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[ Professor ]
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

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TOMORROW,
YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY

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TO EBOLA 9,
THE VIRUS PLANET.

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WHY CAN'T
THEY GO TODAY?

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BECAUSE TONIGHT'S
A SPECIAL NIGHT

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AND I WANT ALL OF YOU
TO BE ALIVE.

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IT'S THE ACADEMY OF INVENTORS
ANNUAL SYMPOSIUM.

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WOW, I LOVE SYMPOSIA.

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IT'S THE EVENT
OF THE SCIENTIFIC SEASON.

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EVERY MEMBER PRESENTS
AN INVENTION

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AND THE BEST ONE
WINS THE ACADEMY PRIZE.

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SOUNDS BORING.

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OH, MY, YES, BUT
NOT THIS YEAR

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BECAUSE MY LATEST
INVENTION IS UNBEATABLE.

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BEHOLD...

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THE DEATH CLOCK.

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SIMPLY JAM YOUR
FINGER IN THE HOLE

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AND THIS READOUT
TELLS YOU

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EXACTLY HOW LONG YOU
HAVE LEFT TO LIVE.

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DOES IT REALLY WORK?

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WELL, IT'S OCCASIONALLY
OFF BY A FEW SECONDS

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WHAT WITH
FREE WILL AND ALL.

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SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

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HOW LONG DO I
HAVE TO LIVE?

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[ Bell Dings ]

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[ Whistles ]

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OOH, DIBS
ON HIS CD PLAYER!

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[ Chattering ]

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WHO'S THE
GROSS NERD?

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THAT'S ME,
AT THE VERY FIRST SYMPOSIUM.

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I'M THE ACADEMY'S
OLDEST LIVING MEMBER, YOU KNOW.

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THESE YOUNGSTERS
ALL LOOK UP TO ME.

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[ Man ]
WELL, WELL, WELL...

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LOOK WHO DECIDED
TO SHOW HIS WRINKLED FACE.

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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, WERNSTROM?

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FACE IT, FARNSWORTH,
YOU'RE OVER THE HILL.

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IT'S TIME TO LEAVE SCIENCE
TO THE 120-YEAR-OLDS.

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YOU YOUNG TURKS THINK
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.

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I WAS INVENTING THINGS

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WHEN YOU WERE BARELY
TURNING SENILE.

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[ Laughs ]

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GO HOME BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS
YOURSELF, OLD MAN.

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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME

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I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP
BEFORE THE CEREMONIES.

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WHO'S THAT JERK?

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A HUNDRED YEARS AGO

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HE WAS MY MOST PROMISING
STUDENT AT MARS UNIVERSITY

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BUT THEN,
AFTER ONE FATEFUL POP QUIZ...

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"A-MINUS"?

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NO ONE GIVES OGDEN WERNSTROM
AN A-MINUS.

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I'M SORRY,
BUT PENMANSHIP COUNTS.

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I SWEAR I'LL
HAVE MY REVENGE

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IF IT TAKES ME
A HUNDRED YEARS.

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AND HERE IT IS

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SLIGHTLY OVER 99 YEARS LATER
AND STILL NO REVENGE.

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I'M ESSENTIALLY
IN THE CLEAR.

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[ Chattering ]

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I'VE BEEN PERUSING
YOUR FORTIFIED WINE LIST

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AND I'VE SELECTED
THE '71 HOBO'S DELIGHT,

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THE '57 CHATEAU PART-AY AND
THE '66 THUNDER-SCHEWITZ.

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EXQUISITE CHOICES, SIR.

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AND MIX THEM
ALL TOGETHER

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IN A BIG JUG.

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WELCOME TO THIS YEAR'S
ACADEMY SYMPOSIUM.

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I'M YOUR HOST, RON POPEIL--

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INVENTOR OF MR. MICROPHONE,
THE SPRAY-ON TOUPEE

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AND, OF COURSE, THE TECHNOLOGY

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TO KEEP HUMAN HEADS ALIVE
IN JARS.

