1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:03,841 FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: 2 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:08,783 [ Woman ] * NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE MOLTEN BORON ** 3 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,383 I HATE THE PLANET OF THE MOOCHERS. 4 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,248 THEY TAKE YOU OUT FOR A DRINK, BUT WHEN THE CHECK COMES 5 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:49,447 THEIR WALLET'S ALWAYS IN THEIR OTHER PANTS 6 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,919 WHICH THEY BORROWED FROM ME. 7 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,288 DINNER READY? 8 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,046 THOSE LOUSY MOOCHERS CLEANED OUT OUR PANTRY. 9 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,455 ALL THEY LEFT WAS BAKING SODA AND CAPERS 10 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,387 AND HERE IT IS. 11 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,793 [ Both Groaning ] 12 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:01,933 GREAT. 13 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:04,268 WE'RE TWO DAYS FROM EARTH WITH NO FOOD. 14 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,334 PROBLEM SOLVED. YOU TWO FIGHT TO THE DEATH 15 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,643 AND I'LL COOK THE LOSER. 16 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,404 WORK HIS GUT. I LIKE IT TENDER. 17 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,813 MAYBE THAT PLANET OVER THERE HAS A DRIVE-THRU. 18 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,735 A BURGER JERK OR A FISHY JOE'S OR A CHISELER OR SOMETHING. 19 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,111 DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. 20 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,910 WE'RE A BILLION MILES FROM NOWHERE. 21 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:20,810 YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY ONLY GOT A HOWARD JOHNSON'S. 22 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:27,924 WELL, IT'S A TYPE "M" PLANET 23 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,991 SO IT SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE RODDENBERRIES. 24 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,460 I'M EXPERIENCED AT FORAGING. 25 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,858 I USED TO FIND EDIBLE MUSHROOMS ON MY BATH MAT. 26 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,030 I FOUND SOME ROCKS. 27 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,498 YOU GUYS EAT ROCKS, RIGHT? 28 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,157 NO. 29 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,595 NOT EVEN IF THEY'RE 30 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:39,998 SAUTEED IN A LITTLE MUD? 31 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,269 HERE'S SOMETHING. 32 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,038 IT LOOKS LIKE A DITCH FULL OF FRIED SHRIMP. 33 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,097 WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND? 34 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,774 IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A HOLE 35 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,642 FULL OF FRIED PRAWNS. 36 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,480 [ Loud Humming ] 37 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,878 HMM, THIS THING I WEAR ON MY WRIST 38 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,219 SAYS THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS. 39 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,047 WELL, HOW ARE THEY? 40 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,825 OH, THEY'RE GREAT. 41 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:10,496 THEY'RE LIKE SEX, EXCEPT I'M HAVING THEM. 42 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,468 YOU KNOW WHAT THESE WOULD GO GREAT WITH? 43 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,366 ROCKS. 44 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,397 LOOK, HERE'S MORE. 45 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,802 THE PLANET'S COVERED WITH THEM. 46 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,672 LET'S BRING BACK A COUPLE OF POCKETFULS. 47 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,241 NO, A WHOLE BENDER-FUL. 48 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,180 NO, ONLY WHAT WE NEED. 49 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,175 STUFF THE SHIP. 50 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:31,321 PLANET EXPRESS SHIP, YOU ARE CLEARED TO LAND. 51 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:32,849 [ Leela While Eating ] Roger. 52 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,864 OH, MON 53 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,589 I'M INHALING THESE THINGS. 54 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,734 YOU GUYS SCORED SOME PRIMO STUFF HERE. 55 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,871 THEY'RE TASTIER THAN AN UNGUARDED PENGUIN NEST. 56 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,496 WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? 57 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,272 WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF A NAME YET. 58 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,441 THEY'RE TASTY, RIGHT? 59 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,938 LET'S CALL THEM TASTICLES. 60 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,409 [ Disgusted Groans ] 61 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,778 WE CAN'T CALL THEM THAT. 62 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:56,776 WHY NOT? 63 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,177 IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH 64 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,348 LIKE THOSE FROZEN ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS ON A STICK. 65 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,008 YOU KNOW, TESTSICLES. 