1 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,061 We know what we're gonna do. 2 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,605 Till the government indicts, anyway. 3 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:51,026 Jimmy! This answers your concerns? 4 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,654 I think a lot of good ground was covered. 5 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:58,033 Okay, I guess that's it. 6 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,969 - You gotta get the tickets. - I got them already. 7 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,721 Fuck! The Rangers are gonna lose anyway. 8 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,558 You're right, it's him. 9 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:27,771 He asks for a meeting to discuss shit we covered. He's wearing a wire. 10 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,732 You got my okay. 11 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,986 Send a message to everybody else. 12 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,320 All right. 13 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,615 See you later. 14 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,963 Who told me you hated the fucking Russians? 15 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:57,759 The pricks Junior brought to pound my ass were Russian. I was bitter. 16 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,096 Tony's goomar is Russian, you couldn't ask for a nicer person. 17 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,892 - These two are friends of hers. - I got enough cologne on? 18 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,936 Smells like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died. 19 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:11,356 Easy for you to say. I don't get young ones. 20 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,775 You'll be glad I got you out of bed. 21 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:18,113 Russian boo-boos, you go for some foreplay, they'll detail your car. 22 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:23,911 - How's the hygiene over there? - I don't know. This is here. 23 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,580 You didn't let me put anything decent on. 24 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:27,956 Here we are. 25 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,922 Baby, how are you? 26 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,966 - Is Tatiana here? - I'll go get her. 27 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:44,264 - You are Jimmy? - Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy. 28 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,980 My man! 29 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,819 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league. 30 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,326 Have a seat. 31 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,297 Punk-ass pieces of shit! You forget I'm a captain? 32 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,676 Why don't you call for help on your radio mic, you rat! 33 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,761 - Mother of God! - What's wrong? 34 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,596 Not wearing one tonight? 35 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,765 No time to put on anything decent. 36 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,225 God! 37 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,356 Get the piano dolly. 38 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,283 Come on, stop, I want to watch. 39 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,662 Kiss me! 40 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,914 Oh, Georgia O'Keefe. 41 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,876 Was that your back gate? 42 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,089 It's probably nothing, come here. 43 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,550 People always say that in these movies. 44 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:06,722 Last thing I need is your dad comes home, sees my Dominican ass. 45 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,642 - Settimia! - Jesus fuck! 46 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,732 I just saw my grandmother. How'd she get here from her nursing home? 47 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,740 Settimia! 48 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,203 Cakey! 49 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,998 Tell my sister to open the door! 50 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,459 Grandma, it's me! Anthony, Jr. 51 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:39,588 You've got whooping cough! Get yourself under the vaporizer! 52 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,423 Holy shit. 53 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,385 What do you want? 54 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,637 Go away! 55 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,557 I will never speak... 56 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,353 ...another word to you again, Settimia. 57 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,689 Aunt Settimia's dead. It's me, Meadow. 58 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,775 Facia bruta! 59 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,445 Grandma, it's Meadow, remember? Come sit down. 60 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,199 Yes. Meadow. 61 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,620 Oh, I can't stay in this house, honey bunch. 62 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:13,789 Not while that facia bruta's in here. 63 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,126 Come on, let's go see who it is. 64 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,174 Evening. How are we? 65 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,260 Make my sister get out of the house. 66 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:31,556 It's 1 a.m. Why were you walking on Mountain Avenue at this hour? 67 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,266 Shut up. 68 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,478 We got a complaint from your neighbors. 69 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:37,979 She's my grandmother. 70 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,272 Hi, Grandma. 71 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,235 - Hi! - Ah, shit! 72 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:47,864 - You know this young man? - Of course, he's... 73 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,495 He's my grandson. 74 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,664 And is this your house, dear? 75 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,923 Where was she trying to get to? 76 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,134 Schrafts. 77 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,388 She's being retested. 78 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,806 For Alzheimer's. 79 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,350 It's been a long odyssey with your mother. 80 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,812 Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by. 81 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,024 Listen to me. 82 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,693 It's okay. 83 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,447 Let it out. 84 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:31,032 They're transferring her to the nursing unit. 85 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:35,871 Which is the thing that she dreaded and feared. 86 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,708 Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up... 87 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,212 ...right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? 88 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,590 You think it was a carjacking? 89 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,383 Of course not. 90 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:53,597 But I got an idea who was behind it, and... 91 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,308 Enough said. 92 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,602 You don't want to go there. 93 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,188 - Maybe you don't want to go there. - What? 94 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:02,939 Well, let's track it. 95 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,943 Around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations... 96 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,738 ...of that Isabella figure. 97 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,158 The protective, loving mother. 98 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,620 Your subconscious was shouting something at you. 99 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,081 The day before the shooting... 100 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,961 ...you said that she kept going on about news stories... 101 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:28,006 ...of mothers throwing their babies out of windows. 102 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,884 Why don't we put our cards on the table! 103 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,680 You think my mother tried to have me whacked for putting her in a home? 104 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:39,851 In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis! 105 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:43,104 - Castration. - My mother never went after my basket. 