1 00:00:06,788 --> 00:00:08,048 SPACE. 2 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:10,045 IT SEEMS TO GO ON AND ON FOREVER 3 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:12,046 BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE END 4 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,229 AND A GORILLA STARTS THROWING BARRELS AT YOU. 5 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,849 AND THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME. 6 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:24,761 YOU STINK, LOSER. 7 00:00:24,806 --> 00:00:26,716 HEY, FRY! 8 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,195 PIZZA GOING OUT. 9 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:29,675 COME ON! 10 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,248 [ Sighs ] 11 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,205 TSK, TSK, TSK. 12 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,343 [ Revelers Shouting, Laughing ] 13 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,874 MICHELLE, BABY, WHERE YOU GOING? 14 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:45,131 IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY. 15 00:00:45,174 --> 00:00:48,314 I PUT YOUR STUFF OUT ON THE SIDEWALK! 16 00:00:48,351 --> 00:00:51,311 I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE MY LIFE. 17 00:00:51,354 --> 00:00:54,144 [ Distant Laughter ] 18 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,152 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 19 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,168 HELLO! PIZZA DELIVERY! 20 00:01:23,212 --> 00:01:24,742 FOR, UH... 21 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,610 "I.C. WIENER"? 22 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,170 OH, CRUD. 23 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,308 I ALWAYS THOUGHT BY THIS POINT IN MY LIFE 24 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:32,130 I'D BE THE ONE MAKING THE CRANK CALLS. 25 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:38,099 HERE'S TO ANOTHER LOUSY MILLENNIUM. 26 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,062 [ Crowd ] TEN! 27 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,150 NEUF! 28 00:01:42,188 --> 00:01:43,488 OTTO! 29 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,577 SABAA! 30 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:45,966 EKSI! 31 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,278 WU! 32 00:01:47,323 --> 00:01:48,413 CHAAR! 33 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:49,496 THATHU! 34 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,813 NI! 35 00:01:50,848 --> 00:01:52,158 ONE! 36 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:56,333 [ Screams ] 37 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:00,644 WHAT TH-- 38 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,025 [ Gasping ] 39 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:42,469 [ Groaning ] 40 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:44,249 WHEW. 41 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,264 [ Gasps ] 42 00:02:53,302 --> 00:02:54,782 MY GOD. 43 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:56,255 IT'S THE FUTURE. 44 00:02:56,305 --> 00:02:58,255 MY PARENTS. 45 00:02:58,307 --> 00:02:59,997 MY COWORKERS. 46 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,219 MY GIRLFRIEND. 47 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:04,488 I'LL NEVER SEE ANY OF THEM AGAIN. 48 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,932 YA-HOO! 49 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,305 [ Spooky Tremolo ] WELCOME! 50 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,092 TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW! 51 00:03:44,135 --> 00:03:46,695 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY IT THAT WAY? 52 00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:50,527 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE THING CALLED SHOWMANSHIP? 53 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:53,708 [ Tremolo ] COME! YOUR DESTINY AWAITS! 54 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,372 HAVE A NICE FUTURE. 55 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,203 COOL. JUST LIKE IN STAR TREK. 56 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,421 OH! 57 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:05,199 GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. 58 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,715 MMM... 59 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:08,512 [ Gasps ] 60 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:09,471 NAME? 61 00:04:09,509 --> 00:04:10,729 UH... FRY. 62 00:04:10,771 --> 00:04:13,511 I'M LEELA. NOW, IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE 63 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:16,206 SO I'D LIKE TO DECIDE YOUR FATE QUICKLY AND GET OUT OF HERE. 64 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,295 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 65 00:04:17,343 --> 00:04:19,523 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT MY EYE. 66 00:04:19,562 --> 00:04:20,742 UH... 67 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,571 IS IT ABOUT MY EYE? 68 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,480 SORT OF. 69 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:24,524 [ Sighs ] 70 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:25,997 JUST ASK THE QUESTION. 71 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,308 WHAT'S WITH THE EYE? 72 00:04:27,353 --> 00:04:28,573 I'M AN ALIEN, ALL RIGHT? 73 00:04:28,615 --> 00:04:29,875 LET'S DROP THE SUBJECT. 74 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,400 COOL. AN ALIEN. 75 00:04:31,444 --> 00:04:33,324 HAS YOUR RACE TAKEN OVER THE EARTH? 76 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,360 NO. I JUST WORK HERE. 77 00:04:38,189 --> 00:04:39,579 WAIT A MINUTE. 78 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,317 IS THAT BLIMP ACCURATE? 79 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:44,977 YUP. IT'S DECEMBER 31, 2999. 80 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,553 MY GOD. 81 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,550 A MILLION YEARS. 