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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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- [glass shattering]
- [♪ theme concludes]
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[♪ soft music playing]
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Ah, the universe.
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I'm sick of it!
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We know more about
the most distant galaxies
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than about this majestic ocean right here.
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- [Leela] That's the Hudson River.
- [Professor] Eh, the whuuh?
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[Bender] Nature's trashcan.
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[grunts] Nailed it!
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It's high time we explored the oceans.
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- [wrench clanking]
- I just need to make a few
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small modifications to the ship.
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Nothing major.
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I'll start with the modification nut.
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[grunting] Oof.
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And... done.
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[ship horn blowing]
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[♪ light tropical music playing]
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♪ When laughs are hard to come by ♪
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- [tentacle thuds]
- ♪ Relax, just don't even try ♪
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- [glass shattering]
- [laughter]
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♪ The laugh track ♪
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♪ Indicates there's been a joke ♪
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[audience laughing]
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♪ The laugh track ♪
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♪ Helps out the slower folk ♪
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[audience laughing]
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- ♪ Laughs ♪
- ♪ Amuse us ♪
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- ♪ Laughs ♪
- ♪ Inspire us ♪
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- ♪ Laughs ♪
- ♪ More contagious ♪
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♪ Than the Norovirus ♪
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♪ Turn up your knob ♪
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♪ For laughs ♪
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♪ Turn up your knob for laughs ♪
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[audience laughing]
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[Amy] Wow. The passenger manifest
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reads like a who's who
of B-list celebrities.
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- More like B-minus.
- [audience laughing]
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No, B was about right.
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Look! There's Monique and Boxy Robot
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from that show people used to watch.
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That's strange.
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I thought Monique was dating
famous acting robot Calculon.
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Hm. He's not on the list,
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but we do have a mysterious
Elvis impersonator.
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[♪ sneaky music playing]
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Wow! He looks exactly like
a real Elvis impersonator.
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- [audience laughing]
- Speaking of "wow,"
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there's Florp, the famous comedian,
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and his agent-slash-lover,
Ivana Tenpercinski.
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My secret dream
was always to be a comedian,
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but I was too scared the audience
would get up and walk out.
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Like that patient you declared dead.
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[audience laughing]
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And there's that famous magician,
The Great Revealo.
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He looks so sad.
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I shall explain why,
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from over there!
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[smoke bomb exploding]
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The smoke concealed my movements.
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If you say so.
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You see, I was engaged
to my beautiful assistant,
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but she died in a magic accident.
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I was sawing her in half
when suddenly, she passed away
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from old age,
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- and maybe a little bit of sawing.
- [audience laughing]
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I always had a thing for magicians.
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Really?
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I like magic, too.
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Oh, I don't like magic. Blegh!
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All that unnecessary hand motion.
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[laughing] No.
I'm just really into magicians.
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[sighs]
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[♪ upbeat rock 'n roll music playing]
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"Jailhouse Rock," ma'am.
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"Blue Suede Shoes" to you, sir.
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I mean, what is the deal
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with those people at the buffet?
Know what I'm saying?
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They're all like...
[growling and grumbling]
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- [group laughing]
- [glass shattering]
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[passenger] My hip!
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Wonderful, Mr. Florp!
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I'm a huge fan.
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Yeah. Thanks, uh...?
[awkward chuckle]
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Dr. Zoidberg, your ship's doctor,
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but more importantly, an aspiring standup
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who could use some advice, maybe?
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Advice? Sure.
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The setup comes before the punchline,
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and the paycheck comes
before your ass walks on that stage.
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- [shouting]
- Oh-ho!
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Worldly advice
sweetened with a hilarious joke.
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Thank you, friend.
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[Florp screaming]
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[Florp] You've been
a great audience, good night!
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- [water splashing]
- [audience laughing]
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Zoidberg, what have you done?
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You've opened up a spot
in tonight's big comedy show, that's what.
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But my act is terrible.
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I need a plan.
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Think, you untalented,
murderous bastard. Think!
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[gasps] I know.
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A laugh track machine!
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Those make even the laziest comedy
seem hilari-funny.
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[audience laughing and clapping]
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[♪ lighthearted suspenseful music playing]
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Ooh. Oh, yeah.
