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NEWSCASTER: We now go
live to our eye-in-the-sky
hovercopter

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on the scene of that
terrible hovercopter crash.

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Jim?
The news is not good.

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I've just learned that
my final words were,
"Back to you, Linda."

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(LAUGHING)

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One for the blooper reel.

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(SIGHS) The news
is so violent.

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Let's watch
Rachael Ray instead.

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No, wait,
there might
be chopping.

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God, what a wuss.
Stop being such
a spineless jellyfish.

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You know full well I am
more closely related
to the sea cucumber.

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Not where it counts.

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(GROANS)

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I hated Jim!

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In other news,
our city's filthy,
urine-soaked walls

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have been desecrated
by a mysterious
tile-work graffiti artist.

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Police have no leads
as to who's behind

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this innovative
scourge of public art.

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(CHUCKLING VICIOUSLY)

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That is one sexy
bridge abutment.

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Free corn?
Well, that'll suit me
just fine.

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(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)

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The key is knowing
precisely where to strike.

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Oops.

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Well, well. Time to
beat him his rights.

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(BENDER GROANING)

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You know,
that don't look half bad
on your buttocks.

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It does sort of
class-up the place.

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MALE VOICE:
The time is 4:00 a. M!

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We've been
arguing all night, Kif.
Can't we go to bed?

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Is that all
you ever think about?

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I'm not just some
piece of tofu, Amy.

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I need to know where we stand
in our relationship.

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We're just going
through a rough patch.

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It is not a patch.
It's been ages,

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according to your
wildly inappropriate
hunk-of-the-month calendar.

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Leave Todd out of this.

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Thanks, babe. Also, today is
Canadian Independence Day.

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(BURPING NOISE)

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That's Bender's ringtone.
I recognize the smell.

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Hello?
Yo, Amy,

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I'm in the slammer.
Oh, no.

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That's enough lip
out of you, moneybags.

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Just get 5 grand
and bail me out.

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I don't have
that kind of money
laying around.

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Yeah, you do.
You know the floor safe
where you keep 10 grand?

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There's 5 grand in there.
Don't make me wait.

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Hey, Bender, you ever
kill a man with a sock?

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It ain't so hard.

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(SCREAMS)
(EXCLAIMS)

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I'd better carve a shiv
for protection.

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Rodriguez.
These two brothers
bailed your ass out.

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Oh! Thank God.

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Tell me, have things
changed on the outside?

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Is food finally in pill form?
What about pills?
Are they in food form?

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Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry,
the murder burglar.

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Hi, Larry,
I like your tattoos.

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Amy, that man
is a criminal.

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I'm just checking out
his tats.

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Sneato.
I have one of my mom.

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Want to see?
Sure.

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(STUTTERING)

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I just don't get
why you have to flirt with
every bad boy in sight.

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Quit exaggerating.

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Nobody move
or sweet cheeks
here gets it.

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(GIGGLES) Ooh!

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You're bad.

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(SIGHS)

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Mama said,
"Spock you out."

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That's it, Amy.

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Pardon my language,
but I have had it with you
ruffling my petticoats.

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You and I are through!

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(GASPS)

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Aw!

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Here's a little song
I wrote to cheer you up.
It's called...

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(SINGING)
Let's go already

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Here's to Amy, single,
lonely and fabulous.

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Thanks, everybody.
Looks like I'm
back in the game.

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Yeah,
the game of old maid.
(LAUGHS)

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Excuse me, sir,
are those yours?

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You're damn right,
and before you ask,
this is mine, too.

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(BARKING)

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Tough break, Amy.
Are you and Kif
getting divorced?

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No. Technically,
we were Fon-Fon-Rus,
so we weren't really married.

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Wow, the interesting
thing about that is...

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(SNORING)

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So, Amy, how can I
phrase this delicately?

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Why did Kif dump you
like a sack of
yesterday's turds?

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He says I have
a thing for bad boys.
It's so stupid.

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The truth is
often stupid.

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(COUGHING)

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Bender, why do you have to
be so mean to me?

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Shut up, baby,
you love it.

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Don't tell me
to shut up.

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You know what happened
to the last guy who
told me to shut up?

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What?

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(SIGHS)

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That was great.

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Shut up.

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Come over here.

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Remember,
love between a human
and a robot is taboo.

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We can't tell anyone,
not even our co-workers.

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Got it. I'll show
the utmost discretion

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as we get nasty
in this glass tube.

