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字幕:AVTRLYN

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现在幽浮直升机为我们从空中带来

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一场严重的幽浮直升机
事故的现场画面

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吉姆

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情况不妙

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我才发现我的遗言是 回到演播室 Linda

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真是够搞笑的

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诶呀，这新闻太黄太暴力了

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咱们看Rachael Ray吧

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哦 等等 可能会有切切砍砍的

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天 真够缩的

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别再像个没脊椎的
水母一样没种了

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你很清楚我和海参

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才是近亲

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重要的又不是这个

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老子恨Jim

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其它新闻 俺们城里的
埋汰的尿泡的墙

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被一个神秘的

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瓷片涂鸦艺术家亵渎了

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警方还不知道是谁

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创造了这具有革新意义的作品

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这真他娘的是一座性感的桥基

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免费的玉米粒

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这真对我的口味

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关键就是知道要贴哪

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诶呀妈呀

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看看 看看

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咱应该好好教训一下他

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啊 哦 

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知道不 那玩意再你屁股上还挺不错的

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这确实让我的屁股好看了

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现在时间 凌晨四点整

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我们吵了一晚上了 Kif

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咱能不能睡觉了

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这是不是你唯一的想法

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我可不是一块豆腐 Amy

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我要知道咱俩的关系发展到哪儿了

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我们只是在经历一点小挫折

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这可不是小挫折

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这是大灾难 多亏了你那恶心的

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每月美男日历的提醒

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别把Todd扯进来

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谢了 宝贝

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还有 今天是加拿大独立日

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饿啊

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哦 这是Bender打来的

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我闻出来了

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嗨

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哟 Amy 老子进局子里了

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哦 不
你说够了没钱袋子

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快拿五千块把老子保出去

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我哪随手就能抓来那么多钱

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你就扯犊子吧

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你不是在地板保险箱里藏了一万刀吗

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里面还有五千

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别让老子等

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嗨 Bender

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你用袜子杀过人不

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其实也不难

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我最好削根棍子保护自己

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小混混

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这俩兄弟把你这废柴保出去了

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哦 谢谢老天

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告诉我 外面的世界变了不

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吃的是不是都变成药片了

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药片叻

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是不是都变成吃的了

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嘿 美女 爷叫Larry 杀人的小偷

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嗨 Larry 人家老喜欢你的纹身的

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Amy 这人可是杀人犯啊

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我只是看看他的纹身而已

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真绚

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我有我一个老妈的

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想看吗
当然

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我真不知道为啥你要和
你看到的每一个坏小子调情

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别夸张了

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别动 否则这小妞就没命了

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噢 你可真坏

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哦呵

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你妈叫你回家吃饭

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我受够了 Amy

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原谅我的话
我已经无法忍受

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你对我的羞辱了

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咱俩玩完了

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啊

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噢 我写了首歌让你开心点

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歌名是 咱们好走了伐

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钢铁侠的短裤

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猫王的骨盆

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Calculon的经济人

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敬Amy 单身 孤独和绝妙的

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谢啦 大伙

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看来我又回到游戏中了

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老处女的游戏

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哈哈哈

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抱歉先生 这是你的吗

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他妈的当然是我的

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在你问之前 这也是我的

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我在哪

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这是不是TBS

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真不幸 Amy

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你和Kif要离婚吗

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不 技术上说我们只是fon-fon-rus（不会翻）

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所以我们没有真正结婚

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喔 这事儿有趣的地方是

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ZZZ

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呃 Amy 我应该怎么说好呢

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为啥Kif甩了你就像一坨屎一样

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他说我对坏男孩有意思

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真是扯淡

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真理络络是扯淡的

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Bender 你为啥总对我这么坏

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闭嘴 美人儿 你喜欢的

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别叫我闭嘴

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知道上一个叫我闭嘴的人的下场不

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咋地了

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真爽到家了

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闭嘴

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哦也 来呀宝贝

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记住 人和机器人之间的爱可是禁忌

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咱不可以告诉任何人 
咱们魂事也不行

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了解 我会非常谨慎的

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在我们在这玻璃管子里亲热的时候

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哦也

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我好像患上小丑综合症了

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我以为只有小盆友才患小丑综合症的

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任何年龄的小盆友

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Bender我的老朋友 你脸上是啥

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呃啊 血

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呃 你知道的 刮胡子弄的

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Amy你的运动裤上是不是齿轮印痕

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呃 也许吧 那又怎么样

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哦 我提起它只是因为Bender穿着你的裤子

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呃 我从她那里偷来的

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对 就是这样 叫警察啊

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哦 我的脚都肿起来了

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我最好吃我的药

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Amy 我猜甜蜜的话并不是我的特长

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但是在我约会过的所有人中

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你大概排在前十

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噢 你说的话总是正好那么不中听

