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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

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I'VE TAUGHT THE TOASTER
TO FEEL LOVE.

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[ Dog-Like Panting ]

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[ Whimpering, Whines ]

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AND HERMES RETURNS
FROM HIS VACATION TODAY.

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[Monotone ]
GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE.

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HEY, HERMES.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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YO.
MY MAN.

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SO, HOW WAS THE
SPLEEF NEBULA?

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THE FLIGHT HAD A STOPOVER
ON THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET.

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HERMES LIKED IT SO MUCH

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HE DECIDED TO STAY
OF HIS OWN FREE WILL.

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HERMES HAS ALL THE FUN.

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WAIT A SECOND!

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HE'S GOT A BRAIN SLUG
ON HIS HEAD.

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SHH. YOU'RE GOING
TO GET US ALL ASSIMILATED.

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JUST ACT NORMAL

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AND SWITCH TO A
GARLIC SHAMPOO.

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ON TO NEW BUSINESS.
TODAY'S MISSION

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IS FOR YOU ALL TO GO
TO THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET.

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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO THERE?

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JUST WALK AROUND,
NOT WEARING A HELMET.

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SOUNDS GREAT, HERMES!

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OH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.

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WHA-- HEY, LET'S DITCH HIM
AND GO TO THE MOVIES.

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[ All ]
HEY, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

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I'M SEEING A MOVIE WITH FRIENDS.

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UHHHHH.

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COOL! LET'S SEE THIS ONE.

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[ Leela ]
NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

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FOR A HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARY.

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I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS
ABOUT QUIZBLORG, QUIZBLORG.

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[ Amy ]
GUCK!

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I HATE SUBTITLES.

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ALIEN FILMS
ARE SO PRETENTIOUS.

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FELLOWS, FELLOWS,

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HOW ABOUT A FILM
WE CAN ALL ENJOY?

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PLANET OF THE CLAMS.

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IT'S ABOUT AN UPSIDE-DOWN WORLD

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WHERE LOBSTER IS SLAVE TO CLAM.

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WHO INVITED YOU?

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LET'S JUST SEE
ALL MY CIRCUITS: THE MOVIE.

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[ All Agreeing ]

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GOOD POINT, BENDER.

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I'LL TAKE A SMALL SLURM.

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FOR ONLY 25 CENTS LESS,
YOU CAN GET A SUPER-SMALL.

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UH, OKAY.

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OH, MAN!

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HEY, GIVE ME A LARGE
DIET MALT LIQUOR

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AND A POPCORN
WITH EXTRA MOTOR OIL.

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DOWN IN FRONT!

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[ Music Playing ]

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[ Fry ]
OOH, THIS IS
REAL FUTURISTIC.

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SHH. DON'T TALK
DURING THE MOVIE.

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[ Announcer ]
NEW NEW YORK MAYOR
C. RANDALL POOPENMEYER

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OPENS A NEW TUBE LINE
TO ALLEVIATE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC.

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[ Groaning, Grunting ]

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DATELINE:
PARAMECIUM HOMEWORLD.

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NEWLY CROWNED MISS UNIVERSE,
GLADYS LENNOX

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ENTERTAINS TROOPS FIGHTING
TO WIPE OUT THE HUMAN RACE.

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[ Cheering ]

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GO GET 'EM, BOYS!

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AND IN THE WORLD
OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING,

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THE MASKED UNIT WINS
HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT

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AGAINST GORGEOUS GONKS
BY TECHNICAL MELTING.

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GO, MASKED UNIT!

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[ Groans ]

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HEY, BUDDY. YO!
[ Whistles ]

69
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YOU MIND TAKING
YOUR HEAD OFF?

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[ Nerdy ]
I'M SORRY, SIR,

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BUT I NEED IT
TO WATCH THE MOVIE.

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JUST ASK FLABBY OVER HERE
TO DESCRIBE IT TO YOU, LATER.