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Problems with the ladies?
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Lay it on me, bro.
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Confess to the Profess.
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Leela's gaga over some magician.
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It's like every time he shows up,
he makes me disappear.
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- [audience laughing]
- My man,
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you gotta fight magic with magic.
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The love magic that's in your heart.
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Dig? [clicking tongue]
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- [gun fires]
- [glass shattering]
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- [audience laughing]
- I'll put that on your tab.
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[Scruffy grunting]
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- [flames whooshing]
- [coughing]
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Why, if it isn't Chief Engineer Scruffy!
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Doc, you gotta help me.
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I've been vomitin' blood.
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- [Scruffy coughing]
- [audience laughing]
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That's just Norovirus.
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Everyone gets it on every cruise.
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Now, move over.
I got a comedy career to save.
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You're a machine, right, Boiler?
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- Yesss.
- [steam hissing]
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I suspected as much.
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So, you can also work
as a laugh track machine?
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Boy, can I?
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[multiple voices laughing]
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- You're hired!
- [steam hissing]
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[Scruffy groaning]
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[♪ lighthearted music playing]
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Oh, Boxy, I'm ready to do it with you.
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- [Boxy beeping]
- Aha!
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"Aha," what, Mr. Presley?
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- Guess again.
- [♪ dramatic sting]
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King of rock 'n roll?
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Guess a third time.
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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I don't suppose you could sing
"Heartbreak Hotel"?
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- Oh, for the love of...
- [fabric ripping]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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[gasps] Calculon!
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What a shame.
You just missed Elvis.
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You cheated on me
with this clunky Casanova?
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Why?
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- And whither?!
- [glass shattering]
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I never told you this, Calculon,
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but Boxy and I are cousins.
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[♪ intense dramatic sting]
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Oh, right.
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You did tell me, but I'd forgotten.
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We've come to throw our late
grandmother's remains into the ocean.
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She was a wine bucket bot.
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Her dying wish
was that we share the bottle
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she'd spent her life chilling.
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- Oops. Lucky for her, she's dead.
- [audience laughing]
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Monique, I've been such a fool.
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Can you ever... marry me?
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Oh, Calculon! Yes!
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Yes with a billion zeroes after it.
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- [♪ soft romantic music playing]
- [lips clanging]
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[Monique groaning]
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- [Boxy beeps]
- [audience laughing]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[paper rustling]
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Oh! I can't believe Florp fell overboard
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the very minute the cruise started.
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It happens a lot.
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We navigate home
by the trail of floating bodies.
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[boiler laughing in multiple voices]
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Oh, hiya, folks.
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Sorry Florp couldn't make it tonight.
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He had a death in the family.
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His own!
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And joke.
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[boiler laughing in multiple voices]
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[Ivana sobbing]
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I'll never laugh again.
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So, these two items walk into a bar
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and the punchline says,
"You guys are nuts."
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And then, the setup goes,
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"They were a cashew and a pistachio."
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[boiler laughing in multiple voices]
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And joke!
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Ugh, this act is a total train wreck.
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Or I guess I should say, shipwreck.
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- [ship horn blares]
- [♪ intense dramatic music playing]
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[raucous audience laughter]
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[♪ light, upbeat music playing]
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Leela, I know you like magicians,
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so I worked up a private show
just for you.
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- [sniffing] What smells?
- Oh, the hat, sorry.
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I borrowed it from The Great Revealo.
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In the depths of his sorrow,
he forgot to feed his rabbit.
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- [bones clattering]
- [audience laughing]
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And now, young lady,
if you'll step up on stage.
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Fry, please. You're never going to--
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Pesto al dente.
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[♪ soft, ethereal music playing]
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[gasps] I can't believe it.
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This is the first time
I've actually been amazed
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by a magic trick.
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For you, Leela,
I'd pull a rabbit out of anything.
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- [lips smacking]
- [audience swooning]
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- But how did you do this?
- Easy.
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Electromagnets.
I found them in the ship's radar.
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[electricity zapping]
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What?!
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You disabled the radar?
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- [hologram zapping]
- Oh no, we're off course!
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We're in the Antarctic
instead of the Caribbean.
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Ta-da!
