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[ Springs Squeaking ]

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[ Squeaking Continues ]

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[ Exasperated Sigh ]

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

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THEY'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS!

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GIVE IT A REST, YOU TWO!

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[ Squeaking ]

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SORRY!

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[ Snoring, Whistling ]

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GOOD MORNING,
CLASS.

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I TRUST YOU'VE ALL PREPARED
FOR TODAY'S FINAL EXAM.

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UH, EXCUSE ME.

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I MISSED
A FEW LECTURES.

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UH, WHAT SUBJECT
IS THIS?

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ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ALGEBRA.

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[ Gasps ]
WHAT A NIGHTMARE!

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MR. FRY,
ARE THOSE YOUR UNDERPANTS?

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[ Gasps ]

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[ All Laughing ]

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YOUNG MAN, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU LEARNED A LESSON

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ABOUT LIGHTSPEED BRAND BRIEFS.

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[ Announcer ]
LIGHTSPEED FITS
TODAY'S ACTIVE LIFESTYLE

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WHETHER YOU'RE ON THE JOB

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OR HAVING FUN.

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LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS--

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STYLE AND COMFORT
FOR THE DISCRIMINATING CROTCH.

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OH!

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WHAT A WEIRD DREAM.

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I'LL NEVER GET BACK TO SLEEP.

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[ Snoring, Whistling ]

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SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY BROADCAST COMMERCIALS
INTO PEOPLE'S DREAMS?

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OF COURSE.

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BUT HOW IS
THAT POSSIBLE?

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IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

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THE AD GETS
INTO YOUR BRAIN

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JUST LIKE THIS LIQUID
GETS INTO THIS EGG.

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ALTHOUGH IN REALITY

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IT'S NOT LIQUID,
BUT GAMMA RADIATION.

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THAT'S AWFUL.

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IT'S LIKE BRAINWASHING.

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DIDN'T YOU HAVE ADS
IN THE 20th CENTURY?

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WELL, SURE,
BUT NOT IN OUR DREAMS--

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ONLY ON TV AND RADIO...

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AND IN MAGAZINES...

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AND MOVIES...

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AND AT BALL GAMES...

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AND ON BUSES

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AND MILK CARTONS AND T-SHIRTS
AND BANANAS

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AND WRITTEN ON THE SKY

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BUT NOT IN DREAMS.

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NO, SIRREE.

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QUIT SQUAWKING,
FLESHWAD.

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NOBODY'S FORCING YOU
TO BUY ANYTHING.

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YEAH. I MEAN,
WE ALL HAD COMMERCIALS
IN OUR DREAMS

55
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BUT YOU DON'T SEE US
RUNNING OFF TO BUY
BRAND-NAME MERCHANDISE

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AT LOW, LOW PRICES.

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HI. CARE TO SAMPLE
THE LATEST FRAGRANCE

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FROM CALVIN CLONE?

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NO, THANKS.

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[ Screams, Grumbling ]

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AND YOU, SIR?

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NO, THANKS. I--

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[ Gagging ]

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WHAT A LOVELY FACE.

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WE JUST NEED TO
DRAW ATTENTION

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AWAY FROM THE EYE AREA.

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[ Short Laser Burst ]

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[ Annoyed Groan ]

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COOL.

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CAN I TRY THESE ON
BEFORE I BUY THEM?

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I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET
YOU OPEN THE PACKAGE

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BUT YOU CAN TRY ON
THE DEMO PAIR.

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OOH.

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HO-HO-HO.

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[ Groans ]

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[ Cans Clattering ]

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HEY, BENDER.
GREAT NEW SWEATER.

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UH, "NEW"?
WHAT SWEATER?

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I CAME IN WITH IT!

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I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.

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$30, PLEASE.

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$30? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

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UNLESS--

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DO YOU TAKE VISA?

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VISA HASN'T EXISTED
FOR 500 YEARS.

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AMERICAN EXPRESS?

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600 YEARS.

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DISCOVER CARD?

