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(LOUD BUZZING DRONE)

2
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BENDER: This has been
a test of the Emergency
Hypnotoad System.

3
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Had this been
an actual hypnosis,

4
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you would go limp and watch
whatever crap comes on next.

5
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Coming up next, Futurama!

6
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(SNAPS FINGER)

7
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(FLY BUZZING)

8
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Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.

9
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Okay.

10
00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:30,525
Well, that's all.

11
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Also, I'm covered
with severe burns.

12
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So? What of it?

13
00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,447
Well, why is
those things?

14
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(GASPS) You mean,
you don't remember?

15
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Nope. Nothing.
It's like when I
passed out in college,

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except no one drew
Magic Marker penises
on my forehead.

17
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Well, (SIGHS) I suppose
it's for the best,

18
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considering the unbearable
horrors you've endured.

19
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Let's never speak
of it again.

20
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It all began
a few days ago.

21
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We were
interstellar fugitives
on the run from the law.

22
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Fire all weapons
and open a hailing frequency
for my victory yodel.

23
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(ALL SCREAMING)

24
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(ZAPP YODELING OVER INTERCOM)

25
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(SHUDDERS)

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FARNSWORTH: And so,
as you and Leela
kissed goodbye

27
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in a tender display
of tonguesmanship,

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we plunged into
a massive wormhole,
never to be seen again.

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Yeah, we're back.
(ALL CHEERING)

30
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Sweet coincidence
of Port-au-Prince,
we're back at Earth!

31
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Of course!

32
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That was the Panama wormhole!
Earth's central channel
for shipping.

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(CHUCKLING)

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How humorous.

35
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Yes, it's sort of
a Comedy Central channel.

36
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And we're on it now!

37
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I get it!

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(ZAPP YODELING)

39
00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,251
We've lost power
to the forward Game Boy.

40
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Mario not responding!

41
00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,633
Brace for emergency landing!

42
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Roger that.
Activate safety spheres!

43
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Also, mine has
air conditioning.

44
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(ZAPP YODELING)

45
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Yet, thanks to my
trusty safety sphere,

46
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I sublibed with only
tribial brain dablage.

47
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And the others?

48
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Right here,
behind this horror-cloth.

49
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Are they dead?

50
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No, no, no, no.
Much worse.

51
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(FRY SCREAMS)

52
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Move over, God!
Prepare for rebirth!

53
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(SCREAMS)

54
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Wrong switch.

55
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Come on, stem cells,
work your astounding
scientific nonsense.

56
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Fetal stem cells?

57
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Aren't those controversial?

58
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In your time, yes,
but nowadays, shut up!

59
00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,735
Besides, these are
adult stem cells

60
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,117
harvested from
perfectly healthy adults

61
00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,834
whom I killed for
their stem cells.

62
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(GRUNTING)

63
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Hermes Conrad!

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(CRYING)

65
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Man! I'm dripping
with placenta.

66
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Good thing it's
Casual Friday.

67
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Amy Wong!

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Ooh! Baby soft.

69
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Indeed.

70
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Dr. Zoidberg!

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Hermes, my friend.
Let me cut off
your umbilical cord.

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(SNAPPING)

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Oops.

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FRY: And the rest!

75
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Hooray!
We're back in business.

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Over my dead body.

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Uh, never mind.

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(BENDER GRUNTING)

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Bender, are the
stem cells working? Ow!

80
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I'm dying.
(COUGHS)

81
00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,808
I need mouth-to-ass
resuscitation.

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I'm on it!
(INHALES)

83
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(BLOWING)

84
00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,983
(MUFFLED)
It's not working!

85
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(CHUCKLING)

86
00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:22,283
I die happy knowing
you fell for that.

87
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His power supply is shut.
He's flatlining!

88
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(BEEPING)

89
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Only one thing
can keep him alive.

90
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Possibly this thing.

91
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(POWER SURGING)

92
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Whoo! I've never
felt so energetic!

93
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(SCATTING)

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That's because
the doomsday device
I shoved all up in you

95
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puts out 50 gigawatts.

96
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That's 10 times
your recommended...

97
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Who are you,
my warranty?
(CHUCKLES)

98
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That was a good...
(LAUGHING)

99
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(POWER SURGING)

100
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Huh?

101
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,610
For God sakes,
Bender, keep dancing!

102
00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,620
Keep whooping it up!

103
00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,532
(POWERING DOWN)

104
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You must burn off
the doomsday energy
as fast as it's produced,

105
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or it will build
to critical levels!

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(GASPS)
You don't mean...

