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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!

2
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[ Ducks Quacking ]

3
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Go get it, boy!
Ruff!

4
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So, Leela,
how about a romantic ride
in one of those swan boats?

5
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They're kinda dangerous,
but I finally mastered them.

6
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Those aren't swan boats.
They're swans.

7
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Oh. That explains
these boat eggs.

8
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[ Whirring ]
[ Gasps ]

9
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[ Screaming ]

10
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Aaah!

11
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Mmm! Hmm.

12
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Aaah!
[ Gasps ]
Aaah!

13
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Pitiful ballplayers of Earth.

14
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I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate,

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Commander of
the Harlem Globetrotters.

16
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- [ Gasping ]
- For generations,

17
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your puny planet
has lived in peace with
the Globetrotter home world.

18
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But now, for no reason,

19
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we challenge you
to defend your honor...

20
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on the basketball court.

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-[ Commotion ]
-Will no one meet our challenge?

22
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Have none of you
pathetic Earthlings game?

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- What happens if we lose?
- Nothing!

24
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There is nothing at stake
and no threat...

25
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beyond the shame of defeat.

26
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[ Gasps ]
This will not stand!

27
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[ Murmuring ]
I'll take you on,
you air-balling bozos!

28
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You, old man? Hmph.

29
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Sweet Clyde,
laugh derisively at him.

30
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[ Laughing ]

31
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I may be an old man--

32
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in fact,
I'm fairly sure I am--

33
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but I'll put you Globetrotters
in your place...

34
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with my team
of mutant atomic supermen!

35
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[ Cheering ]
Irie, Professor!

36
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Behold,
my mutant atomic supermen!

37
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They're only a foot high,
Professor.

38
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Well, they're still young--
mere atomic superboys, really.

39
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We'll need to
speed up their growth...

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with time particles
called chronitons.

41
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Aren't those the particles
that destroyed an entire
civiliza--

42
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Good news, everyone!
You're off to the Tempus Nebula
to gather chronitons.

43
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[ Sizzling ]

44
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Hey, Leela, look at me!

45
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[ Coughing, Wheezing ]

46
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Your face can take
a lot of punishment.
That's good to know.

47
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There's a lot about my face
you don't know.

48
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Perhaps you and it
could get better acquainted
over dinner.

49
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All right.
Cool your jets, hotshot.

50
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Come on, Leela.
Why won't you
go out with me?

51
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We both know
there's something there.

52
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No. I mean cool your jets.
They're melting Bender's face.

53
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Aaah! Ow, ow, ow!
Ooh! Aaah!

54
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Here you go.
Hot off the nebula.

55
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None too soon.
While you were gone,

56
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the Trotters held
a news conference to announce
that I was a jive sucker.

57
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[ Cooing ]

58
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[ Gasping ]

59
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Behold! My invincible
nuclear mutants!

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- Hi.
- Hello.

61
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Marv Albert here
at Madison Cube Garden...

62
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where the Harlem Globetrotters
take on a squad of atomic
supermen...

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in what promises
to be a by-the-numbers
athletic contest...

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with no surprises whatsoever.

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[ Whistle ]
There's the tip-off.
Globetrotter ball!

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Sweet Clyde Dixon
to Bubblegum Tate.
Drives down court.

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And Curly Joe from the rear!
[ Yelps ]

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[ Zoidberg Laughs ]
That one grabbed his behindus.

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- Shh!
- Who dares laugh
at the jesters of dunk?

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We came to terrify
and humiliate you,

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not tickle
your funny bones.

72
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Watch as I embarrass
your civilization...

73
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by passing the ball
to Curly Joe...

74
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only to have it
remain in my hands
with elastic!

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- [ Laughing ]
- [ Crowd Booing ]

76
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And perhaps this
will wipe the smiles
from your faces.

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[ Albert ]
Goose goes up! Rejected!

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- Growtreant
from half court. Yes!
- [ Cheering ]

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[ Crowd Cheering ]

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[ Albert ]
Supermen lead, 45-42.

81
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Arachneon with the steal,
to Thorias.

82
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Thorias from downtown.

83
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Yes! He's really showing us
what a man with a cannon
in his chest can do.

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No showboating,
you atomic hot dog!

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Buzzer ]
[ Albert ] And that's the half
with the Supermen up, 48-42.

