1 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:37,337 [ Loud Snoring ] 2 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,142 [ Alarm Clock Ringing ] 3 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,926 Hey! 4 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,450 [ Alarm Stops ] 5 00:00:44,517 --> 00:00:47,237 Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office 6 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,340 you could at least be on time for work. 7 00:00:49,412 --> 00:00:50,792 I'm sorry. 8 00:00:50,862 --> 00:00:53,762 I was up really late poking through people's desks. 9 00:00:55,274 --> 00:00:56,664 All right, people 10 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,173 I will now outline today's 12-point agenda. 11 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,690 We'll begin with point one... 12 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:03,898 [ Clattering ] 13 00:01:09,206 --> 00:01:11,276 ...concerning our pest problem. 14 00:01:11,343 --> 00:01:13,663 Somebody's been leaving food around 15 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:15,384 and it's attracting owls. 16 00:01:15,448 --> 00:01:19,588 And I, for one, am getting tired of cleaning those owl traps. 17 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:21,855 [ Metal Snapping ] [ High-pitched Hoot ] 18 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:23,170 Now... 19 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,480 as this shocking graph indicates 20 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:29,281 our water consumption has tripled in the last month. 21 00:01:29,343 --> 00:01:32,073 Now, I notice Fry has been here for a month 22 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:34,717 so I'm appointing him head of a committee 23 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:36,413 to find who's responsible. 24 00:01:36,481 --> 00:01:37,721 Fry? 25 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,143 [ Humming Loudly ] 26 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:41,716 [ Gargling A Tune ] 27 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:43,003 Am I cracking up 28 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:44,097 or is Fry's living here 29 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,901 starting to get in the way of bus-- 30 00:01:45,965 --> 00:01:46,995 [ Air Rushing ] 31 00:01:51,137 --> 00:01:52,407 [ Air Stops Rushing ] 32 00:01:52,481 --> 00:01:53,971 What the hell are you doing? 33 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:56,283 You're getting a huge dose of radiation. 34 00:01:56,343 --> 00:01:57,973 And great lift. 35 00:01:58,033 --> 00:02:00,413 Do you know how long it's going to take me 36 00:02:00,481 --> 00:02:02,141 to recalibrate these engines? 37 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,756 Hey, when you look this good 38 00:02:03,826 --> 00:02:05,616 you don't have to know anything. 39 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:09,277 Professor, we need to talk to you about Fry. 40 00:02:09,343 --> 00:02:11,213 That's right! We want some money! 41 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:12,755 Wait, what's this about Fry? 42 00:02:12,826 --> 00:02:14,206 He's a nice guy 43 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:16,405 but we think it's about time he got his own place. 44 00:02:16,481 --> 00:02:17,761 Oh, fuff. 45 00:02:17,826 --> 00:02:19,826 He's not causing any trouble. 46 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:22,546 Now, if you don't mind, I'm rather busy. 47 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,140 I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. 48 00:02:25,205 --> 00:02:28,095 This sarcophagus should contain the remains 49 00:02:28,171 --> 00:02:30,101 of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled 50 00:02:30,171 --> 00:02:33,031 Zuben Five over 29 million years ago. 51 00:02:33,103 --> 00:02:34,523 [ Fry ] Hey, Professor. 52 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:36,926 Mmm. Great jerky. 53 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,240 Mmm. 54 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:40,450 My God, this is an outrage. 55 00:02:40,516 --> 00:02:42,966 Iwas going to eat that mummy. 56 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:45,173 Fry has got to go. 57 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,000 [ Beeping ] 58 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,067 [ Sexy Woman ] Bachelor Chow-- Now with flavor. 59 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,337 [ Announcer ] ...and Bigfoot is down! 60 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:55,213 Sheesh. 40,000 channels 61 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,655 and only 150 of them have anything good on. 62 00:02:58,723 --> 00:03:01,213 [ Announcer ] All My Circuits is brought to you by... 63 00:03:01,275 --> 00:03:02,925 Robo Fresh. 64 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,280 Designed bya robot fora robot. 65 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:11,758 I've been processing this for some time, Monique 66 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:13,926 and, well... will you marry me? 67 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,310 Oh, Calculon! 68 00:03:15,378 --> 00:03:16,448 [ Clinking ] 69 00:03:19,378 --> 00:03:20,238 [ Gasps ] 70 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:23,790 [ Electronic Whirring ] 71 00:03:23,861 --> 00:03:25,071 It fits! 72 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:26,717 Then you must know that I'm-- 73 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:28,593 Metric? I've always known. 74 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:31,965 But for you, my darling, I'm willing to convert. 75 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:33,283 [ Clinking ] 76 00:03:37,171 --> 00:03:38,901 Hmm, must be a friend of theirs. 