1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:22,031 Encoded by AdiT @ Encoders Group For Exclusive Releases Visit us at www.x264-BB.com 2 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,623 - Hello? - Sonny, it's your dad. You asleep? 3 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,876 No. Hey, man. I was exercising. 4 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,629 - Bullshit. You were sleeping. - I wasn't. 5 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:50,258 This kid won't stop lying to me. You still act like you're 6. 6 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,803 Yeah, okay, Dad. I act like I'm 6. 7 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,807 Found a job yet where you work more than one day a week? 8 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,308 I've been looking. 9 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,310 Looking won't pay the rent. 10 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,938 All the money I won from the cab accident... 11 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,607 ...is kicking ass in the stock market, so relax. 12 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,318 - Don't blow it on worthless crap. - I won't. 13 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,698 You should spend it on your bar exam. 14 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,617 You're the lawyer. I ain't taking a bar exam. 15 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,828 I got too much other shit going on. 16 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,331 I don't know what happened to you. 17 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,668 How're things going with your girlfriend, Vanessa? 18 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,003 Things are going fine. 19 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,629 Shit! 20 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:29,839 I gotta go. 21 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,842 Shit! You turned off the alarm clock again. 22 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:36,846 No! I mean, yes, I did, but I thought you needed more sleep. 23 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:40,600 I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a jerk thing to do. 24 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,436 Why are you going to work? It's Sunday. 25 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:47,482 I'm not going to work. I'm going to brunch with potential clients. 26 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,319 That's how a party planner gets business, by making contacts. 27 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,864 Meet with me. I'll order in from Cozy's. We'll have fun. 28 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,868 I am sick of Cozy's. You order in from there all the time. 29 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,703 The delivery guy's your best friend. 30 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,039 He happens to be pretty damn nice. 31 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,041 This is a rough patch in my life. 32 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,795 Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems. 33 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,171 Medical problems? 34 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,008 A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night. 35 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,052 First of all, that cab was huge. 36 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:20,515 And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000. 37 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,683 - So there you go. - Whatever. 38 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,269 Why are you being so nuts to me lately? 39 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,356 You refuse to move on to the next phase. 40 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,399 I'd like to have a family someday. 41 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,361 I need someone I can rely on, not a playmate. 42 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,906 You need a father figure? "Stop pulling your sister's hair!" 43 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,827 You know what? I'm gonna go to Syracuse to see my mom. 44 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,831 - I'll be back on Wednesday. - What are you talking about? 45 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:52,046 I had call for delivery, but it was crank call. You want chocolate cake? 46 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,799 Come back later. I'll Indian wrestle you. 47 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,342 You're going down, sucker. 48 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,593 We'll see about that. 49 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,929 Okay. Peace, out. 50 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,056 You're going to Syracuse? 51 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,100 I need time to think and so do you. 52 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,434 Think about what? 53 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,312 Your life and why I should be a part of it. 54 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,273 - All right. - While you're at it... 55 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,942 ...think about getting a real job. 56 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,111 I got a real job! 57 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,828 Patrick Ewing, nice shot. 58 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,290 - Hey, Sonny. - What's up, buddy boy? 59 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,584 I'm out the door. Hey, pal. 60 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,336 - Where you going? - Manhattan. 61 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,130 You wanna take me with you? 62 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,591 All right, I guess. 63 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,634 Hold on to your money. Later on. 64 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,344 Okay, take care, Sonny. 65 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:41,971 See you. 66 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,473 Cadillac, I love it. 67 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,162 Surprise! 68 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,080 Just ignore him. 69 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,167 It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny. 70 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,836 Yeah, it's only me. It's only me. 71 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,632 - What's going on? - Corinne's going-away party for Kevin. 72 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,676 She didn't tell me. The roommate has a right to know. 73 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,179 She knew you'd ruin the surprise. 74 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:24,388 No, I wouldn't. 75 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,100 Hey, surprise. 76 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,518 Surprise. 77 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,854 - Surprise. - Surprise. 78 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,105 What's going on? 79 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,111 We wasted the good surprise on you. 80 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,529 All right. 81 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,205 Is this your handiwork? 82 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,123 I guess. 83 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,209 See you in three hours. 84 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,962 Good to see you stiffs. What've you been doing? 85 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:00,007 Last three weeks have been crazy. I've been in Denver, Dallas... 86 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,886 I'm sleeping in the office. We're going to trial on the fraud case. 87 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,056 Honey, it was a great surprise. I was totally shocked. 88 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,726 No, you weren't! And I worked so hard on this. 89 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,228 Need some help? 90 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,897 - Honey, your sister's here. - Hey, sweetie. 91 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,066 I hate Sonny. 92 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:21,028 My client's out $7 million. All we can sue on is breach of contract. 93 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,573 Maybe you can sue under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. 94 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,077 I gotta get back to the office. You're the king. 95 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,745 Mikey, a pleasure. 96 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,081 - I'll see you at home. - All right. 97 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:35,960 I'll walk you out. 98 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,007 I gotta admit, I'm still weirded out when they kiss. 99 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,759 Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do. 100 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,763 I know, but they were like brothers to us back in school. 101 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,350 They're still like our brothers. Our very, very gay brothers. 102 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,521 What are you doing after this? Going to a Klan meeting? 103 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,399 Remember when Dad had that barbecue... 104 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,359 ...for his friends and it rained... 105 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,778 ...so he and Mom went into the kitchen and made... 106 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,115 ...100 hamburgers with one frying pan? 107 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:11,579 You're not gonna let a little rain stop you from making 100 hamburgers. 108 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,220 That relationship's lasted longer than I thought it would. 109 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,766 Look at his eyes. He's bored. I give it two more weeks. 110 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,393 Hey, excuse me. Everybody! 111 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,314 I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you for coming tonight. 112 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,732 I guess I should say... 113 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,780 I'm getting it. Tomorrow I'm leaving for China... 114 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,574 ...to represent the firm of Morton and Mandel. 115 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:52,620 Me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet. 116 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,830 Prove it! 117 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,167 Just kidding. 118 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,837 But I am real glad you're all here tonight, because... 119 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,007 ...l'm gonna do what I never thought I'd have the guts to do. 120 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,301 You're not proposing, are you? 121 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,475 - Yeah, pal, I am. - Well, think about it, you know? 122 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,185 God, Sonny, shut up! 123 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,526 Anyway, will you? 124 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,694 Yeah. 125 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,074 Good call on the two weeks. 126 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,460 Sonny, what was that all about? 127 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,005 Congratulations. You and Big Boobs McGee are gonna be happy. 128 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,632 Don't call her that. 129 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:51,095 You wanna tell your children you met their mother as a waitress at Hooters? 130 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:54,390 Sonny, that was five years ago. She's a doctor now... 131 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,684 ...and my fiancée, so from now on... 132 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,561 ...Dr. Big Boobs McGee. 133 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,063 - Congratulations. - Thanks, man. 134 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,982 I just... 135 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,401 ...got shit going on. 136 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,735 What's the matter? 137 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,321 Vanessa's gonna break up with me... 138 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,116 ...and I don't know how to make her wanna stay. 139 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,702 She's getting older. She wants different things. 140 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,913 Career, stable relationship, a family. 141 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,331 That's how they get. 142 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,501 I want things to go back to the way they used to be. 143 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,254 When we were at Syracuse, and Vanessa worshiped you. 144 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,090 - That was nice. - Nobody hassled you to get a job. 145 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,134 Tommy and Phil showered separately. 146 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:32,761 Those were the days. 147 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,347 - What're you doing? - Lf I make this... 148 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,892 ...Vanessa will realize she likes me the way I am. 149 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,476 You're going to the putt. 150 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,896 Remember, the roof breaks to the right. 151 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,233 Yes! That's what I'm talk... 152 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,735 Good God! 153 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,320 That can't be good. 154 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,910 Where's Kevin? 155 00:08:56,203 --> 00:09:00,247 He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you. 156 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,751 - Why are you here? - I'm cleaning because you're useless. 157 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,629 Then what, you gonna go to your Hooters reunion? 158 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:10,341 You guys talk about whose ass hangs out of their shorts the most? 159 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,219 At least I can fit my ass in my shorts, fatty. 160 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,304 Speaking of fatty, whose is this? 161 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,932 - I don't know. - I'm eating it then. 162 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,518 "We wasted the good surprise on you." 163 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,481 Yeah? 164 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,441 Lady gave me $5 to bring him here. 165 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,276 - What do you mean? - Later. 166 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,946 Are you selling raffle tickets? 167 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,412 Oh, boy. 168 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,876 - Kevin Gerrity. - I got something to tell you. 169 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,170 - What's up? - There's a kid here. 170 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,421 What kind of kid? 171 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,882 If this note is true, it's your kid. 172 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,342 What do you mean? 173 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,263 I'm having a tough time reading this... 174 00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,557 ...but it says, "Dear Kevin: This is Julian, your son. 175 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,477 I hope you understand why I didn't tell you until now... 176 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,356 ...but he needs your help. I can't be his mother anymore." 177 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,316 - This is ridiculous. - Hang on. 178 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,694 Who's this? 179 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,196 This is my friend. 180 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,701 - Is that Kevin on the phone? - No, it's my Uncle Remus. 181 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,538 Hi. What's your name? 182 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,123 Is he all right? 183 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,250 He doesn't like you. Leave us alone. 184 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,876 You're such a dick. 185 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,963 That was your girlfriend. She was acting "Hooterific." 186 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,966 - Who sent that note? - "Jan." 187 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,219 Jan... I don't know any Jan. 188 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,388 - Where's he from? - Where are you from? 189 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,597 Buffalo. 190 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,891 I've never even been to Buffalo. 191 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,768 Maybe it's a mistake. 