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ANNOUNCER: Cash, cash,
cash for your bones!

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Too many bones?
Not enough cash?
Call Cash Bone!

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Ribs, skulls, spines,
even certain tiny ear bones.

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The leg bone's
connected to
the Cash Bone!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Aw! Nibbler made
a bobo for Mama.

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I'll pick it up with my
supey-dupey poopy scoopy.

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(GRUMBLING)

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(BEEPING)

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Core magnetic field,
31 microteslas.

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Nice.

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Temperature? Whoa!

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The magma P. I.
Is 10,000 degrees
Selleck!

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(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

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(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

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Leela, I am
collecting data.

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Could you dump that
somewhere else?

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Not really.
It's highly volatile
dark matter and some corn.

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But I'm presenting
my thesis tomorrow,

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and I've barely
had time to prepare.

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Nonsense.
You've been my grad
student for 12 years.

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You were ready
six years ago.

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What?

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I probably
should have told you.

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Anyway,
the important thing is
to be relaxed tomorrow.

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Are you sure?

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Yes.

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Do what you young
people do to unwind.

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Take a joyride
in your jalopy.

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Wear a T-shirt
and eat a fish stick.
Go!

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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay, amigos,
one teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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ALL: Hear, hear!

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(GULPING)

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Hmm.

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I guess I'm still
kind of nervous.

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One more teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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Still a little
nervous?

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(BURPS)

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She's a nervous wreck!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Well, I may not
have a man,

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but at least
I've got you,
poopsie-doodle.

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Leela, it's time
you and I had a talk.

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A talk? You can't break up
with me. You're my pet!

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As much as I enjoy
being the object of your
misplaced affections,

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I am also a highly
sophisticated being

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who longs for
intelligent
conversation.

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Aw! Is shnookums
not feeling
shtimuwated?

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An understatement,
to say the least.

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It's time you
treated me
with respect.

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If you want to be
treated like a fellow
crew member, fine,

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but no more
purse rides,

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and no more dressing
you up in your cute
little sailor suit.

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I keep telling you
that's my real
naval uniform.

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(BOTH MOAN)

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Your place or mine?

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Both. But first,
this place.

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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

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(STUTTERING)

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Ooh! Room for one more?
(LAUGHING SAUCILY)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(GASPS)

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I thought
I set you for 7: 15!

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FEMALE VOICE: Sorry,
I hooked up with
Bender last night.

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Dude was all over
my snooze button.

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But my doctoral exam
is in 10 minutes. On Mars!

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(SPLASHING)

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Ew! Kif, did you
yack on the floor?

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Yes, I did.

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Where's your candidate,
Farnsworth?

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I have a long list
of students
to humiliate today.

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(DOOR CLANGING OPEN)

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You're late,
Miss Wong.

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Oh, God, this is like
one of those nightmares!

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(SHRIEKS)

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Here, take my lab coat.

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Allow me to introduce
your examining committee

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in descending order
of grumpiness.

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Professor
Ogden Wernstrom.

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Wernstrom.

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KATZ: Downtown Professor
of Applied Physics,
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

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I see by your
curriculum vitae that
you're a Sagittarius.

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KATZ: And Professor
Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell.

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MALE VOICE: The cow says...

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(MOOING)

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He proved that 50 years ago,
and he's been coasting on it
ever since.

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I am the esteemed
Professor Morris Katz,
and you are wasting my time.

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Proceed.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Lmagine,
if you will...

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Oh, God.

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A gigantic spherical
generator, one that could
provide unlimited energy

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because it's essentially
in perpetual motion.

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(SCOFFING)

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Young lady,
have you been
drinking?

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(CHUCKLES) Well, yes,
but that's not revelant.

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I'm talking about Earth.
Earth's the generator.

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(SHEEP BLEATING)

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Suppose this basketball
is the whole world.

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To many young men
in the inner city, it is.

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As it spins, it's producing
an enormous magnetic field.

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If we could use that field
to generate electric current,

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we could actually harness
the Earth's rotational
ener... Ener... (SNEEZES)

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Yes, tapping
the Earth's
ener-kerchoo.

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Go on.

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Sorry,
I'm super-allergic
to cats.