106 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,482 No, not literally. 107 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:50,278 Look, ordinarily a patient is helped to make his own breakthroughs. 108 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:55,534 But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table. 109 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,954 I say what your mother has, at the very least... 110 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,790 ...is "borderline personality disorder." 111 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,959 Borderline personality disorder? 112 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,337 Let me read to you from the DSM form, okay? 113 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,257 Definitions of the condition. 114 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,636 "A pattern of unstable relationships. 115 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,347 Affective instability." 116 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,561 It means intense anxiety, a joylessness. 117 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:26,273 Their internal phobias are the only things that exist. 118 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,234 The real world, real people are peripheral. 119 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:32,654 These people have no love or compassion. 120 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:37,158 Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior... 121 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,245 ...creating bitterness and conflict... 122 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:43,039 ...between others in their circle. 123 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:45,792 You twisted fucking bitch! 124 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,588 That's my mother, not some fuck in Attica, stab you in the shower! 125 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,880 Relax. 126 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,675 We're through, you and I. We're finished. 127 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,845 You're lucky I don't break your face in 50,000 pieces! 128 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,263 Okay. 129 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:19,117 Jackie's work killed him. All that agita brought on the disease. 130 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,704 His reign was peaceful. This shooting with Tony... 131 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,206 Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer. 132 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,709 Who knows how his life would've ended? 133 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:32,505 Look at Angie Bompensiero. A fucking shell since Pussy disappeared. 134 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:38,136 Ladies! Compliments of the house. Buccating 'matriciana. 135 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,889 You want a pair of hippos to walk out of here? 136 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,807 That's imported pancetta! 137 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:46,895 Will you hate me if I say I like it here better than the old Vesuvio? 138 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,732 A few bugs to be ironed out. 139 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,276 The one in your salad was a freak occurrence. 140 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,780 My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area. 141 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,282 Insurance really came through! 142 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,825 Yes, it did. 143 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,912 Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom? 144 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,830 It looks like Alzheimer's. 145 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,916 - Oh, boy! - Yeah. 146 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,419 I've known Mrs. S since... 147 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:16,424 She's always been an individualist, should we say? 148 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,469 But she's a real pistol, what a character! 149 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:24,641 - Poor Tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself. 150 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,018 He's got a lot on his plate. 151 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,146 The attempted carjacking... 152 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,607 Hey, well... 153 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,402 I'll let you eat. 154 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,071 - Enjoy! - Thanks, Artie. 155 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,661 Oh, my God, look who's here! 156 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:49,958 What? You hiding back here? Your best friend's on table 12. 157 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,669 When are you gonna bury the hatchet? 158 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,422 Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister. 159 00:11:55,631 --> 00:12:00,176 We just don't want this place to become another mob hangout. 160 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:05,140 A certain amount of that kind of patronage creates buzz. 161 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,602 Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves. 162 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,443 Shit! 163 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,821 First time here? 164 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,781 Gift from the Dellacrocces. 165 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,491 Artie's opening promotion. 166 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,661 - You will not believe the food! - That's what I hear. 167 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,372 They'd have to be doing something special... 168 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,041 ...to trump you two ladies at the spice rack. 169 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,587 I was over at Carmela's the other night, Ro. 170 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,799 We had some zabaglion' that, of course, we did make it together... 171 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,177 ...but everybody was raving about it! 172 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,679 Please, you made it, basically. 173 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,308 I wish Tony had taken me up on my offer to talk to him... 174 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,894 ...about the carjacking that day. 175 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,604 That makes two of us. 176 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,481 Yeah. 177 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,442 Well, I'd better get seated and order. 178 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,195 Why don't you stay here, take a load off! 179 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,614 How's the watch, Father Phil? 180 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,115 Oh, it's fantastic. 181 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:08,703 I can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown. 182 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,498 - I haven't done it yet. - Is that Jackie's watch? 183 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,625 Yeah, it is. 184 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,882 Thanks again, Ro. 185 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,575 Mr. Soprano was kind enough to come with us. 186 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,161 You threatened to wait till my kids got home. 187 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:54,749 Agent Harris explained that there's something we'd like you to hear. 188 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,044 The Springsteen box set. I already got it! 189 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,130 - You know Agent Grasso. - Yeah, how you doing? 190 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,715 Have a seat. 191 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,891 As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life. 192 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,351 You have enemies. 193 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:18,606 It's a safe assumption that you may have run out your string in Jersey. 194 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,986 The lovely Agent Harris and I have had this conversation. I'll pass. 195 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,988 You haven't heard the tape. 196 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,824 Play it. I don't give a fuck what's on it! 197 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:33,454 I understand you and Agent Grasso had a colloquy about our shared heritage. 198 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,039 Colla-who? 199 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,958 You and I are not compare. 200 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,545 You on the one hand, me and Agent Grasso on the other. 