1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:06,672 [ Man ] One, two! One, two, three! 2 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:02,127 [ Barking, Bleating, Whinnying ] 3 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,559 [ Whinnying ] [ Pig Oinking ] 4 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,765 Is Nibbler stoked for the big pet show? 5 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,897 He oughta be, with all the strict training I've been putting him through. 6 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,973 Nibbler, roll over, and you get a ham. 7 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,313 Roll over. Roll over for the ham. 8 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,809 [ Whimpering ] 9 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,811 You are so adorable. Who wants a ham? 10 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:24,354 [ Snorting, Gulps ] 11 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,351 Zooka barooka! 12 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:30,594 First prize is $500 and a year's supply of dog food! 13 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,931 Five hundred dollars, you say? 14 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:36,696 Dog food, you say? [ Slurping ] 15 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,696 [ Barking ] 16 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,769 [ Bleating ] [ Fry ] Man, that dog's gonna be hard to beat. 17 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,838 Look at him bring in the sheep. 18 00:01:43,936 --> 00:01:47,666 One sheep, two sheep-- [ Yawns ] Three sheep. 19 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,675 [ Snoring, Whistling ] The dog's good. 20 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,307 But our real competition is the hypno-toad. 21 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,554 [ Electronic Humming Sound ] 22 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,489 [ Bleating ] 23 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:07,157 [ Muttering ] [ Humming Sound ] 24 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:12,533 [ Crowd Cheering ] 25 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,203 Your turn, Nibbler honey. Herd those sheep! 26 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,372 [ Bleating ] 27 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,311 [ Bleating Continues ] Come on, Nibbler! 28 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,408 [ Chomping, Slobbering, Gulping ] 29 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,712 [ Belches ] 30 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,183 Ma'am, I have a late entry. 31 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:32,753 My hard-shelled whooping terrier, Mr. Zoidberg. 32 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,663 [ High-pitched Whooping ] 33 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:39,156 [ Whooping ] 34 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:43,059 Faster! Faster! [ Whooping ] 35 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:47,003 Oh! [ Grunting ] 36 00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:49,039 [ Crowd Cheering ] 37 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:52,505 Ow. Suck in that gut! You want to be spayed? 38 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,675 Ahh. 39 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,735 [ Giggling ] 40 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,953 Silence, you cur! Puff out that brisket. 41 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,080 ** [ Flamenco ] 42 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,521 [ Rhythmic Clacking ] 43 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:09,559 I should be weeping! I'm not weeping! 44 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:13,857 [ Fearful Warbling ] 45 00:03:16,028 --> 00:03:19,198 [ Laughing ] I love these things! 46 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,370 [ Growling ] [ Screaming ] 47 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:25,439 Shake paws, Nibbler. Come on. Shake. 48 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,278 He might be a little hungry. Shake, boy! 49 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:31,106 Usually he's had more ham by now. Shake! 50 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,381 [ Angry Babbling ] 51 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,724 - [ Yells, Grunting ] - [ Gasps ] 52 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,961 [ Screaming ] 53 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,830 [ Scream Growing Louder ] 54 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,972 [ Screeching ] 55 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,597 [ Screaming, Gasping ] 56 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,614 [ Cheering ] 57 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,413 Third prize, a party-sized keg of guinea pigs, 58 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,980 goes to Dave Spiegel... 59 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,149 and his owner, Fluffers. 60 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:09,977 [ Cheering, Applauding ] 61 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:14,492 Second prize, this lovely afghan made from an Afghan, 62 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,827 goes to Bender and his whooping terrier! 63 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,855 Second place? That's a fancy word for losing! 64 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,133 You... didn't... stick your landing! 65 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:28,201 - Forgive me, my friend. - Never! 66 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,302 And before we announce the winner, 67 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,443 we have a special award for a first-time contestant-- 68 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:37,180 Ms. Leela and her mystery pet, Nibbler. [ Gasps ] 69 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,476 Me? Award? 70 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:41,679 Him? Me? Good? 71 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:45,451 That's just the kind of eloquence you'd expect from the owner of... 72 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,652 Dumbest Pet in Show! 73 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:51,824 [ Crowd Laughing, Jeering ] 74 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,795 And the grand-prize winner-- 75 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,064 [ Droning ] the hypno-toad. 76 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,073 [ Electronic Humming ] 77 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:04,168 All glory to the hypno-toad. 78 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:07,681 [ Siren Wailing ] 79 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,914 [ Sighs ] Maybe they're right. Maybe Nibbler is dumb. 80 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,911 Don't listen to them! 81 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,752 People said I was dumb, but I proved them. 82 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,578 Good news, everyone! 