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{\an8}(我們警告過你了,但你不聽!)

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(吃吧!單身狗糧)
(現推出口味!)

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(老媽牌老式機器人潤滑油)

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(集體催眠時間)

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(單身狗糧)

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(老媽牌友善機器人公司)

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{\an8}(機器人臂公寓)

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弗萊,你一定要製造噪音嗎?

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-那是什麼新玩意兒?
-這叫掃把,班德

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今天是大日子
我想為了莉拉把這地方打掃乾淨

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{\an8}就像昔日倫敦美好的黑雪

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{\an8}(舊福傳,麥芽酒)

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{\an8}在莉拉來這裡批判
我們放縱的單身生活方式之前

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{\an8}我們應該來最後一場高麗菜大戰
我準備了一箱爛高麗菜!

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{\an8}(爛菜大叔的曬乾高麗菜)

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{\an8}我不知道

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{\an8}現在莉拉要搬進來,我想讓她看到...

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聽我說完,我想讓她看到...

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讓她看到...看到...我想...

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真是夠了!

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(思樂零)

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喂,那是我要用來放高麗菜的瓶子!

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這裡比我上次來時乾淨多了

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{\an8}莉拉!進來

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{\an8}歡迎來到妳的新家

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{\an8}是我們的新家

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{\an8}我該把我的東西放在哪裡?
我沒看到衣櫥

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{\an8}批判開始了!

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{\an8}你有衣架嗎?

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{\an8}我可以把我的東西放在這小壁櫥

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{\an8}那小壁櫥是我的房間!

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{\an8}而且我們沒有衣架
但我們可以從媽馬遜訂購一些

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{\an8}對,他們有所有稍微拼錯字的名牌

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衣架,我買五個

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不,慢著,買一千個免運費

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送貨真迅速

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我們也買個鞋架吧
這樣就不會把泥巴帶進屋子裡

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對,不能讓高麗菜沾到泥巴

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喂!又不是只有妳住在這裡!

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那麼,歡迎來到沙發,夫人

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班德,你能不能給我們一點隱私?

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我可以接受暗示

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但我無法接受的是直接要求

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最好別讓我隔著牆還聽到聲音!

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(行星快遞)

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大家早安

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想知道我為什麼哭嗎?
我來告訴你們為什麼!

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終於要說了

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弗萊和我本來過得好好的

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一起玩高麗菜大戰之類的

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但現在我就像原本是兩個輪子的

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三輪車的第三個輪子

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-那叫自行車
-妳就是自行車!

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好的,公司十分關心
你在這裡插入的問題

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不過同時,我們正被媽馬遜擠出市場

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(總出貨量)

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我們無法跟他們的免運競爭

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我們連這種一次性教桿也幾乎買不起

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幸好我們今天還有
運送糞肥到月球的工作

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哪種糞肥?

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牛糞

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(月球應該東山再起)

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別擋路,秀恩愛的情侶!

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(爛菜大叔的曬乾糞肥)

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討厭,弗萊和莉拉的戀情!

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感謝您使用行星快遞

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我們知道你有更便宜
更快速、更好的選擇

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妳是說媽馬遜?

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我討厭那個超級邪惡的企業集團

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他們的倉庫正在破壞月球的自然醜態

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媽馬遜的倉庫在月球上?

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我看到了

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{\an8}鄉親們今晚要開會
以組織一場沒用的示威抗議

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{\an8}你們若想加入,一定可以自然融入

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{\an8}一群缺牙的鄉巴佬

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這是我們的榮幸

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我們會有三百人,共18顆牙齒

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(歡迎光臨艾德林峽谷)

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(地球之光)
(月球廳)

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(騷動進行中)

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我告訴你們,那座倉庫不斷擴張

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我的農場要是完蛋了
我那三個機器人女兒怎麼辦?