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Professor Katz,
would you mind...

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Miss Wong,
I mind everything.

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You just need to polarize
the Earth's core
with a huge static charge

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by ratcheting
superconducting
wire down into...

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(SNEEZES) Sorry.

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Enough. The committee members
will now vote yea or nay.

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Nay.
Nay.

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Hell, nay.

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MALE VOICE:
The horse says,
"Doctorate denied."

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It's okay, Amy.

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I don't have
a fancy degree either,

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but today I'm a prominent boy
in the package delivery field.

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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Now that I am a full
and equal member of the crew,

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I pledge my loyalty,
my perspicacity

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and, dare I say it,
my friendship.

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Leela, muzzle
that skunk.

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We can't stop a meeting
for some cute,
fuzzy, little...

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(GASPS) Hey,
look, a kitty cat.

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(STATIC CRACKLING)

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You again?

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(SNEEZES) Get away,
you mangy ball of histamines.

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You leave
kitty cat alone!

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ALL: (EXCLAIMING) Kitty cat.

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People, please,
I'm trying to run
a business,

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so I get to hold kitty.
Here, puss, puss...

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No, me.
Over here.
I wanna hold him.

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Its anus looks
like an asterisk.

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Captain Fuzzy Toes
reporting for duty.
I mean, cutie.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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My best friend died
in that uniform.

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I hate that cat!

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If I had a spray bottle,
I'd give him such a spritzing.

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I'll tell you one thing,

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nothing acts that cute
without some ulterior motive.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Aw! You want
your dipey changed?

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We'll have to watch
its every move.

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Powder, please.

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(CAGE CLANGS SHUT)

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Here's my new theory:
That is one adorable cat.

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I guess
I was just jealous.

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I do miss being
Leela's shnookums.

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I'm going to apologize
and hope for a pity pet.

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(BOTH GASP)

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Yes, my lord.

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Amy and Nibbler
are a tewwible thweat.

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They must be spayed
and neutered, wespectivewy.

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(SNARLING)

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(MEOWING IN TUNE)

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(MEOWING IN HUSKY TONE)

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(GLASS SHATTERING)

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The cat is evil!
We have proof!

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It was summoning
a saucer.

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Of course
it wanted a saucer,
you idiot.

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A saucer of
dewicious cweam.

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You fool, this isn't
about the cream!

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It's pwonounced
"cweam"!

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I'm petting mine
down to the bone.

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Just stwoke
its fwuffy fur.

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Scwatch its fwubby chin.

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Fweeble its fwooby pwow.

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ALL: Pet it. Pet it.

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Pet it. Pet it.

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No, no!

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Pet it. Pet it.

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(SNEEZES)
ALL: Pet it. Pet it.

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(MEOWING)

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NIBBLER: What do cats
need with that much
yarn and cobalt?

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They're doing
something downstairs.
We've got to find out what.

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Where do you think
you're going, No-cat?

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The basement.
I think I left the
air hockey table on.

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Without a cat,
you ain't going nowhere.

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Can you at least tell us
what's going on down there?

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We're certainly
not building
something sinister,

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00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,185
if that's what
you're implying.

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Now, come on, Bender,
something sinister
won't build itself.

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Professor Katz's
last name is Katz.

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Do you think he has
something to do
with these cats?

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The conclusion
is as inescapable
as it is moronic.

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I say we pay him a visit,
and if he won't talk to us,

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he'll talk to
Smith & Wesson

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(COCKS GUN)

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00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,499
Or, perhaps,
Consolidated Head Melter.

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Professor Katz,
we want answers!

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I warn you,
if I have to get cute,
it's gonna get ugly.

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(SCREAMS) He's dead!

195
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,789
Wait. What are these
strings on his lap?

196
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,843
What the...
He isn't dead.

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He's one of those
dog-operated puppets

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that's been adapted
for use by a cat!

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00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,722
So, I had my doctorate
denied by that fuzzball?

200
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,136
Bad kitty!

201
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,699
(BOTH GASP)

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00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:44,702
AMY: They actually built
the planetary ratchet
from my thesis!

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00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,288
(ALL GRUNTING)

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00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,132
(SNEEZES)

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00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,418
Uh-oh!