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但总是正确的

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罪人啊

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机器和人相爱是可鄙的行为

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哦 是这货
圣经说

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机器人不能与人类魂床共枕

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站着做那啥也不行

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任何角度都不成

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嗨 他是对的

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我不喜欢这样
圣经里头说

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看 一个单身妈妈 快去抓她

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快 到飞船的地下室里去

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现在 正如你们所知

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农业展览会就要到来了

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我准备用腌风和腌天气作为我的参赛作品

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我已经有了晴天 大雪纷飞 洋葱冰雹

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甚至是我奶奶的越橘干台风

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但是没有龙卷风

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我会气炸了如果再让

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Mrs. Girdleson拿到蓝缎带

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这就是为什么我需要你们

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出去给我摘个成熟的龙卷风回来

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这个牲口戳应该有用

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这有个鸟......
啊

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快出去

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大家都就位了吗

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啥

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有人在说话吗

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知道了 好 数到三

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她说啥

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二
等等 我还没就位

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三
我准备好倒数了

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我谁也听不见

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取消任务

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她说开始

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做得好 大伙儿

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说真的 这比我想象的容易

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我只要把它浓缩一下

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弄到这个罐子里

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放进一片叶子来取悦那些2B评委们

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嗨Amy和Bender去哪里了

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他们要错过精彩的腌制表演了

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听起来有只麝鼠被卷进去了

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那是Amy的运动衫

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那是Bender舞会上的帽子

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神圣的Barbado龙卷风啊

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Amy和Bender被撕成碎片了

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噢 人性啊

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还有Bender

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啥...

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哇啊...
啊哦

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你俩这是在干啥

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呃 没事儿

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一对不正常的机器-人关系

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决不能发生在我的地盘上

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在你的地盘下咋样

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别再想龌龊的事了
想想又咋地

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叫兽 他俩交络没啥不好的

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当熄灯之后谁也管不着

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两个你情我愿的成年人

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或者一个

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谢啦 伙计们

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一切都ok只要我父母不知道

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再见(╯﹏╰)b

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老爸 老妈

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回家吧 Amy

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这事你自己决定

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我们不能逼迫你

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乖女孩

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哦不 不要是这装无辜的口哨

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忏悔吧

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哦 是这货

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王家农场 不要断臂

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我们可是你的家人啊

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如果你不能和我们说你的问题

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哪可就太好了

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我啥问题都没有

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我处在一段快乐的恋情中

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只是碰巧是和机器人性...

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如果你把话说完 你会要了你父母老命的

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检测到酒量不足

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谢谢你

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别再色诱它了 你这色胚

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说啥呢 老爸

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我喜欢的是Bender

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才不是这个没感情的酒桶子呢

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希望...被删除了

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机器人兄弟们

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通络机器人地狱的路
是批人类的肉伐铺成的

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赞

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通过在这逃不出去的

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工坊里传授给你们的课

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你们的程序将会被祈祷

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和一些在印度的技术人员重新编排

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但是我从这本Esquire杂志中读到有些机器人

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具备有和人类OOXX的硬件

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别相信那谎言 年轻人

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唯一值得相信的谎言都在圣经里

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我能听到阿门(amen)声吗

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喂 我要三个男人

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来嘛Amy

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选一个男人好伐

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我可是想抱孙子的

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就在九个月零五分钟以后
别说了 老妈

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我对这些恶心的衰人没感觉

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那我这个恶心的还很臭的衰人呢

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Fry 你来这里干什么

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我是来这里救Amy...

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呃 使她远离对机器人的性行为的渴望

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如果我没理解错的话
我已经知道我的过错了

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看他俩尴尬的眼神

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一定是爱的火花

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我的父母也许很邪恶

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但是至少他们很笨

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这一阶段

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你们将真正地与恶魔干架

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与这些火辣的 丰满的人类恶魔

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看看那货的椰子

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我是说看看架子上的那货

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天

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真是带感啊

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好啦 大家换魔鬼

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总是和一个魔鬼乱搞就没意义了

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现在 给点力

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给力啊 直到你心中的罪恶烟消云散

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木恩恩... 仁慈的主啊

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好了 上帝的工作已经完成了

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去抱吧 抱你们的恶魔吧

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哦 Amy 你现在在哪

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Amy 我在这个假人里来救你啦

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诶 解决了我的问题

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等一下 啥... Amy

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嗷嗷嗷嗷
啊

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Bender 小心点

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Fry Leela 你俩也在里面

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啊呵

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我想我们应该呆在飞船里的

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啊呸

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听好了 大伙

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我爱Amy 而且我讨聪畏首畏尾的

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我终于找到我愿意陪伴她一生的人

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Amy...