192 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,938 Is this like the time you said my parents were dead? 193 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,773 I swear, he's right here. 194 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,235 I'm coming home. I don't know what I'll say... 195 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,611 Hang on. It says... 196 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:59,074 ..."If you won't take responsibility for him, they found a foster family..." 197 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,411 Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge. 198 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,787 That's terrific. 199 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,165 Here's a number for a guy... 200 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,168 ...at City Social Service. Arthur Brooks. I'll call. 201 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,462 - I'll come home. - I'll take care of it. 202 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,671 Are you sure? 203 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,006 Yeah, don't worry. 204 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,301 Hooters. Hooters. Hooters! 205 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,678 - All right. Thanks a lot. - Later. 206 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,767 I'm gonna make another phone call. 207 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,519 You want to come and sit down, pal? 208 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:35,027 Or you can stand there. Anything you want. I'll be a minute. 209 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,115 Social Services is closed today, Columbus Day. 210 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,701 We'II be open tomorrow at 8 a.m. 211 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,120 Columbus Day. 212 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,124 Boy, I don't know what to tell you. 213 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,710 Everything's gonna get figured out tomorrow. 214 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,338 Can you be a tough little guy until then? 215 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,298 Great. 216 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,551 Do I need to get you a bottle of formula or something? 217 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,054 - No. - What do you eat? 218 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,555 Food. 219 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,974 Yeah? I eat food too. 220 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,352 What...? Come on. 221 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,148 You need me to hold your hand? 222 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,403 On Mondays, I go to Central Park and watch rollerbladers fall down. 223 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,738 - You into that? - I don't know. 224 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,324 Watch. This guy's humming. 225 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,702 He's going down, he's going down, he's going...! 226 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,415 How old are you, anyways? 227 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,708 - Five. - Five? 228 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,585 You wear a diaper? 229 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,254 No. 230 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,507 - You wipe your own ass then? - Yes. 231 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,009 You do? Good job. That's cool. 232 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,847 Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes! Come on, damn it. 233 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,723 You suck. You suck! 234 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,268 Check this out. 235 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,032 My God! 236 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:07,244 There's a stick there. Somebody should move it. 237 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,664 All right now, what way would you put that on? 238 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,375 This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid... 239 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,419 ...but he's really smart as a tack. 240 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,920 Oh, yeah, he is. 241 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,091 You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up. 242 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,385 I wipe my own ass. 243 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,596 Me too. 244 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,018 So, Mr. Ass Wiper, what's this guy's name? 245 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,853 Scuba Steve. 246 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,189 Does he ever take his flippers off? 247 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,191 What if he goes bowling? 248 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,486 They don't make him wear bowling shoes? He wears flippers? 249 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,947 - Really? - I had a doll like that at one time. 250 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,783 But my cat, he bite his head off. 251 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,368 What cat would do that? 252 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,620 You calling me a liar? 253 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,538 Hey, take it easy. 254 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,082 Anyways... 255 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,126 ...Jets are playing tonight. 256 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,129 We're gonna go to the Blarney Stone. Wanna come? 257 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,923 I've got more deliveries. 258 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,717 Maybe you can also finish the turkey on your lip. 259 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,177 Right there. 260 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,892 Let's crank up the Styx. 261 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,727 No music during the game. 262 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,147 - It's halftime. Relax, Mr. Herlihy. - Goddamn Jets. 263 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,316 What are you doing in here, cutie? 264 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,443 Watching football. 265 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,613 - Who do you want to win? - The goddamn Jets. 266 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,533 Have fun. 267 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:32,788 Too bad you don't like girls. I think you could've had her. 268 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,332 - I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty? 269 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,460 - Are you allowed soda? - I don't know. 270 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,671 My mom always said soda rots your teeth... 271 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,131 ...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on. 272 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,842 - Can we get two root beers? - Sure. 273 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:51,181 When I graduated law school, we met here every Monday to watch football. 274 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,976 Who would meet you? 275 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,061 My friends, Vanessa. 276 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,605 Vanessa always rooted against the team... 277 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,816 ...I wanted to win just to bust my chops. 278 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,611 But everybody's so busy with their crap lately, no one comes. 279 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,655 Like I'm not busy? 280 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,450 Shut up or I'll smack you through the wall like last Monday. 281 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,829 Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman. 282 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,126 Anytime. 283 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,504 He drinks a lot of soda. 284 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,054 I'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa, she's the one. I can't lose her. 285 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,056 I'm not getting any handsomer. 286 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,977 Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter. 287 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,187 - Fatter? - At your age... 288 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,648 ...I could eat anything. Wouldn't gain an ounce. 289 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,485 Now, I have a chocolate shake, my ass jiggles for a week. 290 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,531 - Enjoy the metabolism while you got it. - Metalobism? 291 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,536 Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked. 292 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:58,540 Anyways, I had fun today. Did you have fun? 293 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,209 Yeah, you're all right. 294 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,378 Have a good one. 295 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,589 Sonny? 296 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,217 Could I have a night-light? 297 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,554 Night-light? I think I can help you out. Hang on. 298 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,898 Let's see here. 299 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,735 There you go, all right? 300 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,403 Sonny? 301 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,448 Are you my dad? 302 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,119 No, I'm not, but... 303 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,456 ...that Dad and Mom thing we'll figure out in the morning. 304 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,418 You just go to sleep. 305 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,464 - Good night. - Good night. 306 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,439 Go get the can, okay? 307 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,692 Go! Go! Go! 308 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,988 I'm thinking about keeping the kid. 309 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,950 Sonny. 310 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,285 Remember when we went to the pet store... 311 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:21,498 ...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it... 312 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,792 ...cleaning it and toilet training it? 313 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,920 This is kind of like that, except with a human. 314 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,507 I mean, I'm glad you had fun and all, but this is big. 315 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:34,136 I gotta do something big. I think Vanessa will respect that. 316 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,638 You think that since women get pregnant... 317 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,807 ...to fix a troubled relationship... 318 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,518 ...why can't a guy adopt a kid to do the same? 319 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,355 I didn't think of it like that. But yes, that's what I'm thinking. 320 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:49,025 Sounds nuts to me, pal. Do yourself a favor. Sleep on it. 321 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,111 You're right. Can I use your phone? 322 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,035 Arthur Brooks speaking. 323 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,037 How you doing? Kevin Gerrity. 324 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,664 Right on, Mr. Gerrity. 325 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,166 We were expecting you. 326 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,627 Do you still got a foster family lined up for Julian? 327 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,837 Yes, we do. 328 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,882 I've decided to take care of the little guy. 329 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,842 Way to sleep on it, pal. 330 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,845 You two want to get married, I support that. 331 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:21,183 When parents take the responsibility, there's no bigger high for us. 332 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,851 I'm psyched about it too. 333 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,060 So that's it. 334 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,271 Yep. Good luck to you and your son. 335 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,774 My son. 336 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,404 Goddamn stick! 337 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,072 That's my boy. 338 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,460 Hey. 339 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,588 Go back to sleep. 340 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,427 Well, I'm going back to sleep. Nighty-night. 341 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,596 I wet my bed. 342 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,366 Oh, God. 343 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,118 That's a shitload of piss. 344 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,623 Okay. 345 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,593 There you go, all right? 346 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,637 No more wet mess. 347 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,100 Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep. 348 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,884 Sit still! 349 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,510 Lay! 350 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,769 All right! I'm up! 351 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,481 It smells like urine in this joint. Good job. 352 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,151 What're you doing there, boy? 353 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,694 Making cereal. 354 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,697 Oh, yeah? Why don't you pour me a bowl? 355 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,829 Or don't pour me a bowl. Either way. 356 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,832 I got it. I got it. 357 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,835 We can fix this. 358 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,547 It's not a big deal. 359 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,424 Look. See? 360 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,843 See how quick it goes away? 361 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,054 Crybaby, come on. 362 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,056 Don't worry about it, boy. 363 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,936 Scuba Steve, damn you! 364 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,648 You think that's funny, me getting hurt? 365 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:23,031 There's a bright side to being up before 11: McDonald's breakfast. 366 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,076 I haven't been up for that in 10 years. You wanna go? 367 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,329 Tie your shoes, we'll go. Hurry. 368 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,375 It's like 12 blocks from here, so tie quickly. 369 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,464 Do you need help with that? 370 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,257 I can do it. 371 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,469 Let me do it. 372 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,976 You loop it, you swoop it, and you pull. 373 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:54,270 You loop it, you swoop it, you pull. 374 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,481 Good. Let's go. We're in a hurry. 375 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,775 It's different for your generation. 376 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,736 You've always had McDonald's breakfast available. 377 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:02,946 I have? 378 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:06,241 When I was born, all we had were the burgers and fries. 379 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,911 Maybe the fish sandwich. I'm not sure. I'll get back to you. 380 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,413 What are you doing? 381 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,915 Oh, yeah, the hand-holding thing. 382 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,920 My dad took us to McDonald's the first morning they had breakfast. 383 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,632 Everybody was baffled. "Are these sausages or hamburgers?" 384 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,592 I have to go to the bathroom. 385 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,928 We're gonna be there in a minute. 386 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,638 I gotta go now. 387 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,515 Didn't you pee enough in bed? 388 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,519 We only got nine minutes to get there. 389 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:37,772 But I gotta go to the bathroom. 390 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,441 All right, let's go. 391 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,610 Can my kid use the bathroom for a minute? 