1 00:01:59,134 --> 00:02:01,753 You gonna say somethin' or what? 2 00:02:01,753 --> 00:02:04,256 It's your time. 3 00:02:08,393 --> 00:02:11,647 - What's he doin' here? - 4 00:02:11,647 --> 00:02:14,016 a friend of mine just walked right by. 5 00:02:14,016 --> 00:02:16,902 Heshie. He has a 3:00. 6 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:36,922 Yeah. 7 00:02:36,922 --> 00:02:41,426 Yeah, baby. 8 00:02:50,936 --> 00:02:55,807 Oh, yeah. 9 00:02:55,807 --> 00:02:58,810 What the hell's goin' on? 10 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:00,812 Thunderstorms. 11 00:03:03,065 --> 00:03:07,569 - Jackie? - You smell it? That's rain. 12 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:12,457 Dr. Melfi, what the hell you doin' to me? 13 00:03:22,217 --> 00:03:25,220 Go back to sleep. 14 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:46,241 What are you doin' up? You got school tomorrow. 15 00:03:46,742 --> 00:03:49,244 Workin' on a high score. Did your mother go to bed? 16 00:03:49,745 --> 00:03:52,748 Yeah. Where were you? 17 00:03:52,998 --> 00:03:56,001 Yeah. Compactor went down at barone sanitation. 18 00:03:58,503 --> 00:04:02,007 Move over. 19 00:04:04,509 --> 00:04:07,012 Ready? Yeah. 20 00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:10,015 Go. Watch out for the ghosts. 21 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:13,018 Whoa! 22 00:04:13,018 --> 00:04:15,520 This thing ain't steerin' right. 23 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,522 Yeah, kickin' your butt. 24 00:04:17,522 --> 00:04:20,525 So how things goin' with you? 25 00:04:22,027 --> 00:04:25,030 How's school? 26 00:04:30,786 --> 00:04:35,791 Dad, you have to concentrate. New game. 27 00:04:39,795 --> 00:04:42,297 Hey, no fair. It's called a handicap. 28 00:04:42,664 --> 00:04:46,168 - Come on. Stop. Stop. - Kickin' your ass now. 29 00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:48,804 One hand. Look at that. I can't see. Ha, ha. 30 00:04:52,307 --> 00:04:56,928 Get off! Ow! Stop! Come on! 31 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:03,935 You lose. Focus through distractions. 32 00:05:03,935 --> 00:05:07,939 There's a lesson for ya. I want you in bed in 10 minutes. 33 00:05:09,825 --> 00:05:13,328 Andretti, you listenin' to me? 34 00:05:13,328 --> 00:05:16,832 Good night, dad. Good night. 35 00:05:16,948 --> 00:05:20,452 Dr. Nathan, please return to e. R. Bay five. 36 00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:24,956 Where'd you park? In the parking lot. 37 00:05:24,956 --> 00:05:28,460 No one followed me. Adriana, you wouldn't know it if they did. 38 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:32,964 Oh, yeah, like tony soprano's hidin' in my backseat. You are so paranoid. 39 00:05:32,964 --> 00:05:38,470 Bring the car right here. I know. He's in disguise. 40 00:05:38,854 --> 00:05:43,358 That could be him. Hey, tony! Or maybe he's in the trash can. 41 00:05:43,358 --> 00:05:46,361 Come out, come out, wherever you are. Ow! 42 00:05:46,361 --> 00:05:48,864 Let go of me! 43 00:05:48,864 --> 00:05:52,868 It could be anybody anytime. I don't even know if it's tony who's after me. 44 00:05:52,868 --> 00:05:55,871 Christopher, you gave crystal meth to hisdaughter. 45 00:05:56,238 --> 00:05:59,241 Which i'm not sure he knows. Look at my wrist. It's all red. 46 00:05:59,241 --> 00:06:02,127 I'm sorry! I am sorry! 47 00:06:02,127 --> 00:06:06,882 But i got dragged out to the fuckin' meadowlands by my neck, mock execution! 48 00:06:07,249 --> 00:06:09,501 What? 49 00:06:09,501 --> 00:06:11,636 What? Nothin'. 50 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,639 No. What? You don't want to know, okay? Trust me. 51 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:17,142 No. What? 52 00:06:17,642 --> 00:06:21,146 I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants. Is that what happened? 53 00:06:21,646 --> 00:06:26,151 Get the car! Please! Can we just go to brendan's, score some shit... 54 00:06:26,151 --> 00:06:29,654 and find out what the fuck is goin' on, please? 55 00:06:33,275 --> 00:06:34,776 The moon. The full moon! 56 00:06:35,277 --> 00:06:37,279 Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man. 57 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,281 For the exact time. 58 00:06:41,783 --> 00:06:43,785 The fool leaves his door open. 59 00:06:43,785 --> 00:06:45,787 I gotta pee. Go for it. 60 00:06:45,787 --> 00:06:47,789 Yo, einstein. You should have seen me at the hospital. 61 00:06:47,789 --> 00:06:52,294 It took three nurses to hold me-- 62 00:06:52,294 --> 00:06:55,297 you will understand and comply with the following orders. 63 00:06:55,297 --> 00:06:58,550 All security personnel are to be equipped with silver bullets. 64 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:01,686 Those silver bullets are to be blessed by a priest, not in english, but in latin. 65 00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:06,691 All passengers and personnel are to be restricted to their cabins... 66 00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:08,693 with the doors bolted and locked. 67 00:07:08,693 --> 00:07:11,196 End of orders! Sir! Yes, sir! 68 00:07:11,196 --> 00:07:13,698 Take him below. Take him below. 69 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:21,072 Yeah. Yeah. Uh- huh. That's the message. Thanks. 70 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:23,575 Way to go, anth! 71 00:07:23,575 --> 00:07:28,079 Here, in five, four, three, two. 72 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:31,583 Yo. Yo, check it. 73 00:07:42,978 --> 00:07:45,480 You think this is funny? 74 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,483 What? What's funny? Yeah, i didn't do nothin'. 75 00:07:48,483 --> 00:07:50,485 You beep me one more time, you're gonna be sorry. 76 00:07:50,485 --> 00:07:52,988 We don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:07:52,988 --> 00:07:54,990 "Your mother blows." That's a real original message. 78 00:07:55,357 --> 00:07:58,860 Yeah, maybe she does, right, anth? Yeah. 79 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:01,863 Oh, yeah? Then why'd you scarf up all the doughnuts she sent us at camp? 80 00:08:01,863 --> 00:08:06,251 And you used to cry on her shoulder,"i'm so homesick, mrs. Piocosta!" 81 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:09,254 Why don't you shut up? 82 00:08:09,504 --> 00:08:11,506 Have another doughnut, ya fat fart knocker. 83 00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:19,264 Oh, go on! Kill'im! Yeah! 84 00:08:19,514 --> 00:08:21,266 Oh, yes! 85 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:23,768 Dick wad! Ass! 86 00:08:23,885 --> 00:08:28,273 Hey! Break it up. Break it up! 87 00:08:28,773 --> 00:08:31,276 I want a five- minute cooldown period right now. 88 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,402 See ya next week, doc. 89 00:08:40,402 --> 00:08:43,905 Oh, mr. Dante, you forgot something. Oh, thank you, baby. 90 00:08:43,905 --> 00:08:47,292 - Don't forget to keep flossing. - You saved my life. 91 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:50,795 All right. All right. See you next week, all right? 