66 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,175 ACCORDING TO GOVERNMENT RECORDS 67 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,624 THE ONLY NAMES NOT YET TRADEMARKED 68 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,789 ARE POPPLERS AND ZITSELS. 69 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,559 I KNOW-- WE'LL CALL THEM POPPLERS. 70 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,527 [ Enthusiastic Grunts ] YOU SURE PICKED IT. 71 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,456 SWISH. 72 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,301 CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT. 73 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,196 I CALL THEM A FREE MEAL. 74 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,198 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 75 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,630 SLOW DOWN THERE, SIGMUND. 76 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,904 I CAN'T STAND IDLY BY WHILE POOR PEOPLE GET FREE FOOD. 77 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,543 WE GOTTA SELL THESE THINGS. 78 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,809 YEAH! GOOD IDEA. 79 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,777 BENDER'S A GENIUS! 80 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,145 HEY... 81 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,477 BUSINESS IS GREAT. 82 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,051 GREAT IS OKAY, BUT AMAZING WOULD BE GREAT. 83 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,420 [ People Chattering ] 84 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,819 [ Man ] PLEASE, DON'T PUSH. 85 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,220 THERE'S HOT DOGS FOR EVERYONE. 86 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,493 [ Growls ] 87 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:48,331 HEY, MAC, WHERE DO YOU WANT THOSE RAT DROPPINGS YOU ORDERED? 88 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:51,129 [ Disgusted Groans ] 89 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,633 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE NOT THE GUY 90 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,235 WHO DELIVERS THE RAT DROPPINGS. 91 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,566 [ Sniggers ] 92 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,310 WHAT ARE YOU SELLING? POPPLERS? 93 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,636 NEVER HEARD OF 'EM. 94 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,681 EAT IT OR BEAT IT. 95 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:04,135 MMM, MMM. 96 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,353 THESE ARE GREAT. 97 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,305 BOYS, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 98 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,424 I'M JOE GILLMAN. 99 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:10,446 WOW. 100 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,820 YOU'RE SOME GUY WHO EATS AT FISHY JOE'S? 101 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:13,849 HELL, NO. 102 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:14,994 I AM FISHY JOE. 103 00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:16,757 I'VE GOT A FAST-FOOD FRANCHISE 104 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,956 ON EVERY PLANET IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE 105 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,629 EXCEPT McPLUTO. 106 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,858 HEY, FISHY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO WRITE YOU 107 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,533 ABOUT YOUR IN-STORE KIDDIE PARKS. 108 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,602 THE SLIDES WON'T SUPPORT AN ADULT ROBOT. 109 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,099 GOOD POINT. NOT INTERESTED. 110 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,941 BUT THESE POPPLERS, THESE ARE GREAT. 111 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,636 HOW MUCH YOU SELL THEM FOR? 112 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:32,768 A DOLLAR A DOZEN. 113 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,342 YOU'LL NEVER MAKE MONEY THAT WAY. 114 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:37,642 YOU SUPPLY THEM TO ME AND I'LL SELL THEM FOR TWO BUCKS A DOZEN 115 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:38,675 AT MY RESTAURANTS. 116 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,478 I'LL EVEN PAY YOU A DOLLAR A DOZEN. 117 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,811 YES! I'M GOING TO BE RICH! 118 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,145 YOU, TOO, BUT IT'S HARD TO GET EXCITED ABOUT THAT. 119 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,220 HOW DO WE SIGN? 120 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,149 [ Music From H.M.S. Pinafore ] 121 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,364 * POP A POPPLER IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COME TO FISHY JOE'S * 122 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,659 * WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF IS A MYSTERY * 123 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:53,859 * WHERE THEY COME FROM, NO ONE KNOWS * 124 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,161 * YOU CAN PICK 'EM, YOU CAN LICK 'EM * 125 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,362 * YOU CAN CHEW 'EM, YOU CAN STICK 'EM * 126 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,533 * IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SUE US 127 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,330 * YOU CAN SHOVE ONE UP YOUR NOSE. * 128 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,409 I CAN'T PAY. 129 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,809 [ All Grumbling Loudly ] 130 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,493 LEELA, THAT'S THE SECOND BILLBOARD 131 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,063 YOU CRASHED INTO THIS WEEK. 132 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,730 SORRY. I WAS DISTRACTED BY THOSE PROTESTERS 133 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,059 OUTSIDE OUR BUILDING. 