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{\an8}Aw. He's using his jacket
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{\an8}as some kind of security blanket.
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{\an8}That's so cute and pathetic.
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{\an8}It really is. You do you, weirdo!
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{\an8}Oh, hey, guys.
I'm just sucking on my jacket.
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{\an8}A Clump-O-Honey candy
got stuck right there
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{\an8}over a thousand years ago,
and I can still taste it.
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You know who I bet
would like some of that?
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Me! Zoidberg.
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Oh, no!
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Zoidberg, you residue hog!
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Now all I taste is crab juice.
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So, buy another jacket candy.
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{\an8}I can't. They stopped making it
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{\an8}after it got reclassified
as industrial glue.
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{\an8}Ah. Then I, Bender,
will recreate the recipe.
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{\an8}Don't forget, I came in third
on MasterChef Junior.
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{\an8}May I have a taste?
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{\an8}Sure. You seem like the kind
of guy who has a mouth.
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{\an8}Whoa! Diabetic coma!
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{\an8}Hm. I better add some sugar
to make it less sweet.
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{\an8}And just a touch of treacle
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to remind me of my dear
departed Aunt Juanita.
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She drowned in treacle.
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You know I'm dying on the floor.
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Mm. Yum.
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So, what do you think?
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Mm! It's perfect, Bender.
Totally jacket worthy.
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It's a little sticky.
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It's a lot sticky!
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And there's something hard in it.
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Luckily, I'm an expert
at fixing human beak bones.
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Are you free Friday
for an expensive appointment?
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Let me check. Open calendar!
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Shmeird. There's some old alert
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I set up 20 years ago.
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{\an8}Our babies?!
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It's time, my love.
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Oh, Kif!
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The hell are you talking about?
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Something to do
with the meatbag life cycle?
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That's right, Bender. Many years ago,
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I gave birth to a clutch of tadpoles
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with Amy by my side.
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I have video of the birth. Wanna see it?
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No!
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That is the wrong kind of delivery!
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Oh, Nelly! Oh!
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Life is disgusting.
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No, it was beautiful.
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But I was so not prepared to be a mother.
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In 20 years, they'll sprout legs
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and crawl back onto land as children.
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I'll be ready then.
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Well, Amy, are you ready now?
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Having a family with you
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is the only thing
I want in the whole world.
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Then can I have your car?
- No!
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Too late. I already crashed it.
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Oh, this is so exciting!
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The birth ceremony will begin any minute.
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Thanks for the warning.
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And don't describe it to me!
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We're here!
- Mom! Dad!
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Oh, I'm so glad you made it!
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Oh, we wouldn't miss the birth
of our grandbabies
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for a million dollars.
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'Cause we're so rich, that's like a penny.
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Oh, my. It's the Grand Midwife.
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I am the Grand Midwife!
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Big fan!
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I am Kif of the clan Kroker.
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I know. I recognize your head.
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And this is my smizmar, Amy.
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We have come to receive our offspring.
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As you transition to parenthood,
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I shall be your counsel and guide.
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I do so out of solemn respect
for our traditions
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and not for any optional cash donation
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people sometimes place in that basket.
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- Thank you.
- It's green,
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and there's a little sign on it.
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Found it!
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Then the Emergence shall now commence!
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Or not. It's unpredictable.
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Guess I'll have to wing it.
Anybody here from out of town?
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O-oh! Here they come.
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Oh my. I'm so anxious,
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my camouflage reflex is kicking in.
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No, it's helpful.
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I wanna look cute
for our hundreds of kids.
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We shall now stand by,
without interfering,
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as we observe the sacred process
known as...
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the Winnowing.
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What's that mean?
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It means don't start naming them yet.
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Four of them made it!
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Well, three and a half.
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Young creatures of the Black Lagoon,
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go now to your parents.
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Uh, can I help you?
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Over here!
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They're perfect.
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Ew. She's touching them.
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Cherish these children, Kif and Amy,
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for they are beautiful.
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Eh...
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Well, in-in the sense that
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all children are beautiful.
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The transformation is complete!