92 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:56,301 Can i help you, sir? 93 00:08:56,301 --> 00:08:59,304 Sir? Sir? 94 00:09:18,323 --> 00:09:23,828 Oh, my god. 95 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:28,333 I'm having second thoughts. About? 96 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:31,453 This whole thing, the whole arrangement. 97 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:35,457 Security. 98 00:09:35,457 --> 00:09:38,960 I come here. I tell you things. I don't know how safe it is. 99 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,463 I understand your concerns. 100 00:09:41,596 --> 00:09:45,600 But i told you what the ground rules are. As long as i don't hear anything incriminating-- 101 00:09:46,101 --> 00:09:49,604 you don't fuckin' get it. Just my bein' here incriminates me. 102 00:09:49,604 --> 00:09:53,608 Somebody sees me, they tell somebody else. All of a sudden, i'm a celebrity! 103 00:09:53,608 --> 00:09:57,612 I thought we made some progress of your narcissism. 104 00:09:58,113 --> 00:10:01,116 Who are you? 105 00:10:01,483 --> 00:10:04,486 Why is that so important for you to know? 106 00:10:04,619 --> 00:10:09,124 My mother told me never to answer a question with a question. 107 00:10:09,374 --> 00:10:12,877 So, your mother did teach you something. 108 00:10:13,128 --> 00:10:17,132 If i asked you about your life, who you talked to, who you trust-- 109 00:10:17,499 --> 00:10:20,001 i'd have to take the fifth. 110 00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:24,506 That's cute. 111 00:10:25,006 --> 00:10:28,009 Oh! I-- 112 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:32,514 i-- i'm sorry. I wasn't aware of what i was...saying. 113 00:10:33,014 --> 00:10:35,517 I'm...sorry. 114 00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:45,026 Hey, what are you doing here? 115 00:10:45,026 --> 00:10:48,029 Chris sent me to pick you up. Chris? Why? Did something happen? 116 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:51,282 Must be my dad, right? Why else would chris send you? 117 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:53,785 Did brendan get my poem? 118 00:10:53,785 --> 00:10:56,287 It's probably nothing. Another search warrant. 119 00:10:56,287 --> 00:10:58,289 He calls them the federal bureau of annoying bullshit. 120 00:10:58,289 --> 00:11:01,793 You told your old man, didn't you? You scared me. What happened? 121 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:06,798 This is me and adriana movin' to florida'cause some puke couldn't keep your mouth shut. 122 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:09,684 What are you talking about? Seriously. Did brendan say anything about me? 123 00:11:09,684 --> 00:11:13,054 Get us outta here! Get us out! 124 00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:17,058 What did you tell your old man? About the meth? You insane? He'd have me beaten up! 125 00:11:17,058 --> 00:11:19,561 Don't you get it? This is serious! 126 00:11:19,944 --> 00:11:22,447 Let go of me! Listen-- 127 00:11:22,564 --> 00:11:24,566 stop this shit! He's worried about you. 128 00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:27,819 He's been asking where you've been, you asshole! 129 00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:31,322 I'm sorry if i hurt ya. 130 00:11:31,823 --> 00:11:34,826 I hate my life, being a soprano. Hey. 131 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:38,329 Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy. 132 00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:40,331 Fuck you. 133 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:43,835 Okay, let's go. Remember like when you were little. 134 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:46,337 I'll buy you one of those happy meals, all right? 135 00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:48,840 Where the fuck are you? 136 00:12:02,404 --> 00:12:03,905 This is a new shirt. 137 00:12:04,406 --> 00:12:06,908 Your grandmother bought you this shirt. I find it in the trash? 138 00:12:07,409 --> 00:12:09,911 It's a westport. It's not even cool anymore. 139 00:12:10,412 --> 00:12:12,781 What did you just say? 140 00:12:12,781 --> 00:12:15,784 I got in a fight. I hope it was worth it. 141 00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:19,287 I hope you did as much damage to his wardrobe. Who with? 142 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:21,289 I didn't get caught. No demerits. 143 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:25,293 Anthony, who? Jeremy. 144 00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:30,682 Jeremy piocosta? You spent all that time together at camp. I thought you were friends. 145 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:35,553 Well, if that's all the information i'm getting, i'm calling mrs. Piocosta. 146 00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:37,939 No, ma, wait. Ma, don't call. 147 00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:40,442 I swear. You kids are going to learn the value of a dollar. 148 00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:43,445 I'll wash your car. You never put any effort in. 149 00:12:43,945 --> 00:12:46,448 I will. I promise. I'll do it really good. 150 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:48,450 Just don't call. I'll get the money. 151 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,953 Forty dollars, anthony. I know, i know. 152 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,963 Ma! 153 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:05,467 How ya doin'? What brings you here? 154 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,970 Remember that pastry place, ferrara's? 155 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,973 Brought you some macaroons. 156 00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:15,477 Oh, they're too sweet. 157 00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:18,480 What are you talkin' about? They're your favorites. 158 00:13:23,485 --> 00:13:24,986 The activities director, rosie, 159 00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:29,491 says they're organizing a trip to the city. 160 00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:32,494 Dinner and a show. 161 00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:34,996 And you don't wanna go. 162 00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:38,500 I don't like the people here. You don't know the people here. 163 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:43,505 And that city. Grown men soiling themselves. 164 00:13:43,872 --> 00:13:46,875 - It's not like that anymore, ma. - That giuliani. 165 00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:48,510 Maybe we should just stick to the field trip. 166 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:52,514 Mothers throwin' their babies out of skyscraper windows. 167 00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:55,633 You're always with the babies out the windows. 168 00:13:57,135 --> 00:14:00,138 I don't see you tryin' to mix with the other ladies here... 169 00:14:00,388 --> 00:14:04,275 or talk to the nice gents i see walkin' around. 