree.

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'Twill truly be my
finest Xmas ever.
(SCREAMS)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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That's what my
poll numbers need.

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Happy voters enjoying
some holiday cheer.

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As your vice-president,
I order you to
steal that tree.

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My fellow Earthicans,

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welcome to
the annual White House
Xmas-tree lighting,

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brought to you by
Gunderson's Nuts.

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WOMAN: Gunderson!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Oh, no!
Could the seed
have been contaminated

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by a virus from
the germ vault?

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Wait.
This could be a good thing.
That weaponized virus

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made the sickly, little tree
grow big and strong.

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(PEOPLE YELLING)

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Wait. This could be
a good thing.

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Reforestation has begun.

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Geez, with these...

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Arguably, this could
be a good thing.

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The planet has returned
to its primeval state.

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Earth is just the way it was
before the white man came.

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(DEVICE POWERING UP)
Good news.

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All these pine trees are
fighting global warming

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by producing oxygen.

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Happy now, Gore?

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Yeah.

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But I'd be happier if
I had a set of lungs.

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Wait a second.
Oxygen levels are
rising too rapidly.

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10%, 20%, 60%.

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As long as it
doesn't hit 70.

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80%.

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You know, I don't
recall having done
anything for a while,

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but I still feel
I deserve a smoke.

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(ALL GASP)

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Hey, cool.
The air is on fire.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Everyone's dead.

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Stay tuned for another tale
of holiday hilarity.

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MAN: Now back to
the Gunderson's Nuts

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Holiday Spectacular
featuring Futurama.

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Okay, crew.
Xmas break is over.

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It's time to
destroy these gifts
we forgot to deliver.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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How come we get
off for every dumb
human holiday,

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but not for
robot holidays?

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Oh, Lord.
Not Robanukah.

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I'm talking about Robanukah,

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the holiest six
and a half weeks
in the robot calendar.

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That's just a fake holiday
you make up every year
to get out of work.

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Yeah. If it's real,

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how come there's no song
that explains how
to celebrate it?

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Because there is.

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Hit it.
Hit what?

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I placed instruments
under your seats.

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Play them
or I'll break them
over your heads.

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(SINGING)
Robanukah may sound
as if it's Jewish

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But its
ancient-sounding customs
are exceptionally newish

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So take a hearty swallow
from your robo-Kiddush cup

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Which will give me time
to quickly make them up

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(BURPS)

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Do you spin
a dreidel made from clay?

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Mine is called a droid-el
and it's rigged
to make you pay

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Do you eat these yummy,
tin-wrapped
chocolate coins?

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Better. We got fem-bots
with illegal five-speed groins

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Shalom, Ruth and Esther.

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Why with the music
so loud?

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Would it kill him
to turn up the heat
a little in here?

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By far, the most
important thing is oil

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To keep the lamp light burning
or to help the latkes broil

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No, we pour the holy lubricant
out from this sacred vessel

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into this blessed
pit so they can wrestle

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The extra made-up touch
that makes Robanukah so special

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is the oil in which the
nasty fem-bots wrestle

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We shall now begin the
traditional oil wrestling.

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Will the referee bring out
the ceremonial cruse
of petroleum oil?

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Thank you, Abraham.

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Not in the hair, please.
I just had it did.

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Oh, no.

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These broads are
supposed to wrestle for
six and a half weeks,

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but there's only
enough petroleum oil
for four and a half weeks.

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We're still
getting paid, right?

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I told you it's an audition!

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Bender, four and a half weeks
of oil wrestling
sounds like plenty.

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This isn't
a lousy reform Robanukah.

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We need more petroleum oil!

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I got me some whale oil,
some squirrel oil.

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Not kosher!
It has to be petroleum oil!

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Do you not give a damn
about the hallowed
traditions of Robanukah?

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I reckon I do not.

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Anyways, Earth done run out
of petroleum oil.

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(ALL GASP)

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I tried to warn you.

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One unit of free,
limitless solar power, please.

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That'll be,
I don't know, 10 bucks.

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Can you make change
for a Nobel Prize?

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Man, can't we just make
more petroleum oil?

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I'm afraid not, son.

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Petroleum only forms
when organic matter

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is subjected to intense
pressure for hundreds
of millions of years.

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I can't wait that long.
I've got ADD.

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This is so unfair.

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I don't wrestle dry, Bender.
I went to Vassar.

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Professor, I want you
to look these poor
floozies in the eye

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and tell them their
oil-wrestling days are over.

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I suppose there could
be a minute quantity
of petroleum left,

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but it would be insanely
deep within the Earth

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at pressures so
dangerously high...

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(HORN HONKING)

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Let's go, already!

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Setting Bachman Turners
to Overdrive.

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We're getting pretty deep.
Look! Mole coffins.

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AMY: Oh, no.
We tunneled into a tunnel.

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What's that loud,
boring sound you'll hear
when I stop talking?

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FARNSWORTH: (GASPS)
It's an albino humping worm.