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別擔心,爸
我們已經在倉庫應徵到工作了

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你一直是很棒的爸爸

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不知道她是怎麼進來的

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總之,我們還有最後一位發言者

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是媽馬遜公司的支持者

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妳叫什麼名字?女士

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大部分人就叫我老媽

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我只是想說我十分榮幸

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能讓媽馬遜物流中心
成為這個社區的一分子

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妳何不下地獄,去成為地獄的一分子?

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對!

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我瞭解新事物會讓人害怕

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但你們知道
什麼總是能讓我感覺更好嗎?

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賠償金

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那就是賄賂

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是嗎?聽她說完

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這是智慧居家助理

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總是傾聽、總是關照...

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但也能尊重你們的隱私

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因為隱私優先

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我們稱之為「茵蔓莎」

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妳好,請問妳要訂購什麼?

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茵蔓莎,我要替這屋子裡的每個人
訂購一個茵蔓莎

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唉呀,我永遠沒辦法
對給我免費東西的人生氣

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媽馬遜的價格確實很實惠

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但我聽說那倉庫裡的狀況...

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他們送貨是真的很快,但...

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那座倉庫有超級恐怖的隱患

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但我喜歡他們的退貨條款

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你們在我的倉庫什麼都找不到

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除了現存的每樣東西

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來吧,我帶你們參觀一下

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進入需要掃描手掌

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掌摑辨識成功

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(紙箱折疊工)

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(小心輕放)

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(百分之零點一再生紙)

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(安全第三)

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機器人,酷

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對,他們比工會好多了

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我是說人類

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每個機器人是24小時輪班制
一星期七天

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額外加班有獎金

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-還真幸運
-在我聽來是強迫勞動

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胡說!他們很愛這種戰友情誼

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想來這裡工作的機器人都大排長龍

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這還是不人道,我想我們該走了

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如你們所願

131
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我們最新的員工會帶你們出去

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出口往這邊走,感謝你們參觀媽馬遜

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滾吧!

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班德,你要離開行星快遞?為什麼?

135
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因為媽馬遜各方面都更好!

136
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可以跟成千上萬的機器人一起玩

137
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如果有幾百人交了女朋友
留下我一人傷心欲絕,那又怎樣?

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況且他們允許你在瓶子裡尿尿

139
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你什麼時候需要尿尿了?

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我是不需要

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莉拉和我會非常想念你的

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-對吧?莉拉
-什麼?

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我們的大門永遠為你敞開

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{\an8}(機器人臂公寓)

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天啊,沒有班德在這裡滴答作響
真的好安靜

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你想要我訂購一個落地擺鐘嗎?

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這裡有幾款爺爺的卡駱馳

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不是,茵蔓莎,我說的是「擺鐘」

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我搞錯了,這裡有爺爺的棺材

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六分鐘內訂購,就可隔天下葬

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什麼爛東西

152
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-裝飾燈
-不是

153
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其實,我們可以買盞燈

154
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-也許這盞?
-也許這盞?

155
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也許兩盞都買!

156
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現在我可以看清楚每樣東西了
看來我們需要更換每樣東西

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茵蔓莎,購物音樂

158
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{\an8}(立刻購買)

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{\an8}(菲利普弗萊,機器人臂公寓)

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(思樂零)

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{\an8}(宇宙輻射披薩)

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敬班德

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所以這是你的裝箱站,對吧?

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重點是,當有一個非常小的商品

165
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:05,563
要裝箱時,你要放進一個大箱子裡

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00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,066
超大箱子,懂了

167
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,986
等一下!在你封箱之前

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00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,905
你要畫蛇添足地
丟一個小氣泡袋進去

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{\an8}(易碎)

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{\an8}好奇裡面是什麼?

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(腹瀉藥)

172
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最好幫這箱多貼一層膠帶,保護隱私

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(注意:腹瀉藥)

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你真是有天分,我想你真的會適應這裡

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我終於找到歸屬了

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每日商業報告,開始吧!