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We welcome these new beings of the land.
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They can call me Captain Uncle.
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Uh, I'll go dispose of this medical waste.
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With a little butter and lemon.
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- Want a picture with the kids?
- No need.
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The way they look is burned into my mind.
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They're nice, you know?
Just a kinda little--
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Super gross.
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But, you're finally grandparents.
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That'll be our little secret.
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{\an8}Oh my.
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Thanks for bringing the kids by
for my lunch break.
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They're the sweetest thing on the menu.
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Not even close!
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Uh, question.
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These three babies
are totally different sizes.
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Question mark.
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Oh, well, they grew at varying rates
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depending on the temperature
of the water they were in.
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Little Newt here was in a cold, deep area.
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- Mama!
- Wrong again.
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Mandy is from the temperate middle depths.
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He's shrively!
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You haven't seen the half of it.
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And Axl is from the warm shallows,
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just like his old man.
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Do you always
have to talk about me?
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So why does this one keep calling me Mama?
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And what's with the big weird eye?
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It's not weird. It looks like yours.
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It's pretty weird.
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Why would he look like me?
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Don't you remember?
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Twenty years ago, you impregnated Kif.
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Seriously? Oh, my God.
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I must have been super drunk.
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Leela, you bone brain!
You didn't have sex.
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Bone.
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Luckily, there's an educational movie
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that explains how
Kif's species reproduces.
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And it's filthy.
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YowzaVision Educational Films
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presents Sex Across The Universe.
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Oh, yeah! Educate me, baby.
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This week, the Amphibiosans.
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For every organism across the universe,
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reproduction is a steamy, erotic process.
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Except the Amphibiosans.
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They just barely touch hands
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while the rest of us are gettin' it on.
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Yowza.
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Eh, that was pretty hot.
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So, you see, Amy was my smizmar,
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the one whose mere presence
made me receptive to pregnancy.
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Which makes me their smizmama.
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But it was Lila who contributed the DNA
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when she accidentally touched Kif's hand.
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Are you sure I wasn't drunk?
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I-I mean, I'm drunk now.
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Mwah!
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Ew! Mom, Dad!
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Leela!
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♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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♪ Soon you'll grow, so take a chance ♪
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♪ With a couple of kooks
hung up on romancing ♪
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♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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♪ Soon, you'll grow, so take a chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ With a couple of kooks ♪
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♪ Hung up on romancing ♪
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Let's reinflate my head and go home.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll conk out
and we'll get a little us time.
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Those little guys are the best,
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but they're a lot.
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Well, luckily, there's
two of us to split the work.
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♪ Doop, doo-doo-doop,
doop, doop, doop, doop! ♪
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Captain Brannigan! At your service, sir.
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With ease, Lieutenant.
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I have a bit of news to say at you.
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Is it about the baby gifts
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you claim you sent?
Because we still haven't--
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I'm afraid there's no time to discuss
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the many presents I bought,
some of which are large.
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Soldier, you are ordered
to report for duty.
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- Is it war?
- I hope so, but we're not sure.
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All we know is that DOOP
has lost radio contact
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with a remote outpost in Ursa Major.
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Over and under.
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I'm sorry you'll have
to handle the kids alone.
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I'm not worried.
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I love you!
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Roll call!
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"Four eyes." "One-eye." "Crab man."
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"Can man." "Who cares?"
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Dammit! Where's Amy?
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What do I need, a bigger antler?
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Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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The babysitter didn't show up.
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Ah!
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- Finally. Where are you?
- Sorry, toots.
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I must have the address wrong.
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784 West 28th Street?
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Uh-huh. Weird, th-that's what I got.
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Oh, Earth! Ah!
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Coulda swore you said Kepler 10B.
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Guess I'll catch the next
generation ship back to Nutley.
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Oh...
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Mom, Mom, Mom! Can you judge
our whispering contest?
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Okay. You ready?
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I lose!
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Oh, come on! Oh--
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Look at me, chugging
mineral water on a weeknight!
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So wild and free!
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I miss them so.
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I feel you, soldier.
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And not in a handsy way this time.