83 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:21,185 We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12, 84 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,558 but it's been completely destroyed. 85 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,156 - Why is that good news? - They paid in advance. 86 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,329 - [ Twanging Sound ] - Excuse me. 87 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,698 This is mighty strange. 88 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,668 First the civilization of Space Rome collapsed, 89 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:36,066 then Don Martin III went kerflooey, 90 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,068 and now Tweenis 12. 91 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:41,880 - Looks like this planet is next in line. - That's Earth. 92 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:45,745 - The planet we live on? - I'd hate to be those guys. 93 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,276 [ Sniffing, Chirping ] 94 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:51,882 [ Panicked Babbling ] 95 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,015 Ooh! What's got into him? 96 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,690 He's twitching like Zoidberg when someone mentions the word "food." 97 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,690 [ Growling ] What now? 98 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:03,132 [ Chirping ] No! Nibbler, come back! 99 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,603 Too bad Nibbler's not around. 100 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:12,611 I guess I'll have to eat this raw, dripping ham by myself. 101 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,483 [ Electronic Humming ] Nibbler? 102 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,879 Nibbler, you're scaring me. 103 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:25,491 [ Gasps, Screams ] 104 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,146 [ Panting, Grunts ] 105 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,159 [ Gasps ] Nibbler! 106 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:35,429 [ Grunting ] 107 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,968 Am I going crazy? 108 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,809 Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me? 109 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:58,150 [ Gasps ] Nibbler, help! Don't leave me here! 110 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,362 [ Whimpering ] 111 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,629 [ Excited Babbling ] 112 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,628 [ Leela Groaning ] 113 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:19,712 Uh, Nibbler, could you scooch the seat up just a little bit? 114 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,892 [ Muttering ] 115 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:38,487 Leela back yet? Fry, help me! My heart stopped beating! 116 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:42,701 You don't have a heart. You're a robot. Sure. Right. 117 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:46,825 Robot. Oh, Fry, my skin's all dry and clanky! 118 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,373 Well, yeah. Robots are made of metal. 119 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,368 Am I a robot? 120 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,681 If this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney. 121 00:07:55,776 --> 00:08:00,246 Fry! [ Gasping ] My skin! 122 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,516 Ow! Ow! Ow! 123 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:05,245 I'm a genius. Ow! Ow! 124 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:07,491 [ Gurgling ] 125 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,158 Dr. Zoidberg, why is everyone acting so weird? 126 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,157 Zoidbee want balloon. Want balloon now! 127 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,359 Zoidbee want go outside! 128 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,561 Ah, I just let you back in! 129 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,827 This is unbelievable. 130 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:26,205 I thought you were a furry little moron, but here you are flying an adorable spaceship. 131 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:29,435 If only you could talk. [ Babbling ] 132 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:34,353 Wait! I understood that. [ Babbling ] 133 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,377 You say you're transmitting your thoughts directly to my brain? 134 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,854 Yeah. [ Babbling ] 135 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:43,792 You say those awful flying brains are making everyone on Earth stupid? 136 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,030 [ Babbling ] 137 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,425 Oh! Stupider. 138 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,458 And you go on to say that we're headed for your home planet, 139 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:54,735 where your race has lived since the beginning of the universe? 140 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:58,465 -[ Affirmative Chirp ] -So, how did the universe begin? 141 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:01,982 [ Babbling, Low Growling ] 142 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,905 [ Babbling, Low Grunting ] 143 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,281 Then the meaning of existence-- [ Beeps ] 144 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:09,419 So every religion is wrong! 145 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,945 [ Gargling ] 146 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,825 ** [ Uptempo ] 147 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,832 [ Grunting ] 148 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,273 [ Grunts ] [ Giggling ] 149 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,339 You fell. Hi! 150 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,337 Today some bad things happened. 151 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,440 One bad thing was a train got crashed in New Jersey. 