1
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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!

2
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[ Man Narrating ]
You're entering a realm
which is unusual.

3
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Maybe it's magic or contains
some kind of monster.

4
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The second one.
Prepare to enter--
[ Slam ]

5
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Please send the man round back
and pick up Clyde Smith,

6
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a professional gambler
who's about to have
an unfortunate accident.

7
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[ Groans ]

8
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[ People Chattering ]
[ Coins Clattering ]

9
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[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Laughing ]

10
00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,430
A casino where I'm winning?

11
00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:09,343
That car must have killed me.
I must be in heaven.

12
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[ Bell Ringing ]

13
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A casino where I always win?
That's boring.

14
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I must really be...
in hell!

15
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No, Mr. Smith, you're
not in heaven or hell.

16
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You're on an airplane.

17
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[ Whimpers ]

18
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There's a gremlin
destroying the plane!
You've gotta believe me!

19
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Why should I believe you?
You're Hitler!

20
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No! Eva Braun, help me!

21
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[ Screams ]

22
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Saw it comin'.
I just saw something
incredibly cool--

23
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a big floating ball
that lit up with every
color in the rainbow,

24
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plus some new ones
that were so beautiful...

25
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I fell to my knees
and cried.

26
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- Was it out in front
of Discount Shoe Outlet?
- Yeah.

27
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They have
a college kid wear that
to attract customers.

28
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Well, I don't care
if it was just some
dork in a costume.

29
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For one brief moment,
I felt the heartbeat
of creation,

30
00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,560
and it was
one with my own.

31
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- Big deal.
- We all feel like that
all the time,

32
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but you don't hear us
gassin' on about it.

33
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How can you people
be so blasé?

34
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Here you are
in the year 3000 or so,

35
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yet you just sit around
like it's the boring time
I came from.

36
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"Boring"? Wasn't that
the period when they
cracked the human genome...

37
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and boy bands
roamed the earth?

38
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Yeah, but now it's
the distant future.

39
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Why aren't we out
doing everything
I ever dreamed of?

40
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Hey, you know what
might be a hoot?
No. Why would I know that?

41
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Let's take the rest
of the morning off...

42
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and take Fry
to do everything
he ever wanted to do.

43
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- Everything?
- Except that.

44
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So's your fantasies
has always been
to destroys a planet, huh?

45
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Yeah. What did they ever
do for me?

46
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[ Laughing Exultantly ]

47
00:02:56,043 --> 00:03:00,753
Wow. The most humdrum activities
seem almost exciting
through your eyes.

48
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What should we do next?
I wanna see
the edge of the universe.

49
00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,693
Ooh!
That sounds cool.

50
00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,716
It's funny.
You live in the universe,

51
00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,920
but you never do these things
till someone comes to visit.

52
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[ Farnsworth ]
There it is,
the edge of the universe.

53
00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,044
[ Coins Jingle ]

54
00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,967
[ Coin Drops ]

55
00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,043
[ Timer Ticking ]

56
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Far out.

57
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So there's an infinite number
of parallel universes?
No. Just the two.

58
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Oh, well, I'm sure
that's enough.

59
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I'm sick of parallel Bender
lording his cowboy hat over me.

60
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Let's move on to Fry's
next fantasy.

61
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[ Roars ]

62
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[ Ground Rumbling ]
Yee-haw!

63
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Bow before your master,
puny mortals!

64
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Whoo! Giddy-up!
Ha-ha!

65
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Whoo-hoo! Whoopee!

66
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Mommy? Why is that man
like that?
Don't look at him.

67
00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,483
That was fun.
Let's give him a treat.

68
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,520
[ Pig Squeals ]
[ Thud ]

69
00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,024
[ Snorts ]
[ Squeals ]

70
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Keep your palms flat.
[ Munching ]

71
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[ Laughing ]

72
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The tongue tickles.
[ Laughs ]

73
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These new hands are great.
I'm gonna break 'em in
tonight.

74
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Yes, it's been quite
an hour and a half.

75
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I've only got
two fantasies left--

76
00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:38,008
to be invisible
in a chocolate factory...

77
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and to be romantically linked
with a celebrity.

78
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I could pound your head
till you think
that's what happened.

79
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Okay.
Wait.
Hold on.

80
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It is actually possible
to meet any celebrity
you want.

81
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It is?
Of course. You should
read a blimp sometime.

82
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[ Fry ]
"Download a celebrity
from the Internet."