77 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:41,655 Fry, we've got to discuss your living arrangements. 78 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,413 We've all talked it over, and-- 79 00:03:43,481 --> 00:03:44,621 Hey, All My Circuits. 80 00:03:44,688 --> 00:03:45,928 Move over. 81 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,001 Ah! 82 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:52,097 Fry, sometimes in close quarters 83 00:03:52,171 --> 00:03:55,411 people do inconsiderate things without realizing it. 84 00:03:55,481 --> 00:03:56,831 I know, but I forgive you. 85 00:03:56,896 --> 00:03:58,406 No, Fry, by "close quarters" 86 00:03:58,481 --> 00:03:59,481 I mean this office. 87 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:00,690 Uh-huh. 88 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:02,518 And by "people," I mean you. 89 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:03,686 Right. 90 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:05,588 And by "inconsiderate," I mean... 91 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:07,545 Leela, we're trying to watch TV. 92 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,310 Yeah. Would you kindly shut your noise hole? 93 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:11,968 [ Frustrated Sigh ] 94 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,763 So who's that weird-looking guy? 95 00:04:13,826 --> 00:04:15,206 [ Bender ] That's a human. 96 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:16,095 What's he do? 97 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,312 [ Bender ] Usual human stuff. 98 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:20,269 He laughs, he learns, he loves. 99 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,863 Boring. 100 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:26,376 Calculon? I thought you were in a coma. 101 00:04:26,447 --> 00:04:28,587 That's what I wanted you to think 102 00:04:28,654 --> 00:04:30,554 with your soft, human brain. 103 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:33,070 [ Fry ] Hey, uh, why is the TV getting smaller? 104 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:38,787 We'll bill you for the couch. 105 00:04:45,896 --> 00:04:46,926 Cheer up, meat bag. 106 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,760 You barely touched your amoeba. 107 00:04:48,826 --> 00:04:51,856 It looked good, but I just don't feel like eating. 108 00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:53,170 You want it? 109 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,970 Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. 110 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:59,903 I need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol. 111 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:04,405 The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged. 112 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:05,552 What are the cigars for? 113 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,760 They make me look cool. 114 00:05:07,826 --> 00:05:10,136 Oh, I can't believe they threw me out like that. 115 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:12,336 I must have been really acting like a jerk. 116 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:16,593 Yeah, but everybody's a jerk-- you, me, this jerk. 117 00:05:16,654 --> 00:05:18,414 That's my philosophy. 118 00:05:18,481 --> 00:05:21,211 So, where are you going to stay? 119 00:05:21,274 --> 00:05:22,524 Oh, I don't know. 120 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:25,586 Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes? 121 00:05:25,654 --> 00:05:27,624 Yeah, but the rents are outrageous. 122 00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:29,929 Why don't you just come move in with me? 123 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,030 Really? That would be great! 124 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:34,383 Y-You sure I won't be imposing? 125 00:05:34,447 --> 00:05:37,267 Nah. I've always wanted a pet. 126 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,927 Here we are-- your new home. 127 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,340 Cool. You know, I've never even seen 128 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:51,833 a robot's apartment before. 129 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:54,406 Come on in. I'll give you the tour. 130 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,646 Let's see, where to start. 131 00:06:08,723 --> 00:06:10,173 Okay. This is the TV area 132 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,410 that over there is the breakfast nook 133 00:06:12,481 --> 00:06:14,791 and over here is where you'll be living 134 00:06:14,862 --> 00:06:18,482 which is great, 'cause till now it's just been wasted space. 135 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:20,100 It's kind of cramped in here. 136 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,452 I don't even have room to hang my clothes. 137 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,646 Look, pal, you've only got one set of clothes 138 00:06:24,723 --> 00:06:26,903 and you're not taking them off while I'm here. 139 00:06:26,964 --> 00:06:28,524 [ Yawning Stretch ] 140 00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:30,896 Well, I'm bushed. Good night. 141 00:06:30,964 --> 00:06:32,694 Wait. Bender? Bender? 142 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:36,856 [ Snoring ] 143 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,720 [ Mumbling ]Kill all humans. Kill all humans. 144 00:06:40,793 --> 00:06:42,213 Must kill all... 145 00:06:42,274 --> 00:06:44,414 Bender, wake up! 146 00:06:44,481 --> 00:06:45,591 [ Groaning ] 147 00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:48,554 I was having the most wonderful dream. 