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{\an8}《飛出個未來》

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{\an8}(這是介入治療)

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(老媽牌老式機器人潤滑油
吃吧!單身狗糧,口味升級!)

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(女孩,女孩,外星人)

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(集體催眠時間)

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(單身狗糧)

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(行星快遞)

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(老媽牌友善機器人公司)

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宇宙,我受夠了

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我們對最遙遠的星系

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比對這片壯麗海洋還要了解

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那是哈德遜河

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- 什麼?
- 大自然的垃圾桶

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{\an8}(拉柏牌油爾森)

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{\an8}成功

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我們該去探索海洋了

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{\an8}我只需要稍微改造一下飛船

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{\an8}沒什麼大不了的,我先從改裝螺帽開始

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好了

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(行星女皇)

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{\an8}(圖蘭嘉莉拉飾演船長)

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{\an8}(艾米王飾演郵輪總監)

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{\an8}(教授飾演酒保)

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{\an8}(菲利普弗萊飾演弗萊)

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{\an8}(約翰A佐艾伯格醫生
飾演約翰B佐艾伯格醫生)

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{\an8}(赫米斯康拉德飾演文書事務長
不管那是什麼)

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{\an8}(笑笑船)

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{\an8}乘客名單簡直就像B咖名人錄

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{\an8}比較像是B小咖吧

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{\an8}(泳池甲板)

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{\an8}不,應該是B咖才對

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{\an8}你們看!是大家以前會看
那個節目裡的莫妮卡和方塊機器人

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{\an8}真奇怪

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我以為莫妮卡
和知名機器人演員計算機在交往

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(《非人雜誌》計算機與莫妮卡)

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{\an8}他不在名單上

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{\an8}但我們有位神祕的貓王模仿者藝人

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{\an8}超讚的
他看起來跟真的貓王模仿藝人一模一樣

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{\an8}說到讚,那是知名喜劇演員浮浪噗

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{\an8}和他的經紀人兼情人伊凡娜坦波辛斯基

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{\an8}我的祕密夢想一直是當喜劇演員

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{\an8}但我太害怕觀眾會站起來走人

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{\an8}就像你宣告死亡的那個病人一樣

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還有那個知名魔術師,偉大的雷維羅

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他看起來好悲傷

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我來解釋原因,從那邊開始

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煙霧掩蓋了我的行動

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你說了算

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是這樣的,我和我美麗的助手訂婚了

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但她在一場魔術意外中死了

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我把她鋸成兩半時,她突然老死了

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也許還有稍微鋸到她

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我向來對魔術師情有獨鍾

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真的嗎?我也喜歡魔術

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我不喜歡魔術,噁心,那些多餘的手勢

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不,我只是很喜歡魔術師

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《監獄搖滾》,女士
敬你 《藍色麂皮鞋》,先生

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自助餐區那些人是怎麼回事?

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你懂我的意思嗎?他們都...

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我的屁股

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太棒了,浮浪噗先生,我是你的大粉絲

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好的,謝謝

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我是佐艾伯格醫生,你船上的醫生

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但更重要的是一個有抱負的單口喜劇演員
也許需要一些建議

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建議?沒問題

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笑點出現之前要先鋪陳

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薪水在你上台前就要先到手

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用爆笑的笑話來點綴世俗的建議

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謝謝你,朋友

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你們是很棒的觀眾,晚安

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佐艾伯格,你做了什麼?

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你為今晚的大型喜劇節目
開了一個名額,就是這樣

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但我的演出爛透了,我需要一個計畫

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動動腦,你這沒才華的殺人混蛋,動動腦

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我知道了,可以配上罐頭笑聲

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那會讓最敷衍的喜劇顯得超爆笑

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超讚

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有女人方面的問題就儘管問我吧,兄弟

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跟教授傾訴

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莉拉迷上了一個魔術師

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他每次出現,都會讓我隱形

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{\an8}(洛布勞啤酒)

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{\an8}兄弟,你得用魔法對抗魔法

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{\an8}你心中的愛情魔法,懂嗎?

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我會記在你的帳上

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這不是史考菲總工程師嗎?

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醫生,你得幫幫我

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我一直吐血

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那只是諾羅病毒,搭遊輪的人都會感染

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先讓開,我得拯救我的喜劇事業

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你是機器,對吧, 鍋爐?

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對

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我想也是

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所以你也能做出罐頭笑聲?

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天啊,當然可以

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你被雇用了

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方塊,我準備好跟你合作了

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啊哈

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「啊哈」什麼,普里斯萊先生?

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再猜一次

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搖滾之王?

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再猜第三次

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你應該不會唱《傷心旅館》吧

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拜託幫幫忙...

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計算機,真可惜,你錯過貓王了

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妳出軌的對象竟是這個笨重的情聖?

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為什麼?還跟一個...

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我從沒告訴過你,計算機

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但方塊和我是表親

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對,妳告訴過我,但我忘了

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我們是來把已故外婆的骨灰撒進大海的

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她是酒桶機器人

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她的遺願是希望我們共享一瓶酒

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她一生都悠閒度日

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糟糕,幸好她死了

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莫妮卡,我真是個傻瓜
妳願意嫁給我嗎?