134 00:05:31,163 --> 00:05:33,573 [ All Shouting ] 135 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,679 HEY, UNLESS THIS IS A NUDE LOVE-IN 136 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,006 GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY. 137 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:49,452 YOU CAN'T OWN PROPERTY, MAN. 138 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,790 I CAN, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A PENNILESS HIPPIE. 139 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,286 WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT? 140 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,787 WE'RE WITH MANKIND FOR ETHICAL ANIMAL TREATMENT. 141 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,931 POPPLERS ARE LIVING CREATURES. 142 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,596 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HARVESTING THEM FOR FOOD. 143 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,296 OR WHAT? 144 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,398 OR WE'LL BOYCOTT FISHY JOE'S. 145 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,630 YOU'RE VEGETARIANS. 146 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,195 WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO? 147 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,602 UH... SHUT UP! 148 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,244 ANIMALS EAT OTHER ANIMALS. 149 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:13,268 IT'S NATURE. 150 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,372 NO, IT ISN'T. 151 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,805 WE TAUGHT A LION TO EAT TOFU. 152 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,480 [ Coughing Weakly ] 153 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:22,879 THE POINT IS, YOU SHOULDN'T EAT THINGS THAT FEEL PAIN. 154 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,053 [ Shrieks ] 155 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,751 OKAY, WE WON'T EAT YOU. 156 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,223 I'LL GO GET SOME MORE BRICKS. 157 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:32,261 FRY, I WISH YOU'D THROW OUT THESE WEEK-OLD POPPLERS. 158 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,158 THEY'RE GETTING BIG AND SCALY. 159 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,761 OOH, THERE'S ONE LEFT. 160 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,672 MAMA. 161 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:38,474 [ Gasps ] 162 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,966 [ Giggling ] 163 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,781 STOP! 164 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,349 STOP EATING POPPLERS. 165 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:54,477 WHY? 166 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,351 MY BOOZE! 167 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,979 POPPLERS ARE INTELLIGENT. 168 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,154 THIS ONE CALLED ME "MAMA." 169 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,622 CONGRATULATIONS. 170 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,161 I ASSUME AMY IS THE FATHER. 171 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,925 POPPLERS CAN'T TALK. 172 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,594 LEELA MUST BE HALLUCINATING 173 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,434 FROM NOT EATING ENOUGH POPPLERS. 174 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:09,328 HERE, EAT SOME NOW. 175 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,498 NO! 176 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,498 I SAID EAT! 177 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,498 COME ON! MANGIA! 178 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,502 SORRY, BABIES. 179 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,343 LEELA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIE DOWN. 180 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,467 YES, LISTEN TO THE FATHER. 181 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,342 I'M TELLING YOU IT SPOKE TO ME. 182 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,840 COME ON, LITTLE POPPLER. 183 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,812 SAY "MAMA." 184 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,111 LOOK, LEELA, EVEN IF YOU HEARD ONE TALK 185 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,183 THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S INTELLIGENT. 186 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,321 I MEAN, PARROTS TALK, AND WE EAT THEM, RIGHT? 187 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,888 YEAH, MAYBE IT JUST LEARNED 188 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,885 TO TALK AS A PARLOR TRICK, LIKE FRY. 189 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,657 [ Parrot-like ] LIKE FRY, LIKE FRY. 190 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,187 THERE'S ONE WAY, AND ONLY ONE WAY 191 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:41,230 TO DETERMINE IF AN ANIMAL IS INTELLIGENT-- 192 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,657 DISSECT ITS BRAIN. 193 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,304 NO! MAMA! 194 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,868 STOP GRANDPA! 195 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,166 [ All Gasping ] 196 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,368 ENOUGH CHITCHAT. 197 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,138 RESTRAIN THE SPECIMEN. 198 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:57,136 [ Woman ] ...SOME OF THAT SPECIAL SAUCE. 199 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,314 [ Munching Sounds ] 200 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,820 STOP EATING POPPLERS! 201 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,048 THEY CAN TALK! 202 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,493 DON'T STOP TO TALK. 203 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,658 EAT POPPLERS! 