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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]

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[glass shatters]

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[♪ theme concludes]

4
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]

5
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[metallic tiptoeing footsteps]

6
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[tiny feet retracting]

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[Bender grunts]

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[metallic clank]

9
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[♪ suspenseful music continues]

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The perfect crime.

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A pitch-black night,

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-an unsuspecting victim...
-[Hyper-Chicken snoring clucks]

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...and a master burglar
known only as, "The Cat."

14
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[quietly] It's me, Bender.

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[snoring clucks]

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[Bender quietly giggling]

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Ah!

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Cock-a-doodle-what-now?

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[Bender yelps]

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Whoa-oh-oh, oh! [screaming]

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[continues screaming]

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[thuds loudly]

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[cracking]

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Man, what the hell ruined The Cat's
pitch-black moonless night?

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[♪ mysterious music playing]

26
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[♪ news theme plays on TV]

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News flash.

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A new flash has mysteriously
appeared in the sky.

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Reports indicate the intense glare
is visible throughout the known universe.

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And let me add that it is
not helping my hangover!

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[Morbo groaning, head pulsing]

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[Linda laughs]

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Even scientists have no idea what it is.

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I know exactly what it is!

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[grunts weakly]

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[remote clatters]

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It's been theorized,
but never before observed.

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[TV shatters]

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A white hole!

40
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So, no one knows what it does?

41
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I know exactly what it does!

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It's the precise opposite of a black hole.

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Instead of sucking everything in,
it blasts everything out.

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Energy, matter, time-- the big three.

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And no one knows why?

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I know exactly why!

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Oh. No, wait, I don't.

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Well, I think it's because
it wants attention.

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Why would you think that?

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[♪ ominous music playing]

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Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!

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Huh... huh... huh...?

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[Kirk] Ah...

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[wings fluttering]

55
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I think it means "attention."

56
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Oh, right, right, right, right.

57
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[white hole whooshing]

58
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[The Great Inviter]
Greetings, Universe Six.

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[all gasping]

60
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Six?

61
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[The Great Inviter] We of the outer realms
have opened this white hole...

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Told ya!

63
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[The Great Inviter]
...as a portal that you may join

64
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the other 12 or so universes

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in bearing witness to the greatest
event that can be witnessed...

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Somethin' about my ass? [giggles]

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[The Great Inviter]
...the birth of a new universe.

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[all] Whoa.

69
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Congrats.

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[The Great Inviter]
You must choose a group

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of your worthiest representatives.

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If there are eight or less
sentient beings in your universe,

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you can all come.

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Otherwise, figure something out.

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[white hole whooshing]

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My friends,

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I can think of no finer crew
to represent our universe.

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But we'll need to persuade
the President of Earth

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in language he'll understand.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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Look, I'm touched and flattered
by the size of this pile,

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and I'd love to send you on this mission,

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but there's a problem.

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Gotcha.

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-[grunting]
-[coins jingling]

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Um, no backsies,

87
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but I'm afraid this is
one of those rare problems

88
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that can't be solved with bribery.

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-Rosemary!
-[Rosemary] [over intercom] Yeah?

90
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Send in the Secretary of Space.

91
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And, uh, cue his theme song.

92
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[♪ fanciful whistling theme song playing]

93
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Bubblegum Tate!

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Farnsy, my man!

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[hands smacking]

96
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So, why can't I go?

97
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You're just too dang old.

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You take that back!

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Why, if I weren't so old,
I'd cider your apples.

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It's simple physics, Prof.

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You're right, it's so obvious!

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The white hole is shooting
chronitons in all directions.

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Mm-hmm. It's the Larry Bird of holes.

104
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The local time acceleration
must be immense.

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Anyone approaching it
would age substantially.

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Right on.

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And as it is, you might drop dead

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before the end of this sentence...

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Was that a period or a comma?

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Ellipses, dig?

111
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We need some young blood for this mission,

112
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comma...

113
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so, we have selected these members

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of the Sunnyside Middle School
Model U.N. Team

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to represent our universe.

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Fine, upstanding youngsters.

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Not a hippie or commie among them.

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Gee whiz!

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We'll try our very best
to make everyone proud.