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Mm.
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Sticky...
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Bring a bowl of these candies
to my quarters
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when you're done crying.
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Thanks for offering
to watch the kids, Leela.
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I need a break so bad. You have no idea.
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No, it's clear you're a wreck,
and I get it.
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They're a nightmare.
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A-A sweet, adorable nightmare.
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That's fair. Kids!
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Mommy's gonna go nap-nap.
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Don't be scared of Leela. She's very--
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Yay! Mommy Leela!
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Cowabunga, dude!
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The Clump-O-Honeys
you requested, Capt-- Oh jeez.
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- If there's nothing further, I will--
- Oh no, you willn't.
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These delicious Clumps
aren't for eating. Mm!
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Mm...
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They're for manscaping.
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Manscape me, Kif. That's an order.
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Owooga!
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Ooh!
- Whoa! What's that?
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I never saw one of those before,
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and I was born, like, four days ago.
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It's a ship loader.
Any hyperactive kids here
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up for a nice, exhausting treadmill race?
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Oh wow! Cool! I mean, cool.
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God, I hope this works.
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Approaching the outpost, sir.
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Still no response on any frequency.
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My God.
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What the hell happened down there?
262
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,483
It looks like the whole planet
has psoriasis.
263
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You're looking at the back
of my head, sir.
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Welcome to Exobiology Station 38.
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Dammit! I'm outta laser!
266
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Um, hello, sir. Is this outpost secure?
267
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The DOOP hasn't received
any response from you in months.
268
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,637
Oh, yeah. Transmitter got
ripped up by bears.
269
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That's what we study here. Bears.
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I'm a bear biologist.
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Sounds like a fun job that pays bad.
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I used to be a whale biologist,
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but I hate whales.
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Hate them.
275
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Well, then it's good you found
an animal you like.
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Nope. Still looking.
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This bear species
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is known as tardigrades.
279
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It's a fancy word for ugly.
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Oh, shut up, you stupid bear!
281
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They're also stupid, by the way.
282
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I discovered that. Bear biologist.
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I fixed the transmitter.
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Now, may I please head home to my family?
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Without delay. But first,
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candy break?
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Are you bat crackers?
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If they smell human food,
they go bat crackers!
289
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It seems they recognize
a fellow apex predator.
290
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,828
Well, four can play at that game.
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Kif! Help!
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Let's go! Faster! Faster!
293
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Go, horseface, go!
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00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,555
Neigh!
295
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,101
Now, buy us ice cream!
296
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,274
Rum raisin tastes just like caterpillars!
297
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,527
We love you, Leela.
298
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,697
Aw, hell no! You're not the mom of them!
299
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,825
- What?
- Are you done spoiling my kids rotten
300
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so they'll love you more?
301
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,745
I'm just a beaten-down horse.
302
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,665
Well, you can trot back to the barn now!
303
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,918
Kif's coming home soon,
and you are not their mom!
304
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,587
Uh, actually, I sort of am.
305
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,673
Go on! Git! Hyah!
306
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,014
Oh God, they're nuzzling me!
307
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,726
Hello?
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00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,353
Please come home, Kiffy!
309
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,480
The kids like Leela more than me,
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and it really hurts.
311
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,902
I'm the worst mom ever.
312
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Except for my own mom.
313
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,450
Stop licking my velour!
It's dry clean only!
314
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,994
Amy, darling, the children love you.
315
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579
And I love you.
316
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,165
And stay away from my scrotums!
317
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,293
You're their mother,
and you always will be.
318
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,045
Nothing can change that.
319
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,798
Amy Wong, a challenge has been filed
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for the motherhood of these children.
321
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,928
No...
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00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,889
Amy?
Amy, I'm coming home, I swear.
323
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,143
I have to leave right now, sir!
324
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,480
No, Kif! The DOOP
never leaves a man behind!
325
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,898
Not when I'm the man!
326
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,449
Alright, bears.
Daddy's coming to tuck you in...
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...to your graves.
328
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,915
I'll be out here.
329
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,629
Nobody's taking my babies!
