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[ Man ]
One, two!
One, two, three!

2
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Good news, everyone.

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You all know the orphanarium
where Leela grew up.

4
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- Sure. We talk about it
all the time.
- Really?

5
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No. Burn!

6
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Well done, fellows.
Anyway, said orphanarium...

7
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has named Leela
"Orphan of the Year."

8
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- [ All Cheering ]
- Your parents must be so proud.

9
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- Ooh, sorry.
- And the good news
keeps on coming.

10
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Behold,
my latest invention.

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[ Beeps ]

12
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[ All ]
Whoa!
[ Bender ] Neat.

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- [ Straining ]
- [ Beeping ]

14
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Ta-da! It's
a glow-in-the-dark nose...

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you can wear over
your regular non-glowing nose.

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Observe.

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[ Amy ]
Whoa! "Clool"!

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[ Bender ]
Now I can punch you
in the nose in the dark.

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[ Sneezes ]

20
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[ Nasal ]
Where'd it go?

21
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Hey, Professor,
what's all this groop...

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blurking
out of the machine?

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That?
It's, uh, nothing.
Yes, nothing.

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If you think it's anything,
you're a suspicious moron.

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It looks like
toxic waste.

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[ Sniffs ]
And it smells
like toxic waste.

27
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What does it taste like?

28
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Delicious fig pudding!
Ooh, that's good.

29
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But a distinct aftertaste
of toxic waste.

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All right, all right!
So the machine produces
a few toxic by-products.

31
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You don't have to make
a federal case out of it.

32
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- I'm afraid I do.
- [ Farnsworth ]
Ooh-ooh!

33
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I order you to dispose
of that toxic waste properly.
or bribe me.

34
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Either way,
it'll cost $500.

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Five hundred real dollars?
That's an outrage!

36
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Professor, I'll
take care of that waste
for $499 and 100 cents.

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Hmm. I know that's a rip,
but I'll pay
for the convenience.

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Do you take credit cards?
Let's find out.

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All right, environment.
You've met your match.

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[ Laughs, Grunts ]

41
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[ Glass Breaks ]

42
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[ Bender Grunting ]

43
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[ Whistling ]

44
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[ Coughing, Gasping ]

45
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Hey, get back
in the sewer, weirdie.
No mutants on the surface.

46
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But he ruined
my wedding dress.

47
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Honey, that thing was ruined
the minute it went on you.

48
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That's what
I'm talkin' about.
[ Inhales ]

49
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You know, it's not easy
being an orphan.

50
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Not if I have anything
to do with it.

51
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, God!
[ Clears Throat ]

52
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But today's honoree,
Turanga Leela,

53
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has really made
something of herself.

54
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I'll never forget the night
that cute little alien baby
was abandoned on our doorstep.

55
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Because I have
a photographic memory,
and I remember every night.

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[ Doorbell Rings ]

57
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[ Raining ]
[ Baby Gurgling ]

58
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[ Gurgling ]

59
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What the--
An alien language.

60
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I guess you're an alien.
What a beautiful,
gigantic eye you have--

61
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Well, come on in.

62
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[ Warden's Voice ]
From those humble beginnings,

63
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Leela went on to become
a county certified
starship captain.

64
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And so it is my pleasure today,
to nail her picture...

65
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alongside those of our
most distinguished alumni.

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[ Cheering, Applause ]

67
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Thank you very much.

68
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Like many of you,
I never knew my parents.
Give me a--

69
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I don't know if they were
mighty alien overlords,
[ Warden Yells ] That little--

70
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or simply underpaid
alien janitors,

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who fought crime on the side.
There we are.
Picture's up.

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- It's crooked!
- [ Grumbling ]

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In the end though,
it doesn't matter
who my parents were.

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All that matters
is what I learned here,

75
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within
these unscalable walls,

76
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that I had the strength
to make it on my own.