204 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,315 HEY, CUT IT OUT. 205 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,563 TAKE A COUPON. 206 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,558 CUT IT OUT. 207 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,060 OW! OOH! OW! 208 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,531 [ Whimpering ] 209 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,539 PEOPLE, I WON'T LET YOU ENTER. 210 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,104 POPPLERS ARE AS INTELLIGENT AS YOU OR ME. 211 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,674 YOU, MAYBE. 212 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,413 [ Groaning ] 213 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,550 [ Bell Ringing ] 214 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,014 HEAR ME! HEAR ME! 215 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,123 STOP EATING POPPLERS! 216 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,585 STOP EATING THEM WITH HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE! 217 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,694 STOP EATING THEM WITH TANGY SWEET- AND-SOUR SAUCE. 218 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,788 STOP EATING THE NEW FIESTA POPPLER SALAD. 219 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,930 STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE MONEY-SAVING 12-PACK. 220 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,397 [ Bomb Whistling ] 221 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:56,199 STOP ENJOYING POPPLERS ON THE PATIO, IN THE CAR, OR ON THE BOAT-- 222 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,872 WHEREVER GOOD TIMES ARE HAD. 223 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,141 OW! 224 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,954 Tonight, on Date Night: 225 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,716 Popplers-- eating them. 226 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,115 Is it all right to? 227 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,916 We have with us the C.E.O. of Fishy Joe's 228 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,989 Mr. Fishy Joseph Gillman 229 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:17,586 noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall, Jr. 230 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:21,261 and the discoverer of Popplers, Captain Taranga Leela. 231 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,330 TARANGA? 232 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,628 THAT'S HER NAME, PHILLIP. 233 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,560 PHILLIP? 234 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,004 Fishy Joe, is it wrong 235 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,839 to eat intelligent animals? 236 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,174 Absolutely not, Linda. 237 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,639 I don't think anyone's here to make that claim. 238 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,739 I am. 239 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,740 Me, too. 240 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:34,741 Listen-- Shut up. 241 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,311 We're talking about a snack 242 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:37,638 Shut up. that's low in fat 243 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,075 Shut up. and high in profit. 244 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,648 You're crazy, man. He is crazy. 245 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,278 There's not even any strong evidence 246 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,921 that these popplers are intelligent. 247 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,417 Shut up, shut up. That's not true. 248 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,588 I have one right here that can talk. 249 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,517 Shut up. 250 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,661 Come on. Say "Mama." 251 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,486 Caca. 252 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,990 Okay, we'll have to bleep that. 253 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,491 Look, I'm not saying eating meat is wrong. 254 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,764 Shut up. 255 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,003 I don't think anyone's here to make that claim. 256 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,427 I am. But eating an intelligent animal is different. 257 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,003 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 258 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,171 Oh, don't force your tired philosophy on us. 259 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,440 I mean, the only reason we don't eat people 260 00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:07,878 is because it tastes lousy. 261 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,005 You're all nuts. 262 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,539 Shut up. Let me talk. 263 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,814 You shut up, please. 264 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,182 No, you shut up, please. 265 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,679 Popplers are no smarter than any other animal I've served 266 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,053 and that includes cats. 267 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,320 Caca-head. 268 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,448 Mean old caca-head. 269 00:10:21,553 --> 00:10:23,223 Sir, I'm making a point. 270 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,892 If these gutter-mouth creatures are so smart 271 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,333 why don't they defend themselves, huh? 272 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,803 Stop it. 273 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,728 I call murder on that. 274 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,402 Look, I'm willing to grant that it's murder. 