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♪ 'Cause we got  a little ol' convoy ♪

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♪ Rockin' through the night ♪

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♪ Yeah, we got  a little ol' convoy ♪

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♪ Ain't she a beautiful sight ♪

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♪ Come on and join our convoy♪

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♪ Ain't nothin' gonna  get in our way ♪

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♪ We gonna roll  this truckin' convoy ♪

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♪ 'Cross the U.S.A. ♪

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♪ Convoy ♪♪ [ Man #1 On Radio ] Breaker, breaker. This here's the Duck.

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And, uh, you wanna back off of them hogs?

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[ Man #2 ] Uh, 10-4. 'Bout five miles or so. Ten, roger.

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[ Bell Dinging ]

13
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Hmm. I better check
the fluid levels.

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We're okay on Coke syrup.

15
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Oh, man. Come on!

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[ Explosion ]Comin' through!

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[ Unzips Fly ]

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[ Fry ] Okay. Yeah. Mmm!

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What's that black cracker?

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[ Crunches ]A tomato.

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You're not gonna eat a sandwich
from a truck-stop men's room,
are you?

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Ehh, what's the worst thing
that could happen?

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Ugh! It's like
a party in my mouth,
and everyone's throwing up.

24
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Lookie there. It's one of them
things like on our mud flaps.Yosemite Sam?

25
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Stands back.
I'm gonna puts my moves on her.

26
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Whoa-oh-oh-ohs!

27
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That jerk! No one hoots at my
captain unless they're prepared
to take it to the next level.

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Fry, please. That's sweet,
but I'd rather not even dignify
them with an ass-whupping.

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Yo, sexy mama.
Let's get busy and freaky,
in that order.

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Hey, jumbo! How would you
like it if Leela said youwere sexy...

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and she wanted to
make love with you?Eh, I gots five minutes.

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She looks pretty good
for a truck-stop chick.[ Both Laughing ]

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You take that back!
She does notlook good
for a truck-stop chick!

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[ Laughing
Continues ]

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Yeah, you're right.
She don't gots enough meat
for a guy like me.

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She does too! She's loaded
with meat. She's got more
meat than a cow. Ow!

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Ah! More meat than a cow![ Laughing ]

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[ Sighs ]
I just can't please Leela
no matter what I do.

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I just want her
to like me.Well, there's always hope.

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[ Boisterous Laugh ]
Come on. We gotta go fix
the plasma-fusion boiler.

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- Who are you?
- Scruffy, a janitor.

42
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- Why aren't you
fixing the boiler?
- Schedule conflict.

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There. Fixed forever.

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[ Both Gasp ]

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Scruffy's gonna die
the way he lived.

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[ Both Scream ]

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[ Scruffy ]
Oh, marmalade!

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Ahh, the hypochondriac's back.

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- So what is it this time?
- Well, my lead pipe
hurts a little.

50
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- That's normal. Next patient!
- [ Sawing, Clanking ]

51
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Hmm.

52
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[ All Exclaiming ]

53
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- He's a witch!
- Fry, did you eat anything
unusual recently?

54
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No.What about that bathroom
egg salad from the truck stop?

55
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- I've had better.
- Egg salad? Hmm.

56
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Zoidberg will have to examine
your gastrointestinal tract.

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Come, everyone.
Give Fry some privacy.

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If you can't see well enough
through the two-way mirror,

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there'll be a close-up
on this video screen.

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[ Beeping, Engine Revving ]

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Hmm. We'll need to have
a look inside you
with this camera.

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Guess again.

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Ah, um, um!

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Gross!Go, man, go!

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Watch for any
subtle irregularity
in Fry's bowel.

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[ Amy ] Ooh! [ Bender ]
Wow!

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It's gorgeous. That place used to be a big dump.

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[ Bender ]
Wow! [ Amy ] Worms?

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Ew! Puke-a-tronic!

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So the eggs in that
egg salad sandwich were--

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Correct! Worm eggs.
And the mayonnaise was
probably none too fresh either.

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It's nauseatin', mon!

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Is there no way to get rid
of the disgusting maggots?

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Only one.
We'll have to travel
deep inside Fry...

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in this!

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Shotgun!Shotgun! Aww!

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[ Farnsworth ] In each gastro-survival kit,

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you'll find a rain slicker,
a disposable fun camera...