392 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:43,778 Customers only. 393 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,114 He's just a kid. We'll be in and out. 394 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,657 That's not my problem. 395 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,452 It's not your problem? All right. 396 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:51,828 Come on. 397 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,542 Here you are. Your waiter will be right with you. 398 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,462 I can't do it. 399 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,964 What do you mean, you can't do it? Just go. 400 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,551 I'm scared. Could you do it too? 401 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,637 All right. 402 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,850 Here we go. 403 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,102 And we're off. 404 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,690 That's not too difficult, right? 405 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,485 And we're both losing weight. 406 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,113 Good job. We're gonna miss breakfast. Let's go. 407 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,865 Put it away. 408 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,497 - Thanks, anyways. - Sure thing. Anytime. 409 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,332 Move your ass there, pee-boy. 410 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,877 We only got five minutes, five minutes. Now four. 411 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,338 Come on. We're almost there. 412 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,591 Hey, mister. Why are you sitting on the ground? 413 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,176 This is where I live. 414 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,512 - We gotta get going. - Why? 415 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,224 In retrospect, I made some bad choices after high school. 416 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,309 - We gotta get going. - Why? 417 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:59,020 This was during the so-called Disco Era... 418 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,732 ...but for me, it was more the Doing Mushrooms Era. 419 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,360 - We're gonna miss breakfast. - Why? 420 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:06,861 I never thought about that. 421 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,614 I was never Mr. Popularity in high school... 422 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,367 ...and I watched Fantasia a lot. 423 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,202 - One day it clicked. - Hey, yappy. 424 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,704 If you end it, you get an Egg McMuffin. 425 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:19,040 How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns? 426 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,542 You got a deal. 427 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,754 Look, look. He fell asleep. Let's go. 428 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,548 Let's go. 429 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,054 Sausage McMuffin. 430 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,597 Pardon me, sir. 431 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,057 How you doing? 432 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,767 What can I get for you? 433 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,894 - What do you want? - Cheerios. 434 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,729 They don't got Cheerios. 435 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,606 Lasagna. 436 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:46,776 What's the matter? We'll take hotcakes and sausage. 437 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,070 Sorry. We stopped serving breakfast. 438 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,239 We're four seconds late. 439 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,909 You're 30 minutes and four seconds late. Breakfast stops at 10:30. 440 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,161 Horseshit! 441 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:00,790 Don't cry. Sorry. 442 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,917 I was cursing at the lady, not you. 443 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,252 Nice parenting. 444 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,963 Thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk. 445 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,756 Do you want a Happy Meal? 446 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,550 You got a Happy Meal? 447 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,760 Will somebody get the kid a Happy Meal?! 448 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,429 Relax. 449 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,972 Where's my Egg McMuffin? 450 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,141 Breakfast is over at 10:30. 451 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,269 - Really? I thought it was 11. - I thought that too. 452 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,564 Total mind blower. 453 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,983 Will you just relax? Here. 454 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,943 What do you want me to do? 455 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,322 You're gonna meet Vanessa tonight. You'll like her. 456 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,283 You wanna see me get hurt? That'll cheer you up? 457 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,202 All right. 458 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,709 You think that's funny? 459 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,420 Good. No more crying. 460 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,630 Are you okay? 461 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,840 Next time, kill me. 462 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,024 Let's do it, Rangers. 463 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,777 - Rangers against the Tampa Bay Lightning. 464 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,320 And at this stage... 465 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:16,366 ...it's as close as you can get to a must-win game for the Rangers. 466 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,159 Or they'll fall behind... 467 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,328 - How you doing? - How you doing? 468 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,248 - You like hockey? - You like hockey? 469 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:27,252 This is a big, important game. 470 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,046 - Cut the crap. - Cut the crap. 471 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:35,009 I'm serious. Don't do that. 472 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,053 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck... 473 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,722 ...if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 474 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,516 That's what I thought. Shut up. 475 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:44,769 Don't you take naps? 476 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,062 Sometimes. 477 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,522 Go take a nap. 478 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,691 I'm too hungry to sleep. 479 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,277 You want some food? 480 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,375 Having a kid is great... 481 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:12,005 ...as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. 482 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,404 He's taken down! Penalty shot! 483 00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:44,078 How you doing? You sleepwalking? 484 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,914 Why don't you go back sleepy? Sleepy. 485 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,750 Keep napping. What's this? 486 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:49,959 Kangaroo song. 487 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,880 That's terrific. And we'll watch this after the game, okay? 488 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,425 But after my nap, I always watch the kangaroo song. 489 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,596 It's overtime, and there's a penalty shot about to take place. 490 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:02,889 It happens every 10 years... 491 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,099 Kangaroo song. Kangaroo song! 492 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,730 All right! 493 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,858 God! You were normal yesterday. 494 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,663 I can't take this. Are you serious? 495 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,415 Come and play 496 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:33,586 What do you say? 497 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,171 Douche-bag kangaroo. 498 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,426 Are you all hopped out? 499 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,682 I don't know what to do. Hopefully Vanessa will. 500 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:50,311 I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her. 501 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,021 Get your coat. Clean up. 502 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,776 Oh, God. You don't have to pee, do you? 503 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,445 - Do you swear? - I swear. 504 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:02,657 How come you're not going? 505 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:06,619 I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds. 506 00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:09,705 Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company. 507 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,669 He'll write your name on the wall. Mind your business. 508 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,423 Let's go. Let's go. 509 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,509 Why do I need to meet this lady? 510 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,970 - Now it is your problem. - Thank you. 511 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,139 She's that lady I was telling you about. 512 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,933 She's gonna be a big part of your life. 513 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,186 I'm scared. What if she's not nice? 514 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,646 Look. 515 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:37,692 See these right here? These are magic sunglasses, okay? 516 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,194 If you're afraid, put them on to become invisible. 517 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,321 Really? Nobody can see me? 518 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:43,698 Put them on. 519 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,203 Sonny, I'm right here. 520 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,456 Oh, the glasses. I couldn't see you. 521 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:55,376 Keep those on. No one can notice you until you decide they can. 522 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,253 - Okay. - Let's go. 523 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,883 I'm still right here. 524 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,260 Okay, all right, the glasses. 525 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,015 - Hey. - Hi. 526 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,349 Welcome back. 527 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:14,020 - Who's that? - Who's who? He's invisible. 528 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:18,232 - Can I come in? - Sure. 529 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,902 Any invisible people out here... 530 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,112 ...feel free to come in, okay? 531 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,618 Sonny, I don't really know what's going on right now. 532 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,871 - We should talk... - You said I got some thinking to do? 533 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,414 So I did it. 534 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:37,418 Just because I don't have a job doesn't mean I don't wanna move on. 535 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,921 Instead of saying that, I figured I'd show you. 536 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:42,548 - Before you say anything... - Look at that. 537 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,258 He took his sunglasses off. 538 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,552 He wants you to see him. He likes you. 539 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,137 Julian, come here. 540 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:50,932 Come here, pal. 541 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,600 Vanessa... 542 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,770 ...I want you to meet Julian, my son. 543 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,314 Our son. I adopted him. 544 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,609 I don't know what to say. 545 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,152 Don't say anything. 546 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,115 Is someone in the bathroom? 547 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:11,536 Why is the door shut? 548 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,080 - I don't know. - You don't? 549 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:18,501 - I don't know. - Sonny. 550 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,171 I can't believe this. 551 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,967 - Hey. Open up. - Sonny. 552 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,345 Hello. Open the door! 553 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,558 - Is everything okay? - Oh, my God. 554 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,060 I'm sorry. I was freaking out there. 555 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:37,853 - I'm Sonny. - Sid. 556 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:42,066 I had an attack of paranoia. I thought you were sleeping with my girl. 557 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,651 I am. 558 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,611 What's that? 559 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,321 I am. 560 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,992 That's what I was trying to tell you before. I found someone. 561 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,160 - This old guy? - Sid. 562 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,162 He's already achieved so much... 563 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,332 ...and yet he's still goal-oriented and still focused. 564 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,084 And he has a five-year plan. 565 00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:01,794 What is it? "Don't die"? 566 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:06,841 I can't believe this. We got a family now. This is what you wanted. 567 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:09,844 You surprising me with a kid that you adopted... 568 00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:12,346 ...wasn't what I wanted. - I did this for you. 569 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,807 You wanted me to be more responsible. 570 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,475 I can't raise this kid alone. 571 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:20,021 You remind me of my grandson. You don't think things through. 572 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:23,107 Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip. 573 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,401 - I'd like to see you try it. - Shut up. 574 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,195 How'd you misconstrue the situation so badly? 575 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,114 I don't know. 576 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,909 Deep down you must've known this day was coming. 577 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,663 You made the biggest mistake of your life. 578 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,041 I know you'll be missing me when you got... 579 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,585 ...that big, white, wrinkly... 580 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,337 ...body on top of you... 581 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,380 ...with his loose skin... 582 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,424 ...and old balls. 583 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,259 Gross. 584 00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:01,187 Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity. 585 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,190 I got an emergency problem. Is Arthur Brooks around? 586 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,900 I'll go get him for you. 587 00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:09,278 Stay where I can see you. I gotta talk to this guy. 588 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,946 Mr. Gerrity? 589 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:13,074 - Arthur Brooks. - How are you? 590 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,575 I need to speak with you. 591 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,869 I didn't tell you to come here, did I? 592 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,121 I was gonna mail you the paperwork. 