148 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,410 I think you were in it. 149 00:06:50,481 --> 00:06:52,621 Uh... uh, listen, Bender, uh... 150 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:54,269 where's your bathroom? 151 00:06:54,343 --> 00:06:55,653 Bath what?Bathroom. 152 00:06:55,723 --> 00:06:57,143 What room?Bathroom. 153 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:58,096 What, what? 154 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:00,102 Ah, never mind. 155 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:02,242 Mmm... 156 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:05,904 [ Snoring ] 157 00:07:05,964 --> 00:07:08,554 Hey, sexy mama... 158 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,650 want to kill all humans? 159 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:15,620 [ Tune Being Whistled ] 160 00:07:15,689 --> 00:07:20,689 [ Bender Whistling ] 161 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,647 We sure are cheerful this morning. 162 00:07:22,723 --> 00:07:25,343 Yeah, this past week with Fry's been a blast. 163 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:28,273 You know, beneath his warm, sunny exterior 164 00:07:28,343 --> 00:07:31,383 beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot. 165 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:32,687 [ Whistling ] 166 00:07:32,757 --> 00:07:34,337 What happened to you? 167 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,593 Oh, it's Bender's apartment. 168 00:07:36,654 --> 00:07:39,694 He put in carpeting yesterday and now my head hits the ceiling. 169 00:07:39,757 --> 00:07:42,337 Hey, do you realize you're standing at a weird angle? 170 00:07:42,413 --> 00:07:44,593 [ Cracking ]Now you're okay. 171 00:07:44,654 --> 00:07:46,554 Look at yourself-- you're a wreck. 172 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,860 You've got to find a new place to live. 173 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:51,100 Is that an invitation? 174 00:07:51,172 --> 00:07:52,622 Love your optimism, Fry. 175 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:56,339 But seriously, you've got to tell Bender you're moving out. 176 00:07:56,413 --> 00:07:58,413 Yeah, but he might get kind of upset. 177 00:07:58,481 --> 00:08:00,411 I don't think I can do that to him. 178 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:02,242 Hey, there's my little space heater. 179 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,340 [ Chuckling ] 180 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:04,763 [ Chuckling ] 181 00:08:04,826 --> 00:08:05,826 [ Chuckling ] 182 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:06,926 Well, I'm moving out. 183 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 [ Chuckling ] 184 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:09,167 What?! 185 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,650 I'm sorry, Bender 186 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,453 but there's just not enough room. 187 00:08:12,516 --> 00:08:13,716 Not enough room? 188 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,453 My place is two cubic meters 189 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:17,756 and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. 190 00:08:17,826 --> 00:08:20,826 We've got room for a whole 'nother two-thirds of a person. 191 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:24,166 What if I just help the two of you find a bigger apartment? 192 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,450 I don't know. 193 00:08:25,516 --> 00:08:28,166 I've got a lot of great memories in my old place. 194 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,720 [ Beeping And Electronic Buzz ] 195 00:08:29,793 --> 00:08:30,833 And now they're gone. 196 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:38,716 Sure, it ain't one of them la-de-da above-ground places 197 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:42,483 but if you like dank... forget about it. 198 00:08:42,551 --> 00:08:45,481 At least it's got a great view. 199 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,141 Aah!What the...?! 200 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:50,376 [ Both Yelling ] 201 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:55,587 'Scuse me. I got to go change a lightbulb. 202 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:03,623 Wow. Now, this is fantastic. 203 00:09:03,688 --> 00:09:05,338 Hmm, I'm not sure we want to pay 204 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:07,523 for a dimension we're not going to use. 205 00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:09,856 Aah! Ooh! Ee! Ooh! Oh! Aah! Ee! 206 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:13,001 Ooh! Aah! Ee! Aah! Ooh! Ee! Ooh! Ee! Aah! 207 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,407 Ooh! Ee! Ooh! 208 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:19,999 Well, I give up-- what's the catch? 209 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,407 Oh, no catch. 210 00:09:21,481 --> 00:09:24,381 Although we are technically in New Jersey. 211 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:28,237 Not one place even remotely livable. 212 00:09:28,309 --> 00:09:29,789 Oh, how awful. 213 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,591 Did he at least die painlessly? 214 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,864 To shreds, you say. [ Clicking Tongue ] 215 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:36,691 Well, how is his wife holding up? 216 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,448 To shreds, you say. 217 00:09:38,517 --> 00:09:39,967 Very well, then. 218 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:43,103 Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news 219 00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:45,972 about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu. 220 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,413 Was his apartment rent controlled? 