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and something to protect you against bacteria: a harpoon.

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Yo, old guy.
Why do we have to use
those tiny micro-droids?

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Can't you just
shrink us?Oh, my, no.

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That would require extremely
tiny atoms, and have you
priced those lately?

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I'm not made of money.
Leave me alone!

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Me next!

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[ Beeping ]

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Oh!

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"Anyhoo," your net suits
will let you experience...

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Fry's worm-infested bowels...

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as if you were actually
wriggling through them.

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There's no part of
that sentence I didn't like.

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[ Farnsworth ] Is everyone present?

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We're all here.Aye, aye.
Definitely.

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Here's the plan.
We'll enter the ear,

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drip down
the back of the throat,
and make for the bowel.

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There, we'll irritate
the pelvic splanchnic ganglion
and cause an intestinal spasm,

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expelling,
among other things,
the parasites.

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I'll tell Fry to wash out,
among other things, his ear.

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No! Fry can't know anything
about the mission.

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If he finds out,
the worms will try
to defend themselves.

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They know everything he knows.

101
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They know how to make
ice cream soup?Leela,

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your role is to distract Fry,

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so he doesn't notice
what we're up to.

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Can do!Leela, you should really try
a facial scrub for your pores.

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Aah! [ Thudding ]

106
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Look! A starling!Really?

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Shh. Be very quiet.

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We're in the ear.Okay, Professor.

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- [ Loudly ] What?
- What about what?

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Uh, what if we go
for a walk, possibly,

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because it's such
a lovely day, perhaps.

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I'd love to.

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[ All Screaming ]

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- We gotta get someplace where
he won't stick his finger.
- It's hopeless! Abandon ship!

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Wait! We just have
to get past the eardrum!

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[ Hermes ] What are those worms doing to Fry's brain?

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[ Farnsworth ]
They're giving it
a complete tune-up.

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A cursory glance would
suggest they've doubled
his thinking power.

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My God! Soon he'll
be smarter than Cher.

120
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Ah, the scent of a rose.

121
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Curious how an aromatic chain
of hydrocarbons can evoke our
deepest emotions. For you.

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That's such
a beautiful thought, Fry.

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And what's more amazing,
you expressed it without
spewing crumbs at me.

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Brace yourselves, everyone.

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We're entering the interior
of Fry's nose.

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We're at finger alert five. [ Alarm Blaring ]

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Let's just pray
nothing stimulates
the delicate smell receptors.

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[ Whispers ]
Nobody make a smell.

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-[ Sniffing Deeply ]
- [ All Screaming ]

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Quick! We can escape
through that nasal capillary
into the sinus.

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Strange. Usually you don't know anything about human anatomy.

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I learned it from
a decongestant commercial.

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"Soothing action,
action, action, action."

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- [ Panicked Shouts ]
- [ Rhythmic Beating ]

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Where are we, the ass?We're in the heart,
better known as the love muscle.

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- Where the food is digested.
- We should be safe,

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just so long as nothing
makes it beat faster.

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[ Rapid Beating ]

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- Abandon ship!
- No! Set course for that
cholesterol-encrusted valve.

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It's good cholesterol, but it
spreads like bad cholesterol.

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[ Gobbling ]

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♪♪ [ Jazz Pop ]

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[ Amy ]
Look, they're Jazzercising
Fry's muscles.

144
00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:09,763
He'll be as strong and flexible
as Gumby and Hercules combined.

145
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,646
Gumbercules?
I love that guy.

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[ Disgusted Groan ]
It's that jerk
from the truck stop.

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Let's cross the street
and try to blend in
with that crowd of pimps.

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00:10:19,551 --> 00:10:23,901
I don't think so.
Sir, I believe you owe
this lady an apology.

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00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:26,965
Fry, no! He's bulging
with what could be muscles.

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00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,973
Ooh!

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I gots your apologies
right heres.

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[ Grunting, Groaning ]

153
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Sorrys, ma'am. I've learnsed
a lesson about not ogling cans
that I won't soons forgets.

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Ahh, the stomach--
scenic gateway to the bowel.

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[ Siren Blaring ]

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Abandon ship!
[ Straining ]

157
00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:03,553
No! Don't give up now.
We're but a stone's throw
from the pyloric sphincter.

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[ Thudding ]

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[ All Cheering ] [ Hermes ]
We made it!