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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

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WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LINEUP
OF INVENTORS TONIGHT

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STARTING WITH
THAT UP-AND-COMING YOUNG STAR

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OGDEN WERNSTROM.

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BOO!

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MORE WINE!

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DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS
OF THE ACADEMY

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I PRESENT TO YOU
THE REVERSE SCUBA SUIT.

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OBSERVE.

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FETCH.

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[ Thud ]

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[ Sloshing ]

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[ Thud ]

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NOW SIT.

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I SAID, "SIT."

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BAD FISH!

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[ Applause ]

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OH.

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DON'T WORRY,
PROFESSOR.

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IT'S NO COMPETITION
FOR YOUR DEATH CLOCK.

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AND WHAT WILL YOU BE PRESENTING
THIS EVENING, GRANDPA?

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LET'S JUST SAY

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IT'LL PUT YOU YOUNG
WHIPPERSNAPPERS

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IN YOUR PLACE.

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I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT AS LAME

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AS THAT DEATH CLOCK
YOU PRESENTED LAST YEAR.

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EH, "LAST YEAR," YOU SAY?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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OH, MY.

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DID IT PUT YOU YOUNG
WHIPPERSNAPPERS
IN YOUR PLACE?

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HARDLY.

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WE LAUGHED
UNTIL OUR TEETH FELL OUT.

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COME ALONG, CINNAMON.

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OH, DEAR.

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I'LL HAVE
TO INVENT SOMETHING NEW

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IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES--

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PERHAPS SOME SORT
OF DEATH CLOCK.

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UH, PROFESSOR?

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[ Jet Engine Revving ]

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[ Chopper Blades Whirring ]

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[ Murmuring ]

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OUR LAST PRESENTATION COMES
FROM OUR OLDEST MEMBER--

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PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH.

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PROFESSOR?

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[ Stammering ]

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JUST A SECOND.

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JUST A SECOND.

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PENCILS DOWN,
PRUNE FACE.

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[ Grumbles ]

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OH, YES, HERE I AM.

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OKAY, NOW. HELLO THERE.

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NOW, WE ALL KNOW TELESCOPES
ALLOW US TO SEE DISTANT OBJECTS

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BUT WHAT IF WE WANT
TO SMELL DISTANT OBJECTS?

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WELL, NOW WE CAN,

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THANKS TO MY NEW INVENTION--

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THE SMELLOSCOPE.

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[ Excited Murmuring ]

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THE ODOR TRAVELS PAST
THIS COFFEE STAIN HERE

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AROUND THE OLIVE PIT AND
INTO THIS CIGAR BURN...

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AND THIS APPEARS
TO BE A-A...

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DOODLE OF MYSELF
AS A COWBOY.

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[ Laughing ]

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BUT THE SMELLOSCOPE
IS BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU!

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THINK OF THE ASTRONOMICAL ODORS
YOU'LL SMELL, THANKS TO ME!

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[ Jeering Laughter ]

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OH, MY.

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[ Laughing ]

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I'VE WAITED A HUNDRED YEARS
FOR THIS, FARNSWORTH.

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I GIVE YOUR INVENTION
THE WORST GRADE IMAGINABLE--

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AN A-MINUS-MINUS!

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[ Laughing ]

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AND NOW FOR THE PRESENTATION
OF THE AWARD.

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LISTEN, FOLKS

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I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING
THIS PRIZE AWAY

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TO DR. WERNSTROM
FOR HIS FISH THINGY.

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[ Applause ]

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[ Sniffles ]

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OH.

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PERHAPS 149 IS JUST TOO
OLD TO BE A SCIENTIST.

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YEP.

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NO, PROFESSOR.
DON'T GIVE UP.

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THERE WERE PLENTY OF TIMES
IN MY CENTURY

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WHEN I WAS GOING TO GIVE UP,
BUT I NEVER DID. NEVER.

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HEY, ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?

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OH, I GIVE UP.

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BY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!