593 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,248 It's like the opposite of that. 594 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,668 Look, I can't manage this kid. 595 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,796 I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake. 596 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:30,591 - Mistake? - I had a mother lined up for him... 597 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,469 ...but she's banging the Pepperidge Farm guy. 598 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,930 The kid won't stop peeing and throwing up. 599 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,808 He's like a cocker spaniel. I just... 600 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:41,310 He'd be better off with his natural mother. 601 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:44,939 Well, she passed away last night, Mr. Gerrity. 602 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:47,274 She had cancer. She must have sensed... 603 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,485 ...that her time was running short. 604 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:52,446 She wanted her son to be with the natural father. 605 00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:56,701 Loop. 606 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,327 Pull. 607 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,080 If you don't wanna take care of him... 608 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:04,834 ...we'll take him. But he'll have to chill in a group home. 609 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,794 Group home? Like an orphanage? 610 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,462 We don't call them that. 611 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,301 Look, I did it. Loop, swoop and pull. 612 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,511 You did do it. 613 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,138 Congratulations, kid. 614 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,973 I showed him that. 615 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,600 Why don't you go back over there, okay? 616 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,146 - I'll call the Heatherton Home... - Let's do this. 617 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,774 I'll hang on to the kid until you find him a new family. 618 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:32,319 I don't know. I gotta watch out for the kid's best interest. 619 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,822 You said yourself you were a bogus dad. 620 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,199 He's better off with me than in an orphanage. 621 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:40,202 I don't wanna put him in a home any more than you do. 622 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:43,247 Why don't we pretend you didn't even come in here? 623 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:46,375 I'll give you a shout when I line up a family. 624 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:47,835 - That's good. - Later. 625 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,879 Just don't make me regret this. 626 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,131 Where are we going now? 627 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:56,510 I gotta make a phone call. Just stay right here, all right? 628 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:04,518 - This is a collect call from: - Your baby boy. 629 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,688 - To accept charges, say, "Yes." - Yeah, I'll accept. 630 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,857 Dad, how's it going? How's Florida? 631 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:13,652 Not too bad. Your mother got a sunburn playing tennis. 632 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,822 - I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What? 633 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,741 Kind of adopted a kid. 634 00:35:18,909 --> 00:35:20,075 What do you mean? 635 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,245 I'm talking about you being a grandfather. 636 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,289 Who the hell would give you a kid? 637 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:26,916 Social Services. 638 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,502 You idiot. You better give that kid back. 639 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,337 His mother's... 640 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,797 Hang on. 641 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:35,007 Go play with them pigeons, buddy. 642 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:38,427 I tried to give him back. I just can't. All right? 643 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,095 I need your help. 644 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,016 I'm in a bad way. Vanessa dumped me. I don't know what I'm doing. 645 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:46,018 You're damn right. 646 00:35:46,228 --> 00:35:48,020 The kid is always around. 647 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:50,397 He never leaves me alone. 648 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:53,859 You'd think he'd want some privacy. I'm in deep shit. 649 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,904 Give that kid back before you ruin both your lives. 650 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,322 I appreciate that. 651 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,616 He's better off living in a dumpster. 652 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,576 I'll be a better father than you! 653 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,079 Lmpossible! All you care about is yourself! 654 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:08,707 Yeah? No, I care about you saving money on this call! 655 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,422 Let's eat. 656 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,968 The Vanessa thing did not work out. 657 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:22,096 She lost her damn mind. That wasn't your fault, though, okay? 658 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,931 Okay. 659 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,141 I know when you first got here... 660 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,602 ...you thought you were gonna meet your dad. 661 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,146 But I don't think that's gonna happen. 662 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:33,774 - Why? - I don't know. 663 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:36,944 But, buddy, real dads aren't always that great. 664 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,113 I got one and he's out of his mind. 665 00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:43,158 He tells me what to do. He never lets me figure stuff out on my own. 666 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:46,620 A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts. 667 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,873 Look at this guy. 668 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:52,918 He was probably a nice boy like you. Then his dad messed his mind up. 669 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,628 Who won the Jets game? 670 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,838 Who cares? 671 00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:58,299 Let it go. He can't control you anymore. 672 00:36:58,466 --> 00:36:59,508 What do you mean? 673 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,011 - You know. - You're a loser. 674 00:37:02,304 --> 00:37:04,889 You're mad at your dad, not at me! I forgive you! 675 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,017 I am. I am. I hate my father. 676 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,937 I don't want it to be like that. I don't wanna control you. 677 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,316 - You even like your name? - I guess. 678 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,693 You guess? Shouldn't you like your name? 679 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,487 Lt'll be your name the rest of your life. 680 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:21,947 What do you want? 681 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,618 Frankenstein. 682 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,038 I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein. 683 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:31,332 Frankenstein, you gonna play in the puddle? 684 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,793 Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do. 685 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,338 I'll show you some cool shit along the way. 686 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,131 That's what it's all about. 687 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:43,177 Stay in front of it. Don't be scared. 688 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:45,220 It's coming right at you. 689 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:46,805 Okay. All right. 690 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,433 You're picking your head up. Don't do that. 691 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,561 Is this okay? 692 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:54,563 That's what you wanna wear? 693 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,941 That's okay with me then. 694 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,652 Good luck walking down the street. 695 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:03,072 Way to block it. Stay with it. 696 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,449 You're the next Willie Randolph. 697 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,337 Chief Jay Strongbow used to do a sleeper hold. 698 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,755 Put your arm under here. 699 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:24,385 Lift this arm, okay? Slide under and try to lock wrists. 700 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,095 Let me show you. Watch. 701 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,889 Throw him into the ropes and he comes back... 702 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,059 Get him. Get him. Lock him up. 703 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,686 Lock wrists. 704 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,604 You bring him down slow. 705 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:37,564 Apply pressure. 706 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,400 He's going to sleep now. 707 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,071 See, he's out. 708 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:55,624 Wake up. 709 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:04,591 You'll be the only kid your age with a slingshot. 710 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:08,429 Go have some fun. Shoot a few beer cans or something. 711 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,434 You like that? 712 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,982 Sonny, Sonny, come here! 713 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,151 What is it? What's the matter? 714 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,658 Let me have that. 715 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,662 Go to your room. I think. Or do whatever you want. 716 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,832 It's gonna be fun. You nervous? 717 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,293 No? You're excited, aren't you? 718 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,046 Let's go. Up, up, up. 719 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,549 Here comes some candy. 720 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,137 How you doing? 721 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,098 Happy Halloween! We got a first-timer. 722 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,063 Do the right thing, buddy. 723 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,440 We want some candy! 724 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,447 Hang on right here for a second. Don't move. 725 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,671 Yeah, that's it. 726 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,008 Yeah, CDs. You like that? 727 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,887 He's not happy. What else you got? 728 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,100 Okay, that's good. Trick-or-treat. 729 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,395 - Say, "Happy Halloween." - Happy Halloween. 730 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,648 Thank you. 731 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:45,400 Next year, be prepared, moron. 732 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,364 What's with the cummerbund? 733 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,366 I let him wear whatever he wants. 734 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,076 Those boots are the best. 735 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:56,120 I think they're Kevin's. 736 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,706 I'll have a hot dog with the mustard and a knish. 737 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,416 Frankenstein, what do you want? 738 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,127 Thirty packets of ketchup. 739 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,712 All right. Thirty packets of ketchup. 740 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,632 Nice cut, pal. 741 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:11,718 Frankenstein. 742 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,513 Do that thing I taught you the other day. 743 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,439 It took him 20 minutes to learn that. He's quick. He's smart. 744 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,692 - And he loves ketchup. - He does. 745 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,278 This is a whole new school of child raising. 746 00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:32,906 You give him options, not orders. Let him make the decision. 747 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,283 You're a pioneer. 748 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:37,452 - So you two just chill out all day? - Basically. 749 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,123 Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups. 750 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,792 I can't even do one with these scrawny arms. 751 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,170 They're not scrawny. They're nice. 752 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,256 What do you wanna do tomorrow? 753 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,175 I wanna go to school. 754 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:54,803 I don't force him, he makes the right decision. Way to go. 755 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:57,806 We'll enroll you on Monday. Enjoy the weekend. 756 00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,266 Do the thing again. 757 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:09,693 That one touched the ground. 758 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:10,986 That was awesome! 759 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,571 Good job. 760 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,328 Help me! Help me! 761 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,497 Please help me. I don't know where I live. 762 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:25,000 This isn't a big problem. 763 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,419 We'll find your parents. 764 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,922 - What's your name? - Frankenstein. 765 00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:32,132 - Frankenstein. Okay. - There you are. 766 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:34,468 There you are. Are you okay, buddy? 767 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,471 I turn my head and he disappeared. 768 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,474 Don't you ever do that to me again. Don't do that. 769 00:42:40,934 --> 00:42:43,644 Thank you for being sweet to my little boy. 770 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,521 - You're welcome, Sonny. - Sonny? 771 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:49,983 I think my sister, Corinne, is engaged to your roommate. 772 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,986 Your sister's Corinne? That sucks. 773 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,989 Yeah, I'm up from D.C. I was at that party... 774 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:58,825 ...where we wasted the good surprise on you. 775 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,118 Sorry about that. 776 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,371 So, what, you have a son now? 777 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:05,499 I'm not his dad. I'm more of a father-figure type... 778 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,543 ...until Social Services can get another family. 779 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,837 At which point, you'll find a new way... 780 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,882 ...to initiate conversations with girls in the park. 781 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,842 Yeah, that's correct. 782 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:17,594 Hey! 783 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,389 Good job, buddy! 784 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,140 He's peeing on his own. 785 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,976 Keep it flowing! That's it! 786 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,270 Go! Go! 787 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:29,273 So does Corinne's sister have a name? 788 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:33,402 - It's Layla. - Layla? I like your song. 789 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:35,654 Could you do me a favor? 