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MMM, SORRY,
WE DON'T TAKE DISCOVER.

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HEY...

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HE'S SPRINGING
FOR LIGHTSPEEDS?

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- PRETTY RITZY.
- NO, I CAN'T AFFORD THEM.

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BEING POOR SUCKS.

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WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS

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WHERE THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD?

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QUIET. THERE'S
AN AD COMING ON.

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Hello, shoppers.

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It's me, Mom.

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HEY, WHO'S
THE ROCKER JOCKEY?

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GUH! IT'S MOM--

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THE WORLD'S MOST HUGGABLE
INDUSTRIALIST.

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Call me old-fashioned

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but when my robot
starts to squeak

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like an old screen door, well,
that's when I reach for a can

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of Mom's Old-Fashioned
Robot Oil.

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[ Bender ]
OOH, TASTY.

107
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And remember: Mom's Oil is made
with 10% more love

108
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than the next leading brand.

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[ Announcer ]
"Mom," "love" and "screen door"

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are registered trademarks
of MomCorp.

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[ Squeaking ]

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HEY, BENDER,
SOUNDS LIKE YOU

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COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT OIL.

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HAMBONED.

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FREEZE, SCUZZBOT!

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UH, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN

117
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SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE HERE.

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I'M SURE THERE'S--

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I SAY, I'M SURE THERE'S--

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[ Crash ]

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THAT IS, I'M SURE THERE'S...

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A VERY...

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REASONABLE--

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DO WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY BENDER'S FINE?

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78... 79... 79.50.

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CRUD. WE'RE 50 CENTS SHORT.

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I'D LOVE TO CHIP IN,
BUT BENDER STOLE MY WALLET.

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HEY, THAT'S MY OLD BANK.

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MAYBE MY ACCOUNT'S STILL OPEN.

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HMM. WE DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE YOUR RETINA SCAN

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YOUR FINGERPRINT OR YOUR
COLONIC MAP ON FILE.

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YEAH, WELL, I DID OPEN
THE ACCOUNT

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OVER A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

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WHAT ABOUT MY A.T.M. CARD?

135
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DO YOU STILL REMEMBER
YOUR PIN NUMBER?

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SURE. IT'S THE PRICE OF
A CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA

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BACK WHERE
I USED TO WORK--

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PINUCCI'S PIZZA.

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OKAY. YOU HAD A BALANCE
OF 93 CENTS.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AT AN AVERAGE OF 2 1/4
PERCENT INTEREST

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OVER A PERIOD OF 1,000 YEARS

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THAT COMES TO...

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$4.3 BILLION.

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[ Hyperventilating ]

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[ Gurgling ]

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[ Body Hits Floor ]

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TO FRY.

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I KNOW FRY'S RICH

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BUT DO WE REALLY HAVE
TO WEAR THESE TOP HATS?

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MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
JUST HOW RICH HE IS.

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IN FACT, I THINK
I BETTER PUT ON A MONOCLE.

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[ Contented Moaning ]

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[ Contented Moan ]

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[ Fry ]
PIZZA DINNER ON ME.

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[ All Cheering ]

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JUST KEEP THE TAB
UNDER $50 MILLION.

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YO. [ Whistles ]
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

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WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
YOUS GUYS WANT?

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UH, YEAH, WE'LL HAVE, UH, ONE
WITH EVERYTHING BUT ANCHOVIES

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AND, UH, ONE WITH
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TOPPING--

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ANCHOVIES.

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[ Droning ]
INVALID SELECTION.

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[ New York Accent ]
YO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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ANCHOVIES. YOU KNOW...

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THOSE LITTLE HEADLESS FISH?

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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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I'M SORRY, FRY,
BUT THE ANCHOVY

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HAS BEEN EXTINCT
SINCE THE 2200s.

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- WHAT?
- OH, MY, YES,
FISHED TO DEATH--

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JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOUR PEOPLE ARRIVED ON EARTH

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WASN'T IT, ZOIDBERG?

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I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE.

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SO NONE OF YOU HAS
EVER HAD ANCHOVIES?