82 00:04:48,591 --> 00:04:51,771 I'M SURE THIS MUST BE VERY UPSETTING FOR YOU. 83 00:04:51,812 --> 00:04:53,942 YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT SHOULD BE 84 00:04:53,988 --> 00:04:55,338 BUT ACTUALLY I'M GLAD. 85 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:58,122 I HAD NOTHING TO LIVE FOR IN MY OLD LIFE. 86 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,037 I WAS BROKE, I HAD A HUMILIATING JOB 87 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:02,261 AND I WAS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT 88 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,392 MY GIRLFRIEND MIGHT BE CHEATING ON ME. 89 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:07,264 WELL, AT LEAST HERE YOU'LL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY. 90 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,437 NOW, STRIP NAKED AND GET ON THE PROBULATOR. 91 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:16,274 OOH! 92 00:05:18,404 --> 00:05:20,194 INTERESTING. 93 00:05:20,231 --> 00:05:22,581 YOUR DNA TEST SHOWS ONE LIVING RELATIVE. 94 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,405 HE'S YOUR GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- 95 00:05:25,454 --> 00:05:27,634 GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT NEPHEW. 96 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:30,065 THAT'S GREAT. WHAT'S THE LITTLE GUY'S NAME? 97 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,242 PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH. 98 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,288 EW. 99 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:38,564 YOU KNOW, I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WHOLE FUTURE. 100 00:05:38,598 --> 00:05:40,508 I'VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE 101 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:43,207 AND THIS TIME, I'M NOT GOING TO BE A TOTAL LOSER. 102 00:05:43,254 --> 00:05:44,564 WHAT'S THAT? 103 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:46,815 YOUR PERMANENT CAREER ASSIGNMENT. 104 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:48,607 DELIVERY BOY? 105 00:05:48,651 --> 00:05:50,571 NO! NOT AGAIN. 106 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,870 PLEASE, ANYTHING ELSE. 107 00:05:51,915 --> 00:05:53,175 TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 108 00:05:53,221 --> 00:05:55,311 YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED THE JOB YOU'RE BEST AT 109 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,565 JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 110 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:57,877 WHAT IF I REFUSE? 111 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,532 - THEN YOU'LL BE FIRED. - FINE. 112 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,666 OUT OF A CANNON INTO THE SUN. 113 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:05,449 - BUT I DON'T LIKE BEING A DELIVERY BOY. - WELL, THAT'S TOUGH. 114 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:08,185 LOTS OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEIR JOBS BUT WE DO THEM ANYWAY. 115 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,977 "YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO." 116 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,461 NOW HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. 117 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:15,552 I'M GOING TO IMPLANT YOUR CAREER CHIP. 118 00:06:15,591 --> 00:06:18,031 IT'LL PERMANENTLY LABEL YOU AS A DELIVERY BOY. 119 00:06:18,072 --> 00:06:19,812 KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME. 120 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,258 HOLD STILL, DAMN IT! 121 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,480 I DON'T HAVE GOOD DEPTH PERCEPTION. 122 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:39,704 YOU'VE GOT TO THE COUNT OF FIVE TO LET ME OUT OF HERE. 123 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:40,397 ONE... 124 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,453 SEE YOU IN A THOUSAND YEARS. 125 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,670 [ Chuckles ] 126 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,153 [ Sighs ] 127 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,199 YOU OWE ME ONE. 128 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,369 [ Grunts ] 129 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,431 WHOA. 130 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,062 RADIO CITY MUTANT HALL. 131 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,188 COOL. 132 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,409 UH, CROSS-TOWN EXPRESS. 133 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,583 [ Shrieks ] 134 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:36,887 [ Fry ] WHOO-HOO! 135 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,723 YAAH... 136 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,860 [ Laughing ] 137 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,899 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 138 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:47,774 [ Shrieking ] 139 00:07:47,814 --> 00:07:48,994 [ Laughing ] 140 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:55,336 [ Fry Yelling ] 141 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,607 OOMP! 142 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,219 [ Scoffing ] PFFT. 143 00:07:58,259 --> 00:07:59,569 TOURIST. 144 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:06,091 HEY, A PHONE BOOTH. 145 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,617 I CAN CALL MY NEPHEW. 146 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:14,135 WHOA. A REAL-LIFE ROBOT. 147 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:17,369 OR IS THAT SOME KIND OF CHEESY NEW YEAR'S COSTUME? 148 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:20,188 BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS. 149 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:21,887 IT DOESN'T LOOK SO SHINY TO ME. 150 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,585 SHINIER THAN YOURS, MEAT BAG. 151 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,159 [ Whistling ] 152 00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:44,703 LISTEN, BUDDY, I'M IN A HURRY HERE. 153 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,310 LET'S TRY FOR A TWOFER. 154 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,175 [ Chuckles ] 155 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,655 [ Woman ] PLEASE SELECT MODE OF DEATH: 156 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,616 "QUICK AND PAINLESS" OR "SLOW AND HORRIBLE." 157 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,154 YEAH, I'D LIKE TO PLACE A COLLECT CALL. 158 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:00,628 YOU HAVE SELECTED "SLOW AND HORRIBLE." 