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Just like all of
you kids here today.
[ Cheering ]

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[ Chanting ]
Leela! Leela! Leela!

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Look at me!
I'm Leela!

80
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Uh-uh, 'cause
I'm Double Leela.

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Whee!
[ Grunts ]

82
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That's it, Albert.
No more espresso for you.

83
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Mind if we get a picture of you
with your picture
for the news, ma'am?

84
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Yes! I mean, no!

85
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Just make sure you get
my nonchalant side.

86
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Whoo!

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[ Leela Sniffling,
Sobbing ]

88
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If those aren't
tears of happiness,
please stop crying.

89
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It's okay, Fry.
I'm fine.

90
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I won an award today.

91
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Is it this room
that's making you sad?

92
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It's probably the room.
Come on. Let's go
for a walk.

93
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I'm sorry
you saw that, Fry.

94
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I usually try to keep
my sadness pent up inside,

95
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where it can fester quietly
as a mental illness.

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Yeah, I do that
with my stupidness.

97
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I told a whole crowd today
that being an orphan
made me strong.

98
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But all I really wanted
was a mom and dad...

99
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to hold me
and stroke my hair
and tell me they love me.

100
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Then today's your lucky day,
because I happen to be...

101
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a holding, stroking,
loving machine, also spanking.

102
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That's not even close
to what I had in mind.

103
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Well, anyway, just remember
that people care about you.

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I know.

105
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Sometimes,
when I'm lonely,

106
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I look up at the sky,
and I get this feeling...

107
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that somewhere
on some unknown planet
circling a distant star,

108
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my parents are up there,
looking down on me.

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[ Truck Beeping ]

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** [ Scatting ]

111
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Yo, yo, Ba-zender,
what up?

112
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My dumping business
is booming.

113
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I just got hired to clean up
the set of Free Willy III.

114
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[ Whirring ]

115
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[ Grunting ]

116
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Bender, cut it out!

117
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First of all,
the sewer mutants
will be mad.

118
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Second, everything else
that's horribly wrong
with what you're doing.

119
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[ Grunts ]
[ Splash ]

120
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Those stupid mutants
can't do anything.

121
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You seem to be forgetting
one simple fact.

122
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Namely, I'm up here,
and they are safely down--
[ Yells ]

123
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[ All Yelling ]

124
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[ Crash ]

125
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What did I do
to deserve this?

126
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Behold, our once beautiful
mutagenic sewage lake.

127
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The radioactive waste
you've dumped in it
has made it bright enough...

128
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to see how ugly
we really are.

129
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Aah!
Oh, man!

130
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As if our lives weren't
miserable enough already.

131
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- Tell me about it.
- Let the punishment commence!

132
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Punishment?
No fair!
Bender's innocent!

133
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The instant you touch
these mutateous waters,

134
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your D.N.A. will be
forever altered,

135
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turning you into
horrible mutants like us.

136
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Especially him.
Oh!

137
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- Allow me to demonstrate.
- [ Pulley Whirring ]

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[ All Gasping, Groaning ]

139
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[ All ]
Eww!

140
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Oh!
[ Gags ]

141
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It's like that time
I peeked in the kitchen
at Imperial Hunan.

142
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Submerge the prisoners!

143
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[ Bender Yelling,
Stammering ]

144
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Wait.
I don't even have D.N.A.
Why am I screaming?

145
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We're gonna beat you
afterwards.

146
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[ Bender Yelling, Stammering ]
Oh, God!

147
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[ Chanting ]
Mutate! Mutate! Mutate!

148
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[ Gasps ]
Turanga Leela!

149
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Who said that?
How do you know my real name?

150
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[ Both Grunting ]

151
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Whee!

152
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[ Clamoring ]

153
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[ All Grunt ]
What happened?

154
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I don't know.
I think I saved us
somehow.

155
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Go after them!
The waters can't mutate
us mutants!