107
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Oh, but I do.

108
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If you stop partying
for a single second,

109
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you'll explode and
kill everyone here

110
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in a fireball of melted gears
and splattered bowels!

111
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Sounds like a party, baby!
Ooh, yeah!

112
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Hey, speaking of
splattered bowels,

113
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can I cook you
a romantic dinner
tonight, Leela?

114
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Where's Leela?

115
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Is she okay?

116
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Why hasn't she acknowledged
my dinner offer?

117
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Something's wrong!

118
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She's not responding
to my poking stick.

119
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Poke harder, damn it!

120
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I'm poking as hard
as I can!

121
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I'm sorry, Fry,
but I'm afraid Leela is in
an irreversible coma.

122
00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:10,604
(SINGING)
Coma, coma, coma, coma,
coma chameleon

123
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(SNIFFLES)
My soul mate is gone.
Why should I go on living?

124
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Because
the pain slowly fades,
but the love is forever.

125
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Yow!

126
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But what if I forget
the sweet sound of her voice,

127
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or the moist touch of
her eyeball on my lips?

128
00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,543
Are you still hung up
on what's-her-name?
Move on already!

129
00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:41,544
Maybe you're right.

130
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Maybe I'm always right.

131
00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,942
"Build-a-Bot Workshop."

132
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It's time to start
living again.

133
00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,739
At least it's something
to distract me from Leela.

134
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,038
Nah.

135
00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,793
Now, that I like
for some reason.

136
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,090
(SOBBING)

137
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I like jelly beans.
Do you?

138
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I sure do, honey.

139
00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,310
Come now, Fry,
you can't live out
this sick fantasy.

140
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,849
Not without our help.

141
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,564
These security tapes
record everything
at Planet Express,

142
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,185
including the ship,
shower and urinals.

143
00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,733
And yet, it still hasn't
stopped the elusive
bathroom burglar.

144
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Maybe he's just trying
to feed his family.

145
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Computer,
analyze tapes and extract

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personality profile
of one Turanga Leela.

147
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COMPUTER: Analyzing.
Analyzing. Checking
my eBay bid.

148
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,921
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
Damn it! Analysis complete.

149
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,668
Hey, I was nuzzling that.

150
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,126
COMPUTER:
Attributes transferred.
Shoe size 12. Et cetera.

151
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,053
Brace for
emergency landing!

152
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,559
What?
We survived the crash?

153
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,141
Oh, Fry!

154
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,480
Party people in
the house say...
(GASPING)

155
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,107
This is wonderful.

156
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,030
The last thing I remember,
I was dying in an explosion.

157
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,529
Yet, here I am in the flesh,
more alive than ever.

158
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,948
Alive?
(CLEARING THROAT)

159
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,202
You better
tell her, Fry.

160
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,333
Tell me what?

161
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,826
Anyway, my work is done.
I'm gonna hit the showers.

162
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,497
(SNIFFING)

163
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,792
(WHIMPERS)

164
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,587
Nibbler.
Come, give Mama a hug.
(GROWLING)

165
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,673
What the...
Bad Nibbler! Bad Nibbler!

166
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,965
What're you doing,
pooper doodle?

167
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,682
It's me, Leela!

168
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,479
(SCREAMING)

169
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:11,936
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

170
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,567
(PANTING)

171
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,277
Am I really just a robot?

172
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,655
I mean,
I have Leela's memories.

173
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,702
Her opinion of gazelles,
majestic.

174
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,957
Her emotions,
confused and hurt.

175
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,752
I swear, I didn't know
this would happen.

176
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,633
The only thing I truly know
is I love you.

177
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,296
I mean, her.
Wait, help me out here.

178
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,721
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

179
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,564
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

180
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,112
Do the Bender!
Do the Bender!

181
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,569
No, thank you.

182
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,819
I said, do it!

183
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,150
The truth is, Fry,
I still have
feelings for you.

184
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,197
But are they really
my feelings?

185
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,991
Am I just an automaton,

186
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,034
or can a machine of
sufficient complexity

187
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,408
legitimately
achieve consciousness?

188
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,660
I agree.

189
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,878
I need some time
to figure this out.
Until then, friends?

190
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,416
Okay.

191
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,422
Listen up, disco dummies!

192
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:15,304
You just flunked out
of Bender's College
of Party Knowledge.

193
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,593
(WHOOPING)

194
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,505
(SCATTING)

195
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:19,762
BENDER: Yeah, baby!

196
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,477
Do the back dance,
do the back dance.