152 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,453 Want to see? 153 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:41,314 People won't be late for work, though, because the governor lady said, 154 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:44,153 [ Mock Stern Voice ] "I'm sending in more trains." [ Horn Blows ] 155 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,753 [ Chattering ] Wait for me! 156 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,815 Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. 157 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,363 He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat. 158 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,761 It's a "T." It goes "tuh." 159 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:59,704 Hello, little man. I will destroy you! 160 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,799 Man, even the newsmonster is acting strange. 161 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,213 - What are we gonna do? - Duh. I know! 162 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:08,814 Let's play the lottery! No! Let's buy Internet stock. 163 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:12,038 On margin! Zoidbee wanna buy on margin. 164 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,514 Look at me! I'm invisible. 165 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,654 Wait a minute. I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots! 166 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,891 Hey, let's all join the Reform Party! 167 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,488 [ Cheering ] Oh, yeah! 168 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:43,341 Welcome back, Lord Nibbler, Ambassador to Earth, home world of the pizza bagel. 169 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:46,382 [ Low Voice ] Thank you. I bear many receipts for reimbursement. 170 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,479 The four welcomes a friendship to you as well, Leela. 171 00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:53,021 We shall manipulate your mind, so we appear to be speaking your language. 172 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,360 - Do not be afraid, my child. - I'm not afraid. 173 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,086 Uh, good. Good. 174 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,661 So your real name is Lord Nibbler? That's a coincidence. 175 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,661 That name is for your sake. 176 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,274 In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, 177 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:11,596 a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence and sink into eternal night. 178 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,735 [ Chuckling ] Oh, you're all so cute! 179 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,341 No, we're not. We Nibblonians are an ancient and powerful race. 180 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:22,123 Behold-- When the universe was forged in the crucible of the big bang, 181 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,515 our mighty race was already 17 years old. 182 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,218 - Aww! - [ Growling ] 183 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,731 [ Thunderclaps ] For the first millisecond of time, things were okay, 184 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,925 but then there arose a terrible enemy-- the Brain Spawn. 185 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:39,028 [ Agitated Babbling ] 186 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:42,031 Ever since, we have waged unceasing war... 187 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,274 against these dreadful-- 188 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,540 Lunch is ready. Then let the feast of a thousand hams begin! 189 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,710 [ Slurping, Gobbling Sounds ] 190 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,711 [ Belching ] 191 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,482 So why are these Brain Spawn attacking Earth, Nibbler? 192 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,152 The Brain Spawn hate all consciousness. 193 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,151 The thoughts of others screech at them like the forced laughs... 194 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,324 of a billion art-house movie patrons. 195 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:07,793 Thus they travel from world to world, making everyone stupid... 196 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,834 in order to wipe out all thought in the universe. 197 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:15,131 Wipe out all thought? My God! They're like flying televisions! 198 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,835 And even we are powerless to stop them, 199 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,237 fearsome though we are. [ Purring ] 200 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,281 There is but one being who can resist them-- 201 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,146 a child of destiny whose bizarre brain-wave pattern... 202 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,476 makes him immune to the Brain Spawn attack. 203 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:34,151 - He is the hope of the universe. - [ Gasps ] 204 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,794 The fate of your world-- perhaps all worlds-- 205 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,930 rests in his special mind. 206 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,497 Now, when you say "special--" 207 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,595 [ People Screaming ] 208 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,503 [ Siren Wailing ] 209 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,941 Attention, New New Yorkers! 210 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:55,008 Stop acting so stupid! 211 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,352 [ Amplified Squawk ] [ Screams ] 212 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:11,216 [ Leader #1 ] Nibblonian fleet holding at perimeter of Moron Zone, formerly known as Earth. 213 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,233 Why would Fry be immune to the flying brains? 214 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,226 Because he doesn't shower? 215 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,628 The Brain Spawn suppress intelligence by attacking the delta brain wave. 216 00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:22,901 [ Beeping ] Every animal and robot in the universe generates this wave, 217 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,903 as do certain trees. 218 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:28,514 [ Nibbler ] Fry, however, does not. [ Flatline Tone ] 219 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,637 Somehow he has cobbled together a random assortment of other brain waves... 