201 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:44,799 Even though our ancestors all hail from the same sunny peninsula. 202 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,343 What the fuck is your problem? 203 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,431 But we do share some cultural ideas: 204 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,143 Religious, culinary... 205 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,978 ...matriarchal. 206 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,689 Maybe we can motivate you to testify. 207 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,318 Get the kumquats out of your mouth and get to the point. 208 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,995 Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 209 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,665 You're looking to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 210 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,918 I don't know what you're talking about. 211 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,880 Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets. 212 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:29,344 A psychiatrist. He's been seeing one for a while now. 213 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,723 God only knows what he says. 214 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,642 You wired Green Grove. 215 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,939 It was my idea. Everyone else thought it was a waste of money. 216 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,903 My cousin Cakey, after his lobotomy, looked exactly like my son. 217 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,741 Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died than go on living like that. 218 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,827 That's what his own mother always used to say. 219 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,675 What are you talking about, meetings? Who, Livia? 220 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:13,179 All of them! Raymond. Larry. 221 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,474 Three of my capos have their mothers here? 222 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,895 If this is true, Livia, I mean, I'm the boss, for Christ's sake! 223 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,816 If I don't act, blood or no... 224 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,567 I have to! 225 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,718 Mrs. S! 226 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,804 How are you? 227 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,141 You remember me? 228 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,521 - Arthur Bucco? - That's right! 229 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,398 Victoria's boy! 230 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,899 That's right. 231 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:12,071 Yeah, you and my Johnny used to play Little League together. 232 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,616 No! Johnny was your husband. 233 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,163 But you're right about the Little League, that was me and Tony! 234 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:25,585 My son. That's right. Yeah. 235 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,921 Oh, gee, what's the matter with me? 236 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,301 How are you? 237 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,512 Well, how are you, Arthur? 238 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,222 Never been better. 239 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,685 It's a nice room. 240 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,188 Lots of sun! 241 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,233 Sit down. 242 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,029 How's your mother? You call her every day? 243 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,739 Mom passed away. 244 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,324 Really? 245 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,243 When? 246 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,872 About six months ago. 247 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,375 Please, give her my regards. 248 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:10,171 Is she still on that crazy diet? 249 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,679 I brought you something. 250 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,975 From my restaurant. I don't know if you remember Vesuvio? 251 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,103 Oh, of course I do! 252 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,897 Way back when your dad had it! 253 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,649 Good for you! 254 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,110 Yeah, I got a new restaurant. 255 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,114 Here you go. 256 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,370 - Gavadel! - With a nice duck rag... 257 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,872 Homemade. It's northern. 258 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,960 Oh, northern. 259 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,717 Mrs. S, what's the matter? 260 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,889 Something I said? 261 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,979 You're a good boy, Arthur. Coming to visit me. 262 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:13,109 We go back a ways. You made a mean PB & J. 263 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,071 After what my son did to you. 264 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,366 Oh, how can I look you in the face? 265 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,076 Tony? 266 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,370 What did he do now? 267 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,456 You don't blame him for setting the fire? 268 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,087 Well, you're a bigger man than some. 269 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,883 Well, we should all be grateful... 270 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,595 ...that nobody was incinerated to death. 271 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,397 Altieri's wake is tonight. 272 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,232 I phoned in a bomb scare. 273 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,359 See, now that's over the top. 274 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,495 Junior and Mikey took out the hit. Start things moving. 275 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,206 Not like we didn't know. 276 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,959 - How did you find out for sure? - No room for interpretation. 277 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,461 Minchia. 278 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,922 - I'm sorry. - Your own uncle. 279 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,757 Well, let's do it right. 280 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,969 Act normal, plan things out. Make no mistakes. 281 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,723 If I'm your uncle, I gotta finish what I started. 282 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,600 He could strike first. 283 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:31,312 And he won't use Boyz II Men this time, he'll go with who he knows. 284 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,441 Chucky Signore. No, Mikey's now too high up. 285 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,028 Chucky's gotta disappear without setting off alarms. 286 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,989 I just passed my Coast Guard test. 287 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,203 T, anything else? 288 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,872 My ear hurts. 289 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,844 Here, one of mine. 290 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,680 It'll help you sleep. 291 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,853 What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead? 292 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,818 The problem is not with you. 293 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:23,197 That woman is a peculiar duck. She always has been. 294 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,032 That's not the point. 295 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,660 And she's gotten worse with age. 296 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,870 You think my mother didn't warn me? 297 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,747 Don't start with that again. 298 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,377 Your sisters left so young, you'd think there were contracts on them. 299 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,379 I know. 300 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,214 But you were different. 301 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,842 You tried to make it work. 302 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,596 Two pricks with nine millimeters. 303 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,392 My self-esteem is non-existent right now. 304 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228 I could kill her... 305 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,564 ...with these two hands. 