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Ah, the universe.
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I'm sick of it!
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We know more about
the most distant galaxies
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than about this majestic ocean right here.
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- That's the Hudson River.
- Eh, the whuuh?
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Nature's trashcan.
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Nailed it!
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It's high time we explored the oceans.
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{\an8}I just need to make a few
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{\an8}small modifications to the ship.
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{\an8}Nothing major.
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{\an8}I'll start with the modification nut.
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{\an8}Oof.
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{\an8}And... done.
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{\an8}♪ When laughs are hard to come by ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ Relax, just don't even try ♪
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{\an8}♪ The laugh track ♪
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{\an8}♪ Indicates there's been a joke ♪
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{\an8}♪ The laugh track ♪
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{\an8}♪ Helps out the slower folk ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Laughs ♪
- ♪ Amuse us ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Laughs ♪
- ♪ Inspire us ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Laughs ♪
- ♪ More contagious ♪
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{\an8}♪ Than the Norovirus ♪
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{\an8}♪ Turn up your knob ♪
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♪ For laughs ♪
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♪ Turn up your knob for laughs ♪
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{\an8}Wow. The passenger manifest
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{\an8}reads like a who's who
of B-list celebrities.
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{\an8}More like B-minus.
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{\an8}No, B was about right.
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{\an8}Look! There's Monique and Boxy Robot
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{\an8}from that show people used to watch.
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{\an8}That's strange.
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I thought Monique was dating
famous acting robot Calculon.
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Hm. He's not on the list,
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but we do have a mysterious
Elvis impersonator.
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{\an8}Wow! He looks exactly like
a real Elvis impersonator.
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{\an8}Speaking of "wow,"
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{\an8}there's Florp, the famous comedian,
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{\an8}and his agent-slash-lover,
Ivana Tenpercinski.
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{\an8}My secret dream
was always to be a comedian,
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{\an8}but I was too scared the audience
would get up and walk out.
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{\an8}Like that patient you declared dead.
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And there's that famous magician,
The Great Revealo.
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He looks so sad.
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I shall explain why,
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from over there!
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The smoke concealed my movements.
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If you say so.
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You see, I was engaged
to my beautiful assistant,
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but she died in a magic accident.
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I was sawing her in half
when suddenly, she passed away
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from old age,
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and maybe a little bit of sawing.
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I always had a thing for magicians.
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Really?
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I like magic, too.
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Oh, I don't like magic. Blegh!
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All that unnecessary hand motion.
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No.
I'm just really into magicians.
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"Jailhouse Rock," ma'am.
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"Blue Suede Shoes" to you, sir.
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I mean, what is the deal
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with those people at the buffet?
Know what I'm saying?
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They're all like...
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My hip!
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Wonderful, Mr. Florp!
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I'm a huge fan.
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Yeah. Thanks, uh...?
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Dr. Zoidberg, your ship's doctor,
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but more importantly, an aspiring standup
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who could use some advice, maybe?
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Advice? Sure.
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The setup comes before the punchline,
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and the paycheck comes
before your ass walks on that stage.
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Oh-ho!
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Worldly advice
sweetened with a hilarious joke.
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Thank you, friend.
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You've been
a great audience, good night!
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Zoidberg, what have you done?
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You've opened up a spot
in tonight's big comedy show, that's what.
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But my act is terrible.
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I need a plan.
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Think, you untalented,
murderous bastard. Think!
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I know.
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A laugh track machine!
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Those make even the laziest comedy
seem hilari-funny.
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Ooh. Oh, yeah.
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Problems with the ladies?
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Lay it on me, bro.
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Confess to the Profess.
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Leela's gaga over some magician.
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It's like every time he shows up,
he makes me disappear.
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My man,
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you gotta fight magic with magic.
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The love magic that's in your heart.
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Dig?
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I'll put that on your tab.
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Why, if it isn't Chief Engineer Scruffy!
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Doc, you gotta help me.
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I've been vomitin' blood.
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That's just Norovirus.
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Everyone gets it on every cruise.
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Now, move over.
I got a comedy career to save.
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You're a machine, right, Boiler?
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Yesss.
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I suspected as much.
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So, you can also work
as a laugh track machine?
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Boy, can I?
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You're hired!
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Oh, Boxy, I'm ready to do it with you.
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Aha!
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"Aha," what, Mr. Presley?
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Guess again.
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King of rock 'n roll?
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Guess a third time.
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I don't suppose you could sing
"Heartbreak Hotel"?