159 00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:02,409 GREAT CHOICE. 160 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,852 BRING IT ON, BABY! 161 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,724 [ Shrieking ] 162 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,992 COME ON. COME ON! KILL ME ALREADY. 163 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,433 BY THE WAY, MY NAME'S BENDER. 164 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,040 HELP! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 165 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,259 [ Woman ] YOU ARE NOW DEAD. 166 00:09:27,304 --> 00:09:29,394 THANK YOU FOR USING STOP-AND-DROP-- 167 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:32,957 AMERICA'S FAVORITE SUICIDE BOOTH SINCE 2008. 168 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,966 [ Gasping For Air ] 169 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,179 LOUSY, STINKING RIP-OFF. 170 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:41,007 WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE PLANNED FOR TODAY. 171 00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:42,487 LET'S GO GET DRUNK. 172 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:50,202 TWO, THREE... HEY. 173 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,640 [ Man ] WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW. 174 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,029 SHUT UP, TERRY. 175 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,512 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, LEELA. 176 00:09:57,552 --> 00:10:00,472 YOU MUST FIND THIS MR. FRY AND INSTALL HIS CHIP. 177 00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:01,771 LOOK, HE'S JUST A NOBODY 178 00:10:01,817 --> 00:10:03,857 WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE A DELIVERY BOY. 179 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,127 I'D REALLY RATHER NOT FORCE IT ON HIM. 180 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:09,519 WELL, THAT'S YOUR JOB WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT 181 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,125 AND IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE YOU DO YOUR JOB 182 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,916 WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT-- 183 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,881 WHICH I DO... VERY MUCH. 184 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:17,008 NOW, GET TO WORK! 185 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,361 [ Sighs ] 186 00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:22,836 LIFE IS GOOD. 187 00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:29,109 [ Gulping ] 188 00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,889 WHY WOULD A ROBOT NEED TO DRINK? 189 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,813 I DON'T NEED TO DRINK. 190 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,889 I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT. 191 00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:36,807 [ Burps ] 192 00:10:36,852 --> 00:10:39,122 SO, THEY MADE YOU A DELIVERY BOY, HUH? 193 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:41,119 MAN, THAT'S AS BAD AS MY JOB. 194 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,902 REALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO, BENDER? 195 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,726 I'M A BENDER-- I BEND GIRDERS. 196 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,734 THAT'S ALL I'M PROGRAMMED TO DO. 197 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:48,295 YOU ANY GOOD AT IT? 198 00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:50,692 YOU KIDDING? I WAS A STUD. 199 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:53,566 I COULD BEND A GIRDER TO ANY ANGLE. 200 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,609 30 DEGREES... 32 DEGREES... 201 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,744 YOU NAME IT. 202 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,696 31... BUT I COULDN'T GO ON LIVING 203 00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:00,825 ONCE I FOUND OUT 204 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:03,356 WHAT THE GIRDERS WERE FOR. 205 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,050 WHAT? 206 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,447 SUICIDE BOOTHS. 207 00:11:07,361 --> 00:11:09,631 WELL, FRY, IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU. 208 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,318 I'M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF. 209 00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:13,885 WAIT... YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE. 210 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:17,153 YOU REALLY WANT A ROBOT FOR A FRIEND? 211 00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:19,497 YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS SIX. 212 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,768 WELL, OKAY. 213 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:24,729 BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING WE'RE ROBOSEXUALS 214 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,990 SO IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU'RE MY DE-BUGGER. 215 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:30,734 OH, NO, IT'S THE CYCLOPES. 216 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,907 DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK! 217 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:34,562 I'M NOT LOOKING. 218 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,522 [ Gasps ] 219 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,144 THIS IS OFFICER 1-B-D-I REQUESTING BACKUP. 220 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,661 WE'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES. 221 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,136 [ Both Panting ] 222 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,010 WE CAN HIDE IN HERE. 223 00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:53,058 IT'S FREE ON TUESDAYS. 224 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,627 WELCOME TO THE HEAD MUSEUM. 225 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,367 I'M LEONARD NIMOY. 226 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,548 SPOCK? 227 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,422 HEY, DO THE THING. 