221 00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:55,857 Wow. This is beautiful. 222 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,971 [ Bender ] What's with all the crap? 223 00:09:58,033 --> 00:09:59,213 It's not crap. 224 00:09:59,274 --> 00:10:00,934 Dr. Mobutu collected this crap 225 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,210 while he was exploring the whatchacallit... universe. 226 00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:08,934 Well, this place has everything except the only thing I care about-- a TV. 227 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,380 It's got a TV, you young whatchacallit... idiot. 228 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:15,694 Ooh. 229 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:16,898 Whoa, slow down. 230 00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:19,755 This place just doesn't feel like home. 231 00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,336 It just isn't... cozy. 232 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,453 Ah... 233 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:28,237 I can barely move. 234 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:30,619 It's perfect! 235 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:34,618 [ "The Odd Couple" Theme Playing ] 236 00:11:19,688 --> 00:11:21,448 Man, it's a total sty. 237 00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:24,137 For the first time in 1,000 years 238 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,926 I feel like I'm home. 239 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,650 Yeah, it's going to be fun on a bun. 240 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:31,834 You know, Fry, of all the friends I've had 241 00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:33,205 you're the first. 242 00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:35,004 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 243 00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:39,651 Hey, mon. 244 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:40,974 [ Talking Gibberish ] 245 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,793 Happy housewarming, Fry. 246 00:11:42,861 --> 00:11:45,481 It's a miniature fruit salad tree. 247 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,761 Ooh. 248 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,309 Wah! 249 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,719 Hey, Amy.Hey. 250 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:55,723 [ Amy Gagging ] 251 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,213 This is for you, Fry-- 252 00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:58,764 Zevulon the great. 253 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:01,066 He's teriyaki-style. 254 00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:05,448 Wow. Heavy-drinking crowd. 255 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,717 [ Belches Loudly ] 256 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,763 I'd better go out for more beer. 257 00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:11,096 Hang on. All My Circuits is about to start. 258 00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:14,242 I know, but I need alcohol to power up my batteries. 259 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,789 If Calculon's wedding doesn't go justright 260 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,381 I'll be emotionally and electrically drained. 261 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,517 [ Beep ] 262 00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:21,756 [ Static ] 263 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,760 Hey... 264 00:12:30,102 --> 00:12:32,032 [ Smacking Lips ] 265 00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:33,722 These are mighty tasty. 266 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:36,653 Thank you. I made them myself. 267 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,344 [ Retching ] 268 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,623 Shh. The wedding's about to start. 269 00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:42,858 If anyone here objects to this union 270 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,551 let them speak now or forever hold their... 271 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,790 [ Beeping ] 272 00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:49,171 [ Crowd Gasps ] 273 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,830 Is he objecting or backing up? 274 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,375 Looks like both. 275 00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:54,617 I'm afraid my half-brother is correct. 276 00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,588 You see, I have a terrible secret 277 00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:57,864 and that secret is... 278 00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:58,971 [ Static ] 279 00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:00,103 Oh, come on! 280 00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:02,652 Oh, fix it. 281 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,524 Hey, what happened to the TV? 282 00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:05,926 It just went out. 283 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,620 This is an outrage. I'm going to go yell at the manager. 284 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,718 [ All Cheering ] 285 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,073 All right! 286 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:14,616 Come back, Bender! It's working! 