170 00:14:04,392 --> 00:14:06,895 You're not makin' the most of your opportunities. What do you care? 171 00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:10,398 Out of sight, out of mind. 172 00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:14,402 We don't think like that, not me or carm or the kids. 173 00:14:14,402 --> 00:14:17,405 I wish the lord would take me now. 174 00:14:20,158 --> 00:14:23,161 I come here to get cheered up. You think that's a mistake? 175 00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:26,664 You bein' sarcastic? 176 00:14:26,664 --> 00:14:29,417 You can't put all your problems on me. 177 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,921 This is the most expensive retirement community in new jersey. 178 00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:36,925 If you wanted to, you could be happy here, but you're just pissing it all down the drain. 179 00:14:37,058 --> 00:14:39,928 What beautiful language for your mother. 180 00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:50,321 You want the macaroons? 181 00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:53,324 I don't care. 182 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,702 Leave some out for the lunatics. 183 00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:21,853 Good- bye, ma. 184 00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:28,610 They're saying it might rain today. 185 00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:37,118 Don't worry. I'll drive safe. 186 00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:43,124 What the hell are you doing? 187 00:15:43,124 --> 00:15:46,628 This place is an hour from my office. An hour? 188 00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:49,130 What are you, a woman? Get a bladder transplant. My mother lives here. 189 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,633 It's not real convenient for me. 190 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:54,135 It's not convenient? I'm sorry. 191 00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:59,140 Why don't we meet by your precinct? The government would love pictures of us together. 192 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,643 What do you got for me? 193 00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:06,648 Here. 194 00:16:06,648 --> 00:16:10,151 "Jennifer melfi, m. D." Yeah. Her background, daily routine. 195 00:16:10,151 --> 00:16:12,654 And your personal relationship with her is? 196 00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:15,156 None of your fuckin' business. 197 00:16:15,156 --> 00:16:17,158 You can't blame a guy for tryin'. 198 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,661 What are you, bored with your life? Oh, yeah, sure. 199 00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:22,163 Bustin' whores and junkies. 200 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:26,284 Plus, it's a super huge thrill to pay two alimonies on a $40, 000- a- year income. 201 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:29,787 I don't want her touched. I don't want her bothered. 202 00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:32,290 I just want to know the who, when, why. That's it. 203 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,293 Usual fee? 204 00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:40,298 The knicks lost, lieutenant. You're down two large. 205 00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:43,301 Lay off the vig. We'll see what kind of job you do. 206 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:46,304 Okay. See you in a few days. What ya got in the box? 207 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:48,806 Macaroons. 208 00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:58,533 This is awful. 209 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,035 I can't deal with this. 210 00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:06,791 What kind of god? Hmm? 211 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:11,162 Christopher! Where you been? 212 00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:14,048 What happened to you? What happened to you? 213 00:17:14,048 --> 00:17:16,551 Brendan's dead. What are you talkin' about? 214 00:17:17,051 --> 00:17:19,053 The fish is in my pocket. 215 00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:23,174 Brendan's brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job through the eye. 216 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:26,310 - Mo green special. - Fuckin' uncle junior. 217 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,312 What are you talkin' about, mo green? 218 00:17:28,312 --> 00:17:31,315 In one, mo green's eyes got too big for his stomach, 219 00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:33,317 so they put a small caliber in his eye. 220 00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,937 - Mikey palmice does their hits. - In his glasses, you mean. 221 00:17:36,437 --> 00:17:37,939 Glasses, eyes. Why you quibbling with me? 222 00:17:38,439 --> 00:17:40,942 I'm at the world trade center. 223 00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,331 What are you doin'? 224 00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:50,701 Mikey palmice is a made guy. Cocksucker didn't have the balls to do it himself. 225 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:53,704 Contracted fuckin' russians and he killed my friend. 226 00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:57,842 Our response should suit the message. 227 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,962 Through the mouth means the guy was a rat. 228 00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:05,216 The eye is just how francis framed the shot, for the shock value. 229 00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:07,718 Brendan didn't deserve this. Don't try to talk me out of it. 230 00:18:07,718 --> 00:18:09,720 You can't touch mikey. 231 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,724 Your fuckin' uncle's pissin' on your head. What do you expect me to do? 232 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:18,729 I'm on it. I know where mikey's house is over by route ten. 233 00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:23,234 No. He tries to leave, you break his other neck. 234 00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:40,251 Nurse bradley, you're wanted in e. R. 235 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:44,255 Nurse bradley, you're wanted in e. R. 236 00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:57,151 Hey, mr. G. Q. Hey. 237 00:18:57,151 --> 00:18:59,153 Got a ticket. Yeah. 238 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,772 How ya doin', mikey? How ya doin'-- 239 00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:09,664 son of a-- look. 240 00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,666 Your suit's wrinkled. Let me fix it. 241 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:16,287 - Ow! - What are you screaming about? Free alterations. 242 00:19:16,537 --> 00:19:19,040 Ow! Ow! Mr. Slick. 243 00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,295 This is overdue. 