1 00:00:03,964 --> 00:00:07,004 [ Man ] One, two! One, two, three! 2 00:00:34,689 --> 00:00:38,239 People, we got a problem. Little Nibbler's been coughin' up hair balls. 3 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:40,340 Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal? 4 00:00:40,412 --> 00:00:44,552 - [ Gags, Whimpers ] - ♪♪ [ Whistles ] He's got me beat. 5 00:00:44,619 --> 00:00:47,099 Now, we all love Nibbler, so it's only fair... 6 00:00:47,171 --> 00:00:49,311 that we all pitch in and clean it up together. 7 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:51,448 Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. 8 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:53,687 - All in favor? - [ All Shouting Agreement ] 9 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:56,378 All opposed? 10 00:00:56,448 --> 00:00:58,828 All abstaining? 11 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,336 Dr. Zoidberg, are you okay? 12 00:01:02,412 --> 00:01:04,622 - He's dead. - [ All Gasp ] 13 00:01:04,688 --> 00:01:06,998 He always seemed so full of life-- 14 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,067 laughing, singing, begging for scraps. 15 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:13,657 And now this. [ Sobbing ] 16 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:17,205 Why with all the crying? 17 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:19,755 So that's where I left my shell. 18 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:23,477 I didn't know you could take this thing off. 19 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:27,241 It was starting to get a little cramped in there, so I molted. Why not? 20 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:31,970 - Ah! The fresh air feels good. - Stop doing that! 21 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:36,313 So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the Dumpster... 22 00:01:36,378 --> 00:01:39,998 and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday. 23 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:43,277 - Those were toenail clippings. - A feast is a feast. 24 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:47,551 [ Door Shuts ] [ Cell Phone Rings ] 25 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:50,070 Hey, that's my cell phone. 26 00:01:50,137 --> 00:01:53,237 [ Ringing ]Hello? 27 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:56,140 [ Stammering, Gasping ] 28 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:58,206 Hello? Who is this? 29 00:01:58,275 --> 00:02:00,275 [ Stammering, Gasping ] 30 00:02:00,343 --> 00:02:02,623 Hello? Hello?[ Line Clicks, Dial Tone ] 31 00:02:02,688 --> 00:02:04,408 [ Karate Grunt ]What's wrong? 32 00:02:04,481 --> 00:02:06,481 Did you swallow your phone again? 33 00:02:06,551 --> 00:02:10,311 Some guy's been calling and hanging up 10 times a day for a year. 34 00:02:10,378 --> 00:02:13,068 Men who call too much are the worst, I bet. 35 00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:15,517 I just wish a decent guy would call me... 36 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:20,066 instead of this "spleazeball" who has me too terrified to even answer the phone. 37 00:02:20,137 --> 00:02:22,137 [ Rings ]Hello? 38 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:24,405 [ Stammering, Gasping ] 39 00:02:24,481 --> 00:02:29,211 [ Stammering, Gasping ]Hello? Is anyone there? 40 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,965 I love you. Oh. 41 00:02:40,723 --> 00:02:43,283 Why must I be such a coward? 42 00:02:43,343 --> 00:02:46,173 [ Sobbing ] 43 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,310 Kif, I'm headed to the men's room, and I'll be needing an attendant, so-- 44 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,618 Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman. 45 00:02:51,688 --> 00:02:53,688 [ Whimpers ]It's all right. 46 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,858 I've always thought of myself as a father figure... 47 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:58,070 to some of my more pathetic men. 48 00:02:58,137 --> 00:03:01,337 Kif, old friend, let's rap.[ Sighs ] 49 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:04,213 Well, I'm in love with this girl. 50 00:03:04,275 --> 00:03:06,685 [ Laughing ] 51 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,758 Uh! Oh! Eh! 52 00:03:08,826 --> 00:03:11,026 That's rich. Go on. 53 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:14,593 I met her a year ago when we were escaping from that cruise ship... 54 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:17,135 you piloted directly into a black hole. 55 00:03:17,205 --> 00:03:20,655 [ People Screaming ] [ Branigan ] Yes. It was in all the papers. 56 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:30,523 Call me.[ Stammering, Gasping ] 57 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,716 Uh-huh, eh-heh, mm-hmm, uh-huh. 58 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:36,523 I've finished talking, sir.Belay that remark! 59 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:39,096 Your Amy knows my Leela? 60 00:03:39,171 --> 00:03:41,311 I have formed an idea. 61 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,790 I'm calling to negotiate a double date. 62 00:03:45,861 --> 00:03:48,521 You and me, Kif and Amy.Forget it. 63 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:50,586 Then let the negotiations begin. 64 00:03:50,655 --> 00:03:54,095 - I propose we go out on 10 dates. - How about zero? 65 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:55,381 - Nine. - Zero. 66 00:03:55,448 --> 00:03:56,588 - Seven. - Zero. 67 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:58,655 - Eight? - Please, Leela? 