275 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,741 The real issue is... 276 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:37,996 [ Munching ] 277 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,535 ...who's going to stop me? 278 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,009 [ Cackles ] 279 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,337 [ Rumbling ] 280 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:49,751 [ High-pitched Screeching ] 281 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:53,150 We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties 282 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,323 and crap like I've never seen. 283 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,919 People of Earth, I am Lurr 284 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,334 of the planet Omicron Persei I Eight. 285 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,257 [ Echoing And Feedback ] 286 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,331 Turn down the TV, Ndunda. 287 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,231 DEAR LORD, THEY'RE BACK. 288 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,502 WE'RE DOOMED. 289 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,840 DOOMED! 290 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:14,042 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...! 291 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,510 Now then, the creatures you call Popplers 292 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,279 come from a nursery planet in our sector. 293 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,849 You monsters have been eating our babies. 294 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,720 [ Disgusted Groans ] 295 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,887 [ Spluttering ] 296 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,520 We demand justice. 297 00:11:29,621 --> 00:11:33,761 As you ate our children, so shall you be eaten by us. 298 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,600 We will begin with the firemen, then the math teachers 299 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,467 and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten. 300 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,397 [ Cackles ] 301 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,303 [ All Cackling ] 302 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,314 Transmission over. 303 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,305 Well, that went okay. 304 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:53,079 I tell you-- When you know you can't scratch 305 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,319 that's when you really have to, huh? 306 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,724 Oh... oh, yeah, that feels a lot better. 307 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,747 What? 308 00:11:58,851 --> 00:11:59,791 It's still on? 309 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:00,946 Oh! 310 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,993 AS CHIEF NEGOTIATOR, I SPEAK FOR ALL OF EARTH 311 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,804 WHEN I MOURN THE REGRETTABLE LOSS OF THE OMICRONIAN YOUNG. 312 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,298 WE SHARE YOUR PAIN. 313 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,797 [ Sighs In Disgust ] 314 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,343 MMM, IF WE COULD UNDO THE DAMAGE... 315 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,776 MMM. THESE WOULD BE GREAT WITH GWACK-A-MOLE. 316 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,105 STOP EATING OUR YOUNG! 317 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,641 AND IT'S PRONOUNCED GUACAMOLE! 318 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,145 MMM. ALL RIGHT. I'M PUTTING THEM AWAY. 319 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,778 [ Eating Noisily ] 320 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,994 [ Sighs In Disgust ] 321 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,315 NOW, UH, WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? 322 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,421 WE DEMAND... 323 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,162 [ Burps ] 324 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,685 WE DEMAND TO EAT 325 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,830 ONE HUMAN FOR EACH OMICRONIAN THAT WAS EATEN. 326 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,927 FAIR ENOUGH. HOW MANY IS THAT? 327 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:45,328 198 BILLION, SIR. 328 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,602 VERY WELL. 329 00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:49,968 YOU WILL PROVIDE US WITH 198 BILLION HUMANS 330 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,840 AND, UH, SMALL FRIES. 331 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,208 LURR! 332 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,266 OH, ALL RIGHT, COTTAGE CHEESE. 333 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,375 [ Whispering ] SIR, THERE AREN'T THAT MANY HUMAN BEINGS. 334 00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,707 A THOUGHT OCCURS-- 335 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,652 THERE AREN'T THAT MANY HUMANS. 336 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,278 WE'LL WAIT A FEW WEEKS WHILE YOU SHORE UP THE NUMBERS. 337 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,994 HMM? 198 BILLION BABIES IN A FEW WEEKS. 338 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,686 WE'LL NEED AN ARMY OF SUPER-VIRILE MEN 339 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,488 SCORING 'ROUND THE CLOCK! 340 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,331 I'LL DO MY PART. 341 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,996 KIFF, CLEAR MY SCHEDULE. 