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OH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

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THEY'RE ALL SALTY AND OILY,
AND THEY MELTED IN YOUR MOUTH--

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STOP! STOP!
I ADMIT IT.

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MY PEOPLE ATE THEM ALL.

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WE KEPT SAYING,
"ONE MORE CAN'T HURT."

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AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.

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WE'RE SORRY!

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[ Sighs ]

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I JUST WISH I COULD
HAVE SHOWED YOU GUYS

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HOW GREAT THEY WERE.

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I MAY BE RICH, BUT I
STILL CAN'T BUY BACK

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ALL THE THINGS I MISS
FROM THE 20th CENTURY.

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MAYBE YOU'RE FORGETTING
JUST HOW RICH YOU ARE.

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HUH? HUH?

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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I KNOW YOU SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS PLACE, FRY

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BUT IT'S AWFULLY PRIMITIVE.

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THE FLOORS ARE MADE
OF SUCH HARD WOOD.

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HEY, GET A LOAD
OF THIS PATHETIC
20th-CENTURY TV.

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00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,682
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT?

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WELL, ASIDE FROM
CAUSING EYE CANCER

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THESE THINGS HAD A LOUSY,
LOW-DEFINITION PICTURE.

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THAT'S TRUE.

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00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,289
ON A TV LIKE THIS,
I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN

200
00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,591
MAKE OUT MY OBSCENE TATTOO.

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[ Whistles ]

202
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THAT'S CUTE.

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SOLD!

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YES!

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I JUST DON'T GET IT.

206
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,402
WHO WAS THIS TED DANSON

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00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,572
AND WHY WOULD YOU PAY
$10,000 FOR HIS SKELETON?

208
00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,407
I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR A SITCOM.

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AH, LEAVE HIM
ALONE, LEELA.

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SO HE'S GOING A LITTLE WACKO
WITH HIS MONEY.

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00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:39,879
THAT'S OKAY.

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00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,048
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT

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'CAUSE HE BOUGHT YOU
THAT ANTIQUE ROBOT TOY.

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[ Laughs ]

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YEAH.

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IT IS CUTE.

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[ Screams ]

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NOW, OUR FINAL ITEM:

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THIS UNOPENED CAN

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OF ANGRY NORWEGIAN BRAND
ANCHOVIES, CIRCA 1997.

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ANCHOVIES?

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THE LAST KNOWN CAN
IN EXISTENCE

223
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,669
GUARANTEED FRESH
AND EDIBLE.

224
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,571
DO I HEAR $10,000?

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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,105
$15,000.

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00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,573
20.

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00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,475
30. NO, 40.

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00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:12,245
$50,000.
[ Crowd Murmuring ]

229
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,480
ARE YOU CRAZY?

230
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,581
IT'S A CAN OF OLD FISH.

231
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,750
DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO SPEND MY MONEY.

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50, GOING ONCE, TWICE--

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00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,788
[ Woman ]
$75,000.

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00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,157
[ All Gasping ]

235
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,025
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S MOM.

236
00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,260
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
IN PERSON BEFORE.

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$100,000.

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00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,631
[ All Murmuring ]

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00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,301
FRY, YOU CAN'T
BID AGAINST MOM.

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SHE'S THE RICHEST

241
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MOST POWERFUL
PERSON IN THE WORLD.

242
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,005
AND SHE'S
SO ADORABLE.

243
00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:43,976
WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD GO
AS HIGH AS... $300,000.

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- 500.
- MERCY ME-- A MILLION.

245
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,480
- TWO.
- SIX.
- FOURTEEN.

246
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,216
I CAN SEE THE
NICE YOUNG MAN

247
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,152
REALLY WANTS
THOSE LITTLE FISH.

248
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,620
NEVERTHELESS,
I'LL BID 23 MILLION.

249
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,789
ONE JILLION DOLLARS.

250
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:57,990
[ All Gasping ]

251
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,293
SIR, THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.

252
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,528
[ All Gasping ]

253
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,462
OH. IN THAT CASE...