197
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,191
(GROANING)

198
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,646
FARNSWORTH: Good news,
everyone.

199
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:35,606
I'm going to make
one final attempt
to awaken Leela.

200
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,199
(ALL CHEERING)

201
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,820
After all,
there's always hope.

202
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,579
Really?
No, don't get
your hopes up.

203
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:46,160
Frankly, she's just
a brainless mound
of scabs and puss.

204
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,211
(EXCLAIMS) I didn't
need to hear that.

205
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,592
No, and you don't
need to see this.

206
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:58,677
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!

207
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,468
(HORNS BLOWING)
Wake up! Wake up!

208
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,175
Wake up! Wake up!

209
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,642
Well, that's it.

210
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,647
I'm afraid traditional
medicine has failed.

211
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,691
No!
I refuse to give up!

212
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,650
Wake up, Leela!
I love you!

213
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,407
Fry, stop.
She's gone.

214
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,030
Dr. Zoidberg,
can you note the time

215
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,328
and declare the patient
legally dead?

216
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,123
Can I?
That's my specialty!

217
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:46,348
As you all know,
Leela's living will states
that in the event of coma,

218
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,266
her body is to be fed
to the wild cyclophage,

219
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,272
a highly endangered creature
that eats only Cyclopses.

220
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,765
Yup, that's what
her donor card says.

221
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,704
Goodbye, my love.
(SOBBING)

222
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,571
(BIRDS CAWING)

223
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,991
(RUMBLING)

224
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,327
The beast approacheth!

225
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,459
(SINGING)
To the beat, y'all
To the beat, y'all

226
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,795
I'm dancing a jig
with my feet, y'all

227
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,511
Bender, cut it out.
People are trying
to have emotions.

228
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,433
You think I want to party?
I'm sick of partying.

229
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,639
Woo-hoo!
More partying!

230
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,103
(BEAT BOXING)

231
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,603
Quiet, Bender.
Cut it out.

232
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,140
(BELCHES)

233
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,267
Bender!
Shut the hell up!

234
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,494
(POWER SURGING)

235
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,993
Bender!
Stop shutting the hell up!

236
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,542
Right. Leela's back,
as if I care.

237
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,754
(SARCASTICALLY) Whoo!

238
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,962
All right, Leela!
(ALL CHEERING)

239
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,208
(SIGHS)

240
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,752
Thanks. It's so nice
to wake up and see...
(GASPS)

241
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,796
Leela!
Leela?

242
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,514
Leela?
Leela.

243
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,927
How is this possible?

244
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,562
And can you believe
she wore a tank top
to my funeral?

245
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,180
Shut up!
We got to get
out of here!

246
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,602
(ROARING)

247
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,857
No, you shut up,
we got to get out of here.

248
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,402
(ALL SCREAMING)

249
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,577
Yeah, baby.
Come on!

250
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,169
All aboard the party ship!

251
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,884
There's no room for
two captains' butts
in this chair.

252
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,047
There would be if you'd
taken a spin class

253
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,175
instead of lounging around
in a coma!

254
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,323
LEELA: This is crazy.

255
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,902
It's like I'm looking at
an exact robot duplicate
of myself.

256
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,948
That is what
you're looking at.

257
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,031
Oh.

258
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,527
How could you
do this, Fry?

259
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,909
(STAMMERS)
Coma... Sad...

260
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,655
I have to go.
This is just too freaky!

261
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,747
Please don't
get upset, Leela.
She's nothing like you.

262
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,495
I have to go.
This is just too freaky.

263
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,760
I need cheering up,
Bender.

264
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,506
I don't know,
do you want to go out
and party tonight?

265
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,929
I hate partying.

266
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,187
If only I didn't
have so much crunk
in my badonkadonk.

267
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,942
Yeah. Come on, baby.

268
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,482
Why does everything
I date run away?

269
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,994
I love Leela,
always and forever,

270
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,109
and if I loved
robot Leela, too,

271
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,026
well, that's only 'cause
she had so much of
real Leela in her.

272
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:56,197
I thought she loved me, too,
but, obviously,
I was wrong as usual.

273
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,707
Wrong again.
You were right.

274
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,293
Leela? Leela-Leela?

275
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,627
Leela-Leela.

276
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,462
I've been thinking, Fry.

277
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,627
If I lost you,
I don't think I could
stand it, either.

278
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,587
I'd probably build
a copy of you, too.

279
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,717
As long as robo-Leela's
not a jealous type like me,
things will...

280
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,977
I'll kill you,
you slut-clops!

281
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,230
(EXCLAIMS)

282
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,441
He's mine!