790 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,322 Could you hang out with me? 791 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,200 He'll think he's a failure if he couldn't get me a date. 792 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:41,576 I really can't. 793 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,579 I have a ton of work to do. 794 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,915 I see. Hang on a second. 795 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,292 Come here. 796 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:56,508 Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight... 797 00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:59,511 ...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter. 798 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:04,099 P-P-P-Please don't do this to me. 799 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:07,102 - That is so cheap. - What? 800 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,570 So I'm working in a tollbooth now. 801 00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:19,114 I originally wanted to be a male model... 802 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:22,576 ...but I'm not very good-looking, so that didn't work out. 803 00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,244 I'm sorry to hear that. 804 00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:26,204 I'm all right. I'm recovering. 805 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:29,124 This is my favorite part of the song right here. 806 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:34,755 Better keep it down low. The kid's gonna wake up. 807 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,798 Sonny! 808 00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,467 Too late. 809 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,761 Okay. Just hang out a little bit. 810 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:43,722 I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out. 811 00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:48,769 - What are you doing? - You forgot to say good night. 812 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,103 What do you mean? 813 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,939 I can't go to sleep until you say good night. 814 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,776 I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night. 815 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,944 Go to sleep now, all right? 816 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,613 What'd we learn about girls? 817 00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,325 Initiating the conversation is half the battle. 818 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:05,786 Bingo. Now sleep, okay? 819 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:16,380 I gave him NyQuil. He should be out for the night. 820 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:21,134 This is Styx. They've been my favorite band since I was 12. 821 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:22,469 You're kidding me. 822 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,389 No, I can't help it. I just love them. 823 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,391 My friends make fun of me. 824 00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:31,103 My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times. 825 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,022 Tommy Shaw, when I was 16, I was at the concert... 826 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,483 ...and he reached down, pulled me on stage. 827 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:40,028 - I did the robot voice for "Mr. Roboto." - Really? 828 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,030 No, I made that up. I'm sorry. 829 00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:44,032 That would've been cool, right? 830 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,201 My cousin's friends with their drummer... 831 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,870 ...so when they come to town, we go to dinner... 832 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,289 ...and they tell us stories from the road. 833 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:54,000 - Really? - No, I made that up again too. 834 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,836 I'm sorry. 835 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:59,798 You're not attracted to, like, 60-year-old guys, are you? 836 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:03,552 - No. - Yeah, I don't like them either. 837 00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:07,931 I can't sleep. 838 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,684 Okay. 839 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,519 He can't sleep. 840 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:16,815 So the rabbit ran across the street... 841 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:20,152 ...because he thought he saw some carrots. 842 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:22,571 But when he got across the street... 843 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,740 ...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts. 844 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:27,742 Peanuts? 845 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,830 The peanuts belonged to a squirrel... 846 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,375 ...who had taken them home from a baseball game. 847 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:38,336 And then the rabbit thought to himself... 848 00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,839 ..."Carrots, peanuts, what's the difference?" 849 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,384 So he asked the squirrel if he could have some. 850 00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:46,595 And the squirrel said, "Of course." 851 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:50,891 And the rabbit was very happy to make such a nice new friend. 852 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,936 And so was the squirrel. 853 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,898 And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair. 854 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:01,067 And nice eyes also. 855 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,113 And the squirrel thought the rabbit was really nice too. 856 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:09,075 And then, the rabbit worked up his courage... 857 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,495 ...and asked the squirrel if he could have... 858 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,498 ...just the littlest squirrel kiss. 859 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:19,127 And the squirrel thought it just wasn't the right time... 860 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:22,422 ...in her busy squirrel life to be kissing any rabbits... 861 00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:26,092 ...even though this particular rabbit was very sweet. 862 00:47:26,636 --> 00:47:28,929 And the rabbit got shut down, did he? 863 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:35,477 That's all right. But he was still thinking maybe... 864 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:38,563 ...Scuba Steve could get a squirrel kiss... 865 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,815 ...so somebody's getting some action. 866 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,824 Good night, Scuba Steve. 867 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:52,160 Good night, Frankenstein. 868 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,413 Good night, Sonny. 869 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,290 Good night, Layla. 870 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,337 Don't get caught with any girls. 871 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,631 It's your first day. Take it slow. 872 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,801 I'll meet you after school at 2:30, right out front. 873 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:09,594 You're not staying? 874 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:12,305 No, I gotta go get you some more ketchup. 875 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,140 I don't like these kids. 876 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,352 I don't either, but shouldn't we give them a chance? 877 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,314 How's this? 878 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:25,986 Here are the magic sunglasses. 879 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:29,072 You put them on if you feel scared, okay? 880 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,200 I lost you. 881 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:34,703 I don't know where you are. I'm sorry. 882 00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:37,330 Oh, there you go. 883 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,084 You go inside and make some friends. 884 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,878 Oh, yeah, that's a good hug. 885 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,881 All right. Go inside. I'm gonna miss you. 886 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,387 Hi, I like your hat. 887 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,180 What's your name? 888 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:12,157 - Might as well... - Leave a message! 889 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:16,870 Mr. Gerrity, this is Arthur Brooks from Social Services. I got good news. 890 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,331 We may have found a family for Julian. 891 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,916 Give me a call back as soon as possible... 892 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,669 ...so we can set up a meeting. Bye. 893 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,140 Sierra Club Legal Department. 894 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:39,017 Can I speak to Layla Maloney? 895 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:41,645 Layla, line four. 896 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,774 - Hello? - You're a lawyer? 897 00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,609 What are you doing? 898 00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:51,154 Waiting for Julian so I can have somebody to play with. 899 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,531 - What are you doing? - I'm swamped. 900 00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:55,867 I gotta do my laundry on my lunch hour. 901 00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:59,079 I was gonna do my laundry today too. Where are you going? 902 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,082 There's a place nearby, Suds, on Bleecker. 903 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,210 I know that place. Maybe I'll see you there then. 904 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,712 Maybe. I gotta go. 905 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,642 I bought tickets and the show was the night before. 906 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:21,935 Maybe it was a mistake. 907 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:26,064 That's nice, but you don't know what's going down on the streets. 908 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,233 It's hard to know what's going down... 909 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:31,945 ...when you're in an office seven days a week, Mr. Tollbooth. 910 00:50:32,113 --> 00:50:34,447 You're not gonna tell me to get a real job. 911 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,741 No. You're a big boy. 912 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,952 It's cool you only work one day a week. 913 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:42,789 These are the cutest things I've ever seen. 914 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:46,710 I know. I have them in yellow. I wear them when I work out. 915 00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:51,256 It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him. 916 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:52,716 Yeah, well, I got him. 917 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,634 I read an article that said... 918 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:58,179 ...the most important influences in a kid's life are his friends. 919 00:50:58,347 --> 00:50:59,597 They said that? 920 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:02,434 Just hope he's not hanging out with drug dealers... 921 00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:04,018 ...and delinquents in school. 922 00:51:06,522 --> 00:51:07,647 I'm kidding. 923 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:10,150 I know. I know. 924 00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:14,863 Man, this Yoo-Hoo is good. You know what else is good? 925 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,740 Smoking dope. 926 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:18,658 I ain't going to rat you out. 927 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,160 Puffing the cheeba. 928 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:24,164 Go by the seesaw, smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about? 929 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,166 I have a bellybutton. 930 00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:29,043 You have a bellybutton? We all have bellybuttons. 931 00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:32,380 And we all love Yoo-Hoo. Especially with a little rum. 932 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:34,841 - What's rum? - You don't know? 933 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:36,134 Rumpelstiltskin? 934 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,094 Rumpelstiltskin. 935 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,889 Rumpelstiltskin's a good man. So are you guys. 936 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:44,184 Stay clean. Stay focused. 937 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:47,061 Frankenstein, have fun with your friends. 938 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,565 Why are you scratching so much? 939 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,817 I have ecza... 940 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,486 Eczema? Gross. 941 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,362 How do I make it stop itching? 942 00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:59,032 I don't know. You scratch it. 943 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,409 Spaghetti-O's. Do you like Spaghetti-O's? 944 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:05,914 Dented cans are half price. 945 00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:09,542 Microsoft went down three points. We gotta save some money. 946 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,296 Here, give it a shot. 947 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,299 That's it, boy. 948 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,218 Put it in there. Feels good. 949 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:21,054 Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend. 950 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:22,430 His name's Frankenstein. 951 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,557 Hi, Frankenstein. Remember me? 952 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:27,560 Help me. I'm lost. I don't know where I am. 953 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:29,187 You don't gotta do that. 954 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:32,440 You guys wear the same size T-shirt. That's cool. 955 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:34,901 I heard you did laundry with my sister. 956 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,444 She said we did laundry? 957 00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:39,531 Where I'm from, it's called doing the hibbity-dibbity. 958 00:52:41,242 --> 00:52:42,575 I got eczema. 959 00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:45,286 Well, then you shouldn't scratch it. 960 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:48,206 Don't tell him what to do. He can scratch. 961 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,124 - Scratch. - Is that better? 962 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:52,210 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 963 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:55,421 You know about kids? I thought you were a foot doctor. 964 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:59,759 It's not doctor stuff. It's common sense. Scratching spreads rashes. 965 00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:02,262 This is something you learned at Hooters. 966 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:09,394 - What the hell is he doing? - He's shopping. 967 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,105 Microsoft went down three points. 968 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:15,108 That's good. See you later, Frankenstein. 969 00:53:15,276 --> 00:53:18,862 Stay away from the frozen-food section. Your boobs'll harden. 970 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:28,955 Isn't Little Italy the greatest? 971 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:33,293 I like it. Everyone always tells me to hang out in the Village and SoHo. 972 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:34,502 That's all right. 973 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:38,882 But you gotta respect a place where the fatter you are, the cooler you are. 974 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:46,806 Last time, he was with a different girl. I guess he ate her. 975 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:52,353 I went to Coney Island today with the little boy. 976 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:54,689 You gotta take a look at this. 977 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,941 We had a blast together. 