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I think I'm coming
down with circus-itis.

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I thought circus-itis
only affected children.

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Children of all ages.

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Bender, old friend,
what's on your face?

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Blood. You know,
shaving of the face beard.

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Amy, are those gear imprints
on your sweatpants?

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Uh, maybe. So what?

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Well, I only brought it up
'cause Bender's wearing them.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...

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I stole them from her.
Yeah, that's it,
call the cops.

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Oh, my swollen feet.

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I'd better take my pills.

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Amy, I reckon sweet talk
don't come natural to me,

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but of everyone
I've ever dated,

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you are probably
in the top 10.

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Aw.

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You always say
just the wrong thing
in just the right way.

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Sinners! Robosexuality
is an abomination!

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This guy.

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The good book sayeth
a robot shall not lie
down with a human,

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nor do it standing up,
nor at any angle in between.

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Hey, he's right.

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I don't like this.
...in the good book.

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Look, a single mother!
Let's get her!

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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FARNSWORTH: Quickly,
into the ship's basement!

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Now then, as you all know,
the county fair is
approaching once again,

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so I'm preparing my entry
of pickled winds
and weathers.

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I've got sunny,
snow flurries,
hail with onions,

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even my grandmother's
cranberry-raisin typhoon,

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but no tornado.

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I'll be damned
if I let Mrs. Girdleson
take the blue ribbon again.

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That's why I need you folks
to get out there and
harvest a nice ripe one.

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This cattle prod
should help.

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How will that...
(SCREAMS)

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Get out there!

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Is everybody in position?

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What?

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Is someone talking?

144
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Okay, good! On three!

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One!
What did she say?

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Two!
Wait, I'm not in position!

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Three!

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I'm ready for
the countdown!

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I'm not hearing anyone!
Abort mission!

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She said go!

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Good work, everyone.

153
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Honestly, that went
better than I expected.

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I just need to reduce it
down into this pickle jar,

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toss in a bay leaf to impress
those stupid judges.

156
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Hey, where's
Amy and Bender?

157
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They're missing out
on some hot pickle action.

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(AMY AND BENDER MOANING)

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Sounds like a muskrat's
caught in there.

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That's Amy's sweatshirt.

161
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And that's Bender's hat
from the Players' Ball!

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Sweet tornados of Barbados!
Amy and Bender have been
torn to shreds.

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(ALL GASP)

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Oh, the humanity!
Also, Bender.

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Uh-oh.

166
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,520
What's going on here?

167
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,846
Uh...

168
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:05,812
Nothing.

169
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:10,532
A pair of
deviant robosexuals?
Not under my roof.

170
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,070
What about on the roof?

171
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Get your mind
out of the gutter!

172
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,532
What about in the gutter?

173
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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with robosexuality.

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00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,832
Yeah,
when the lights go out,
it's nobody's business

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what goes on between
two consenting adults.

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Or one.

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Thanks, guys.

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Everything will be okay
as long as my parents
don't find out.

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(SPEAKS CANTONESE)

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(WHISTLING)

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(DOORBELL CHIMES)

182
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,965
Mom? Dad?

183
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,556
Come home, Amy.
It your decision.
We can't make you.

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Attagirl.

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(WHISTLING)

186
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,777
Uh-oh.
Not the innocent whistling.

187
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)

188
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Repent!
This guy.

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(EXCLAIMING)

190
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,955
INEZ: Look,
we're your family,

191
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,587
and if you can't talk
about your problem with us,

192
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,669
that would be great.

193
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,174
I don't have a problem!

194
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,665
I'm in a happy relationship
that just happens to be
robosex...

195
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,889
You finish that word,
you kill your parents!

196
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,426
Low wine level detected.

197
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,774
Thank you.

198
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,520
Stop seducing him,
you hussy!

199
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,272
Dad!

200
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:31,767
I'm attracted to Bender,
not this emotionless
wine bucket!

201
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,107
Hopes deleted.

202
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:43,576
Robotic brothers,
the path to robot hell is
paved with human flesh!

203
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,197
Neat!
Over the course

204
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,248
of this
escape-proof workshop,

205
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,042
your software
will be reprogrammed
through prayer.

206
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,707
And by some
tech-support guys
in India.

207
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,587
But I read in
Esqwired magazine
that some robots

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00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,804
are hardwired
to be robosexual.

209
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,715
Don't believe
those lies, son!

210
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:05,385
The only lies worth believing
are the ones in the Bible.