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SIR, SHE IS
AS THE FACTORY MADE HER.

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WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVE
STOPPED MAKING HER

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ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH.

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[ Grumbling ]

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** [ James Bond Theme Playing ]

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[ Girlish Squeal ]

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Well, that finishes
this paperwork.

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[ Phone Ringing ]

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CALCULON ENTERPRISES.

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Calculon, a fight scene
has broken out

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at the special effects
warehouse.

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Come, quickly

85
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before a fiery explosion
chases someone down a hallway.

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I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO--

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[ Bell Rings ]

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[ Announcer ]
IF YOU WANT CALCULON

89
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TO RACE TO THE LASERGUN BATTLE

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IN HIS HOVER FERRARI,
PRESS ONE.

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IF YOU WANT CALCULON

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TO DOUBLE-CHECK HIS PAPERWORK,
PRESS TWO.

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ENTER NOW.

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- You have pressed two.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

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I'm almost positive you did.

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Add in the carryover
from form 16-A,
then deduct line 2-B.

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[ Thumping ]

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** [ Humming ]

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PARDON ME, SIR,

100
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BUT YOU SEEM TO BE
INADVERTENTLY KICKING MY SEAT.

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PARDON ME, SIR--

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[ Mocking Mumble ]

103
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YES, THAT'S THE GIST
OF WHAT I SAID.

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WOULD YOU MIND?

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SURE THING, PAL.

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** [ Humming ]

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UH, SIR--

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WHO THREW THAT?

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THAT'S IT!

110
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SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU
TO FISTICUFFS.

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[ Laughing ]

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[ Laughing Fades ]

113
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OH, I'M BONED.

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[ Screaming ]

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LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY.

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[ Screaming ]

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OH... UH!

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[ Deep Voice ]
I'M GOING TO OPEN A FILE
OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU!

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[ Screams ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ People Murmuring ]

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[ Gasps ]

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BENDER, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT WAS?

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CRIPES! THE MASKED UNIT!

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YOU KNOCKED HIM
OUT COLD.

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I'M IMPRESSED.

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[ Whirs ]

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SON, I'M THE COMMISSIONER
OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING.

129
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I'M A CONNOISSEUR OF
JERKS WHO PICK FIGHTS

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IN MOVIE THEATERS

131
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AND YOU'RE THE BIGGEST
I'VE EVER SEEN.

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YOU SHOULD SEE ME AT FUNERALS.

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KID, I WANT YOU

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IN THE ULTIMATE ROBOT
FIGHTING LEAGUE.

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ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING?

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SOUNDS PLEASANT. I'LL DO IT.

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[ All Cheer ]

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MY HERO.

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[ Kisses ]

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AH, THEY DON'T MAKE MOVIES
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

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[ Blows Nose ]

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I'M GOING TO BE THE GREATEST
ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER EVER.

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FLOAT LIKE A FLOAT-BOT,

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STING LIKE AN AUTOMATIC
STINGING MACHINE.

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BENDER, YOU CAN'T BE
AN ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER.

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IT'S THE MOST BRUTAL FORM
OF COMPETITION IN THE GALAXY.

147
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IT IS?

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THERE ARE NO RULES.

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TWO ROBOTS ENTER.
ONE ROBOT LEAVES.

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THEN, LATER,
THE OTHER ROBOT LEAVES

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AFTER BEING DECLARED THE WINNER.

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THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.

153
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OH, DID I MENTION THE CRIPPLING,
AGONIZING PAIN?

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I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.

155
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OH, AH, YES, DEFINITELY.

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CRIPPLING PAIN?

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THAT'S NOT COVERED
BY MY INSURANCE FRAUD.

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COUNT ME OUT.

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NO, YOU'VE GOT
TO DO IT.

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I DON'T CARE HOW
SUICIDAL IT IS.

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HEY, HOW COME
WHEN I WANT

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TO DO FUN STUFF
THAT WILL KILL ME,
YOU'RE AGAINST IT?