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- [♪ intense dramatic music playing]
- [ship crashing]
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- [glass shattering]
- [Zoidberg grunting]
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Oy! Ah! Huh?
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Oy, I broke all my tuchuses!
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[Ivana laughing]
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Oh, somehow, Dr. Zoidberg,
you made me laugh again.
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Let me be your agent and lover.
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I want 10% of your income
and 90% of your love.
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Go 8% on income,
and you can have 93% of my love.
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Deal.
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- [♪ soft, romantic music playing]
- [couple moaning]
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[boiler laughing in multiple voices]
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[boiler screaming in multiple voices]
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[dramatic narrator]
The wreck set off a rare ice fire.
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And as Antarctica melted,
sea levels rose catastrophically
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until virtually all land was underwater.
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It became clear from my tone of voice
that things were grim.
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But a few hardy survivors lived on
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in a brutal, makeshift existence
known as...
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- [water splashing]
- Wetterworld.
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[♪ slow, dramatic music playing]
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[Amy] Oh, no!
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The marauders are gaining on us!
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- [guns firing]
- [Roberto] Ha-haw!
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They're after our food!
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Protect the all-you-can-eat buffet
with your lives.
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Give us the whatchamacallit!
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Macaroni salad.
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Or we'll cut off your kajiggers!
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Heads.
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Ow! My kajigger!
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Hey, hand me that whisk, will you?
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Don't fire until you see
the whites of their eggs.
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- [slingshot sproings]
- Ow!
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[Amy grunting]
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- [metal clanging]
- [rope creaking]
255
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,650
[group shrieking]
256
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,485
[Professor] Oh!
257
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,988
Not good!
258
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,907
- Hi-ya!
- [engine rumbling]
259
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,159
Hello.
260
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,245
- [jet skis exploding]
- They exploded!
261
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,788
[group laughing and cheering]
262
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,373
You saved us, Leela.
263
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,499
Well, some of us.
264
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,794
You're the best captain
in the whole Freeboater Alliance.
265
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,547
I just hope the bloodshed
will impress my boss,
266
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,798
Lord Mombatten.
267
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,759
I'm up for that big promotion
to Chief Warlord.
268
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,345
Looks like we just have one sail down.
269
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,597
That's not a sail!
270
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,432
It's not? Then what is it?
271
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,434
[grunts]
272
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,186
Uh, ta-da!
273
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,437
[table crashing]
274
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,773
- [group gasping]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
275
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,776
We can still save the carving station!
276
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,446
[shark chomping]
277
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,700
Or not.
278
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,202
[gasps] Beer.
279
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,079
Poseidon has provided!
280
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,081
[cork popping]
281
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,918
Aw, man,
this bottle's all full of message.
282
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,544
We're gonna starve to death.
283
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,256
There's no food left in the entire world.
284
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,218
And my boss is coming to dinner?
285
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,013
[audience gasping, laughing]
286
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,806
Boss ahoy!
287
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,558
What am I gonna do?
288
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,269
I'll never get promoted
if I can't serve a big dinner.
289
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,354
[audience laughing]
290
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,190
Problem solved.
We'll cook the Professor.
291
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,234
He's conveniently dead.
292
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,653
No, just napping face down.
293
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,614
But I dreamed up an idea.
294
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,950
If there was some way to descend
295
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,868
to the ruins of the old world,
296
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,038
we might find some canned
or waterlogged food.
297
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,123
I've got it. I'll evolve gills!
298
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:34,169
That would take millions of years
for a stupid mammal like you.
299
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,672
No, we need a better idea.
300
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,965
And I have one,
301
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,676
because I'm a professor!
302
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,888
[welder zapping]
303
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,391
There! I've built a bathysphere.
304
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,684
Oh yeah, baby!
305
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,477
Bite my glass-bottom ass.
306
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,561
[glass clinking]
307
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,565
[♪ slow, suspenseful music playing]
308
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,611
[both] Whoa.
309
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,905
Whoa.
310
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,325
[Professor] Ah, yes. Old New New York.
311
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:08,245
The current has brought us
to Planet Express
312
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,456
and its trove of snack foods.