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計算機,好,後面還有十億個零

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(今晚:《浮浪噗的狂野濕滑喜劇》!)

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(替代演出:佐艾伯格)

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真不敢相信遊輪一啟航,浮浪噗就落水了

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這種事常發生

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我們循著浮屍的蹤跡回家

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{\an8}(笑破肚皮)

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{\an8}(逗樂、嘻嘻笑)

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大家好,抱歉,浮浪噗今晚不能來

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他家裡有人過世,他本人,剛才那是笑話

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我再也笑不出來了

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有兩樣東西走進一間酒吧,笑點是

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「你們果然瘋了」

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然後故事設定是
「它們是腰果和開心果」

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{\an8}(笑到尿褲子)

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剛才那是笑話

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這個表演真是災難一場
或者我應該說是船難一場

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(女皇)

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莉拉,我知道妳喜歡魔術師

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所以我為妳準備了私人表演

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什麼味道?

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帽子,抱歉,我跟偉大的雷維羅借的

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他悲痛欲絕,忘了餵他的兔子

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現在,小姐,請妳上台

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弗萊,拜託,你永遠不可能...

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青醬彈牙!

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太不可思議了

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這是第一次有魔術表演讓我深感震撼

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為了妳,莉拉
我願意從任何東西裡變出兔子

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但你是怎麼辦到的?

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很簡單,電磁鐵,我在船上雷達中找到的

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什麼?你把雷達關掉了?

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不,我們偏離航道了

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我們在南極洲,而不是加勒比海

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請看!

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我的屁股都裂開了

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佐艾伯格醫生,你又讓我笑了

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讓我當你的經紀人和情人吧

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我要你收入的一成,愛的九成

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收入的8%,妳可以得到我93%的愛

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成交

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{\an8}(驚聲尖叫)

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沉船引發了罕見的冰火

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隨著南極洲融化,海平面急遽上升

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直到幾乎所有陸地都被水淹沒

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(聖母峰)

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從我的語氣中可以清楚聽出情況很嚴峻

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但少數堅忍的倖存者活了下來

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這種殘酷而簡陋的環境被稱為...

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{\an8}濕世界

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糟糕!強盜快追上我們了!

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他們想搶我們的食物

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誓死保護吃到飽自助餐

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把那個什麼東西交出來!

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通心麵沙拉

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不然我們就切斷你們的東東!

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頭!

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我的東東!

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把打蛋器給我,好嗎?

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看到蛋白再發射

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不妙

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看招

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你好

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- 爆炸了!
- 我們成功了

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妳救了我們,莉拉

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我們其中一些人

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妳是整個武裝海盜聯盟中最棒的船長

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我只希望這場流血事件
能讓我的老大蒙巴頓勛爵刮目相看

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我即將被提拔為軍閥總長

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看來我們只有一面帆脫落

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那不是帆

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不是嗎?不然是什麼?

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你們看!

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我們還是能拯救切肉台

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應該不行

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啤酒,海神的賞賜

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天啊,這瓶子裡都是訊息

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我們會餓死的,全世界已經沒有食物了

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我老大要來吃晚餐?

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老大好!

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我該怎麼辦?

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如果無法端出豐盛的晚餐
我就別想升遷了

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問題解決了

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我們把教授煮來吃,他剛好死了

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不,只是臉朝下睡著了
但我想到了一個點子

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如果有辦法下去舊世界的遺跡

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我們可能會找到罐頭或泡過水的食物

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我懂了,我會進化出鰓

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對你這種愚蠢的哺乳動物來說
那要花上幾百萬年

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不,我們需要更好的點子

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我有,因為我是教授

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好了,我做了深海球

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太棒了,寶貝,吃我的玻璃屁股吧

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{\an8}(布魯克林水族館,刺鰻小店)

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對,古新紐約

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海流帶我們來到行星快遞...

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(快遞)

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...以及這裡豐富的零食

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我們其中一人必須冒險前往食品櫃

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另一個人就是我

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對,其實我的頭髮剛乾,所以我...

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別擔心,只要你透過這條脆弱的水管呼吸

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就不會立刻死掉

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(食品櫃)

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中獎了

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糟糕,按錯按鈕了

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死亡泡泡,不是好兆頭

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我的老大來了?

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(前老媽牌漏油處理)

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是蒙巴頓勛爵,我們晚餐沒有著落

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有人說食物嗎?

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不,我說晚餐

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弗萊,你還活著

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對,謝謝妳注意到了

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但更重要的是
我帶來了古老地球被遺忘的佳餚

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(洋蔥,沮喪綠巨人)

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罐頭洋蔥?

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這是世上最後的食物

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這也難怪

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我還是不懂你是怎麼活下來的

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你缺氧了20分鐘

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我進化了鰓,看吧?

