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[ Loud Snoring ]

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[ Alarm Clock Ringing ]

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Hey!

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[ Alarm Stops ]

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Fry, mon, if you're going
to be living in the office

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you could at least
be on time for work.

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I'm sorry.

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I was up really late
poking through people's desks.

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All right, people

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I will now outline
today's 12-point agenda.

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We'll begin with point one...

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[ Clattering ]

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...concerning our pest problem.

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Somebody's
been leaving food around

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and it's attracting owls.

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And I, for one, am getting tired
of cleaning those owl traps.

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[ Metal Snapping ] [ High-pitched Hoot ]

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Now...

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as this shocking graph
indicates

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our water consumption
has tripled in the last month.

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Now, I notice
Fry has been here for a month

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so I'm appointing him
head of a committee

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to find
who's responsible.

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Fry?

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[ Humming Loudly ]

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[ Gargling A Tune ]

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Am I cracking up

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or is Fry's
living here

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starting to get in
the way of bus--

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[ Air Rushing ]

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[ Air Stops Rushing ]

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What the hell
are you doing?

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You're getting
a huge dose of radiation.

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And great lift.

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Do you know how long
it's going to take me

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to recalibrate
these engines?

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Hey, when you
look this good

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you don't have
to know anything.

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Professor, we need
to talk to you about Fry.

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That's right!
We want some money!

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Wait, what's this about Fry?

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He's a nice guy

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but we think it's about time
he got his own place.

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Oh, fuff.

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He's not causing any trouble.

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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm rather busy.

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I seem to have mislaid
my alien mummy.

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This sarcophagus
should contain the remains

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of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled

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Zuben Five
over 29 million years ago.

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[ Fry ]
Hey, Professor.

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Mmm. Great jerky.

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Mmm.

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My God, this is an outrage.

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Iwas going to eat that mummy.

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Fry has got to go.

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Sexy Woman ]
Bachelor Chow--
Now with flavor.

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[ Announcer ]
...and Bigfoot is down!

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Sheesh. 40,000 channels

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and only 150 of them
have anything good on.

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[ Announcer ]
All My Circuits
is brought to you by...

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Robo Fresh.

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Designed bya robot
fora robot.

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I've been processing this
for some time, Monique

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and, well... will
you marry me?

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Oh, Calculon!

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[ Clinking ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Electronic Whirring ]

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It fits!

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Then you must know that I'm--

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Metric? I've always known.

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But for you, my darling,
I'm willing to convert.

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[ Clinking ]

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Hmm, must be a friend of theirs.

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Fry, we've got to discuss
your living arrangements.

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We've all talked it over, and--

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Hey, All
My Circuits.

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Move over.

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Ah!

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Fry, sometimes in close quarters

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people do inconsiderate things
without realizing it.

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I know,
but I forgive you.

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No, Fry, by
"close quarters"

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I mean this office.

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Uh-huh.

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And by "people,"
I mean you.

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Right.

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And by "inconsiderate,"
I mean...

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Leela,
we're trying to watch TV.

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Yeah. Would you kindly
shut your noise hole?

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[ Frustrated Sigh ]

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So who's
that weird-looking guy?

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[ Bender ]
That's a human.

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What's he do?

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[ Bender ]
Usual human stuff.

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He laughs,
he learns,
he loves.

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Boring.

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Calculon?
I thought you were in a coma.

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That's what I wanted you
to think

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with your soft, human brain.

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[ Fry ]
Hey, uh, why
is the TV getting smaller?

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We'll bill you
for the couch.

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Cheer up, meat bag.

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You barely touched your amoeba.

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It looked good,
but I just don't feel
like eating.

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You want it?

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Nah, I'm trying
to watch my input.

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I need plenty of wholesome,
nutritious alcohol.

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The chemical energy
keeps my fuel cells charged.

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What are the cigars for?

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They make me look cool.

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Oh, I can't believe
they threw me out like that.

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I must have been
really acting like a jerk.

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Yeah, but everybody's a jerk--
you, me, this jerk.

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That's my philosophy.

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So, where are you going to stay?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Do refrigerators still
come in cardboard boxes?

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Yeah, but the rents
are outrageous.

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Why don't you
just come move in with me?

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Really? That would be great!

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Y-You sure I won't be imposing?

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Nah. I've always wanted a pet.