83
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What part of that
do I understand?
It's simple.

84
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You can download a celebrity's
personality and appearance
into a blank robot.

85
00:05:02,134 --> 00:05:04,844
Hey, I have an idea.
Let's do that.

86
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Onto the Internet you go.

87
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Oh, and while you're there,
pick me up a few
credit card numbers.

88
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[ Muttering ]

89
00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:27,158
No way. Kirk could
kick Picard's ass.

90
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Yeah? At least
Picard had the guts
to admit he was bald.

91
00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:33,567
What? You take that back!
Ooh, eBay.

92
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Are there no further bids
for this exquisite galaxy?

93
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Sold to the being
of inconceivable horror.

94
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[ Chortling ]

95
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Will a money order
be okay?

96
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- Yes.
- [ Chortling ]

97
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So where's
the celebrity dating place?

98
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Let's search the Web.
Over there.

99
00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,729
Welcome to nappster.
Let's see what celebrities
we've got in stock.

100
00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,604
Can I interest you
in Gwyneth Paltrow?
Nah.

101
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I read in Newsweek
that she drinks human blood.

102
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Uh, how about Cleopatra,
whose beauty destroyed
mighty empires?

103
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Mm, I'd prefer
someone from the era
of shaved underarms.

104
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Do you have anything with more
of a Lucy Liu feel to it?

105
00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,320
Nah, nothin' like that,
although we do have Lucy Liu.
[ Gasps ]

106
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Only woman to be named
People magazine's "Sexiest
Woman of the Year" twice--

107
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in 2003 and then again
in 2063.

108
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I'd like the 2003 model.

109
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Wah-hoo! I found her!
What do I do now?
Download her.

110
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Let's just put
a blank robot in the drive.

111
00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,815
[ Gasps ]
It worked!

112
00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,631
You're one sexy man--
[ Robotic Voice ]
Philip J. Fry.

113
00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,655
[ Moaning ]

114
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,761
[ Fry, Muffled ]
It worked perfectly!

115
00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:19,609
Well, you downloaded
Lucy Liu.

116
00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,676
Are you just gonna
stare vacantly at her
and not say anything?

117
00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,776
[ Giggles ]

118
00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,347
I find your slack-jawed stare
very attractive--

119
00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,317
[ Robotic Voice ]
Philip J. Fry.

120
00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,315
Did you hear that?
She likes me.

121
00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,318
Well, duh.
She's programmed
to like you.

122
00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:38,630
But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps
the only good actress
of the 21st century.

123
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She's more than just
a piece of software.

124
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Would you like
to take a moment
to register me?

125
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Uh, not right now.

126
00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:48,204
I'll remind you later,
you hot stud you.

127
00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:51,000
So, uh, what do you
feel like doing?

128
00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:54,573
Would you like to take
a moment to register me?
I said later.

129
00:07:57,343 --> 00:08:00,183
And then when
I feel so stuffed
I can't eat any more,

130
00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:03,179
I just use the restroom
and then I can eat more.

131
00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,253
You should
write a book, Fry.

132
00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:08,251
People need to know about the--
[ Robotic Voice ]
can eat more.

133
00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:12,555
Oh, Lucy. You're just like
I always thought you'd be
from your movies.

134
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,530
My personality is mathematically
derived from my movies,

135
00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,059
proportionately weighted
by box office receipts.

136
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:25,114
* Whoo
I'm just a love machine *
* Uh, uh

137
00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,944
* And I won't work
for nobody but you *

138
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,745
* Yeah
* I'm just a love machine

139
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,845
* Yeah, baby
* A huggin', kissin' fiend

140
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,849
* I'm just a love machine

141
00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,121
* And I won't work
for nobody but you *

142
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,021
* Yeah, baby
* I'm just a love machine

143
00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,733
* A huggin, kissin' fiend *

144
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,930
You're cute.
You're cute.

145
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,132
You.
You.

146
00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:55,302
You.
You.

147
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,642
Oh, dear. She's stuck
in an infinite loop,
and he's an idiot.

148
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,810
Well, that's love for you.

149
00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,538
Humans dating robots
is sick.

150
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:07,054
You people wonder why
I'm still single?

151
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,917
It's 'cause all
the fine robot sisters
are datin' humans.

152
00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,148
Bender, this is
Fry's decision.

153
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,593
And he made it wrong,
so it's time for us
to interfere in his life.

154
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,888
She doesn't really love you.
She can't.