211
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,595
Can I get a "Amen"?

212
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,984
I'll take a-three-men.
Holla!

213
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,112
Come on, Amy.
Pick a male human already.

214
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,243
I want to be a grandmother
nine months from
five minutes from now.

215
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,611
Cut it out, Mom!

216
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:23,367
I'm not interested
in any of these gross,
ugly losers!

217
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,450
What about this gross,
ugly, smelly loser?

218
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,118
Fry!
What you doing here?

219
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,536
I'm here to rescue Amy

220
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,883
from her robosexual desires.

221
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,749
If I understand
you correctly,

222
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,668
I've seen the error
of my ways?

223
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,300
Look at all that
awkward winking.

224
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,054
It must be love.

225
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,427
My parents may be evil,
but at least they're stupid.

226
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:53,194
In this phase,
you will literally wrestle
with your demons.

227
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,818
Your shapely,
buxom, human demons.

228
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:01,702
Look at the rack on that one.
I mean, that one on the rack!

229
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,789
Good! That's real good.

230
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,212
Okay, everybody
switch demons.

231
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,171
No point in staying
with just one demon.

232
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,049
Now, work it hard!

233
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,715
Harder! Till the sin
explodes out of you!

234
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,761
Mmm.

235
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:29,477
Mercy. Okay,
the Lord's work is done.

236
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,349
Now, now, cuddle.
Cuddle with your demons.

237
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,571
Amy, I wonder where
you are right now.

238
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,361
I'm inside the dummy
to rescue you!

239
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,616
Well, that answers that.
Wait... Amy?

240
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,240
(GROANING)

241
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,373
LEELA: Bender, be careful!

242
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:54,077
Fry? Leela?
You're in there, too?
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

243
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,674
FRY: I guess we should
have waited in the ship.

244
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,547
(EXCLAIMS)

245
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,634
Listen up, everybody,

246
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:06,217
I love Amy, and I'm tired
of pussyfootcupping around!

247
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,684
I finally found someone
I want to spend
the rest of her life with.

248
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:10,846
Amy,

249
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,439
(GASPS)

250
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,395
Will you marry me?

251
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,322
Yes! Yes!

252
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,109
(ALL CHEERING)

253
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,278
Oh, I'm just glad I didn't
live to see this day.

254
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,120
Hey, wait a second.

255
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,077
(HEARTBEAT)

256
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:34,785
No!

257
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,632
So, it's a stone.
Is it real?

258
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,843
Hooray!

259
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,220
Hooray denied!

260
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,604
Need I remind you that
robosexual marriage
is illegal?

261
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,234
Not in Space,
Massachusetts.

262
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,730
You mean
Space-tax-achusetts?

263
00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:01,323
No chance, stretch pants!
We're gonna fight to
legalize it right here!

264
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,941
Yeah, man!
You got to legalize it!

265
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,568
We're talking about
robosexual marriage.

266
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,066
We're talking
about lots of stuff.

267
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,197
(DANCE MUSIC BLARING)

268
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,915
Cool. Can you turn
into a race car?

269
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,468
Nah, I'm just
a pre-op transformer.

270
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,090
Thank you for coming,
everyone.

271
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,682
We're all having some good,
clean fun here.

272
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,722
Squeaky, squishy clean.

273
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,980
But it's time to discuss
a pressing issue,

274
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,901
the right to marry
who or what we want!

275
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,271
ALL: Yeah!

276
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,567
Legalize it!

277
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,360
Every other couple
has the right to marry.

278
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,195
Robot and fembot,
man and woman,

279
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,988
man and man.

280
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,334
Our poodle has two daddies.

281
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,370
BENDER: Interracial,
interplanetary,

282
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:59,535
even ghost and horse,
but not robot and human!

283
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,381
(ALL BOOING)

284
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,501
(BOOING)

285
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,633
That's why we're introducing
this ballot initiative

286
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,336
to legalize
robosexual marriage!

287
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,722
ALL: Yeah!

288
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,965
Legalize it!

289
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,965
If you hate intolerance
and being punched
in the face by me,

290
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,599
please support
Proposition Infinity!

291
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,454
(EXCLAIMS)

292
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,622
As election day nears,
Prop Infinity appears
doomed to certain defeat.

293
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,378
Doomed!

294
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,996
More fair and
balanced coverage

295
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,628
after a word
from our sponsor,

296
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,014
No on Infinity.

297
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,756
A storm is gathering.

