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Item one... Duck!

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(YELLS)

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Cubert, you crapscallion!

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Why aren't you in school?

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I couldn't get past
the protestors.

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A bunch of smiling,
angry people

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were handing out
these anti-evolution flyers.

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(GASPS)

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Evolution is under attack
in our schools?

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To the Science Mobile!

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You mean the ship?
Yes. The Science Mobile!

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It's just that you've
never called it that
before, but okay.

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I don't understand evolution,

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and I have to protect my kids
from understanding it!

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We will not give in
to the thinkers!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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You people are as loud
as you are ignorant.

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Now, get back
on your turnip trucks
and go home!

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(BOOING)

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That is
an insultingly
accurate stereotype, sir!

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As a professor of science,

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I assure you that we did,
in fact, evolve
from filthy monkey-men!

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I cannot speak for you, sir,

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but my ancestors
were not monkeys.

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They were orangutans.

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Hard-working,
patriotic orangutans.

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Dr. Banjo?

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In the fur.

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And I remind you
that evolution is
merely a theory,

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like gravity,
or the shape of the Earth.

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Hey, Professor,
I'm a flying
spaghetti monster.

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You seriously believe
I'm descended from some
kind of flightless manicotti?

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Yes!
Oh, please.

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A far more logical
explanation is

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the undisprovable
science of Creatureism.

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All life was created
in its present form
7,000 years ago

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by a fantastical creature
from outer space!

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Bunk!
Oh!

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If your elitist East Coast
evolution is real,

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why has no one found
the missing link

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between modern humans
and ancient apes?

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We did find it.

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It's called Homo erectus.

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Then you have proven
my case, sir,

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for no one has found
the link between apes
and this Homo erectus.

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Yes, they have!
It's called Homo habilis.

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Ah-ha!

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But no one has found
the missing link

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between ape
and this so-called
Homo habilis.

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Yes, they have!

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It's called
Australopithecus africanus!

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Oh-ho! I've got you now.

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Fair enough,
but where, then,
is the missing link

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between apes
and this Darwinius masillae?

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Answer me that,
Professor!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Okay, granted,
that one missing link
is still missing,

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but just because we haven't
found it doesn't mean
it doesn't exist!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Things don't exist
simply because
you believe in them.

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Thus sayeth
the Almighty Creature
in the Sky!

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FARNSWORTH: I'll show
that banana-swilling
poop-slinger!

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We just need to find
that last missing link.

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I found a missing link.
It seems to be half man,
half toucan.

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Not what we're looking for.
Throw it in the soup.

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And here's something.

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Uh-oh. It's another one
of Fry's dogs.

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You find something, Hermes?
Ah, no.

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(GROANS)

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I hate chiseling
right after a manicure.

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Oh! Darn it!
I broke off
one of my fingers!

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Look, Cubert.
The neck on this one.

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I bet he spent
a fortune on ties!

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What, too soon?

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(SNORTS) I highly doubt
a Jurassic elaphrosaurid
had access to neckwear.

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I knew I should have
gone with the
ring-around-the-collar joke.

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Hey, look!
I found a robot fossil!

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That's a bedspring,
you dumb bedspring!

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There are no robot fossils.

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What? Who says
I didn't evolve?

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Everybody!

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Robots were created
quite recently.
It was in all the papers.

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Then explain this!

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(CLINKING)

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(DIGGING)

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FARNSWORTH: I've hit
a rich vein of missing links.

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Java man, Piltdown man,
Manfred Mann.

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(GASPS) Eureka!

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It's the elusive
missing missing link.

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This will show Banjo,
once and for all.

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ALL: Yeah!

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What the...
AMY: Oh, That's mine.

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Hmm. My tux doesn't fit.

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Probably because
I've grown so much
since I last wore it.

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Or evolved,
one might say.

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One might not say that.

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Your tux doesn't fit
because you stole it
from a boy.

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You mean a man.

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It was his Bar Mitzvah.

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Welcome, museum members.

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Or, as I like to call you,
future exhibits.

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(CHUCKLING WEAKLY)

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He's good.

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Tonight we have a new resident
here in the Hall of Hominids,

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generously donated
by its discoverer,
Hubert Farnsworth.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Homo Farnsworth.

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Once again,
science saves the day.

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The end.

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And now, to discuss the
scientific implications
of this discovery,

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our new museum curator,
Dr. Banjo!