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I'M GOING TO BUILD
THAT SMELLOSCOPE.

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[ Professor ]
EUREKA!

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DID YOU BUILD
THE SMELLOSCOPE?

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NO. I REMEMBERED
THAT I BUILT ONE LAST YEAR.

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GO AHEAD, TRY IT.

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YOU'LL FIND
THAT EVERY HEAVENLY BODY HAS

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ITS OWN PARTICULAR SCENT.

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HERE, I'LL POINT IT AT JUPITER.

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[ Grinding ]

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[ Sniffing ]

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SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES.

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EXACTLY.

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AND NOW SATURN.

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[ Sniffing ]

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PINE NEEDLES.

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OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT.

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AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MAKE ME
SMELL URANUS.

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[ Laughing ]

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I DON'T GET IT.

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I'M SORRY, FRY

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BUT ASTRONOMERS
RENAMED URANUS IN 2620

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TO END THAT STUPID JOKE
ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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OH. WHAT'S IT CALLED NOW?

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URECTUM.

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HERE, LET ME LOCATE IT FOR YOU.

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HOW ABOUT--
[ Laughs ]

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NO, NO, I THINK I'LL
JUST SMELL AROUND
A BIT OVER HERE.

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[ Sniffing ]

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HMM.

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[ Sniffing ]

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HMM.

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[ Sniffing ]

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[ Retching ]

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WHAT IS IT?

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[ Sniffing ]

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OH, JEEZ, OH, MAN!

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REMARKABLE!

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A STENCH SO FOUL,
IT'S RIGHT OFF THE FUNK-OMETER.

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I DARESAY,
FRY MAY HAVE DISCOVERED

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THE SMELLIEST OBJECT
IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

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OOH! OOH!
NAME IT AFTER ME!

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[ Sniffing ]

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I THINK IT'S MOVING.

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HMM. PERHAPS THE COMPUTER
CAN CALCULATE ITS TRAJECTORY.

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MY GOD!

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WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US

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WITH ENOUGH FORCE
TO REDUCE THIS ENTIRE CITY

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TO A STINKY CRATER!

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WE HAVE LESS THAN 72 HOURS.

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[ All Gasping ]

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WELL, LET'S GET LOOTING.

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[ Whistling ]

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SO THIS THING'S GOING
TO DESTROY THE WHOLE CITY?

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WHAT THE HECK IS IT?

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AH, JUST AS I THOUGHT.

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THE ANSWER LIES IN THIS MOVIE
I FOUND ON THE INTERNET.

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[ Dramatic Music Playing ]

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[ Man ]
NEW YORK CITY: THE YEAR 2000.

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THE MOST WASTEFUL SOCIETY
IN THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY

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AND IT WAS RUNNING OUT
OF PLACES

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TO BURY ITS NEVER-ENDING
OUTPUT OF GARBAGE.

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THE LANDFILLS WERE FULL.

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NEW JERSEY WAS FULL.

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AND SO, UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS

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THE CITY PUT ITS GARBAGE
OUT TO SEA

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ON THE WORLD'S LARGEST BARGE.

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[ Whistling Tune ]

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THE REPULSIVE BARGE CIRCLED
THE OCEANS FOR 50 YEARS

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BUT NO COUNTRY WOULD
ACCEPT IT--

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NOT EVEN
THAT REALLY FILTHY ONE.

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YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN.

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FINALLY, IN 2052, THE CITY
USED ITS MOB CONNECTIONS

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TO OBTAIN A ROCKET
AND LAUNCH THE GARBAGE

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INTO OUTER SPACE.

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SOME EXPERTS CLAIM THE BALL
MIGHT RETURN TO EARTH SOMEDAY

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BUT THEIR CONCERNS
WERE DISMISSED

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AS DEPRESSING.

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WOW, YOU GOT THAT
OFF THE INTERNET?

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IN MY DAY, THE INTERNET
WAS ONLY USED

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TO DOWNLOAD
PORNOGRAPHY.