244 00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:36,190 You hear about the chinese godfather? 245 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,192 He made them an offer they couldn't understand. 246 00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:41,812 You gonna stop this before it gets out of hand? 247 00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:46,951 - Not even a hello? - I'm here'cause i love you and i respect you. 248 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:49,453 Don't pretend you're payin' me respect. 249 00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:51,455 A son who throws his mother in an asylum. 250 00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:54,458 She lives like apoverettoup there. 251 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,961 That's none of your business. 252 00:19:57,461 --> 00:20:01,966 Your friends-- they interfere in my business. They expect me to turn the cheek. 253 00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:04,218 The truck and all that was made good to you. 254 00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:08,839 I'm sitting here like patience on a monument, waitin' for discipline to be handed down. 255 00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:11,342 Your boys were warned, and still they embarrass me. 256 00:20:11,842 --> 00:20:15,346 I run my crew my way. What you did was extreme. 257 00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:20,101 Now you're my judge? I answer to bigger people than you, my friend. 258 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:24,605 Oh? Like jackie? Wanna take this to his deathbed? 259 00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:31,362 That nephew of yours we gave a high colonic, uh, he earns good? 260 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:36,367 He's comin' up. Okay. 261 00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:38,753 He works for me now. 262 00:20:39,253 --> 00:20:41,255 Excuse me. 263 00:20:41,622 --> 00:20:44,125 Maybe he gives youagito for a change. 264 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:49,513 You got some set of balls. You know that? Absolutely not. 265 00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:53,517 I show you my hand, and you slap it away. 266 00:20:57,021 --> 00:21:03,027 What's the matter with you? Why can't we talk like adults anymore, hmm? 267 00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:08,032 Out. Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all. 268 00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:13,537 You don't mean that. 269 00:21:35,726 --> 00:21:40,731 So by the time i get to take the sergeant exam, of course, the pay scale is frozen by law. 270 00:21:40,731 --> 00:21:42,733 Why are we following these people? 271 00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:45,736 They grabbed a meal, saw a movie, so what? 272 00:21:46,237 --> 00:21:48,356 Lucky for you they stopped off at that package store. 273 00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:53,110 - Yeah, i got a juice. - Yeah, i can smell the potatoes. 274 00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:55,112 Hey, listen, asshole. 275 00:21:55,112 --> 00:21:58,616 Same make and model left the scene of a triple homicide on long island. 276 00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,118 Stay fuckin' current. 277 00:22:05,373 --> 00:22:08,376 So you broke it off with the poorshlubafter a week? 278 00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:13,881 I know. I feel for you males. It's our goddamn fault you don't know how to act. 279 00:22:13,881 --> 00:22:16,884 Oh, admitting mistakes. 280 00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:21,389 We tell you to be more sensitive. You join promise keepers. 281 00:22:21,889 --> 00:22:24,892 We say get in touch with your feelings. 282 00:22:25,393 --> 00:22:29,897 You run off into the woods in a loincloth, gunking yourself with bear fat, beating a drum. 283 00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:32,400 Hey, don't ruin my evening. 284 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,902 You know what i mean. 285 00:22:35,403 --> 00:22:38,406 Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs... 286 00:22:38,406 --> 00:22:41,909 but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet. 287 00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:45,413 Yeah. Something like that. 288 00:22:45,913 --> 00:22:49,917 Oh, shit. That's all i need. 289 00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:53,304 We were going over the speed limit? 290 00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:56,307 I wasn't looking. Pull over. 291 00:23:17,695 --> 00:23:21,699 License and registration, please. 292 00:23:22,199 --> 00:23:26,704 Uh, i'm sorry, officer. Did i do something wrong? 293 00:23:27,088 --> 00:23:29,590 Detective. 294 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:32,593 You crossed a double line. Have you been drinking, sir? 295 00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:34,712 We had wine with dinner. 296 00:23:35,096 --> 00:23:37,348 Step out of the car, please. 297 00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:39,850 I don't believe this. 298 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:44,855 Just relax, randall, and do what he says, okay? 299 00:23:46,357 --> 00:23:50,361 I need you to walk a straight line to me, sir. Heel to toe. 300 00:23:50,361 --> 00:23:55,733 Look, uh, i applaud your vigilance, but this is totally unnecessary. 301 00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:58,235 All right? I'm a lawyer. I know i'm under the limit. 302 00:23:58,486 --> 00:24:00,988 Open the trunk, please. What? 303 00:24:00,988 --> 00:24:02,490 You want to search my golf bag? 304 00:24:02,990 --> 00:24:04,992 Open it! I will not. 305 00:24:05,242 --> 00:24:07,244 You ever hear of probable cause? 306 00:24:07,495 --> 00:24:09,747 Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese-- what? 307 00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:12,133 Oh, you resisting arrest? 308 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:14,635 - Hey! - 309 00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:17,138 vin, will you fuckin' cool it? Vin! 310 00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:19,640 He can't do that! Get back in the car! 311 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,642 He didn't do anything wrong! Ma'am! 312 00:24:22,143 --> 00:24:25,146 Back in the car. Now. 313 00:24:25,146 --> 00:24:26,647 Come on. Let's go. 314 00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:30,151 I perceived what i thought was a weapon. 315 00:24:30,151 --> 00:24:33,654 What the hell's wrong with you, vin? 316 00:24:33,654 --> 00:24:37,158 Take him. D. U. I. , resisting arrest, assaulting an officer. Do it now. 317 00:24:37,158 --> 00:24:39,660 What's he-- do it! 318 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,162 Jesus. 319 00:24:44,165 --> 00:24:46,667 Don't you touch me! 320 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:50,671 You got prime rib at home. Don't be goin' out for hamburgers. 