978 00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:00,153 He's so happy. 979 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:01,821 He is such a good boy. 980 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:05,491 If I have a kid of my own, I hope he's half as cool as that kid. 981 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,493 Is he picking your nose? 982 00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:10,038 Yeah, he was picking his own all day... 983 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,624 ...so I figured he could borrow mine. - Sweet. 984 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,418 He must be miserable without you right now. 985 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,211 No, he's in good hands. 986 00:54:19,006 --> 00:54:21,925 Look at Brad's body. Not an ounce of fat on it. 987 00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:24,928 - What? - Don't worry. I like yours better. 988 00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:30,350 I got two queens, two jacks and an ace. 989 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:32,226 - I win. - Why do you win? 990 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:36,356 I got a two, a four, a 10, an eight and a six. 991 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,358 I don't understand. Why do you win? 992 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,860 - Because I win. - What's the name of that game? 993 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:42,070 I win. 994 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:43,863 I'll get it! 995 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:48,034 - What's up? - I'm looking for Kevin Gerrity. 996 00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,994 He's in China. Who are you? 997 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:53,748 Arthur Brooks, New York City Social Services. I'm confused. 998 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,542 Chinatown. He loves those egg rolls. 999 00:54:56,961 --> 00:55:00,880 I've tried contacting him several times and he hasn't responded. 1000 00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:02,423 I'm concerned. 1001 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,384 Lx-nay on the ketchup-nay. 1002 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,552 - Have him call me. - All right. 1003 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,889 My body's definitely better than his. 1004 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:11,975 Without question. 1005 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:20,066 It took you a long time to pencil me in. You work all the time. 1006 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:21,442 I know. I'm excited. 1007 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:24,237 You're excited. How long you been this crazy? 1008 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,574 I guess ever since I was a little girl. 1009 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:33,746 See, my mom got married really young and pretty much just raised us kids. 1010 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,790 So when my dad took off... 1011 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,584 ...she wasn't left with a lot of options. 1012 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:41,796 And I think that's when I decided... 1013 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,590 ...that I never wanted to end up in that situation. 1014 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:47,802 That's actually a good reason to be working. 1015 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:51,806 I guess I feel like I gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked. 1016 00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:56,269 You kick that ass during the day, but at night you have fun with Sonny. 1017 00:55:57,271 --> 00:56:01,524 The best of times 1018 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:07,030 Are when I'm alone with you 1019 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:13,453 Some rain, some shine 1020 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:24,172 Two guys you were best friends with in law school... 1021 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,049 ...fell in love with each other? 1022 00:56:26,258 --> 00:56:27,633 Is that strange for you? 1023 00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:29,844 No. Nothing changed, really. 1024 00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:33,306 They watch a different kind of porno now. But that's it. 1025 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:35,183 Hello. 1026 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,977 My God! This is Corinne's place? 1027 00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:40,813 If the girls at Hooters could see her now. 1028 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:45,151 - Do you want your ass kicked? - I'm just kidding around, Layla. 1029 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:53,076 You're afraid to get involved and you got a lot of work, but... 1030 00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:57,663 ...when I'm not with you, I'm thinking of you. Do you have that going on? 1031 00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:59,123 Maybe. 1032 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,834 Maybe we should try a kiss out. 1033 00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:06,339 We owe it to ourselves to see if we should move to the next level. 1034 00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:08,716 I'm not sure. 1035 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:12,011 Me either. It's just that you kissed Scuba Steve. 1036 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,847 Ever since then, he's strutted around bragging... 1037 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:19,310 ..."I got a kiss the first night. After three times, you got nothing." 1038 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,853 - He said that? - Come on. 1039 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:24,357 Let's just give it a shot just so I can have some dignity. 1040 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:25,900 All right? 1041 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,076 Oh, my God! 1042 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,702 Gross! 1043 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,371 Did I witness the first kiss? 1044 00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:41,165 Yeah, you did. Thanks a lot for showing up. 1045 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:44,877 Layla, you didn't actually enjoy that, did you? 1046 00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:47,588 I don't know. I'm going upstairs. 1047 00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:50,007 Wash your mouth out. He's dirty. 1048 00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:51,843 And he's poor. 1049 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:56,055 What do you got in the bag, Corinne? Some chicken wings? Booby tassels? 1050 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,390 Shut up. 1051 00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:59,058 You have a good sleep. 1052 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:00,852 Pleasant Hooters. 1053 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:07,233 Come on, come on! 1054 00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:09,443 This is where we hang our jackets. 1055 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:10,903 This is my hook. 1056 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:12,405 That's a capertillar. 1057 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:13,865 A caterpillar. 1058 00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:17,410 - That's right, a capertillar. - Capertillar, all right. 1059 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,287 - Staying clean, pal? - Yes. 1060 00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:22,456 You drink the booze, you lose. Remember that, punk. 1061 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:26,210 I'm Julian's teacher, Ms. Foote. 1062 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,588 - You his father? - I'm Kevin Gerrity. 1063 00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:31,424 Do you have some time to go over some things... 1064 00:58:31,592 --> 00:58:34,135 ...that have been bothering me? - Sure. 1065 00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:36,179 Go take a walk, pal. 1066 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,432 Julian has been displaying some odd behavior. 1067 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,935 He spilled glue on the floor and didn't tell anyone. 1068 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,812 He covered it with newspaper. 1069 00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:49,984 And then one of our students wore Rollerblades for show-and-tell. 1070 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,778 And Julian tripped him with a stick. 1071 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,113 I've never... 1072 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,659 Julian found it hilarious. 1073 00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:01,245 I like him to express himself freely. 1074 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:04,457 I've really never seen any problems with that. 1075 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:11,505 Your boy's making the least progress of any of the children. 1076 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:15,843 Frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern. 1077 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:19,722 He's the smelly kid in class? I let him become the smelly kid? 1078 00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,140 What's wrong with me? 1079 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,309 I've had some smelly ones before. 1080 00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,978 But your son is by far the smelliest. 1081 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,981 All right, I got you. What do you think I should do? 1082 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,859 Start by paying more attention to his schoolwork. 1083 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,947 The class is giving a presentation of the Founding Fathers. 1084 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:40,326 Julian has drawn the part of Benjamin Franklin, a very important role. 1085 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:41,786 Do what you can to help. 1086 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,747 I will turn this all around. That's a promise. 1087 00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:46,332 Thank you very much. 1088 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:49,043 Stinky, let's go. You got us in trouble. 1089 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,544 Did he call him "Stinky"? 1090 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:56,676 Wow, I didn't know this about George Washington. 1091 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,303 Yes, his teeth were made of wool. 1092 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,055 Wood. 1093 01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:03,808 I sorry. I mix up "D" and "L." 1094 01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,268 Well, get it right. 1095 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,688 Turn that game off, pal. 1096 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,189 I got four guys left. 1097 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:11,983 Let's study a little bit. 1098 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,359 I don't wanna study. 1099 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:14,568 Give me that. 1100 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,572 - You just killed me. - So what? You'll play later. 1101 01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:20,408 You can't tell me what to do. 1102 01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:24,578 Really? Let's take a vote. Who thinks the kid should study? 1103 01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:29,083 Who doesn't? Well, you just lost, two to one. 1104 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:32,586 It's a tie. That guy doesn't count. He can't even read. 1105 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:36,048 I know. He was just joking around. 1106 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,344 Can you hang out here a little bit? I gotta go do something. 1107 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:41,721 No problem. 1108 01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:44,432 Would you like 1109 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,394 We'II hop, hop, hop, hop 1110 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,313 What do you say? 1111 01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:53,441 Get the door. 1112 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:01,907 Hi, Julian. How you doing? 1113 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:04,285 I'm Scuba Sam. 1114 01:01:04,453 --> 01:01:06,078 Scuba Steve's father. 1115 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:07,580 You see, my boy... 1116 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,582 ...needs to take a bath. 1117 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,459 The only problem is... 1118 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,753 ...he's afraid to bathe alone. 1119 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,546 So I was wondering... 1120 01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:19,258 ...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub. 1121 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:24,263 Terrific. And after the bath, you have to try and study hard. 1122 01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:27,725 Because if you wanna be a member of the Scuba Squad... 1123 01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,268 ...you have to be smart. 1124 01:01:29,478 --> 01:01:31,604 I could be in the Scuba Squad? 1125 01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:35,358 Well, sure. All you have to do is work hard. 1126 01:01:35,567 --> 01:01:38,152 And don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad... 1127 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,613 ...because then everybody will wanna join. 1128 01:01:40,781 --> 01:01:42,281 And one more thing... 1129 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:44,784 ...be nice to the delivery guy, would you? 1130 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,079 It's not his fault he can't read. 1131 01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:50,581 Take care. 1132 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:58,297 He told me to watch his boat for him. Said that he wanted to... 1133 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:01,133 ...talk to you about some secret mission. 1134 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:04,136 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1135 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:05,721 Okay. 1136 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,600 How come I have to wear a bathing suit? 1137 01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:11,310 I don't know the rules... 1138 01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:15,773 ...with little kids and grownups and being naked and just sit down. 1139 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:21,529 The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore. 1140 01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:25,533 I read something interesting. You know Benjamin Franklin invented... 1141 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,785 ...bifocals? That's pretty cool. 1142 01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:28,994 What are they? 1143 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:33,332 I'll show you in that book. It might help you out with your school play. 1144 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,835 We'll make this a regular thing. 1145 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:39,171 Bathing and studying and eating right. 1146 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:42,049 Put your head back. My grandmother did this to me. 1147 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:47,012 "Oh, boy. When I was a little girl, frankfurters only cost a nickel." 1148 01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:48,514 Can you still have fun? 1149 01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,474 Yeah, but after you study. 1150 01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:53,727 In fact, we gotta get you dressing differently. 1151 01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:56,147 - We'll go to Barney's. - Barney? 1152 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:59,442 Not that Barney. A more expensive Barney. 1153 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:10,703 All right, one at a time. 1154 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,455 That's one. 1155 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,206 Two. 1156 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,544 See? Urinals are good too. 1157 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,733 "Electricity." 1158 01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:41,984 Very good. 1159 01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:43,444 "Constitution." 1160 01:03:43,612 --> 01:03:44,862 That's it. 1161 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,280 "Philadelphia." 1162 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:47,615 Smart. Good. 1163 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:51,494 "Fish"? 1164 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:54,788 "Pony"? 1165 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:57,791 "Hip..." 1166 01:03:58,919 --> 01:04:00,377 "Hiphop..." 1167 01:04:00,545 --> 01:04:01,587 "Hipopynonamous"? 1168 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:06,008 Damn you! You gave him the easy ones! 1169 01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:10,930 - Thanks! - You're welcome. 