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我知道你說過不可能

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但有時候只要心存信念,科學就會發生

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你最好把所有香料都用上,少尉

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香料?我們身處茫茫大海中,女人

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(咖哩)

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竟然瞞著我?叛變

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這個罐子看起來有點腫

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可能會造成肉毒中毒

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什麼?我們是要爭取米其林星級嗎?
煮就對了

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蒙巴頓勛爵,真高興妳能來共進晚餐

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我不在乎你是高興還是沒命
我只想吃晚餐

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這道洋蔥咖哩真好吃

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居然還能撫平我的眉頭皺紋

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謝謝妳,莉拉上尉

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我一直在考慮讓妳升遷要職擔任...

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軍閥總長?

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升遷要...

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我已經知道那部分了

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不,我害死了她
現在她永遠不會提拔我了

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往好處想,我們可以吃掉她
有人想吃三明頓嗎?

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我說晚餐會有我老大不是這個意思

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一切都很順利

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只是我的水管還是在噴很多氣體

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別慌張

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別慌張

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那是全人類

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所以我終於殺光所有人類了?

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人生願望清單上又少了一項

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那妳就是軍閥總長了,莉拉,要去哪裡?

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傳說中有一小塊土地至今仍存在

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而且只有一張地圖

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我在春假時刺的

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看來大概要航行三小時

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{\an8}(三小時後)

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我們腳下的這片奇怪水域是什麼?

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這不是水,是另一種東西,陸地

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我們成功上岸了

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好耶!

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好吃,沙蚤

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(聖母峰頂)

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等等,1.5公里高的冰河怎麼會融化
並讓海平面上升8公里?

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- 科學
- 好

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我們是誰? 怎麼來到這裡的?

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我不記得了

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我們的頭一定都撞到了
那根有七個凹痕的木頭

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要是有個簡單有趣
還能讓我們跟著哼唱的解釋就好了

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好,仔細聽好了

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{\an8}(又是小菲)

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{\an8}(獨眼巨人)

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{\an8}(百萬富翁)

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{\an8}(基菲)

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{\an8}(牽牛花)

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{\an8}(教授)

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{\an8}(瑪莉珍)

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{\an8}(其他人)

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{\an8}其他人?咬我的生鏽鐵屁股吧

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{\an8}《又是小菲之島》

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這就解釋了一切
除了我們身上穿的時髦服裝

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一定是我們從那些被沖上岸的屍體上
脫下來的

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這就像一間很酷的二手店,用骨頭當衣架

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我們有些人還活著

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活得好好的,親愛的

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這是我的愛侶,基菲

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你應該沒在那堆東西裡看到任何管家吧?

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很多,但他們不是死了就是不聽話

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我會用竹子做後門,我們沒有人類股骨了

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有什麼比俯視賤民更棒的嗎?

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你試過小便嗎?

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在我們痛苦地餓死之前,先去找食物吧

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也許我們應該先找食物的

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來吧,小傢伙

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妳不能逼我,妳不能逼...

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好,我們找遍整座島了

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我現在要唸出我們找到的食物清單

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一顆椰子

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船難者們,恐怕只有一個選擇

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我們必須一個一個吃掉彼此

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我去換衣服吃晚餐

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我該穿什麼?無尾禮服還是香草和奶油?

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兩顆椰子

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佐艾伯格是個好朋友

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我永遠都會記得我們把他放進鍋裡時
他那恐怖的尖叫聲

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如果我沒聽錯歌詞
我只是個單純的農場女孩

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但有時候我會想
這個又大又濕的星球上還有沒有人活著

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只有一個方法能知道

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真的嗎?那比我想像中還多一個

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我相信我能用這堆廢鐵做出無線電

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我有名字,我是其他人

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完成了

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- 喂
- 求救!

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有人聽到嗎?完畢

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我聽到了

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這是知名太空人查普布寧根
在軌道上滔滔不絕

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- 成功了
- 在太空中待了這麼多年

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聽到噁心老人的聲音感覺如釋重負

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準備降落還有迎接帕高拉巴納的木質香調

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飛機!飛機!

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謝謝,我不配得到這種待遇

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我配得上更好的

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你能救我們嗎,大塊頭?

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可以,至少能救你們其中一人
這是雙人親密太空載具

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要救誰聽起來好難決定

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(一百)

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糟糕,我不小心
用裝滿現金的金錶賄賂你了

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查普布寧根無法被賄賂

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我在尋找有意義的人際關係

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也許在那邊的灌木叢裡

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想得美,我絕不會跟

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如此不尊重我錢財的人上床

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請放心,我會用公平
且符合人口結構的篩選過程

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選美比賽

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你介意把那個踢回來給我嗎,大兵?

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我已經做出決定了
這並不容易,因為你們都太好看了

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也因為我的隱形眼鏡
在重返大氣層時燒毀了

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我選擇你

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我?天啊,我的天,不

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沒有地方可以降落
整個地球都被水覆蓋了

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廢話,冰帽五年前就融化了,大家都知道

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我不知道,我在軌道上六年了

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窗戶上都是黑猩猩的殘骸

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那我想就這樣了
人類建立的一切都化為烏有了

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- 愛的終結
- 笑聲的終結

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文明的終結

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我們錯了!

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文明重生了

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我以希望之類的象徵重生了

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一切都跟以前一樣

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只是我們現在更了解海洋了

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沒錯,或是我們現在所謂的世界

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