206
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,375
What the...
(GASPS)

207
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,717
Well, look what
the me dragged in.

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00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,048
You can talk!

209
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,386
You can talk?

210
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,971
How ironic.

211
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,556
Two hyper-intelligent
beings both pretending
to be simple house pets.

212
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,604
Say, do you know
Obliteron?

213
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,107
He pretends to be
a hamster, but...

214
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,320
Yeah, that's really great.
Could you please
tell us what's going on?

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00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,152
What? Oh! Right.

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00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,565
You see, my associates and I
are from the ninth planet

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of the star
you call Thuban.

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00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,449
Long ago,
life there was ideal.

219
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The sun provided
plenty of warm,
dozy light.

220
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The chicken-salmon
roamed free.

221
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Yet disaster loomed.

222
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Our planet's rotation
was gradually slowing.

223
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At first,
it seemed beneficial.

224
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Long, dark nights
for sleeping,

225
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long, sunny days
for sleeping.

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But then it got too hot.

227
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(MEOWING IN PAIN)

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And too cold.

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(SHUDDERING)

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Our top scientists
went to work.

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At last,
they located a planet with
the necessary orientation

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and magnetic field
to harness its
rotational energy.

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Earth!
Indubitably.

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Although we call it
Blue Blue Shiny Ball.

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(MEOWING)

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In the area
now known as Egypt,

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my people
constructed a giant,
semi-octahedral antenna

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to beam Earth's
rotational energy
to Thuban.

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AMY: The Great
Pyramid at Giza!

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00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,226
KATZ: Yes. The Egyptians
viewed us as gods,

241
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but ironically,
that was our downfall.

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They pampered us
with feasts most fancy
and victuals most tender.

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We grew fat
and domesticated.

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(MEOWS)

245
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,992
Thousands of years passed,

246
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,083
and our home world
was nearing
total destruction.

247
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,080
(CATS MEOWING IN AGONY)

248
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:52,833
MAN: Shut up!

249
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:53,916
(WINDOW SLAMS SHUT)

250
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,340
But the technology
to save our planet was lost.

251
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,590
Lost, that is,
until I heard you speak
at Mars University.

252
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,638
So, you called my thesis
a fat sack of barf,
and then you stole it?

253
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,100
Welcome to academia.

254
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,473
He intends to siphon off
Earth's rotational energy!

255
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,268
Earth will come
to a stop, and...

256
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,232
Half of you will cook,
and half of you will freeze.

257
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:20,033
Earth will be one big McDLT.
We just got that commercial
last year.

258
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,029
Oh, yeah, smarty paws?

259
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,071
You may have built
the ratchet, but you
can't reach the core

260
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,076
without 4,000 miles
of superconducting wire.

261
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,913
(GASPS) The ball of yarn!

262
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,208
Quite.

263
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,174
Even so, you'd still
need a tremendously
powerful static charge

264
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,507
to trigger the process.

265
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,511
Ever had a cat
rub up against you?

266
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,513
If you're propositioning me,
I'm not interested.

267
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,508
I'm talking about
the charge generated

268
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,888
when 50,000 felines
rub against
a single surface.

269
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,483
Professor?

270
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,112
(WHIRRING)

271
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,357
(CATS MEOWING)

272
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,411
(STATIC CRACKLING)

273
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,507
(EARTH SHUDDERING)

274
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,684
Soon the world
will come to a stop,

275
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,181
and there's nothing
you can do to stop it.

276
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,891
The stopping of the world,
that is. It's unstoppable.

277
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,478
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

278
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,353
Excuse me.

279
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,688
(PURRING)

280
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,114
(RUMBLING)

281
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,359
(GRUNTING)

282
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,490
The Earth is
coming to a stop!

283
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,735
Keep your eyes on
the kitties and push!

284
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:53,867
(PURRING)

285
00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:01,746
These space cats seem to be
employing some form of
hypnotic hyper-cuteness.

286
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,918
Well,
two can play at that game.
And one of them is me.

287
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,045
(WHIMPERING)

288
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,429
Nibbler? Poopsie-doodle?

