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[ Fry ]
THIS IS AWESOME!

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I'VE BEEN WAITING
A THOUSAND YEARS

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TO SEE A BEASTIE
BOYS SHOW.

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CAN I GET ANYBODY A BEER?

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SURE.

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AH...

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[ Man ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
here to lay down

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some old, old, incredibly old
school beats, the Beastie Boys!

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[ Wheels Squeaking ]

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♪ WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU TELL ME
TO SMILE ♪

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♪ YOU STICK AROUND,
I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE ♪

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♪ LIKE NUMBERS BEYOND
WHAT YOU CAN DIAL ♪

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♪ MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE
SO VERSATILE ♪

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♪ "STYLE, PROFILE," I SAID ♪

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♪ IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK
WHEN I HEAR, "OOH, CHILD" ♪

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♪ FROM THE HUDSON RIVER... ♪

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IMPRESSIVE.

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THEY'RE BUSTING MAD RHYMES
WITH AN 80% SUCCESS RATE.

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I BELIEVE THAT
QUALIFIES AS ILL.

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AT LEAST FROM A
TECHNICAL STANDPOINT.

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[ Fry ]
WILL YOU GUYS
SHUT UP?

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I'M TRYING TO LOOK COOL.

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♪ ...FOR THE FLINTSTONE FLOP ♪♪ FLOP♪

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♪ TAMMY D GETS BIZ
ON THE CROPS ♪♪ CROPS♪

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♪ BEASTIE BOYS KNOWN TO LET
THE BEAT... MM, DROP? ♪

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OW! HOW'S IT GOING?

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OW! ENJOYING THE SHOW?

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OOH! OW!

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DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP
A T-SHIRT.

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WOW, AN OLD-
FASHIONED MOSH PIT.

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COME ON, GUYS.

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TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999...

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AGAIN.

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OW!

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HEY, WATCH IT!

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[ Karate Yell ]

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MAN, THESE GUYS ROCK
HARDER THAN EVER.

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♪ OH, MY ♪

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♪ IT'S A MIRAGE ♪

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♪ TELLING YOU
ALL IT'S A... ♪

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♪ SABOTAGE ♪

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♪ SABOTAGE, YEAH. ♪

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PEACE! WE OUT!

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[ Wheels Squeaking ]

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[ All Cheering ]

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HEY, BENDER.

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HEY, FENDER.

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MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

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YOU STILL WORKING AT
JACK IN THE BOX?

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NOT ANYMORE, BABY.

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I'M WITH THE BAND.

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OH-OH, YEAH.

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HEY, FELLAS

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I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY FRIENDS

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BENDER, FRY, AND LEELA.

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YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY NOT THAT
INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM.

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WOW, I LOVE
YOU GUYS.

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BACK IN THE
20th CENTURY

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I HAD ALL FIVE
OF YOUR ALBUMS.

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THAT WAS A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
NOW WE GOT SEVEN.

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COOL. CAN I BORROW
THE NEW ONES?

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AND A COUPLE OF BLANK TAPES?

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HEY, BENDER, WHY DON'T
WE DITCH THESE ORGAN SACKS

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AND HIT THE REAL PARTY?

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COUNT ME IN.
I'M GOING TO DRINK
TILL I REBOOT.

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[ Electrical Crackling ]

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HEY, WHAT KIND
OF PARTY IS THIS?

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THERE'S NO BOOZE
AND ONLY ONE HOOKER.

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DON'T BE A DRAG, MAN.

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WE'RE JACKING ON.

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O-O-O-H, Y-Y-YEAH!

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WANT A JOLT?

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UH, HEY, I'M NO SQUARE

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BUT ISN'T THAT COUNTER-INDICATED

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BY MY OPERATIONS MANUAL?

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[ All Laughing ]

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COME ON, BENDER.

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GRAB A JACK.

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I TOLD THESE GUYS
YOU WERE COOL.