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你愿意嫁给我吗

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当然 当然

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哦 我真高兴我没活着见到这一天

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嗨 等等

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不...................

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真是块漂亮的钻石

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是真的不

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万岁

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万岁你个头啊

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我需不需要提醒你们
机器-人结婚是非法的

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在太空麻省就不是

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你是说太空税省

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没门 弹力裤

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我们它在这里的
合法化奋战到底

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也 老娘 你必须使它合法化

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我们指的是机器-人婚姻

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我指的是很多东西

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酷 你能变成一辆赛车吗

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不 我只是一个老式变形金刚

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谢谢你们的到来 大伙们

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我们会在这好好地检点地玩一通

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吱吱咯咯的检点 呵呵呵

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但现在我们要谈论些急迫的问题

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与谁或者什么结婚的权利

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其它任何一对东西都可以结婚

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机器人和女机器人 男人和女人

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男人和男人

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我们的狗狗有两个爹地

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不魂种的人 不魂行星之间的人

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甚至是鬼和马

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但是人和机器人却不行

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噢噢噢噢噢噢

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这就是为什么我们投票

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以开启机器-人婚姻合法化的先河

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如果你们不想忍或者被我打成大饼脸

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就请支持无穷大提案

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随着投票日的临近 无穷大提案

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似乎注定完结

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完结了........................

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更多中立的公平的报导
遵照我们投资人的意见

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对无穷大说不

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一场风暴即将到来

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一场机器-人婚姻的风暴

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会像火一样波及到我们

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也许是场暴风火

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如果机器-人婚姻被合法化

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想想那些会发生在
我们孩子身上的可怕的事情吧

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再想象一下我们说过这些事

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既然我们什么都想不出

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作为一名母亲 这些事使我担心

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不要投给无穷大

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批Farnsworth基金赞助

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我们赢不过那影片里面那么多的云

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我们玩完了

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啊 咱们还有一丝希望

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我的电视辩论赛

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我是咱的最后王牌

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叫兽 谁为你辩论呢

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哦 那个人 呃

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你知道 我忘了他的名字

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就是他

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晚上好我是George Takei的头和脖子

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今天晚上辩论赛的主持人

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你们可以鼓掌了

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我们将丢硬币决定谁先发言

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 Bender偷了它 所以我们批他先开始

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陪诀团的女士们先生们 我......


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唔 对不住 习惯了

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我赞成这项提案

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因为我爱一个傻傻的
有血有肉的女人

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并不出人意料的 她也爱我

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这事绝对是公平的

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虽然我平时不会这么支持公平

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所以 请投赞成票

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毕竟 我们的爱并没有什么不魂

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不过更有激情 因为有我嘛

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我从未听过如此传神的演讲

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自从Bill Shatner解释了
他为什么不能给我发钱之后

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反驳 叫兽

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这个四块钱的咖啡壶还讲爱情

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他所描绘的东西真是变态

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你才不知道什么叫变态

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除非有人用钳子夹你的传家宝

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你只是嫉妒罢了 因为你不知道什么是真爱

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我不知道吗 当我还能撒得出尿

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我的床上还不会沾尿的时候

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我爱上了一位姑娘

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喜欢在花丛中漫步的姑娘

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她的名字是Eunice

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我们在实验室中度过了欢乐的时光

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研制出了一种能清除

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那些可怕的花朵的毒药

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我以为我们的爱会天长地久

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但是

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43年之后 她离开了我

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为了个机器人

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她怎么能这样对我 她的心肝宝贝

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就因为这个

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你恨机器-人关系

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就因为你马子为了个机器人离开了你

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她不仅为了一个机器人离开了我

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她就是个机器人

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世界人民震精了

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妈妈咪呀

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哦 天啊 她的名字不是Eunice

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而是装瞒

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47号装瞒

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我的心碎了 就像一个粪青一样

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我因此处处反对机器-人的关系

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我真觉得可耻

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冒着胔掉这场辩论的风险

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我请求你们 支持无穷大计划

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让咱抱一个

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我 也在精神上与他们玫抱着

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现在 他们也在抱着我

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哦 贺魂啊

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出乎人们的意料之外

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选民们投票通过了无穷大计划

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机器-人婚姻现在是合法的了

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接下来是啥 基佬机器-人婚姻

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我们成功了 亲爱的

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我们终于可以有一个
合法的两人的婚姻

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像其他人一样

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呜呼 也......

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两人

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现在 批一个黏黏的坏小子

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从远方向他的小甜心献上一曲

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在第12号

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是Wailing Fungus的

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Shut up and love me

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