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THIS IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THAT

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MARBLE-EATING
CONTEST, FRY.

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IT'S ABOUT PRIDE.

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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
FROM MY CHILDHOOD.

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AH, AGAIN WITH THE ORPHANARIUM.

168
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WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
AT THE ORPHANARIUM,

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I GOT PICKED ON A LOT.

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MY ONLY OUTLET WAS
OCTOURAN KUNG FU.

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YI-AH!

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YE-AH!

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YEE!

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EXCELLENT.

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BILL, KEITH, YOU WILL GO
TO JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIPS.

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BILL, CONGRATULATE KEITH
WHEN HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS.

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BUT MASTER FUNOG, I CAN BEAT
THESE DORKS WITH ONE EYE CLOSED.

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PERHAPS, BUT THERE IS MORE
TO WINNING

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THAN BEATING YOUR OPPONENT.

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YOU LACK THE WILL OF A WARRIOR.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WATCH THIS.

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YAH!

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AH-AH-AH-AH-OW!

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NO GIRL HAS THE WILL
OF A WARRIOR.

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YOU HAVE THE WILL
OF A HOUSEWIFE

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OR AT BEST, THE SCHOOLMARM.

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THAT'S IT.
I'LL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW.

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VERY WELL, BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE
THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR.

189
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THEREFORE, THE BATTLE IS
ALREADY OVER.

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THE WINNER? ME. HA, HA!

191
00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,090
REMATCH? YOU LOSE AGAIN.

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HAD ENOUGH? I THOUGHT SO.

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[ All Laughing ]

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[ Sighs ]

195
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I LOST MY CHANCE
TO BE A CHAMPION.

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I WON'T LET YOU
THROW AWAY YOURS.

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LEELA IS RIGHT.

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I DON'T WANT TO END UP
A LOSER LIKE HER.

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COUNT ME BACK IN.

200
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

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TOUCH YOUR TOES.

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[ Metal Creaking ]

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[ Grunting ]

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STILL... CAN'T... REACH.

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HI-YAH!

206
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HI-YAH!

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[ Choking ]

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[ Grunting ]

209
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LET'S COMMENCE
PREPARATIONS
FOR RUMBLING!

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[ Bell Rings ]

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[ Cheering ]

212
00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:07,306
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
AND SMIZMARS

213
00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,983
WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT.

214
00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:13,592
IN THIS CORNER, FROM MOM'S
FRIENDLY ROBOT FACTORY

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IN AMERICA'S HEARTLAND,
MEXICO-- BENDER!

216
00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:29,343
AND, IN THIS CORNER,
FROM AND MADE OF PARTS UNKNOWN,

217
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THE CLEAR-CUTTER.

218
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BENDER RULES!

219
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,481
I GOT YOU AN OFFICIAL
BENDER HAT.

220
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WOW! THANKS, HERMES.

221
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,824
I... HEY, CUT THAT OUT!

222
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[ Bell Rings ]

223
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YOU CAN'T HIT
WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE.

224
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OW!

225
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[ Groans ]

226
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,201
GET UP, BENDER.

227
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YOU CAN'T QUIT
EVERY TIME YOU GET
AN AX IN THE BACK.

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[ Whirring Sound ]

229
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,973
OR A DRILL
THROUGH YOUR FACE.

230
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,940
NOW, QUIT SCRATCHING
YOUR AX HOLE AND GET OUT THERE.

231
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,138
[ Whimpering ]

232
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,480
[ Chainsaw Buzzing ]

233
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,147
OW-OW-OW!

234
00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,118
HUH?

235
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,955
AND THE WINNER IS...

236
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:29,797
BENDER!

237
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NICE WORK OUT
THERE, KID.

238
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,844
YOU KNOW, I THINK
HE MIGHT BE DEAD.

239
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I TOOK A LIFE!

240
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,342
[ Cheers ]

241
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,580
HI, BOSS. YO, DUDE.