155
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,904
She's just a machine that--
Stay away from our women!

156
00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,566
You've got metal fever, boy!
Metal fever!

157
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:30,167
Well, so what
if I love a robot?
It's not hurting anybody.

158
00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:33,239
My God! He never took
middle school hygiene.

159
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,270
He never saw
the propaganda film.

160
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,805
It's just lucky
I keep a copy in the VCR
at all times.

161
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,823
** [ Melodramatic Fanfare ]

162
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,485
Ordinary human dating.

163
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,255
It's enjoyable,
and it serves
an important purpose.

164
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:52,125
[ Crying ]

165
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,025
But when a human
dates an artificial mate,

166
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,158
there is no purpose,
only enjoyment.

167
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,034
And that leads to...
tragedy.

168
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,436
Neato!
A Marilyn Monroebot.

169
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,282
Oh, you're a real dreamboat--

170
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,309
[ Robotic Voice ]
Billy Everyteen.

171
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:18,153
Harmless fun?
Let's see what happens next.

172
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,490
[ Smooching, Moaning ]

173
00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,787
Billy, do you want
to walk your dog?

174
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:27,360
No, thanks, Mom.
I'd rather make out
with my Monroebot.

175
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,300
Billy, do you wanna
get a paper route...

176
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,127
and earn some extra cash?

177
00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,031
No, thanks, Dad.
I'd rather make out
with my Monroebot.

178
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:41,137
Billy, do you wanna
come over tonight?
We can make out together.

179
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,680
Gee, Mavis, your house
is across the street.

180
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,247
That's an awfully long way
to go for makin' out.

181
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,347
Did you notice
what went wrong
in that scene?

182
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,380
Ordinarily, Billy
would work hard...

183
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,385
to make money
with his paper route.

184
00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:57,016
Then he'd use the money
to buy dinner for Mavis,

185
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,894
thus earning a slim chance
to perform the reproductive act.

186
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,034
But in a world
where teens can date robots,
why should he bother?

187
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,171
Why should anyone bother?

188
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,067
Let's take a look
at Billy's planet a year later.

189
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,739
Where are all
the football stars?

190
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,410
And where are the biochemists?

191
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:20,408
They're trapped,
trapped in the soft,
viselike grip of robot lips.

192
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:26,191
All civilization
was just an effort
to impress the opposite sex...

193
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,757
and sometimes the same sex.

194
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,264
Now let's skip forward
80 years into the future.

195
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,260
Where's Billy?

196
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,803
[ Giggling ]
[ Moaning ]

197
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,602
Farewell.
[ Gasps ]

198
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:46,871
The next day, Billy's planet
was destroyed by aliens.

199
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,807
Have you guessed the name
of Billy's planet?

200
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,883
It was Earth!

201
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,054
[ Announcer ]
Brought to you by--
[ Singers ] * The Space Pope *

202
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:05,133
Did that make
any impression
on you, Fry? Fry?

203
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,555
[ Moaning ]
[ Giggling ]

204
00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:09,629
Ooh!
[ Giggles ]

205
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:14,669
I knew I should've shown him
Electro-Gonorrhea:
The Noisy Killer.

206
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,569
[ Bender ]
What is the world
comin' to?

207
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,111
That Fry's
a sicko pervert,
I tell ya.

208
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,977
Datin' a robot--
it's an "atrocimicy."

209
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,976
But Fry's our friend,
Bender.

210
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,648
Aw, geez!
Will ya stifle there,
meat bag?

211
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,179
- You stifle, Bender.
- Hooray!

212
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,454
Finally, you're
standing up to him.

213
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,493
Although he is
completely right.

214
00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:40,328
We've got to stem
this tidal wave
of moral decay.

215
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,127
It's time to shut down
nappster.com.

216
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,269
- Who's in charge
of this dump?
- That'd be me.

217
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,669
If you're an investor,
you can dump your money
in the hole there.

218
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,882
- Listen, you fat
Internet nerd.
- Listening.

219
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,505
Your company
promotes wrong love.

220
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,850
If you don't shut down right
now, the only thing wired
about you will be your jaw.

221
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,178
Yeah. You can't shut us down.

222
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,993
The Internet is about
the free exchange and sale
of other people's ideas.

223
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,017
We've done nothing wrong.
[ Woman ] Help!
I'm being held prisoner!

224
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,155
Wha--
Someone in trouble is.