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Here we are--
your new home.

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Cool. You know,
I've never even seen

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a robot's apartment
before.

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Come on in.
I'll give you the tour.

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Let's see,
where to start.

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Okay.
This is the TV area

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that over there
is the breakfast nook

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and over here
is where you'll be living

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which is great, 'cause till now
it's just been wasted space.

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It's kind of cramped in here.

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I don't even have room
to hang my clothes.

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Look, pal, you've only got
one set of clothes

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and you're not taking them off
while I'm here.

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[ Yawning Stretch ]

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Well, I'm bushed.
Good night.

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Wait. Bender? Bender?

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Mumbling ]Kill all humans.
Kill all humans.

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Must kill all...

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Bender, wake up!

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[ Groaning ]

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I was having
the most wonderful dream.

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I think you were in it.

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Uh... uh, listen, Bender, uh...

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where's your bathroom?

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Bath what?Bathroom.

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What room?Bathroom.

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What, what?

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Ah, never mind.

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Mmm...

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[ Snoring ]

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Hey, sexy mama...

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want to kill all humans?

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[ Tune Being Whistled ]

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[ Bender Whistling ]

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We sure are cheerful
this morning.

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Yeah, this past week with Fry's
been a blast.

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You know, beneath his warm,
sunny exterior

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beats the cold, mechanical heart
of a robot.

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[ Whistling ]

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What happened to you?

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Oh, it's Bender's apartment.

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He put in carpeting yesterday
and now my head
hits the ceiling.

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Hey, do you realize you're
standing at a weird angle?

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[ Cracking ]Now you're okay.

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Look at yourself--
you're a wreck.

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You've got to find
a new place to live.

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Is that an invitation?

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Love your optimism, Fry.

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But seriously, you've got to
tell Bender you're moving out.

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Yeah, but he might get
kind of upset.

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I don't think
I can do that to him.

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Hey, there's
my little space heater.

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[ Chuckling ]

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[ Chuckling ]

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[ Chuckling ]

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Well, I'm moving out.

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[ Chuckling ]

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What?!

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I'm sorry, Bender

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but there's just
not enough room.

187
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Not enough room?

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My place
is two cubic meters

189
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and we only take up
1.5 cubic meters.

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We've got room for a whole
'nother two-thirds of a person.

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What if I just help
the two of you
find a bigger apartment?

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I don't know.

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I've got a lot of great memories
in my old place.

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[ Beeping And Electronic Buzz ]

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And now they're gone.

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Sure, it ain't one of them
la-de-da above-ground places

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but if you like dank...
forget about it.

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At least
it's got a great view.

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Aah!What the...?!

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[ Both Yelling ]

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'Scuse me. I got to go
change a lightbulb.

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Wow. Now, this
is fantastic.

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Hmm, I'm not sure
we want to pay

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for a dimension we're
not going to use.

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Aah! Ooh! Ee!
Ooh! Oh! Aah! Ee!

206
00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:13,000
Ooh! Aah! Ee! Aah!
Ooh! Ee! Ooh! Ee! Aah!

207
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,413
Ooh! Ee! Ooh!

208
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Well, I give up--
what's the catch?

209
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Oh, no catch.

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Although we are
technically
in New Jersey.

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Not one place even
remotely livable.

212
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Oh, how awful.

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Did he at least die painlessly?

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To shreds, you say.
[ Clicking Tongue ]

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Well, how is his wife
holding up?

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To shreds, you say.

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Very well, then.

218
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Sad, sad,
terrible, gruesome news

219
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about my colleague,
Dr. Mobutu.

220
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Was his apartment
rent controlled?

221
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Wow.
This is beautiful.

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[ Bender ]
What's with all the crap?

223
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It's not crap.

224
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Dr. Mobutu
collected
this crap

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while he was exploring
the whatchacallit...
universe.

226
00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:08,931
Well, this place has everything
except the only thing
I care about-- a TV.

227
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,379
It's got a TV, you young
whatchacallit... idiot.

228
00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:15,688
Ooh.

229
00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:16,895
Whoa, slow down.

230
00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:19,758
This place just
doesn't feel like home.

231
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,344
It just isn't... cozy.

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Ah...

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I can barely move.

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It's perfect!

235
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[ "The Odd Couple"
Theme Playing ]

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Man, it's a total sty.