68 00:03:58,723 --> 00:04:00,933 Kif's like the sweetest guy who's ever liked me. 69 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,480 Five. And that's my final offer. Four. 70 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:05,550 [ Sighs ] One. 71 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,070 - Two. - One-half. 72 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:09,097 I'll take it. We'll meet you tonight for part of dinner... 73 00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:11,761 and the first half of a movie. 74 00:04:11,826 --> 00:04:13,896 ♪♪ [ Big Band ] 75 00:04:24,413 --> 00:04:28,793 Um, sir, I don't go out on many dates, and, um-- 76 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:31,032 What if I can't think of anything to say? 77 00:04:31,103 --> 00:04:33,213 Here's my personal book of pickup lines. 78 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,764 Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. 79 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:37,856 Don't stop for any reason. 80 00:04:37,930 --> 00:04:39,930 M-Maybe I'll just give her these flowers. 81 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Wrong, wrong, wrong. 82 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:44,067 And what's that? Candy? 83 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:46,237 Candy's for dorks. Give me that. 84 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:49,447 Mm, mm, mmm! 85 00:04:49,516 --> 00:04:51,896 [ Beeping ] 86 00:04:53,413 --> 00:04:56,383 [ Beeping ][ People Chattering ] 87 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:04,376 Hello, beautiful. I got these for you.Thanks. 88 00:05:07,654 --> 00:05:09,694 Well, well, well. 89 00:05:09,757 --> 00:05:14,407 - This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date. - Half date. 90 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,591 Waiter. Bring us a bottle of wine.Half bottle. 91 00:05:16,654 --> 00:05:19,174 And some oysters on the half shell.Quarter shell. 92 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,590 Oh, and I'd like--Kif's not hungry. 93 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,694 Kif, this place is expensive. I'd like two steaks, 94 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:27,827 and the ladies will have some very sensual salads... 95 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:30,166 with low-cal sensual dressing. 96 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:34,067 [ Stammering ] 97 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:36,067 ♪♪ [ Funk ] 98 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:40,207 ♪ Oh, won't you take me to Funkytown ♪ 99 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:44,454 ♪ Won't you take me to Funkytown ♪♪ 100 00:05:44,516 --> 00:05:47,926 [ Cheering, Applause ]Thank you. 101 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,070 Kif, you're so quiet. You haven't said a word all night. 102 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:53,897 Well, um-- Heh. The, um-- 103 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:56,095 H-Hello. [ Gasps, Sighs ] 104 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,312 'Cause I was really hoping we could talk and stuff. 105 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,689 [ Stammering, Gasping ] 106 00:06:02,723 --> 00:06:05,863 Oh. [ Gasps ] 107 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,720 Amy, "if I said you had a beautiful body, 108 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:11,723 would you take your pants off and dance around a little?" 109 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:14,103 What?Lieutenant Kroker! 110 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:16,452 Ooh! [ Stammering ] 111 00:06:16,516 --> 00:06:19,686 "I-I-- I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." 112 00:06:19,757 --> 00:06:22,067 - Kif! - Oh, my! 113 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:24,447 This half date is entirely over. 114 00:06:24,516 --> 00:06:26,686 Amy, conference. 115 00:06:26,757 --> 00:06:29,547 Oh! Is-Is there nothing we can do, sir? 116 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:33,720 There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. 117 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:36,343 I speak, of course, of karaoke. 118 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:40,343 My years in the DOOP Boys' Chorus will not have been in vain. 119 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:42,623 [ Pulsing Tone ] 120 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:45,139 All right. Enough lipstick. Let's storm out. 121 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,587 ♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love ♪ 122 00:06:49,654 --> 00:06:52,724 ♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪ 123 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:55,593 Oh, that's so emotional. 124 00:06:55,654 --> 00:06:59,554 ♪ There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart ♪♪ 125 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,760 Amateur hour's over. 126 00:07:01,826 --> 00:07:05,236 Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog. Hit it. 127 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:07,620 ♪♪ [ Acoustic Guitar ] 128 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,410 [ Reciting ] ♪ I met her in a club down in old Soho ♪ 129 00:07:13,481 --> 00:07:18,591 ♪ Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola ♪ 130 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:21,834 ♪ C-O-L-A Cola ♪ 131 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:25,096 [ All Grumbling ]He sickens me. 132 00:07:25,172 --> 00:07:28,242 ♪ She walked up to me and she asked me to dance ♪ 133 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:32,480 ♪ I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said ♪ 134 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,900 [ Singing ] ♪ Leela ♪ 135 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:38,025 ♪ L-E-E-L-A Leela ♪ 136 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:40,653 ♪ Lee-Lee-Lee Lee-Leela ♪ 137 00:07:40,723 --> 00:07:42,723 ♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah-bah ♪ 138 00:07:42,793 --> 00:07:45,003 ♪ Deh-deh deh-deh deh-deh-deh-deh-deh ♪ 139 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:47,757 [ Chairs Scraping Floor ][ All Yelling ] 140 00:07:47,826 --> 00:07:49,716 [ Yelling Continues ] [ Man ] I gotta get outta here! 141 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:54,523 ♪ Leela ♪ 142 00:07:56,965 --> 00:08:00,585 ♪ Da-da-da bah-bah bah ♪♪ 143 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,414 We're going home. Call us a space taxi. 144 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:06,342 No need. There's not a restaurant built I can't fly. 145 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:08,413 Where to, ladies? 