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Thank you,
Professor Farnsworth,
for your generous gift,

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which has, once and for all,
disproven evolution.

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Behold! Homo Farnsworth,

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frolicking with dinosaurs
at the moment of creation.

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I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.

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FARNSWORTH: Faster! Faster!

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Just drop me off
at that asteroid over there.

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Wow, this planetoid
is completely lifeless.

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Not lifeless enough!

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Set up my shack
so I can kick you
out of it!

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(YELLS)

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Professor, is this
your only water source?

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It looks like
Diet Dr. Pepper.

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It's not that bad.
It's just laden
with toxic minerals.

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But not for long.

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What's in the tube?
Microscopic Nanobots.

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They're tiny robots I designed
to eat up nasty irritants.

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Speaking of nasty irritants,
what's gonna become of Cubert?

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Who? Oh, my son.

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Don't worry.
He's been safely abandoned
with his godfather.

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Cubert, I felt we needed
some father-son bonding time,

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so I found a couple
of baseball gloves and
boiled them up for lunch.

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Why don't you
just go to hell!

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Wait! We still have to
discuss the facts of life.

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What are they?

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(SIGHS)

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Okay, I finished moving
the last grand piano.

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Now can we have our pizza?

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You'll get
your damn pizza,
you parasite!

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First, let's see if
my Nanobots have purified
the water yet.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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The water's as sterile
as my milkman-trusting father.

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But what's this?

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The Nanobots have
gotten more complex.

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What's that you say?

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Those robots evolved
all by themselves, you say?

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It wasn't by themselves.
I put them there.

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I'm a genius.
Get over it!

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Hey, look.
Now they got bigger.

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FARNSWORTH: Good heavens!
Trilobots!

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Oh, no!
My sunglasses
were in there!

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(SCREAMING)

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Get off!

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Let's get the pizza
out of here!

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(PANTING)

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Look, there's a cave-like hole
in that mountain.

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It might be a cave.

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(PANTING)

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LEELA: Does anyone have
a lighter?

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BENDER: Hang on.
(OPENING BOTTLE)

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(GULPING)

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(BURPING)

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Okay, we have shelter

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and just enough precious food
to ward off starvation.

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It's pizza time!

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Pineapple?

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Oh, man!
So much for that.

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Hello. I remembered
you liked superheroes,

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so I painted you a mural
on your wall.

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This is Father-Man.

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He fights crime
to earn Son-Boy's
respect.

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Is it working?
This is sucky!

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You suck! Who taught you to do
three-point perspective?

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I could make a better mural
with my butt!

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Father-Man away.

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(SNORING)

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(YAWNS)

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Nothing like a cave
for a good night's sleep.

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So, what do we got to eat
that's not poisoned
with pineapple?

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I packed plenty of food,
but it's all in
dehydrated pill form.

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Then we need water
from that pond.

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We'll have to fight our way
past the Trilobots.

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Go! Go!
Hit anything
that moves!

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(ALL EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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Whoa.
Wow.

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AMY: A whole forest
grew overnight.

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(METALLIC CLANGING)

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All these trees are robotic.

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I can't believe how quickly
they sprung up.

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I can.
Robots do everything faster,
including evolving

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and believing
how quickly things
spring up.

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One thing about
Bristol-Myers Squibb, they
know how to cook a steak.

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Hey, look at me.
I'm the Ty-D-Bol Man.

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I own a yacht,
and everybody poops on me!

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(SCREAMING)

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Help! Police!

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Everybody grab a club.

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, big, tough water guy,
why don't you come up here
on land and...

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(SCREAMING)

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Look out for the next thing!

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(SCREAMING)

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Great Scott,
a Tricycle-tops.

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(BOTH ROARING)

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00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,669
(CHEERING)

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00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,174
Throw down,
dinosaurs of the land and sea.

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(CAWING)

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(SCREAMING)

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This is a cool way to die!

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Dr. Zoidberg?

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00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,809
I'm sorry for treating
you like a total Zoidberg...

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I mean, loser.

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Go on.

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00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,936
It's just that
I get bullied a lot.

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00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,493
I guess I kind of
make fun of people as
a defense mechanism.

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00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,779
Hey, Cubert,
is that your family mansion?

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00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,027
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

219
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,333
Why don't you ask your mom?
She's coming over
for a sex visit.