289
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,678
Mr. Winkles, Smudge-Smudge.
Quick, dance with each other!

290
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,561
ALL: Aw!

291
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,056
Aw!

292
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,107
Damn, they are good.

293
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,278
(ALL GRUNTING)

294
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,243
We're coming to a full stop.
All cats, to your posts!

295
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,625
Catastrophe Beach Party.
Scene One.

296
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,422
Cue disaster effects,
and action!

297
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,014
(RUMBLING)

298
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,257
(ALL SCREAMING)

299
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,636
Cut! That extra looked
at the camera.
We'll have to do it again.

300
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,854
(ALL GROAN)

301
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,359
And now to transfer
your planet's
rotational energy

302
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,559
to my home world.

303
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,962
Well, now,
this calls for
a celebration.

304
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,169
(MEWING TRIUMPHANT TUNE)

305
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,967
(ALL GROANING)

306
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,306
What's all this cat
hair on my sweater?

307
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,226
Why am I full of sand?
And Tootsie Rolls?

308
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,651
You were all under
the spell of those
obnoxious space cats!

309
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,783
Enjoy being
broiled alive
by the sun,

310
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,530
and also the dead bird
we've left in your slipper.

311
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,072
(LAUGHING)

312
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,834
Quickly! If we turn
the ratchet the other way,

313
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,330
perhaps we can
restart the Earth!

314
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,658
(ALL GRUNTING)

315
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,214
It won't turn.
Push harder, Bender!

316
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,344
I can't! You should have
called my cousin, Turner.

317
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,757
(SIGHS) It's hopeless.

318
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:16,432
Even in theory,
the device can only apply
force in one direction.

319
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,472
Can someone open
a window? It's getting
a little warm in here.

320
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,806
Is that better?

321
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,362
Shmeezus, it's hot!

322
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,236
Why'd I have to invent
that awful device?

323
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,284
(CRYING)

324
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,406
(HISSING)

325
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,333
Amy, technology isn't
intrinsically good or evil.

326
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,543
It's how it's used.
Like the death ray.

327
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,380
Maybe you're right.

328
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,550
I guess science has
to keep pushing forward
with the hope that...

329
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,803
(GASPS) That's it!
Pushing forward!

330
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,553
Professor, I know how
to restart the Earth!

331
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,927
(SCOFFS) You can't
suddenly know something

332
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,473
just by assembling
a committee of words.

333
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,057
(GASPS) That's it!
I'll assemble your committee!

334
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,732
The ratchet
won't turn backwards,

335
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,024
but what if we kept
pushing it forward?

336
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,475
Earth would start
turning again!

337
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,738
Yes, the wrong direction!

338
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,454
(LAUGHING)

339
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,026
So?

340
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:23,908
Gentlemen, ladies,
let's get this
globe trotting.

341
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,830
(ALL GRUNTING)

342
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,457
It's working!
Just a little faster!

343
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,211
But we're plotzing here!

344
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,802
Then look at Nibbler!

345
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,263
ALL: Aw!

346
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,783
On the whole,
Earth's society
is worthless.

347
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,741
But they do have
these things called

348
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,491
antique rugs that are
great for peeing on.

349
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,994
(RUMBLING)

350
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,947
(GROANING)

351
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,879
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

352
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:13,797
KATZ: Good show.

353
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:22,350
And though the world
is now spinning in the wrong
direction, it's good enough.

354
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,720
Well done, Amy.

355
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:27,226
I'm honored to begrudgingly
present you with your Ph. D.

356
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,981
In applied physics.

357
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:33,191
Also, some kind of
sportsmanship award I had
in my glove compartment.

358
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,939
Yay! I'm finally
done with school!
How's the job market?

359
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,651
(BARKING) Rough.

360
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,319
Congratulations,
Dr. Wong!

361
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,578
(ALL CHEERING)

362
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,239
Congratulations.

363
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,083
Permission
to come aboard?

364
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,004
Granted, shnookums.

365
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,498
(WHIMPERING)

366
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,423
(PURRING)

367
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,257
FARNSWORTH: You've got
a bright future, Amy.

368
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:03,433
As sure as the sun
sets in the east.

369
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,088
ENGLISH - US - PSDH