254
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:04,630
50 MILLION.

255
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:06,066
[ All Gasping ]

256
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,466
WELL, BOYS,

257
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,803
YOUR OLD MOTHER KNOWS
WHEN SHE'S BEEN BEAT.

258
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,239
YOU WIN, YOUNG MAN.

259
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,874
I TIP MY BONNET TO YOU.

260
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,241
[ Crowd Cooing ]

261
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,643
[ Woman ]
OH, ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?

262
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,846
WHAT A CLASS ACT. SOLD!

263
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,880
TO THE GENTLEMAN WHO
BOUGHT EVERY ITEM

264
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,414
IN TODAY'S AUCTION.

265
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,451
[ All Booing ]

266
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:33,927
NOW FOR SOME GOOD OLD
20th-CENTURY TV.

267
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,995
AH.

268
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,431
[ Old Man ]
Do you remember a time

269
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,100
when chocolate chip cookies
came fresh from the oven?

270
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,369
Petridge Farm remembers.

271
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,669
OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

272
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,239
Do you remember a time
when women couldn't vote

273
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,042
and certain folk weren't allowed
on golf courses?

274
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,710
Petridge Farm remembers.

275
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,745
[ Knock At Door ]

276
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,780
[ Leela ]
FRY, ARE YOU THERE?

277
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,014
HUH?

278
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,515
[ Door Opens ]

279
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,518
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
WORK IN THREE DAYS.

280
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,852
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

281
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,221
I'VE BEEN SITTING RIGHT HERE.

282
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,355
I PICKED UP MY LIFE
EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF

283
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,724
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

284
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,860
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME?

285
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,596
IT'S 8:00, TIME TO GET BUSY.

286
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,798
* I like big butts
and I cannot lie *

287
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,134
* You other brothers
can't deny *

288
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,269
YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE IN THE DARK

289
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,038
LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC.

290
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,373
I COULD IF YOU HADN'T
TURNED ON THE LIGHTS

291
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,707
AND SHUT OFF THE STEREO.

292
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,376
FRY, THIS ISN'T HEALTHY;
YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST.

293
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,479
I'M RICH. I CAN LIVE
WHENEVER I WANT.

294
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,880
BUT WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS

295
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,883
AND WE LIVE HERE
IN THE YEAR 3000.

296
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,217
YEAH.

297
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,386
NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO COME
TO THE SQUID FIGHTS WITH US

298
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,923
OR SIT HERE WALLOWING
IN YOUR PREHISTORIC JUNK?

299
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,125
JUNK?

300
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,059
MAYBE YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND THIS

301
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,761
BUT I FINALLY FOUND
WHAT I NEED TO BE HAPPY

302
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,998
AND IT'S NOT FRIENDS--
IT'S THINGS.

303
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,232
I'M A THING.

304
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,668
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

305
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,572
FRY, PLEASE.

306
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,142
[ Knock ]
MY PONYTAIL'S CAUGHT
IN THE DOOR.

307
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,609
I DON'T NEED THEM--

308
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,145
NOT WHEN I HAVE
MY ANTIQUE VIDEOS

309
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,280
MY BUCKET OF FOSSILIZED KFC

310
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,017
AND $50 MILLION WORTH
OF ANCHOVIES.

311
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,351
[ Lips Smacking ]

312
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,621
MERCY ME, WHAT A DAY.

313
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:13,092
COULD YOU SHUT THE DOOR,
IGNER, DEAR?

314
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,229
I THINK I FEEL A DRAFT
COMING ON.

315
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,600
HOLY CRAP,
THAT BASTARD'S ITCHY.

316
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,434
WALT, CREAM SODA.

317
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,602
RIGHT AWAY, MOTHER.

318
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:26,005
LARRY, GET YOUR
MOTHER A CREAM SODA.

319
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,807
BUT MOM SAID--

320
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,475
YOU HEARD ME.

321
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,451
WHAT'S WRONG, MOMMY?