242
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,006
HEY! HE'S NOT DEAD.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

243
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,681
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T READ
THE PAMPHLET?

244
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,079
ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING'S
A SCAM, KID. IT'S RIGGED.

245
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,022
[ Gasps ]

246
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,576
IT'S A SECRET,
SO KEEP IT

247
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,854
UNDER YOUR HEAD...

248
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,862
BUT THE MOST POPULAR
ROBOT ALWAYS WINS.

249
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,715
YOU MEAN I'M NOT
A GREAT FIGHTER?

250
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,863
I JUST WON
'CAUSE I'M POPULAR?

251
00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,859
BINGO.

252
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,830
WOO-HOO! I'M POPULAR!

253
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,558
IN FACT, YOU'RE MORE
THAN POPULAR.

254
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,373
YOU'RE PURE LOWEST
COMMON DENOMINATOR.

255
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,565
GO, BENDER. GO, BENDER.
GO, BENDER.

256
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,598
[ Loud Cheering ]

257
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,214
PRESENTING... BENDER

258
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,037
THE OFFENDER.

259
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,854
I'M JUST AN EX-CON TRYING TO GO
STRAIGHT AND GET MY KIDS BACK.

260
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,750
[ Woman ]
I LOVE YOU, BENDER.

261
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,792
VERSUS, BILLIONAIRE-BOT!

262
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,189
[ Laughing Smugly ]

263
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,692
[ Booing ]

264
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:39,402
[ Grunting ]

265
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,469
[ Audience ]
YAY!

266
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,770
VERSUS THE FOREIGNER.

267
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,213
I'M NOT FROM HERE.
I HAVE MY OWN CUSTOMS.

268
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,979
LOOK AT MY CRAZY PASSPORT.

269
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,424
[ Cheering ]

270
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:05,628
VERSUS THE CHAIN SMOKER.

271
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,985
[ Audience Booing ]

272
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,504
I LOVE SMOKING,
AND AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT

273
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,766
I'M HEADED STRAIGHT
TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

274
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,268
[ All Coughing ]

275
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,668
[ Grunts ]

276
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,573
OW!

277
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,013
[ Cheering ]

278
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,817
YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO
AN ULTIMATE ROBOT LOVER.

279
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,818
[ Female Robots Giggling ]

280
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,149
BENDER, YOU'RE
THREE HOURS LATE.

281
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,164
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON
YOUR TRAINING NOW

282
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,516
AFTER BOTH OF US
WORKED SO HARD.

283
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,825
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"?

284
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,987
I SAID "US."

285
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,464
HEY, BENDER THE OFFENDER
DOESN'T NEED YOU.

286
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,102
BENDER THE OFFENDER
DOESN'T NEED ANYBODY.

287
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,098
WHAT ABOUT US,
MR. THE OFFENDER?

288
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,271
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I NEED FLOOZIES.

289
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,340
LET'S ROLL.

290
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:00,851
HOWDY, CHIEF.

291
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,347
FOR MY NEXT BOUT,
WHAT DO YOU SAY I FIGHT

292
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,280
THESE TWO BIMBOS
IN SOME MUD?

293
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,654
ACTUALLY, WE'VE DECIDED TO GO
IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION.

294
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,164
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

295
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,685
WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
IN THE CONVENTIONAL SENSE?

296
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,361
BENDER, YOUR POPULARITY
IS SLIPPING.

297
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,000
SALES OF YOUR BENDER-BRAND

298
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,495
FRENCH-MILLED BATH SOAPS
ARE DOWN 20%.

299
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,656
[ Sniffing ]

300
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,834
THOSE MORONS.

301
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,402
I SAID TEABERRY,
NOT SANDALWOOD.

302
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,541
DAMN IT, BENDER,

303
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,035
IF YOU CAN'T MOVE SANDALWOOD

304
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,708
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS LEAGUE!

305
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,376
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING
TO LOSE NEXT WEEK'S TITLE MATCH.