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ACTUALLY, THAT'S STILL TRUE.

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Now that the garbage
is in space, Doctor

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perhaps you can help me
with my sexual inhibitions.

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With gusto.

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AW.

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SO THAT'S
THE SITUATION.

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DUE TO THE SHORTSIGHTEDNESS
OF OLD NEW YORK

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NEW NEW YORK IS GOING
TO BE DESTROYED

243
00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,724
BY A GIANT BALL OF GARBAGE.

244
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:18,344
FRY, WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU PEOPLE
THINKING BACK THEN?

245
00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:20,654
HOW COULD YOU JUST
THROW YOUR GARBAGE AWAY?

246
00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:22,172
HEY, HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK.

247
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,551
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?

248
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,240
WE RECYCLE EVERYTHING.

249
00:10:25,309 --> 00:10:27,861
ROBOTS ARE MADE
FROM OLD BEER CANS.

250
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,274
YEAH, AND THIS
BEER CAN

251
00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:30,861
IS MADE OUT
OF OLD ROBOTS.

252
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,724
AND THAT SANDWICH
YOU'RE EATING

253
00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:34,965
IS MADE FROM OLD
DISCARDED SANDWICHES.

254
00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,758
NOTHING JUST GETS
THROWN AWAY.

255
00:10:36,826 --> 00:10:38,931
THE FUTURE IS DISGUSTING.

256
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,931
TYPICAL 20th-CENTURY
ATTITUDE.

257
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,447
HEY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

258
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,481
TO CRITICIZE
THE 20th CENTURY.

259
00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:46,895
WE GAVE THE WORLD
THE LIGHTBULB, THE STEAMBOAT

260
00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:48,206
AND THE COTTON GIN.

261
00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:50,895
THOSE THINGS ARE ALL
FROM THE 19th CENTURY.

262
00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:54,172
YEAH, WELL,
THEY PROBABLY
JUST COPIED US.

263
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,447
PLEASE, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR THIS NOW.

264
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:57,758
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

265
00:10:57,826 --> 00:10:59,551
WE MUST WARN THE MAYOR.

266
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,620
[ Man ]
GARBAGE BALL, HUH?

267
00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:03,344
THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.

268
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,861
VERY SERIOUS,
MAYOR POOPENMEYER.

269
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,309
I GOT BE SURE THIS ISN'T
ANOTHER SCIENTIFIC FRAUD

270
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:11,344
LIKE GLOBAL WARMING
OR SECONDHAND SMOKE.

271
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,413
SEND IN MY
SCIENCE ADVISOR.

272
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,654
WERNSTROM!

273
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,067
WELL, WELL, WELL.

274
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,309
COME TO PRESENT YOUR LATEST
NAPKIN, PROFESSOR?

275
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,172
NO, I'M HERE BECAUSE
A GIANT TRASH BALL

276
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,172
IS HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR US.

277
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,826
SMELL FOR YOURSELF.

278
00:11:29,826 --> 00:11:31,447
[ Sniffs ]

279
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:33,240
HOLY-- GEE!

280
00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:35,172
THAT SMELL COULD
BE ANYTHING--

281
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:39,033
A FAULTY STENCH COIL, SOME
CHEESE ON THE LENS, WHO KNOWS?

282
00:11:39,102 --> 00:11:42,688
MR. MAYOR, WE JUST GOT THIS
TRANSMISSION FROM NEPTUNE.

283
00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:46,172
[ Man Gagging ]
Giant garbage ball...

284
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,688
passed close by.

285
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:50,447
Horrible stench!

286
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,309
[ Gagging ]

287
00:11:55,102 --> 00:11:58,240
THE TRANSMISSION
CUTS OUT THERE, SIR.

288
00:11:58,309 --> 00:12:00,136
[ Gagging Continues ]

289
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:03,586
NO, I GUESS IT KEEPS GOING.

290
00:12:03,654 --> 00:12:06,654
[ Gagging And Retching ]

291
00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,033
THERE WE GO.