342 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,295 [ Sighs In Disgust ] 343 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,325 [ Rattling ] 344 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,169 [ Audience Murmuring ] 345 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,195 I WISH THEY'D JUST WIPE OUT HUMANITY 346 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,531 AND GET IT OVER WITH. 347 00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,174 IT'S THE WAITING I CAN'T STAND. 348 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,340 THAT'S STUPID. 349 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:29,978 [ Audience Murmuring ] 350 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,736 [ Audience Cheering ] 351 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,145 MY FELLOW EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE REACHED AN AGREEMENT. 352 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,988 USING THE TWIN GUNS OF GRACE AND TACT 353 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,855 I BLASTED OUR WORTHLESS ENEMIES WITH A FAIR COMPROMISE. 354 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,185 [ All Cheering ] 355 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,919 THEY WILL NOT EAT EVERYONE ON EARTH. 356 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,934 I FILLED UP ON NUTS AT THE NEGOTIATION. 357 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,868 INSTEAD, THEY WILL EAT ONLY A SINGLE HUMAN OF THEIR CHOICE. 358 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,365 WE CHOOSE TO EAT THE FIRST EARTHLING WHO ATE OUR OFFSPRING. 359 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,367 HERE IS THE CULPRIT 360 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,510 AS PHOTOGRAPHED BY OUR NANNY-CAM SATELLITE. 361 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,905 SHE MUST BE SACRIFICED 362 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,009 BUT THE REST OF YOU SHALL BE SPARED. 363 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,353 [ Cheering ] 364 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,677 BOO! 365 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,752 BOO! 366 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,762 [ Audience Murmuring ] 367 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,070 [ Woman ] TONIGHT 368 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:29,274 THE WORLD WATCHES IN HORROR AS AN EARTHLING IS EATEN ALIVE 369 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,939 ON NETWORK TELEVISION. 370 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,608 THIS GRIM SCENE OF UNIMAGINABLE CARNAGE 371 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,806 IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FISHY JOE'S. 372 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,138 TRY OUR NEW EXTREME WALRUS JUICE. 373 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,805 100% FRESH-SQUEEZED WALRUS. 374 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,154 RIDE THE WALRUS. 375 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,090 [ Announcer ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 376 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,586 THE OMICRONIANS! 377 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,659 GREETINGS, EARTH MORSELS. 378 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,429 [ Audience Booing ] 379 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,758 [ Man ] YOU SUCK! 380 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,133 GET A JOB! 381 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,500 I'LL MISS YOU, LEELA. 382 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,300 I KNOW YOU'RE JUST A CARBON-BASED LIFE-FORM 383 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,003 BUT I'LL ALWAYS THINK OF YOU 384 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,665 AS A BIG PILE OF TITANIUM. 385 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,113 [ Crying ] 386 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,807 WHAT BENDER MEANS IS, YOU'RE REALLY BRAVE 387 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,509 AND SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AND A GREAT FRIEND. 388 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,483 JUST LIKE TITANIUM. 389 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,281 [ Sobbing ] 390 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,754 THIS IS ALL A BIG LOAD. 391 00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:22,361 I WAS THE ONE TRYING TO SAVE THE POPPLERS. 392 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,515 YOU WERE SUCKING THEM DOWN LIKE THE FAT HOG YOU ARE 393 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,955 AND Y WERE STEPPING ON THEM FOR FUN. 394 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,828 YOU BOTH SHOULD BE IN HERE 395 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,029 INSTEAD OF ME. 396 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,101 SOMEONE'S ACTING AWFULLY ALUMINUM. 397 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,301 LEELA, MY SWEET, I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU. 398 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,973 I HAVE A DEVIOUS PLAN. 399 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,511 OH, GREAT. CAPTAIN MORON HAS A PLAN. 400 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,007 WHY DON'T YOU TELL IT TO WINGUS AND DINGUS HERE? 401 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,680 WINGUS, DINGUS, LISTEN UP. 402 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,508 WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THE ALIENS THE OLD SWITCHEROO. 403 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:48,975 YOU MEAN...? 404 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,051 CORRECT. 405 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,779 I FOUND A GIANT, HIDEOUS APE 406 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,624 THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LEELA. 407 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,521 [ Leela ] IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME. 408 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,125 THE HAIR IS ALL WRONG. 