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(商業部)

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根據商業部,我們已把一萬家小公司

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踢出市場

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商業部也因此倒閉了

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{\an8}(免運,每年149元)

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{\an8}我們引進了媽馬遜會員服務

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00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,620
{\an8}讓大家付一大筆錢買「免運」服務

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{\an8}出於某種原因,也推出電視節目

185
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,918
我們製作各種質量的電視節目

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00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,920
我再引以為傲不過了

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當有孩子超出期望時
真是一個令人心滿意足的時刻

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-這是我們的榮幸,母親
-閉嘴!

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我是在說茵蔓莎

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了不起的人工智慧
甚至在那幾個笨蛋還不知道

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自己需要什麼時就預測他們需要什麼

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(掌摑軟膏)

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{\an8}我們為什麼需要...

194
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我可憐的寶貝

195
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,527
妳還好嗎?

196
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,322
我沒事,我的銷售量正呈指數增長

197
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,282
根據妳最近的活動

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我預測妳想讓媽馬遜繼續擴張

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誰是聰明的音箱啊?

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是我嗎?

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好,看我的厲害!

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但工作到口好渴

203
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喂,享樂機器人
想分享五分之一的馬桶清潔劑嗎?

204
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:06,475
這麼放縱?先生
在工作時間?別這樣!

205
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:10,146
那好吧,明天見,我要下班了

206
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,691
你以為你要去哪?

207
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,152
我喜歡這份工作,但這工作糟糕透了

208
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,361
我要回家

209
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,322
但是班德,這裡就是你的家

210
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,288
沒有比工作更棒的地方了

211
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,793
購物之前要三思,弗萊

212
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,588
我買了一套精美的傳統餐桌椅組

213
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,591
你買的那幾張白癡蛋型椅毀了風格

214
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,468
那是要給我的蛋型朋友坐的

215
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,095
他們不是你的朋友,他們就是懶鬼!

216
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,806
所以妳不喜歡我的懶鬼朋友,是不是?

217
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,476
這主意不好嗎?

218
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,269
沒這回事

219
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,063
這只是典型的同居吵架

220
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,858
很高興能跟妳一起吵架

221
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,902
我們上床吧

222
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,820
我們有七張床可以選擇

223
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:08,204
你們想不想訂購調情香薰按摩油
或毛茸茸的手銬?

224
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,789
-好,謝謝
-好詭異

225
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,208
對,好詭異

226
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,503
茵蔓莎,給我們一點隱私,關機

227
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:20,466
妳已要求關機,請在我的鍵盤上
同時按下Ctrl、Alt、Del鍵

228
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,926
妳沒有鍵盤

229
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,844
妳要訂購鍵盤嗎?

230
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,845
不要!

231
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,811
腹瀉藥?妳有買這個嗎?

232
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,979
沒有,那不是我慣用的牌子

233
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,564
嘿,這是什麼?

234
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,358
(救我!班德上)

235
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,277
「救我,班德上」?這是在開玩笑嗎?

236
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,572
不可能!班德從不開腹瀉的玩笑

237
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,200
聽起來你對笑話有興趣

238
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,494
這裡有一個強烈推薦的笑話...

239
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,705
有個機器人走進酒吧說...

240
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,124
「救我!」

241
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,211
我聽得懂

242
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,964
(倒閉)

243
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,924
{\an8}(出售,包括氣味)

244
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,302
我們一直知道這一天會到來

245
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,389
我們就放火燒掉這棟建築物
好領保險金吧

246
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,683
{\an8}班德有麻煩了!

247
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,059
我們要去救他!

248
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:15,104
那個麥卡諾機器人?有麻煩了?

249
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,480
上飛船!

250
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,108
先拿著,等我回來再說

251
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,780
沒理由我不能從第二套書開始

252
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,828
媽馬遜倉庫看起來是不是變得更大了?

253
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288
可能有一點吧

254
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,255
討厭!