330
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,297
They're everything to me!
331
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,300
I appreciate your emotional
shouting in my ear hole,
332
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,551
but I must intervene
333
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,762
whenever parenthood
is called into question.
334
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,306
Grand Midwife?
335
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,809
Oh, drop the surprised act, Leela.
336
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,186
- How could you do this?
- Do what?
337
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,022
Suck the jelly out of
the jelly donuts with a straw?
338
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,024
This jelly hound did not summon me.
339
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,275
The challenge is automatic
340
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,944
when tests show the smizmar
341
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,821
contributed no DNA.
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{\an8}The children inherited genes
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00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,699
{\an8}only from Kif and Leela,
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{\an8}plus trace DNA from a certain Scruffy.
345
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,580
Scruffy's stuff gets around.
346
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,043
Should the challenge indicate
someone else is the mother,
347
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,294
then that person...
348
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,463
eh, or whatever...
349
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shall raise the children.
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00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,299
But... But...
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You and Kif must be present
352
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,303
for the challenge tomorrow. Good day.
353
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,931
Yeah, FYI,
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00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,683
y-you've got a little jelly right there.
355
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,984
Did somebody call an exterminator?
356
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,911
It's been a blast.
Help me, Kif!
357
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,831
They found the secret candy in my girdle!
358
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,216
I'm a camouflaged killing machine.
359
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,221
I'm...
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00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,183
I'm sorry I got so jealous, Leela.
361
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,227
- I just kinda lost it.
- It's okay.
362
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,522
The bond parents feel
with their kids is intense...
363
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,815
so I hear.
364
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,400
I'm just proud I helped
365
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,526
you become a mom.
366
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,073
I hope it works out for you tomorrow.
367
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,742
And if it doesn't,
368
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,245
I'm sure
you'll take good care of them.
369
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,502
I refuse to die groveling.
370
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,129
But I'm open to sniveling.
371
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,974
Naked Kif,
372
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,392
you saved my life!
373
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,353
You have my undying loyalty.
374
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,980
Eat Kif! He's boneless!
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00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,363
This one's for Axl, Mandy,
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00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,948
and little what's-his-name.
377
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,432
I am the Grand Midwife from the other day,
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00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,811
inquisitor for the challenge of Amy Wong.
379
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,272
Amy, where is your smizmale?
380
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,898
He isn't with me.
381
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,777
Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the shame!
382
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,237
There he is!
383
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,574
Okay, but it doesn't lessen the shame.
384
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,577
- Kif!
- Amy!
385
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,162
MANDY/AXL: Daddy!
386
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,165
I don't remember him.
387
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,293
So, like, did you do war stuff?
388
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,087
I did what a Daddy had to do.
389
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,846
Bear number 23 was also stupid,
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00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,141
fighting for scraps
while I dined on salmon tartare.
391
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,562
None for you, losers!
392
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,442
Oh!
393
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,410
The challenge may play out
over days or weeks
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00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,788
within the brutal confines
of the Inquisidome.
395
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,623
Some call it a tiki hut.
396
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,835
Leela's gonna watch you guys
while we're in there.
397
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,088
And maybe a little longer.
398
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,299
But whatever happens,
399
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,384
you're going to be okay.
400
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,471
You are, too.
401
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,984
The challenge is a challenging challenge,
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00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,987
dating from when our language
had few words.
403
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,782
It will incorporate
a battery of genetic tests
404
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,785
and a full neuropsychological
obstacle course,
405
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,788
but it begins with a simple question.
406
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,039
Amy Wong.
407
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,626
Do you or do you not love those children?
408
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,633
More than I knew I could love anything.
409
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,095
Which is all that truly matters.
410
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,639
The challenge is over.
411
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,224
You are their mother
412
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,851
and always will be.
413
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,484
Oops! That wasn't supposed to happen.
414
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,319
Cheap, lousy wall.
415
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,948
Children! You may now come hug
your mother and father.
416
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,117
For only a small additional fee.
417
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:36,415
You're my favorite mommy.
418
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,504
Who wants treacle?
419
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,300
Strong stuff, huh?