156
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- [ All Yelling ]
- [ Mutants Grunting ]

157
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[ All Panting ]

158
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[ Bender ]
Duh, duh, duh!

159
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,822
[ Mutant ]
They went this way!

160
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,924
[ Mutants Yelling ]

161
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Quick! In there!

162
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Huh?
[ Grunts ]

163
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[ Fry Grunts, Groans ]

164
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[ Mutants Clamoring ]
Kill! Kill! Kill!

165
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Kill! Kill! Kill!

166
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[ Gasps ]

167
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Great Cheech's ghost!

168
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:42,481
What's this junk?
It looks like...

169
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a time line
of my whole life.

170
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That's when we saved Earth
from a giant asteroid
of garbage.

171
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And here's when I dropped out
and bummed around India
for a while.

172
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And this is just last year
at Space Mardi Gras.

173
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It's like some kind
of weird Leela museum.
And I'm the Leela.

174
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Dude, over here.

175
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,706
It's all the best stuff
I ever flushed
down the toilet.

176
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:09,842
Those are some of
my diary pages.
And my screenplay!

177
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,446
And also, for some reason,
the letter I wrote you
full of my personal feelings.

178
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,716
Oh, I'm scared!

179
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:20,687
My whole life
has just been a show
for some perverted mutant.

180
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,722
They must be in here.
Yeah, capture them!

181
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,892
And then Bender ran.

182
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,327
Leela, freak out later.
We're not done escaping yet.

183
00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:32,565
[ Both Straining ]

184
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,835
[ Mutants Yell ]
Got ya.

185
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,837
Take this! Aah!
Ow!

186
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,841
This time I'm calling
for the death penalty.

187
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:44,010
And not just because
I'm running for reelection
as supreme mutant.

188
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,313
[ Chanting ]
Four more years!
Four more years!

189
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,383
Psst.
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]

190
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:53,253
Oh, very well.
Your attention.

191
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,688
Instead of being
tortured to death,

192
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,759
the prisoners shall hereby
be expelled from the sewers...

193
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,094
and never allowed
to return.

194
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,096
Oh, cruel fate!

195
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,666
Can we really never return
to this dank pit of sewage?

196
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,937
Wait a minute.
Why aren't you gonna
kill us anymore?

197
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:13,440
Yeah, what are you, chicken?
[ Clucking ]

198
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:17,076
Shut up, you two.
We can kill ourselves
when we get home.

199
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,678
They'll need transportation
to the surface.

200
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,850
Bring in the airship.

201
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,184
- Eww!
- We constructed it
from the remnants...

202
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:28,187
of old discarded
Macy's Parade balloons--

203
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:32,524
Underdog's groin,
Bart Simpson's left ear
and right shin,

204
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,461
Garfield's owner
Jon's forehead.

205
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,130
Fire up the sewer gas!

206
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,969
[ Coughing ]

207
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,808
[ Fish Sloshing ]

208
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,748
- [ Metal Clangs ]
- Move it, you ugly normals!

209
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:58,985
[ Grunts, Whimpers ]
Whoa!

210
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,288
Huh?
[ Yelling ]

211
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,956
I'm getting dizzy.
I can't walk straight.

212
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:10,998
** [ Vocalizing ]

213
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,333
[ Fry Grunting ]
Whoa!

214
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,837
[ Leela ]
Whoa. Whoa!

215
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,673
[ Squeaking ]

216
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,779
Come on, Leela.
You can do it!

217
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,849
[ Bender ]
Hurry, we're missing
our bus!

218
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,495
[ Fry ]
Hey, what are you doing?

219
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,932
[ Bender ]
I'm gettin' on the bus!

220
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,700
Don't worry.
I'll be fine.

221
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,837
[ Leela ]
They know something about me.

222
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,474
And I've got to
find out what.

223
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,621
[ Bubbling ]

224
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,870
Blech!

225
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:27,006
The lake didn't mutate me.
What is going on here?