220 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,654 into a working mind. 221 00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:36,045 Like a prom dress made from carpet remnants. 222 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,149 Yes, like your prom dress. 223 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,850 The Brain Spawn are commanded by a giant, evil brain... 224 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,423 with a gooey center of pure hate. 225 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,863 Only Fry, with his superior yet inferior mind, can approach it. 226 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,061 You must tell him to disable it. We will do the rest. 227 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,403 - You can count on me. - No, we can't. 228 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,500 Once on Earth, you will be too stupid to remember the message. 229 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,372 That's why we wrote it down for you. 230 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,683 We've also prepared a bag lunch and some mittens. 231 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,553 Time to reeducate you dunce bags. We'll start with U.S. presidents. 232 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,449 This was our first president, George Washington. 233 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,521 Let's review. Who was our first president? 234 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,185 Um-- [ All Mumbling ] 235 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,463 A pickle jar? Thomas Jefferson? 236 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,762 [ Whistling ] 237 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,444 Leela! I've been so worried! Are you a bonehead? 238 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,768 I have to tell-- 239 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:39,584 must-- important-- something. 240 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,808 Whoa, whoa. Slow down. You're going a mile a minute. 241 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,384 This! You for this. 242 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,824 Thanks! [ Blows Nose ] 243 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,989 No! 244 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,228 Ow! Fire hot! 245 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,325 The professie will help. 246 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,827 [ Screams ] Fire indeed hot! 247 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,129 [ Gasps ] 248 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,297 Oh! Chester A. Arthur fall down. 249 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,913 Brain! Brain make people dumb. 250 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,576 No, Leela. Brain make people smart. 251 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,311 [ Frustrated Grunt ] 252 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,985 [ Low Scream ] You go fight biggest brain of all. 253 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,016 Even bigger than those? Holy nuts! Where is it? 254 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,133 - [ Slurred ] I don't know. - Hmm. 255 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,655 A giant brain is basically a giant nerd, 256 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:31,829 and where would a giant nerd be? [ Dramatic Gasp ] 257 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,471 [ Fry ] The library! [ Panting ] 258 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,797 [ Gasps ] [ Grunts ] 259 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,017 Pathetic human race. 260 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,989 Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. 261 00:15:56,088 --> 00:16:00,628 Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands. 262 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,696 [ Sinister Laughing ] 263 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,504 - [ Gasps ] What do you want? - I'm here to kick your ass! 264 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,500 Wishful thinking. 265 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,872 We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses. 266 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,651 Odd. My stupefaction field is having no effect on your ability to think. 267 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:27,419 That's right! I think you'll find that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing! 268 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,855 Okay. Better think of a new plan. 269 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:35,196 Come on, Fry. Think. Thinking. Thinking. 270 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,868 [ Groaning ] Stop that! 271 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,495 Hey, thinking hurts him. Maybe I can think of a way to use that. 272 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,269 - [ Groaning ] - Aha! Prepare to be thought at! 273 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,684 Leela, give me a topic. Duh! 274 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,547 - Seriously. I can't think of anything. - [ Laughing ] 275 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,545 [ Whimpering ] 276 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,948 I gotta find something to make me think. 277 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,551 Hardy Boys. Too easy. Nancy Drew. Too hard. 278 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,523 Ah! Perfect. Bonfire of the Vanities! 279 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,694 No! It's unbearable! 280 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,968 The brains are weakening. Nibblonians to Nibble stations. 281 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,967 Prepare Cuddle Bug for deployment in 40 nibblets. 282 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,310 [ Sighs ] Sometimes I fear we ar cute. 283 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,306 Oh, niggle-snoosh! 284 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,979 [ Groaning ] Take that! And that! 285 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,547 This sentence I don't understand, but take this one! 286 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,716 [ Groans ] You have not won yet. 287 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,317 Each book in this room is a gateway to a mental realm, 288 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:38,221 and I shall take you there and imprison you forever! 