321 00:24:50,671 --> 00:24:53,674 What? What are you talking about? 322 00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:58,179 Randall! Randall! I'll follow you! 323 00:24:58,679 --> 00:25:02,183 I'm gonna call my lawyer, you! Fuck you! 324 00:25:02,299 --> 00:25:05,302 She's seeing a randall curtin, tax lawyer. 325 00:25:05,302 --> 00:25:11,308 He's lives at 1242 rennsalaer road. 326 00:25:11,308 --> 00:25:14,311 He's divorced. He's got two kids. 327 00:25:14,311 --> 00:25:18,816 He's the country club type. Not much in the balls department, i might add. 328 00:25:18,816 --> 00:25:20,568 What about her? 329 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:24,572 Her, the good doctor, she's in her office at 8:00 a. M. She leaves at 6:00. 330 00:25:24,572 --> 00:25:26,574 She orders up a tuna sub and a diet coke. 331 00:25:26,574 --> 00:25:31,078 She's got a three- bedroom condo in essex fells, shops at pathmark. 332 00:25:31,078 --> 00:25:34,081 She's divorced. One kid, 19. 333 00:25:34,081 --> 00:25:38,085 Outside of schmucko, she don't get out much, but she does see a shrink. 334 00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:40,588 She what? Yeah. 335 00:25:41,088 --> 00:25:44,725 She sees a shrink once a week. His name is elliot kupferburg. 336 00:25:45,092 --> 00:25:47,094 Oh, fuck me. 337 00:25:47,094 --> 00:25:50,598 Well, she don't fuck anyone from what i can tell. 338 00:25:50,598 --> 00:25:53,100 Well, it's not because she don't got the goods. 339 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,103 She left her blinds up. I got some of them victoria secrettype snaps. 340 00:25:56,103 --> 00:26:00,608 If you're interested. A little of this? 341 00:26:00,608 --> 00:26:02,610 Good enough then? Yeah. 342 00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:05,863 - You got any advil? - What am i, a fuckin' pharmacy now? 343 00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:10,868 What you got on friday's game? I got three bills on rutgers. 344 00:26:11,368 --> 00:26:14,872 I don't solve all your problems. 345 00:26:23,264 --> 00:26:25,266 Thank you. 346 00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:28,135 With a stapler? Wow. 347 00:26:28,135 --> 00:26:30,638 I heard mikey had to give up that nice suit. 348 00:26:31,138 --> 00:26:34,642 Yeah? He got too attached to it. 349 00:26:34,642 --> 00:26:39,647 Michael palmice's been a disease since he was five. He had it comin'. 350 00:26:39,647 --> 00:26:42,650 It don't make things any easier though. My uncle's a stubborn man. 351 00:26:42,783 --> 00:26:45,786 Stubborn enough to go to war? 352 00:26:48,539 --> 00:26:52,042 What kind of word is that? 353 00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:57,548 There hasn't been a war since the columbo thing. Everybody decided. 354 00:26:57,548 --> 00:27:00,050 No one's goin' to the mattresses this day and age. 355 00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:03,554 I got a top- of- the- line posturpedic at my house. Fuck it. 356 00:27:03,554 --> 00:27:07,558 If jackie hadn't gotten sick, none of this would have happened. 357 00:27:07,558 --> 00:27:10,060 When you're right, you're right. 358 00:27:10,561 --> 00:27:13,564 One of us captains gotta step up. Lack of control at the top is fuckin' up this family. 359 00:27:14,064 --> 00:27:16,567 - That's true. - You can say that again. 360 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:21,071 If the old man were here, instead of in that cell in springfield, 361 00:27:21,071 --> 00:27:24,074 he'd say,"raymond, this is your moment." 362 00:27:24,074 --> 00:27:27,077 Go easy with the grease gun, okay? What? 363 00:27:27,578 --> 00:27:31,582 You're the boy wonder. Both him and jackie had you picked from day one. 364 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:34,084 You got the age. You got the seniority. 365 00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:38,088 I also got an 18- year- old with m. S. , okay? 366 00:27:38,088 --> 00:27:40,591 I told nucci i'd be doin' less, not more. 367 00:27:40,591 --> 00:27:43,594 All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass. 368 00:27:43,594 --> 00:27:45,596 You don't want the headache. 369 00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:48,599 That's why you should be boss. You're so fuckin' smart. 370 00:27:48,599 --> 00:27:51,101 And it's "physically challenged." 371 00:27:51,101 --> 00:27:53,604 Absolutely. 372 00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:57,107 Why don't we run this thing like a council? 373 00:27:57,608 --> 00:28:01,612 Larry, the old guys set this up as a paramilitary organization. 374 00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:07,117 We need a supreme commander at the top, not the fuckin' dave clark five. 375 00:28:07,117 --> 00:28:10,621 Face it. You and junior are gonna have to duke it out. 376 00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:14,625 You gotta be boss. Number one: I love the man. 377 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:19,129 Number two: He's got new york behind him. 378 00:28:19,129 --> 00:28:23,133 Not for anything, god bless your uncle, but he's livin' in the wrong century, 379 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,135 and new york knows it. 380 00:28:25,135 --> 00:28:29,139 You want it, t? You'll get their okay. 381 00:28:29,139 --> 00:28:32,643 It's the right thing. It's inevitable. 382 00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:36,146 I don't want no disturbance. 383 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,163 Hey, what's up? Nothin'. 384 00:28:53,414 --> 00:28:56,417 I bet you told your mom what happened. 385 00:28:56,784 --> 00:28:59,286 What are you, high? 386 00:28:59,286 --> 00:29:03,290 Well, you owe me 40 bucks for the shirt. The collar was totally ripped. 387 00:29:03,424 --> 00:29:05,426 You still owe me for fourth of july. 388 00:29:05,426 --> 00:29:07,177 Bottle rockets? I paid for them. 389 00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:11,181 Not for the m80s. Remember? The ones you blew up the frogs with. 390 00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:15,185 - Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool. - Yeah. 391 00:29:15,686 --> 00:29:18,689 Listen. Just give me the money. 392 00:29:18,806 --> 00:29:22,192 - That thing was so gay. I did you a favor. - You're gonna do it. 393 00:29:22,309 --> 00:29:24,311 Make me, fatty. 394 00:29:25,446 --> 00:29:27,314 - Dick wad. - Asshole. 395 00:29:27,815 --> 00:29:30,818 Whoa! 396 00:29:31,318 --> 00:29:33,821 Shithead. 397 00:29:33,821 --> 00:29:36,323 Bitch-- come on. 398 00:29:37,574 --> 00:29:40,077 Let's go, shithead. 399 00:29:40,077 --> 00:29:43,080 - Let me go! - Why? So i can kick your ass again? 400 00:29:43,213 --> 00:29:46,216 - I was kicking your ass. - Nobody won. It was a draw. 401 00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:50,721 The pit tomorrow, 3:00. 402 00:29:50,838 --> 00:29:54,341 You gotta help me with these cinch bugs. They're killing my sweet corn. 403 00:29:54,341 --> 00:29:57,845 Well, this blue stuff works pretty well, and it's safe for the environment. 404 00:29:57,845 --> 00:30:01,348 I tried that. You got any d. D. T. Back there? 