322
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,620
IT'S THOSE DAMNED ANCHOVIES.

323
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,289
THAT DIRTBAG FRY
MUST KNOW THEIR SECRET

324
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,459
AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THEM.

325
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,629
NO ONE MESSES WITH MOM.

326
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,298
[ Evil Laughter ]

327
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,966
[ Evil Laughter ]

328
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,003
[ Evil Laughter ]

329
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,871
[ Evil Laughter ]

330
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,941
QUIET, YOU.

331
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,316
AS YOU BOYS KNOW, ONE OF
THE CORNERSTONES OF MY EMPIRE

332
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,317
IS MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
ROBOT OIL.

333
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,852
THINK OF IT--
TEN BILLION ROBOTS

334
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:17,823
EACH ONE NEEDING AN OIL CHANGE
EVERY 3,000 MILES.

335
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,859
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE MATH

336
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,195
TO KNOW THAT'S
A BUTTLOAD OF OIL.

337
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,663
CAN I WEAR YOUR FAT SUIT?

338
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,932
NO, IGNER, PUT THAT DOWN!

339
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,332
OHH.

340
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,534
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH THE ANCHOVIES?

341
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:32,205
I'M GETTING
TO THE FREAKING ANCHOVIES.

342
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,873
[ Beeps ]

343
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,243
A SINGLE DROP
OF THE ANCHOVY'S NATURAL OIL

344
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,510
WOULD LUBRICATE TEN ROBOTS
PERMANENTLY.

345
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,113
WOW. IT'S A SHAME
THEY WENT EXTINCT.

346
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,015
NO, IT ISN'T!
SHUT YOUR FILTHY CLAM!

347
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,850
THANK YOU, WALT.
[ Beeps ]

348
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,854
IF ANYONE EVER GOT HOLD
OF ANCHOVY DNA

349
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,855
THEY COULD CHOP OUT
THE OIL-MAKING GENE

350
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,524
STICK IT IN A BUNCH
OF THIRD WORLD KIDS AND BAM!

351
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,394
CHEAP, EFFECTIVE ROBOT OIL--

352
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,364
ENOUGH TO PUT DEAR OLD MOM
OUT OF BUSINESS.

353
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,100
MY GOD, THIS MR. FRY

354
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,202
MUST BE A MASTERMIND
OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

355
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:07,039
[ "Sanford And Son Theme"
Playing ]

356
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,274
[ Slurping ]

357
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,642
Esther, you ugly.

358
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,743
[ Laughs ]

359
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,312
WE HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION.

360
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,214
WE'LL HAVE TO BANKRUPT MR. FRY

361
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,116
SO HE'LL BE FORCED TO SELL
THE ANCHOVIES TO US.

362
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:20,287
MOTHER, YOU ARE ONE
CLEVER OLD SCAG.

363
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,721
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

364
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,224
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET
FRY'S MONEY OUT OF THE BANK?

365
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,059
THAT PART WILL BE EASY,
THANKS TO THE NICE PEOPLE

366
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,796
AT MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
VIDEO SURVEILLANCE UNIT.

367
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,899
Do you still remember
your pin number?

368
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,434
Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda

369
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,903
back where I used to
work-- Pinucci's Pizza.

370
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,338
[ Tape Rewinding ]

371
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,408
It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda.

372
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,644
YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS
TO BE DONE.

373
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,778
WHAT?

374
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,914
GET HIS PIN NUMBER,
YOU IDIOTS!

375
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:54,921
NOW I'M OFF TO SOME CHARITY B.S.
FOR KNOCKED-UP TEENAGE SLUTS.

376
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,923
[ Knock At Door ]

377
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,192
[ Walt ]
MR. FRY, IT'S THOSE THREE
PLUMBERS YOU CALLED FOR.

378
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,662
[ Igner ]
WE'RE HERE TO TIGHTEN
YOUR DRAINS.

379
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,663
[ Hard Whack ]
OW!

380
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,434
I DIDN'T ORDER ANY--

381
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,003
QUICK! GIVE HIM
THE TRANQUILIZER.