237
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For the first time
in 1,000 years

238
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I feel like I'm home.

239
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,654
Yeah, it's going
to be fun on a bun.

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You know, Fry,
of all the friends I've had

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you're the first.

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[ Doorbell Ringing ]

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00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:39,654
Hey, mon.

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00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:40,965
[ Talking
Gibberish ]

245
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,793
Happy housewarming, Fry.

246
00:11:42,861 --> 00:11:45,481
It's a miniature
fruit salad tree.

247
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Ooh.

248
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Wah!

249
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,724
Hey, Amy.Hey.

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[ Amy Gagging ]

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00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,206
This is for you, Fry--

252
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Zevulon the great.

253
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He's teriyaki-style.

254
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:05,447
Wow. Heavy-drinking crowd.

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00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,724
[ Belches Loudly ]

256
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,758
I'd better go out
for more beer.

257
00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:11,102
Hang on. All My Circuits
is about to start.

258
00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:14,240
I know, but I need alcohol
to power up my batteries.

259
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,793
If Calculon's wedding
doesn't go justright

260
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,379
I'll be emotionally
and electrically drained.

261
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,517
[ Beep ]

262
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:21,758
[ Static ]

263
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,758
Hey...

264
00:12:30,102 --> 00:12:32,033
[ Smacking Lips ]

265
00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:33,724
These are mighty tasty.

266
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:36,654
Thank you.
I made them myself.

267
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,344
[ Retching ]

268
00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,620
Shh. The wedding's
about to start.

269
00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:42,861
If anyone here
objects to this union

270
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,551
let them speak now
or forever hold their...

271
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,793
[ Beeping ]

272
00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:49,172
[ Crowd Gasps ]

273
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,826
Is he objecting
or backing up?

274
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,379
Looks like both.

275
00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:54,620
I'm afraid
my half-brother is correct.

276
00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,586
You see,
I have a terrible secret

277
00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:57,861
and that secret is...

278
00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:58,965
[ Static ]

279
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:00,102
Oh, come on!

280
00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:02,654
Oh, fix it.

281
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,517
Hey, what happened to the TV?

282
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:05,931
It just went out.

283
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,620
This is an outrage.
I'm going to go
yell at the manager.

284
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,724
[ All Cheering ]

285
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,067
All right!

286
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:14,620
Come back, Bender!
It's working!

287
00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:17,344
To reiterate,
my terrible secret is...

288
00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:18,517
[ Static ]

289
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,344
[ All Groaning ]

290
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,724
It's out again.

291
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,481
What? That's
the last straw.

292
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,654
It's back on!

293
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,136
[ Static ]

294
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,447
[ All Groaning ]

295
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,758
Pardon me.

296
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:33,413
I don't mean to pry into
what you're doing in here

297
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,481
with the crab and the one-eyed
lady and the Chinese girl,

298
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:39,067
but everyone on this floor
is having trouble
with their TV reception.

299
00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:41,551
Yeah, and you better
get rid of whatever's
causing it

300
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,206
or we're out
of this dump.

301
00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:45,102
Relax, Sonny.

302
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,344
This cajigger'll find
the source of the interference.

303
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,102
[ Rapid Beeping ]

304
00:13:55,309 --> 00:13:56,654
[ Higher-pitched Beeping ]

305
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,067
[ Lower-pitched Beeping ]

306
00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,309
[ Higher-pitched Beeping ]

307
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,274
[ Lower-pitched Beeping ]

308
00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:05,102
[ Many People  Grumbling At Once ]

309
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,793
[ Woman ]
We want our TV back.

310
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,206
[ Higher-pitched Beeping ]

311
00:14:10,274 --> 00:14:12,000
There's your
problem.

312
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,688
Oh, my God.
Bender, it's your thingy.

313
00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,586
[ All Talking Angrily ]

314
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,344
You people are nuts.

315
00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:21,965
My antenna never
interfered with
my old TV.

316
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:24,551
You had cable.
This is satellite.

317
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,895
Obviously, your thoughts

318
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,274
are being transmitted
on the same frequency.

319
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,654
They're on my
cell phone, too.

320
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:33,413
Madame, I believe
you're mistaken.

321
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,240
[ Bender's Voice ]
Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.

322
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,551
Those could be anyone's
thoughts, fat-ass.

323
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,102
[ Beeping ]

324
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,000
The robot has to go.