306 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,858 The next time I see her... 307 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,028 You'll play the concerned daughter-in-law, even-keeled. 308 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,323 - For the sake of the business. - Fuck the business. 309 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,575 And let me tell you, dollars to doughnuts... 310 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:12,163 ...this Alzheimer's thing is an act, so she can't be called on her shit. 311 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,462 Uncle Jun and I had our problems with the business... 312 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,214 ...but I never should've razzed him about eating pussy. 313 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,633 This whole war could've been averted. 314 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,304 Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. 315 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:32,558 You had to see a shrink because of the mother you had. 316 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,772 When I look at the guys now, all I feel is humiliation. 317 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,611 I'll take care of my uncle... 318 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:49,200 ...and I'll take care of Mikey P, and I'll get some satisfaction. 319 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,161 But inside... 320 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,039 ...I'll know. 321 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,267 - Relax! - What are you doing here? 322 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,396 Putting the Stugots in the marina next door. 323 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,482 Look at this baby I caught off the point here. 324 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,374 Just wait a minute! 325 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,877 Oh, no! No! 326 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:26,380 - Look, I need to talk to you! - No! 327 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,133 Come on! 328 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,553 I'm dialing 911... 329 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,348 ...because you've given me no choice. 330 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,058 Come on! 331 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,188 If anything happens, they're gonna hear everything! 332 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:46,066 We'll go down to a coffee shop, there's plenty of people around! 333 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,819 Emergency services. May I help you? 334 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,905 Let me talk to you! 335 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:55,201 Do I have your word that I'm in no physical danger? 336 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:58,037 I'm humbled that you would take my word, yes. 337 00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,788 What?! 338 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,582 Yes, you got my word! 339 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:06,962 Emergency services, state the nature of your emergency. Hello? 340 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,103 Oh, God! 341 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:31,779 I take no pleasure in the fact that I was right about your mother. 342 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,783 Have any dreams since you heard the FBI tapes? 343 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,451 No. 344 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,458 Some sex dreams. 345 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,547 - Involving? - My neighbor. 346 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,924 Jean Cusamano. 347 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,176 Go on. 348 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,387 We're doing it doggie style... 349 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,931 You know Jean. 350 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,183 That's okay, go on. 351 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,271 I'm doing her doggie style... 352 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:10,067 ...and I finish, you know, and her big ass is... 353 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,945 We don't got time for this shit! 354 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,823 It's interesting that you would say a big ass... 355 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,658 ...because Jean is quite slender. 356 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,244 We got bigger things to talk about than Jean's ass. 357 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,456 Feelings of worthlessness sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed? 358 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,959 One of the reasons they tried to have me clipped... 359 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,295 ...is because I'm seeing a shrink. 360 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,171 - You. - Oh. 361 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,591 Oh. 362 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:36,385 You know that our conversation is privileged... 363 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,179 ...and I couldn't testify against anybody. 364 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,808 Well, maybe they know that. And maybe they don't. 365 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,311 Either way, they're using it as an excuse. 366 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:49,064 You never mentioned any of your associates by name. 367 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,735 Except for that one fellow, Booty? 368 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,361 Pussy, Pussy! 369 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:58,115 Pussy, Booty, I don't know his last name! 370 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,909 And anything concerning your Uncle Junior... 371 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,203 Shut the fuck up a minute! 372 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,042 - You're in danger. - Get out of here! That's not fair! 373 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,711 Oogots, fair. They don't give a shit about fair. 374 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,175 What am I supposed to do? 375 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,553 Leave town. Today. Right now. 376 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:23,223 I'm gonna get some guys here until you get on a plane! 377 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,559 I can't just do that, lam it! 378 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,603 I have a life, I have patients! 379 00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,313 Tell them August came early. 380 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:33,359 It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal! 381 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,778 They won't feel any better if you get clipped! 382 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,322 Jesus fucking Christ! 383 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,326 Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay? 384 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:46,246 I'm gonna work on this problem and I'll take care of it... 385 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,165 ...and you'll be able to come back. 386 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,250 My God! 387 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,837 People are gonna get murdered. 388 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,257 Don't worry about those distractions, you keep your eye on the ball. 389 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,469 - I know what you're thinking. - You have no idea. 390 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,764 The cops aren't gonna help you because you can't give them anything! 391 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,478 Don't be stupid! Even in the short term. 392 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,980 Get the fuck out of town. 393 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,738 You've been a good doctor to me. Thank you. 394 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,252 Artie, how's your rash? 395 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,008 - What are you doing? - How could you? 396 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,136 How the fuck could you? 397 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,595 You took their money? 398 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,807 Good, then do it. 399 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,809 I don't give a fuck anymore. 400 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,603 That restaurant was like my child. 401 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,939 So they got in your ear. 402 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,152 Three generations of Buccos sweated over that same stove. 403 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,655 Even your mother treasures the memory of Vesuvio. 404 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,577 My mother? 405 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:11,373 Don't say she's lying, Tone. Because why would she? 406 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,833 What'd she tell you? 407 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,585 Don't make it worse. 