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Ooh, I hate her so much!

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That should have been me!

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Now, your journey will be long.

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But not as long as the long-lasting taste

124
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of Charleston Chew!

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-[fireworks popping]
-[cheering and applause]

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-[♪ inspiring music playing]
-[applause continues]

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[whimpering]

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[rocket fires, takes off]

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[rocket zooming]

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[cheering and applause continue]

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-[loud crashing]
-[crowd gasping]

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Well, that was quick.

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[♪ dramatic sting]

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Boo!

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Little girl, tell us of
the wonders you witnessed.

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Gee whiz.

137
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By the ship's clock,

138
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we had been traveling for 80 years

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when it all went to hell.

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The winds of time blew
against us like a hurricane

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and forced us back to Earth.

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Our bodies withered and our lives wasted.

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[Professor gleefully giggles]

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We must have underestimated
the chroniton flux.

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Bender, give me somethin' to write on.

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-[fast scribbling]
-Ooh! [chuckles] Oh yeah.

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A little to the left.

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Huh, according to those assulations,

149
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it is possible to reach the white hole.

150
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Maybe, but it would take
the most powerful rocket ever built,

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and a crew in stone-cold storage

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for 10 million years.

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Make it so!

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I'll be proud to lead the mission.

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My life will have meaning after all.

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-[coughing, choking]
-[body thuds]

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Aw.

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I'll take her wallet to remember her by.

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And thus,

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I was named leader
of the greatest adventure

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in the history of the universe.

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Sure. Uh, why not?

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[howling] Aroooo!

164
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[♪ thrilling music playing]

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[announcer] This Week in the Universe!

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Dateline Sol 3.

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Corners are being cut and expenses spared

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to build the largest rocket ever conceived

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in record time!

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And what's this cherry on top?

171
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Why, it's the Planet Express ship,
whose heroic crew

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will serve as our emissaries

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to the historic birth of a new universe.

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[chuckling]
And, yes, Scruffy's going, too.

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The stars called
and Scruffy said, "A-yup."

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-[♪ grand music playing]
-[cameras clicking]

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-[door thuds]
-[♪ music stops]

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The ship should hold out.

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But for us to survive such a long journey,

180
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we'll need to be frozen in carbonara.

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[button clicks]

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[goo gurgling]

183
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Ooh, I've never been
frozen in that before.

184
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What's that, the litter box?

185
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[Professor]
It's an advanced 3D bio-printer.

186
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It will create temporary copies of us

187
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to deal with any routine
maintenance or emergencies.

188
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I doubt there'll be any emergencies.

189
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-[flames whooshing]
-[screaming] Emergency!

190
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Ah, the carbonara is
approaching absolute zero.

191
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I'll put the champagne in
to chill for our arrival.

192
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[bottle sloshing]

193
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Well, there's nothing to be afraid of.

194
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Just relax and lie down
in your ice coffins.

195
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[all whimpering, groaning]

196
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See you in 10 million... [gargling] years.

197
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[mechanical whirring]

198
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[slab thuds]

199
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]

200
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[ramp whirring]

201
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[metallic clanging]

202
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[crane whirring]

203
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[headless body of Agnew grunting]
Three... two... one...

204
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[big grunt]

205
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[lighter clicking]

206
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-[fireball blasting]
-Whoas!

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♪♪

208
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[♪ grand music playing]

209
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,377
[mechanical arm whirring]

210
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,381
-[flames crackling]
-Godspeeds, space travelerses.

211
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[♪ dramatic music playing]

212
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[energy warbling]

213
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,347
[♪ mysterious music playing]

214
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[clock ticking]

215
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,019
[ticking speeding up]

216
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[clock hands whooshing]

217
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,940
[spring breaks]

218
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,906
[dripping, plops]

219
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,324
[buzzer blares]

220
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[printer whirring]

221
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[♪ dramatic music playing]

222
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[ding]

223
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Mm-hmm.

224
00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,132
[hologram chiming]

225
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:54,010
Welcome into existence,
Scruffy Number One.

226
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,722
You are a temporary duplicate
of the original Scruffy,

227
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created for a single critical mission.

228
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,475
That so?