226
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:30,576
It worked for me.
I used to be a little
blonde girl named Virginia.

227
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,711
Yech!
[ Splash ]

228
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,749
[ Gasps ]
Who the hell are you?

229
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,351
No one.
And watch your language,
young lady!

230
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,688
- [ Leela Growling ]
- [ Both Gasping ]

231
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,360
Stop right there!
I don't wanna hurt you.
[ Karate Yell ]

232
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,830
[ Grunts ]
I didn't want you
to hurt me either.

233
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,336
Leela's going nuts,
and I can't save her...

234
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,538
unless I learn more
about her mysterious past.

235
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,607
Isn't there anything else
you can tell me?

236
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,110
Nah. Nothing that wouldn't be
a waste of your time.

237
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,613
That's impossible,
because my time
is worthless.

238
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,381
Oh. Well,
then there is one thing.

239
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,219
It's the note I found with Leela
the day she was abandoned.

240
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,956
But it's written in Alienese,
so no one on Earth
can translate it.

241
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,691
Not even Brainzilla.
Hand it over!

242
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,727
Sure. I just wish
I could be more helpful.

243
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,364
Would you like some dirt
on any other orphans?

244
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:28,567
Look. I'm trying to save
someone here. I'll have to
come back for those later.

245
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,405
Can you translate it?
Of course.

246
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,408
But only into
Beta-crypt-three.

247
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,745
A language so complex,
there's even less chance
of understanding it.

248
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,316
I didn't ask for
a completely reasonable excuse.
I asked you to get busy.

249
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,552
Very well.
[ Beeping ]

250
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,255
[ Beeping ]
[ Whirring ]

251
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,224
Isn't that the same machine
that makes noses?

252
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,826
It can do other things.
Why shouldn't it?

253
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,827
[ Straining ]

254
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,332
Of course,
even if it is possible
to analyze the message,

255
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,169
there's no way of knowing
how long it would take.

256
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,940
It could take an hour,
or it could take
a hundred million years.

257
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,942
- [ Bell Dings ]
- Is it done?

258
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,945
Certainly not.
Two dings means it's done.

259
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,182
[ Dings Twice ]
But not like that.
Slightly more rapid.

260
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,183
- [ Dings Twice, Quickly ]
- [ Fry Gasps ]

261
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,624
[ Panting ]

262
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,700
Where did they go?

263
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,437
[ Clattering ]

264
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,006
Good news, Leela.
I landed the contract...

265
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:44,144
to empty all the spittoons
in Little Italy.
[ Grunts ]

266
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,879
[ Yells ]
Eww!

267
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:51,850
[ Snoring ]
[ Bell Dings Twice ]

268
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,953
That's it. It's done.
[ Gasps ]

269
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,956
I can't believe it.
My mind is boggling.

270
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,826
The analysis of the note
is printing out now.

271
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,529
[ Slowly Printing ]

272
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,513
[ Gasps ]

273
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:26,186
[ Baby Crying ]

274
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,688
It's a girl.
My God, she's beautiful.

275
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,158
No extra anythings.

276
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,594
[ Gurgling ]

277
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:38,431
What people skills!
She's completely perfect!

278
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:43,870
In my professional opinion
as an ear, ear, ear,
nose and throat doctor,

279
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,340
she is the least mutated mutant
ever born.

280
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,911
And yet, she's cursed
to live the horrible,
degrading life of a mutant.

281
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,780
Like all of us.
Especially him.

282
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,749
[ Sniffles ]
It's true.

283
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,385
Maybe we can
do better for her.

284
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,022
[ Clanging ]

285
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,461
[ Thunderclap ]

286
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,534
[ Straining ]

287
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,473
[ Baby Leela Gurgling ]

288
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:26,746
I made this bracelet
so that in some small way,
we'll always be with you.

289
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,048
Even when it doesn't
seem like it.

290
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,919
During your entire life,
for example.
[ Kissing Sound ]

291
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,322
You won't pass
for human, cutie.