405 00:30:01,732 --> 00:30:04,735 Uh, that stuff's illegal. It's been banned. 406 00:30:05,102 --> 00:30:08,105 Maybe you got a surplus in the back, you could go, you look. I'll meet you back there. 407 00:30:08,355 --> 00:30:10,858 Look, mr. Soprano, if i could do something, i would-- 408 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:15,496 mr. Piocosta! Right? How ya doin'? 409 00:30:17,364 --> 00:30:20,367 Remember our boys went to camp aheka together? 410 00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:23,003 Of course. Tony. How are ya? Good. Good. 411 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:25,873 Your kid still got that killer crossover dribble? 412 00:30:25,873 --> 00:30:29,376 - Yeah, i guess so. - That's gonna get him a scholarship. 413 00:30:29,376 --> 00:30:32,012 - So how's anthony? - He's moody, you know? 414 00:30:32,513 --> 00:30:35,516 For a kid that age, you know? 415 00:30:35,632 --> 00:30:37,634 It was nice seein' ya, tony. 416 00:30:37,885 --> 00:30:41,271 Why don't we get together and cook up some dogs for the boys? 417 00:30:41,271 --> 00:30:45,776 Tony, i-- i don't even know if these guys are close anymore. 418 00:30:45,776 --> 00:30:48,278 Did anthony mention anything to you? 419 00:30:48,529 --> 00:30:50,531 I'll have carmela call joanie. We'll get together. 420 00:30:51,031 --> 00:30:53,650 - Linda. - Linda. 421 00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:56,286 That's great. Tony, that's great. 422 00:30:56,787 --> 00:30:59,289 I'll see you around. 423 00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:35,325 Tony? 424 00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:38,328 Yeah. Oh, my god. 425 00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:40,330 Tony? 426 00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:48,839 I thought the medication was supposed to help your panic attacks. 427 00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:53,844 It-- it does. It's the first one in a while. 428 00:31:53,844 --> 00:31:58,348 What does your therapist say? He should increase your dosage. 429 00:31:58,348 --> 00:32:00,851 He's got more degrees than a thermometer. 430 00:32:00,851 --> 00:32:04,354 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. 431 00:32:06,356 --> 00:32:09,359 Does your therapist ask questions about our marriage? 432 00:32:09,359 --> 00:32:12,362 I know that personal feelings are hard for you to talk about. 433 00:32:12,863 --> 00:32:16,867 Talk. That's all we do is talk. 434 00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:19,369 Carm, i'm gonna quit. 435 00:32:19,369 --> 00:32:23,874 Did you bring this up with him? Yeah. 436 00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:27,377 He knows. I guess. 437 00:32:29,379 --> 00:32:33,383 Oh, shit. I forgot to take my fuckin' prozac this mornin'. 438 00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:36,386 It's up in the bathroom. Can you get it? 439 00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:42,893 I know with jackie sick you're under tremendous pressure. 440 00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:47,397 But i feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping. 441 00:32:47,898 --> 00:32:50,901 No, you don't understand. 442 00:32:50,901 --> 00:32:54,905 That's why you're in therapy. Because i don't understand! 443 00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:58,909 I'm telling you, tony, if you give up now, i'm gonna have to reevaluate things. 444 00:32:59,409 --> 00:33:01,411 What is that, huh? 445 00:33:01,411 --> 00:33:04,414 I got a very sensitive job. I'm not an average joe on the block. 446 00:33:04,414 --> 00:33:07,417 I gotta spell it out for you? It's our marriage, tony! 447 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,419 Therapy is too much exposure. Fine! 448 00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:12,923 You live with the results then! 449 00:33:12,923 --> 00:33:15,425 What's that, a threat? 450 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,295 No, tony. It's a rave review. 451 00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:20,797 You get your own fuckin' pills. 452 00:33:26,403 --> 00:33:28,021 How long did the attack last? 453 00:33:28,522 --> 00:33:30,023 About 30 seconds. 454 00:33:32,025 --> 00:33:36,396 I was dizzy, out of breath. That's it though. I never lost consciousness. 455 00:33:36,897 --> 00:33:39,900 Anything since? 456 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,905 I'm gonna write a script for xanax, just for a couple of days. 457 00:33:44,905 --> 00:33:50,043 It'll get you over this short- term stresses. 458 00:33:50,043 --> 00:33:55,549 My uncle. He's got me in a box where i gotta do something i don't wanna do. 459 00:34:00,554 --> 00:34:02,556 And then there's my mother. 460 00:34:02,556 --> 00:34:05,058 I pay four grand a month for this place, 461 00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:10,063 and she acts like i'm an eskimo, pushing her out to sea. 462 00:34:10,063 --> 00:34:12,816 She's testing. 463 00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:16,770 Same as your uncle. 464 00:34:17,154 --> 00:34:20,157 Like little kids. 465 00:34:20,273 --> 00:34:23,276 There's a good book about this. I'll give you the name. 466 00:34:23,410 --> 00:34:25,412 No, i read, i go right out. 467 00:34:25,912 --> 00:34:29,666 It'sstrategies for coping with elder family. 468 00:34:31,535 --> 00:34:33,537 Can't fuckin' spank'em though. 469 00:34:34,037 --> 00:34:38,041 Would it hurt you to let your mother think that she's still in charge? 470 00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:41,044 You have children. You know what they're like. 471 00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:46,800 You know that sometimes it's important to let them have the illusion of being in control. 472 00:34:57,944 --> 00:34:59,946 Chris, my man! 473 00:35:00,447 --> 00:35:02,949 Surprised to see me? Heard they took you for a little ride. 474 00:35:02,949 --> 00:35:06,453 Tour of the meadowlands. Oh, yeah? 475 00:35:06,953 --> 00:35:08,955 Heard you had a little b. M. Out there. 476 00:35:08,955 --> 00:35:11,458 - So you got my cut? - They came and took it. 477 00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:14,461 - Who? - Junior soprano's boys. 478 00:35:14,461 --> 00:35:16,463 They said you was out, and it's they corner now. 479 00:35:16,463 --> 00:35:20,467 - You let them do that? - I don't argue too well suckin' on a smith & wesson. 480 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:24,471 - You didn't beep me? - Word on the street, you out of commission. 481 00:35:24,971 --> 00:35:26,973 Sorry, man. Business. 482 00:35:28,975 --> 00:35:32,979 Chris, you know there's no one i'd rather give my ten points to than you. 483 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:37,234 It's all right. It's not your fault. 484 00:35:37,234 --> 00:35:39,236 Oh, i'm glad that you say that, man. 485 00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:43,607 Sneaky motherfucker! 486 00:35:43,857 --> 00:35:46,993 Oh, shit! Oh! 487 00:35:46,993 --> 00:35:52,249 I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass. 488 00:35:52,249 --> 00:35:56,753 This is my corner. You pay anyone but me, i'm comin' back for your thumbs. 