313
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,957
[metallic thudding]
314
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,378
One of us will have to make
the perilous journey to the pantry,
315
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,380
and the other one of us is me.
316
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,882
Yeah. Actually, my hair just dried, so I--
317
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,926
- [garbling]
- [mask snapping]
318
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,094
Oh, don't worry.
319
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,222
As long as you're breathing
through this flimsy hose,
320
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,932
you won't die immediately.
321
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,936
[♪ slow, dramatic music playing]
322
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,901
[gasps] Jackpot!
323
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,071
- [whirring]
- Oops, wrong button.
324
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,241
- [hose snapping]
- [gurgled screaming]
325
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,493
♪
326
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,829
[bubbles popping]
327
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,916
- Death bubbles. Not a good sign.
- [ship horn honking]
328
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:59,088
- And my boss is here?
- [ship horn honking]
329
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,384
[Leela] It's Lord Mombatten,
330
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,012
and we have nothing to serve for dinner.
331
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,514
- [water splashing]
- [♪ triumphant music playing]
332
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,433
Did someone say "food"?
333
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,976
No, I said "dinner."
334
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,145
[gasps] Fry!
You're alive!
335
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,938
Yes. Thank you for noticing.
336
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,273
But more importantly,
337
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,777
I come bearing forgotten
delicacies of old Earth.
338
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,987
[♪ dramatic, theatrical music playing]
339
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,405
Canned onions?
340
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,699
Hey, it's the last food in the world.
341
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,993
- There's a reason for that.
- [Bender grunting]
342
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,455
I still don't understand how you survived.
343
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,124
You went 20 minutes without air.
344
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,085
I evolved gills. See?
345
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,545
[floppy-lipped]
I know you said it was impossible,
346
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,759
but sometimes science happens
if you just have faith.
347
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,843
- [pan clanks]
- [flames whooshing]
348
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,971
You better use all the spices
you've got, Ensign.
349
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,892
Spices?
We're in the middle of the ocean, woman!
350
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,395
Holding out on me, eh?
Mutiny!
351
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,646
- [tape ripping]
- [Hermes screaming]
352
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,231
[audience laughing]
353
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,525
Ooh, this can looks a bit swollen.
354
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,859
Could be botulism.
355
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,153
What, are we trying for a Michelin Star?
356
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,489
Cook it!
357
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,995
- [♪ dramatic, suspenseful music playing]
- [boat engine rumbling]
358
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,790
[Amy shrieks]
359
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,959
Lord Mombatten.
360
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,586
We're so glad you could
join us for dinner.
361
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,713
I don't care if you're glad or dead.
362
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,881
I just want the dinner.
363
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,466
[pan sizzling]
364
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,635
Mm. [chuckles] Mm!
365
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,846
This onion curry is delicious,
366
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,557
and it's smoothing my frown lines,
for some reason.
367
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,308
Thank you, Captain Leela.
368
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,270
You know, I've been considering you
for a big promotion to--
369
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,064
- [choking and gagging]
- Chief Warlord?
370
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,900
- A big promo-- [choking]
- I already know that part.
371
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,737
[continues choking and gagging]
372
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,824
Oh, no. I killed her!
373
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,868
Now, she'll never promote me.
374
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,328
On the bright side, we can eat her.
375
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,164
- Anyone hungry for a Momwich?
- [audience laughing]
376
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,125
When I said we were
having my boss for dinner,
377
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,960
this isn't what I meant.
378
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,587
[audience laughing]
379
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,173
Well, everything worked out fine,
380
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,717
except there's still a lot of gas
shooting outta my hose.
381
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:13,097
- [hose hissing]
- [group shrieking]
382
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,932
[flames whooshing]
383
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,225
Don't panic.
384
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,228
- [ship exploding]
- [water bubbling]
385
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,190
[pirate] Don't panic!
386
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,193
[ships exploding]
387
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,529
Whoa.
That was the entire human race.
388
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,032
So, I finally killed all humans?
389
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,909
Ah, check that off the bucket list.
390
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,369
Well, I guess that makes you
Chief Warlord, Leela.
391
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,787
Where to?
392
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:42,209
Legends speak of a tiny
speck of land that still exists,
393
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,003
and there's only one map.