225
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:19,030
No! Stay out. There's a--
a guy goin' for the Tetris
world record in there.

226
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,171
[ All Gasp ]
[ Grunts ]

227
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,542
[ All Gasp ]

228
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,208
Who are you?
Don't hurt us.

229
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,037
Help me. They've been
holding me prisoner
for 800 years.

230
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,984
The real Lucy Liu, the one
you can see a movie of
in the popcorn stadium.

231
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,981
So what's your problem?

232
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,324
Those sweaty nerds are making
illegal copies of us.

233
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,719
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
[ Groaning ]

234
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,362
Ow!
[ Crying ]
It hurts!

235
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,587
[ Pounding ]
Open this door!

236
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,663
Don't make me call
the maintenance guy.

237
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,731
It's a bluff.
We can't
take that chance.

238
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,401
Move, people!
Move!

239
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,740
Please pick me up
before you go-go.

240
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,905
She asked first.
[ Alarm Blaring ]

241
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,251
[ Groans, Screams ]

242
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:14,347
- Um, are you Lucy Liu?
- Sure.

243
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,361
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting ]

244
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,900
Oh, we're doomed!

245
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,195
They got the head.
They uncovered the sign.

246
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,368
Soon the whole world will
learn we're cyber criminals.

247
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,367
And we would've
gotten away with it...

248
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,370
if it weren't for
those meddling adults.

249
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,311
[ Man ]
We'll stop them.

250
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,977
They like Lucy Liu?
We'll give them all
the Lucy Liu they can handle.

251
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,977
Hand me that backup disk.

252
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,101
Did you see me escaping?
I was all, like--

253
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,297
Woo-woo-woo-
woo-woo-woo!

254
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,769
Thanks for rescuing me.
Especially you, Bender.

255
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,639
Mmm. Quite a masculine
piece of metal, aren't you?

256
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,009
Hey, don't look at me
like that!

257
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,639
If you're thinkin' of crossing
the line with Bender,
you can forget it.

258
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,075
Bender don't bend that way.
Hey, look.

259
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,822
It's another Lucy Liubot.

260
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,987
[ Robotic Voice ]
I am Lucy Liu.
Give me your spines.

261
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,988
[ All Gasping ]

262
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,131
Hey, what the--
[ Groans ]

263
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,795
Take this and that
and one of these.
[ Groaning, Grunting ]

264
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,873
Hey, cut it out.
I don't need
this kind of publicity.

265
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,668
Ah! Oh! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!
Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah-ooh!

266
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,943
[ Grunts ]
All right, Liu,

267
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,513
time to kick your frosty,
well-toned ass.

268
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,983
Yaah! Whuh!
Waaa-taah!

269
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,992
[ Groans ]
[ Electricity Crackling ]

270
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,360
Then along came Bender.

271
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:03,529
- Hmm?
- Looks like
you're retaining water.

272
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,836
[ All Cheering ]
That was incredible,
Bender.

273
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,466
You're like Jackie Chan
before he got all doughy.

274
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,672
Oh, shucks. I wasn't
afraid of that robot.

275
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:19,354
I'm pretty brave
once you get past
my macho exterior.

276
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,346
- [ Screams ]
- [ Footsteps Pounding ]

277
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,246
It's an army of Lucy Lius.

278
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,194
[ Dr. Zoidberg, Leela
Screaming ]
They're horrible.

279
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,189
[ Robotic Liubot Voice ]
Take this and that
and one of these.

280
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,993
[ Screaming ]

281
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,325
- Robot Crouching Tiger.
- Robot Crane style.

282
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,831
[ Screaming ]

283
00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:44,042
[ Screaming Continues ]

284
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,006
Now, that's
a wave of destruction
that's easy on the eyes.

285
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,006
- [ Choking ]
- Hi-yah!

286
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,779
[ Screaming, Groans ]

287
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,846
This is the best movie
I've ever seen.

288
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,017
It has a vampire
and an explosion.

289
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,688
It's amazing the way you--
[ Robotic Voice ]
notice two things.

290
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,418
No! Don't open
that coffin.
[ Ticking ]

291
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,063
It's ticking.
I have to, Alex.

292
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,700
That coffin's not going
to open itself.

293
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,756
Bleh!

294
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,774
Mmm!

295
00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:18,305
Let's hide in here. It'll add
to my box office gross.

296
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:22,584
Fry.
Aw, you guys came
to watch me make out.