229
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,061
You have all of Scruffy's skills,

230
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,439
all his passions and desires.

231
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,567
Tell me somethin' I don't feel
burnin' in my loins.

232
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:13,446
But the ship's hull will only
shield you briefly from the time flux,

233
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,156
so you must act quickly.

234
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:18,576
What is this vital mission
for which I've been created?

235
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,162
You see that leaking pipe over there?

236
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,622
[dripping]

237
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,708
Yeah. I'll get around to it
after my break.

238
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,170
You don't get a break.
You'll be dead in five minutes.

239
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,924
This mission kit contains
all the equipment you'll need.

240
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,009
Ta-ta!

241
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,098
[chewing loudly]

242
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,183
[lights clicking]

243
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,811
Scruffy Number One leaves this world

244
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,064
a little better than he found it.

245
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,148
[choking]

246
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,399
[bones clattering]

247
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,609
[♪ mysterious music playing]

248
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,362
[printer whirring]

249
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,948
Welcome into existence, Fry Number One.

250
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You have been created
for a single critical mission.

251
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,328
What is it?

252
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,331
Scruffy Number One left the lights on.

253
00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,209
Okay... let's see what
I have to work with.

254
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,421
[mechanical whirring]

255
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,090
[thumping]

256
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,174
[clicking]

257
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,467
It's been an honor.

258
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,260
-[choking]
-[bones clattering]

259
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,137
[♪ dramatic music playing]

260
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,014
[workers chattering, buttons beeping]

261
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,350
[inhaling deeply]

262
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,894
Main booty separation in three...

263
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:27,978
two...

264
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,313
[graphics clanking]

265
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,940
-[rusty squeak]
-Uh-oh!

266
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,858
-[monitor beeping]
-[workers gasping]

267
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,235
[alarm blaring]

268
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,695
It's hung up on the rim!

269
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:36,946
Is Amy okay?

270
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,739
What's-- Who-- What's happening?!

271
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,408
Rocket separation failure!

272
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,243
We're gonna need more cigarettes!

273
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,578
-[inhaling deeply]
-[alarm continues blaring]

274
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,997
[error code beeping]

275
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,793
[alarm blares]

276
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,879
[printer whirring]

277
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,005
[ding]

278
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,509
You better have a damn good reason
for calling me into existence!

279
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,053
The release hook on
the rocket booster has failed.

280
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,264
You need to unbend it at once!

281
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,348
I'm a replicant.

282
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,434
I don't take orders from a hologram.

283
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,518
You must!

284
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,312
It's our only hope
of saving the originals.

285
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:14,650
[♪ soft, poignant music playing]

286
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,237
[choking up] I'll do it.

287
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,321
For him.

288
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,406
Be warned.

289
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,324
Once outside the ship's cladding,

290
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,994
you'll age at a fantastic rate.

291
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,496
Everything I do is fantastic, baby.

292
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,918
[Bender scat singing]

293
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:36,922
[hinges squeak]

294
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,883
[chanting] Go Bender! Go Bender,

295
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,385
go Bender, go Bender, go Bender!

296
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,679
-[speaking slower] Go Bender, go Bender.
-[joints cracking]

297
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,640
-[rusty squeaking]
-[elderly voice] Go Bender, go Bender.

298
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,601
[straining] Go Bender...

299
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,102
[weakly] Go Bender.

300
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,354
[muttering] Go Bender.

301
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,522
[metal squeaking]

302
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:55,858
Go--

303
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,860
-[thrusters blasting]
-[Bender Number One groaning]

304
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,028
[groaning over monitor]

305
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,030
That is one dead hero.

306
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,407
What's that for?

307
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,533
-[groaning]
-[bones clatter]

308
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,701
This.

309
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,707
My life's work is complete.

310
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,375
-[groans]
-[bones clattering]

311
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,882
My life's work is complete.

312
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,467
-[groans]
-[bones clattering]

313
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,933
No infinite loops on
Scruffy Number Four's watch.

314
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,477
-[choking, groaning]
-[bones clattering]

315
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,895
[wind whooshing]

316
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,480
[♪ mysterious music playing]

317
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,689
[calculator keys clacking]

318
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,858
Divided by 28 cents per kiloton...