292
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,033
MY GOD!
THE SENILE OLD MAN IS RIGHT!

293
00:12:11,102 --> 00:12:12,344
DO YOU MEAN
HIM OR ME?

294
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,793
HIM.
OH.

295
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,240
Next: New New York in crisis.

296
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:20,517
Morbo?

297
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:21,931
Thanks, human female.

298
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,895
Puny earthlings
were shocked today

299
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,413
to learn that a ball of garbage
will destroy

300
00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:28,517
their pathetic city
of New New York.

301
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:31,102
Makes me glad we live
here in Los Angeles.

302
00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:32,688
Morbo agrees.

303
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:35,447
[ Both Laughing ]

304
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,136
[ Leela ]
CAN'T WE JUST

305
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,688
SHOOT A MISSILE AT IT?

306
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,206
WE'VE SIMULATED THAT
ON A SUPERCOMPUTER

307
00:12:41,274 --> 00:12:43,413
BUT THE BALL IS JUST
TOO DAMN GOOEY.

308
00:12:43,481 --> 00:12:45,586
A MISSILE WOULD GO
RIGHT THROUGH IT.

309
00:12:45,654 --> 00:12:46,965
[ Squishing ]

310
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,481
BUT SUPPOSE WE SENT A CREW
TO PLANT AN EXPLOSIVE

311
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,481
PRECISELY ON
THE FAULT LINE

312
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,724
BETWEEN THIS MASS
OF COFFEE GROUNDS

313
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,826
AND THIS DEPOSIT
OF AMERICA ONLINE FLOPPY DISKS.

314
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,136
IN THEORY, IT COULD WORK.

315
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,688
UH, IN THEORY, PERHAPS

316
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:06,481
BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A CREW
WILLING TO TAKE ON A MISSION

317
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,033
SO SUICIDALLY DANGEROUS.

318
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,274
AW, CRAP.

319
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,274
[ Farnsworth ]
NOW YOU'LL ONLY HAVE
ONE CHANCE

320
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,413
TO DESTROY THE BALL.

321
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:15,826
AFTER THAT

322
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,688
IT WILL BE SO CLOSE TO EARTH
THAT BLOWING IT UP

323
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,758
WOULD CAUSE GARBAGE TO RAIN
OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET

324
00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:23,379
KILLING BILLIONS.

325
00:13:23,447 --> 00:13:24,793
AW, BOO-HOO.

326
00:13:24,861 --> 00:13:27,000
NOW HERE'S THE BOMB
I'VE PREPARED.

327
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,309
ONCE YOU ACTIVATE IT

328
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:30,551
YOU'LL HAVE 25 MINUTES
TO GET AWAY.

329
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,758
THAT'S ALL? BUT--

330
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:33,240
NOW, NOW.

331
00:13:33,309 --> 00:13:35,551
THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME
TO DISCUSS YOUR OBJECTIONS

332
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:36,758
WHEN AND IF YOU RETURN.

333
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:50,931
ODOR AT MAGNITUDE EIGHT.

334
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,413
[ All Gagging ]

335
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:53,413
MAGNITUDE 12.

336
00:13:53,481 --> 00:13:54,758
[ Gagging And Retching ]

337
00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:56,481
MAGNITUDE 31.

338
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,000
WE'RE BREAKING UP.

339
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:00,620
TURN ON THE ANTI-SMELL DEVICE.

340
00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:02,758
[ Hissing ]

341
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:05,309
[ Fry ]
HMM, SPORTY.

342
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:08,586
[ Squishing ]

343
00:14:08,654 --> 00:14:10,688
WOW!

344
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:13,274
[ Leela ]
LOOK AT ALL THIS FILTH.

345
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,000
[ Fry ]
IT'S NOT FILTH.

346
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,654
IT'S A GLORIOUS MONUMENT

347
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:19,379
TO THE ACHIEVEMENTS
OF THE 20th CENTURY.

348
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,206
LOOK, A REAL BEANIE BABY.