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Surprisingly dull so far.

88
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Bubblegum, the Trotters
are down by six. Reactions?

89
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It was always our plan
to trail at the half,

90
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thus deepening
Earth's eventual humiliation.

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Also, what game
were the refs watching?

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[ Whistle ]

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[ Giggling ]

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[ Albert ]
Curly Joe, easily amused
by his own antics,

95
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continues to wreak havoc--

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[ Albert ]
What the--
Hey, man.

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Whoo!
What was that?

98
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Did everything just jump around
or did my brain just stroke off
there for a second?

99
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Ladies and gentlemen,
something very strange
has just happened...

100
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in this basketball game
between space clowns
and atomic monsters.

101
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Hmm?

102
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- Time out! Time out!
- [ Whistle ]

103
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- What's happening?
- We seem to be lurching forward
randomly in time,

104
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like a needle skipping
on a record player.

105
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What's causing it?
Is it my outfit?

106
00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,815
No. It must have
something to do with
those time particles...

107
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,825
I used to
grow the supermen.

108
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,527
Time and space
are ripping apart
at the seams.

109
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[ Gasping ]

110
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- Oops.
- Oh, great.

111
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Now, on top of everything,
we need a new fifth man.

112
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Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Put me in, Professor!

113
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I wanna show Leela my skills.

114
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Hmm. Will said skills
pay the bills?

115
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Who cares?
We're 35 points ahead
with two minutes left.

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- What could possibly--
- [ Crowd Booing ]

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[ Buzzer ]
[ Albert ]
Globetrotters win, 244-86.

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A dark day for humanity, folks.

119
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We have been beaten...
in basketball.

120
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Yeah,
that's how we do it!
[ Laughing ]

121
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You are all fools
of the highest caliber.

122
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I don't know what you did,
Fry, but once again,
you screwed up.

123
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Now all the planets
are gonna start crackin' wise
about our mamas.

124
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I'm just glad my fat ugly mama
isn't alive to see this day.

125
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Enough about your
promiscuous mother,
Hermes.

126
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We have
bigger problems.

127
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,664
This time disruption
is extremely serious.

128
00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:13,057
Damn right, brother man.
This chronological
wang-dang-doodle...

129
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,190
could destroy
the very matrix of reality.

130
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Tate, what do you know
about this?
Not much yet,

131
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but I am senior lecturer in
physics at Globetrotter "U" and
I'd like to help investigate.

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You're that Bubblegum Tate?

133
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Well, I sure ain't his grandma.
Now, look here, Prof.

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I think we got ourselves
an excess of chronitons
in the subatomic interstices.

135
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Yes. I see.

136
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Something involving
that many big words could
easily destabilize time itself.

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- Is that a problem?
- Indeed so.

138
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At this rate, by Tuesday
it will be Thursday.

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By Wednesday,
it will be August.

140
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And by Thursday,
it will be the end of
existence as we know it.

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I'll have to ask you
to clear out now.

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The circus needs to
set up for tomorrow's big--

143
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[ Trumpeting ]

144
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[ All Screaming ]

145
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:10,075
Time continues
to skip forward randomly.
Details at 11:00.

146
00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:13,952
This is the news at 11:00.
The mysterious and unexplained--

147
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:18,493
Turning to entertainment news,
teen singer Wendy might just be
the latest--

148
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,561
Won three Grammys
last night--

149
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,831
Found dead
in her bathtub.

150
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:27,329
Interesting. It's as if
we all behave normally
during the time skips,

151
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,343
but then
we have no memory of it.

152
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,606
- You mean we just--
- My, yes!

153
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,835
Ooh! Just like that.
Any luck, Bubblegum?

154
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,842
Not yet. Listen.

155
00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,953
Hope you don't mind
if I dribble a little
while I work.

156
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,616
Not if you'll grant me
the same liberty.
[ Slurps ]

157
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,246
Ooh, ooh. Bubblegum,
my name's Bender,

158
00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,491
and I'm a huge fan of your work,
both on and off the court.

159
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,317
Can I be
a Globetrotter?
Shut up, turkey.

160
00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:54,333
Ooh.
Bubblegum,
look at this.

161
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,097
[ Clicking ]
The background time radiation
is fluctuating wildly!

162
00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:02,497
Good Lord!
That sucker's shakin' round
like some fine imported booty!