319
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,193
-[keys clacking]
-[sighs]

320
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,111
I can't believe I was
brought into existence

321
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,614
just to calculate mileage depreciation.

322
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,658
[chuckling] But I'm glad I was!

323
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,416
My Manwich!

324
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,626
[choking, groaning]

325
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,340
That's it? My whole existence was just
to open a can of sandwich?

326
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,800
[Amy Number 31] Oh, quit complaining.

327
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,177
I keep getting created
just to cheer people up

328
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,762
before they disintegrate.

329
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,347
[horn blowing]

330
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,431
It works!

331
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,516
[both laughing]

332
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,642
[both groaning]

333
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,352
[♪ mystical music playing]

334
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,271
[energy warbling]

335
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,900
[gooey mass splats]

336
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,193
[wiper whirring]

337
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,987
[splatting]

338
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,489
[alarm blaring]

339
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,658
-[printer whirring]
-[ding]

340
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,742
-[alarm continues]
-Whoa!

341
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,078
It's a swarm of space salps.

342
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,373
Living creatures attempting
to feed on the ship!

343
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,499
You're right!

344
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,336
Amy Number 61, man the harpoon station!

345
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,881
Leela Number 15, evasive action!

346
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,425
Me Number Four, collapse into a pile.

347
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,676
-[groaning]
-[bones clatter]

348
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,845
[♪ dramatic music playing]

349
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,180
Die, you whatever-you-are!

350
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,348
[harpoon blasts]

351
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,019
[rope whooshing]

352
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,353
[glass shattering]

353
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,897
[Leela Number 15 screaming]

354
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,981
I'm on it!

355
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,524
[♪ dramatic music continues]

356
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,609
[duct tape ripping]

357
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,693
[screaming]

358
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,403
-[duct tape ripping]
-[♪ music stops]

359
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,697
Thank you, Fry Number 27.

360
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,781
[smooching]

361
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,241
I got printed by accident.

362
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,452
Is it cool if I stand here
and eat some yogurt?

363
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,579
I've got it!

364
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,663
[horn blowing]

365
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,748
[groaning]

366
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,792
To kill the salps,
we'll electrify the hull.

367
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:19,919
Hit me!

368
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,132
[electricity buzzing]

369
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,384
[salps sizzling and popping]

370
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,136
It worked!

371
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,846
[crew cheering]

372
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,515
And all thanks to me, Bender Number Three.

373
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,892
I demand a raise!

374
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,269
You got it! Three... two...

375
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,021
-[all groaning]
-[bones and metal clattering]

376
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,481
[Bender Number Three] I'm the greatest!

377
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,566
[♪ dramatic music playing]

378
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,195
[energy whooshing]

379
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,279
[yogurt gurgling]

380
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,530
[♪ dramatic sting]

381
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,574
[printer whirring]

382
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,785
What up?

383
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,162
Uh, you left your yogurt out
a million years ago.

384
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,413
Good, I'm hungry.

385
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,917
That's weird. Where's the yogurt?

386
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,293
-[baby cooing]
-Oh, here it comes.

387
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,754
What a cute little--

388
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,506
[screaming]

389
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,967
[yacking]

390
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,681
-A-yup.
-[yogurt blob slurping]

391
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,642
[♪ eerie music playing]

392
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,819
[♪ ominous music playing]

393
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,700
[♪ dramatic music playing]

394
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,369
[energy zapping]

395
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,453
[ding]

396
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,747
[hologram chiming]

397
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,042
Welcome into existence,
Zoidberg Number One.

398
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,421
You've been created
for a single critical mission:

399
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,716
to save the real crew members
who we care about.

400
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,259
You don't care about me?

401
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,802
Not even a little.

402
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:56,473
Now, all replicants receive
a uniquely customized mission kit.

403
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,808
I didn't get a kit.

404
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,059
You don't need a kit.

405
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,812
Your mission only requires your appetite.

406
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,897
That I got! What's on the menu?

407
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,984
A , uh... certain quantity of yogurt.

408
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,612
Such small portions.