349
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,551
OH, A MR. SPOCK
COLLECTORS' PLATE.

350
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:24,551
[ Gasps ]

351
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,517
SOME BART SIMPSON DOLLS.

352
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,517
Eat my shorts.

353
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,413
OKAY.

354
00:14:32,481 --> 00:14:34,481
MMM, SHORTS.

355
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:37,102
FRY, THIS STUFF
WAS GARBAGE WHEN
IT WAS NEW.

356
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,620
LET'S BLOW IT
UP ALREADY.

357
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,136
THIS JUNK ISN'T GARBAGE.

358
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,861
I CAN DIG
IN ANY RANDOM PILE

359
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,481
AND FIND
SOMETHING GREAT.

360
00:14:46,274 --> 00:14:48,136
[ Choking ]

361
00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:53,758
[ Gasping ]

362
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,688
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET TO WORK.

363
00:15:00,136 --> 00:15:02,826
LET'S SEE.

364
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:04,688
IF THAT'S HYPODERMIC RIDGE

365
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,000
THEN THE BOMB MUST GO
RIGHT HERE.

366
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,033
GET READY TO RUN.

367
00:15:12,102 --> 00:15:13,379
WE'VE GOT 25 MINUTES.

368
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,724
UH, 15 MINUTES.

369
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,586
FIVE MINUTES.

370
00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,481
SIX-H MINUTES?

371
00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,517
HMM.

372
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,724
THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

373
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,895
THE PROFESSOR PUT
THE COUNTER ON UPSIDE DOWN.

374
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,447
THAT IDIOT.

375
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,274
IT WASN'T SET FOR 25 MINUTES.

376
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:32,931
IT WAS SET FOR 52 SECONDS.

377
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,931
[ Screaming ]

378
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,379
WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

379
00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,688
RIGHT?
RIGHT.

380
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,172
[ Screaming ]

381
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,206
IT'S GOING TO BLOW!

382
00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:48,033
[ Panicked Yelping ]

383
00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:50,172
HEY, WATCH IT!

384
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,758
YOU'LL PUT
SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!

385
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,654
OKAY, OKAY,
KEEP YOUR SPACE PANTS ON.

386
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:54,931
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THIS.

387
00:15:58,413 --> 00:15:59,654
[ Sputtering ]

388
00:16:02,826 --> 00:16:04,102
[ Relieved Sighs ]

389
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,517
WE'RE SAVED.

390
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:08,517
YEAH, BUT THIS GARBAGE BALL'S
UNSTOPPABLE NOW.

391
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:10,172
NEW NEW YORK IS DONE FOR.

392
00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:15,724
[ Jeering ]

393
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,517
All in all,
this is one day

394
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,965
Mittens the kitten
won't soon forget.

395
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,379
[ Chuckling ]

396
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,861
[ Chuckling ]

397
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,861
Kittens give
Morbo gas.

398
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,000
In lighter news

399
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,654
the city of New New York is
doomed.

400
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:32,895
Blame rests with known human
Professor Hubert Farnsworth

401
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,102
and his tiny inferior brain.

402
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:39,826
OH, HOW COULD I HAVE PUT
THAT BOMB TIMER ON UPSIDE DOWN?

403
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,758
I COULD SWEAR I FOLLOWED

404
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,620
THE MANUAL PRECISELY.

405
00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:46,344
I'M A DRIED-UP HUSK
OF A SCIENTIST.

406
00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:48,067
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

407
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:49,620
NO, IT'S MY FAULT, TOO.

408
00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:51,033
I'M SURE I THREW OUT

409
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:53,895
MORE THAN MY SHARE
OF THAT TRASH UP THERE.

410
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,551
ALSO, ONE MONTH,
MY TOILET BROKE

411
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,826
AND I JUST WENT
STRAIGHT IN THE GARBAGE CAN.

412
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,379
AW!

413
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:00,758
LEELA WAS RIGHT.

414
00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:04,240
THE PEOPLE OF
THE 20th CENTURY
WERE IDIOTIC SLOBS.