146 00:08:08,481 --> 00:08:11,071 Please, sir, let's just divide up the check and-- 147 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:15,267 [ Beeping ]Let's see what this eatery can do. 148 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:23,593 Ah! She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro. 149 00:08:23,654 --> 00:08:25,864 [ Loud Thudding ][ Gasping ] 150 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:29,450 [ Alarm Blaring ]She's out of control! You win again, gravity. 151 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:31,996 [ All Screaming ] 152 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:40,691 Look what arrived-- my new shell catalog. 153 00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:42,758 So let's try some on already. 154 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,240 Ah! Muy macho. Hey, gringos! 155 00:08:49,309 --> 00:08:52,099 Here comes "El Zoido" to ruin your drinking water. 156 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:54,552 [ Imitating Gunshots ]Whoa, whoa, whoa! 157 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,450 I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive. 158 00:08:59,309 --> 00:09:02,829 - [ Loud Clatter ] - You Latins are so hot-blooded. 159 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:07,856 This one's like a summer guy.Look, you fat fish. 160 00:09:07,931 --> 00:09:11,551 The Planet Express health plan only covers one kind of replacement shell. 161 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:15,166 Aw. 162 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:20,144 I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date. 163 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,376 I'm gonna call the restaurant. 164 00:09:22,447 --> 00:09:24,477 [ Line Rings, Beep Tone ] 165 00:09:24,551 --> 00:09:26,971 [ Recorded Voice ] The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. 166 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,173 Please make a note of it.[ Both Gasp ] 167 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,860 We gotta go rescue them!Eh, I don't know. 168 00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:34,971 Bender, think of the senoritas. ♪♪ [ Spanish Guitar Chord ] 169 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,313 i¡Vámonos! 170 00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:38,789 [ Insects Buzzing, Chirping ] 171 00:09:38,861 --> 00:09:40,861 [ Electricity Crackles ] 172 00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:49,928 So, Amy, um-- Well, uh-- 173 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,340 [ Sighs ] It's always a line with you. 174 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:54,693 What planet is this anyway?[ Mumbling ] I don't know. 175 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:56,758 This whole sector is uncharted. 176 00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:59,926 It is not uncharted. You lost the chart. 177 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,070 Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race. 178 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,136 Just me and you. 179 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:07,336 [ Whispering ] And maybe you. [ Loud Pounding ] 180 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:10,173 - [ Pounding Continues ] - What is it? 181 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:16,717 - [ Stomach Sloshing ] - [ All Whimpering ] 182 00:10:18,481 --> 00:10:20,381 [ Loud Growling ] 183 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:28,693 Me hear people, but me not see people. 184 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,168 No big deal. Everybody make mistake. 185 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,380 Well, hello. I usually don't say this, 186 00:10:36,447 --> 00:10:39,787 but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies... 187 00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:41,861 I've ever laid eyes on. 188 00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:44,691 [ Growling ] 189 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:48,028 I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boob-- [ Screams ] 190 00:10:48,102 --> 00:10:52,342 [ Screaming ] 191 00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:58,002 [ Alarm Blaring ][ Panicked Babbling ] 192 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,686 Oh, no. Any sign of Leela or Amy? 193 00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:11,548 No, but what do you make of this? 194 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,410 I don't know, but it might have something to do with this. 195 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:20,646 [ Gasps ] Oh, your god! 196 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:25,034 [ Crowd Murmuring ] [ Woman ] Uh! Move. Go. 197 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,032 All right. Here's the plan. 198 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,722 [ Grunting ] 199 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,763 What kind of moronic plan is that? 200 00:11:31,826 --> 00:11:33,966 Wow. 201 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:37,453 Ooh! Ow, ow, ow!Ow! I hate that! 202 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:39,517 Oh, boy! Uh![ Groaning ] 203 00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:43,376 Women go free. Men stay in chains. 