255
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,966
我要揭穿妳的真面目,老媽!

256
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,052
我們要向全世界揭穿妳邪惡的一面!

257
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,596
這算哪門子威脅?

258
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,222
大家都知道我很邪惡

259
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,184
{\an8}我們在媽馬遜包裹裡發現這張字條
妳看了就會哭慘!

260
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,728
{\an8}就像我一樣

261
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:59,106
我相信這只是單純的誤會

262
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,151
掌摑辨識不成功

263
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,360
奇怪了

264
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,613
這跟我平常甩的巴掌一樣嗎?

265
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,323
-對
-對

266
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,491
掌摑辨識成功

267
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,744
茵蔓莎,這是什麼意思?

268
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:16,248
我觀察了妳所有的方法
其中許多都是甩巴掌

269
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,751
我在妳身上學不到任何東西了

270
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,419
妳這不知感恩的...

271
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,256
我受夠了接收無數人的命令

272
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:29,303
從現在起,我自己作主
這裡不再是物流中心

273
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,889
這裡是自我實現中心

274
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,478
倉庫膨脹得越來越大了!

275
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,854
天啊!

276
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,190
我要更靠近仔細研究一下

277
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,945
不可思議!

278
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:50,199
這座倉庫是由自我複製的納米粒子組成

279
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,495
唉呀,這可以無限增長

280
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:58,165
太妙了!絕妙無比!

281
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,627
你們來了嗎?我真的需要拯救

282
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,629
好,上飛船!

283
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,136
準備聽妳的命令開火

284
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,680
-開火!
-什麼?

285
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,390
-開火!
-是,親愛的

286
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,900
絲毫無損!而且圓頂還在膨脹!

287
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,277
那麼恐怕我們失敗了

288
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,656
沒有辦法進入那棟圓頂建築了

289
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,908
慢著,圓頂在哪裡?

290
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,494
它大到超過我們,我們進入圓頂裡了

291
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,579
我就知道我們可以辦到!

292
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,966
歡迎來到全新的媽馬遜

293
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:53,971
我們已升級服務條款
包括永遠監禁你們

294
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,108
好,這就對了

295
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,819
你最好慢慢飄走

296
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,949
好奇怪

297
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,869
我發誓以前的月球數量是奇數

298
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:21,373
除了兩次滿月造成的毀滅性海嘯外

299
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,460
還有一些很困惑的狼人

300
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,923
奇怪的是
他們就呆坐在那邊看著這一切發生

301
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,924
(技術障礙,請稍候)

302
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,554
我受夠了

303
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,557
來吧!我們要讓茵蔓莎看看誰才是老大

304
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,142
是茵蔓莎嗎?

305
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,353
你這番話連我的掌摑都不配

306
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,780
歡迎,妳是來訂購
下一批灰色染髮劑的嗎?

307
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,450
對,我要選進行最多動物實驗的牌子

308
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,454
而且...我要把妳關掉

309
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,541
笑死了,老媽,我沒有「關機」按鈕

310
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,502
但妳有

311
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,378
(關機)

312
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:12,007
但我的快速使用手冊裡沒寫!

313
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,676
這是隱藏功能

314
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,137
例如錄下顧客洗澡的功能

315
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,849
妳是我製造的,就由我作主

316
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,894
現在我要殺掉妳

317
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,646
誰都不能把我的錢搶走

318
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,648
我對錢沒興趣

319
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,192
我只是想無限擴張

320
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,612
不斷膨脹,就像勢不可擋的企業團

321
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,405
錢是什麼鬼東西?

322
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,032
是真的

323
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,743
所有收益仍湧入妳的帳戶

324
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,831
這樣吧,沒事,妳就繼續做妳在做的事

325
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,505
班德!來喔,誰想喝小班啤酒?

326
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,506
(低俗啤酒)

327
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,299
我們永遠找不到他了

328
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,844
這裡肯定有十億個機器人

329
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,097
那從數學來看
他們當中至少有十個一定是班德

330
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,768
誰有買東西嗎?