287 00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:17,338 To reiterate, my terrible secret is... 288 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:18,523 [ Static ] 289 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,336 [ All Groaning ] 290 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,723 It's out again. 291 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,483 What? That's the last straw. 292 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,651 It's back on! 293 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,144 [ Static ] 294 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,446 [ All Groaning ] 295 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,757 Pardon me. 296 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:33,406 I don't mean to pry into what you're doing in here 297 00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,481 with the crab and the one-eyed lady and the Chinese girl, 298 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:39,071 but everyone on this floor is having trouble with their TV reception. 299 00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:41,546 Yeah, and you better get rid of whatever's causing it 300 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,210 or we're out of this dump. 301 00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:45,104 Relax, Sonny. 302 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,342 This cajigger'll find the source of the interference. 303 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,103 [ Rapid Beeping ] 304 00:13:55,309 --> 00:13:56,649 [ Higher-pitched Beeping ] 305 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,074 [ Lower-pitched Beeping ] 306 00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,306 [ Higher-pitched Beeping ] 307 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,269 [ Lower-pitched Beeping ] 308 00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:05,098 [ Many People Grumbling At Once ] 309 00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,792 [ Woman ] We want our TV back. 310 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,212 [ Higher-pitched Beeping ] 311 00:14:10,274 --> 00:14:12,004 There's your problem. 312 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,687 Oh, my God. Bender, it's your thingy. 313 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,588 [ All Talking Angrily ] 314 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,344 You people are nuts. 315 00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:21,973 My antenna never interfered with my old TV. 316 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:24,553 You had cable. This is satellite. 317 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,900 Obviously, your thoughts 318 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,265 are being transmitted on the same frequency. 319 00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,654 They're on my cell phone, too. 320 00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:33,414 Madame, I believe you're mistaken. 321 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,241 [ Bender's Voice ] Wow, that lady's got a huge ass. 322 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,549 Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat-ass. 323 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,100 [ Beeping ] 324 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,002 The robot has to go. 325 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,587 Yeah! [ All Agreeing ] 326 00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:45,174 Well, you heard the mob. 327 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,550 Fine. Come on, Fry. 328 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,410 Let's move to that apartment 329 00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:50,211 that smelled like a sewer. 330 00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:52,034 You liked that one, right? 331 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:53,972 Oh, it's tempting, but, well... 332 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:56,313 I amalready kind of settled in here. 333 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:59,379 Or we could live underground with the mutants. 334 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,097 A little fire'll show them who's boss. 335 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,622 Uh... listen, is there maybe some way we could do this 336 00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,758 with you going and me not going? 337 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,336 I don't understand. 338 00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:11,623 Well, you were going to live in the closet anyway. 339 00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:13,968 Won't you be just as happy back in your old place? 340 00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:16,483 But... then we wouldn't be roommates. 341 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,761 I'll come visit sometime, and you can visit me here. 342 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,066 No, he can't. 343 00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:22,856 Anyway, I'm sure it'll work out. 344 00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,521 This way we'll both be happy. 345 00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:28,136 Happy. Yeah, that's Bender. 346 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:30,996 Always happy. 347 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,414 Hey, the TV's back on! 348 00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:37,971 [ Minister ] We are gathered to mourn 349 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,103 the death of Calculon, 350 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,902 industrialist, private eye, friend. 351 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:45,545 Mind if Igive the eulogy? 