204 00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:47,377 We take them to our leader. She know what do. 205 00:11:47,447 --> 00:11:49,137 [ Scoffs ] A female leader? 206 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,586 Fry, shut up.Yes, Captain. 207 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:54,654 This capital city Planet Amazonia. 208 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:58,484 Where are all the men in your society?Men die out many year ago. 209 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,721 With all these women around, they were probably nagged to death. 210 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:05,553 Are you with me, fellas?[ Laughing ] 211 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,410 [ Stop Laughing, Gasp ] 212 00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:11,031 Here stadium where our women basketball teams play. 213 00:12:11,102 --> 00:12:14,722 We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.That more fun to watch. 214 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:18,173 [ Laughing ] 215 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,720 Oh, God. You're killin' me. Oh, God! You're killing me! 216 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,383 This our comedy club. 217 00:12:24,447 --> 00:12:26,587 Humor here funny in different way. 218 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:28,834 It not reinforce stereotypes. 219 00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:31,335 Comedy come from character, real situations, 220 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,413 not abstract craziness. 221 00:12:33,481 --> 00:12:35,451 Translation-- boring. 222 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,587 [ Laughing ] 223 00:12:37,654 --> 00:12:39,764 That's a good one. Ow! 224 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:43,026 [ Sighs ] This "women only" planet is sounding better and better. 225 00:12:43,102 --> 00:12:46,312 I'm already looking for apartments. 226 00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:49,649 Here live vengeful, all-knowing leader. 227 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,454 She decide men's fates.Is she hot? 228 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,687 That not important. She all-knowing. 229 00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,828 In other words, no. Ohh! 230 00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:13,446 - All hail Femputer! - All hail Femputer! 231 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:16,067 You all obey a big computer?Yes. 232 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:19,236 It appear mysteriously just about time men die out. 233 00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:20,969 So, why did you make it your leader? 234 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,593 It seem like different kind of politician. 235 00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:25,694 Not Beltway insider. 236 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,968 Femputer, we bring offering... 237 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,483 of bath beads and scented soaps. 238 00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,621 Your gift pleases Femputer. 239 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:37,138 Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet! 240 00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:39,856 - It was an accident, ma'am. - That does not fempute! 241 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:43,171 Femputer will return after deciding... 242 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,380 your punishment! 243 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,070 Uh, Leela? I'm through making fun of women. 244 00:13:52,136 --> 00:13:54,826 - Now I want them to help me. - Should we do something? 245 00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:57,585 - [ Choking ] - There's no hurry. 246 00:13:57,654 --> 00:14:00,764 [ Groaning ] Yes. A little tighter. 247 00:14:00,826 --> 00:14:04,166 Tighter. Perhaps a hard spanking is in order. 248 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,240 [ Groans ] Too hard! 249 00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:09,099 Men strange. You have them on your planet? 250 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,622 - I'm afraid so. - What they for? 251 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:13,688 [ Whispering, Indistinct ] 252 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:17,098 Oh! You mean "snu-snu." 253 00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,592 [ All, Gasping ] Snu-snu. Snu-snu. 254 00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:22,594 We hear tell men used for snu-snu. 255 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,034 But all we have go on are ancient legend... 256 00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,102 and subscription to Cosmo. 257 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:30,172 Just F.Y.I., I could be used for snu-snu. 258 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,170 Silence! You want die like last men visit Amazonia? 259 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,860 What'd they die of?Crushed pelvises. 260 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:41,173 Yes!Oh, thank you, Lord in Heaven. 261 00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:46,001 After lengthy femputations, 262 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:50,067 I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. 