415
00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:05,586
ESPECIALLY ME.

416
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:07,413
ENOUGH. YOU ALL
FAILED MISERABLY.

417
00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:09,689
IT'S TIME TO PUT
A REAL SCIENTIST IN CHARGE.

418
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,448
WERNSTROM!

419
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,826
THE VERY SAME.

420
00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:16,240
DR. WERNSTROM, CAN
YOU SAVE MY CITY?

421
00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,378
OF COURSE,
BUT IT'LL COST YOU.

422
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,689
FIRST, I'LL NEED TENURE.

423
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:20,550
DONE.

424
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,826
AND A BIG RESEARCH GRANT.

425
00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:22,586
YOU GOT IT.

426
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:23,689
ALSO ACCESS TO A LAB

427
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,275
AND FIVE GRADUATE STUDENTS--

428
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,931
AT LEAST THREE OF THEM CHINESE.

429
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,619
ALL RIGHT, DONE.

430
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,481
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

431
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,758
WHAT PLAN?

432
00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:33,103
I'M SET FOR LIFE.

433
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,240
AU REVOIR, SUCKERS.

434
00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:36,550
THAT RAT.

435
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:37,895
DO SOMETHING.

436
00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:40,172
I WISH I COULD,
BUT HE'S GOT TENURE.

437
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,517
[ All Sniffing ]

438
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:42,826
[ All ]
EWW!

439
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,826
[ Screaming ]

440
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,413
[ Slurping ]

441
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:58,344
IT'S TIME TO TAKE ACTION.

442
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:00,689
STEPHANIE,
CANCEL THE MAID FOR TODAY.

443
00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,205
HAVE HER COME TOMORROW.

444
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,895
WELL, I'M OUT
OF IDEAS.

445
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:05,309
ANYONE?

446
00:18:05,378 --> 00:18:06,517
WAIT.

447
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,413
IF WE COULD BUILD AN OBJECT

448
00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:10,034
THE EXACT SIZE, DENSITY

449
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,205
AND CONSISTENCY
OF THE GARBAGE BALL

450
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,517
IT MIGHT JUST KNOCK
THE BALL AWAY

451
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,550
WITHOUT SMASHING
IT TO BITS.

452
00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:18,931
BUT WHERE CAN WE
FIND A SUBSTANCE

453
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,136
THE EXACT DENSITY AND
CONSISTENCY AS GARBAGE?

454
00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:23,550
ALAS, I DON'T KNOW.

455
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,550
UH, WHAT ABOUT GARBAGE?

456
00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:26,895
GOOD LORD!

457
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,586
A SECOND BALL OF GARBAGE.

458
00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:29,964
THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

459
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,758
BUT GARBAGE
ISN'T SOMETHING

460
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:34,240
YOU JUST FIND LYING
IN THE STREETS OF MANHATTAN.

461
00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:36,550
THIS CITY'S BEEN GARBAGE-FREE
FOR 500 YEARS.

462
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:38,481
WELL, THEN IT'S TIME
TO MAKE SOME MORE.

463
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,826
MAKE GARBAGE?

464
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:41,172
BUT HOW?

465
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,136
STAND BACK AND WATCH THE MASTER.

466
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,413
THIS SLURM CAN--

467
00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:48,000
NOW IT'S GARBAGE.

468
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,000
THESE PAPERS--

469
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,172
GARBAGE.

470
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,481
THIS PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE--

471
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,205
PURE GARBAGE.

472
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,172
NOW YOU TRY IT.

473
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,000
BY GOD, I THINK
THE BOY'S GOT SOMETHING.

474
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,205
COME ON, EVERYONE.

475
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,240
THE FATE OF
THE CITY'S
AT STAKE.

476
00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:07,344
GOOD.

477
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,619
DON'T FINISH
THAT CRULLER.

478
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,619
THROW IT AWAY.

479
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,792
BENDER, DRINK THAT BEER

480
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,448
AND DROP THE BOTTLE
ON THE GROUND.