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Why do they call it that?

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Because it doesn't
have any pigment.

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What's our depth, Captain?

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Forty kilometers, 50.

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There must be petroleum oil
down here somewhere.

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Go deeper. Deeper!

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No, Bender.
The ship can't withstand
this much pressure.

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Sometimes it falls
apart just sitting
in the hangar.

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Professor,
I've never asked for
anything before,

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but seeing those
fem-bots glistening

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with oil means more
to me than life itself.

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Call me an old fool,
but I believe the Lord is
speaking through you.

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Brace yourselves, everyone.

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One hundred kilometers.

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Two hundred.

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I hate to complain
about the heat,

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but the air conditioner's
on fire.

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My ice cream Manwich!

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What the hell
are we doing?

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We're all gonna die
so this junkyard golem
can celebrate Robanukah.

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You vile racist.

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Haven't my people
suffered enough?

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Now keep drilling
for that petroleum oil,
you selfish cowards.

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Although, then again,
I guess any kind of oil
would be just as...

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Not my fault.

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(SINGING)
I am so great. Bender is great

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Bender, Bender, Bender

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Man, where'd the time go?

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Hey, you guys wanna...
Oh. Right.

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(GASPS)

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They turned
into petroleum oil.

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I thought they were selfish,
yet in the end,

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it turns out it was I
who thought they were selfish.

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(HUMMING)

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Hey, ladies, I found some.
What the...

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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There was only
enough petroleum oil

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for four and a half
weeks of oil wrestling,

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but it lasted
500 million years.

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It's a miracle.

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Happy Robanukah, everyone.

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Coming up next,
more thoughtful,
interfaith hijinks.

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MAN: And now,
the unrelated conclusion.

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Hello, Fry.
Hey, Fry!

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How you doing?
What's up?

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LaBarbara, Hermes,
happy Kwanzaa.

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We brought a chocolate cake,

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but now I'm worried that
might be offensive
in some way.

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Just sit down.

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Happy Kwanzaa,
brother men and sister men.

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Well, look at the cat
the cat dragged in.

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Kwanzaa tradition
encourages educational gifts.

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So I brought Dwight
my book on mathketball.

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Whoa!
Let me see that.

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I'll sign it for you later.

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Man,
it's a cold one out there.

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Barbados Slim?

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Come in, Barbados.

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Look at yourself,
all throbbing and shirtless
for the holiday.

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I hope you're
ready to celebrate.

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All night long, woman.
(CHUCKLES)

243
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I'm glad you all could be
here with my family.

244
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,956
Kwanzaa traditions
are quite ancient,
dating back over 1,000 years.

245
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,383
Whoa!

246
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:40,799
If only someone
could tell us more
about these traditions.

247
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,384
Oh, yeah.

248
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,876
Hey, Kool-Aid's here.

249
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,838
No, child. That's not
a made-up character.

250
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,139
It's Kwanzaa-bot.

251
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,932
And I'm gonna tell you all
how we celebrate Kwanzaa.

252
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,976
Zoidberg, lay down a beat.

253
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,400
How about I just lay down?

254
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,106
(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)

255
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,323
(SINGING)
There's seven basic principles
that go to make up Kwanzaa

256
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,953
So sit your
asses down and have
some knowledge dropped upon ya

257
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,661
Kujichagulia

258
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,241
And Umoja.
And the rest!

259
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,286
Now we get it

260
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,659
Sit back down
There's gonna be a test

261
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,500
My favorite's Ujamaa

262
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,212
Cooperative economics

263
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,672
Yo, bulldog, I'm talking here
Put away the comics

264
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,085
Ku'umba is another one
It stands for creativity

265
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,803
Like the ever-changing nature
of my sexual proclivities

266
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,051
I think there's one called Nia
but I don't speak Swahili

267
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,561
Something about a pine tree
and an oil-wrestling deal-y?

268
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,192
That's from Xmas and Robanukah
you plagiarizing lout

269
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,611
Yeah, I'm kind of
losing interest here
I best be rolling out

270
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,031
But before I go,
the most important thing

271
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,823
What's that, black Santa?

272
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:50,324
You need seven Kwanzaa candles
that you light up every night

273
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,080
But they best be
made of beeswax

274
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,871
or you all might
as well be white

275
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,365
They must be made of beeswax
or we might as well be white

276
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,455
Well, we got
no beeswax candles,

277
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:05,214
but these scented
regular wax candles
will do just fine.

278
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,590
Girl, those stink sticks
are for single women
who take baths.

279
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,426
If your Kwanzaa candles
ain't 100% beeswax,

280
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,264
you bring shame
on your people.

281
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,928
Well, now that won't do.

282
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,888
Husband,
show a little Ku'umba

283
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,436
and fetch some beeswax
before Kwanzaa ends.

284
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,940
Sweet candelabra of
La Habra, LaBarbara.

285
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,903
Isn't this the last night
of Kwanzaa?

286
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,653
Who the hell knows?