297
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,114
That is so sweet.
[ Gasps ]

298
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,321
Wait a second.
Is that the head
of who I think it's of?

299
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,454
Read the jar, Evelyn Wood.
Dr. Z.

300
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,920
[ Snapping ]

301
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,919
Fry, a herd of Lucy Liu
are destroying the city.

302
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,421
Is yours acting normally?
Let me see.

303
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,725
[ Moaning, Smooching ]

304
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,726
Yep. Why do you ask?

305
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:46,668
Mr. Mayor, if you want
to see the real vampire,
look in the mirror.

306
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,066
I can't.
I'm a vampire.

307
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,837
[ Crowd Screaming ]

308
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,975
Oh! Why?
[ Grunting ]

309
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,923
And nappster says illegal copies
never hurt anybody.

310
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,259
Quick! This way.

311
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,315
[ All Panting ]

312
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,986
Sorry, ladies.
Employees only.

313
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,698
[ Yelps, Whimpers ]

314
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,600
- [ Panting ]
- [ Gasps ]

315
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:30,708
Oh, no! They're forming
a human pyramid...
of robots.

316
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,675
Damn it! We're weren't
countin' on them being
as smart as they are sexy.

317
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,022
A dangerous mistake
to make.

318
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,849
At least
we've got food.

319
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,963
- Dr. Zoidberg,
cut open that bag.
- Hooray!

320
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,527
- And don't eat it.
- [ Sighs ]

321
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,827
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Liubots ]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

322
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,571
- [ Liubot ] Data error!
- [ Liubot #2 ]
Do not compute!

323
00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:01,239
Whoo-hoo!
[ All Cheering ]

324
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,910
Life was bad,
but now it's good forever.

325
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,179
[ Gulping ]

326
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,020
[ All Screaming ]

327
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,370
- [ All Whimpering ]
- You'll be safe in here,
sweetheart.

328
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,434
Get lost, Pavarotti.
* Nooo *

329
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,435
[ Crash ]

330
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,737
Lucy Liubot, if I don't
survive the corn,

331
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,578
I want you to know
that I love you as much
as a man can love...

332
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,084
a computerized image
of a gorgeous celebrity,

333
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,076
which, it turns out,
is a lot.

334
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,349
Oh, Fry. I love you
more than the moon
and the stars and the--

335
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,551
[ Robotic Voice ]
Poetic image number 37
not found.

336
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,193
[ Metallic Pinging ]

337
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,188
What are you doing, darling?
Get down!

338
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,868
Light hot.
Oil temperature rising.

339
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,535
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no.
Malfunction.

340
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,705
[ Liubot ]
This ain't good.
[ Liubot #2 ] System error.

341
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,777
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
You saved us.

342
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,207
Are you all right?
Yes, my love.
I'll be just--

343
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,086
[ Robotic Voice ]
Massive corn clog
in port seven.

344
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,794
- Are you the last
copy of me?
- Yes.

345
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,457
- Erase her, Fry.
- What? No!

346
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,727
Fry, when you downloaded her
without my permission,
you stole my image.

347
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,957
And in the end,
that's all I really have.

348
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,973
That and the largest
gold nugget in the world--
one mile in diameter.

349
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,496
But I just downloaded her
because I love you.

350
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,613
If you love
the real Lucy Liu...

351
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,844
and not just what you've seen
in movies, genre-straddling
lawyer shows...

352
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,181
and kiss-ass articles
in Peopl magazine,

353
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,248
you'll blank out
that robot.

354
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,852
[ Electricity Crackles ]

355
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,333
I'm sorry.

356
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,185
Hug me, Liubot.

357
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,039
[ Beeping ]

358
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:17,111
- [ Sniffles ]
- I'll always
remember you, Fry.

359
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,309
[ Robotic Voice ]
Memory deleted.

360
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,383
[ Crying ]
I know it hurts, buddy,

361
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,692
but at least you're not
in a sick relationship
with a robot anymore.

362
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,686
[ Sniffling ]
Uh-huh.

363
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,018
And I guess now maybe
I can get to know
the real Lucy Liu.

364
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,134
Yeah, at our wedding.

365
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,496
It's true.
Bender and I are in love.

366
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,826
- But-- But--
- Don't be a prude, Fry.

367
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,302
[ Both Moaning ]

368
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,303
[ Giggling ]

369
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,474
Mmm! Boy!
[ Chuckling ]

370
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:51,914
[ Growling ]
[ Continue Kissing,
Moaning ]