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Oh, for the love of...
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Calculon!
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What a shame.
You just missed Elvis.
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You cheated on me
with this clunky Casanova?
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Why?
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And whither?!
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I never told you this, Calculon,
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but Boxy and I are cousins.
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Oh, right.
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You did tell me, but I'd forgotten.
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We've come to throw our late
grandmother's remains into the ocean.
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She was a wine bucket bot.
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Her dying wish
was that we share the bottle
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she'd spent her life chilling.
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Oops. Lucky for her, she's dead.
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Monique, I've been such a fool.
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Can you ever... marry me?
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Oh, Calculon! Yes!
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Yes with a billion zeroes after it.
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Oh! I can't believe Florp fell overboard
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the very minute the cruise started.
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It happens a lot.
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We navigate home
by the trail of floating bodies.
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Oh, hiya, folks.
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Sorry Florp couldn't make it tonight.
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He had a death in the family.
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His own!
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And joke.
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I'll never laugh again.
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So, these two items walk into a bar
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and the punchline says,
"You guys are nuts."
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And then, the setup goes,
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"They were a cashew and a pistachio."
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And joke!
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Ugh, this act is a total train wreck.
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Or I guess I should say, shipwreck.
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Leela, I know you like magicians,
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so I worked up a private show
just for you.
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- What smells?
- Oh, the hat, sorry.
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I borrowed it from The Great Revealo.
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In the depths of his sorrow,
he forgot to feed his rabbit.
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And now, young lady,
if you'll step up on stage.
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Fry, please. You're never going to--
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Pesto al dente.
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I can't believe it.
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This is the first time
I've actually been amazed
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by a magic trick.
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For you, Leela,
I'd pull a rabbit out of anything.
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- But how did you do this?
- Easy.
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Electromagnets.
I found them in the ship's radar.
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What?!
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You disabled the radar?
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Oh no, we're off course!
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We're in the Antarctic
instead of the Caribbean.
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Ta-da!
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Oy! Ah! Huh?
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Oy, I broke all my tuchuses!
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Oh, somehow, Dr. Zoidberg,
you made me laugh again.
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Let me be your agent and lover.
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I want 10% of your income
and 90% of your love.
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Go 8% on income,
and you can have 93% of my love.
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Deal.
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The wreck set off a rare ice fire.
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And as Antarctica melted,
sea levels rose catastrophically
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until virtually all land was underwater.
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It became clear from my tone of voice
that things were grim.
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But a few hardy survivors lived on
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in a brutal, makeshift existence
known as...
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{\an8}- Wetterworld.
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Oh, no!
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The marauders are gaining on us!
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Ha-haw!
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They're after our food!
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Protect the all-you-can-eat buffet
with your lives.
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Give us the whatchamacallit!
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Macaroni salad.
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Or we'll cut off your kajiggers!
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Heads.
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Ow! My kajigger!
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Hey, hand me that whisk, will you?
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Don't fire until you see
the whites of their eggs.
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Not good!
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Hi-ya!
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Hello.
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They exploded!
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You saved us, Leela.
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Well, some of us.
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You're the best captain
in the whole Freeboater Alliance.
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I just hope the bloodshed
will impress my boss,
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Lord Mombatten.
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I'm up for that big promotion
to Chief Warlord.
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Looks like we just have one sail down.
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That's not a sail!
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It's not? Then what is it?
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Uh, ta-da!
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We can still save the carving station!
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Or not.
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Beer.
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Poseidon has provided!
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Aw, man,
this bottle's all full of message.
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We're gonna starve to death.
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There's no food left in the entire world.
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And my boss is coming to dinner?
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Boss ahoy!
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What am I gonna do?
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I'll never get promoted
if I can't serve a big dinner.
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Problem solved.
We'll cook the Professor.
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He's conveniently dead.
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No, just napping face down.
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But I dreamed up an idea.
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If there was some way to descend
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to the ruins of the old world,
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we might find some canned
or waterlogged food.
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I've got it. I'll evolve gills!
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That would take millions of years
for a stupid mammal like you.
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No, we need a better idea.
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And I have one,
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because I'm a professor!
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There! I've built a bathysphere.
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Oh yeah, baby!
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Bite my glass-bottom ass.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Ah, yes. Old New New York.
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The current has brought us
to Planet Express
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and its trove of snack foods.
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One of us will have to make
the perilous journey to the pantry,
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and the other one of us is me.
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Yeah. Actually, my hair just dried, so I--
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Oh, don't worry.