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(GROWLING)

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00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,671
(WHIMPERING)

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00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,209
Don't worry,
I know how
to handle bullies.

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Just pretend like
you're pathetic.

224
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Help, I'm scared!
I wet myself.

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I'm crying like a baby
and I'm soaking in pee,

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but what else is new?

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(CRYING)

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00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,101
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

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00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,427
The pee-babies
peed themselves.

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I'm off to pottery class,
dorkwads.

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And that's that.

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00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:15,937
Whoa! You're
like some kind
of dumpster Jedi.

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00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,149
So, you want to
come in maybe?

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I've got a nice pound cake
with a footprint on it.

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Don't eat my butt!

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00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,044
If this is anything like
killing that pigeon
on my balcony,

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we've got our work
cut out for us.

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(TIRES SQUEALING)

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00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,472
(SCREAMING)

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Look out, a solar flare!

241
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,908
What the shmell happened?

242
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,491
A mass extinction.

243
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:08,576
That solar flare
created a huge
electromagnetic pulse

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that, while harmless
to organic life,

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short-circuited
the robo-dinosaurs.

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Convenient.

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00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:18,171
Only puny mammal-like robots
cowering in caves

248
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,046
could survive such
a catastrophe.

249
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,051
Guys, guys!
I taught myself to knit.

250
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,550
Wait a moment.

251
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,555
If we could scavenge
the right parts
from these robo-dinos,

252
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,642
I might be able to construct
a rudimentary spaceship

253
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,399
to get us off this planet!

254
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:41,532
Oh, well, it took
almost two hours,
but it's finished.

255
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,906
(ALL CHEERING)

256
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,820
Now let's go to sleep.

257
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:49,409
It's solar powered,
so we can't take off
until sunrise.

258
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,080
Well, let's find something
comfy to bed down on.

259
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,416
(SNORING)

260
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,547
(MUFFLED YELLING)

261
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,107
(ROOSTER CROWING)

262
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,859
(ALL YAWNING)

263
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,532
Hey, looky here.

264
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,038
(HORN HONKING)

265
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,422
HERMES: Sweet robot swan
of Botswana!

266
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,210
Looks like the fittest
did a little surviving
last night, huh?

267
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,335
Whatever.

268
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,711
Hey, looky there.

269
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,470
(SCREAMING)

270
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:47,715
(GASPS) Those robo-cavemen
have kidnapped our
human regular-women.

271
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,804
We gotta save them!

272
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,468
But the only weapon we have
is my fan dance.

273
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,730
Hmm. I believe I can
fashion a slingshot using
this robot wishbone

274
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,153
and this elastic
from my pants.

275
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,243
(GRUNTING)

276
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,575
I think they want wives,
so just play along.

277
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,540
If it doesn't work out,
we'll still get
half their rocks.

278
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,751
I can earn my own rocks.
Also, I don't want any rocks.

279
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,418
Well, it took almost 12 hours,
but it's finished.

280
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,165
HERMES: It's too dark now,

281
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,588
but first thing tomorrow,
we'll slingshot them

282
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,847
like they've never
been slangshat.

283
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,228
(YELLING)

284
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,989
What's going on?
How did we save you?

285
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,449
It was
the weirdest thing.

286
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,369
We went to sleep,
and when we woke up,
our cave husbands were gone.

287
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,490
I'm gonna miss Spencer.

288
00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,211
Don't be afraid, little guys.
I'm not going to hurt you.

289
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:02,836
(WHISTLES)

290
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,500
Nice net.

291
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,549
(STAMMERING)
You can speak?

292
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,884
Dread my locks!

293
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,177
A fully-evolved robot human!

294
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,391
I'm Dr. Widnar,
a naturalist.

295
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,387
And I'm Bender, baby.

296
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,095
My human slaves and I
come from a planet

297
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,935
where organic life
and robotic life evolved
side by side.

298
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,557
Oh, shut up!

299
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,110
Amazing.

300
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,652
I've theorized
that carbon-based,
fat-filled life could exist,

301
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,277
but until today,
I never had any proof.

302
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,565
Good for you.
Can we go home now?

303
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,117
(MURMURING)

304
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,216
Welcome, museum members,

305
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,551
or as I like to call you,
future exhibits.