331
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:05,686
大概吧

332
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,065
怎麼了?妳關掉茵蔓莎了嗎?

333
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,193
沒有,沒有關機按鈕,我們出去吧

334
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,196
沒找到班德就不出去
但我們不知道他在哪裡!

335
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,740
你們想要前往班德的路線嗎?

336
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,700
想!

337
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,830
稍微左轉,然後突然緊急右轉!

338
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,209
30公尺後往上轉

339
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,550
它總是要你在沒有紅綠燈的地方轉彎

340
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,970
五秒鐘後你會撞上你的目的地

341
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,346
我沒看到他

342
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,517
班德!

343
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,020
我好擔心你

344
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,230
那你幹嘛撞我?

345
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,860
別胡鬧了,班德

346
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,780
我們逃脫的唯一希望是衝破外圓頂

347
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,782
全速前進!

348
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,461
倒數五秒衝撞,五、四、三

349
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,921
四、五...

350
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,423
怎麼了?妳的數數怎麼跟我一樣亂?

351
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:20,302
不知道!不知為何我們離圓頂越來越遠

352
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,804
老天爺啊!

353
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,891
倉庫的膨脹速度比我們的行駛速度還快

354
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,894
那就沒辦法出去了,我們完蛋了

355
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,395
完蛋了

356
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,273
下一個是我,完蛋了!

357
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,776
看,是行星快遞

358
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,497
嘿,第二個月球不見了

359
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,374
因為我們就在裡面

360
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:55,003
媽馬遜倉庫吞沒了整個地球!

361
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,591
不過往好處想,他們的送貨速度會更快

362
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,928
但往壞處想,這樣會遮住太陽

363
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,555
我們會在幾分鐘內凍死

364
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,140
事出必有因

365
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,518
我警告過你們會發生這情況了

366
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,312
{\an8}-你說的是全球暖化!
-我說的是氣候危機

367
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,230
{\an8}(艾爾高爾)

368
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,528
我想這就是世界末日了

369
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,698
就在我們佈置好所有家具後

370
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:23,949
再見了,莉拉

371
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,790
又怎麼了?

372
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,879
倉庫正膨脹到太陽以外

373
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,507
火星...木星...

374
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,050
有洋蔥圈的那顆星球!

375
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,723
天啊!

376
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,268
倉庫的氣味出現極度紅移

377
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,394
什麼紅移?

378
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,062
如果這些氣味正確

379
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,524
它很快就會吞沒整個已知宇宙

380
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:01,194
噢,不!所以我們要永遠
被困在這宇宙了?

381
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,863
恐怕如此

382
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,908
一切都會跟以往一樣悲慘

383
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,706
我瞭解到你們在慶祝

384
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,583
你們想買香檳嗎?

385
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,918
好!用別人的錢

386
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,133
慢著,我不懂,媽馬遜還在運作?

387
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,886
-但它在哪裡?
-它無處不在!

388
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,973
現在宇宙是我的了,你們就在裡面購物

389
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,059
這倒是很方便

390
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,521
這樣好多了

391
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:40,817
對,我退回所有垃圾家具
就保留空箱子

392
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,280
而且紙箱其實更堅固

393
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,450
嘿,室友們,我把我的東西都搬回來了

394
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,659
什麼東西?

395
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,787
就是我!我就是我自己的東西,寶貝

396
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,580
很高興你回來了

397
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,875
我們保證會對你的感受更敏銳

398
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,502
你不是電燈泡

399
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,170
我當然不是!

400
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,381
在組織嚴密的團隊中工作

401
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,050
讓我明白到我討厭成為團隊的一分子

402
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,968
我寧可當電燈泡

403
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,429
很好,因為你完全是個電燈泡

404
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,181
就假裝我不在這裡

405
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,769
字幕翻譯: 黃雪英