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There it is,

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the stately capitol
of Fry's bowel--

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a heavily guarded fortress
surrounding the pelvic
splanchnic ganglion.

163
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I've heard of that.
Who said I haven't?

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If we can stimulate that nerve,
the bowel will convulse,

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expelling the entire
worm society.

166
00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:49,135
But what about the worms
in the other parts of his body?

167
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:52,476
Listen, this is gonna be
one hell of a bowel movement.

168
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Afterwards, he'll be lucky
if he has any bones left.

169
00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:58,833
All right.
Let's smoosh some worms!

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00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,645
Worms to battle stations!

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[ Hooting ]

172
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,968
I had a great time today--

173
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,793
the flowers, the puddle,
the way you hurt that guy.

174
00:12:22,861 --> 00:12:25,271
- But can I "ax" you something?
- Anything.

175
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,314
- Why did you do all that stuff?
- [ Sighs ]

176
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:31,409
Leela, there's something
I've wanted to tell you
for a long time,

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but every time I try, I get
nervous and my mouth feels like
it's stuffed with peanut butter,

178
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- even when it's not.
- What is it?
Is it about Bender?

179
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,522
- No, it's about you and me.
- And Bender?

180
00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,586
Bender's not involved.

181
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Leela, I love you.

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00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,073
- You do?
- Yes.

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00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:51,586
But it's only recently that
I've been able to articulate
my thoughts.

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I love you, Leela,
and I always have.

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00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:58,169
Fry, that's the sweetest,
most wonderful-- Wait.

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Recently?
Like since you ate
that toilet sandwich?

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00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:05,616
Yeah. I don't know why,
but my life really
turned around that day.

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Stay here.

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00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,793
[ Sighs ]Freshen your Narcotina?

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00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:15,521
Please. I need something
to settle my stomach.

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[ Gunfire ]

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00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,654
The nerve is through here.
Where's Zoidberg?

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Yippee-ki-yay!
You'll never guess
where I've been!

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Slurping ]

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[ Banging ] [ Bender ]
One, two, three!

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Ooh!There it is!

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The pelvic
splanchnic ganglion.

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Tickle it, then get ready
for the ride of your lives.

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00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,969
Don't even think about
tickling that ganglion.

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00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,243
[ Farnsworth ] Leela! You're just in time to help.

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00:13:57,309 --> 00:14:02,209
If we don't get rid of
the worms now, they'll burrow
so deep into the bowel...

203
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:06,174
that not even
Hermes' famous jerk prunes
could dislodge them.

204
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:10,830
- I call it Caribbean Drano.
- Fry will be stuck
with the worms forever.

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00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:13,205
Perfect. Haah!Oh, oh!

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00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:16,414
- [ Leela Grunting ]
- [ Zoidberg ] Ouch!

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00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:21,066
[ All Shouting ]

208
00:14:23,861 --> 00:14:27,691
[ Shouting Stops ][ Amy ]
Oh! I'm okay.

209
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:31,928
Leela, you ignorant dope!
Now the worms will
be in Fry forever.

210
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,860
So? Did you ever
stop to think that Fry
is better off with worms?

211
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:38,171
Oh, that's stupid!

212
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:43,410
If anyone wants to tell me
what's going on here,
I'll be in the lounge.

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00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:49,591
Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the--

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Hell, they are the best!
Leela, how can I ever repay you
for saving them?

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00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:56,587
I'll think of something.

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00:14:57,895 --> 00:15:01,095
[ British Accent ]
Hello! What's all this then?

217
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,790
Apartment One-I.
The old me would've
made a joke about that.

218
00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:10,451
I should warn you.
It's a little
under-furnished.

219
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,967
I'm thinking of having
a window installed.

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I think the view's
perfect already.

221
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:19,764
Oh, that's the corniest thing
I've ever heard.
Let me show you the bedroom.

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00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:22,236
Wait. In a minute.

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00:15:22,309 --> 00:15:24,789
A holophonor?

224
00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:29,381
Only a few people in the
whole universe can play that,
and they're not very good at it.

225
00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:32,207
They don't have you
to inspire them.

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♪♪ [ Orchestral ]

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♪♪ [ Continues ]

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[ Both Moaning Pleasurably ]

229
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I don't have words to say
how wonderful you are, Fry.

230
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I haven't felt this happy
since double-soup Tuesday
at the orphanarium.