228 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,034 [ Chuckling ] I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 229 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,246 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 230 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,603 WHAT DO YOU HEADS DO ALL DAY? 231 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,434 WE SHARE OUR WISDOM WITH THOSE WHO SEEK IT. 232 00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:17,782 IT'S A LIFE OF QUIET DIGNITY. 233 00:12:17,823 --> 00:12:19,043 FEEDING TIME. 234 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,231 HMM... 235 00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:39,853 I'M SORRY, FRY 236 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,499 BUT I HAVE TO INSTALL YOUR CAREER CHIP. 237 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,723 YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE SORRY THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT? 238 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,893 IT'S MY JOB. 239 00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:46,937 YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 240 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,598 [ All Groan In Fear ] 241 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,079 WATCH IT. 242 00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,987 [ Nixon's Voice ] THAT'S IT. 243 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:57,304 YOU JUST MADE MY LIST. 244 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,391 [ Growls ] 245 00:12:58,428 --> 00:12:59,688 OW, OOH, OW, OW, OOH! 246 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,945 STOP IT! 247 00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:02,216 DOWN BOY! BAD PRESIDENT. 248 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,999 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, STEP AWAY FROM THE HEAD. 249 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:10,094 I'M GOING TO GET 24th CENTURY ON HIS ASS. 250 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,445 [ Grunting ] 251 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:18,059 PLEASE, OFFICERS, THERE'S NO NEED TO USE FORCE. 252 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,930 LET US HANDLE THIS, WEIRDIE. 253 00:13:22,975 --> 00:13:24,495 OH, COME ON. 254 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,112 HE'S JUST A POOR KID FROM THE STUPID AGES. 255 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:29,073 KEEP YOUR BIG NOSE OUT OF THIS, EYEBALL. 256 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:32,421 NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY NOSE. 257 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:34,252 YEE-AAH! 258 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,250 OOH! 259 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:44,258 DAMN. 260 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,651 YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 261 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,125 THAT'S OUR JOB. WE'RE PEACE OFFICERS. 262 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,866 YEAH, YOU KNOW THE LAW-- 263 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,137 YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 264 00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,139 OH, WE'RE TRAPPED. 265 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,137 [ Grunts ] 266 00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:03,228 WAIT A SECOND. 267 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,757 YOU'RE A BENDER, RIGHT? 268 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:06,109 WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE 269 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,239 IF YOU JUST BEND THE BARS. 270 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,020 DREAM ON, SKIN TUBE. 271 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,885 I'M ONLY PROGRAMMED TO BEND FOR CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSES. 272 00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:14,027 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? A DE-BENDER? 273 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,160 WHO CARES WHAT YOU'RE PROGRAMMED FOR. 274 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:19,122 IF SOMEONE PROGRAMMED YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU DO IT? 275 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,342 I'LL HAVE TO CHECK MY PROGRAM. 276 00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:22,691 YEP. 277 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,170 [ Leela ] OPEN UP. 278 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,131 COME ON, BENDER. IT'S UP TO YOU 279 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:28,128 TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS IN LIFE. 280 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,781 THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES PEOPLE AND ROBOTS 281 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,776 FROM ANIMALS AND ANIMAL ROBOTS. 282 00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:35,347 YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP, FRY. 283 00:14:35,395 --> 00:14:37,785 [ Spluttering ] 284 00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:40,792 YOU MAKE A PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT, FRY. 285 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,926 [ Grunting And Groaning ] 286 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,623 COME ON, BENDER. 287 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,838 YOU CAN DO IT. 288 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:48,976 CAN'T... 289 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,498 I CAN'T DO IT. 290 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,803 YES! 291 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,369 [ Laughing ] 292 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,155 YOU WERE RIGHT, FRY. 293 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,990 FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO BEND WHAT I WANT 294 00:15:00,028 --> 00:15:01,988 WHEN I WANT, WHO I WANT. 295 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,990 I AM UNSTOPPABLE! 296 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,780 AAH. 297 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,780 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID THAT. 298 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:18,387 [ Leela ] YEE-AAH! 299 00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:19,788 [ Yells ] 300 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,785 WAIT![ Bender ] NO, THANKS. 301 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,024 LOOKS LIKE ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO BEND THIS GRATE. 302 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:35,016 OH. 303 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,160 [ Chuckling ] 304 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,421 GOOD LORD. 305 00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,336 WHAT ISTHIS? 306 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,341 IT'S THE DECAYING RUINS OF OLD NEW YORK. 307 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,075 WELCOME HOME, PAL. 308 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,259 IT'S MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. 309 00:15:57,303 --> 00:16:00,353 MAN, THIS BRINGS BACK A LOT OF MEMORIES. 310 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,484 KEEP 'EM TO YOURSELF, POPS. 311 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:05,485 THIS IS WHERE I BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND 312 00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:07,048 ON OUR VERY FIRST DATE. 313 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,022 MY GOD. SHE'S GONE. 314 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,015 EVERYONE I EVER KNEW OR CARED ABOUT IS GONE. 315 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,497 WAIT. THERE'S SOMEONE YOU KNOW. 316 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,034 OH... CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? 317 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,032 I'M MISERABLE ENOUGH ALREADY. 318 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,285 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH CONSOLATION 319 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:34,248 BUT I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. 320 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:37,387 NO, YOU DON'T. I'VE GOT NO HOME, NO FAMILY. 321 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,911 NO FRIENDS. 322 00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:40,523 MY WHOLE WORLD IS GONE. 323 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,223 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND 324 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:44,391 WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE SO ALONE. 325 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,087 I UNDERSTAND. 326 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:49,234 I'M THE ONLY ONE-EYED ALIEN ON THIS WHOLE PLANET. 327 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,749 MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME HERE AS A BABY 328 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:55,193 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GALAXY THEY WERE FROM. 329 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,100 I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE ALONE. 330 00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:00,888 LOOK, LEELA 331 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:04,672 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD, BUT... YOU OBVIOUSLY DO 332 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,239 SO I GIVE UP. 333 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:10,246 IF YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD BE A DELIVERY BODY, I'LL DO IT. 334 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,132 [ Groans ]YOUR CHIP. 335 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,727 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 336 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,998 QUITTING. 337 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,300 WHY? 338 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,256 BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO. 339 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,255 I JUST NEVER REALIZED IT UNTIL I MET YOU. 340 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,143 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 341 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,663 I JUST WANTED TO BE PART OF THE MOMENT. 342 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,188 HEY! HE STOLE MY RING.SORRY. 343 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:45,023 WELL, THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING RING. 344 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,594 THIS CALLS FOR A DRINK. 345 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:50,503 I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE PARTY 346 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,027 BUT WE'RE ALL JOB DESERTERS NOW. 347 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,162 WE'RE UNEMPLOYED AND WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. 348 00:17:55,203 --> 00:17:57,033 CORRECTION: WE'RE UNEMPLOYED 349 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,036 BUT WE HAVE A DODDERING OLD RELATIVE TO MOOCH OFF OF. 350 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,258 [ Snoring ] 351 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,518 HELLO. I'M DICK CLARK'S HEAD. 352 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,391 WELCOME TO A SPECIAL YEAR 3000 EDITION 353 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,394 OF NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE. 354 00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,386 [ Crowd Cheering ] 355 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,439 [ Gasping ] 356 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:17,918 WHO ARE YOU? 357 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,575 I'M YOUR DEAR OLD UNCLE FRY. 358 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:21,399 I DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRY. 359 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,228 YOU DO NOW. 360 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,980 BY GOD, I AM YOUR NEPHEW. 361 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,940 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. 362 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,550 CAN WE HAVE SOME MONEY? 363 00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:35,809 OH, MY, NO. 364 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,423 LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. 