325
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,586
Yeah! [ All Agreeing ]

326
00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:45,172
Well, you heard
the mob.

327
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,551
Fine. Come on, Fry.

328
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,413
Let's move
to that apartment

329
00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:50,206
that smelled
like a sewer.

330
00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:52,033
You liked
that one, right?

331
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:53,965
Oh, it's tempting,
but, well...

332
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:56,309
I amalready kind
of settled in here.

333
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:59,379
Or we could live underground
with the mutants.

334
00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,102
A little fire'll show them
who's boss.

335
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,620
Uh... listen, is there maybe
some way we could do this

336
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,758
with you going
and me not going?

337
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,344
I don't understand.

338
00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:11,620
Well, you were going to
live in the closet anyway.

339
00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:13,965
Won't you be just as happy
back in your old place?

340
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:16,481
But... then
we wouldn't be roommates.

341
00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,758
I'll come visit sometime,
and you can visit me here.

342
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,067
No, he can't.

343
00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:22,861
Anyway, I'm sure
it'll work out.

344
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,517
This way we'll
both be happy.

345
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:28,136
Happy. Yeah, that's Bender.

346
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:31,000
Always happy.

347
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,413
Hey, the
TV's back on!

348
00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:37,965
[ Minister ]
We are gathered to mourn

349
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,102
the death of Calculon,

350
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,895
industrialist,
private eye, friend.

351
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:45,551
Mind if Igive the eulogy?

352
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,965
[ Monique Gasps ]

353
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,517
[ Monique ]
Calculon! You're alive!

354
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,517
[ Cheering ]

355
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:54,000
[ Man ]
Yay! Calculon's back!

356
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,620
Right. So long.

357
00:15:57,688 --> 00:15:59,895
Good-bye. [ Sniffling ]

358
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:03,000
Do you think
Calculon's evil twin
will ever walk again?

359
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,379
I don't know, Amy.
I just don't know.

360
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,344
Wah!Hey, thanks for coming.

361
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:09,793
[ Grunts ]

362
00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,413
Fry, you're Bender's
best friend.

363
00:16:11,481 --> 00:16:13,517
How could you let that mob
kick him out?

364
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:16,206
Aw, come on.
Bender loves mobs.

365
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:18,551
Only when he's in them,
and you know it.

366
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,344
You really hurt his feelings.

367
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,379
Don't girl me with
that girl stuff.

368
00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,688
Bender and
me are guys.

369
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,240
Guys don't
have feelings.

370
00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:27,895
Bender's not a guy;
he's a robot.

371
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,586
Same thing.

372
00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:35,861
It's so big and empty.

373
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:41,826
My roommate's gone,
and all he left behind was

374
00:16:41,895 --> 00:16:44,517
an eyelash
and three skin flakes.

375
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,344
Aw... what's the point?!

376
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,172
Bender?

377
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,481
My God,
you're a mess.

378
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:05,826
[ Groaning ]

379
00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:07,654
[ Slurred Speech ]
Leave me alone.

380
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:09,481
Look at that five o'clock rust.

381
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,550
You've been up all night
not drinking, haven't you?

382
00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:15,895
Hey... what I don't do
is none of your business.

383
00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:17,964
Please, Bender,
have some malt liquor--

384
00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:20,826
If not for yourself, then
for the people who love you.

385
00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:24,205
I hate the people who love me,
and they hate me.

386
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,517
Oh, now, look

387
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,378
it's obvious you miss
being Fry's roommate

388
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,619
but there's got
to be a better way
to deal with this.

389
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:34,275
Like how,
having my antenna removed?

390
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,344
Well... if
that would work.

391
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,964
Are you crazy?!
That's little Bender
you're talking about.

392
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:41,654
I can't cut it off.

393
00:17:41,723 --> 00:17:45,240
You're not a robot or a man,
so you wouldn't understand.

394
00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:46,964
I got to get out of here.

395
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,689
Wait.

396
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:50,654
I want you
to look me in the eye

397
00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,792
and promise you won't
get behind the wheel

398
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:55,586
without some kind of alcoholic
beverage in your hand.

399
00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:58,275
I promise nothing!

400
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:03,378
[ Slow, Sultry Jazz Playing ]

401
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,136
[ Mumbling ]
I don't even want to...

402
00:18:29,205 --> 00:18:30,240
why is...