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As long as you're breathing
through this flimsy hose,
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you won't die immediately.
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Jackpot!
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Oops, wrong button.
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Death bubbles. Not a good sign.
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And my boss is here?
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It's Lord Mombatten,
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and we have nothing to serve for dinner.
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Did someone say "food"?
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No, I said "dinner."
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Fry!
You're alive!
262
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,856
Yes. Thank you for noticing.
263
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,191
But more importantly,
264
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,694
I come bearing forgotten
delicacies of old Earth.
265
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,323
Canned onions?
266
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,617
Hey, it's the last food in the world.
267
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,911
There's a reason for that.
268
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,372
I still don't understand how you survived.
269
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,042
You went 20 minutes without air.
270
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,002
I evolved gills. See?
271
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,463
I know you said it was impossible,
272
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,759
but sometimes science happens
if you just have faith.
273
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,889
You better use all the spices
you've got, Ensign.
274
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,892
Spices?
We're in the middle of the ocean, woman!
275
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,312
Holding out on me, eh?
Mutiny!
276
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,442
Ooh, this can looks a bit swollen.
277
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,777
Could be botulism.
278
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,071
What, are we trying for a Michelin Star?
279
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,489
Cook it!
280
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,876
Lord Mombatten.
281
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,504
We're so glad you could
join us for dinner.
282
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,631
I don't care if you're glad or dead.
283
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,799
I just want the dinner.
284
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,553
Mm. [chuckles] Mm!
285
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,763
This onion curry is delicious,
286
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,474
and it's smoothing my frown lines,
for some reason.
287
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,226
Thank you, Captain Leela.
288
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,187
You know, I've been considering you
for a big promotion to--
289
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,982
Chief Warlord?
290
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,818
- A big promo--
- I already know that part.
291
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,741
Oh, no. I killed her!
292
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,785
Now, she'll never promote me.
293
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,246
On the bright side, we can eat her.
294
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,081
Anyone hungry for a Momwich?
295
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,042
When I said we were
having my boss for dinner,
296
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,878
this isn't what I meant.
297
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,090
Well, everything worked out fine,
298
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,634
except there's still a lot of gas
shooting outta my hose.
299
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,143
Don't panic.
300
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,107
Don't panic!
301
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,447
Whoa.
That was the entire human race.
302
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,949
So, I finally killed all humans?
303
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,826
Ah, check that off the bucket list.
304
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,287
Well, I guess that makes you
Chief Warlord, Leela.
305
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,705
Where to?
306
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:42,126
Legends speak of a tiny
speck of land that still exists,
307
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,003
and there's only one map.
308
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,631
I got it on spring break.
309
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:50,927
Looks like it'll be about
a three-hour tour.
310
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,368
What's this weird water we're sitting on?
311
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,915
It's not water, it's the other thing.
312
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:21,999
Land!
313
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,626
We made it to dry land.
314
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,837
Yum, sand fleas.
315
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,383
Wait. How did a 5,000-foot glacier melt
316
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,219
and raise sea level by 29,000 feet?
317
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,346
- Science!
- 'Kay.
318
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,015
So, who are we? And how'd we get here?
319
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,475
I don't remember.
320
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,269
We must have all hit our heads on that log
321
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,563
with seven dents in it.
322
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,315
If only there were a quick,
fun explanation
323
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,900
we could hum along to.
324
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,281
♪ The premise started getting rough ♪
325
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,700
♪ The writers hit the sauce ♪
326
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,451
♪ If not for a song
that explained it all ♪
327
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,704
♪ The viewer would be lost ♪
328
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,956
Okay. Listen carefully.
329
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,708
{\an8}♪ With Phil Again ♪
330
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,043
{\an8}♪ And his Cyclops friend ♪
331
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,880
{\an8}♪ The Shmillionaire
and her beautiful Smizmar ♪
332
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,216
{\an8}♪ The TV trope ♪
333
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,552
{\an8}♪ Professor Dope ♪
334
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,345
{\an8}♪ Simple farm girl Mary-Jane ♪
335
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,473
{\an8}♪ And last and least, the rest ♪
336
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,393
{\an8}The rest? Bite my rusty metal ass!
337
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,233
Well, that explains everything,
338
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,736
except those jaunty outfits
we were wearing.
339
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,238
We must have gotten them
off those washed-up corpses.
340
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,364
Ooh!
341
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,991
It's like a cool thrift store
342
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,368
that uses bones instead of hangers.