163
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:07,271
Say, I'm no physicist,
but I think I know how to
stop the skipping. We'll just--

164
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,714
** [ Calypso ]

165
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,051
I don't know how
this was supposed to work.

166
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:16,875
Professor, I hope you find out
what's wrong before we skip
right past my birth--

167
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,554
Happy birthday, Amy!

168
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,322
Hooray! Look at
all these presents!

169
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,361
I hope we all have as much fun
tomorrow at my birth--

170
00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:28,326
What? Awww.

171
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,667
Psst. Leela! I've set up
a time-proof shelter
in the closet.

172
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,537
There's only room for two,
and you're the one I want to
share it with.

173
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:39,505
Fry, that's so sweet.
Lemme see.

174
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,911
How exactly
will this protect us
from time jumps?

175
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:50,984
'Cause when we're
together in here, baby,
time will stand still.

176
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,554
Owww.

177
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,190
Hmm. Hmm.

178
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,899
Dr. Zoidberg,
can I talk to you
about Fry?

179
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,995
Leela,
I would be honored.

180
00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:08,837
** [ Action Theme ]
Does the worst W.C. Fields
imitation I've ever seen.

181
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:12,766
Zoidberg!
Sorry. You must've
been boring me.

182
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:17,183
[ TV Stops ]
The thing is, Fry is very sweet,
but he's so immature.

183
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:21,007
I love his boyish charm,
but I hate his childishness.

184
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:26,594
So he's not perfect.
You don't wanna end up
old and lonely like Zoidberg.

185
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,556
[ Sobbing ]

186
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,685
[ Sniffles ]
You were saying?

187
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,932
[ Sniffing ]

188
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,027
Ah! There it is.
The Tempus Nebula.

189
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,129
Take a whiff
through the Smell-A-Scope.

190
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,801
Ooh!
What's that funky jazz?

191
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,573
The odor
of pure time leaking.

192
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,743
When my crew
removed the chronitons,

193
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,741
it destabilized
the nebula,

194
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,284
causing time skips
throughout the universe.

195
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,319
Ooh! Let Bubblegum
tell it!

196
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:58,954
Pretend these basketballs
are time particles,
my silver honky.

197
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,652
As the nebula
bounce-passes them off us...
Aaah! Ooh! Aaah!

198
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,585
they cause these dents,
or "time skips."

199
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,792
You are so smart.

200
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,834
Hold up.
What if we were to move
this cluster of stars...

201
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,301
to these
algebraic coordinates?

202
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,099
Their gravity might just
divert the chronitons...

203
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,172
to the empty side
of the universe.

204
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,670
Yeah. But it's impossible.

205
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,814
Moving stars would require
one bad-ass gravity pump.

206
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,911
And we'd need all the money
on Earth to build--

207
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,013
What the--
What?

208
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,775
There's the funding
for your gravity pump.

209
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:36,094
But it damn well better work.
We can't spend all of Earth's
money every day.

210
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,288
Now, how long
will it take to build?

211
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:42,700
It won't be easy, Nixon.
A jim-jam this complex
might take months or even--

212
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,966
Ah. There we are.

213
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:49,665
One gravity pump powerful enough
to move the stars themselves.

214
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,669
Now to begin the arduous task
of attaching it to the ship so--

215
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,043
Off you go, apparently.

216
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:08,023
[ Tate ] Easy, Leela.
Just finger-roll that star
into the cosmic basket.

217
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,832
Just a few... more...

218
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:16,304
hundred...
thousand... miles.

219
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,325
There.

220
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,839
[ Tate ]
Nothin' but nebula.

221
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,067
[ Clicking ]
We'll have to run some tests
back on Earth,

222
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,213
but I think we've
stopped the time skips.

223
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,537
All right!
Jammin'!
Hooray for Leela!

224
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,853
And what better way
to celebrate our success...

225
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,816
than by me showing Bubblegum
the Globetrotter uniform
I made myself?

226
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,487
Lemme see.

227
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,016
Hello, lawsuit.

228
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,020
Leela,
I want you to know...

229
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,233
I think the way
you moved those stars around
was really wonderful.

230
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,226
I got you something.

231
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:53,527
[ Gasps ] Moderately priced
domestic non-vintage champagne!
How did you know?