306
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,005
BUT THE CROWD LOVES ME.

307
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,350
PERHAPS, BUT LET'S SEE
HOW THEY FEEL

308
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,976
ABOUT YOUR NEW PERSONA--
THE GENDER BENDER.

309
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,652
YOU'LL BE THE MOST
UNPOPULAR ROBOT FIGHTER

310
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,250
SINCE SERGEANT
FECES PROCESSOR.

311
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,252
[ Laughing ]

312
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,694
OH, YEAH?

313
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,858
WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T
LET THE NEW GUY WIN?

314
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,057
THEN, HE'LL JUST HAVE
TO BEAT YOU

315
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,029
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY--
TO DEATH!

316
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,699
MELISSA, SEND IN
THE NEW KID.

317
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,997
[ Cranking ]

318
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,267
I... AM... DESTRUCTOR!

319
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,070
[ Yelling ]

320
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,743
SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT.

321
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,112
SO THEN I SAID,
"SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT,"

322
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,452
AND THAT'S THE STORY.

323
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,217
MAN, I THOUGHT ULTIMATE ROBOT
FIGHTING WAS REAL

324
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,117
LIKE PRO WRESTLING,
BUT IT TURNS OUT
IT'S FIXED LIKE BOXING.

325
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,860
IT'S ONE THING TO
WIN A FIXED FIGHT--

326
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,516
THERE'S DIGNITY
IN THAT--

327
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,894
BUT TO LOSE, AND
IN THIS ATROCITY--

328
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,093
[ Crying ]

329
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,463
I CAN'T DO IT.

330
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,732
LEELA, YOU'VE GOT TO
TRAIN ME TO WIN.

331
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,731
NO WAY! IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY
HELP WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED IT,

332
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,443
WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU NOW
WHEN YOU DO NEED IT?

333
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,637
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

334
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,309
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M NOT HELPING.

335
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:39,148
[ Man ]
You loved him
as Bender the Offender.

336
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:44,315
Now, get ready to hate him
as he threatens your sexuality

337
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,717
in his new persona--
The Gender Bender.

338
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,820
I'm a real toughie.

339
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:55,333
Squaring off this Sunday,
versus... Destructor.

340
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,897
I will destroy you!

341
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,299
[ Yelling ]

342
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,470
And stop calling me.

343
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,900
I am Destructor's trainer,
Master Funog.

344
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,505
My pupil will be victorious

345
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,606
for he has the will
of a warrior.

346
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,838
[ Laughing Maniacally ]

347
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,513
NOT FUNOG!

348
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,181
BENDER,
LET'S HIT THE GYM.

349
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,980
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU
TO FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.

350
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,193
I'LL PUT ON MY TUTU.

351
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,956
[ Howard Cosell ]
HELLO AND WELCOME

352
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,003
TO A REMARKABLE
CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT--

353
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,170
DESTRUCTOR,
A ROBOTIC ARMORED TANK

354
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:41,009
WHOSE VERY USE IN BATTLE
HAS BEEN RULED A WAR CRIME...

355
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:46,207
VERSUS GENDER BENDER,
WHO WEARS A PINK TUTU.

356
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:50,182
THIS IS RICH LITTLE,
IMITATING HOWARD COSELL

357
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,323
HERE AT RINGSIDE
WITH GEORGE FOREMAN.

358
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,619
GEORGE, A WORD IN EDGEWISE.

359
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,991
THIS COULD BE THE MOST
ONE-SIDED FIGHT SINCE 1973

360
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:02,561
WHEN ALI FACED
AN 80-FOOT-TALL,
MECHANICAL JOE FRAZIER.

361
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,502
M-MY MEMORY'S NOT
WHAT IT USED TO BE,

362
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,726
BUT I THINK THE ENTIRE EARTH
WAS DESTROYED.

363
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,872
INTERESTING, IF TRUE.