283
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,980
Back off, missy!

284
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,444
(BOTH GRUNTING)

285
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,864
Somebody do something!

286
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,367
Here, take this!

287
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,334
A gun?
Do I really need to...

288
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,239
Shoot her!
She's the robot!

289
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,038
No! Shoot her!
She's the human!

290
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,172
But how do I know
who's the human
and who's the robot?

291
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,330
We just told you!

292
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,588
Yeah, you idiot!

293
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:48,303
Okay. Fine. If you're
going to be like that,
I'm not shooting anyone.

294
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:49,925
(GROANS)

295
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,429
Right between the lungs.
Man, that was close.

296
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,006
(SCREAMS)

297
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,062
(SCATTING)

298
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,900
I'm a robot, too!

299
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,691
Aha! That explains this
growth on your drive shaft!

300
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,355
But how is this possible?

301
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,033
Who knows? Oh, I do.

302
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:14,373
Allow me to explain
what really happened
the day the ship crashed.

303
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,378
I'll protect you, Leela.

304
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,999
My love is stronger
than the vast majority
of explosions.

305
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:34,299
FARNSWORTH: Fry did, in fact,
save Leela, though at
a terrible cost to himself.

306
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,507
I tossed him
into the stem cells,

307
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:40,889
but he just bubbled away
like phlegm on
a hot sidewalk.

308
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,015
Leela was so distraught,

309
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,146
she went all Blade Runner
and built a duplicate.

310
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,232
Then, uploaded
Fry's personality

311
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,738
from the urinal
surveillance tapes.

312
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,241
I sure love Leela.

313
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,615
FARNSWORTH: Alas,
in recreating Fry's
adorable jelly-belly,

314
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,714
she had overstuffed him
with copper wadding.

315
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,040
The inevitable
static discharge
electrocuted Leela,

316
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,299
and destroyed
both of their
short-term memories.

317
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,094
So that's why I'm so
amazed by these things
I already knew.

318
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,298
FARNSWORTH: What could I do?

319
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,557
I hung up Leela with
the other bone bags

320
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,229
and went to procure
the final ingredient
for my stem cell brew.

321
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,691
(FLY BUZZING)

322
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,651
Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.

323
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,904
My God!

324
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,355
I can't believe
I'll never see that
particular Fry again.

325
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,868
Hey, where's my shoes?

326
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,124
(ALL GASPING)

327
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,204
Fry?

328
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,868
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize
I was already here.

329
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,289
Wait, what's with
all the Leelas?

330
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,666
Trust me, don't ask.

331
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:49,803
Okay, dork.

332
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,299
Listen, I'm going to
hit the urinal,

333
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,760
maybe talk about
myself a little bit...

334
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,470
Hang on. It's time
to sort things out.

335
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,635
The truth is,
I love Fry. That Fry.

336
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,312
And I love Leela.
Any Leela.

337
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,271
We're robots,
and we're in love.

338
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,192
Let's ditch
these meat jackets.

339
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,153
Whoa! Cool!

340
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,066
(IMITATING TERMINATOR)
Hasta la vista, wiener.

341
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,412
(IMITATING TERMINATOR)
We'll be back, for our stuff.

342
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,488
Why did their voices change?

343
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,748
That's the one thing
we'll never truly understand.

344
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,753
Uh, this is a bit awkward.
Or is it?

345
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,457
I'm not sure.
I lost track around
the second robot.

346
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,640
Well, you know how I feel.
I waited for you
for 1,000 years,

347
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,349
I can wait a little longer.

348
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,519
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
What a load a mush!
I've had it.

349
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,307
(POWER SURGING)

350
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,691
(GASPS)
He's gonna blow!

351
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,611
Party, Bender!
Party for your life!

352
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,481
No chance, high-pants!

353
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,358
I'd rather die
and kill all of you

354
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,074
than party for one
more millisecond!

355
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,907
(ALL SCREAMING)

356
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,452
The Cyclops-eater!

357
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,633
(GASPS)

358
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,796
Hold on, man!
It ain't like that!

359
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,824
Geez. What does it take
to kill me?

360
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,856
Bender, you blew out
your excess capacity.

361
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,820
You're cured!

362
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:47,041
Sweet mercy!
My hellish nightmare
is over!

363
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,081
I never have to
party again.

364
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,665
Well, that's that then.

365
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,423
We're back, everyone!

366
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,501
Party!

367
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,999
(ALL CHEERING)

368
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,588
Yeah!

369
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,176
Whee!

370
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,338
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