263 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:55,716 - Femputer sentences them to death... - [ All Gasp ] 264 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:58,653 - by snu-snu! - Yeah! Whoo-ooh! 265 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:01,794 [ Whimpers ]What are you, gay? 266 00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,166 [ Femputer ] Death to the men! 267 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,650 Death by snu-snu! 268 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,624 [ All Screaming, Whimpering ] 269 00:15:14,688 --> 00:15:16,648 Although the snu-snu part's gonna be pretty good. 270 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:19,104 Baby, it'll blow your mind. 271 00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:21,032 Femputer, be reasonable. 272 00:15:21,102 --> 00:15:25,002 Sure, men are annoying and they wreck up whatever planet they're in charge of, 273 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,787 but most of these men are sort of my friends. 274 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,551 - They don't deserve to die. - Hmm. 275 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:33,860 Perhaps men are not as evil as Femputer thinks. 276 00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,411 But they make fun women's basketball. 277 00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:39,591 What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals... 278 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,724 make up for their inability to dunk? 279 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,973 - Yes. They still laugh. - The men must die! 280 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,933 Too true, Femputer. You're so wise. 281 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,170 Kill 'em all, I say. Good riddance. 282 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,070 Did I mention I'm not a man? I'm a manbot. 283 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:56,446 That's an understandable mistake. You can let me down now, thanks. 284 00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:59,617 He big jerk like man.I sure am, but check the crotch. 285 00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,758 [ Hollow Banging ]Nothin'. 286 00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:06,586 Very well. Release him. As for the others, take them to the snu-snu chambers! 287 00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:09,004 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 288 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:24,376 [ Crying ] I'll miss ya, meat bag.Me too, meat bag. 289 00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:27,027 Good-bye, friends. I never thought I would die like this, 290 00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:29,102 but I'd always really hoped. 291 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:32,592 The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. 292 00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:37,344 The one called Zapp will be snu-snu'd by the large women. 293 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,413 He that is designated Fry... 294 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,791 will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. 295 00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:45,591 And Kif, as the most attractive male, 296 00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:50,174 will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, 297 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,240 then the large women, 298 00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:54,379 then the petite women, 299 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,897 then the large women again. 300 00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,895 - [ Whimpers ] - Initiate snu-snu! 301 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,375 [ All Chanting ] Snu-snu! Snu-snu! Snu-snu! 302 00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:04,517 [ Amazonians ] Snu-snu! Snu-snu!Amy! Before I die, 303 00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:08,406 I have to tell you I didn't mean to say those awful things on our date. 304 00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:12,341 They were all Zapp's idea.Really? Honest and true? 305 00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:17,073 Yes. And-And that person calling and hanging up was me. 306 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:20,476 I was just too nervous to say hello because... 307 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,100 - I love you. - Oh, Kif! 308 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,552 It Og's first time. 309 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:27,959 Be gentle![ Grunts ] 310 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:31,144 [ Fry Whimpers ][ Zapp ] Yahoo! 311 00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:34,755 We've got to do something. Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer... 312 00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:36,856 and reprogram it to let them go. 313 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,961 Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it! 314 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,454 [ Speaking Asian Language ][ Groans ] 315 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:46,957 All right, I'll go. [ Speaking Asian Language ] 316 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:53,380 [ Fry, Branigan Groaning, Moaning ] 317 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,028 [ Fry ] Ooh! Yeah! [ Branigan ] Oh, baby! 318 00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,103 [ Screaming, Groaning ] 319 00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:02,832 [ Panting ] Oh, no. 320 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,545 How Tonk look?Tonk look good. 321 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:09,899 Me fat.No. You look good. Tonk fat. 322 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,825 Intruder! Stay away from the mighty Femputer. Guards! 