298
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,054
A storm of
robosexual marriage

299
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,058
that will rain down on us
like fire.

300
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,970
It's probably a firestorm.

301
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,516
If robosexual
marriage becomes legal,

302
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,943
imagine the horrible things
that will happen
to our children,

303
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,733
then imagine
we said those things,

304
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,357
since we couldn't
think of any.

305
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,203
As a mother,
those things worry me.

306
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,449
MAN: Vote no on Infinity.
Paid for by the
Farnsworth Foundation.

307
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,993
We can't compete
against that much stock
footage of clouds!

308
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,158
We're boned!

309
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:22,583
But we still have one hope,
my big televised debate!

310
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,327
I'm our A in the hole!

311
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,419
Professor, who's debating
for your side?

312
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:30,474
That guy, you know,
I forget his name.

313
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,804
That's him!

314
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,675
Good evening.
I'm George Takei's
head and neck,

315
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,933
your host for
tonight's debate.
You may applaud.

316
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,442
We flipped a coin
before the debate,

317
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,981
and Bender stole it,
so we'll start with him.

318
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,363
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I...

319
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,494
Oops. Sorry,
force of habit.

320
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,737
I support
this proposition

321
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,664
because I love a goopy,
flesh-and-blood woman,

322
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,155
and, not surprisingly,
she loves me.

323
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:07,125
This is a simple
matter of justice,
which I'm not normally for.

324
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,251
So, please, vote yes.

325
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,092
After all,
our love isn't any
different from yours,

326
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,256
except it's hotter,
'cause I'm involved.

327
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,008
(ALL CHEERING)

328
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,854
I haven't heard
such an eloquent speech

329
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,143
since Bill Shatner explained
why he couldn't pay me back.

330
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,978
Rebuttal, Professor?

331
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,363
This $4 coffeepot
talks about love,

332
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,862
but what he describes
is perversion!

333
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,316
You wouldn't know perversion
if it put clamps
on your testicles!

334
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,406
You're just jealous,
'cause you've never
known true love!

335
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:43,463
Oh, no? Back when I was
full of piss and vinegar,
and my bed wasn't,

336
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,039
I fell in love with
the sweetest girl

337
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,285
ever to skip through
a field of posies.

338
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,088
Her name was Eunice,

339
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,222
and we spent
our blissful days
working in a lab,

340
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:59,010
developing a poison to
wipe out that dreadful
posy infestation.

341
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,847
I thought our love
would last forever.

342
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,555
But then, 43 years later,
she left me

343
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,476
for a robot!
(SOBBING)

344
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:18,993
How could she do that
to me, her Farnypoo!

345
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,695
That's it?
You hate robosexuals

346
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,576
'cause your girlfriend
left you for a robot?

347
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:29,004
She didn't just
leave me for a robot,
she was a robot!

348
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,038
(ALL GASP)

349
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,629
(EXCLAIMS)

350
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:36,933
Oh, God,
her name wasn't Eunice,
it was Unit!

351
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,219
Unit 47!

352
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:47,476
My heart was broken,
and like a bitter,
old picklepuss,

353
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:52,732
I took it out on
robosexuals everywhere.
I'm so ashamed!

354
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,855
At the risk of
losing this debate,

355
00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,776
I beg you, support
Proposition Infinity!

356
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,453
Give me a hug!

357
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,329
I, too,
am hugging them
in spirit.

358
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:12,843
And now they're
hugging me back.
Oh, my.

359
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:20,217
In a stunning turnabout,
voters have approved
Proposition Infinity.

360
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,513
Robosexual marriage
is now legal.

361
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,807
What's next,
gay robosexual marriage?

362
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,432
(ALL CHEERING)

363
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,345
We did it, honey!

364
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,227
Finally, we can have
a legal, monogamous marriage,

365
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,515
like everyone else!

366
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,278
(WHOOPS)
Yeah... Monogamous?

367
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,871
MAN ON RADIO: And now,
a long-distance dedication

368
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,910
from a squishy, green bad boy
to his pink pork dumpling.

369
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,906
(MOTORCYCLE REVVING)
At number 12,

370
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,918
it's Wailing Fungus with
Shut Up and Love Me.

371
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,587
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

372
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,924
(SINGING)
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me

373
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,560
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me

374
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:15,016
I told you where
I told you when

375
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,317
I told you how
And we'll meet up at 10:00

376
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:23,993
But you keep on talking
Keep on yakking

377
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:28,035
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me

378
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,254
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