382
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,373
[ Muffled Gagging ]

383
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:15,442
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

384
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,808
[ Gulp ]

385
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,715
WAKE UP, MR. FRY.

386
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,517
WHERE AM I?

387
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:28,355
YOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD YEAR 2000
WORKING HERE AT PINUCCI'S PIZZA.

388
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,322
YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB.

389
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,960
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME,
BUT I THOUGHT I GOT FROZEN.

390
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,461
WASN'T I IN THE FUTURE?

391
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:39,131
NO, YOU ONLY "DREAMED"
YOU WERE IN THE YEAR 3000.

392
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,466
SO I'M REALLY BACK?

393
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,503
WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED, I GUESS.

394
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,571
WHO ARE YOU?

395
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,904
I AM MR. PINUCCI.

396
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,173
YOU ARE?

397
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,475
DID-DID YOU GROW A MUSTACHE
SINCE LAST NIGHT?

398
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,644
NO. NOW, GO WORK
THE CURRENCY REGISTER.

399
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,347
I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING.

400
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,118
I SAID, "I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING."

401
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,053
OH, HURRY UP, PLEASE.

402
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,255
I WANT TO GET BACK
TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.

403
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,723
DON'T WORRY,
MISS ANDERSON.

404
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,159
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

405
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,928
NOW, YOUR MOTIVATION IS,
YOU'RE BACK IN THE YEAR 2000

406
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,863
AND YOUR HEAD'S
STILL ON YOUR BODY

407
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,531
AND YOU WANT A CHEESE PIZZA.

408
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,436
OKAY, BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS

409
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,373
SO PEOPLE WILL TAKE MY HEAD
SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS.

410
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,009
HEY, LOOK-- ANCHOVIES.

411
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,676
OF COURSE.

412
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,278
THEY'RE NOT EXTINCT YET.

413
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,080
AND IF YOU NEED
FURTHER PROOF

414
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,682
THAT THIS IS REALLY
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO

415
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,986
WELL, HERE'S CONTEMPORARY
ACTRESS PAMELA ANDERSON.

416
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,788
OOH.

417
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,192
HELLO, FRY.

418
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,361
REMEMBER ME
FROM BAYWATCH: THE MOVIE?

419
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,528
UH--

420
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,029
IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE

421
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,266
TO BE SHOT ENTIRELY
IN SLOW MOTION.

422
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,900
IT HASN'T BEEN MADE YET.

423
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,635
THEN HE DOESN'T KNOW
I WON THE OSCAR?

424
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,471
NOPE.
CRAP!

425
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,640
WAIT. YOU'RE
PAMELA ANDERSON.

426
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,108
COOL. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

427
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,546
OH, I'LL HAVE A CHEESE PIZZA
AND A LARGE--

428
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,280
UH... LINE?

429
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,481
SODA.

430
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,615
OH, RIGHT.

431
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,419
CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA.

432
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,555
UH, CHEESE AND A--

433
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,123
THAT WAS QUICK.

434
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,224
SO, WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

435
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,894
10.77--

436
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:16,328
SAME AS MY PIN NUMBER.

437
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,498
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]

438
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,839
[ Igner ]
HEY, YOU DON'T
GET TO LAUGH.

439
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,244
THANKS A BILLION.

440
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,846
[ Laughing ]

441
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,250
MORE LIKE 4.3 BILLION.

442
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,617
OH!
OW!

443
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,464
UH, I HAD A NIGHTMARE
I WAS IN THE YEAR 2000

444
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,099
AND YOU GUYS NEVER EXISTED.

445
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,935
I'M SO GLAD I'M AWAKE NOW
AND YOU'RE REALLY HERE.

446
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,538
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
CARE ABOUT US?

447
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,007
WE THOUGHT YOU
ONLY CARED ABOUT
CANS OF ANCHOVIES

448
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,108
AND STUFFY OLD SONGS
ABOUT THE BUTTOCKS.

449
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,111
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

450
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,613
GOOD-BYE.