489 00:35:57,003 --> 00:36:00,006 And that didn't happen, what you said! 490 00:36:05,262 --> 00:36:07,264 I'm gonna kill you! 491 00:36:15,021 --> 00:36:17,524 If you get in trouble, go for the takedown. 492 00:36:17,524 --> 00:36:21,027 Sweep kick and steamroll. Game is over. 493 00:36:21,027 --> 00:36:23,029 All you're doing is makin' me nervous. 494 00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:27,033 Do you want a nitro bar? Would you shut the fuck up? 495 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,905 - He's coming! - It's the moment of truth. 496 00:37:03,436 --> 00:37:05,438 Here. 497 00:37:05,438 --> 00:37:09,075 - What the hell is that? - Just take it. 498 00:37:09,576 --> 00:37:11,578 I'll fight you for it. 499 00:37:12,078 --> 00:37:14,831 - I can't. - What do you mean, can't? 500 00:37:15,198 --> 00:37:18,201 Just take it! 501 00:37:21,705 --> 00:37:24,090 I knew you'd chicken out. 502 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:28,712 Man! 503 00:37:29,095 --> 00:37:30,597 He chickened out. He's scared. 504 00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:33,099 Oh, yeah! He's real scared ofyou. 505 00:37:33,099 --> 00:37:37,604 What's that supposed to mean? You won, man! Yeah! Tonio, you won! 506 00:37:38,104 --> 00:37:40,857 I'm leaving. 507 00:37:41,358 --> 00:37:44,978 Boo! 508 00:38:19,145 --> 00:38:21,147 One of the gangland's youngest alleged leaders... 509 00:38:21,514 --> 00:38:24,401 died late this afternoon at st. Isaac's hospital. 510 00:38:24,901 --> 00:38:26,903 Turn it off. Turn the music off! Giacomo "jackie" aprile, 511 00:38:26,903 --> 00:38:31,408 allegedly one of the state's top mafia figures was first hospitalized last year. 512 00:38:31,908 --> 00:38:37,414 Authorities called aprile the acting boss for 74- year- old ercoli "eckley" demeo, 513 00:38:37,414 --> 00:38:40,784 currently serving a life sentence in springfield federal penitentiary. 514 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:46,289 Authorities believe he was made acting boss for the north jersey mafia two years ago. 515 00:38:46,423 --> 00:38:48,425 Aprile was 44 years old. 516 00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:51,928 Thank you, heather, for that live report. 517 00:38:51,928 --> 00:38:55,932 Goddamn it. I was just there. They told me he wouldn't go today. 518 00:38:55,932 --> 00:38:57,934 It looks like the possibility of rain for this weekend. 519 00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:02,439 I'll never forget where i was this day. 520 00:39:05,692 --> 00:39:09,195 It's okay. 521 00:39:09,195 --> 00:39:12,699 He was a good man. 522 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,202 Let's do a toast. Give me a toast. 523 00:39:18,705 --> 00:39:21,708 To a great man. To a great leader. 524 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:24,711 A great friend. 525 00:39:26,713 --> 00:39:28,715 To jackie. 526 00:39:29,716 --> 00:39:33,219 Buonanima. Buonanima. 527 00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:40,727 T! Ya hear what happened? 528 00:39:41,094 --> 00:39:42,595 Just now. 529 00:39:42,595 --> 00:39:47,100 That's not all. I go to make a pickup from yo yo mendez. 530 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:50,103 He says it ain't my corner anymore. It's junior's. 531 00:39:50,103 --> 00:39:53,106 Christopher. This ain't the time. They're movin' in! 532 00:39:53,606 --> 00:39:56,609 I say we go to defcon 4! 533 00:39:56,609 --> 00:39:59,612 I gotta assess this, all right? 534 00:40:00,113 --> 00:40:04,117 What are we, politicians? Does this look like the senate to you? 535 00:40:04,117 --> 00:40:06,119 - Hey, hey. - This is about respect of our thing! 536 00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:08,621 Why don't you shut the fuck up? It doesn't concern you! 537 00:40:08,621 --> 00:40:13,126 Yes, it is. I represent you out there, and i'm tired of puttin' my tail between my legs. 538 00:40:13,126 --> 00:40:17,130 This ain't negotiation time. This isscarface, final scene. 539 00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:20,633 Fuckin' bazookas under each arm. Say hello to my little friend. 540 00:40:21,134 --> 00:40:23,770 Always with the scenarios. 541 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:26,773 You don't do somethin', i gotta question your leadership. 542 00:40:27,273 --> 00:40:29,776 What the-- you ungrateful little fuck! 543 00:40:29,776 --> 00:40:32,278 Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership, huh? 544 00:40:32,779 --> 00:40:34,280 I'm just sayin' how it is. 545 00:40:34,781 --> 00:40:37,784 I ought to rip your fuckin' head off and finish the job. 546 00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:40,787 You're the boss. That's right. I am. 547 00:40:40,787 --> 00:40:46,292 You're lucky a man i loved died today. 548 00:40:55,802 --> 00:40:59,806 Here we go, the war of'99. We should go with him. 549 00:40:59,806 --> 00:41:02,809 You do what you're told when you're told. 550 00:41:04,811 --> 00:41:05,812 Adios, junior. 551 00:41:08,314 --> 00:41:11,317 Mind your mother now, hear me? 552 00:41:14,821 --> 00:41:17,824 Never mind. 553 00:41:18,324 --> 00:41:20,827 A little more. That's good right there. 554 00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:23,329 Right there? Yeah, that's good. 555 00:41:23,329 --> 00:41:25,331 All right. 556 00:41:30,336 --> 00:41:32,705 Here! Take this. 557 00:41:34,207 --> 00:41:36,209 Uncle junior. 558 00:41:36,342 --> 00:41:38,344 I need to talk to ya. 559 00:41:42,098 --> 00:41:47,604 I came in heavy, like you said, but i don't wanna use it. 560 00:42:02,869 --> 00:42:06,873 Our friend jackie has died. 561 00:42:07,874 --> 00:42:09,876 I heard. 562 00:42:10,126 --> 00:42:12,128 Now we need a leader. 563 00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:15,882 We do. 564 00:42:19,886 --> 00:42:22,388 And i don't want any confusion or misunderstandin'. 565 00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:24,257 Yes? 566 00:42:26,259 --> 00:42:30,763 Sopranos have been waiting a long time to take the reins. 567 00:42:35,268 --> 00:42:38,271 That's why i want it to be you, uncle jun. 568 00:42:43,776 --> 00:42:45,778 This is your decision? 569 00:42:45,778 --> 00:42:48,031 It is. 570 00:42:48,531 --> 00:42:50,533 You speak for the captains? 571 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,669 I can. 572 00:42:54,671 --> 00:42:57,173 Come here. 573 00:42:57,173 --> 00:43:01,678 You crazycialtrone. You had me worried there. 574 00:43:01,678 --> 00:43:04,180 You think i'm gonna mess with a guy like you? You been pumpin' iron? 575 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,683 You're stronger than a bull. 576 00:43:06,683 --> 00:43:11,054 Hey, call parcel's. Give this guy a tryout, huh? Come here. 577 00:43:11,554 --> 00:43:15,058 Always the bullshitter. Just one thing, one thing. 578 00:43:15,058 --> 00:43:19,562 You know i can't be perceived to lose face, right? 579 00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:23,566 So, bloomfield... 580 00:43:26,069 --> 00:43:28,071 and the paving union. 