409 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,656 DON'T WORRY, KIFF IS AN EXPERT STYLIST 410 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,161 AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE. 411 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,834 MMM! 412 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,332 [ Sighs In Disgust ] 413 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,075 YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK. 414 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,006 THE OMICRONIANS SEEM TO HAVE TROUBLE 415 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,510 TELLING ONE PERSON FROM ANOTHER. 416 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,011 TRUE. AT THE NEGOTIATIONS, THEY THOUGHT KIFF HERE 417 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,975 WAS THE STATESMAN AND I WAS A JABBERING MENTAL PATIENT. 418 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,245 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KIFF? 419 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,752 PLEASE, I'M CREATING. 420 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,090 VOILA! 421 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,225 [ Bender ] BINGO! 422 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,328 THAT'S LEELA. 423 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,699 I'M SEEING DOUBLE. 424 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,870 I GROW HUNGRY. 425 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,067 BRING ON THE ONE CALLED "LEELA." 426 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,172 THAT COMES WITH SALAD OR SOUP. 427 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,214 UH, SALAD. 428 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,507 RANCH OR VINAIGRETTE? 429 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,539 VINAIGRETTE. 430 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,413 BALSAMIC OR RASPBERRY? 431 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,081 [ Ray Gun Whine ] 432 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,520 [ Audience Murmuring ] 433 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,261 [ Murmuring Continues ] 434 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,757 PEOPLE OF EARTH... 435 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,188 SHH! 436 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,055 [ Murmuring Continues ] 437 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,233 HMM. 438 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,730 HMM. 439 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,633 MM-HMM. 440 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,136 YES, THIS IS THE ONE, DEFINITELY. 441 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,809 I RECOGNIZE HER SLUMPING POSTURE AND HAIRY KNUCKLES. 442 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,919 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HUMAN WITH YOUR SALT? 443 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,631 [ TV Announcer ] THIS IS IT. 444 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,957 IF THE ALIENS FALL FOR ZAPP'S PLOY 445 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,661 THE EARTH WILL BE SAVED. 446 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,633 BROUGHT TO YOU BY FISHY JOE'S. 447 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,832 RIDE THE WALRUS. 448 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,573 [ Groaning ] 449 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,813 [ Waterfall ] WAIT! STOP! 450 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,006 IT'S A TRICK! THAT'S NOT LEELA! 451 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,149 [ Audience Booing ] WHA-WHAT'S HAPPENING? 452 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,576 I'M LOSING THE CROWD. 453 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,910 IT'S AN ORANGUTAN 454 00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:05,353 ONE OF MOTHER EARTH'S MOST PRECIOUS CREATURES. 455 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,991 HMM. 456 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,494 WHY'D YOU OPEN YOUR BONGHOLE, YOU SMELLY HIPPIE? 457 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,334 YOU'D SACRIFICE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 458 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,529 TO SAVE A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE MONKEY? 459 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,471 YOU MUST'VE SMOKED SOME BAD GRANOLA. 460 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,337 THE ONE CALLED "SMELLY HIPPIE" IS RIGHT. 461 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,666 THIS IS A MONKEY. 462 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,805 YES, DEFINITELY. 463 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,709 WHERE IS THE REAL FEMALE? 464 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,180 I'LL NEVER TELL. 465 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,679 WHERE IS THE REAL FEMALE? 466 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,350 I'LL GET HER FOR YOU. 467 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,447 I REALIZE THIS MAY HURT OUR CHANCES 468 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,821 OF CONSUMMATING OUR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN. 469 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,321 GO CONSUMMATE YOURSELF. 470 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,463 STOP TALKING! 471 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,727 YOU'RE GETTING COLD! 472 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,826 PLEASE! 473 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,456 I JUST PAID OFF MY CAR! 474 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:50,501 NO! 475 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,226 I CAN'T LOOK. 476 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 [ Growling ] 477 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,243 STOP! 478 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,067 [ Panting ] 479 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,512 PEOPLE OF EARTH 480 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:07,679 I AM JURR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI I EIGHT. 