343
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,706
Some of us are still alive.
344
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,334
Alive and ravishing, darling.
345
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,754
I say, it's my Smizmar, Kiffy.
346
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,965
I don't suppose you saw
any butlers in that pile?
347
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,175
Oh, plenty.
348
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,844
But they're all either
dead or insubordinate.
349
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,809
Hmm.
I'll make the back door out of bamboo.
350
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,062
We're all out of human femurs.
351
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:11,359
Is there anything better
than looking down on the riff-raff?
352
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,069
Have you tried urinating?
353
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,489
Well, let's search for food
354
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,783
before we starve to death in agony.
355
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,660
Uh, maybe we should have done that first.
356
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,578
Come on, little buddy.
357
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,704
You can't make me.
358
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,873
You can't make me. You can't make--
359
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,250
Ooh! Ow, ow, ow!
360
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,879
Okay, we searched the island.
361
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,965
I will now read the list
of all the food we found.
362
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,218
One coconut.
363
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,806
Ow!
364
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,684
Castaways, I'm afraid
there's only one option.
365
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,228
We'll have to eat each other one by one.
366
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,651
I'll go dress for dinner.
What should I wear?
367
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,028
A dinner jacket, or herbs and butter?
368
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,907
Ow!
369
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,493
Two coconuts.
370
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,580
Ow!
371
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,925
Zoidberg was a good friend.
372
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,553
I'll always remember
his blood-curdling screams
373
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,513
as we lowered him into the pot.
374
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,518
If I heard the lyrics correctly,
I'm a simple farm girl.
375
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,147
But sometimes I wonder
if anyone else is alive
376
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,149
on this big ol' wet planet.
377
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,651
There's only one way to find out.
378
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,027
Really? That's one more
379
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,029
than I thought there was.
380
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,824
I'm fairly certain I can make a radio
381
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,409
out of this junk heap.
382
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,952
Uh, I have a name.
383
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,454
It's "The Rest."
384
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,039
And... done!
385
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,710
- Hey!
- Mayday! Mayday!
386
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,129
Does anyone read me? Over.
387
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,006
I read you.
388
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,258
This is famous astronaut Zapp Brannigan,
389
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,218
talk-jaculating from orbit.
390
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,344
It worked!
391
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,180
After years in space,
392
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,224
what a relief to hear
a gross old man's voice.
393
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,810
Prepare for landing and the woodsy aroma
394
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,854
of Paco Rabanne.
395
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,067
Da plane! Da plane!
396
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,826
Thank you. Thank you.
397
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,244
I don't deserve this.
398
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,579
I deserve much more.
399
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,167
So, can you save us, big boy?
400
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,251
Yes.
401
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,795
Well, one of you anyway.
402
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,798
It's an intimate space vehicle for two.
403
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:42,092
Deciding who to save sounds so difficult.
404
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,596
Oops! I accidentally bribed you
405
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,140
with a gold timepiece full of cash.
406
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,602
Zapp Brannigan can't be bribed.
407
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,688
I'm looking for meaningful
human companionship.
408
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,690
Perhaps in those bushes over there.
409
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,901
The very idea!
410
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,947
I could never sleep with someone
who has so little respect for my money.
411
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,618
Rest assured, I'll make my choice
412
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,746
via a fair and demographic process.
413
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,498
A beauty contest.
414
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,379
You mind kicking those
back to me, soldier?
415
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,427
I have made my decision,
and it wasn't easy,
416
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,555
because you're all gorgeous.
417
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,391
And because my contacts
burned up on reentry.
418
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,435
I choose you!
419
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,521
Me?
420
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,356
Oh my, oh dear.
421
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,400
No.
422
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,624
There was nowhere to land!
423
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,751
The entire Earth is covered with water.
424
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,379
Duh! The ice caps melted five years ago.
425
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,714
Everybody knows that.
426
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,550
Not me. I've been in orbit for six years,
427
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,761
and the windows were smeared
with chimp remains.
428
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,846
Ugh.
429
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,723
Then, I guess this is it.
430
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,976
All that humanity built, gone.
431
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,145
The end of love.
432
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,980
The end of laughter.
433
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,735
The end of civilization.
434
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,753
We were wrong!
435
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,047
Civilization was reborn.
436
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,383
And I regenerated
as a symbol of hope or something.
437
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,136
Everything's just like it was before.
438
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,513
Except now, we know a lot more
about the ocean.
439
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,681
Indeed.
440
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,393
Or as we now call it, the world.