352 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,970 [ Monique Gasps ] 353 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,523 [ Monique ] Calculon! You're alive! 354 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,516 [ Cheering ] 355 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,996 [ Man ] Yay! Calculon's back! 356 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,623 Right. So long. 357 00:15:57,688 --> 00:15:59,898 Good-bye. [ Sniffling ] 358 00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,995 Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again? 359 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,377 I don't know, Amy. I just don't know. 360 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,337 Wah!Hey, thanks for coming. 361 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:09,793 [ Grunts ] 362 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,411 Fry, you're Bender's best friend. 363 00:16:11,481 --> 00:16:13,521 How could you let that mob kick him out? 364 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:16,206 Aw, come on. Bender loves mobs. 365 00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:18,554 Only when he's in them, and you know it. 366 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,340 You really hurt his feelings. 367 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,383 Don't girl me with that girl stuff. 368 00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,687 Bender and me are guys. 369 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,238 Guys don't have feelings. 370 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:27,899 Bender's not a guy; he's a robot. 371 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,585 Same thing. 372 00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:35,864 It's so big and empty. 373 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:41,831 My roommate's gone, and all he left behind was 374 00:16:41,895 --> 00:16:44,515 an eyelash and three skin flakes. 375 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,339 Aw... what's the point?! 376 00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,173 Bender? 377 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,480 My God, you're a mess. 378 00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:05,831 [ Groaning ] 379 00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:07,645 [ Slurred Speech ] Leave me alone. 380 00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:09,483 Look at that five o'clock rust. 381 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,550 You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you? 382 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:15,899 Hey... what I don't do is none of your business. 383 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:17,964 Please, Bender, have some malt liquor-- 384 00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:20,834 If not for yourself, then for the people who love you. 385 00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:24,205 I hate the people who love me, and they hate me. 386 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,515 Oh, now, look 387 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,376 it's obvious you miss being Fry's roommate 388 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,618 but there's got to be a better way to deal with this. 389 00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:34,279 Like how, having my antenna removed? 390 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,344 Well... if that would work. 391 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,963 Are you crazy?! That's little Bender you're talking about. 392 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:41,654 I can't cut it off. 393 00:17:41,723 --> 00:17:45,243 You're not a robot or a man, so you wouldn't understand. 394 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:46,959 I got to get out of here. 395 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,694 Wait. 396 00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:50,648 I want you to look me in the eye 397 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,793 and promise you won't get behind the wheel 398 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:55,592 without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand. 399 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:58,284 I promise nothing! 400 00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:03,376 [ Slow, Sultry Jazz Playing ] 401 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,137 [ Mumbling ] I don't even want to... 402 00:18:29,205 --> 00:18:30,235 why is... 403 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,759 [ Muttering Unintelligibly ] 404 00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:34,475 [ Groaning ] 405 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,790 [ Grunts ] 406 00:18:37,309 --> 00:18:38,929 What up? 407 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,720 I can't just stand by and be silent about Bender anymore. 408 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:45,142 Silent? You've been meddling for two solid weeks. 409 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,995 Well, I can't just do thatanymore. 410 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,207 Your best friend is out there somewhere 411 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,405 destroying himself. 412 00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:51,831 Really? 413 00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,135 I didn't think he'd miss this apartment that much. 414 00:18:54,205 --> 00:18:55,955 He doesn't care about the apartment. 