481
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:13,826
VERY NICE.

482
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,550
GET THAT ROBOT
SOME MORE BEER.

483
00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:16,654
HMM?

484
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:17,723
WE'VE TRASHED THIS ROOM

485
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:18,895
BUT THAT'S JUST A START.

486
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,172
WE'VE GOT TO GET FRY'S

487
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,517
MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE.

488
00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:24,413
People of New New York

489
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,723
take a lesson
from the 20th century--

490
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,240
stop all this
pain-in-the-ass recycling

491
00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:31,586
and throw your garbage
on the floor.

492
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:34,758
Go ahead, just chuck it
any old place like I used to.

493
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:36,586
Your city is counting on you.

494
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,792
[ Farnsworth ]
IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT

495
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:53,895
THIS GARBAGE BALL WILL KNOCK
THE OTHER GARBAGE BALL

496
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:55,309
DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.

497
00:19:55,378 --> 00:19:57,586
AND IF MY
CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT

498
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,758
WE'RE ALL GOING
TO DIE HORRIBLY.

499
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:01,103
[ Laughing ]

500
00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,792
[ Laughter Subsides ]

501
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,413
ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYONE.

502
00:20:04,481 --> 00:20:05,792
PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.

503
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:10,309
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO,

504
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:14,344
THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX--

505
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,448
JUST FIRE THE DAMN THING.

506
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,931
[ Fry ]
OOPS.

507
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,448
[ Heart Beating ]

508
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:38,758
- [ One Heartbeat ]
- [ Drum Beating ]

509
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:51,931
[ Sniffing ]

510
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,689
BURNING GARBAGE.

511
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,034
IT WORKED!

512
00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,964
[ Cheering ]

513
00:20:58,034 --> 00:21:00,619
AND SO, ON BEHALF
OF THE ENTIRE CITY

514
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:03,172
I THANK YOU,
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH.

515
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,344
I NOW PRESENT YOU
WITH THE ACADEMY PRIZE

516
00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,517
WHICH WE CONFISCATED
FROM DR. WERNSTROM

517
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,103
AFTER IT BECAME APPARENT
THAT HE WAS A JACKASS.

518
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,517
[ Applause ]

519
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:14,689
YES! IN YOUR FACE,
WERNSTROM!

520
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,103
I'LL GET YOU, FARNSWORTH

521
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:18,309
EVEN IF IT TAKES ANOTHER
HUNDRED YEARS.

522
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,689
[ Angry Grunts ]

523
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:23,034
AND, FRY, WE OWE YOU
A TREMENDOUS DEBT AS WELL.

524
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:26,413
WERE IT NOT FOR
YOUR 20th-CENTURY
GARBAGE-MAKING SKILLS

525
00:21:26,481 --> 00:21:29,309
WE'D ALL BE BURIED
UNDER 20th-CENTURY GARBAGE.

526
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:31,689
[ Applause ]

527
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,931
SHOULD WE REALLY
BE CELEBRATING?

528
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,689
I MEAN, WHAT IF
THIS SECOND GARBAGE BALL

529
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:37,448
RETURNS TO EARTH
LIKE THE FIRST ONE DID?

530
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:38,826
WELL, WHO CARES?

531
00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:41,758
THAT WON'T BE FOR
HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

532
00:21:41,826 --> 00:21:44,550
EXACTLY. IT'S NONE
OF OUR CONCERN.

533
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:47,067
THAT'S THE 20th-
CENTURY SPIRIT.

534
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:48,758
[ Cheering ]

535
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:58,275
♪ WE'LL MEET AGAIN ♪

536
00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:01,964
♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE ♪

537
00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:05,413
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHEN ♪

538
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:10,689
♪ BUT I KNOW
WE'LL MEET AGAIN ♪

539
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:14,586
♪ SOME SUNNY DAY ♪

540
00:22:17,481 --> 00:22:23,895
♪ OH, KEEP SMILING THROUGH... ♪