292
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:39,592
But if my Ph.D.
in Excel-Linguistics
is worth diddly-poop,

293
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,163
this note
should convince them
you're an alien.

294
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,398
And that'll be enough
to give you a real life.

295
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,801
[ Gurgling ]

296
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,339
[ Doorbell Rings ]

297
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,949
She'll never know
we're her parents.

298
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,983
That's our gift
to her.

299
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:09,489
Better we should die than
have her learn the shameful
truth of her origin.

300
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,857
I'm with ya.

301
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,859
I guess you're an alien.

302
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,528
What a beautiful,
gigantic eye you have--

303
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,165
Well, come on in.

304
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,969
[ Both Inhale ]
[ Splash ]

305
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,339
[ Panting ]

306
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,878
- [ Panting ]
- [ Both Panting ]

307
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,455
- Keep quiet
so she doesn't hear us.
- What's there to talk about?

308
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,958
Shh!
Hands up!
[ Both Gasp ]

309
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:49,162
- Tentacles too!
- Don't say anything
stupid, Morris.

310
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,699
What is all this?
Am I a game to you?

311
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,634
Or some kind of even
more boring Truman Show?

312
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,737
Do you believe
I'm your Messiah?

313
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,807
The mutant Dalai Lama?
Stop me if I guess it!

314
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,808
Well, actually, they're--
Morris, shh!

315
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,511
And what about this?
[ Bracelet Jingling ]

316
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,519
Where did you get this bracelet?
Did you steal it from me
when I was a baby?

317
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:17,190
Or from my parents?
You robbed my parents,
didn't you?

318
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,527
I bet you sick mutants
killed them!

319
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:25,096
My parents were confused aliens
lost on Earth,
and you killed them!

320
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,900
Is that it?
Admit it!

321
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,237
Yes, we killed them.

322
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,239
You guessed the truth.

323
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:37,243
Aah! Because of you,
I'll never know my parents!

324
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,246
I'll kill you!

325
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,381
That would be best.

326
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,921
[ Beeping, Whirring ]

327
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,525
[ Fry ]
Stop!

328
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,126
Thanks, Bender.
Don't do it, Leela!

329
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,930
They killed my parents!
Close.

330
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,936
- They are my parents.
- Yes.

331
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,575
I had the professor analyze
the Alienese letter
that was found with you.

332
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,609
- What does it say?
- I dunno.

333
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,813
But the analysis showed
it was printed
on recycled toilet paper.

334
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:18,317
A "squeezably" soft paper
used mainly in the sewers.

335
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:22,054
It says, "Your parents
love you very much."

336
00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:24,056
We still do.

337
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:27,759
So, I'm not an alien?
I'm a mutant?

338
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:31,230
We never wanted you to know.
You deserved a better life.

339
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:35,166
You must despise us.
[ Sobbing ]

340
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,169
You're my parents!

341
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,338
All I've ever wanted
is to know you.

342
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,843
[ Sobbing ]
This is the happiest moment
of my life.

343
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,645
[ All Sobbing ]

344
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,786
Aw!

345
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,327
* When I see you alone

346
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,829
* I see what's in your mind

347
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,964
* You want me
Yes, you do *

348
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,800
* You don't need to tell me

349
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,869
* I know you love me most

350
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,506
* No one else take my place

351
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,642
* You need me
Yes, you do *

352
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,845
* Forever and ever

353
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,115
* When we kiss
I see what's in your heart *

354
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:25,451
* You love me
Yes, you do *

355
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,854
* You don't need to tell me

356
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,122
* I know you love me most

357
00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:32,791
* No one else take my place

358
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,161
* You need me, you do

359
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,631
* Forever and ever

360
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:43,502
* We are baby love child

361
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,973
* I'll take you so high
groovy love child *

362
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:53,045
* Give me a kiss
baby love child *

363
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,080
* Do it again *