451
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,015
WHEE!

452
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:12,484
[ Announcer ]
THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU
BY LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS.

453
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,653
BENDER, LEELA...

454
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,055
DON'T LEAVE ME.

455
00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:17,557
WAIT A MINUTE.

456
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,791
HEY, HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

457
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,060
UH... 3000.

458
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,496
3000?

459
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,332
YES! I'M STILL IN THE FUTURE!

460
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,999
LIFE IS WONDERFUL!

461
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,336
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY STUFF?

462
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,836
UH, CHECK BOUNCED.

463
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,704
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK.

464
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:38,377
OH, NO, MY A.T.M. CARD--
MY-MY SECRET PIN NUMBER: 1077.

465
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,813
I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT.

466
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,749
EXCEPT...

467
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,818
YOU'RE FRY'S RELATIVE.

468
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,055
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HE GOT SO CRAZY?

469
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,323
UH, WHAT?

470
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,326
OH, THEY SAY MADNESS
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY.

471
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,993
SOME EVEN CALL ME MAD.

472
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,063
AND WHY?

473
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:01,099
BECAUSE I DARED TO DREAM OF
MY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC MONSTERS--

474
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,170
ATOMIC SUPERMEN WITH
OCTAGONAL-SHAPED BODIES

475
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,904
THAT SUCK BLOOD
OUT OF YOU--

476
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,173
LEELA, BENDER!

477
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,508
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

478
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,343
YOU DID?
WHAT HAPPENED?

479
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,678
I WAS ROBBED.

480
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,746
THEY GOT EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THESE.

481
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,114
WHO DID?

482
00:20:15,146 --> 00:20:16,782
HELLO, FRY.

483
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,285
IT'S MOM.

484
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,186
I FELT TERRIBLE WHEN I HEARD
ABOUT YOUR MONEY TROUBLES

485
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,190
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD
HELP OUT A SWEET YOUNG MAN

486
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,692
BY BUYING HIS ANCHOVIES.

487
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,228
SORRY, BUT THE ANCHOVIES
AREN'T FOR SALE.

488
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,463
WHAT? LISTEN,
YOU LITTLE BASTARD

489
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,532
I CONTROL
THE ROBOT OIL BUSINESS

490
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,367
AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN ME.

491
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,903
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

492
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,938
YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT
THAT CHECKBOOK AWAY

493
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,740
BECAUSE I'VE DISCOVERED
SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT--

494
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,711
MY FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'T
WORTH EVEN A PENNY TO ME.

495
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,381
THAT'S WHY THESE ANCHOVIES
ARE GOING ON A PIZZA...

496
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,718
SO I CAN SHARE THE FOOD I LOVE
WITH THE PEOPLE I LIKE.

497
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,386
HOLY HELL! YOU'RE
GOING TO EAT THEM?

498
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,457
OH! WELL, JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EAT THEM ALL.

499
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,258
YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.

500
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,728
TOODLE-OO!

501
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,795
DUMB ASS.

502
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,663
WHAT A NICE LADY.

503
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,738
OKAY, MY FRIENDS,
GET READY

504
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,773
FOR THE MOST
DELICIOUS
EXTINCT ANIMAL

505
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,308
YOU'VE EVER TASTED.

506
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,743
I DON'T KNOW.

507
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,778
I'VE HAD COW.

508
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,847
[ All Retching ]

509
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:22,981
GROSS!

510
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,016
ICK!

511
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,417
MM.

512
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,787
EH, NO ONE LIKES
THEM AT FIRST

513
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,855
BUT THEY'LL GROW ON YOU.

514
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:33,192
[ Sniffing ]
THAT STENCH--

515
00:21:33,224 --> 00:21:35,362
THAT HEAVENLY STENCH.

516
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,532
MORE.

517
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,934
THERE AREN'T ANYMORE,
AND THERE NEVER WILL BE.

518
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,269
MORE!

519
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,672
MORE!

520
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:48,173
MORE!

521
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,709
MORE!