232
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:58,173
You deserve it. I mean,
nobody ever stops to tell you
what a great captain you are.

233
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,010
Aw. That is so true
and sweet.

234
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,007
You're smart,
you're beautiful,

235
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,580
and best of all,
you'll go out with me?

236
00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:08,677
Fry, please
try to understand.

237
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:12,180
You're a man. I'm a woman.
We're just too different.

238
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:17,194
Hey, Leela! Bubblegum might
let me organize a bake sale
for the Globetrotter wives.

239
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,359
Can you teach me
to make cupcakes?

240
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,598
All right, but I wanna
lick the beaters.
[ Sighs ]

241
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,725
I got her champagne.
I opened it.

242
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,701
What does a guy
have to do?

243
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,968
Eighty-six the chump stuff,
F-man.

244
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:34,238
It's time to win Leela's heart
with a big, showy, three-point
romantic gesture.

245
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:38,641
Hmm. Maybe this is the moment
to show her my real surprise.

246
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,480
[ Rockets Roaring ]

247
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,991
Fry,
what are you doing?

248
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,615
Uh-oh. Time to boogie on down
to the sauna.

249
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,261
Look. I've been studying
how to pilot the ship.

250
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,987
Impressed?
Yeah, actually.

251
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,504
You're doing okay.
The core-reactor
temperature's nominal.

252
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,466
The blinker's off.
I learned how to work
the gravity pump, too,

253
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,497
in case we need to
move more stars.

254
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,671
- So, are we dating now?
- [ Groans ]

255
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,440
Is that what this is all about?
Please, just cut it out now.

256
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:13,311
Look, Leela. I know there's
some perfect, amazing thing
I can do to make you love me.

257
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,153
- And when I figure out
what it is--
- Fry, stop.

258
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:20,349
I don't wanna hurt you,
but there is absolutely,
positively no way...

259
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,092
that you and I
will ever, ever--

260
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,660
Man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.

261
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,829
Mmm!
[ Groans ]

262
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,967
- [ Cheering ]
- Yes!

263
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,766
[ Grunting ]
[ Cheering ]

264
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,770
[ Zoidberg ]
He looks radiant.

265
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:43,181
- [ Muffled Speech ]
- Ye gods, Bubblegum! We failed.

266
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,345
The time skips
haven't stopped at all.

267
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,875
Even in these formal shorts,
I feel like a failure.

268
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,651
You tricked me into
marrying you, didn't you?
Of course not!

269
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,551
How'd you do it?
Drugs in the champagne?
Hypnosis?

270
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,824
No! Drugs are for losers!

271
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,693
And hypnosis is for losers
with big weird eyebrows.

272
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,833
I don't know what amazing thing
I did to make you love me,

273
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,229
but whatever it was,
we're married now.

274
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,172
We've got the rest
of our lives to work this--

275
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,968
Divorce is final.
What?

276
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,011
Well, let's divide up
the china.

277
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:17,335
I guess
I'll take the NFC helmets and
you can have the AFC helmets.

278
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,013
Fine.
Break my heart again.

279
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,653
Don't be so hard
on yourself, Fry.

280
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,649
You lost the woman
of your dreams,

281
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,690
but you still
have Zoidberg.

282
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,016
You all
still have Zoidberg!

283
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:33,861
How did I do it?
How did I get Leela to love me?
I've got to figure it out.

284
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,330
Maybe you're just
a fantastic lover, Fry.

285
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,158
No.
I don't know
what I'm doing.

286
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,504
Maybe she'd come back to you
if your best friend Bender
were a Globetrotter.

287
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,670
What do you say,
Bubblegum?
Hell no.

288
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,669
- Awww.
- Oh, it's hopeless.

289
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,683
I did something so great
that it won Leela's heart,

290
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,075
and I'll never ever
know what it was.

291
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,048
My life is empty.
[ Sniffles ]

292
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,548
* Zoidberg

293
00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:00,449
No wonder we failed
to stop the time skips.

294
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,862
Diverting chronitons
is mathematically impossible.

295
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:08,096
I knew I should've checked
your showboating Globetrotter
algebra.

296
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,364
Man, I thought you knew
that algebra was all razzmatazz!

297
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:15,033
A Globetrotter
always saves the good algebra
for the final minutes.

298
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,874
[ Bender Laughs ]
Vintage Bubblegum!