481 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,849 COULD SOMEONE LOWER THIS THING FOR ME? 482 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,249 NOW, THEN, IF LEELA GETS EATEN 483 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,653 I GET EATEN! 484 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:15,863 [ Audience Gasps ] 485 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,334 LITTLE ONE, GET OUT OF THERE! 486 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,564 I'M GOING TO COUNT TO BLARKS. 487 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,160 BUT ELDER ONE... 488 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:27,001 FLINGLE, GLORG, GLORG-AND-A-GLOOB... 489 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:28,028 HEAR ME OUT! 490 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,244 THERE ARE MANY GOOD REASONS TO EAT: 491 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,836 HUNGER, BOREDOM 492 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,279 WANTING TO BE THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN 493 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,875 BUT NOT REVENGE. 494 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,676 ARE WE NO BETTER THAN THEY? 495 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,178 BESIDES, LEELA'S MY FRIEND. 496 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,080 [ Mumbling ] IS THIS TRUE, EARTHLING? 497 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,722 [ Mumbling Reply ] 498 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:48,187 LEELA'S GARBLED WORDS HAVE OPENED MY EYES. 499 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,218 [ Audience Cheers ] 500 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,631 [ Giggles ] 501 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,526 OKAY, THAT'S A START. 502 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,697 THAT'S VERY EARTH-FRIENDLY. 503 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,767 NOW, EVERYONE JOIN HANDS! 504 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,065 JOIN HANDS, PLEASE! 505 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,126 I'D LIKE TO LEAD YOU ALL IN SOME SWAYING. 506 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,436 COME ON. PAY ATTENTION. 507 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,411 I SAID DO IT! 508 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,577 YEAH. IS HE YOUR FRIEND, TOO? 509 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,905 NO. 510 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:11,909 AAH! 511 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,910 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 512 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,482 [ Audience Cheers ] 513 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,423 [ Groaning ] 514 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,218 OOH, I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING FUNNY IN THAT HIPPIE. 515 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,260 THANK YOU, JURR. 516 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,825 I HOPE YOU'LL ALWAYS THINK OF ME AS YOUR MOM. 517 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,894 WHEN MY SPECIES GROWS UP, WE EAT OUR MOMS. 518 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,234 WHOOP! 519 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,799 PEOPLE OF EARTH... 520 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,227 OOH, THAT HIPPIE'S STARTING TO KICK IN. 521 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,404 WE'VE ALL LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY. 522 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,943 I REALIZE NOW THAT... 523 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:44,078 DUDE, MY HANDS ARE HUGE. 524 00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:46,135 [ Audience Murmuring ] 525 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,824 THEY CAN TOUCH ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES. 526 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,975 OH, WAIT. 527 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,353 LET'S GO. 528 00:20:55,186 --> 00:20:56,516 OOH. 529 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,763 HMM? 530 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,957 WHOA-HO-HO. 531 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,460 WHOO. 532 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,803 YEAH... 533 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,167 [ Chuckles ] 534 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,037 WHOA, I FEEL LIKE I'M FLYING. 535 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,846 A TOAST TO LEELA. 536 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,884 SHE SHOWED US IT'S WRONG TO EAT CERTAIN THINGS. 537 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,850 HEAR, HEAR! LET'S GET DRUNK! 538 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,380 AW, THANKS, GUYS. 539 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,824 PASS THE VEAL, PLEASE. 540 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,490 MMM, LET ME GET SOME 541 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,218 OF THAT SUCKLING PIG. 542 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,364 WHO WANTS DOLPHIN? 543 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,289 [ Others Gasp ] DOLPHIN? 544 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,834 BUT DOLPHINS ARE INTELLIGENT. 545 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,197 NOT THIS ONE. 546 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,366 HE BLEW ALL HIS MONEY ON INSTANT LOTTERY TICKETS. 547 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,125 OH. THAT'S DIFFERENT. 548 00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:42,472 PASS THE BLOWHOLE. 549 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:43,498 CAN I HAVE A FLUKE? 550 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,043 HEY, QUITE HOGGIN' THE BOTTLENOSE. 551 00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:48,376 [ Farnsworth ] TOSS ME THE SPEECH CENTER OF THE BRAIN.