364
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:14,667
THE VEGAS ODDS TONIGHT STAND
AT AN UNPRECEDENTED 1,000:0.

365
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:19,984
A BET OF ZERO DOLLARS ON BENDER
PAYS $1,000 IF HE WINS.

366
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,820
STILL, VERY FEW TAKERS.

367
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:24,524
IT'S NOT-NOT
A SMART BET.

368
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,186
[ Yelling ]

369
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,016
ACCORDING TO
THE SCRIPT,

370
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,690
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PRANCE OUT

371
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,558
AND TICKLE HIM WITH
YOUR FAIRY WAND.

372
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,328
INSTEAD, I WANT
YOU TO PRANCE OUT

373
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,326
AND KICK HIS HEAD OFF.

374
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,497
GOT IT. LARGE KICKLE,
HOLD THE TICKLE.

375
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,656
[ Yelling ]

376
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,734
THANK GOD,
I'M FREE OF THAT NIGHTMARE!

377
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,502
SORRY, BUDDY.
HERE YOU GO.

378
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,871
[ Monotone ]
THANK YOU.

379
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,170
IT WAS COLD ON THE FLOOR.

380
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,072
HERE, PROFESSOR,
I GOT YOU A PROGRAM.

381
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,083
OH, GOOD.

382
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,014
JUST LET ME PUT ON
MY READING GLASSES.

383
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,509
WHY, ZOIDBERG,

384
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,924
THERE'S A LOVELY
PHOTO OF YOU IN HERE.

385
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,247
[ Bell Clangs ]

386
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:05,758
IN THIS CORNER,
THE CONFUSED YOUNG ROBOT

387
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:10,457
WITH THE GOLDEN CURLS,
WEIGHING 525 POUNDS--

388
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:15,403
THE GENDER BENDER!

389
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,141
[ Booing ]

390
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,308
BOO!

391
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,635
GET THAT HIPPIE OUT OF THE RING!

392
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:27,050
AND IN THESE TWO CORNERS,
WEIGHING 400 TONS,

393
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:32,646
THE GIZMO FROM PISMO... BEACH--

394
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,761
DESTRUCTOR!

395
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,885
[ Cheering And Whistling ]

396
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,589
SO, WE MEET AGAIN.

397
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,762
MOST AMUSING.

398
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,501
GIRL WHO ACTS
LIKE FIGHTER

399
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,766
TRAINING FIGHTER
WHO ACTS LIKE GIRL.

400
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,425
KEEP LAUGHING, FUNOG.

401
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,344
[ Laughing Wildly ]

402
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,401
READY, BENDER?

403
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,005
I WAS BUILT READY.
GIVE ME THE BELL.

404
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,006
[ Bell Clangs ]

405
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,277
DID YOU HEAR A NOISE?

406
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,911
[ Grunting Angrily ]

407
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,083
[ Ripping ]

408
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,852
[ Muttering Nonsensically ]

409
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,851
[ Grunts ]

410
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,321
FINAL BOARDING CALL
FOR FLIGHT 406

411
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,992
NONSTOP SERVICE TO PAIN.

412
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,663
NOW BOARDING
STAND-BY PASSENGERS--

413
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,862
[ Groaning ]

414
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,169
[ Groaning ]

415
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,139
[ Cheering ]

416
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,267
THIS SEEMS AS GOOD
A TIME AS ANY

417
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,513
TO BRING UP MY NEW
GRILL FOR NO REASON.

418
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,937
WITH ITS PATENTED DESIGN,

419
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,041
THE FAT DRAINS
DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH.

420
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,184
MMM...

421
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,479
MMM...

422
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,620
[ Groaning And Cheering
Continues ]

423
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,187
[ Groans ]

424
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,686
FRY, THROW IN
THE TOWEL.

425
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,363
FOR GOD SAKES, FRY!

426
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,162
[ Grunts Stupidly ]

427
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,033
[ Monotone ]
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKING.