289 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,085 [ Whimpering ] Icky! 290 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,227 [ Bird Screeches ] 291 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,474 [ Blubbering ] Where are we? 292 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,668 A gold doubloon to the man who first spies the white whale. 293 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:59,512 - Big whale over there! - Arr! I saw it first. 294 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:03,782 Wait! That no white whale. It gray thinkie whale. 295 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,323 Queequeg, let go of me. I have to kill it! 296 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,319 Farewell! 297 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,361 You will all be trapped in this dense symbolist tome... 298 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,658 forever! 299 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,959 Huh? Follow him! It's our only way out. 300 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,531 [ All Grunting ] 301 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,971 [ Both Groaning ] 302 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,006 Excuse me. Have you seen a giant brain? 303 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,375 Yep. I let him help me whitewash Aunt Polly's fence. 304 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,937 Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. 305 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,015 This is less fun than previously indicated. 306 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,715 Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity. 307 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,659 Please, no! Come on! 308 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,485 [ Groaning Continues ] 309 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,673 Mr. Fry, Mama tells us you're quite the oddity. 310 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,397 A bachelor at your age. You think I'm an oddity? Wait till you see-- 311 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,665 Presenting the most eligible landowner in all Hartfordshire, 312 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,743 Mr. Brainley. 313 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,853 I'm a gigantic brain! 314 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,524 I say! Most ungentleman-like! 315 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,515 Mr. Brainley, what news have you of the London season? 316 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,648 Well-- Hey, brainey! Think fast! 317 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,023 I always think fast. [ Screams ] 318 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,733 The whale-- he be white now! 319 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,526 [ Grunting, Gasping ] Ow! 320 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,196 Leela, I've got an idea. Stay here with Queequeg. 321 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,543 [ Grunts ] 322 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,168 Is there Mrs. Queequeg? 323 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,680 [ Grunting ] 324 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,179 I'm free! 325 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,022 All right, brain! 326 00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:49,186 Get ready for some electroshock treatment! 327 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,588 [ Yelling ] 328 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,591 [ Groans ] 329 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,692 [ Grunts ] 330 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,532 [ Gagging ] 331 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,104 [ Crying ] 332 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,972 Fry, don't die! Wake up! 333 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,943 [ Loud Gagging, Groans ] 334 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:13,610 No! [ Laughing ] 335 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,482 [ Laughing Continues ] 336 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:21,424 Leela cried for her lost love as Fry lay dead under the heavy bookcase. 337 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,620 The big brain laughed in triumph. Ha-ha-ha! 338 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,293 Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. 339 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,304 The end. There! 340 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,295 Now he's trapped in a book I wrote-- 341 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,497 a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors. 342 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,501 The big brain am winning again! 343 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:41,274 I am the "greetest"! [ Laughing ] 344 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:45,684 Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! 345 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,316 [ Cheering ] 346 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,786 The big brain is defeated. 347 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,324 Let what must be done be done. 348 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,362 [ Slobbering Sounds ] 349 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,129 [ Belching ] 350 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,128 Me... feel... 351 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,670 a bit better in cognitive faculties. 352 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:13,768 I did it! And it's all thanks to the books at my local library. 353 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,281 [ Nibbler Narrating ] And so life returned to normal, 354 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:21,177 or as normal as it gets on this primitive dirt ball... 355 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,209 inhabited by psychotic apes. 356 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,016 Thanks to the effect of the brain rays, [ Dialogue Indistinct ] 357 00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:29,017 the people of Earth had no memory of what had transpired, 358 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:33,831 except Fry, and no one believed him or cared what he had to say. 359 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:37,555 [ Purring ] I, meanwhile, returned to my post, 360 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,203 ever vigilant, lest Earth again come under brain attack. 361 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:44,699 And when that day comes, God help us. 362 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,314 God help us all. 363 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,176 Time for a diapie change! [ Chirps ] 364 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,176 [ Nibbler Narrating ] End transmission.