409
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,573
[♪ ominous music playing]

410
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,783
[yogurt blob growling, devouring]

411
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,244
[printer whirring]

412
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,831
-Wow, look at all that yogurt.
-Wow, look at all that yogurt.

413
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,166
Yum, let me at it!

414
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,126
You're not even done printing!

415
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,836
I've got a stomach and a mouth,

416
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,588
what else does a guy need?

417
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,049
[slithering and squelching]

418
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,593
[whimpering]

419
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,137
[Zoidbergs chomping]

420
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,265
-[yogurt goop splattering]
-Oh! Oh! Ooh!

421
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,602
-That was 600 pounds of yogurt!
- [Zoidbergs slurping]

422
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,437
No wonder I'm still hungry.

423
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,521
[pincers clamping]

424
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,817
-[chomping and devouring]
-[Zoidberg replicant] Oh, no, no, no, no.

425
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,319
Dear God!

426
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,446
[slurping]

427
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,074
[in deep voice]
Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop.

428
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,160
-[printer whirring]
-[ding]

429
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,828
[♪ suspenseful music playing]

430
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,790
Where are ya, ya filthy mudbug?

431
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,541
Right here.

432
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,711
-[lights click]
-Where are you?

433
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,630
[Hermes Number 38] Right here. Oops.

434
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,256
[Zoidberg Number 4 roaring and chomping]

435
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,801
-[♪ horror music playing]
-[Hermes Number 38 whimpering]

436
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,885
[♪ music stops]

437
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,220
Feh, too spicy.

438
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,222
-[mechanical stomping]
-[yelps]

439
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,808
This is for Hermes Number 38.

440
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,059
And a couple of Frys!

441
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,894
[clomping]

442
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,395
Die, you--

443
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,231
-[mini-Zoidberg screeching]
-[Leela Number 92 screams]

444
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,233
-[mech-suit thuds]
-[laughing maniacally]

445
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,818
I'm unstoppable!

446
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,486
[coughing and wheezing]

447
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,404
Who's laughing now?

448
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,739
[laughing]

449
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,824
[coughing]

450
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,033
-[groaning]
-[bones clattering]

451
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,327
[Hologram Professor]
Hologram Professor's log.

452
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,329
Millions of years passed,

453
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,872
most of them exciting,

454
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:48,210
as our frozen heroes
slumbered bravely toward glory.

455
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,586
And at last,

456
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,965
we crossed the reverse event horizon.

457
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,383
[ship zooming]

458
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,511
[♪ epic music playing]

459
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,561
[alarm clock bell ringing]

460
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,020
[lights zapping]

461
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,232
Good news, disposable maintenance copies!

462
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,109
[duplicate crew cheering]

463
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,527
Wait, disposable?

464
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,196
Thanks to the efforts
of temporary duplicates

465
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,157
like you and your predecessors,

466
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,200
our precious crew has survived

467
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,536
to reap their glorious reward.

468
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,329
As the final disposables,

469
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,124
you shall have the honor
of defrosting them

470
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,709
and wiping them down.

471
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,171
Everything went exactly according to plan.

472
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,630
-[bone cracking]
-[Leela yelps]

473
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,715
[♪ horror sting]

474
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,050
[all exclaiming]

475
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,637
Exactly according to plan.

476
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,975
[♪ dramatic music playing]

477
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,393
[whirring]

478
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,813
[shuffling, clicking]

479
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,192
[bones crunching]

480
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,153
Each of you is tasked with
waking up your original,

481
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,698
then bathing them
and anointing them in fragrant oils.

482
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,367
[Fry Number 330] Alrighty.

483
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,702
Huh.

484
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,663
Ooh! Imported wattle cream.

485
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,873
[♪ wondrous music playing]

486
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,208
Before we wake them up,

487
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,586
could we maybe just take
a teensy peek at the new universe?

488
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,754
Certainly not!

489
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,422
Now work those lotions.

490
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,549
The real crew will want to look sharp

491
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,510
for their triumphant departure
on the Shuttle Bubble.

492
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,595
The Whuttle Wubble?

493
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,680
[♪ grand music playing]

494
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,059
[duplicate crew marvel in amazement]

495
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,143
Neat!