394
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,713
[laughing] I got it on spring break.
395
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:51,009
Looks like it'll be about
a three-hour tour.
396
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,013
- [thunder crashing]
- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
397
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,351
- [thunder crashing]
- [shrieking]
398
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,189
[shrieking continues]
399
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,947
[group grumbling]
400
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,450
What's this weird water we're sitting on?
401
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,077
[Bender gulping]
402
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,578
[gagging, spitting]
403
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,997
It's not water, it's the other thing.
404
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,082
Land!
405
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,708
We made it to dry land.
406
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,126
[group cheering]
407
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,920
[Zoidberg] Yum, sand fleas.
408
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,465
Wait. How did a 5,000-foot glacier melt
409
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,301
and raise sea level by 29,000 feet?
410
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,428
- Science!
- 'Kay.
411
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,098
So, who are we? And how'd we get here?
412
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,558
I don't remember.
413
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,351
We must have all hit our heads on that log
414
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,645
- with seven dents in it.
- [audience laughing]
415
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,398
If only there were a quick,
fun explanation
416
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,983
we could hum along to.
417
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:51,361
- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
- [thunder crashing]
418
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,363
♪ The premise started getting rough ♪
419
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,782
♪ The writers hit the sauce ♪
420
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,534
♪ If not for a song
that explained it all ♪
421
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,786
♪ The viewer would be lost ♪
422
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,038
Okay. Listen carefully.
423
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,790
♪ With Phil Again ♪
424
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,126
♪ And his Cyclops friend ♪
425
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,963
♪ The Shmillionaire
and her beautiful Smizmar ♪
426
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,299
♪ The TV trope ♪
427
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,634
♪ Professor Dope ♪
428
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,428
♪ Simple farm girl Mary-Jane ♪
429
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,556
♪ And last and least, the rest ♪
430
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,475
The rest? Bite my rusty metal ass!
431
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,271
[♪ lighthearted music playing]
432
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,316
Well, that explains everything,
433
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,818
except those jaunty outfits
we were wearing.
434
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,321
We must have gotten them
off those washed-up corpses.
435
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,447
Ooh!
436
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,073
It's like a cool thrift store
437
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,451
that uses bones instead of hangers.
438
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,827
[audience laughing]
439
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,788
- [flies buzzing]
- Some of us are still alive.
440
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,416
Alive and ravishing, darling.
441
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,836
[snobbishly]
I say, it's my Smizmar, Kiffy.
442
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,048
I don't suppose you saw
any butlers in that pile?
443
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,257
Oh, plenty.
444
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,926
But they're all either
dead or insubordinate.
445
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:01,139
- [audience laughing]
- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
446
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,892
Hmm.
I'll make the back door out of bamboo.
447
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,144
We're all out of human femurs.
448
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,771
[audience laughing]
449
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:11,441
Is there anything better
than looking down on the riff-raff?
450
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,151
Have you tried urinating?
451
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,527
- [glasses clinking]
- [audience laughing]
452
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,571
Well, let's search for food
453
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,865
before we starve to death in agony.
454
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,742
Uh, maybe we should have done that first.
455
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,661
- [audience laughing]
- Come on, little buddy.
456
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,955
You can't make me. You can't make--
457
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,333
[shrieking and screaming]
Ooh! Ow, ow, ow!
458
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,251
[♪ lighthearted music playing]
459
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,961
Okay, we searched the island.
460
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,965
I will now read the list
of all the food we found.
461
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,218
One coconut.
462
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,512
[audience laughing]
463
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,888
- [coconut thuds]
- Ow!
464
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,766
Castaways, I'm afraid
there's only one option.
465
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,310
We'll have to eat each other one by one.
466
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,189
[♪ slow, dramatic music playing]
467
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,733
I'll go dress for dinner.
What should I wear?
468
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,111
A dinner jacket, or herbs and butter?
469
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,697
[audience laughing and applauding]
470
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,907
- [coconut thuds]
- Ow!
471
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,493
Two coconuts.
472
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,453
[audience booing]
473
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,580
- [coconut thuds]
- Ow!
474
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,000
[♪ lighthearted music playing]
475
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,003
[group moaning and chewing]
476
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,005
[Amy belches]
477
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,007
Zoidberg was a good friend.