1170 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:15,601 Slow down. 1171 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:19,104 - You owe me a Sausage McMuffin. - Okay. 1172 01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,530 There's a pole there. 1173 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:39,166 My name is Alexander Hamilton. 1174 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:42,253 I was the first Secretary of the Treasury. 1175 01:04:42,462 --> 01:04:44,838 I owned a bank and a newspaper. 1176 01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:47,424 Aaron Bird shot me. 1177 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,931 Hi, my name is Benjamin Franklin. 1178 01:04:54,266 --> 01:04:56,809 I was a writer, a diplomat... 1179 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:59,311 ...an inventor and a statesman... 1180 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:03,649 ...although I only went to school for two years. 1181 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:09,196 I wrote many books and invented many things we still use today. 1182 01:05:13,994 --> 01:05:17,663 The Declaration of Independence is finished. 1183 01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:21,000 Who will be the first to sign? 1184 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,628 - How about you, John Hancock? - I want to sign! 1185 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,594 - Look at my man stand strong. - He's so cute. 1186 01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:38,642 What are your cards? 1187 01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:43,606 I got a six, a five, a jack, a four and a eight. 1188 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,025 - I win. - What do you mean? 1189 01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:48,694 I had a hand just like that. I didn't win. 1190 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,322 - Because I win. - This is bullshit! 1191 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,198 All right. Take it easy, man. 1192 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,200 Every time it's different cards. 1193 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,077 So what? Relax. He's a kid. 1194 01:05:57,245 --> 01:06:00,539 There should be same set of rules, no matter what age. 1195 01:06:00,749 --> 01:06:02,750 He's gotta learn how to lose too. 1196 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,586 - Hello, Mr. Koufax. - Mr. Brooks, how you doing? 1197 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,546 I was gonna give you a buzz. 1198 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:11,258 You just called me Mr. Koufax, didn't you? 1199 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,594 It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax? 1200 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,347 You held yourself out to be Kevin Gerrity... 1201 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:18,557 ...to gain custody of young Julian. 1202 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,726 Big problem in this state. 1203 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:22,728 I've delivered to you before. 1204 01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:25,356 You always order three pieces of cheesecake. 1205 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:28,942 The real Kevin Gerrity asked me to take care of... 1206 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,944 Save it, Mr. Koufax. 1207 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:33,572 He has to come with me or I'll arrest you. 1208 01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,074 Take out your handcuffs. 1209 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:38,160 I don't have any, but two policemen downstairs do. 1210 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,913 Listen, Sonny, I would like to help... 1211 01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:44,917 ...but my status in your country is not what you would call legal. 1212 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,251 It's okay. 1213 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:47,711 I'm Audi. 1214 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,756 Julian, you're gonna have to come with me. 1215 01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:52,383 - Just give me... - Sonny. 1216 01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:54,426 One second, pal. 1217 01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,807 Would you just give me a second to say goodbye to the kid? 1218 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:01,934 Take a second. 1219 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,486 You don't want me here anymore? 1220 01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:14,655 No, that's not it, pal. 1221 01:07:14,823 --> 01:07:17,157 You just gotta go away for a little while. 1222 01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:19,827 How long am I going away for? 1223 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,995 I don't wanna lie to you. 1224 01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,125 I don't think we're gonna... 1225 01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:28,752 ...be seeing each other anymore. 1226 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:33,090 I screwed up, pal. I'm so sorry. 1227 01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:35,342 Come here. 1228 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,219 Put your coat on. 1229 01:07:42,976 --> 01:07:45,436 It's not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot. 1230 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:47,813 - I don't wanna go. - I know you don't. 1231 01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:50,441 But you have to, and you're gonna be okay. 1232 01:07:53,445 --> 01:07:55,529 Please don't make me go. 1233 01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:58,198 I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do. 1234 01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:00,868 I won't play the kangaroo song anymore. 1235 01:08:01,453 --> 01:08:02,786 Come on. 1236 01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,663 Just go. You gotta go. 1237 01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:05,998 You gotta go. 1238 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:10,335 I don't wanna go. I promise... 1239 01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:13,505 ...l'm sorry. I don't even like that song anymore. 1240 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,841 I know, pal. That's not it. 1241 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:19,178 But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass! 1242 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,347 I know. 1243 01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:43,911 - Layla, they took the kid. - Who? 1244 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,580 Social Services. I gotta get him back. 1245 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:48,707 You said this was just temporary. 1246 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:51,835 I can't have it be temporary. It's gotta be permanent. 1247 01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:53,712 Okay, what can we do? 1248 01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:57,341 I filed to get custody based on the child's best interests. 1249 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:01,386 Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday. 1250 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:03,388 - This Tuesday? - You got work? 1251 01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:06,600 I gotta go to Washington for a hearing to dismiss my case. 1252 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:08,393 Can you get somebody else? 1253 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:11,104 I'm sorry, Sonny. I can't. It's my case. 1254 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:14,441 We don't even know where this kid's gonna end up. 1255 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:18,237 Sonny, this is exactly why I didn't wanna get involved. 1256 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,405 I had things going the way I wanted. 1257 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:24,493 Then at the park, you and this kid come barging into my life... 1258 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,704 ...and it's screwing up everything I had planned. 1259 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:30,916 You think I planned on a kid showing up on my doorstep? 1260 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,709 But I fell in love with him. 1261 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:36,046 So now my plans have changed. 1262 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:32,519 All rise. 1263 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:43,780 We're here to determine proper custody of Julian McGrath... 1264 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:47,200 ...also known as Julian Gerrity, a minor child. 1265 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:48,994 Representing New York City? 1266 01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:50,537 Ted Castellucci. 1267 01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:52,664 Arthur Brooks, Social Services. 1268 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:54,833 And representing Sonny Koufax? 1269 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,168 Phillip D'Amato. 1270 01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:57,419 Thomas Grayton. 1271 01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:00,297 Plus, I'll pretty much be representing myself. 1272 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:01,548 Anyone else? 1273 01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,009 Layla Maloney, Your Honor. 1274 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,640 - Thank you. - Does this mean that you love me? 1275 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:11,433 Something like that. 1276 01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:13,727 First witness. 1277 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:16,688 Koufax is a good egg. He was nice to that kid. 1278 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:20,692 But he fights like a girl. You like that? 1279 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,694 I'm right here, miss. 1280 01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:24,696 What are you gonna do about it? 1281 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,241 Are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy? 1282 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:31,203 I had a few chardonnays. What of it? 1283 01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,246 Get off the stand. 1284 01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:35,040 You got it. 1285 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,084 I've got a few problems. 1286 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,752 Off to a good start. 1287 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:43,840 Mr. Koufax is a really cool guy. I wish my dad was as cool as him. 1288 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:45,759 My dad was a military man. 1289 01:11:46,552 --> 01:11:49,554 Guess I wasn't such a "good soldier." 1290 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:54,768 When I was 35, he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping. 1291 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,562 I broke his arm, haven't seen him since. 1292 01:11:58,106 --> 01:12:01,024 I'd rather live on the streets than under his rules. 1293 01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:11,994 Anyway, I think Mr. Koufax should be acquitted of all the charges. 1294 01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:17,249 If O.J. Can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid? 1295 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,627 This guy knows what I'm talking about. 1296 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,631 No more questions. 1297 01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:27,968 No more questions... 1298 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:30,887 How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax? 1299 01:12:31,097 --> 01:12:32,764 I deliver food for six years. 1300 01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:36,018 Plus, I'm stripper. But I've put on weight so it's problem. 1301 01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:40,313 I see. And in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian? 1302 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,275 Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. 1303 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,944 They went together like lamb and tuna fish. 1304 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,322 Lamb and tuna fish? 1305 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:53,535 Spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy? 1306 01:12:53,745 --> 01:12:55,954 Yes, considering we're in America. 1307 01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:58,790 If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, get out. 1308 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,542 I'll come give you a crew cut. 1309 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:02,169 Let's see your clippers. 1310 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,171 Not my problem your dad was sick. 1311 01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:08,050 Stop yelling at me! 1312 01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:13,680 Order! Order! Order! 1313 01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:15,432 Am I in the right room? 1314 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,808 Who the hell are you? 1315 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,685 I'm Mr. Koufax's co-counsel. 1316 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:20,645 He has enough co-counsels. 1317 01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,481 Well... 1318 01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:24,983 ...one more won't hurt. 1319 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,651 Let's get on with it. 1320 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:29,863 Mr. Koufax is simply parading his buddies up there. 1321 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:32,491 Can't they find someone who isn't a friend? 1322 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,993 What were Julian and Mr. Koufax doing? 1323 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,203 Shopping. 1324 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:39,331 Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father? 1325 01:13:39,499 --> 01:13:40,999 He certainly did. 1326 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:43,543 And how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax? 1327 01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,045 Since the day I met him. 1328 01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:48,340 For the record, where did you work during medical school? 1329 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:51,218 Hooters. 1330 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:54,805 No further questions. 1331 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:57,182 Asshole. 1332 01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:58,725 Next witness. 1333 01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:01,311 We'd like to call Julian McGrath. 1334 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:18,537 If it's okay with you, I'd like to ask you a few questions. 1335 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,580 This is just you and me talking... 1336 01:14:20,748 --> 01:14:22,916 ...so don't pay attention to these people. 1337 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:25,210 Can you tell me how old you are? 1338 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:28,630 Your Honor, one second. 1339 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:43,395 That's better, huh? 1340 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:45,438 Can you tell me how old you are? 1341 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:47,023 Five. 1342 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:48,525 What's your birthday? 1343 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,402 July 15th. 1344 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:51,778 Where were you born? 1345 01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:53,071 Toronto. 1346 01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:55,699 Toronto? I thought you were from Buffalo. 1347 01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:58,785 I moved to Buffalo with my mommy. 1348 01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:02,205 For the past six weeks, you've been living with Sonny? 1349 01:15:02,665 --> 01:15:03,999 Yes. 1350 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:06,960 - Did you and Sonny have fun? - Yes. 1351 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,920 What kind of things would you do? 1352 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:13,091 He taught me how to do the sleeper hold like Chief Jay Strongbow. 1353 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:14,968 That's nice. 1354 01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:16,219 Anything else? 1355 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,805 He taught me how to pee on a building. 1356 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:20,307 Really? 1357 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:28,607 And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands. 1358 01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:30,609 They only caught a bad rap... 1359 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:34,279 ...because most critics are cynical assholes. 1360 01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:38,992 I think we'd all agree with that. 1361 01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:43,163 Before you came here, do you remember... 1362 01:15:43,331 --> 01:15:45,457 ...the last thing your mommy said to you? 1363 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:49,252 That she loved me and I was gonna live with my new daddy. 