287
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,572
Finally, a bee farm that's
open late on Kwanzaa.

288
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,822
Madam, I need beeswax.

289
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,199
You sure you don't need
a little honey, handsome?

290
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,536
Maybe a taste of sweet nectar
straight from the hive?

291
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,753
(ALL EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)

292
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,092
I just need some beeswax
to make Kwanzaa candles.

293
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,669
Well, that's too darn bad.

294
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,344
There ain't no beeswax
in the whole world.

295
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,683
Oh, no. This could be
the year without a Kwanzaa,

296
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,430
like every year before 1966.

297
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,313
The bees are
acting all crazy

298
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,060
like they been drinking
Tang and cough syrup,

299
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,192
or as I call it,
my Friday night.
(LAUGHS)

300
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,650
(COUGHING)

301
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,516
My God.

302
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:09,034
It's Colony Collapse Syndrome.
The bees are swarming
with parasites.

303
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,315
They're all dying.

304
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,315
Yeah,
but what a way to go.

305
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,527
"Die young,
leave a pretty corpse,"
that's what I say.

306
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,328
You should say
something else.

307
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,792
Wait. I know where
we can get beeswax.

308
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,962
From those giant space bees
who nearly killed us,

309
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,881
and we swore we'd
never go back there.

310
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,750
Let's go back there.

311
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,925
To communicate
with the bees,

312
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,639
we'll need to use
these trans-bumbleators.

313
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,851
Bender,
say something in bee talk.

314
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,473
(BUZZING)

315
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,016
I'm sorry, Bender.
What do you want me
to put on the glass?

316
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,154
(BUZZING)

317
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,477
Okay, if we survive.

318
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,871
Something's wrong.
It's way too quiet.

319
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,834
Like the deadly Prius.

320
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,119
FARNSWORTH: Ah,
here they come.

321
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,457
They're in attack formation.
They're gonna kill us.

322
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,546
That was weird.

323
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,632
It's like the
Jägermeister air show
all over again.

324
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,135
According to Google Hive,

325
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,595
we are at the exact center
of the honeycomb.

326
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,482
And there's a Jamba
Juice 0.2 miles
that way.

327
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,856
Does that thing tell you
where the queen bee is?

328
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:33,241
The big, fat, ugly,
compound-eyed,
hairy-thoraxed...

329
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,571
Don't be applying
your Eurocentric

330
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,866
standards of
beauty to me, fool.

331
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,621
What's with the
kamikaz-bees?

332
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,964
Man, my hive's
been going buck-wild

333
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,540
since these blood-ganking
butt crabs moved in.

334
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,168
Been there, done that.

335
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,215
They're all infected,
just like the bees on Earth.

336
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,720
Brother-sucking parasites gone
and disrupted our hive mind.

337
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,644
Now, instead of
working in harmony,

338
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,142
my bees just talk
smack to each other.

339
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,345
Are you all black
with yellow stripes

340
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,597
or are you yellow
with black stripes?

341
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,359
Yellow with
black stripes, man.

342
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,574
Why don't you just move along?

343
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,985
Let me ask you something,
you sting my wife?

344
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,661
What kind of
buzzing question is that?

345
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,989
Where do you get
the wings big enough
to ask me that?

346
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:27,504
Okay, gang.
We have plenty of beeswax.
Let's get back to the ship.

347
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,713
No, we are not
going anywhere.

348
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,384
I can't abide all
this bee-on-bee conflict.

349
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,473
It's time to
African-Americanize
these honeybees.

350
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:41,394
Listen up, bees.
It's Kwanzaa, a time of Umoja.

351
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,102
It means "unity".

352
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,978
You have to learn to
work together again.

353
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,522
The crazy
tablecloth man is right.

354
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,106
It's time to set
aside our differences.

355
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,073
Black stripe, yellow stripe.

356
00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:00,027
At the end of the day,
we're just a couple
of darn talking space bees.

357
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,235
Hey, forget about it.

358
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,906
Come here
and give me a sting.

359
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:09,206
Look. The spirit of Kwanzaa
is killing the parasites.

360
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,332
(ALL CHEERING)

361
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,418
FRY: Yuck!

362
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,962
But, yay!

363
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,795
Thank you, my human brother.

364
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,971
Your message of unity
has touched our souls.

365
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,930
We are once again of
a single hive mind.

366
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,932
(CRASHING)
KWANZAA-BOT: Oh, yeah.

367
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,519
Hurray! Kwanzaa-bot's
here to save...

368
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:30,564
(SQUELCHING)

369
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,186
They killed him.

370
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,946
Joyous Kwanzaa, everybody.

371
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,325
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

372
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,503
(CHUCKLING)

373
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,961
Don't worry.
The Futurama crew
will be back next year

374
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:56,383
with all new
episodes featuring Bender,
Leela and me, Al Gore,

375
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,384
as Captain Lance Starman.

376
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,973
And from all of us here
at Gunderson's Nuts,
happy holidays.

377
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,213
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