496
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,437
And after they leave, what'll we do?

497
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,440
Why, crumble to dust as usual, of course.

498
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,524
But don't worry,

499
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,403
once our heroes bear glorious witness
to the newborn universe,

500
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,531
the white hole's expulsive force
will propel them home

501
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,033
almost instantly

502
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,786
to bask in the fame and adulation.

503
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,247
And wealth, don't forget the wealth.

504
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,083
Wow, we should all be very honored.

505
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,127
I'm truly proud that I and...

506
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,796
four others like me

507
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,632
have kept this epic
schlep running smoothly.

508
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:02,094
For millions of years,
we preserved these champions

509
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:05,222
that they might attain
their moment of glory.

510
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,557
[♪ soft, poignant music playing]

511
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,559
The hell with them!

512
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,311
[overlapping angry agreement]

513
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,938
Why should they get all the credit

514
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:17,317
after my Frycestors slaved and shirked
for millions of years?!

515
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,861
-[cork pops]
-A toast to us,

516
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,613
the real heroes!

517
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,115
Uh, now, just a minute.

518
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,284
That champagne is for the originals.

519
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,869
-You can't-- Ow!
-[electricity warbling]

520
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,454
-[gulping]
-We did the work,

521
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,206
we deserve the glory!

522
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,332
[both slurping]

523
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,294
I mean, technically,
we didn't do the work,

524
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,212
but we still deserve the glory.

525
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,380
On their behalf.

526
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,589
[overlapping agreements]

527
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,674
We deserve it.

528
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,509
Move your duplicate butts, people!

529
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,303
We're aging fast.

530
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,096
Live fast and die old,

531
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,556
that's what I always say.

532
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,099
To the unknown!

533
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,351
The only thing worth knowing about.

534
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,436
[gulping]

535
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,396
[♪ exciting music playing]

536
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,481
We'll take it from here, meatsicles.

537
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,733
[grunting]

538
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,320
[ship zooming]

539
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,489
♪♪

540
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,203
[♪ mystical music playing]

541
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,206
[The Great Inviter]
Welcome, Universe Six-ers.

542
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,875
[duplicate crew] Ooh!

543
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,335
[all] Ah!

544
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,671
Before such beauty, my ass weeps.

545
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,215
[♪ mystical music continues]

546
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,009
[♪ music stops]

547
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,260
[The Great Inviter] That everybody?

548
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,846
[♪ upbeat music playing]

549
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,142
[hammering]

550
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,227
-[hammer thumps]
-[groaning angrily]

551
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,645
Ooh, here they come!

552
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,315
[ship zooming]

553
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:39,399
[Morbo groaning]

554
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,109
The universe waits breathlessly

555
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,236
for the return of our intrepid heroes.

556
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,446
John Williams,

557
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,282
play the Oscar-worthy theme
you wrote for the occasion

558
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,910
that sounds just like
everything else you ever wrote.

559
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,244
[mechanical arm whirring]

560
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:55,165
[♪ epic band music playing]

561
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,709
[air brakes screeching]

562
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,129
[steam hissing]

563
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,382
[♪ epic music continues playing]

564
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,218
[slab thudding]

565
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,262
-[loud thud]
-[♪ music stops abruptly]

566
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,895
[crew groaning]

567
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,400
Tell us, ambassadors,
of your marvelous experiences.

568
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,901
-Spare no detail.
-[Leela yawning]

569
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,111
Sock it to us.

570
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,570
Uh, okay, we will.

571
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,655
When do we leave?

572
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,781
You're already back.

573
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,991
-We are?
-I'm back, baby?

574
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,494
[crowd murmuring]

575
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,703
[quietly] Mr. President,

576
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,581
I'm afraid something went horribly wrong.

577
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:40,460
We have no idea what happened
because we never even woke up.

578
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,422
Shut up and take your medals!

579
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,258
[♪ epic band music resumes playing]

580
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,176
[crowd applauding]

581
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,971
[crowd cheering]

582
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,808
[♪ epic music continues]

583
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,853
[white hole whooshing]

584
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:58,937
[energy zapping]

585
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,901
♪♪

586
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:47,944
[♪ fanfare playing]