408 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:20,174 Do me the respect of not treating me like a fucking idiot piece of shit! 409 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:27,264 When you blew up the restaurant, you made me part of a criminal conspiracy! 410 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,266 Did you ever think about that? 411 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,896 I don't know what she told you, my mother, of all people. 412 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,484 Arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health. 413 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,277 Why would I blow up your restaurant? 414 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:44,823 To help me! You fucking bent psycho! 415 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:49,036 You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my business by staging a hit... 416 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,330 ...and that's your solution? 417 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,666 To burn it down for the insurance money! 418 00:29:56,961 --> 00:30:00,172 What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic? 419 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,926 All right. Ask yourself a question. 420 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,053 Am I that fucking stupid? 421 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,350 Am I that fucking stupid, really? 422 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,189 My mother... 423 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:22,194 ...God bless her, is going senile, Artie. 424 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,196 You saw her. 425 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,074 I love my new place so much. 426 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,036 And this ruins everything! 427 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:39,002 I swear to God, I didn't touch your place, Artie. 428 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,922 My mother was confused. 429 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,843 Look me in the eye. 430 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:50,639 Tell me you didn't lay a finger on my place! 431 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,435 I didn't burn down your restaurant. 432 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,605 I swear on my mother. 433 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,576 Take it easy! 434 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,037 What the fuck are you doing? 435 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,551 Come on, look out! 436 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,311 It's good we can get together for our Sunday dinner. 437 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,688 Or somebody's nose could get out of joint. 438 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:43,817 Joint! 439 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,031 You gotta admit it, Ma. 440 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,284 It's nice that they let you out for family occasions. 441 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,411 I don't have to admit anything. 442 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,872 - I gotta leave in 10 minutes. - Meadow! 443 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,999 I have to study with Hunter. 444 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,500 Is this pork cooked? 445 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,002 The kids are growing up. 446 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,923 Gonna be out of the house soon. Even goo-gootz over there. 447 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,634 You believe she'll be studying, I got a bridge to sell. 448 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:12,179 You know, I read that last week in the paper... 449 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,723 ...about this family in Saint Louis Obispo. 450 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,725 In California. 451 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,354 That whole family died of trichinosis. 452 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,606 That's uncooked pork. 453 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,026 That was last year, that same family. 454 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,279 Listen to him. He knows everything. 455 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:38,205 Uncle Jun, did you hear from your lawyer? 456 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,540 Hey, on and on it goes. 457 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,877 Ma, don't you agree they should not talk business at the table? 458 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,046 What's going on in your world? 459 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,714 Such as? 460 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:49,549 The state of the union. 461 00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,388 So I hear Artie Bucco came to see you. 462 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,765 Who is Artie? 463 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:01,895 Anthony. 464 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,523 Friend of mine from elementary school. 465 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:08,902 He owns a restaurant. They had a little fire in it. 466 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,738 Came to see me? Where? 467 00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:14,700 Where are we talking about? Here? 468 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,298 I've lost faith in everything. 469 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,760 You moved away from God quite some time ago though. 470 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,723 Is it fair to say it's not just this recent crisis? 471 00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,558 Yeah. Back in high school. 472 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,270 Maybe before. 473 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:48,316 I bring the kids here on holidays, but my mind wanders. 474 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:53,780 I just stare at the stained glass. People's hats. 475 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,868 I'm full of rage, Father. 476 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,412 Murderous, whatever... 477 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:02,164 Urges. 478 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,420 I don't just hate this man, I hate all men. 479 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,549 I hate life! 480 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,968 Have you talked with your wife? 481 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,511 I can't. 482 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,971 Why? 483 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,515 Oh, what it would do to her. 484 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,101 She's been through so much. 485 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,729 Charmaine's a strong woman. 486 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:29,733 She's gonna find out in the course of the investigation. 487 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,652 I... 488 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,364 I didn't go to the insurance company. 489 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,824 Why not? 490 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:43,163 Well, legally... What if I'm wrong? I could be hit with a defamation suit. 491 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:47,417 Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you. 492 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,588 The reason you haven't told Charmaine... 493 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:55,592 ...is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately. 494 00:34:56,177 --> 00:35:00,180 And this'll jeopardize your restaurant, everything. 495 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,517 But you must be strong. 496 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:11,358 All due respect, Father, you're getting off the subject. 497 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,031 Sorry I'm fucking late. 498 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,160 Okay. 499 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,412 I need to tell you something. 500 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:29,709 And I want you should hear from me, not from some asshole on the street. 501 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:39,636 About four or five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. 502 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:45,225 You know, I was passing out and they couldn't find nothing. 503 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,770 She's been helping me with that. 504 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,739 Okay, give it to me. Give it to my face, come on! 505 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:09,583 Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. 506 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:16,131 And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree. 507 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:19,759 Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. 508 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,473 Junior knows. 509 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:28,476 He's decided to use it against me. 510 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,279 Ask now, because we're not discussing this again. 511 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,701 It's not the worst thing I ever heard. 512 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:49,080 I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. 513 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,129 I had some issues. Enough said. 514 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:58,423 I learned some coping skills. 515 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,221 Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going... 516 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,183 ...be better if we could admit to each other... 517 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,854 ...these are painful, stressful times. 518 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,359 But it'll never fucking happen. 519 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,739 What about you? You got a problem with this? 520 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,248 What is it? Like, marriage counseling? 521 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,753 Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah. 522 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,228 The Contra commandant was trying to scare us priests. 523 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,106 That's so dangerous down there. 524 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,529 It's the de cecco. 525 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:06,908 The fresh basil really adds to it. 526 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:12,163 - Father, you got a little... - Thanks. 527 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,834 - You want a little bit? - No, please, I have so much at home. 528 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,378 So how are the twins, Rosalie? 529 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:37,188 You should say, "Would you like a cocktail or see the wine list?" 530 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,191 Yeah, sure. I'll do it however you like. 531 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,611 My other job, the waiters do the cocktail solicitation... 532 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,197 ...but if you want, I'll do it as I seat them. 533 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,867 - Good. Great, thanks. - All right. 534 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,623 She catches on fast, that one. Very conscientious. 535 00:38:55,916 --> 00:39:00,503 She's working two jobs to become a music manager, whatever that is. 536 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,050 Everything is going so good. 537 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,638 The new exterminators, I got faith. 538 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:14,309 The owner is Portuguese. They're sticklers. 539 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:18,605 I feel so wonderful, we're up and running again. 540 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,274 Oh, you said you had something to tell me. 541 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,364 I like the bar stools. 542 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,456 Good morning, everybody! 543 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:38,792 You're in a good mood today, Dad. 544 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,970 And if Chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone. 545 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,640 Ho! You hear me? 546 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:57,435 Yeah, okay. I think that I heard you already. 547 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,896 Go take a Midol. 548 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:28,633 Nipps! Nipps! Bad boy! 549 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,770 You prick! 550 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,071 Motherfucker! 551 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,123 Son of a bitch! Oh, come on, please! 552 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,918 Please, come on! Come on! 553 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,088 Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please! 554 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,257 Fucking poison ivy all over! 555 00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:57,096 My friend Brendan, you shot him in his bathtub! No chance to run! 556 00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,725 No! I swear to God, it was Junior. He hated that kid, it was him! 557 00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:03,561 Yeah, right, it was Junior! Mr. Magoo! 558 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,940 Oh, come on, please, please, please! 559 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,234 I can feel it itching me already! 560 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,181 - Corrado Soprano? FBI. - Fuck! 561 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,441 - Are you Laurence Barese? - What the fuck? 562 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,237 Joseph Sasso, you're under arrest. 563 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,239 Junior Soprano... 564 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,992 ...boss of the crime family that bears his name... 565 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:02,245 ...was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. 566 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:06,374 Talk about timing, he's lucky he's alive! 567 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,586 Along with Laurence "Larry Boy" Barese... 568 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:12,922 ...ailing alleged underboss, Joseph "Beppy" Sasso... 569 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,217 ...and 13 other reputed mob figures. 570 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,177 Oh, my God! It's Uncle Junior! 571 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,973 Look at the old guy, making him do the perp walk! 572 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,183 A legitimate businessman! 573 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,978 - Dad, cut the crap. - Go dry your hair! 574 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:30,273 These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation... 575 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,775 ...stretching back nearly four years. 576 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:37,780 They represent the most crippling blow to Mob activities in New Jersey... 577 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,992 ...since the early 1980s. 578 00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:43,870 Uncle Junior got busted! 579 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,705 Cool! 580 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,916 Not seized today, but named in the indictments... 581 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:53,713 ...was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan sharking chief, Michael Palmice. 582 00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:58,718 Authorities believe Palmice may have fled, acting on prior knowledge. 583 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,345 Oh, lucky him! 584 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,807 Palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. 585 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:10,063 He was so happy, he was going out to try out his new running shoes. 586 00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:16,778 And he told me that he loved me, and that he would be right back. 587 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,076 All right, go on, go eat somewhere else. 588 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:28,414 Hello? Counselor, thanks for getting back to me so quick. 589 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:34,212 He says the indictment sounds better for the Feds than it really is. 590 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,255 I wasn't named because the focus... 591 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,592 ...is some calling-card scam that Junior and Larry had... 592 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:44,430 ...and this Diamante technical stock thing that I wasn't into. 593 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,599 Thank God! 594 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,686 That prick, Altieri, gave them reams of shit. 595 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:54,857 They got stuff on all of us, from the surveillance at Green Grove. 596 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,401 They don't have a case. 597 00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:59,112 An ongoing investigation, the DA said. 598 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:02,198 They always say that, to make it sound good. 599 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,576 This is no fucking joke. 600 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:10,540 I gotta worry about the guys that got pinched today, if they flip. 601 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:21,217 So you double-checked all this? All right, good work. 602 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:27,890 Art! Hello, how are things? 603 00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:30,184 Good, Father. Busy. 604 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,644 You? 605 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:34,772 Like the man said, "Rust never sleeps." 606 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:40,486 Father, I want to thank you for taking the time to talk to me the other day. 607 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,322 Did you bring your wife into things? 608 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,616 - No. - No? 609 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,578 Sitting there in God's house, I realized... 610 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,622 ...you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person. 611 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,834 A positive ion, or a negative ion. 612 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:58,629 I'm not quite sure I get what you're saying. 613 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,923 It's just that... 614 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,844 ...this woman's always been an odd bird, a sea of negativity. 615 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:08,264 As a kid, we took her ravings with a grain of salt. 616 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,850 But you also said the son was unstable. 617 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:13,686 I was... 618 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,271 ...angry. 619 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:18,024 Complicated? Yes, he is. 620 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:21,861 A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is. 621 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:27,158 But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him. 622 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:32,789 When the source is a person who rarely has a kind word for anyone. 623 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,417 You seem at peace. 624 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,211 I am, Father. 625 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,838 Thank you again, Father. 626 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:43,382 Sure. Okay, Artie. 627 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,722 Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior." 628 00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:52,892 I prefer "Mr. Soprano." 629 00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:56,395 Your tenure as boss was a short one. 630 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,898 Actually, it was unusual in several ways. 631 00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,234 Let me put this to you simply. 632 00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:06,155 You can avoid these charges if you will testify that, in fact... 633 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:09,742 ...you were not the boss of North Jersey, that in fact... 634 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:13,913 ...your nephew Anthony Soprano was, and is. 635 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:19,460 That he, de facto, controlled your capos with the backing of New York... 636 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,630 ...communicating through their emissary, John Sacrimoni. 637 00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:28,010 We want Johnny Sack. 638 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,972 But more than him we want Mangano and Teresi. 639 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:34,433 I want to fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first. 640 00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:37,186 We want you to confirm information we have... 641 00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:41,607 ...through informants and wiretap that you were allowed to profit... 642 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:45,278 ...but you were not making policy, and were not in the loop. 643 00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:48,906 You were positioned to take the hits and now you have. 644 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:52,785 The question is, how long you gonna keep eating shit? 645 00:47:56,790 --> 00:48:00,293 You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? 646 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,012 My nephew running things? 647 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,807 Not that strunz. 648 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,976 Not in this life. 649 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,151 Hey. 650 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,486 Here, let me schlepp that. 651 00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,823 - You got any more in the car? - Hm-mm. 652 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,826 How did you get in? 653 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,079 Liliana. She left early. 654 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:40,458 So, what they're saying on the TV about the storm, huh? 655 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,169 Yeah. You want some coffee? 656 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,463 Only if you're making it. 657 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,632 Father, don't start that. 658 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:52,637 No, really. I mean it's practically cocktail hour, anyway. 659 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,305 Glass of wine? 660 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,183 How about a Lillet? You in the mood? 661 00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:03,314 Just came to see how you're holding up with these indictments. 662 00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,358 We're hanging in. 663 00:49:07,527 --> 00:49:10,363 What we were talking about a few months back... 664 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,865 Think these recent developments... 665 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:16,369 ...have brought Tony any closer to re-examining his life? 666 00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:18,329 Making some hard choices? 667 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,414 I told her not to use my card! 668 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:25,169 No, that's mine. One True Thing, just out on DVD. 669 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,213 I was over at Video One anyway... 670 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:30,925 ...I thought you'd want to take your mind off these stressors. 671 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,013 You want to stay for dinner? 672 00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:39,016 Something wrong, Carm? 673 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,477 Tell me so I know how many steaks to defrost. 674 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:42,979 Tony's not gonna make it. 675 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:45,648 Well, if... 676 00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:49,235 As I was saying, my real concern for Tony... 677 00:49:49,611 --> 00:49:54,031 Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. You know it and I know it. 678 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:56,283 At least for the foreseeable future. 679 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:59,078 - Even a bigger reason... - He's a sinner. 680 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:04,458 And you come here and eat his steaks, and use his entertainment center. 681 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,671 - Carmela, the DVD is for you. - Really? 682 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,966 Last week I told you I'm not a Renée Zellweger fan! 683 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:14,677 You did? I don't remember that. 684 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:18,639 You want to watch One True Thing, fine. At least admit it. 685 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:24,061 I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa! 686 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:28,232 Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same "who, me?" shit with Tony. 687 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,109 Two, I don't need! 688 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:34,655 "Has Tony thought about changing?" Father, please. 689 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:39,243 You do think I'm a schnorrer, don't you? A parasite. 690 00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:42,621 You denied it, but clearly that's what you think. 691 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,874 No, you know what I think, Father? 692 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:48,836 I think you like the... I don't know what to call it... 693 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:53,340 ...the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace. 694 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,344 I have feelings for you, Carmela, I admitted it. 695 00:50:57,637 --> 00:51:01,849 It's my job to deal with them so I can carry on my pastoral duties. 696 00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:05,061 How does Rosalie Aprille fit into your feelings for me? 697 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,106 Oh, so that's it. 698 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:14,487 I appreciate everything that you've done for me, Father Phil. 699 00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:16,989 The religious counseling... 