299
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,110
The time skips
are worse than ever now.

300
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:24,077
Isolated spots are jumping
by years at a time. Look!

301
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,146
Stupid senior citizens.

302
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,216
Why should we have to pay
for their Social Security
benefits?

303
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,746
I deserve
free money!

304
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,891
Well, I'm stumped.

305
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,416
We'll have to call in
the finest scientific minds
in the univer--

306
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:41,663
Perhaps we could explode
the whole damned nebula.

307
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,660
What do you think,
Curly Joe?
No, man.

308
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,933
An explosion big enough
to destroy that mama would
take out half the universe.

309
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,995
You gotta Globetrotter
that explosion up a little,
Farnsie.

310
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,265
Make it an implosion.

311
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,814
By God,
Sweet Clyde is right!

312
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,679
An implosion might just
form a black hole...

313
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,318
that would stop
more chronitons from escaping.

314
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,594
Whoa! Slow that
brain train down, Prof!

315
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:09,024
We'd need some kind of
doomsday device to initiate
an implosion like that.

316
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,022
Doomsday device?

317
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:15,534
Ahh! Now the ball's
in Farnsworth's court!

318
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,997
[ Beeping ]
I suppose I could part with one
and still be feared.

319
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,001
Gimme some skin, Prof.

320
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,173
I'm making you
an honorary Globetrotter.

321
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,012
In fact,
everybody in this room's
an honorary Globetrotter.

322
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,038
Yay!
I'm a Globetrotter!

323
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,154
[ Hurried Footsteps ]

324
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,976
[ Panting ]
Did you just say--

325
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,680
- Too late, hot plate.
- Aw, crap!

326
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,624
[ Beeping ]

327
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,562
We must leave now,
for we are needed elsewhere.

328
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,987
But we wish you
Godspeed.

329
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,495
Please! Please let me
come with you.

330
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,698
I can make myself
taller.

331
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,039
Bender, you can talk trash.
You can handle the ball.

332
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,337
But look in your heart
and ask yourself,

333
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,341
are you funky enough
to be a Globetrotter?

334
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,683
Are you?
Yes.

335
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:10,678
Are you?
I mean, with time,
my funk level could--

336
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,422
Are you?
[ Whimpers ]
No.

337
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,989
Deal with it.

338
00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:18,217
[ Sniffling ]

339
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,260
[ Beeping ]

340
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,908
- Aaah! Oh!
- Careful with that
doomsday device, Bender.

341
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,008
What does it matter?
I'll never be a Globetrotter.

342
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:42,951
My life, and by extension
everyone else's, is meaningless.

343
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,018
Roger.

344
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,016
Leela,
about the wedding--

345
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:49,088
I don't know what I did
to make you love me,

346
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,358
and I don't think
I tricked you into it,
but maybe I did.

347
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,859
And if I did,
I'm sorry.

348
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,871
It's okay, Fry. You know
we'll always be friends,
right?

349
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,574
Yeah, but I don't guess
anything I could do...

350
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,767
will ever make you feel
the same way about me
that I do about you.

351
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,111
I guess not.

352
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,046
Well, the doomsday device
is ready.

353
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:15,384
Maybe blasting
this quadrant of space...

354
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,981
into a hellstorm
of flaming nothingness
will cheer me up a little.

355
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,215
Okay. Let me just
take the ship out
to a safe distance.

356
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,160
Actually,
I think I'll go down
and prep the detonator.

357
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,900
Fry, why don't you
take the helm?

358
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,837
She's so great.
I feel like I can
almost remember...

359
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,168
the magical thing
I did to make her love me.

360
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,173
But I guess
I never will.

361
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:48,646
Sorry, buddy. I, too,
know what it's like to have
a dream I'll never achieve.

362
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,678
** [ Slowly Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]

363
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,319
[ Engines Whirring ]

364
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,931
Ohh!

365
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,339
That's how I must've done it!

366
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:16,509
I moved the stars themselves
to write her a love note
in the sky!

367
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:20,048
[ Leela ]
Detonation in three, two, one.

368
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:23,715
No!

369
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,158
Did you see it?
Did you see it?

370
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,130
- The explosion?
- No, not the explosion!

371
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:42,340
- Then what?
- Nothing.

372
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:48,312
** [ Bender Slowly Whistling
"Sweet Georgia Brown" ]