581 00:43:28,071 --> 00:43:30,573 It's my asking price. 582 00:43:35,578 --> 00:43:39,082 Congratulations. 583 00:43:47,924 --> 00:43:50,426 I almost got in a fight today. 584 00:43:50,426 --> 00:43:53,930 Fight? With jeremy piocosta. 585 00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:56,432 I take french with his brother. He's such a poseur. 586 00:43:56,683 --> 00:44:00,186 Who won? No one. He backed out. 587 00:44:00,687 --> 00:44:03,189 Phil litto said, "yeah, he's real scared of you." 588 00:44:03,189 --> 00:44:05,191 When i asked what that meant, they all laughed. 589 00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:08,194 Duh. What do you mean? 590 00:44:08,194 --> 00:44:11,698 Sometimes you're so naive. 591 00:44:11,698 --> 00:44:15,201 What do you think dad does for a living? Waste management. 592 00:44:15,201 --> 00:44:18,204 Do you know any other garbage men who live in a house like this? 593 00:44:18,204 --> 00:44:19,706 Uncle jackie. 594 00:44:19,706 --> 00:44:22,709 And why do we call him uncle when he's not even related? 595 00:44:24,210 --> 00:44:26,713 He's in dad'sotherfamily. 596 00:44:29,215 --> 00:44:31,601 Come here. 597 00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,363 I'll print it out for you. 598 00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:28,908 Hi. Jennifer. 599 00:45:29,409 --> 00:45:32,912 I tried calling. Yeah, the phone's off the hook. 600 00:45:32,912 --> 00:45:34,914 Come on in. 601 00:45:39,919 --> 00:45:43,790 I guess we won't be going to dinner. 602 00:45:43,790 --> 00:45:45,792 I'm worried, jennifer. 603 00:45:49,295 --> 00:45:51,798 I think i'm starting to lose it. 604 00:45:51,798 --> 00:45:55,051 I was standing in line this morning in the doughnut shop. 605 00:45:55,051 --> 00:46:00,556 A man in a booth looked at me. All of a sudden, i started shaking uncontrollably. 606 00:46:00,556 --> 00:46:03,059 Lady says,"next." I ran away. 607 00:46:05,945 --> 00:46:11,951 Hey. You've been through a very traumatic experience. 608 00:46:13,953 --> 00:46:19,959 I hate to admit this, but i'm afraid to go outside. 609 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:26,966 I...got this crazy idea that i'm being followed. 610 00:46:26,966 --> 00:46:30,970 And this song keeps running through my head. 611 00:46:30,970 --> 00:46:33,973 "People are strange." The doors. 612 00:46:34,474 --> 00:46:38,978 Where faces look evil when you're alienated. 613 00:46:38,978 --> 00:46:40,980 Randall-- 614 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:45,485 dead at 27 in a paris bathtub. 615 00:46:45,485 --> 00:46:48,488 Okay, i think you should go and talk to mel gelbar. 616 00:46:48,488 --> 00:46:51,991 He specializes in post- traumatic stress disorder. 617 00:46:51,991 --> 00:46:54,994 Y- you couldn't prescribe something? 618 00:46:55,495 --> 00:46:57,497 I'm your date, not your doctor. 619 00:46:57,997 --> 00:47:01,501 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No. 620 00:47:32,398 --> 00:47:38,037 Saw my first dead body when i was about 15, maybe 16. 621 00:47:38,037 --> 00:47:42,041 Won't tell you about how he got clipped, because it was, uh-- 622 00:47:44,544 --> 00:47:46,546 sorry. 623 00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:50,917 You okay? I was thinking. 624 00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:55,171 I guess i live a sheltered existence. 625 00:47:55,671 --> 00:47:57,673 How so? 626 00:47:59,675 --> 00:48:02,678 Well, i'm in this room for ten hours a day. 627 00:48:02,678 --> 00:48:05,681 I guess i'm out of touch with the... 628 00:48:05,681 --> 00:48:10,686 climate of rage in american society, 629 00:48:10,686 --> 00:48:13,689 the casual violence. 630 00:48:13,823 --> 00:48:17,443 Your voice is all tight. 631 00:48:21,447 --> 00:48:25,952 This week my friend got beat up... 632 00:48:25,952 --> 00:48:28,337 by a policeman, no less. 633 00:48:29,839 --> 00:48:31,340 Oh, yeah? 634 00:48:31,841 --> 00:48:35,845 It was a nightmare. 635 00:48:35,845 --> 00:48:38,214 Wow. 636 00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,716 I mean, i don't know if this cop... 637 00:48:40,716 --> 00:48:44,220 was crazy or drunk or what. 638 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:50,226 But he was raving, "prime rib, hamburger." It was surreal. 639 00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:54,113 Fuckin' moron. 640 00:48:55,615 --> 00:48:59,735 I mean, it sounds like this guy is a fuckin' moron. 641 00:48:59,735 --> 00:49:03,623 My friend's filing suit against the city. 642 00:49:03,623 --> 00:49:07,627 But the worst part of it is, my relationship with him will never be the same. 643 00:49:07,743 --> 00:49:12,381 Sorry. Oh, it wasn't your fault. 644 00:49:12,882 --> 00:49:18,387 Hey, this is your session. I'm sorry. This is-- 645 00:49:18,504 --> 00:49:20,506 hey. Very unprofessional. 646 00:49:20,506 --> 00:49:23,509 No, it's all right. You had your wits scared out of you. 647 00:49:24,010 --> 00:49:26,512 Is the xanax helping? 648 00:49:26,762 --> 00:49:31,267 Fine. No more attacks. 649 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,904 But you still have your doubts? 650 00:49:34,904 --> 00:49:38,407 About therapy? 651 00:49:38,407 --> 00:49:41,410 No, no, no, no. Give it another chance. 652 00:49:41,911 --> 00:49:44,914 Got a lot of good ideas here. 653 00:49:44,914 --> 00:49:46,916 Okay. 654 00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:50,670 On how to cope. 655 00:49:53,422 --> 00:49:58,427 Tell me why this was a smart move to make junior the big willie. 656 00:49:58,427 --> 00:50:02,932 Look at him. He's content. Thinks he's the king of kings. 657 00:50:04,934 --> 00:50:07,937 Truth is, every decision is made by me. 658 00:50:07,937 --> 00:50:09,939 I still worry about the money end. 659 00:50:09,939 --> 00:50:12,441 That's'cause that's what you do. You worry. 660 00:50:12,441 --> 00:50:16,445 He doesn't know we kick back to jackie. 661 00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:17,947 We're gonna do good. 662 00:50:18,447 --> 00:50:22,952 Point is, he's got the title. He's a happy fuckin' camper. 663 00:50:22,952 --> 00:50:25,454 The house is secure. 664 00:50:25,454 --> 00:50:29,458 Yeah, only now we got a brand- new lightning rod on top to take the hits. 665 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,460 Smart. Very smart. 666 00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:34,964 Yeah, and now you got bloomfield and the union chair. 667 00:50:35,464 --> 00:50:39,969 Otherwise you'd fuck me, larry, but you wouldn't respect me in the morning, would ya? 668 00:50:39,969 --> 00:50:42,471 As long as you guarantee to keep the old fart in line. 669 00:50:42,471 --> 00:50:45,975 Hey, i still love that man. I'm his favorite nephew. 670 00:50:45,975 --> 00:50:48,978 Look at him over there with my ma. 671 00:50:48,978 --> 00:50:51,480 Those people went through world war ii. 672 00:51:12,618 --> 00:51:14,870 Thank you. 673 00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:23,879 T, check out the government. 674 00:51:27,383 --> 00:51:29,385 Shooting right to left. 675 00:51:29,635 --> 00:51:31,637 Got uncle jun's good side. 676 00:52:05,171 --> 00:52:08,641 Closed- captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles