1 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:54,818 I told you, you didn't have to come. 2 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:58,556 Yeah, let you drive yourself when you look this bad? 3 00:02:03,004 --> 00:02:04,028 Yeah? 4 00:02:04,105 --> 00:02:05,402 He's out. 5 00:02:06,407 --> 00:02:07,897 He looks good. 6 00:02:08,843 --> 00:02:11,277 - Talk to him. Get a sense. - Okay. 7 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,364 Your cousin's out of rehab. Looks good. 8 00:02:32,267 --> 00:02:34,394 Okay, I'm sorry about that. 9 00:02:39,908 --> 00:02:41,535 Lyme titers, sed rate... 10 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:43,635 inconclusive. 11 00:02:43,778 --> 00:02:45,905 Score one for the Italians. 12 00:02:46,047 --> 00:02:49,016 - You don't have lupus. - Thank God for that. 13 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:56,852 Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome... 14 00:02:57,025 --> 00:02:58,720 maybe mono. 15 00:02:59,761 --> 00:03:02,093 - Oh, God. - How's your emotional level? 16 00:03:02,330 --> 00:03:04,730 Stress off the charts lately? Like all of us? 17 00:03:04,799 --> 00:03:07,859 - What do you mean? - Death, major change of any kind? 18 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:11,799 No, just the usual. One day runs into the next. 19 00:03:14,342 --> 00:03:17,505 Stay on the Advil. Your temperature goes up, you call me. 20 00:03:17,845 --> 00:03:19,210 You know, it's amazing. 21 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,078 I got a relative who's got a heroin problem. 22 00:03:23,017 --> 00:03:26,544 The people that need drugs, all they can get is shit like Advil. 23 00:03:27,422 --> 00:03:29,219 Thank you for coming. 24 00:03:35,763 --> 00:03:37,060 That was Grove Street. 25 00:03:37,131 --> 00:03:39,565 I gotta make a stop down in Sea Bright. 26 00:03:39,634 --> 00:03:42,569 - I don't feel well. - You get some sea air. 27 00:03:42,637 --> 00:03:45,265 - We'll go to Barr's. You won't have to cook. - Goddamn it. 28 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:47,467 Yeah, I really want lobster. 29 00:03:48,609 --> 00:03:50,270 The student loan people called. 30 00:03:50,345 --> 00:03:52,836 We're late with Allegra's nursing school payment. 31 00:03:54,882 --> 00:03:58,045 - Where you going? - Nordstrom's. They're having a sale. 32 00:03:59,454 --> 00:04:02,423 Sallie Mae calls, and your response to that is to go shopping? 33 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:05,618 It's a sale, John. I need clothes for Italy. 34 00:04:07,261 --> 00:04:10,890 - We're still going, aren't we? - Might be time for a little belt-tightening. 35 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:14,264 The bottom line is I'll be losing money if the Esplanade is shut down. 36 00:04:14,335 --> 00:04:17,532 We should try to go. I spoke to Nicole Lupertazzi. 37 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:21,666 When she and Little Carmine stayed at the Hassler last year, he loved it. 38 00:04:22,377 --> 00:04:24,470 That's good for Little Carmine, then. 39 00:04:24,545 --> 00:04:28,447 His fucking wallet isn't tied to the goddamned Esplanade, god damn it! 40 00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:34,085 John, why are you yelling at me? 41 00:04:35,490 --> 00:04:37,151 John, what'd I do? 42 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,569 Is that my father's truck? 43 00:04:58,446 --> 00:05:00,141 What the hell's going on? 44 00:05:00,214 --> 00:05:02,341 Me to know, you to find out. 45 00:05:06,921 --> 00:05:10,049 So, what do you think, Mel? Don't see no dry rot. 46 00:05:10,124 --> 00:05:13,491 Mrs. Soprano, Virginia Lupo, RElMAX Community Realty. 47 00:05:13,628 --> 00:05:14,617 Hi. 48 00:05:16,164 --> 00:05:18,530 That's right. It's even got a name. 49 00:05:20,501 --> 00:05:23,402 - Where did this come from? - That's if we can get it. 50 00:05:24,605 --> 00:05:26,664 This is a huge amount of money. 51 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,775 And your construction project shut down... 52 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:32,870 That can't last forever. It's for the family. 53 00:05:34,348 --> 00:05:37,875 As the kids get older, it gets harder to keep us all together... 54 00:05:38,286 --> 00:05:39,753 but this is a draw. 55 00:05:40,521 --> 00:05:43,615 Bring friends down, have big cookouts, jet ski. 56 00:05:45,593 --> 00:05:47,493 And for us, too, though. 57 00:05:47,895 --> 00:05:49,328 When we were piss poor... 58 00:05:49,397 --> 00:05:52,594 this was the biggest caviar wish we could come up with. 59 00:05:56,971 --> 00:05:59,769 Kind of reminds you of the Kennedy compound, don't it? 60 00:06:08,216 --> 00:06:11,617 Can I ask you why they're selling? My husband said, "If we can get it. " 61 00:06:11,686 --> 00:06:14,018 Well, there is a buyer already. 62 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,519 In fact, the house is sold. 63 00:06:16,858 --> 00:06:21,090 But there's a chance that these buyers won't qualify for financing. 64 00:06:21,162 --> 00:06:23,528 And I know the owner, Alan. 65 00:06:23,798 --> 00:06:26,665 He lives just next door, here. He's an attorney. 66 00:06:26,801 --> 00:06:31,261 If you're offering cash, I thought you should at least see the place. 67 00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:34,234 So, it's not really for sale. 68 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:37,267 It's just as well, because we couldn't swing this. 69 00:06:37,345 --> 00:06:38,937 There's Al! 70 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,858 The jury has claimed they are deadlocked. 71 00:06:51,926 --> 00:06:55,020 However, I'm inclined to agree with prosecution. 72 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:59,261 I'm going to give them additional time to reach a verdict. 73 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:02,760 We should've had a hung jury mistrial. Object, for Christ's sake! 74 00:07:02,837 --> 00:07:05,533 Allen charge. It has to play out. 75 00:07:11,179 --> 00:07:15,206 Ladies and gentlemen, you've communicated that you feel... 76 00:07:15,283 --> 00:07:18,446 that you're unable to come to a unanimous verdict in this case. 77 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:22,478 Now, I know that you've been at it for a while, and it can be frustrating. 78 00:07:22,823 --> 00:07:25,656 But we've all spent a lot of time on this trial. 79 00:07:26,294 --> 00:07:30,162 And being as I have no reason to believe that another jury... 80 00:07:30,231 --> 00:07:33,632 with the same evidence would be better able to reach a verdict... 81 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:37,831 I'm going to ask you to go back in there and reason with each other... 82 00:07:38,039 --> 00:07:40,007 and apply the law... 83 00:07:40,074 --> 00:07:42,565 and come back in here with a verdict. 84 00:07:43,044 --> 00:07:44,773 If not, I wanna move on. 85 00:07:46,847 --> 00:07:47,973 Here. 86 00:07:51,619 --> 00:07:54,816 Did somebody check the order, make sure we got everything this time? 87 00:07:54,889 --> 00:07:55,878 Yes. 88 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,350 Well, keep me posted. 89 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:04,262 Dinner's served! 90 00:08:10,538 --> 00:08:13,006 - Get any sleep? - Couldn't. 91 00:08:15,343 --> 00:08:19,336 We have absolutely no business getting into something like that house... 92 00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:21,608 with A.J. Two years away from college. 93 00:08:21,682 --> 00:08:24,981 That was Virginia Lupo on the phone. She hasn't heard from the owner. 94 00:08:25,052 --> 00:08:27,316 I guess that deal's gonna go through. 95 00:08:27,388 --> 00:08:28,980 I wonder who they are. 96 00:08:31,225 --> 00:08:34,251 Motherfucking, goddamn orange-peel beef! 97 00:08:34,662 --> 00:08:36,129 Call them up. 98 00:08:36,697 --> 00:08:38,289 You got me plain soup, right? 99 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:40,891 We'll be finished eating the rest before he gets back. 100 00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:43,402 Go through the order while they're still here. 101 00:08:43,471 --> 00:08:46,872 What good does that do? He's still gotta get it and come back again. 102 00:08:46,941 --> 00:08:49,705 - What happened? - They left out part of the order. 103 00:08:49,777 --> 00:08:51,802 - Call them up. - Sit down and eat. 104 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:58,444 I guess some things just weren't meant to be. 105 00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:01,182 What are we talking about? 106 00:09:01,255 --> 00:09:04,224 I was thinking of buying your mother a house down on the shore. 107 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,089 Un-fucking-believable! 108 00:09:06,794 --> 00:09:09,729 - Would we have a gym? - It's the shore. 109 00:09:10,431 --> 00:09:11,921 Wouldn't you want to be outdoors? 110 00:09:11,999 --> 00:09:14,524 Forget that. You're fined $3 for the F-word. 111 00:09:14,602 --> 00:09:17,571 I heard Dad say "mother-F" when I was coming down the stairs. 112 00:09:17,638 --> 00:09:20,505 He's fined, too. We're gonna make this policy work. 113 00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:22,304 It's too late. 114 00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:39,484 What's going on? 115 00:09:42,363 --> 00:09:45,730 You know, it does seem like a good value, even at that price. 116 00:09:46,801 --> 00:09:49,292 Waterfront property, in that area. 117 00:09:50,871 --> 00:09:53,965 We probably wouldn't get hurt, as an investment. 118 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:58,371 You're the one that took real estate classes. 119 00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:02,715 Didn't you say that a person shouldn't look at a house as an investment? 120 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,610 I know you. If you don't get the place, you'll sulk. 121 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:08,416 - And I'll be the wet blanket. - I'll sulk? 122 00:10:08,589 --> 00:10:10,113 I was sleeping. 123 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,827 If you want me to sign off... 124 00:10:18,699 --> 00:10:21,031 We probably wouldn't lose money. 125 00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:28,741 But if you don't want to go through with it, believe me, that's fine, too. 126 00:10:42,323 --> 00:10:46,191 But if you did, Virginia Lupo's phone number is on the bureau. 127 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,888 And, you know... 128 00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:51,490 better to act quickly if, you know... 129 00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:57,097 More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that's all I'm saying. 130 00:11:01,876 --> 00:11:03,138 Hey, Jack Lemmon. 131 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,905 How's Lee Remick? 132 00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:08,576 So, how the fuck are you? 133 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:11,213 - That place help you? - Yeah. 134 00:11:11,552 --> 00:11:14,851 I found out about strengths I have I didn't even know I had. 135 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,217 - You look fucking great. - Thank you. 136 00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:20,918 Thank everybody for forcing me to deal with it. 137 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:24,288 - Especially Adriana. - You're not shooting junk, right? 138 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:28,331 Fuck, no. I'm completely clean and sober. 139 00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:31,296 Which one of the 12 steps you on now? 140 00:11:31,372 --> 00:11:35,331 The only one I haven't done is go around to all the people I fucked over... 141 00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:37,434 while I was using, and apologize. 142 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,176 Maybe you shouldn't do that one. 143 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,845 - You know, let sleeping dogs lie. - That's what I was thinking. 144 00:11:48,088 --> 00:11:52,354 Maybe in a couple of cases, I'll send flowers, or cash in some cases. 145 00:12:00,468 --> 00:12:03,301 - Where's Carmine at? - No change whatsoever. 146 00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:06,773 Where are you at? 147 00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:12,068 I think a movement from below is not palatable to the other bosses. 148 00:12:12,146 --> 00:12:14,137 It's what they fear most. 149 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:16,943 A movement from outside, it's more forgivable... 150 00:12:17,151 --> 00:12:19,949 and more understandable, given the facts, here. 151 00:12:21,021 --> 00:12:23,319 I mean, you've been reasonable. 152 00:12:25,392 --> 00:12:28,225 If I do it, what do you do for me? 153 00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:31,897 I take a sad song and make it better... 154 00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:34,594 with the other families, as regards you. 155 00:12:35,669 --> 00:12:37,796 You're smart to have reservations... 156 00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:40,805 but there's differences between this and Castellano. 157 00:12:41,609 --> 00:12:44,942 Yes, you still got the four other families who could raise a stink... 158 00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:47,674 but Andy's my brother-in-law. I have their ear. 159 00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:53,647 I'm gonna pass. 160 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:56,189 - Fuck are you talking about? - I'm taking the risk. 161 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:58,748 Fuck what were you talking about last time then? 162 00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:00,054 What would it take? 163 00:13:04,198 --> 00:13:06,325 Fuck even one percentage point. 164 00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:09,669 All claims to my HUD business are irrigated. 165 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,097 All right. 166 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:16,938 All future construction projects, 60-40 in my favor. 167 00:13:28,522 --> 00:13:32,083 What I'm gonna tell you is for your ears only, and Sil's. 168 00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:35,527 We're gonna take out Carmine Lupertazzi. 169 00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:44,368 Johnny Sack's gonna go to war. 170 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,338 No, he's not. 171 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,334 That's right. 172 00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:53,903 See, Carmine's got major income besides construction, Johnny don't. 173 00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:57,075 Only other person hurting worse than either of the pricks is me. 174 00:13:57,151 --> 00:13:59,779 Whacking the boss of one of the five families? 175 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:04,085 - Johnny's a snaky fuck. - That's something to be considered. 176 00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:08,060 But remember, also, how deeply hurt fucking Johnny felt over Carmine... 177 00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:10,693 not backing him on those slurs against Ginny. 178 00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:11,924 Life's funny. 179 00:14:11,999 --> 00:14:14,433 Carmine never made that right with John. 180 00:14:14,702 --> 00:14:16,897 I knew back then that was a mistake. 181 00:14:18,772 --> 00:14:20,262 Gonna hit Carmine soon? 182 00:14:20,341 --> 00:14:23,572 If I'm gonna buy this house, I need the Esplanade scratch. 183 00:14:27,348 --> 00:14:29,248 It shouldn't look like what it is. 184 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:32,717 Home invasion, carjacking, fucking ingrown toenail... 185 00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,783 I know these black guys from Irvington. 186 00:14:36,857 --> 00:14:38,722 That's the right idea. 187 00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:42,291 It can never get out who whacked the old fuck. 188 00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:46,925 - Are they trustworthy, these guys? - Yeah. 189 00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:48,532 Make sure. 190 00:15:02,149 --> 00:15:03,411 Help you? 191 00:15:04,284 --> 00:15:06,445 Hi, how you doing? I'm Tony Soprano. 192 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,683 I was here with my wife the other day with Virginia Lupo. 193 00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:13,517 - Right. Alan Sapinsly. - How are you? 194 00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:16,054 So, what do you think? 195 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:19,156 She says those other people are gonna go through with it. 196 00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:22,862 I was gonna go talk to you, frankly, after I took another look at the place. 197 00:15:22,936 --> 00:15:26,997 This is galling because I don't think they're going to qualify for financing... 198 00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:30,532 and we gave them this God-awful 90-day escrow. My wife's doing. 199 00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:32,202 She liked Mrs. Kim. 200 00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:36,446 I can do 15 days. Shortest allowable by law. 201 00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:42,652 Never tire of painting this. 202 00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:49,652 - You'd be coming in with cash, right? - Yeah. 203 00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:53,830 Fuck this. 204 00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,832 Dr. Kim, hey, Alan Sapinsly. 205 00:16:00,574 --> 00:16:01,836 It's not? 206 00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:04,205 Well, we've got serious problems. 207 00:16:04,912 --> 00:16:06,641 On the house. Sure. 208 00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:11,542 He's going into surgery, doesn't want to talk there in the prep room. 209 00:16:12,686 --> 00:16:13,948 Yes, I'm here. 210 00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:16,121 What does your lender say? 211 00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:18,388 Jesus, Doctor. 212 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:21,326 I take almost no comfort from those words. 213 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,658 And were I you, I wouldn't either. 214 00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:27,665 I'm aware we have a contract in place. Doctor, please, I'm an attorney. 215 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:30,033 Look, Cho-Sun. Wait, you're not listening. 216 00:16:30,104 --> 00:16:33,801 Simply stated, I want the chance to sell to a more qualified buyer... 217 00:16:34,141 --> 00:16:36,666 if I can find one at this late date. 218 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,902 Actually, it's very... 219 00:16:39,546 --> 00:16:42,913 Wait, do you want to do all the talking and I'll just stand here? 220 00:16:42,983 --> 00:16:44,075 Thank you. 221 00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:48,018 You call Virginia Lupo, she calls the bank, you get your deposit back. 222 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,590 Your wife's a grown woman, she'll adjust. 223 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,394 Dr. Kim, I spent 10 years as a litigator. 224 00:16:55,462 --> 00:17:00,126 Buy this property, I'll make your life a misery. I can tort you into the poorhouse. 225 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,393 I've got an overseas call. Think it over. You have Virginia's number. 226 00:17:06,907 --> 00:17:08,169 Who knows? We'll see. 227 00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:10,938 I wouldn't want to be the patient he's gonna operate on. 228 00:17:11,011 --> 00:17:12,774 Let's hold a good thought? 229 00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:25,413 Hello. 230 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,461 Virginia, sure, hi. 231 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:31,725 We did? 232 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:43,874 All right. 233 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:49,741 Picture the fishing off that dock. 234 00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:55,485 God, it really is beautiful, isn't it? 235 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:58,081 First time I felt good signing papers. 236 00:17:58,158 --> 00:17:59,785 Dad, blue crabs! 237 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:03,122 Oh, my God, this is nice. 238 00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:14,836 You'll inherit this. 239 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:18,601 Dad, what a thing to say. 240 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,119 Anthony Soprano... 241 00:18:35,362 --> 00:18:37,387 you are full of surprises. 242 00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:41,732 It's good to see a smile on your face. 243 00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:55,714 Praise the Lord for sobriety. 244 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,448 The higher power. 245 00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:02,049 - That 12-step shit doing for you? - Yeah. 246 00:19:02,422 --> 00:19:03,821 Thanks for asking. 247 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,555 We sold you "H" when that was your thing. 248 00:19:06,627 --> 00:19:10,063 Still we here when it's wop-whacking time in Brooklyn. 249 00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:13,297 - It should look like a carjacking. - See? 250 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:16,903 That's why you came to us. That's some stereotyping shit. 251 00:19:17,004 --> 00:19:19,495 He goes mall-walking inside King's Plaza. 252 00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:22,406 7:00 a. m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Regular. 253 00:19:22,743 --> 00:19:25,644 Macy's entrance, Avenue U and Flatbush. 254 00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,575 You get the down payment? 255 00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:39,882 Next sound you hear... 256 00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:57,143 Home of the burger, what's your beef? 257 00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:01,314 l'm sorry. l have wrong number. 258 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,846 This is the Soprano residence. 259 00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:05,310 Tony? 260 00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:07,381 No, this is Anthony. 261 00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:11,017 Yes. The handsome boy. 262 00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:13,385 Who is this? 263 00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:16,285 Is your mother there? 264 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,320 Ma, telephone! 265 00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:20,532 - Who is it? - I don't know. 266 00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:28,999 Is this Mrs. Soprano? 267 00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:30,808 Yes, it is. 268 00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:34,813 I used to fuck your husband. 269 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:54,394 A.J., I've got it! 270 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,565 Tony loves me, you know. 271 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:05,338 lf it wasn't for his kids, you'd be out on the street. 272 00:21:05,412 --> 00:21:06,538 What do you want? 273 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:10,105 I thought you might want to know we have some sadness in common. 274 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:13,812 He has been sleeping with my cousin, Svetlana. 275 00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:15,987 That's right. 276 00:21:16,056 --> 00:21:18,490 While she was taking care of his uncle. 277 00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:23,194 You piece of shit. 278 00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:27,061 Yes, I'm a piece of shit. 279 00:21:27,134 --> 00:21:30,001 I'm a piece of shit which the world, every morning, strains... 280 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,731 and pushes out of its butt! 281 00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:36,940 If you can, imagine where you are on the pecking order. 282 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,376 You call my house again... 283 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,844 you ever speak... 284 00:21:45,218 --> 00:21:49,052 to one of my children again, I will track you down, and I will kill you. 285 00:21:49,122 --> 00:21:50,714 We have got guns here. 286 00:21:51,358 --> 00:21:52,450 l mean it. 287 00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:54,420 You remember my cousin? 288 00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:57,662 She was also his mama's caregiver, with the one leg. 289 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:01,495 lt is so absurd, why would l make it up? 290 00:22:35,735 --> 00:22:36,997 What the fuck? 291 00:22:47,214 --> 00:22:50,081 - What the fuck are you doing? - You fucking shitbag! 292 00:22:51,084 --> 00:22:53,951 Don't come up here! Get the fuck out of this house! 293 00:23:09,603 --> 00:23:11,195 What's the matter? 294 00:23:13,707 --> 00:23:15,675 Carm, what did I do now? 295 00:23:21,381 --> 00:23:22,370 What did I do? 296 00:23:26,419 --> 00:23:29,718 Your mother told you what I said to your father about her psoriasis? 297 00:23:29,789 --> 00:23:32,189 I was just trying to be honest with him. 298 00:23:35,128 --> 00:23:39,189 You have made a fool of me for years with these whores. 299 00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:41,692 Now it's come into our home? 300 00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,832 - What are you talking about? - The Russian called. 301 00:23:44,938 --> 00:23:47,168 Your son answered the telephone. 302 00:23:48,074 --> 00:23:49,405 Oh, Jesus. 303 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:53,178 She's insane. She's fucking certifiable. 304 00:23:53,246 --> 00:23:56,215 I told you, you can't believe nothing she says, whatever it is. 305 00:23:56,283 --> 00:23:58,478 We haven't seen each other like that. 306 00:23:58,552 --> 00:24:00,884 I swear to Christ. I told you! 307 00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:03,249 - What about her cousin? - What? 308 00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:05,515 No. 309 00:24:05,592 --> 00:24:08,652 The nurse who took care of your mother, who I liked? 310 00:24:09,763 --> 00:24:12,926 Who I talked to on the telephone about your mother's alopecia... 311 00:24:12,999 --> 00:24:14,557 and her bowel movements? 312 00:24:14,634 --> 00:24:16,829 Who you told me came from an agency? 313 00:24:16,937 --> 00:24:20,202 Who I shared vodka with the night your mother died? 314 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,602 You've been fucking her? 315 00:24:22,676 --> 00:24:24,837 There is not a shred of truth in that. 316 00:24:24,911 --> 00:24:27,471 Why'd the cousin make it up? Because she's jealous! 317 00:24:27,547 --> 00:24:28,912 Why you, fuck... 318 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,307 Let go of me! 319 00:24:54,541 --> 00:24:56,008 Just get out, Tony. 320 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,242 Don't even say anything. 321 00:24:58,378 --> 00:25:00,778 I'm not going anywhere, and you know it. 322 00:25:01,815 --> 00:25:04,375 So, let's just lie down, we'll calm down... 323 00:25:04,451 --> 00:25:06,180 Get your hands off of me! 324 00:25:07,988 --> 00:25:10,218 Don't you touch me ever again. 325 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,187 Where's A.J.? 326 00:25:15,161 --> 00:25:18,324 So, you've had a one-legged one now? That's nice. 327 00:25:19,366 --> 00:25:21,891 You've had quite a time on my watch. 328 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,804 The pre-school assistant... 329 00:25:26,473 --> 00:25:29,636 - the weightlifter... - At least I never stole from you. 330 00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:31,540 Who stole, Tony? Who, me? 331 00:25:31,611 --> 00:25:34,546 My own wife, $40,000. From the birdfeeder. 332 00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:38,209 The birdfeeder. Listen to yourself, you sound demented. 333 00:25:39,753 --> 00:25:42,221 What, you want to hit me, Tony? Go ahead. 334 00:25:44,391 --> 00:25:48,157 Just go away, please, I can't stand it anymore. 335 00:25:51,731 --> 00:25:54,723 - I didn't do it. - I found her fingernail, Tony! 336 00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:57,201 You saw it that day, on your night table. 337 00:25:57,637 --> 00:26:00,572 I found it, and I put it there. I know you saw it. 338 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,868 That... 339 00:26:03,677 --> 00:26:05,042 What? That what? 340 00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,169 Nothing. 341 00:26:21,561 --> 00:26:22,550 What? 342 00:26:23,697 --> 00:26:26,063 You know what I don't understand, Tony? 343 00:26:28,601 --> 00:26:30,865 What does she have that I don't have? 344 00:26:39,679 --> 00:26:42,443 I did not carry on an affair with the cousin... 345 00:26:42,515 --> 00:26:45,348 and I will take a goddamn polygraph to that effect. 346 00:26:45,518 --> 00:26:48,112 I want you to leave this house, Tony. 347 00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:51,952 Please. I want you to leave me alone. 348 00:26:59,199 --> 00:27:00,427 What about the kids? 349 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,663 Yeah, it's horrible. God help them. 350 00:27:38,505 --> 00:27:40,871 Open the fucking door, or I'll kick it in! 351 00:27:45,945 --> 00:27:47,344 She's not there. 352 00:27:47,714 --> 00:27:49,978 Probably she hides in Brighton Beach. 353 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,108 She blames you for Ronnie Zellman. 354 00:27:52,285 --> 00:27:53,912 You beat him with belt. 355 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:56,017 He felt weak in front of her. 356 00:27:56,189 --> 00:27:58,214 She told me he couldn't perform. 357 00:28:02,662 --> 00:28:04,562 They broke up not so long after. 358 00:28:04,631 --> 00:28:06,030 Oh, fuck that! 359 00:28:13,106 --> 00:28:16,269 Who told her about us? Not you, please. 360 00:28:16,643 --> 00:28:19,806 It was what's-her-name, right? The one who walked in on us. 361 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:24,278 We had bad argument over FICA and federal withholding. 362 00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:26,045 I take from her paycheck. 363 00:28:28,655 --> 00:28:32,113 Jesus fucking Christ. FICA and federal withholding? 364 00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:44,934 I gotta go home tomorrow, and I gotta tell my kids we're separating. 365 00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:48,168 It's going to rip them up. 366 00:28:49,642 --> 00:28:51,735 Divorce is very hard for kids. 367 00:28:52,679 --> 00:28:54,579 After this, they don't trust. 368 00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:56,972 I'm child of divorce. 369 00:29:03,723 --> 00:29:06,453 I shouldn't have been drinking in the afternoon. 370 00:29:08,127 --> 00:29:10,994 How about a little sympathy here? You got ice in your veins? 371 00:29:11,064 --> 00:29:13,498 I had ice in my veins on your uncle couch? 372 00:29:13,566 --> 00:29:15,591 Most expensive piece of ass I ever had. 373 00:29:15,668 --> 00:29:18,432 Right. I know what you are thinking, too. 374 00:29:25,612 --> 00:29:29,173 Take care, Tony. You're a strong guy, you'll be all right. 375 00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:43,353 What's up? 376 00:30:43,456 --> 00:30:45,924 So, how's it going with Christopher home? 377 00:30:46,659 --> 00:30:49,287 Good. That place was a godsend. 378 00:30:49,662 --> 00:30:51,391 So, the wedding's back on? 379 00:30:52,832 --> 00:30:54,629 We haven't talked about it. 380 00:30:58,871 --> 00:30:59,963 Except... 381 00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,367 Except what? 382 00:31:06,245 --> 00:31:09,146 He says he isn't sure anymore he'd be a good father... 383 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:12,107 after killing my dog. 384 00:31:15,088 --> 00:31:16,453 You have kids? 385 00:31:18,024 --> 00:31:21,084 So, how's Tony? He's been house-hunting down the shore? 386 00:31:25,698 --> 00:31:27,188 Beautiful place, too. 387 00:31:28,635 --> 00:31:30,000 What about Ralph? 388 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,228 Cifaretto? Heard anything there? 389 00:31:35,108 --> 00:31:38,168 Chrissy says he has a pretty serious drug problem, too. 390 00:31:38,544 --> 00:31:40,637 He may have hit bottom somewhere. 391 00:31:40,813 --> 00:31:42,610 Chrissy says he wants to... 392 00:31:42,915 --> 00:31:45,941 you know, help get him in recovery when he resurfaces. 393 00:31:48,955 --> 00:31:51,355 You know Ralph's second-in-command, Vito? 394 00:31:52,325 --> 00:31:53,724 Yeah, the fat guy. 395 00:31:54,193 --> 00:31:57,924 When Christopher was away, I had that asshole calling me every five minutes... 396 00:31:57,997 --> 00:31:59,658 to see if I "needed anything. " 397 00:31:59,732 --> 00:32:02,724 No! Does Christopher know? 398 00:32:02,835 --> 00:32:04,769 You kidding me? He'd kill him. 399 00:32:05,972 --> 00:32:07,564 Not really, I mean... 400 00:32:08,408 --> 00:32:10,103 You know, he'd be angry. 401 00:32:18,618 --> 00:32:20,449 I'm supposed to meet my mom. 402 00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:25,014 Go ahead. 403 00:32:31,931 --> 00:32:33,091 Thank you. 404 00:33:04,097 --> 00:33:06,088 I saw your car. Qué pasa? 405 00:33:11,104 --> 00:33:13,038 Things aren't very good at home... 406 00:33:13,106 --> 00:33:15,631 so I came down to sleep on my boat. 407 00:33:16,175 --> 00:33:20,407 And it was being refinished, and the smell of the paint drove me out. 408 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,875 I'm sorry, I've been up to bat three times. 409 00:33:22,949 --> 00:33:27,010 Yeah, I think she's thinking of separating. 410 00:33:29,589 --> 00:33:32,524 What you wanna do, go around and meet perfunctorily... 411 00:33:32,592 --> 00:33:34,822 with all the top divorce attorneys in your area. 412 00:33:34,894 --> 00:33:38,193 That way, if the worst happens, they can't take her on as a client. 413 00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:39,788 Conflict of interest. 414 00:33:41,634 --> 00:33:44,398 - That's pretty good. - Just do it, fella. 415 00:33:44,804 --> 00:33:47,739 But you must find a hotel until you officially take possession. 416 00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:49,900 Something happens to you, I'm liable. 417 00:33:50,009 --> 00:33:52,637 Let me just clean up a little. 418 00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:13,060 - Hi, I'm Tony. - I know who you are. Come in, please. 419 00:34:15,701 --> 00:34:18,397 Tony, what's up? 420 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:26,307 You know that thing we were talking about, this thing with me and my wife? 421 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,078 Alan just told me. 422 00:34:29,282 --> 00:34:32,547 The thing is, in light of it, I was going over it in the shower... 423 00:34:32,618 --> 00:34:35,485 and I realized that as much as I want this place... 424 00:34:35,888 --> 00:34:38,618 now is not the time for me to be buying a house. 425 00:34:40,092 --> 00:34:44,256 Sorry, I know it's a big disappointment. You ought to see how I feel. 426 00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:48,691 I want to get my deposit back, and I'll get out of your life. 427 00:34:48,835 --> 00:34:51,929 It's just not that clear to me how your marital situation... 428 00:34:52,004 --> 00:34:53,403 negates the purchase. 429 00:34:53,472 --> 00:34:55,736 I mean, most of this was for my kids. 430 00:34:56,309 --> 00:34:57,333 For my wife. 431 00:34:57,410 --> 00:34:59,537 - That is so sad. - Excuse me, honey. 432 00:34:59,612 --> 00:35:01,842 We had that place on the market a year and a half. 433 00:35:01,914 --> 00:35:04,212 We had two offers: You and the Kims. 434 00:35:04,283 --> 00:35:05,545 So, what about them? 435 00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:09,850 The Kims? I can't go back to them. I guess I could, but I'm not going to. 436 00:35:09,922 --> 00:35:11,651 They'd hold my feet to the fire. 437 00:35:11,724 --> 00:35:14,750 I don't want to be insensitive with what you got on your plate... 438 00:35:14,827 --> 00:35:16,454 but we had a signed contract. 439 00:35:16,529 --> 00:35:17,860 - Alan. - No! Baloney! 440 00:35:17,930 --> 00:35:20,763 I dumped a buyer 'cause they seemed to love the place. 441 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:24,894 - It was the cash and the short escrow. - Look, who knows what's going to happen? 442 00:35:24,971 --> 00:35:27,201 You guys could be back together in a month... 443 00:35:27,273 --> 00:35:29,468 leaving A.S., here, fucked in the ass. 444 00:35:32,879 --> 00:35:34,176 Whatever. 445 00:35:36,983 --> 00:35:40,749 What's the big deal? Why don't you just let me out of this thing? 446 00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:42,549 I can't, I have partners. 447 00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:45,482 Excuse me. 448 00:35:48,728 --> 00:35:50,252 I got to take this. 449 00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:52,225 It was very nice to meet you. 450 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,634 But I'm not buying your house. 451 00:36:01,841 --> 00:36:03,365 That guy's a mobster. 452 00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:06,576 They buy houses from people, they conduct business. 453 00:36:06,779 --> 00:36:09,873 I dealt with them on that Neapolitan copyright thing for Enya. 454 00:36:09,949 --> 00:36:11,541 I'll probably let him walk... 455 00:36:11,617 --> 00:36:14,780 but that's a negotiation, which he knows full well. 456 00:36:14,854 --> 00:36:16,685 You don't have any partners. 457 00:36:16,756 --> 00:36:17,745 Thank you, Rabbi. 458 00:36:19,725 --> 00:36:21,420 l just talked to Carmine. 459 00:36:21,494 --> 00:36:22,791 He's ready to settle. 460 00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:24,329 Are you kidding me? 461 00:36:24,864 --> 00:36:26,263 Everything's in motion. 462 00:36:26,332 --> 00:36:27,822 Welcome to my world. 463 00:36:40,913 --> 00:36:41,902 Have a seat. 464 00:36:48,421 --> 00:36:51,390 I'm sorry to learn about the marital situation, Tony. 465 00:36:51,624 --> 00:36:53,990 Our thing is more than a livelihood. 466 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:58,219 One of us suffers a personal tragedy, falls ill and whatnot... 467 00:36:58,698 --> 00:37:00,290 we all feel it deeply... 468 00:37:00,866 --> 00:37:03,096 no matter what kind of acrimony is in the air. 469 00:37:03,169 --> 00:37:05,433 What's in the air is you're losing a lot of money. 470 00:37:05,504 --> 00:37:07,972 We all agree we want to get back to earning... 471 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,031 but I reiterate again... 472 00:37:10,309 --> 00:37:14,302 Zellman had a hand in HUD, so I can't, as a matter of principle... 473 00:37:14,613 --> 00:37:16,103 relinquish my claim. 474 00:37:17,717 --> 00:37:18,809 So? 475 00:37:18,884 --> 00:37:23,014 I said 40, you said 5.5, which was ridiculous. 476 00:37:23,756 --> 00:37:26,850 Let's split the difference. 20 percent. 477 00:37:34,934 --> 00:37:36,196 All right, 15. 478 00:37:37,336 --> 00:37:38,598 You know what? 479 00:37:38,971 --> 00:37:41,667 In the interest of putting this shit to bed... 480 00:37:41,874 --> 00:37:44,069 if that's what it's going to take... 481 00:37:44,810 --> 00:37:45,799 15. 482 00:37:50,383 --> 00:37:51,372 Good. 483 00:37:56,188 --> 00:37:58,156 My son was a big help in all this. 484 00:37:58,224 --> 00:38:00,488 I want you always to remember that... 485 00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:02,049 even after I'm gone. 486 00:38:04,130 --> 00:38:05,757 But I'm not going no place. 487 00:38:05,831 --> 00:38:08,095 Healthy as a fucking rhino, this guy. 488 00:38:08,701 --> 00:38:10,100 You stay that way. 489 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,307 Did you get any sleep? 490 00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:26,316 A little, I think. 491 00:38:29,989 --> 00:38:32,389 Maybe it would be better if you went back to school. 492 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:35,621 Got your head into your schoolwork. Be with your friends. 493 00:38:36,095 --> 00:38:39,121 I'd just be thinking about what's going on here all the time. 494 00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:44,093 I just keep thinking... 495 00:38:44,970 --> 00:38:46,870 I used to feel so superior... 496 00:38:46,939 --> 00:38:50,272 because so many of my friends had these fucked-up, divorced parents. 497 00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:52,010 I guess I did, too. 498 00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:54,107 And, like, Finn... 499 00:38:54,814 --> 00:38:57,544 I'm not saying I want kids, but if we did... 500 00:38:59,318 --> 00:39:01,218 I used to imagine... 501 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:05,383 we'd all be together on the holidays, Christmas... 502 00:39:06,158 --> 00:39:08,023 all around this big fire. 503 00:39:08,094 --> 00:39:10,824 You will have a wonderful future, Meadow. 504 00:39:12,965 --> 00:39:15,525 We had a lot of wonderful times as a family. 505 00:39:19,071 --> 00:39:20,868 All predicated on bullshit. 506 00:39:21,373 --> 00:39:25,537 I don't want to fight with you, Meadow. That's not true. I think you know it. 507 00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:35,980 It was 'cause of Furio, wasn't it? 508 00:39:39,024 --> 00:39:40,958 Who said anything about Furio? 509 00:39:42,595 --> 00:39:45,257 I have never been unfaithful to your father. 510 00:39:48,267 --> 00:39:49,359 Daddy was. 511 00:39:51,937 --> 00:39:54,963 This is not something I want to talk about. I'm sorry. 512 00:39:55,307 --> 00:39:56,865 Not now, not ever. 513 00:39:59,512 --> 00:40:03,243 Jesus, how could you eat shit from him for all those years? 514 00:40:12,825 --> 00:40:14,156 Fresh pepper? 515 00:40:15,227 --> 00:40:16,694 Just a little. 516 00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:25,928 About you and Carmela... 517 00:40:27,973 --> 00:40:29,065 I'm sorry. 518 00:40:35,414 --> 00:40:36,938 This is not al dente. 519 00:40:49,361 --> 00:40:50,385 Hello? 520 00:40:50,462 --> 00:40:51,827 Fucking amazing, huh? 521 00:40:53,032 --> 00:40:55,057 Well, I guess that's that. 522 00:40:59,738 --> 00:41:02,263 Things have a momentum of their own. 523 00:41:05,044 --> 00:41:07,740 More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. 524 00:41:09,582 --> 00:41:11,072 That's a good point. 525 00:41:13,986 --> 00:41:16,318 Okay, then. You'll hear from me. 526 00:41:20,226 --> 00:41:21,591 That was J.S. 527 00:41:23,062 --> 00:41:25,792 - We're not on for Tuesday no more, right? - Wrong. 528 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,270 Johnny Sack. 529 00:41:34,006 --> 00:41:37,533 I always worked very fucking hard to make him think I liked him. 530 00:41:38,277 --> 00:41:40,404 I'd try to feel him out about shit. 531 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,376 I think he and Ralphie were in bed in some way. 532 00:41:47,152 --> 00:41:49,177 It went bad with that joke shit. 533 00:41:54,693 --> 00:41:56,388 We reached an agreement. 534 00:41:56,862 --> 00:42:00,229 When Tony gave him his final number, Carmine's Depends blew out. 535 00:42:00,299 --> 00:42:02,062 Oh, my fucking back! 536 00:42:02,268 --> 00:42:05,328 That cot at the pork store, not really good for sleeping, T. 537 00:42:05,404 --> 00:42:07,872 With all due love and respect to Carmela... 538 00:42:08,607 --> 00:42:11,735 I'd put her shit out on the curb and let it rain on her. 539 00:42:12,044 --> 00:42:15,445 You can't disrupt the kids. That shit traumatizes them for life. 540 00:42:15,514 --> 00:42:17,573 It's his house as much as it is hers. 541 00:42:17,716 --> 00:42:19,240 More. I paid for it. 542 00:42:19,318 --> 00:42:22,151 That's right, T, I'm on your side on this. 543 00:42:29,495 --> 00:42:32,464 She's the one who talked me into buying it in the first place. 544 00:42:32,531 --> 00:42:35,967 Now I'm out in the streets? These fucking phones. 545 00:42:37,336 --> 00:42:39,236 We were better off years ago. 546 00:42:45,277 --> 00:42:46,369 What? 547 00:42:46,512 --> 00:42:47,911 I hadn't heard from you. 548 00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:51,040 My partners and I have decided to let you out of your obligation. 549 00:42:51,116 --> 00:42:53,243 I want my $200,000 by the end of the week. 550 00:42:53,319 --> 00:42:55,787 As to that, I'm not rescinding the deposit. 551 00:42:55,921 --> 00:42:58,981 That's what they're for, to hold parties to agreements. 552 00:42:59,591 --> 00:43:01,616 If you want to make me an offer... 553 00:43:02,628 --> 00:43:04,619 No, I think I'll buy the house. 554 00:43:06,231 --> 00:43:09,530 My family has parties till 4:00, 5:00 in the morning. 555 00:43:09,601 --> 00:43:10,568 I can show damages. 556 00:43:10,636 --> 00:43:13,503 I'm being generous in not bringing action to enforce the sale. 557 00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:14,800 Damages? 558 00:43:15,607 --> 00:43:17,734 - They haven't started yet. - Listen to me. 559 00:43:17,810 --> 00:43:21,211 There's a paper trail to our dispute, and Virginia Lupo's a witness. 560 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,738 A hair on my head gets mussed, the authorities will know where to look. 561 00:43:24,817 --> 00:43:27,445 Alan, you misread me entirely. 562 00:43:28,354 --> 00:43:30,117 You must think I'm a fucking thug. 563 00:43:30,189 --> 00:43:31,918 Just be forewarned. 564 00:43:32,057 --> 00:43:34,685 You're not getting your deposit back! 565 00:43:44,236 --> 00:43:46,136 Jesus, you scared me to death. 566 00:43:56,715 --> 00:43:59,445 This is my house, Carmela, and I'm not leaving. 567 00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:02,886 Get out of here, Tony. I asked you once, nicely. 568 00:44:06,925 --> 00:44:08,290 All right, look. 569 00:44:08,927 --> 00:44:11,020 I know what happened was wrong. 570 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:14,529 I was an asshole, and I apologize. 571 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:17,328 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 572 00:44:19,671 --> 00:44:21,195 I said, "Get out. " 573 00:44:22,074 --> 00:44:23,098 Make me. 574 00:44:23,175 --> 00:44:27,168 I have an appointment with a lawyer, Tony. I will get a restraining order. 575 00:44:27,613 --> 00:44:29,877 A lawyer? Go ahead. 576 00:44:30,582 --> 00:44:32,015 You know what? Call him. 577 00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:34,177 Here, use my phone. 578 00:44:36,121 --> 00:44:37,247 Fine, stay. 579 00:44:37,423 --> 00:44:39,755 Come here. You're not going anywhere. 580 00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:41,689 Let go of me. Your son will be home. 581 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,923 - You want him to see you like this? - You'd love that, wouldn't you? 582 00:44:44,997 --> 00:44:48,524 - I'm not leaving here. - I don't love you anymore! 583 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,058 I don't want you! You are not sleeping in my bed, Tony! 584 00:44:52,271 --> 00:44:54,466 The thought of it now makes me sick! 585 00:44:57,409 --> 00:45:00,344 Jesus Christ Almighty, I'm going fucking crazy! 586 00:45:18,797 --> 00:45:20,788 Think Mom's going to let you stay out here? 587 00:45:20,866 --> 00:45:23,096 Let? This is my house. 588 00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:26,971 Ain't it better when I'm here? 589 00:45:27,372 --> 00:45:28,669 Well, sure. 590 00:45:29,341 --> 00:45:32,606 Come on. We'll bring them down to the garage tomorrow. 591 00:45:36,381 --> 00:45:37,746 What time is it? 592 00:45:38,650 --> 00:45:41,210 - You just getting home? - We were studying. 593 00:45:42,387 --> 00:45:43,411 Oh, yeah? 594 00:45:43,489 --> 00:45:46,390 From now on, I'm going to take a bigger hand in this shit. 595 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,119 I'm going to be right out here. 596 00:45:48,193 --> 00:45:51,720 I want you to be respectful to your mother. She's having a hard time. 597 00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:54,197 - Did she say something? - I'm just saying. 598 00:45:56,535 --> 00:45:59,197 All right. Go to bed. It's a school night. 599 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:57,019 The audiences have been given an abundance of programming... 600 00:46:57,195 --> 00:47:00,358 and they vote every hour, every minute, every five minutes... 601 00:47:00,432 --> 00:47:01,990 with their remotes. 602 00:47:03,235 --> 00:47:06,033 Thanks, by the way, for drinking wine in front of me. 603 00:47:08,607 --> 00:47:10,575 - Hello? - Call it off. 604 00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:12,840 - The old guy. - Yeah? 605 00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:18,341 - Something don't make sense here. - You think it's a setup? 606 00:47:18,884 --> 00:47:20,511 Not necessarily, but... 607 00:47:20,986 --> 00:47:24,046 our friend is very anxious to pass the ball, the prick. 608 00:47:24,323 --> 00:47:26,917 But nobody can know this was ever considered. 609 00:47:27,593 --> 00:47:29,720 I'll offer my guys half of what they'd have got. 610 00:47:29,795 --> 00:47:32,696 - That should do it. - I just want you to make sure. 611 00:47:33,098 --> 00:47:34,463 l told you that. 612 00:47:34,533 --> 00:47:37,468 So it behooves us to protect what we've earned. 613 00:48:06,598 --> 00:48:07,929 It's all there. 614 00:48:08,734 --> 00:48:11,897 If you get the taste to chip a little "H" again... 615 00:48:14,706 --> 00:48:17,766 - don't forget to call us. - Like we said, you'll keep this quiet. 616 00:48:17,843 --> 00:48:20,778 - I got the mouth on a statue, nigga. - Word. 617 00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:22,677 See you around. 618 00:48:35,727 --> 00:48:37,991 He ain't quit. He's just freshening up. 619 00:48:38,063 --> 00:48:40,224 Don't say jack shit to Kaesha about this... 620 00:48:40,298 --> 00:48:43,131 or she be haunting my ass for that child support... 621 00:49:49,568 --> 00:49:50,557 What? 622 00:49:51,436 --> 00:49:55,463 I was wondering when you would move those theater seats down to the garage. 623 00:49:59,277 --> 00:50:00,369 Seriously? 624 00:50:00,846 --> 00:50:03,474 That's what you came out here to talk to me about? 625 00:50:03,548 --> 00:50:05,948 They are on the lawn. They'll ruin the grass. 626 00:50:06,017 --> 00:50:08,144 Bad for the grass! 627 00:50:09,888 --> 00:50:14,325 I can't put the sprinklers on over there without the seats getting wet. 628 00:50:15,594 --> 00:50:18,062 They're your seats. I don't want to wreck them. 629 00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:19,654 I'll get right on it. 630 00:50:24,669 --> 00:50:27,729 Why do you have to make even this little thing so difficult? 631 00:50:27,806 --> 00:50:30,366 What possible reason could you have for coming here... 632 00:50:30,442 --> 00:50:33,206 to talk to me about theater seats except to bust my balls? 633 00:50:33,278 --> 00:50:35,439 I wanted to water while I was out. 634 00:50:36,348 --> 00:50:37,975 Yeah, right. 635 00:50:41,553 --> 00:50:42,542 Fuck you. 636 00:50:43,855 --> 00:50:45,755 It's going to cost you $3. 637 00:50:51,696 --> 00:50:54,096 You know what, Tony? What's done is done. 638 00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:57,557 We are where we are, and it's for the best. 639 00:50:57,936 --> 00:51:01,497 But just for the record, or it might even interest you to know... 640 00:51:01,606 --> 00:51:05,940 that I might actually have gone on with your cheating and your bullshit... 641 00:51:07,212 --> 00:51:10,909 if your attitude around here had been even the least bit loving... 642 00:51:10,982 --> 00:51:12,677 cooperative, interested. 643 00:51:18,757 --> 00:51:20,486 Whose idea was Whitecaps? 644 00:51:20,926 --> 00:51:25,260 It is just a bigger version of an emerald ring, so you can keep on with your other life. 645 00:51:25,330 --> 00:51:26,763 You don't know me at all. 646 00:51:26,832 --> 00:51:29,960 I know you better than anybody, Tony. Even your friends. 647 00:51:30,569 --> 00:51:33,197 - Which is probably why you hate me. - Hate you? 648 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:38,265 Don't worry, I'm going to hell when I die. 649 00:51:39,811 --> 00:51:42,644 Nice thing to say to a person heading into an MRI. 650 00:52:01,366 --> 00:52:02,731 You know, Tony... 651 00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:06,733 I have always been sorry I said that. 652 00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:10,105 You were my guy. 653 00:52:11,776 --> 00:52:15,678 You could be so sweet. Nobody could make me laugh like you. 654 00:52:20,619 --> 00:52:23,588 Who the fuck did you think I was when you married me? 655 00:52:23,855 --> 00:52:28,019 You knew my father. You grew up around Dickie Moltisanti and your uncle Eddie. 656 00:52:28,093 --> 00:52:30,391 Where do you get off acting surprised and miffed... 657 00:52:30,462 --> 00:52:32,555 when there are women on the side? 658 00:52:32,664 --> 00:52:34,427 - You knew the deal. - Deal? 659 00:52:34,699 --> 00:52:35,996 Your mom talks all she wants... 660 00:52:36,067 --> 00:52:38,399 about what's-his-name and his chain of drugstores. 661 00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:41,633 Both of us know the other boyfriend you were debating marrying... 662 00:52:41,706 --> 00:52:44,971 was Jerry Tufi, with his father's snowplow business. 663 00:52:45,176 --> 00:52:48,407 And we now know that that wouldn't have suited you at all. 664 00:52:49,414 --> 00:52:51,507 You really don't hear me, do you? 665 00:52:52,417 --> 00:52:56,911 - You think, for me, it's all about things. - No, I forced all this shit on you. 666 00:52:57,622 --> 00:53:01,786 What you really crave is a little Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain. 667 00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:04,553 You are so fucking hateful. 668 00:53:09,567 --> 00:53:11,535 Can I tell you something, Tony? 669 00:53:11,603 --> 00:53:13,730 Don't pretend like I got a choice. 670 00:53:14,039 --> 00:53:15,404 The last year... 671 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,800 I have been dreaming, and fantasizing, and in love with Furio. 672 00:53:26,685 --> 00:53:28,949 Every morning, when he'd come to pick you up... 673 00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:32,251 I would look forward to it all night long, in bed... 674 00:53:32,524 --> 00:53:33,684 next to you. 675 00:53:34,326 --> 00:53:36,817 Those nights when you were actually in the bed. 676 00:53:36,895 --> 00:53:38,954 And he would ring the doorbell... 677 00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:42,557 I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. 678 00:53:43,435 --> 00:53:45,995 He would smile, and we'd talk. 679 00:53:46,972 --> 00:53:49,099 And then you would come down the stairs. 680 00:53:49,174 --> 00:53:52,701 And I felt probably like someone who is terminally ill... 681 00:53:52,777 --> 00:53:55,610 and, somehow, they manage to forget it for a minute. 682 00:53:56,314 --> 00:53:58,111 And then it all comes back. 683 00:54:05,323 --> 00:54:09,453 - He'd talk to you! Poor you! - He made me feel like I mattered! 684 00:54:09,527 --> 00:54:12,928 You asked me the other day what Irina's cousin has that you don't have. 685 00:54:12,998 --> 00:54:15,865 And I thought about it, because it is a pretty good question. 686 00:54:15,934 --> 00:54:19,097 She is sexy, even with the one pin gone, but that's not it. 687 00:54:19,170 --> 00:54:22,071 I could converse with her, because she had something to say! 688 00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:25,234 I am here! I have things to say! 689 00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:28,746 Besides "Bring the chairs down," and "Did you sign the living trust?" 690 00:54:28,813 --> 00:54:31,304 She is a grown woman who has been kicked around... 691 00:54:31,383 --> 00:54:34,546 and she's been on her own, and has had to fight and struggle. 692 00:54:34,619 --> 00:54:36,211 Unlike me, is that it? 693 00:54:36,788 --> 00:54:38,881 Who the fuck wanted it like this? 694 00:54:39,124 --> 00:54:42,150 Who the fuck pissed and moaned at just the idea... 695 00:54:42,227 --> 00:54:44,195 of me with a real estate license? 696 00:54:44,295 --> 00:54:48,095 Free to sit back for 20 fucking years and fiddle with the air conditioning... 697 00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:53,160 and fucking bitch and complain to me! 698 00:54:53,304 --> 00:54:55,534 To your priest! Fuck it! 699 00:55:04,182 --> 00:55:07,151 Who knew, all this time, you wanted Tracy and Hepburn? 700 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:15,217 What about the thousand other pigs you had your dick in over the years? 701 00:55:15,427 --> 00:55:18,089 The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. 702 00:55:18,396 --> 00:55:20,956 Were you best friends with all of them, too? 703 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,328 You fucking hypocrite. 704 00:55:46,825 --> 00:55:49,555 The judge is calling you all into the courtroom. 705 00:55:53,264 --> 00:55:54,492 Okay, thanks. 706 00:56:25,530 --> 00:56:27,521 The number you are caling was blocked... 707 00:56:27,599 --> 00:56:30,966 and cannot be caled back using your last-cal- return service. 708 00:56:42,113 --> 00:56:44,479 "We are still hopelessly deadlocked. 709 00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:49,417 "One juror refuses to deliberate, and can't be reasoned with. 710 00:56:49,621 --> 00:56:50,849 "What should we do now?" 711 00:56:50,922 --> 00:56:53,823 Your Honor, again, I must move for a mistrial. 712 00:56:54,092 --> 00:56:58,426 Your Honor, the government asks that you give them another Allen charge... 713 00:56:58,763 --> 00:57:01,163 to go back and try again. 714 00:57:01,466 --> 00:57:04,367 As much as I'd like to, this jury's been at it a long time. 715 00:57:04,435 --> 00:57:08,098 I don't see where one or two more days is going to change anything. 716 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,039 Bring in the jury. 717 00:57:26,991 --> 00:57:31,155 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked... 718 00:57:31,629 --> 00:57:34,826 and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial. 719 00:57:35,633 --> 00:57:37,999 I know that you did the best you could. 720 00:57:39,971 --> 00:57:42,269 You have performed a valuable service. 721 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,107 You may be excused. 722 00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:03,518 Stay in touch. Call me when your grandson is born. 723 00:58:04,696 --> 00:58:07,290 I wouldn't want to think of you on that day. 724 00:58:13,371 --> 00:58:14,360 Dad. 725 00:58:15,273 --> 00:58:16,604 Battle of Tarawa. 726 00:58:17,008 --> 00:58:18,737 Marines had no air cover. 727 00:58:19,577 --> 00:58:21,044 It was a slaughter. 728 00:58:25,717 --> 00:58:27,776 War? I don't know. 729 00:58:28,186 --> 00:58:29,881 There's Coke in there. 730 00:58:31,923 --> 00:58:33,390 Can I move in here? 731 00:58:35,193 --> 00:58:38,219 - What's wrong with your room? - I can't take it anymore. 732 00:58:38,696 --> 00:58:42,188 Mom's just on my case all the time. My dinner got cold. 733 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,530 So, I was on the phone with Devin. We had to do an algebra problem. 734 00:58:53,244 --> 00:58:56,145 Look, I told you she's having a hard time right now. 735 00:58:56,848 --> 00:59:00,443 - She goes to a lot of trouble to cook meals. - I didn't ask her to. 736 00:59:00,652 --> 00:59:03,712 And it's not fair. Why do I have to get stuck with her? 737 00:59:04,022 --> 00:59:06,388 Don't talk about your mother like that. 738 00:59:06,991 --> 00:59:09,289 You don't have to put up with her shit anymore. 739 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,760 I heard you tell her off out by the pool. 740 00:59:13,831 --> 00:59:15,628 You're not staying in here. 741 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:17,861 - Get that out of your head right now. - Why not? 742 00:59:17,935 --> 00:59:21,701 It would hurt her feelings that you don't want to be in her part of the house. 743 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:26,070 Your old amp's hooked back up. 744 00:59:34,485 --> 00:59:37,045 Be careful with that speaker. You banged the other one. 745 00:59:37,121 --> 00:59:39,351 What are you gonna do without your front speakers? 746 00:59:39,424 --> 00:59:42,222 - I'll take them. - They're just borrowing them. 747 00:59:42,293 --> 00:59:44,090 I'll come back for the amp. 748 00:59:44,862 --> 00:59:48,389 You can come here and watch TV with me, but you can't stay here. 749 00:59:49,634 --> 00:59:50,623 Fuck. 750 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,843 Go buy her one of those CDs she likes, and some flowers. 751 01:00:00,912 --> 01:00:04,313 Tell her you're sorry, that you'll try to be more considerate. 752 01:00:23,534 --> 01:00:26,002 We should call everybody, have a big party. 753 01:00:30,108 --> 01:00:33,874 Call Volpe's and have them send over a couple of pies, but that's it. 754 01:00:33,978 --> 01:00:36,606 There's a hearty Burgundy still in the fridge. 755 01:00:42,620 --> 01:00:44,645 I don't suppose Tony would come... 756 01:00:46,357 --> 01:00:49,019 with what's going on up at that abattoir. 757 01:00:51,729 --> 01:00:53,629 I don't think so, Uncle Jun'. 758 01:01:00,238 --> 01:01:03,867 I want to get one large cheese and tomato, and then one with alici. 759 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,637 Yeah, it's me. 760 01:01:10,314 --> 01:01:13,374 l got you to hold my hand 761 01:01:17,488 --> 01:01:18,580 Babe 762 01:01:19,657 --> 01:01:21,386 l got you, babe 763 01:01:23,294 --> 01:01:24,556 l got you, babe 764 01:01:26,998 --> 01:01:30,934 Go down by the cellar door. See if Murf left the envelope under the flagstone. 765 01:01:31,002 --> 01:01:34,062 He wouldn't have been around today. I'll go look later. 766 01:01:34,138 --> 01:01:36,299 Do it now. Is that asking so much? 767 01:01:37,508 --> 01:01:39,635 I just went through the trial of my life. 768 01:02:22,954 --> 01:02:24,854 To wonderful friends... 769 01:02:24,922 --> 01:02:26,913 to Alan's shark fin soup... 770 01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:28,922 and to a wonderful day. 771 01:02:29,126 --> 01:02:31,253 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 772 01:02:34,899 --> 01:02:38,596 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents... 773 01:02:38,669 --> 01:02:40,296 the star of our show... 774 01:02:40,371 --> 01:02:43,340 direct from the bar, Dean Martin! 775 01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:44,838 What the hell? 776 01:02:54,652 --> 01:02:55,949 It's that boat. 777 01:03:09,934 --> 01:03:11,458 "Stugots"? 778 01:03:12,069 --> 01:03:13,730 Fucking goombah trash. 779 01:03:13,804 --> 01:03:16,967 This whole shoreline's turning into the Gulf of Sorrento. 780 01:03:17,575 --> 01:03:19,941 Buddy! Turn it down! 781 01:04:10,828 --> 01:04:12,455 Been waiting long? 782 01:04:13,898 --> 01:04:16,765 Sorry, I was interviewing divorce lawyers. 783 01:04:16,834 --> 01:04:20,065 That's why I always ask myself, "Is it worth it financially?" 784 01:04:20,538 --> 01:04:22,699 You and Ginny are the old married couple. 785 01:04:23,307 --> 01:04:26,606 Marriage can be very hard work if both aren't pulling that load. 786 01:04:29,647 --> 01:04:32,047 I was wondering, why the delay? 787 01:04:33,451 --> 01:04:35,043 I was gonna call you. 788 01:04:35,786 --> 01:04:37,515 You're not gonna be happy. 789 01:04:39,690 --> 01:04:40,918 I'm out. 790 01:04:42,893 --> 01:04:45,054 Whacking a boss is bad for business. 791 01:04:45,563 --> 01:04:47,997 - And now that he's settled... - We can weather it. 792 01:04:48,065 --> 01:04:50,590 It's not just the internal upheaval. 793 01:04:52,003 --> 01:04:55,461 Mr. And Mrs. John Q. America, by and large, they sit still for our shit. 794 01:04:55,539 --> 01:04:58,372 So, people get ripped off, they figure it's not them. 795 01:04:58,442 --> 01:05:01,138 But if it's the fucking O.K. Corral out there... 796 01:05:01,312 --> 01:05:02,939 the Feds take heat. 797 01:05:05,149 --> 01:05:08,243 - This is very disappointing. - I know. 798 01:05:09,186 --> 01:05:12,280 But he's an old man. You're gonna get your chance soon enough. 799 01:05:12,356 --> 01:05:15,450 Don't go into coaching, Tony. It's not your long suit. 800 01:05:16,027 --> 01:05:18,928 - What I was gonna say... - Tomorrow, I go in to work. 801 01:05:19,997 --> 01:05:22,966 "Creeps on this petty pace. " 802 01:05:23,067 --> 01:05:25,160 And I take orders from him again? 803 01:05:25,503 --> 01:05:29,564 Or that disgusting, fucking, cocksucker idiot son of his? 804 01:05:33,611 --> 01:05:36,239 - I shouldn't be hearing that. - Really? 805 01:05:41,218 --> 01:05:43,209 What I was gonna say was... 806 01:05:44,221 --> 01:05:45,882 it's a major step... 807 01:05:46,824 --> 01:05:49,918 but if you wanna do it, without me as a partner... 808 01:05:50,528 --> 01:05:52,519 you do what you gotta do. 809 01:05:53,064 --> 01:05:56,090 I will never, ever reveal any conversation we ever had. 810 01:05:56,167 --> 01:06:00,501 The thing is, we had those conversations. Your mouth was moving along with mine. 811 01:06:00,571 --> 01:06:04,735 We just go back about our business at the Esplanade, like it never happened? 812 01:06:06,343 --> 01:06:09,107 - That would be the healthy choice. - Healthy for who? 813 01:06:09,180 --> 01:06:13,082 Why the fuck would I ever trust somebody who'd leave me holding my cock like this? 814 01:06:13,150 --> 01:06:16,415 - I shouldn't have heard that either. - There you go. 815 01:06:17,388 --> 01:06:19,185 There's the fucking problem. 816 01:06:28,566 --> 01:06:31,057 I still consider you a dear friend. 817 01:07:11,675 --> 01:07:15,668 They're actualy moored about two and a half centimeters away from the fire. 818 01:07:15,746 --> 01:07:19,443 So, they are finaly making a little bit of an impact with their buckets. 819 01:07:23,854 --> 01:07:26,049 I didn't know you were in the house. 820 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,052 - Just stopped by to pick up a few things. - Fine. 821 01:07:37,001 --> 01:07:40,027 The geeks are realy making some progress now! 822 01:07:43,207 --> 01:07:45,107 Turn that off and come here. 823 01:07:45,309 --> 01:07:46,742 Got something to say to your mom. 824 01:07:46,811 --> 01:07:48,802 I might as well tell you at the same time. 825 01:07:48,879 --> 01:07:51,871 - It's almost over. - Now. 826 01:08:04,161 --> 01:08:07,062 I've been thinking about things, me living out there. 827 01:08:09,066 --> 01:08:11,591 I've decided it's probably not a good idea. 828 01:08:24,515 --> 01:08:26,107 What's going on? 829 01:08:31,088 --> 01:08:32,783 I was just telling everybody... 830 01:08:32,857 --> 01:08:35,587 it's probably better if I don't live here anymore. 831 01:08:39,496 --> 01:08:42,863 Because I wanted to stay in there with you? I won't ask. 832 01:08:43,033 --> 01:08:46,093 - I just got pissed off. - He asked to live with you? 833 01:08:51,675 --> 01:08:54,109 No, A.J. Come here. 834 01:08:57,147 --> 01:08:58,478 That's not why. 835 01:09:02,887 --> 01:09:05,583 - Where are you gonna go? - Don't worry about it. 836 01:09:11,729 --> 01:09:13,822 You should go back to counseling. 837 01:09:15,733 --> 01:09:17,200 It's better this way. 838 01:09:21,839 --> 01:09:23,534 He's making the right decision. 839 01:09:23,607 --> 01:09:27,236 He'll get a place, you will go and visit. It'll be better, you'll see. 840 01:09:27,311 --> 01:09:30,542 You guys could still get back together maybe. Right? 841 01:09:31,248 --> 01:09:32,977 Yeah, sure. 842 01:09:34,685 --> 01:09:36,346 We're still close. 843 01:09:55,673 --> 01:09:57,903 God, is there nothing to eat in this house? 844 01:10:32,876 --> 01:10:34,241 Be careful. 845 01:10:36,246 --> 01:10:37,770 I'll be at the Plaza. 846 01:11:45,182 --> 01:11:49,516 Wel, l don't drink anymore. l freeze it now and l eat it like a Popsicle. 847 01:11:51,922 --> 01:11:55,358 A drink never hurt nobody. You remember the great words of Joe E. Lewis. 848 01:11:55,426 --> 01:11:58,987 He says, "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on. " 849 01:11:59,063 --> 01:12:01,691 Fucking gangster asshole! 850 01:12:06,370 --> 01:12:07,632 I'll call the police. 851 01:12:07,704 --> 01:12:11,401 He'll just turn it down again when the police boat comes. 852 01:12:16,847 --> 01:12:18,280 The coast guard. 853 01:12:18,348 --> 01:12:22,114 He can keep paying those $200 fines forever, Alan! 854 01:12:22,820 --> 01:12:24,720 You've gotta let it go, Alan! 855 01:12:25,289 --> 01:12:27,780 Give him his money! God!