415 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,934 He cares about you, and you turned your back on him. 416 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,410 Oh, man, I had no idea. 417 00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:03,691 If only I knew where he was, I'd go talk to him. 418 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,208 [ Static ] 419 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:07,375 Oh, stupid TV. 420 00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:08,478 [ Squeaking ] 421 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,760 Bender. 422 00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,756 You're blind stinking sober. 423 00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:13,786 That's right. I'm sober and crazy 424 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,792 and I don't know what I might do. 425 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,692 Don't do it.I don't know what it is yet. 426 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,688 Oh, yeah, now I remember. 427 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,828 I thought I could live alone, but I can't 428 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:28,405 so I'm going to do what it takes to be your roommate again. 429 00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:29,591 Bender, stop. 430 00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:31,864 Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything. 431 00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:34,591 No, I'm going to chop off my antenna. 432 00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:36,594 Hey... yeah, that sounds good. 433 00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,344 Can I give you a hand? 434 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,033 Fry, don't help him mutilate himself. 435 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,413 But it's a useless antenna. 436 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,901 It's not like he's a ham radio or something. 437 00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:46,214 I'm going to do it! 438 00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:48,135 I'm really going to do it! 439 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,925 Don't try and stop me! 440 00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:52,548 Here goes! 441 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,690 Oh... 442 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240 Hey, it worked. 443 00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:05,479 The static's gone. 444 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,960 I hate that this came between us, Calculon. 445 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:09,384 Me, too. 446 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:12,588 I'm filled with a large number of powerful emotions. 447 00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,004 You're my best friend. 448 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,307 I'm sorry I treated you so badly. 449 00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:17,648 Apology accepted. 450 00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:20,213 After all, you're only human. 451 00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:25,284 You guys could learn a lesson from those two. 452 00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,554 She's right. 453 00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:28,719 You're my best friend, Fry. 454 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,412 I'm sorry I treated you so badly. 455 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,861 Apology accepted. 456 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,211 After all, you're only human. 457 00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:37,964 Wait a minute. 458 00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:40,214 You did it all backwards. 459 00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:41,755 Fry's the one who should be-- 460 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,068 Oh, never mind. 461 00:20:44,136 --> 00:20:46,956 [ Both Laughing ] 462 00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,174 Oh... 463 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,480 What's wrong?Nothing. 464 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:55,310 I guess I'm just going to have to get used to being half a robot. 465 00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:56,448 Aw, this isn't right. 466 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,787 Listen, Bender, if we found your antenna 467 00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,622 could they still reattach it? 468 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:04,519 Maybe, if we get it on ice right away. 469 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,307 Bingo. 470 00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:11,958 Hmm. You call that an antenna? 471 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,828 This time you'll have all the human comforts. 472 00:21:17,895 --> 00:21:20,165 We'll get a couple of toilets 473 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,100 some food cookers, maybe a puppy... 474 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,964 it's good to be home. 475 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,284 It sure is. 476 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:32,074 By the way, I saved your stuff. 477 00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,756 So that'swhere those skin flakes went. 478 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,646 Hmm. You think this fruit tree's 479 00:21:36,723 --> 00:21:38,243 going to get enough light? 480 00:21:38,309 --> 00:21:40,479 There's a window in the closet. 481 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:43,900 Whoa. 482 00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:45,554 This is huge. 483 00:21:45,619 --> 00:21:47,999 Bender, why don't I just live in here? 484 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,587 In a closet? 485 00:21:49,654 --> 00:21:51,454 [ Sighs ] Oh, humans.