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WELL, IF JACKING ON WILL MAKE
STRANGERS THINK I'M COOL

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I'LL DO IT.

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WHOA!

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[ Blubbering ]

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[ Psychedelic Sitar Music
Playing ]

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[ Swallowing Sounds ]

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EASY, BABY, YOU
DON'T WANT TO GET
HOOKED ON THIS STUFF.

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AH, NO NEED TO WORRY.
I DON'T HAVE
AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY.

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[ Glass Shatters ]

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[ Blubbering ]

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HEY, UH, BENDER,
WHAT ARE WE DOING

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IN THIS BAD NEIGHBORHOOD?

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SHUT UP, SQUARE!

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I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

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[ Whistling ]

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WRETCHED SINNER UNIT

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THE PATH TO ROBOT HEAVEN
LIES HERE

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IN THE GOOD BOOK 3.0.

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HEY, DO I PREACH TO YOU

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WHEN YOU'RE LYING
STONED IN THE GUTTER?

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NO.

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SO BEAT IT!

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TSK-TSK-TSK.

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WHO WAS THAT GUY?

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YOUR MAMA.

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NOW SHUT UP AND DRAG ME TO WORK.

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OUR ELECTRIC BILL IS
CLIMBING FASTER

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THAN A GREEN SNAKE
UP A SUGARCANE.

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OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE
'ROUND HERE

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BEEN WASTING A
WHOLE HEAP OF JUICE.

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PROBABLY YOU.ME?

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GOOD MORNING, BENDER.

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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
GET OFF MY BACK!

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WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

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IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER

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I'D ALMOST THINK HE
WAS ABUSING ELECTRICITY.

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BENDER? NO WAY.

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[ Electrical Crackling ]

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I DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE
NOTICED SOMETHING.

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BENDER, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM?

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ARE YOU JACKING ON IN THERE?

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NO! DON'T COME IN!

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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

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TODAY YOU'LL BE DELIVERING
A CRATE OF SUBPOENAS

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TO SICILY EIGHT,
THE MOB PLANET.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK!

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I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND.

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I KNOW BIG VINNIE SAID
HE WAS GIVING ME
THE KISS OF DEATH

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BUT I STILL THINK
HE WAS GAY.

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DID HE USE HIS TONGUE?

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A LITTLE.

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- ARE YOU OKAY, BENDER?
- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
GET OFF MY BACK!

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UH-OH. THERE SEEMS TO BE
AN ELECTRICAL DISTURBANCE

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IN THE COALSACK NEBULA.

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- A WHAT KIND OF A DISTURBANCE?
- ELECTRICAL.

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ANYWAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME CAREFUL PILOTING
TO AVOID IT.

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[ Metal Creaking ]

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[ Crazed Laughter ]

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WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

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WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT
INTO THE ELECTRIC FIELD.

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[ Fry ]
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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I FEEL WEIRD.

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COME ON, UNIVERSE!

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YOU BIG, MOSTLY EMPTY WUSS!

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GIVE ME ALL THE JUICE YOU GOT!

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[ Blubbering ]

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OH, MAMA.

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[ Moaning ]

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[ Loud Crash ]

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WHAT?

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[ Leela ]
BENDER, WE DIDN'T MIND

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YOUR DRINKING
OR YOUR KLEPTOMANIA

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OR YOUR PORNOGRAPHY RING.

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IN FACT, THAT'S
WHY WE LOVED YOU.

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BUT THIS ELECTRICITY ABUSE
CROSSED THE LINE.

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YOU ALMOST KILLED US.

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[ Fry ]
AND YOU MADE ME FEEL
LIKE A JERK FOR TRUSTING YOU.

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JUST LIKE WHEN MY FRIEND
RICHIE SWORE

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HE WASN'T TAKING DRUGS

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AND THEN HE SOLD ME
MY MOM'S VCR.

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AND THEN LATER, I FOUND OUT
HE WAS TAKING DRUGS.

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YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M A LOST CAUSE.

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[ Pipe Organ Music Playing ]

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MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.

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OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

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WHAT AM I DOING?!

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WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

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I SEE A LOT OF FANCY ROBOTS
HERE TODAY

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MADE OF REAL SHINY METAL.

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BUT THAT DON'T IMPRESS
THE ROBOT DEVIL, NO, SIR.

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NO, SIR!

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'CAUSE IF YOU'RE
A SINNER

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HE'S GOING TO PLUG
HIS INFERNAL MODEM IN THE WALL

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BELCHING SMOKE AND FLAME,
AND HE'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOU

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STRAIGHT TO ROBOT HELL.

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STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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SO I ASK YOU

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WHO WILL STAND UP
AND BE SAVED?

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WHO? WHO?!

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[ Weakly ]
ME.

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AND AS A FURTHER
COST-CUTTING MEASURE

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I HAVE ELIMINATED
THE SALTWATER COOLER.

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THIS IS A WITCH HUNT.

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[ Bender ]
♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING ♪

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♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. ♪

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GREETINGS, FRIENDS.

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DON'T WE ALL LOOK
NICE TODAY?

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GREAT. HE'S WHACKED OUT
ON ELECTRICITY AGAIN.

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NO, I'M WHACKED OUT ON LIFE.

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MY FRIENDS,
I FOUND RELIGION.

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RELIGION?

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IS THIS ANOTHER SCAM
TO GET FREE YARMULKES?

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GIVE HIM
A BREAK, FRY.

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IF THIS HELPS BENDER
CLEAN UP HIS ACT

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THEN I THINK WE SHOULD
BE SUPPORTIVE.

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[ All Agreeing ]

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WONDERFUL.

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THEN YOU'LL ALL COME TO MY
EXCEEDINGLY LONG

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UN-AIR-CONDITIONED BAPTISM
CEREMONY.

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UM...
OH, I...
UH...

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WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TO DELIVER BROTHER BENDER

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FROM THE COLD, STEEL GRIP
OF THE ROBOT DEVIL

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UNTO THE COLD, STEEL BOSOM
OF OUR CONGREGATION.

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TELL IT,
PREACHER!

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THAT EQUALS TRUE.

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BROTHER BENDER

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DO YOU ACCEPT THE PRINCIPLES
OF ROBOTOLOGY

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ON PAIN OF ETERNAL DAMNATION
IN ROBOT HELL?

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YES, I DO.

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THEN I WILL NOW BAPTIZE YOU.

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PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

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UH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

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COULD YOU TOUCH UP
THIS SEAM?

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[ Laughing ]

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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

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THE OLD BENDER NEVER WOULD
HAVE TAKEN US OUT TO DINNER.

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THE OLD BENDER'S GONE.

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HE WON'T TROUBLE YOU
ANYMORE.

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WOULD MONSIEUR CARE
TO SEE THE WINE LIST?

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NO POISON FOR US, THANKS.

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I'LL STICK WITH
GOOD OLD MINERAL OIL.

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AH. FUNCTIONAL.

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MM.
THAT'S MINE HERE.

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I'M HUNGRIER THAN A GREEN SNAKE
IN A SUGARCANE FIELD.

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FRIENDS, FRIENDS,
SURELY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT

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BEFORE WE SAY ROBOT GRACE.

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OH, MAN.
UH...

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IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS
GOOD AND LOGICAL

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WE GIVE THANKS FOR THE CHEMICAL
ENERGY WE ARE ABOUT TO ABSORB.

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TO QUOTE THE PROPHET JEREMATIC

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[ Droning ]
"ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO

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"ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-
ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-ONE...

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"ZERO-ZERO-ONE...

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ZERO-ONE-ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ONE...
TWO."

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AMEN.

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DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN EAT NOW?

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YES.

238
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:19,033
BUT FIRST, SINCE I LOVE
YOU ALL SO MUCH

239
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:22,172
I'D LIKE TO GIVE
EVERYONE HUGS.

240
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,724
COME HERE, FRY.

241
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,000
OH, UH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

242
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:30,620
[ Contented Sigh ]

243
00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:34,000
FRY, YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

244
00:12:36,309 --> 00:12:38,895
COME ON, EVERYONE
LINE UP FOR A HUG.

245
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,172
LET'S TEAR DOWN SOME
EMOTIONAL WALLS.

246
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:51,309
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO MY SHIP?

247
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,000
SANCTIFYING IT.

248
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:58,274
THERE. THAT OUGHT TO CONVERT
A FEW TAILGATERS.

249
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,309
BENDER'S STUPID RELIGION
IS DRIVING ME NUTS.

250
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,688
AMEN.

251
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:05,724
IF ONLY HE HAD JOINED
A MAINSTREAM RELIGION

252
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,172
LIKE OPRAH-ISM
OR VOODOO.

253
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,309
WE'VE GOT TO GET
THE OLD BENDER BACK.

254
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,309
AND I THINK I KNOW
A WAY TO DO IT.

255
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:14,793
WE HAVE TO REACQUAINT HIM
WITH A LITTLE THING
CALLED SLEAZE.

256
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,826
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SOMEBODY HIRED

257
00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:21,620
AN INTERSTELLAR
SPACESHIP

258
00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:24,000
TO DELIVER A PACKAGE
TO ATLANTIC CITY.

259
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,931
WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING,
ANYWAY?

260
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,758
UH... THIS.

261
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:30,172
WHERE ARE WE DELIVERING IT TO?

262
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,965
UH... HERE.

263
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,344
ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.

264
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,793
NOW BACK
TO THE OFFICE

265
00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:39,826
FOR AN ENJOYABLE EVENING
OF FASTING AND REPENTANCE.

266
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:42,481
WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT, BENDER.

267
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:45,379
AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE
WHY DON'T WE TAKE IN
SOME EXOTIC DANCING?

268
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:46,965
HEY, GREAT IDEA.

269
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,309
[ Gasps ]

270
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:52,309
BUT THOSE GIRLS
DON'T WEAR CASES.

271
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:55,344
YOU CAN SEE THEIR BARE CIRCUITS.

272
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,793
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.

273
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:59,965
MAYBE WE COULD EVEN DRINK
A LITTLE FORTIFIED WINE.

274
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,793
WHAT?!
DRINKING WINE IS A SIN--

275
00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,861
EVEN IF IT IS
DELICIOUSLY FORTIFIED.

276
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,136
HEY, BENDER, LOOK AT
THAT WOMAN'S PURSE.

277
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,551
IT'S HANGING BY
A SPAGHETTI STRAND.

278
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,758
THOU SHALT NOT SNATCH.

279
00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:15,413
AND THERE'S HOOKERBOT 5000.

280
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,309
SHE'S GOT A HEART
OF SOLID GOLD.

281
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,379
HEY, SAILING UNIT.

282
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,067
STOP TEMPTING ME!

283
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,931
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I HAVE INNER PEACE.

284
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,309
THAT'S FOR LOSERS.

285
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,447
COME ON, SIN YOUR HEART OUT.

286
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:29,309
GO NUTS.

287
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,413
LIVE A
LITTLE.

288
00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:32,102
COULD YOU HOLD MY
PURSE FOR A MINUTE?

289
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,793
GO FOR IT,
BENDER.

290
00:14:33,861 --> 00:14:35,793
YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO.

291
00:14:35,861 --> 00:14:37,274
WELL...

292
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,586
[ Disco Music Playing ]

293
00:14:40,654 --> 00:14:43,826
I'M THE GREATEST!

294
00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:48,344
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
THE OLD BENDER BACK.

295
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:51,413
YOU KNOW IT, PORKPIE.
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING--

296
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,620
[ Beeping ]

297
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,481
YOU KNOW, AS A MAJOR
HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR

298
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,758
I'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONS
TONIGHT FOR MY NEXT MOVIE.

299
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,067
AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL
YOUNG AND NAIVE

300
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:14,447
I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST
HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

301
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:15,758
[ Females Giggling ]

302
00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:16,965
[ Knocking On Door ]

303
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,172
HEY, I'M TRYING TO SCORE HERE.

304
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,136
CAN'T YOU READ THE
"DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN?

305
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,551
[ Grumbling ]

306
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,344
[ Gasps ]

307
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,895
NO! NO!

308
00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:36,793
GREETINGS,
BENDER.

309
00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:39,931
WELCOME TO ROBOT HELL.

310
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,447
[ Metal Clanking ]

311
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:44,172
[ Screaming ]

312
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,965
WHAT IN HELL HAPPENED
TO BENDER?

313
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,274
WELL, HE DIDN'T CHECK OUT.
THE ASHTRAY'S STILL HERE.

314
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:55,309
[ Chattering ]

315
00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:58,447
LOOK, NIBBLER'S CAUGHT THE SCENT
OF VODKA AND MOTOR OIL.

316
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:01,000
GO, BOY.
FOLLOW THAT STENCH.

317
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,931
I'M HALLUCINATING
THIS, RIGHT?

318
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,447
NO, BENDER.

319
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,861
ROBOT HELL IS
QUITE REAL.

320
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,895
HERE'S OUR BROCHURE.

321
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,724
BUT I DON'T BELONG HERE.

322
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,654
I DON'T LIKE THINGS
THAT ARE SCARY AND PAINFUL.

323
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,447
SORRY, BENDER.

324
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:24,758
YOU AGREED TO THIS WHEN
YOU JOINED OUR RELIGION.

325
00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:27,136
IF YOU SIN,
YOU GO TO ROBOT HELL...

326
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:28,688
FOR ALL ETERNITY.

327
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,965
AW, HELL... I MEAN HECK.

328
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,240
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

329
00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:33,688
YOU CAN SAY THAT HERE.

330
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,793
[ Chattering
Urgently ]

331
00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:39,895
WAIT, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE.

332
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,793
THEY SHUT IT DOWN AFTER
ALL THOSE PEOPLE

333
00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:43,620
CAUGHT SALMONELLA
FROM THE FLUME RIDE.

334
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,517
LOOK.

335
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:56,517
IT'S THE SYMBOL
OF BENDER'S
OLD RELIGION.

336
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,136
[ Beeps ]

337
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,274
UNBELIEVABLE.

338
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:04,378
IT'S AN ACTUAL,
FACTUAL ROBOT HELL.

339
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,826
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
HELL WOULD REALLY EXIST?

340
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,654
AND THAT IT WOULD BE
IN NEW JERSEY?

341
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,000
ACTUALLY...

342
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:12,689
[ Both Yelling ]

343
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,413
WE KNOW ALL YOUR
SINS, BENDER

344
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,309
AND FOR EACH ONE,
WE'VE PREPARED

345
00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:21,758
AN AGONIZING AND IRONIC
PUNISHMENT. GENTLEMEN?

346
00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:24,517
[ Playing Up-tempo Beat ]

347
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,826
AW, CRAP-- SINGING.

348
00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:28,826
MIND IF I SMOKE?

349
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,723
♪ CIGARS ARE EVIL,
YOU WON'T MISS 'EM ♪

350
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,550
♪ WE'LL FIND WAYS
TO SIMULATE THAT SMELL ♪

351
00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:39,136
♪ WHAT A SORRY FELLA ♪

352
00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,481
♪ ROLLED UP AND SMOKED
LIKE A PANATELA ♪

353
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:44,275
♪ HERE ON LEVEL ONE
OF ROBOT HELL ♪

354
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:50,792
♪ GAMBLING'S WRONG
AND SO IS CHEATING ♪

355
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,550
♪ SO IS FORGING PHONY I.O.U.s ♪

356
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:54,481
♪ LET'S LET LADY LUCK DECIDE ♪

357
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,792
♪ WHAT TYPE
OF TORTURE'S JUSTIFIED ♪

358
00:17:56,862 --> 00:18:00,172
♪ I'M PIT BOSS HERE
ON LEVEL TWO ♪

359
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,862
OOH, DEEP-FRIED ROBOT.

360
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,378
♪ JUST TELL ME WHY? ♪

361
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,654
♪ PLEASE READ THIS
55-PAGE WARRANT ♪

362
00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:07,309
♪ THERE MUST BE ROBOTS
WORSE THAN I ♪

363
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,136
♪ WE CHECKED AROUND,
THERE REALLY AREN'T ♪

364
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,103
♪ THEN PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN ♪

365
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,586
♪ MY CRIMES WERE MERELY
BOYISH PRANKS ♪

366
00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:16,034
♪ YOU STOLE FROM BOY SCOUTS,
NUNS AND BANKS ♪

367
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:18,205
♪ AW, DON'T BLAME ME,
BLAME MY UPBRINGING ♪

368
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,448
♪ PLEASE STOP SINNING
WHILE I'M SINGING ♪

369
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,689
♪ SELLING BOOTLEG TAPES
IS WRONG ♪

370
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,240
♪ MUSICIANS NEED THAT INCOME
TO SURVIVE ♪

371
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:28,931
♪ HEY, BENDER, GOING
TO MAKE SOME NOISE ♪

372
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,517
♪ WITH THE HARD DRIVE SCRATCHED
BY THE BEASTIE BOYS ♪

373
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:33,275
[ Scratching ]

374
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:36,619
♪ THAT'S WHATCHA, WHATCHA,
WHATCHA GET ON LEVEL FIVE ♪

375
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,000
[ Fry ]
♪ I DON'T FEEL WELL ♪

376
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,034
[ Leela ]
♪ IT'S UP TO US TO RESCUE HIM ♪

377
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:42,448
♪ MAYBE HE LIKES IT
HERE IN HELL ♪

378
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:44,689
♪ IT'S US
WHO TEMPTED HIM TO SIN ♪

379
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,895
♪ MAYBE HE'S BACK
AT THE MOTEL ♪

380
00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:48,619
♪ COME ON, FRY,
DON'T BE SCARED ♪

381
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,964
♪ I'M SURE AT LEAST
ONE OF US WILL BE SPARED ♪

382
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,826
♪ SO JUST SIT BACK,
ENJOY THE RIDE ♪

383
00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:55,103
[ Fry ]
♪ MY ASS HAS BLISTERS
FROM THE SLIDE ♪

384
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,103
♪ FENCING DIAMONDS,
FIXING COCKFIGHTS ♪

385
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,895
♪ PUBLISHING
INDECENT MAGAZINES ♪

386
00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,895
♪ YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY CRIME ♪

387
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:05,862
♪ KNEE-DEEP IN ELECTRIC SLIME ♪

388
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,172
♪ YOU'LL SUFFER TILL
THE END OF TIME ♪

389
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,586
♪ ENDURING TORTURES,
MOST OF WHICH RHYME ♪

390
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:15,000
♪ TRAPPED FOREVER HERE
IN ROBOT HELL. ♪

391
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,862
OF COURSE, THAT'S
JUST FOR STARTERS.

392
00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,586
[ Fry And Leela Screaming ]

393
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,517
[ Both Gasping ]

394
00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:25,895
BENDER, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?

395
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,136
NO. OH, THEY'RE TORMENTING ME

396
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:31,136
WITH UP-TEMPO
SINGING AND DANCING.

397
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,413
ALL RIGHT,
BEELZEBOT.

398
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,000
WHAT'LL IT GOING TO TAKE
TO GET OUR FRIEND BACK?

399
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,275
SORRY, BUT I HOLD
ALL THE CARDS HERE.

400
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,034
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

401
00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:42,309
NOW IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN
THIS FIDDLE CONTEST WAIVER...

402
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:45,275
WAIT. WHAT
FIDDLE CONTEST?

403
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:50,136
UH... THE FAIRNESS IN HELL ACT
OF 2275

404
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:53,172
REQUIRES ME TO INFORM YOU
THAT IF YOU CAN BEST ME

405
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,964
IN A FIDDLE CONTEST,
YOU WIN BACK BENDER'S SOUL.

406
00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:59,103
AS WELL AS A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE.

407
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:01,517
WOULDN'T A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE
WEIGH HUNDREDS OF POUNDS

408
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:02,723
AND SOUND CRUMMY?

409
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,172
WELL, IT'S MOSTLY FOR SHOW.

410
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,586
[ Whispers ]
DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO PLAY THE FIDDLE?

411
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,862
[ Whispers ]
NO, DO YOU?

412
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,619
NO, BUT I USED
TO PLAY THE DRUMS.

413
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:11,862
THEY'RE SORT
OF SIMILAR.

414
00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:13,172
WHAT HAPPENS
IF WE LOSE?

415
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,136
YOU'LL ONLY WIN A SMALLER
SILVER FIDDLE.

416
00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:18,862
ALSO, I GUESS I'LL
KILL ONE OF YOU...

417
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:19,895
HIM.

418
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:20,895
WE'LL DO IT.

419
00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:22,964
VERY WELL, THEN.

420
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,378
BEAT THIS.

421
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:28,586
[ Playing Complex
Classical Music ]

422
00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:34,792
WELL, WE'RE BONED.

423
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,172
YOUR TURN.

424
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,619
[ Clearing Throat ]

425
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,136
[ Discordant Screeching ]

426
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:45,000
HA!

427
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,895
TIME FOR THE DRUM SOLO.

428
00:20:47,964 --> 00:20:50,309
[ Falsetto Shrieking ]

429
00:20:50,378 --> 00:20:51,413
RUN!

430
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,481
STOP THEM!

431
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,895
THEY CHEATED!

432
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,517
[ Machine Gun Firing ]

433
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
[ Choir Singing ]
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪

434
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,619
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪

435
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,931
♪ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... ♪

436
00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:19,344
HURRY, BENDER.

437
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:22,654
I COULD IF YOU DROPPED
THE STUPID GOLD VIOLIN.

438
00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:24,586
OH, SORRY.

439
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:26,309
[ Shrieks ]

440
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:31,413
[ Cheering ]

441
00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,034
DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

442
00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:36,586
I'LL NEVER BE TOO GOOD
OR TOO EVIL AGAIN.

443
00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,067
FROM NOW ON,
I'LL JUST BE ME.

444
00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:40,723
UH, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD BE

445
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,619
JUST A LITTLE LESS
EVIL THAN THAT?

446
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,586
I DON'T KNOW.

447
00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:46,826
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SURVIVE
A 700-FOOT FALL?

448
00:21:46,895 --> 00:21:50,034
[ Fry ]
AH, GOOD OLD BENDER.

449
00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,931
[ Beastie Boys ]
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

450
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,895
♪ THIS ONE GOES OUT
TO MY MAN BENDER ♪

451
00:21:57,964 --> 00:22:00,481
♪ SENDING THIS ONE OUT ♪

452
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:03,826
♪ TO ALL MY PEOPLES
IN THE ROBOT HOMEWORLD ♪

453
00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:05,931
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

454
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,136
♪ FOR MY MAN DR. ZOIDBERG ♪

455
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:12,862
♪ OH, YEAH LIKE TO SHOUT OUT TO LEELA ♪

456
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,067
♪ FRY ♪

457
00:22:14,136 --> 00:22:16,413
♪ MY MAN BENDER ♪

458
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,895
♪ NIBBLER, NIBBLER
IN THE HOUSE ♪

459
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,723
♪ SHOUT OUT
TO ALL THE FUTURAMA. ♪