306
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,097
(ROBOT COUGHS)

307
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,891
I now present
my latest discovery,

308
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:02,145
the amazing
non-mechanical man,
Homo Farnsworth.

309
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,363
Thank you.

310
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,031
I must say,
I'm so proud to see
what you've blossomed into

311
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,702
since I first created
your ancestors.

312
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,861
(ALL GASP)

313
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,199
What?
I thought you knew.

314
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,294
You all evolved
from some filth-gobbling
Nanobots I designed.

315
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,462
I dumped them
in one of your ponds
a few days ago.

316
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,212
But this is
creationist talk.

317
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,754
He speaks lies!

318
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,458
The Earth was created
in eons, not days.

319
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,304
Yes, relative to you,
it was eons,

320
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,295
but, well, look at
this hologram I took
the day before yesterday

321
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,559
of a robot frolicking
with a robo-dinosaur.

322
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,024
(ALL GASP)

323
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,188
I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.

324
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,315
You're under arrest
for crimes against science.

325
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,533
No!

326
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,072
Could you drag me
by the restroom?

327
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,656
(CHATTERING)

328
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,460
MAN: Go back to Roboklahoma!

329
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,998
Order!
In the matter of
Everyone v. Farnsworth,

330
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:12,972
the alleged creationist
faces a sentence
of death by melting.

331
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,180
Who is representing
the accused?

332
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,221
I am.
I am, Your Honor.

333
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,305
(ALL GASP)

334
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,558
Bender, what the hell
are you doing?

335
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,805
Shut up,
I'm billing you
by the hour!

336
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,404
Besides, I'm a robot,
they'll listen to me.

337
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,938
(CLEARING THROAT)

338
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,403
Ladytrons and gentlebots...

339
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:34,154
Objection. In the absence
of pants, defense's suspenders
serve no purpose.

340
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,698
I'm going to allow them
for now.

341
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,116
Thank you.
Your Honor, this meat-man
does not deny

342
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:43,253
that we robots
are the glorious product
of evolution.

343
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,711
He claims only to have played
a small role in supplying
the initial machinery.

344
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,054
I ask you,
is that so crazy?

345
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,545
Yes, it's completely crazy,

346
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,802
and that is why you must
find him not guilty
by reason of insanity!

347
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,264
(ALL GASP)

348
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,676
Objection! I'm not crazy.

349
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,055
I created you all,

350
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,641
and I came here
in a homemade spaceship
and lived in a cave.

351
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,400
If you don't believe me,
ask my uncle.

352
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,817
Prosecutor,
your opening statement?

353
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,321
Yeah, honey,
I'll be home for dinner.

354
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,992
The prosecution rests,
Your Honor.

355
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,151
Very well.

356
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,869
We will reconvene
when the jury reaches
a verdict.

357
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,748
Son, you in
a whole mess of trouble.

358
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,757
(SNORING)

359
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:39,928
(GAVEL THUDDING)

360
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,012
What?

361
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,347
JUDGE: Has the jury reached
a verdict?

362
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,022
MAN: No, we have not,

363
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,444
for we have evolved
to a higher state
of consciousness.

364
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:53,149
In the grand scheme,
all physical beings
are but yokels.

365
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,574
Now, settle your
petty squabbles and
get the hell out.

366
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,454
That'll be $10,000.

367
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,091
Well, digital photographs
don't lie.

368
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,182
I admit that what you
witnessed may have been
some form of evolution.

369
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,720
I'm glad you agree,
Dr. Banjo.

370
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,604
Evolution set in motion
by a wise and
all-knowing creator.

371
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,683
You.

372
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,191
(CHUCKLES) Well, I don't know
about all-knowing.

373
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,941
And I admit it's possible,
however unlikely,

374
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,944
that some wise
and all-knowing alien monster

375
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,607
set evolution in motion
here on Earth.

376
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,356
Oh, oh, and the creator
could also be a robot.

377
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,199
(SCOFFS) Then who built
this so-called creator robot?

378
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,696
Some magical bearded robot
in the sky?

379
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,248
I guess that
would be stupid.
Never mind.

380
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,495
Then it's settled.

381
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,796
Finally, a world
in which I'm happy
to raise my son.

382
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,127
Good, 'cause I'm
sick of him.

383
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,429
(ALL LAUGHING)

384
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,809
I'm serious.
He's a terrible person.

385
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,171
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