323 00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:24,475 Time to override the C.P.U. and reprogram this femputer. 324 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:27,240 [ Grunting ]Hey! Whoa! Whoa! 325 00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:30,169 Stop it! Stop it! Hey, cut that out! 326 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,524 Cease hitting Femputer. 327 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:36,446 - Oh! - You're no femputer. You're a fembot! 328 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:40,337 It's true. I disguised myself as a femputer... 329 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,693 so I could rule the Amazonians. 330 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:46,898 - But why? - Why? Why? 331 00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:50,144 I came here from a faraway planet, 332 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,545 a planet ruled by a chauvinistic manputer... 333 00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:55,619 that was really a manbot. 334 00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:59,589 Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot... 335 00:18:59,654 --> 00:19:03,594 living in a manbot's manputer's world? 336 00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:06,414 - What? - And now, my meddling manbot, 337 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:09,001 there's the question of what to do with you. 338 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,860 Oh, no! [ Screams ] 339 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:14,411 [ All Chattering ] 340 00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:22,142 [ Panting ][ Panting ] We need rest. 341 00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:25,515 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. 342 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:29,166 It time snu-snu!Can't we just cuddle? 343 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,790 No![ Groans ] 344 00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:35,482 We can't wait for Bender. It's time for a woman's touch. 345 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,170 Heeyah! Hoh! Ahh! 346 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,480 Heeyooh! Yah! Yah! Yah! 347 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:45,070 Ow! [ Grunts ] 348 00:19:45,136 --> 00:19:48,236 Me next snu-snu! Out me way! 349 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,550 Where go beautiful man? 350 00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:55,209 [ Whimpering ]Me want snu-snu! 351 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,414 [ Gasps ] Kif! Jump![ Groans ] 352 00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:05,281 My hero. 353 00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:10,929 Me not get snu-snu! Get him! 354 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,140 [ Panting ] 355 00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:15,785 [ Shouting, Indistinct ][ Panting ] 356 00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,832 - [ Growling ] - [ Both Whimper ] 357 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:22,715 [ Panting, Gasps ] 358 00:20:25,689 --> 00:20:27,719 [ All Muttering ] 359 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,932 Mighty Femputer, small girl steal green kissy man. 360 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 We kill her now? 361 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,307 Come back later. Leave me alone. 362 00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,378 [ Bender ] Yeah. Get lost! 363 00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,648 [ Bender Chuckling ][ Giggling ] 364 00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:41,343 Ooh! Ooh![ Kiss ] 365 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:45,143 Woooo! I'm a scary femputer! 366 00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:47,445 Release the prisoners! 367 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:50,687 [ Bender ] And bring gold! Lots of gold! 368 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:53,408 Gold? Why Femputer want gold? 369 00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:56,521 You heard the man! [ Cooing ] Yeah. Ooh. 370 00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,236 [ Fembot, Bender Moaning ] [ Bender ] Yeah, baby. Gimme some of dat. 371 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,214 And that's how I got my new shell. 372 00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:08,025 It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, 373 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,173 and I found it in the same Dumpster. 374 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,830 But this one had a live raccoon inside. 375 00:21:12,895 --> 00:21:15,685 [ Slurps ] Pretty good story, hey, Hermes? 376 00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:19,408 Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle! 377 00:21:19,481 --> 00:21:22,211 It's funny how the battle of the sexes was only resolved... 378 00:21:22,275 --> 00:21:25,515 when a manbot and a fembot realized they loved each other. 379 00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:29,376 Yeah. By the way, if she calls, I'm not here. 380 00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:33,588 All I know is this gold says that was the best mission ever. 381 00:21:33,654 --> 00:21:36,624 [ Yawns ][ Giggles ] It sure was. 382 00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:40,519 Oh, yeah.I had snu-snu. 383 00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:44,716 So, um, Amy, wh-what do you wanna do now? 384 00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:48,762 [ Whispering, Indistinct ][ Stammering, Gasping ] 385 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,003 [ Continues Stammering, Gasping ]