1364 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,339 If your mother could pick anyone to be your new daddy... 1365 01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:53,840 ...who would she pick? 1366 01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:55,717 Sonny. 1367 01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:57,844 Thank you, Julian. 1368 01:15:58,095 --> 01:15:59,512 You can step down now. 1369 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,102 That went good, don't you think? 1370 01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:09,314 I don't know. Judge doesn't look too happy. 1371 01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:12,234 Mr. Koufax, anyone else? 1372 01:16:16,948 --> 01:16:19,282 I'd like to call upon myself, Your Honor. 1373 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:20,784 Awesome. 1374 01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:24,120 Which of your esteemed co-counsels will examine you? 1375 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,375 My father, Lenny Koufax. 1376 01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:29,793 What? 1377 01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:31,628 Forget it, Sonny. 1378 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:33,338 What is going on? 1379 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:37,801 Nobody in this world thinks I shouldn't have a child more than that man. 1380 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:41,680 He also happens to be a well-respected lawyer in Florida. 1381 01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:46,017 If I can make a believer out of him, I can make a believer out of everybody. 1382 01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:50,772 This court is after the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father. 1383 01:16:50,982 --> 01:16:53,358 You want my opinion? My son is a moron. 1384 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,986 I withdraw my objection. Please proceed. 1385 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,988 Mr. Koufax. 1386 01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:02,575 This is a big mistake. 1387 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:06,496 I only came today to make sure you didn't end up in jail. 1388 01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:08,540 That was nice of you. Thank you. 1389 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,584 To do what I think is right here. 1390 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,379 Cut your fingernails. They're too long. 1391 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:15,547 Okay, Dad. 1392 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,173 This case is simple. 1393 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:22,887 It is absurd to think that Sonny Koufax is ready to raise a child. 1394 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:24,848 - Objection! - Shut up, Tommy. 1395 01:17:25,433 --> 01:17:26,933 Sorry, Mr. Koufax. 1396 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,394 First of all, how did... 1397 01:17:29,603 --> 01:17:34,107 ...this sweet little boy, Julian, end up under your supervision? 1398 01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:38,445 I told Social Services that my name was Kevin Gerrity. 1399 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,114 - Of course, you are not Kevin Gerrity. - No. 1400 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:42,824 - So you lied. - Yes. 1401 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,077 Like the time I found a bag of pot in your drawer... 1402 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:49,122 ...and you said you thought they were pencil shavings. 1403 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,082 Yeah. 1404 01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:54,794 Remember when I told you Aunt Fay was coming to New York... 1405 01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:57,213 ...and I wanted you to show her the city? 1406 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,924 And you said that you had better things to do. 1407 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,259 That's right. 1408 01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:05,472 I'm curious. Just what were those better things that you had to do? 1409 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:11,644 Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that. 1410 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:16,358 What happened to Aunt Fay that weekend? 1411 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,234 She died. 1412 01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:19,444 Yes, she did. 1413 01:18:20,905 --> 01:18:23,448 Did you happen to make it to her funeral? 1414 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:28,286 - Why not? - I went to Jones Beach... 1415 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,163 ...got drunk and fell asleep. 1416 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,456 Hell, yes! 1417 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:33,958 Some role model. 1418 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:37,170 Your Honor... 1419 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,964 ...my son doesn't have health insurance. 1420 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,133 He doesn't know how to boil an egg. 1421 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:45,887 He filed for social security at the age of 30. 1422 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:49,307 He is a drain on the economy, on the country... 1423 01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:51,351 ...and most of all, on me! 1424 01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:57,315 Your Honor, to give this young man... 1425 01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:02,320 ...custody over another life is not only wrong... 1426 01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:03,822 ...it's insane. 1427 01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:12,664 Hey. I love you. 1428 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:16,960 - What? - Don't be scared. It's all right. 1429 01:19:17,128 --> 01:19:18,545 I'm not scared. 1430 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,840 If I get custody of Julian, I'll be his father forever. 1431 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:25,969 That scares you because you think there's a good chance I'll fail. 1432 01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:30,056 Sonny, it's more than a chance. It's a certainty. 1433 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,516 You're wrong, Dad. 1434 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:36,229 You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhood... 1435 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:38,398 ...or break my legs skiing. 1436 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:42,402 But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail. 1437 01:19:42,862 --> 01:19:44,612 I love this kid too much. 1438 01:19:44,864 --> 01:19:47,365 I love him as much as you love me, Dad. 1439 01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:50,243 I'm gonna give him advice and I'm gonna guide him... 1440 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:52,662 ...and I'll be there whenever he needs me. 1441 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:55,748 I'll fly to New York to be at his court case... 1442 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:58,918 ...even if I disagree with why he's there. 1443 01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:02,505 But, Sonny, you work in a tollbooth. 1444 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,090 Don't worry about money. 1445 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:07,594 I am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it. 1446 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:10,138 She'll be my sugar mama. 1447 01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:13,016 I gotta get me one of those. 1448 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:17,687 I know this is the right thing because I would die for this kid... 1449 01:20:17,897 --> 01:20:20,440 ...just so he won't feel one ounce of sadness. 1450 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:25,028 That's why you're here right now, to protect me, to be scared for me... 1451 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,238 ...to be a good father. 1452 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,658 And that's exactly what I'm gonna be. 1453 01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:36,748 Hello, Dad? 1454 01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:39,584 Yeah, I just wanted to say I love you. 1455 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:43,338 Hi, Mom? Could you put Dad on the phone for a second? 1456 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:48,551 Can I borrow that when you're done? 1457 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:50,929 Your Honor... 1458 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,973 ...my son deserves this kid. 1459 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,779 I love you too, sir. 1460 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:11,324 Mr. Koufax... 1461 01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:14,327 ...the fact is you kidnapped this child. 1462 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,412 Not only shouldn't you get custody... 1463 01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:19,666 ...but since you obtained him by defrauding the state... 1464 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:21,960 ...you should be in jail. 1465 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,797 Bailiff, remand him until I can figure out the punishment. 1466 01:21:25,965 --> 01:21:27,966 Wait. You can't take him away. 1467 01:21:29,677 --> 01:21:32,554 As that boy's father, I refuse to press charges. 1468 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:37,517 Oh, God. Corinne, I'm sorry. 1469 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:40,186 Six years ago, Joe Carter... 1470 01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:41,563 Joe Carter? 1471 01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:44,065 Toronto and the Phillies. World Series. 1472 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:46,859 Mitch Williams... We flew up for the night. 1473 01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:51,322 - There was a girl. - Oh, God. 1474 01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:53,992 I'm an idiot. I was so hammered. 1475 01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:57,370 Chicken wings, Molson 3-0. Canadian beer is like moonshine. 1476 01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:58,705 Hell, yes. 1477 01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:01,332 You remember? It was at that Toronto Hooters. 1478 01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:07,839 That was before he met you. That Hooters thing is a coincidence. 1479 01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:09,549 I'm sorry, Corinne. 1480 01:22:09,717 --> 01:22:13,720 I know this changes everything, but I had to do the right thing. 1481 01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:17,181 Mr. Castellucci. 1482 01:22:19,018 --> 01:22:21,311 Pending a blood test, I... 1483 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,520 Whatever. 1484 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:27,609 The court grants custody to Kevin Gerrity, pending the DNA test results. 1485 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:35,617 I want you to be my dad, Sonny. 1486 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:37,869 I know. I do too, pal. 1487 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:42,206 But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it. 1488 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,209 Because it seems you already have a daddy. 1489 01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:47,754 But I'll tell you what I can do. 1490 01:22:48,047 --> 01:22:51,507 I can be your friend, no matter what. All right? 1491 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,426 I'll always be your friend. 1492 01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:56,429 I'll always be your family. I'll always be around. 1493 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,348 I promise. 1494 01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:00,433 The kid's good at tying his shoes. 1495 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:02,769 He's not great at it, so work with him. 1496 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,688 - I'll teach him bunny ears. - What's bunny ears? 1497 01:23:05,898 --> 01:23:08,274 Make bunny ears, cross and pull them through. 1498 01:23:08,525 --> 01:23:12,028 I go with this loop, swoop and pull thing. He likes that. 1499 01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:15,073 - I don't know that. - Go with the loop, swoop and pull. 1500 01:23:15,282 --> 01:23:17,033 I swear to God it's working. 1501 01:23:17,284 --> 01:23:18,451 All right. 1502 01:23:19,036 --> 01:23:23,247 Go with the bunny ears thing. You're his dad, right? I'm sorry. 1503 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:26,084 It's important, when you eat at my restaurant... 1504 01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:28,461 ...you never order BLT. 1505 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:31,297 You must trust me. Stay away from BLT, okay? 1506 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:32,632 Hey, guys. 1507 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,426 I'm gonna leave you with your dad now, Julian. 1508 01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:38,179 He's a good man. I've known him my whole life. 1509 01:23:38,389 --> 01:23:41,265 So you two have fun and I'll see you in the morning. 1510 01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:42,684 All right? 1511 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:46,104 - Quit scaring the kid for a minute. - Who am I scaring? 1512 01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:47,814 Bye, pal. 1513 01:23:50,067 --> 01:23:51,776 Hey, Julian. 1514 01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:54,946 I went to China. Do you know where that is? 1515 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,698 It's in Asia, which is... 1516 01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:59,617 ...by Europe. I brought some cool stuff back. 1517 01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:06,332 Did you move the bench? 1518 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:08,418 That's pretty funny. 1519 01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:12,797 You know what I got? Some noisemakers. Check this out. 1520 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,341 Wanna try one? 1521 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:22,515 That's my foot! 1522 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:46,998 You're nice man. 1523 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:50,626 I've got Spice Channel. It's blurry but it's nice. 1524 01:24:53,172 --> 01:24:55,381 Let's make this quick. I gotta get to work. 1525 01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:58,342 Holy shit. Sonny Koufax would rather work than eat. 1526 01:24:58,552 --> 01:25:02,847 I'm working on a big case. I gotta sue you for making me come here. 1527 01:25:06,185 --> 01:25:07,894 Surprise! 1528 01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:13,399 Did you just waste the good surprise on me again? 1529 01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:16,819 Hi, Corinne. 1530 01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:19,322 - Happy birthday. - Thanks, everybody. 1531 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:21,282 Hey, you guys. How are you? 1532 01:25:21,492 --> 01:25:23,367 Happy birthday, Daddy. 1533 01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:26,162 How you doing, cutie? 1534 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:29,081 Sonny, I beat you so bad in basketball yesterday. 1535 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:32,001 From now on, I have to stop letting you win. 1536 01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:34,295 I stopped that months ago. He still wins. 1537 01:25:34,505 --> 01:25:36,339 That's because you suck. 1538 01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:40,009 Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake. 1539 01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:42,929 - What is he talking about, Mommy? - Nothing. 1540 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:47,099 - Happy birthday, Sonny. - Thank you. 1541 01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:48,392 It's a clock radio. 1542 01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:50,937 - Thanks for telling me. - I have to split. 1543 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:52,271 I got deliveries. 1544 01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:54,440 Hang out with us. We'll have fun. 1545 01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:57,735 No, I can't stay. I'll hang for a little bit. 1546 01:25:57,903 --> 01:26:00,404 There you go. Come on, let's eat, everybody. 1547 01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:02,949 Hey, you! Still missing that tooth, huh? 1548 01:26:03,242 --> 01:26:04,408 Can we get some fries? 1549 01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:08,746 - Vanessa. - Hi, Sonny. 1550 01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:10,331 You're a Hooters girl? 1551 01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:13,042 What happened to Sid's five-year plan? 1552 01:26:18,048 --> 01:26:20,049 How you doing? 1553 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:24,637 - Maybe it's a 10-year plan. - Is that the guy with the old balls? 1554 01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:25,888 I think it is. 1555 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:29,100 Come on. I bet they're nice. 1556 01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:35,273 You're not supposed to say "balls." Testicles. Okay? 1557 01:26:47,237 --> 01:27:09,473 Encoded by AdiT @ Encoders Group For Exclusive Releases Visit us at www.x264-BB.com