700 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:20,409 ...the book on Buddhism, the wonderful chats. 701 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:22,453 I am very fond of you. 702 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,289 More than fond. 703 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,210 But I think you need to look at yourself. 704 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,297 Call this an intervention. 705 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:39,512 I think you have this m.o. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women. 706 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:43,307 And I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow... 707 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,435 ...as well as the sexual tension game. 708 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,024 Whoa. 709 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:45,619 Mr. Soprano! Your wife found you, good. 710 00:52:46,037 --> 00:52:47,997 What are you talking about? 711 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:51,792 You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. 712 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,919 Your mom's had a stroke. 713 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,671 Stroke? 714 00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:59,216 The news on TV upset her, not that it's my business. 715 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,801 Anyhow, it just happened. 716 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:04,763 The EMTs are stabilizing her for the ride to St. Vincent's. 717 00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:07,433 Ma... 718 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,394 I know what you did. 719 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:13,439 Your only son. Your middle child. 720 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:16,108 She can't answer, her speech has been affected! 721 00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:18,152 Yeah, my ass. 722 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:22,698 I heard the FBI tapes, Ma. You know what I'm talking about. 723 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,451 George Clooney, don't get in the middle! 724 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,370 - Call security! - Uncle Jun's in jail now. 725 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:31,624 I got one more little detail to take care of. 726 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,710 I don't die that fucking easy, Ma! 727 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,630 I'll live a long life. More than I can say for you. 728 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,632 All right, that's enough! 729 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:41,300 Keep her moving! 730 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,135 You try to have me whacked?! 731 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:44,845 She doesn't understand! 732 00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:49,099 She's smiling, look at her face! She's smiling! 733 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,018 Get off me! 734 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:54,480 Look at her face! She's got a fucking smile on her face! 735 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:57,024 All right, that's enough! 736 00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,975 She go vacation! 737 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:59,295 Dad, give it up. We're not gonna make it to Aunt Patty's. 738 00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:05,467 Dad, hello! We're not gonna make it to Aunt Patty's. 739 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,928 Why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle? 740 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,556 To waste petrochemical resources? 741 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:15,060 She's right, we can't keep driving. I can hardly see in front of us. 742 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:18,856 - What street are we on? - I think it's Walnut Parkway. 743 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,733 I've got an idea. 744 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:31,452 Come on, come on! Inside! 745 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:34,580 - He better be open! - Forget the umbrella, come on! 746 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,423 Artie, thank Christ! 747 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,717 We picked up the kids at school... 748 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:49,595 ...we can't get home. There's a tree across Mountain Ave. 749 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,138 Oh, Madonna! 750 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,766 We've been driving since 7, nobody's eaten. 751 00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:58,145 I got no power, I'm closing soon as these last people leave. 752 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,938 Let's go to Mickey D's. 753 00:56:00,148 --> 00:56:02,274 Yeah, all right, let's go. 754 00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:05,486 - Let's go. - No! 755 00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:07,946 Come on! Come on! 756 00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:10,616 We'll figure out something, come on! 757 00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:14,912 They gave me steroids too, but it fucked me up! 758 00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:17,956 Keep away from me, because I skeeve, all right? 759 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,625 Hey, look at this! 760 00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:22,544 Hey, what are you doing, you all right? 761 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,213 How you doing, pal? 762 00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,423 Adriana, you look beautiful. 763 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,133 How you doing? 764 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,139 How are you? 765 00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:39,019 Chiara, her brother and sister are in the kitchen if you want to say hi. 766 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,813 More refugees. 767 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,606 The gas is still working. 768 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,442 I'm cooking by candlelight. I can make anything... 769 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,611 Whatever you got is fine. 770 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:52,491 Jose! Cabernet, por favor. Regeleali, right? 771 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,410 Yeah, beautiful. 772 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:58,080 No cigars, please. 773 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:08,298 Look at that fucking lovesick pygmy over there. 774 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:14,304 The skip seeing a psychiatrist... How does that sit with your ass? 775 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:19,017 I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours? 776 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:21,687 Hey, Pat Cooper over here. 777 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:26,900 Wait a minute, this bothers you? You saw a fucking psychiatrist! 778 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,360 Not a woman! 779 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:31,697 I can't get past that. It don't compute for me. 780 00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,574 You're the one with the issues. 781 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:36,452 Woman issues. I don't want to fucking go there. 782 00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,036 Let's not. 783 00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:41,915 Irregardless, I said my piece. 784 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,792 What're you getting at, Paulie? 785 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:46,712 Nothing. 786 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:50,799 Look, he's gonna be the new boss now. 787 00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:54,970 In name, in everything. Wish him buona fortuna. 788 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,602 You guys got any peanut butter back here? 789 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,576 Oh, God, Artie, you saved our frigging lives here! 790 00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:21,413 - It's beautiful, Artie, thank you! - Enjoy! 791 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,418 Fuck! 792 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,504 - Hey! - You said "frig." 793 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,759 Wait a minute. 794 00:58:35,553 --> 00:58:37,262 I'd like to propose a toast. 795 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,016 To my family. 796 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:48,065 Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. 797 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,026 And if you're lucky... 798 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,946 ...you'll remember the little moments... 799 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,781 ...like this. 800 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,162 That were good. 801 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,166 Cheers!