428
00:18:56,236 --> 00:19:02,006
[ Grunting In Slow Motion ]
NOOOOO!

429
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,077
MOMMY.

430
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,375
OKAY, FUNOG, THAT'S ENOUGH.

431
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,808
CALL HIM OFF.

432
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:07,883
FUNOG?

433
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,082
[ Telemetry Beeping ]

434
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,183
HMM.

435
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,845
[ Banging ]

436
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,364
WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?

437
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,061
[ Laughing ]

438
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,665
SO... ONCE MORE, WE MEET AGAIN.

439
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,568
HUH?

440
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,069
YOU DIDN'T TRAIN
DESTRUCTOR.

441
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,740
YOU'RE JUST CONTROLLING
HIM LIKE A PUPPET.

442
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,108
I MEAN,
CHEATING IN A FAKE FIGHT--

443
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,168
THAT'S LOW.

444
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,376
BETTER THAN BEING A GIRL...
LIKE YOU.

445
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,048
YOU'RE A GIRL.
[ Laughing ]

446
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,545
OH, RIGHT.

447
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,847
GIRLS LACK THE WILL
OF THE WARRIOR.

448
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,020
[ Yelling ]

449
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:50,785
HUH?

450
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,060
IT'S BENDERIN' TIME.

451
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,429
TAKE THIS...

452
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,627
AND THIS.

453
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,128
[ Cheering And Whistling ]

454
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,370
YOU WERE
AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.

455
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,097
TOO BAD I WAS
A LOUSY TEACHER.

456
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,241
[ Grunting ]

457
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,707
[ Grunts ]

458
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,036
OW!

459
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,910
I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
THE CONCEPT OF BENDERING TIME.

460
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,705
SEE YOU IN GIRL HELL.

461
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,115
I'LL BE IN BOY HELL--
MUCH NICER.

462
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,662
[ Yells ]

463
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,557
[ Yelling ]

464
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,629
YES!

465
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,928
YES!

466
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:31,929
OW.

467
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,570
[ Bell Clangs ]

468
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,495
AND THE WINNER IS...

469
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,843
DESTRUCTOR!

470
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,438
[ Cheering ]

471
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,809
I'VE NOT SEEN A SPECTACLE
OF THIS NATURE

472
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,150
IN ALL MY YEARS
IMPERSONATING A SPORTSCASTER.

473
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,576
IT SURE WAS SOME FIGHT.

474
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,451
INTERESTING SIDE NOTE:

475
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,919
AS A HEAD WITHOUT A BODY,
I ENVY THE DEAD.

476
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,949
NO ARGUMENT HERE.

477
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,160
BENDER, HOW DID
THE FIGHT GO?

478
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,589
I HEARD SOMEBODY
GOT FLATTENED.

479
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,833
FRY, WHERE'S
YOUR BRAIN SLUG?

480
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:08,500
POOR LITTLE GUY STARVED
TO DEATH.

481
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,301
I'M PROUD OF YOU,
BENDER.

482
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,203
SURE, YOU LOST--
YOU LOST BAD--

483
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,965
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS

484
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,983
I BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO HURT
MY FEELINGS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

485
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:17,976
[ Laughs ]

486
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:21,276
I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HERE.

487
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,981
GREAT JOB, KID.

488
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,852
YOU LOST, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK
ALMOST HALF-REAL.

489
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,691
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS CARD

490
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,187
GOOD FOR TEN PERCENT OFF
AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND.

491
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,562
YES...

492
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,530
I'M THE GREATEST...

493
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,457
THE GREATEST!

494
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,633
[ Moans ]

495
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,730
[ Little As Cosell ]
AND SO ENDS THE CHRONICLE

496
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,473
OF ONE OF THE GREATEST
EVER TO PLAY THE SPORT.

497
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,970
AN-AND HE DIDN'T LOOK
HALF-BAD IN A TUTU.

498
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,843
THAT HE DID SURELY NOT.

499
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,982
WHAT?