365 00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:42,155 THAT'S MY LAB TABLE AND THIS IS MY WORK STOOL 366 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,208 AND OVER THERE IS MY INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP 367 00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:48,613 AND HERE'S WHERE I KEEP ASSORTED LENGTHS OF WIRE. 368 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,738 [ Fry ] WHOA. 369 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,830 A REAL LIVE SPACESHIP. 370 00:18:52,869 --> 00:18:54,569 I DESIGNED IT MYSELF. 371 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,091 LET ME SHOW YOU 372 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,964 SOME OF THE DIFFERENT LENGTHS OF WIRE I USED. 373 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,438 ATTENTION, JOB DESERTERS! 374 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,578 COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! 375 00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:05,879 WE HAVE YOU PARTIALLY SURROUNDED. 376 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,186 NO! 377 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,673 GET THOSE BUMS. 378 00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:12,023 WELL, WE'RE BONED. 379 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,463 CAN'T WE GET AWAY IN THE SHIP? 380 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,330 I SUPPOSE IT IS TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE 381 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,253 THOUGH I AM ALREADY IN MY PAJAMAS. 382 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,248 I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE. 383 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,650 CAN ANYONE DRIVE STICK? 384 00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,345 I CAN-- 385 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,393 AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO PARALLEL PARK. 386 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:51,406 IF THEY TRY TO TAKE OFF, GIVE 'EM AN ASS FULL OF LASER. 387 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,665 PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF. 388 00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,065 TEN... 389 00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:57,847 [ Crowd ] NINE! 390 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,332 AMANIA! 391 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,372 SEVEN! 392 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,845 [ Gurgling ] 393 00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:03,325 FIVE! 394 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,505 FOUR. 395 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,460 THREE. 396 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,508 TWO. 397 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,683 ONE! 398 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,338 BLAST OFF! 399 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,509 [ Crowds Cheering ] 400 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:12,687 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 401 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,345 FIRE. FIRE! 402 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,397 I CAN'T SEE NOTHIN'. 403 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,219 PRETTY, THOUGH. 404 00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:28,619 W-WHA-- HEY, HEY! WHOA! 405 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,842 PHEW. 406 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,970 [ Leela ] YEAH! 407 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,361 [ Cheering ] 408 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:39,544 SO, I GUESS WITHOUT JOBS, WE'LL BE FUGITIVES FOREVER. 409 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,886 NOT NECESSARILY. 410 00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:43,114 ARE YOU THREE, BY ANY CHANCE 411 00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:46,203 INTERESTED IN BECOMING MY NEW SPACESHIP CREW? 412 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,384 NEW CREW? 413 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,550 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD CREW? 414 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,506 OH, THOSE POOR SONS OF-- BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 415 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,895 THE IMPORTANT THING IS, I NEED A NEW CREW. 416 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,519 ANYONE INTERESTED? 417 00:20:56,558 --> 00:20:58,338 YES. YES! 418 00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,476 THAT'S EXACTLY THE JOB I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 419 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,299 THANKS FOR THE OFFER, PROFESSOR 420 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:05,177 BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE PROPER CAREER CHIPS. 421 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,790 OH, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 422 00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:09,139 AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, I SAVED THE CHIPS 423 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,920 FROM MY PREVIOUS CREW. 424 00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,143 THIS IS AWESOME. 425 00:21:15,185 --> 00:21:17,185 ARE WE GOING TO FLY THROUGH SPACE 426 00:21:17,231 --> 00:21:20,151 FIGHTING MONSTERS AND TEACHING ALIEN WOMEN TO LOVE? 427 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:23,371 IF BY THAT YOU MEAN TRANSPORTING CARGO, THEN YES. 428 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:27,422 IT'S A LITTLE HOME BUSINESS I STARTED TO FUND MY RESEARCH. 429 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,590 COOL. WHAT'S MY JOB GOING TO BE? 430 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:33,335 YOU'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ENSURING THAT THE CARGO 431 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,338 REACHES ITS DESTINATION. 432 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,601 SO... I'M GOING TO BE A... DELIVERY BOY? 433 00:21:38,644 --> 00:21:40,434 EXACTLY. 434 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,817 ALL RIGHT! 435 00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:45,215 I'M A DELIVERY BOY!