478
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,635
I'll always remember
his blood-curdling screams
479
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,595
as we lowered him into the pot.
480
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,097
[audience laughing]
481
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,600
If I heard the lyrics correctly,
I'm a simple farm girl.
482
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,229
But sometimes I wonder
if anyone else is alive
483
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,231
on this big ol' wet planet.
484
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,734
There's only one way to find out.
485
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,110
Really? That's one more
486
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,112
- than I thought there was.
- [audience laughing]
487
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,906
I'm fairly certain I can make a radio
488
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,491
out of this junk heap.
489
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,034
Uh, I have a name.
490
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,536
It's "The Rest."
491
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,039
- [metallic squeaking]
- And... done!
492
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,792
- Hey!
- Mayday! Mayday!
493
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,211
Does anyone read me? Over.
494
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,088
- [radio static]
- [Zapp Brannigan] I read you.
495
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,340
This is famous astronaut Zapp Brannigan,
496
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,301
talk-jaculating from orbit.
497
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,427
It worked!
498
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,262
[Zapp] After years in space,
499
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,307
what a relief to hear
a gross old man's voice.
500
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,893
Prepare for landing and the woodsy aroma
501
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,936
of Paco Rabanne.
502
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,856
[audience laughing]
503
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,150
Da plane! Da plane!
[groans]
504
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,319
[splashing]
505
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,654
[hatch creaking]
506
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,990
[group cheering]
507
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,909
- [group applauding]
- Thank you. Thank you.
508
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,327
I don't deserve this.
509
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,579
I deserve much more.
510
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,249
- [♪ sultry music playing]
- So, can you save us, big boy?
511
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,334
Yes.
512
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,877
Well, one of you anyway.
513
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,880
It's an intimate space vehicle for two.
514
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:42,092
Deciding who to save sounds so difficult.
515
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,678
Oops! I accidentally bribed you
516
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,223
with a gold timepiece full of cash.
517
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,557
[audience laughing]
518
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,684
Zapp Brannigan can't be bribed.
519
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,771
I'm looking for meaningful
human companionship.
520
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,773
Perhaps in those bushes over there.
521
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,983
[shudders] The very idea!
522
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,029
I could never sleep with someone
who has so little respect for my money.
523
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,323
[audience laughing]
524
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,700
Rest assured, I'll make my choice
525
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,829
via a fair and demographic process.
526
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,580
A beauty contest.
527
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,209
- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
- [audience laughing]
528
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,461
You mind kicking those
back to me, soldier?
529
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,923
- [audience laughing]
- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
530
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,510
I have made my decision,
and it wasn't easy,
531
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,637
because you're all gorgeous.
532
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,473
And because my contacts
burned up on reentry.
533
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,267
[audience laughing]
534
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,435
I choose you!
535
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,603
Me?
536
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,438
Oh my, oh dear.
537
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,482
- No. [nervous muttering]
- [alarm chirping]
538
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,486
[♪ soft music playing]
539
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,201
[rocket zooming]
540
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,996
[water splashing]
541
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,080
[hatch creaking]
542
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,707
There was nowhere to land!
543
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,834
The entire Earth is covered with water.
544
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,461
Duh! The ice caps melted five years ago.
545
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,796
Everybody knows that.
546
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,632
Not me. I've been in orbit for six years,
547
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,844
and the windows were smeared
with chimp remains.
548
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,928
Ugh.
549
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,805
Then, I guess this is it.
550
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,058
All that humanity built, gone.
551
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,227
The end of love.
552
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,062
The end of laughter.
553
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,731
[audience laughing]
554
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,817
The end of civilization.
555
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,571
[♪ slow, somber music playing]
556
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,699
[waves lapping]
557
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,413
[♪ soft, triumphant music playing]
558
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,835
[Professor] We were wrong!
559
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,129
Civilization was reborn.
560
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,466
And I regenerated
as a symbol of hope or something.
561
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,218
Everything's just like it was before.
562
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,596
Except now, we know a lot more
about the ocean.
563
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,764
Indeed.
564
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,476
Or as we now call it, the world.
565
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:59,772
[audience laughing and applauding]
566
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,279
♪