231
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When I'm with you,
every day seems like
double-soup Tuesday.

232
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Oh, Fry.
I love what you've become.

233
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What I've become.

234
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[ Sighs ]What is it?

235
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There's just something
I have to find out.

236
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[ Beeping ]

237
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Who controls this bowel?Who wants to know?

238
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[ Worms Gasping ]

239
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I am the lord mayor
of Cologne.

240
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- You mean "Colon"?
- State your business.

241
00:17:19,136 --> 00:17:21,686
Your Excellency,
have you ever been in love?

242
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:24,548
No. I thought I was once,
but then I remembered...

243
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our species reproduces
with a cloud of spores.

244
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,997
Well, a wonderful girl
loves me,

245
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:34,447
but I need to know if it's
really me she loves, or just
what you worms have made of me.

246
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That's why,
with all due respect,
I'm asking you to leave.

247
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Listen, you!
I was born here.

248
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I raised a cloud
of children here.

249
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My ancestors came over here
on the sandwich.

250
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No one can make me leave.

251
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- Haah! Hmm?
- Huuh!

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[ Both Grunting ]

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[ Bell Dings ]

254
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[ Electric Crackling ]

255
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[ Bell Dings ]

256
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[ Disgruntled Shouts ]

257
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Everyone out of my body,
or the brain gets it!

258
00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:31,338
He's bluffing.
No creature would willingly
make an idiot out of itself.

259
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,453
Obviously you've never
been in love. Huuh!

260
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[ Panicked Shouts ]

261
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Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow!
Huuh! Ow!

262
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[ All Exclaiming ]

263
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And now,
the hand-eye coordination lobe.

264
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Waah! Waah!
[ Babbling ]

265
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[ Scattered Shouts ]
No! Stop that! Stop it, man!

266
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[ Grunting ]

267
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,205
[ Gasps ]

268
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,475
You've damaged your brain,
Universe--

269
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but no more than
a week of binge drinking
or five minutes on a cell phone.

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I was just working my way toward
the medulla oblongata, control
center of the heart and lungs.

271
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And if I kill myself,
you die with me.

272
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:15,715
No!
Stop!Wait a minute, man!

273
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:19,762
I hope Satan has a nice colon,
'cause that's where you're
gonna be living!

274
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:28,309
Stop! We'll leave.

275
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:32,548
But one day you'll be eatin'
a fast-food burger and boom!

276
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,759
You'll be crawlin'
with us again.

277
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:38,206
Ever wonder what makes
"special sauce" so special?

278
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Yo.

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[ Snoring ]

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Fry! I missed you.
Did you find out what
you needed to find out?

281
00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,863
I'm about to.
Leela, let me play for you
one more time.

282
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:07,691
You don't have to do that.
I'm still seduced from before.

283
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Please.
It's important to me.

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♪♪ [ Eerie ]

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[ Groaning ]

286
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,648
What's that
supposed to mean?I don't know.

287
00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,243
I got nervous,
and I started thinking
about neck bolts.

288
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,449
Wow! Did you see
that vase break?
It was all, like--

289
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[ Imitating Explosions ]

290
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:37,409
- What's happened to you?
- Nothing.
I got rid of the worms.

291
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:41,101
- What? Why would you do that?
- Leela, I had worms.

292
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I needed to know
who you loved,
me or them.

293
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:46,764
Well, which of you
wrote me that sonnet?

294
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:49,646
I did! I think.
It was probably about 50-50.

295
00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:52,103
But that's how I really
felt about you, I swear.

296
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,282
[ Sighs ]
I don't know.

297
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:57,284
Please, give me a chance
to be romantic on my own.

298
00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:00,414
I've got a Baggie
of massage oil, and I'm gonna
give you my super back rub,

299
00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:03,381
just like I used
to give Amy when I was
going out with her,

300
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and she always seemed to--
Uh-oh.

301
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[ Sighs ]Sorry you struck out,
sausage link.

302
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:16,693
If it's any consolation,
my life is great.

303
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,068
Babes, bucks--
I got it all.

304
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:23,376
Well, at least I learned
Leela's a lost cause. I give up.

305
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,588
There ya go!
[ Yawns ]
Good night.

306
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I gotta get up early
to go parasailing
with movie stars.

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♪♪ [ Orchestral ]