403
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,758
[ Muttering Unintelligibly ]

404
00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:34,481
[ Groaning ]

405
00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,792
[ Grunts ]

406
00:18:37,309 --> 00:18:38,931
What up?

407
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,723
I can't just
stand by and be silent
about Bender anymore.

408
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:45,136
Silent? You've been meddling
for two solid weeks.

409
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,000
Well, I can't just
do thatanymore.

410
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,205
Your best friend is
out there somewhere

411
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,413
destroying himself.

412
00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:51,826
Really?

413
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,136
I didn't think he'd miss
this apartment that much.

414
00:18:54,205 --> 00:18:55,964
He doesn't care
about the apartment.

415
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,931
He cares about you, and
you turned your back on him.

416
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,413
Oh, man, I had no idea.

417
00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:03,689
If only I knew where he was,
I'd go talk to him.

418
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,205
[ Static ]

419
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:07,378
Oh, stupid TV.

420
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:08,481
[ Squeaking ]

421
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,758
Bender.

422
00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,758
You're blind
stinking sober.

423
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:13,792
That's right.
I'm sober and crazy

424
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,792
and I don't know
what I might do.

425
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,689
Don't do it.I don't know what it is yet.

426
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,689
Oh, yeah, now I remember.

427
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,826
I thought I could live alone,
but I can't

428
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:28,413
so I'm going to do what it takes
to be your roommate again.

429
00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:29,586
Bender, stop.

430
00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:31,862
Cutting Leela's head off
won't solve anything.

431
00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:34,586
No, I'm going to
chop off my antenna.

432
00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:36,586
Hey... yeah,
that sounds good.

433
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,344
Can I give you a hand?

434
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,034
Fry, don't help him
mutilate himself.

435
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,413
But it's a useless antenna.

436
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,895
It's not like he's
a ham radio or something.

437
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:46,205
I'm going to do it!

438
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:48,136
I'm really going to do it!

439
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,931
Don't try and stop me!

440
00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:52,550
Here goes!

441
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,689
Oh...

442
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240
Hey, it worked.

443
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:05,481
The static's gone.

444
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,964
I hate that this came
between us, Calculon.

445
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:09,378
Me, too.

446
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:12,586
I'm filled with
a large number of
powerful emotions.

447
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,000
You're my best friend.

448
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,309
I'm sorry
I treated you so badly.

449
00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:17,654
Apology accepted.

450
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:20,205
After all, you're only human.

451
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:25,275
You guys could learn a
lesson from those two.

452
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,550
She's right.

453
00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:28,723
You're my best friend, Fry.

454
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,413
I'm sorry
I treated you so badly.

455
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,862
Apology accepted.

456
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,205
After all,
you're only human.

457
00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:37,964
Wait a minute.

458
00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:40,205
You did it
all backwards.

459
00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:41,758
Fry's the one who should be--

460
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,067
Oh, never mind.

461
00:20:44,136 --> 00:20:46,964
[ Both Laughing ]

462
00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,172
Oh...

463
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,481
What's wrong?Nothing.

464
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:55,309
I guess I'm just going
to have to get used
to being half a robot.

465
00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:56,448
Aw, this isn't right.

466
00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,792
Listen, Bender, if
we found your antenna

467
00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,619
could they still
reattach it?

468
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:04,517
Maybe, if we get it on ice
right away.

469
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,309
Bingo.

470
00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:11,964
Hmm. You call
that an antenna?

471
00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,826
This time you'll have
all the human comforts.

472
00:21:17,895 --> 00:21:20,172
We'll get a
couple of toilets

473
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,103
some food cookers,
maybe a puppy...

474
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,964
it's good
to be home.

475
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,275
It sure is.

476
00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:32,067
By the way,
I saved your stuff.

477
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,758
So that'swhere
those skin flakes went.

478
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,654
Hmm. You think
this fruit tree's

479
00:21:36,723 --> 00:21:38,240
going to get
enough light?

480
00:21:38,309 --> 00:21:40,481
There's a window
in the closet.

481
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:43,895
Whoa.

482
00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:45,550
This is huge.

483
00:21:45,619 --> 00:21:48,000
Bender, why don't
I just live in here?

484
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,586
In a closet?

485
00:21:49,654 --> 00:21:51,448
[ Sighs ]
Oh, humans.