1 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:57,132 Frankie, where are you? 2 00:02:43,222 --> 00:02:46,212 Welcome to the chop shop, cugine. 3 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:56,901 You can't kill me twice, Sally Boy. 4 00:02:56,902 --> 00:02:59,863 I'm already fucking dead, remember? 5 00:02:59,864 --> 00:03:03,491 I'm the boss, Michael. What you had belongs to me. 6 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:05,410 Even the girl I loved? 7 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:09,401 What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine. 8 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:18,428 Well, this is mine too, Sally. 9 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,135 Now you can have it. 10 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,782 Fuck Ben Kingsley. 11 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:46,951 Danny Baldwin took him to fucking acting school. 12 00:03:46,952 --> 00:03:48,578 Very well directed, Morgan. 13 00:03:48,579 --> 00:03:52,248 I think there's potentially more money in this than in the porn we've done. 14 00:03:52,249 --> 00:03:54,626 So what do we think? We need the extra scene or not? 15 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:56,252 I like it the way it is. 16 00:03:56,253 --> 00:03:59,798 I don't know, Chrissy, these audiences today love blood. 17 00:03:59,799 --> 00:04:03,510 I tend to agree with Carlo. I'm thinking one more sexy kill. 18 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:06,262 When Michael follows Centrella to the strip club, 19 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:09,307 what if he chop up one of the women? 20 00:04:09,308 --> 00:04:12,936 Who, as fate would have it, was at one time Sally Boy's mistress. 21 00:04:12,937 --> 00:04:14,813 Two extra shoot days, at a minimum. 22 00:04:14,814 --> 00:04:17,107 Three if it buys us a bullshit theatrical release. 23 00:04:17,108 --> 00:04:19,776 I'm gonna have to get more money from Tony. 24 00:04:19,777 --> 00:04:22,487 I want this fucking thing out there. 25 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:25,657 - Yeah, T, what's up? - You talked to the guy with the air mattresses? 26 00:04:25,658 --> 00:04:28,159 I'm in editing. We just saw the cut of Cleaver. 27 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,286 - And? - Awesome as is. 28 00:04:30,287 --> 00:04:33,081 The lawyer called though. We might have to change the title. 29 00:04:33,082 --> 00:04:35,583 The Eldridge Cleaver estate, they want an injunction. 30 00:04:35,584 --> 00:04:39,254 Listen, if you wanna see some of it, we're finishing the ADR after lunch. 31 00:04:39,255 --> 00:04:41,589 - What's that again? - Sound dubbing. 32 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:44,092 Just call this dispatcher. It's a holiday weekend. 33 00:04:44,093 --> 00:04:46,177 Thousands of people will be at the beach. 34 00:04:46,178 --> 00:04:47,762 I'm on it. 35 00:04:47,763 --> 00:04:49,556 - He coming down? - Please. 36 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,016 He don't give two shits about production. 37 00:04:52,017 --> 00:04:58,417 It's a little boring, I gotta say. I mean, that was surprising to me. 38 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:09,093 - Mr Sacrimoni, how are you today? - Isn't that for you to tell me? 39 00:05:11,287 --> 00:05:13,204 I wish I had better news. 40 00:05:13,205 --> 00:05:14,789 Based on the latest pictures, 41 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:17,792 the cancer has continued to metastasise from the lungs. 42 00:05:17,793 --> 00:05:23,047 We now show masses in the mediastinal lymph nodes, both kidneys and the brain. 43 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:25,548 The headaches. 44 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:37,598 So the lobectomy, radiation, the goddamn chemo, what was all that? 45 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:39,147 For kicks? 46 00:05:39,148 --> 00:05:41,733 Those were our options at the time. 47 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:43,234 Now what are our options? 48 00:05:43,235 --> 00:05:45,487 I wouldn't recommend any. 49 00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:48,865 At this time we're looking at stage four small cell carcinoma of the lungs. 50 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:52,756 - And there's no stage five. - That's correct. 51 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,790 How long? 52 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,629 Difficult to say. I have seen miracles over the years. 53 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:06,066 - Forget the miracles. - Three months. 54 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:11,511 Give or take. 55 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:27,666 Thank you for your candour. We have a plane back to Springfield. 56 00:06:27,738 --> 00:06:30,650 How you doing, John? 57 00:06:30,866 --> 00:06:34,302 It's funny. Ironic. Whichever. 58 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:37,080 I got here. 59 00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:42,951 I quit smoking after 38 years, exercised, ate right. 60 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:48,251 And for what? 61 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:52,619 Even still, it was the right move. 62 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,998 Here she is, my girl. 63 00:07:19,999 --> 00:07:22,208 How are you, sweetie? 64 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,709 - Hey, Dad. - Hi. 65 00:07:29,842 --> 00:07:32,342 What did Rosen say? 66 00:07:34,305 --> 00:07:39,065 - How's the hotel? You all settled in? - It's fine. 67 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,478 How are you, angel? You look beautiful. 68 00:07:41,479 --> 00:07:44,105 - I'm good. Eric sends his love. - That's nice. 69 00:07:44,106 --> 00:07:46,606 John, what about Rosen? 70 00:07:51,363 --> 00:07:54,196 I don't know. I... 71 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,908 I don't know, sweetie. 72 00:07:58,621 --> 00:08:02,031 - I'm very, very sick. - Oh, my God. 73 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,463 All right, don't cry. 74 00:08:08,464 --> 00:08:11,883 Don't cry. You don't have to make it any harder than it is. 75 00:08:11,884 --> 00:08:14,384 No physical contact, please. 76 00:08:16,055 --> 00:08:18,765 - I love you, John. - I love you too, sweetie. 77 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,838 - Daddy. - I know. I know. 78 00:08:22,061 --> 00:08:24,561 Ladies, no contact. 79 00:08:28,484 --> 00:08:30,984 All right. 80 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:33,863 You come back, you see me again tomorrow. 81 00:08:33,864 --> 00:08:36,364 We have more time, huh? 82 00:09:14,113 --> 00:09:16,673 Could I bum one of those? 83 00:09:30,212 --> 00:09:32,213 It's casual, though, right? 84 00:09:32,214 --> 00:09:35,091 It's your cousin's movie premiere. We should dress accordingly. 85 00:09:35,092 --> 00:09:37,135 It's what they call a cast-and-crew screening. 86 00:09:37,136 --> 00:09:39,220 It's in the city, Tony, 87 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:42,433 with an after-party at some rooftop bar in the Meatpacking district. 88 00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:44,017 That place is very chic now. 89 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:47,479 Meat packers? I'm a happily married man. 90 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,481 I'm telling you it's not dress-up. 91 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,566 Speaking of dress-up, Christopher told me 92 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:54,444 Kelli is having her wedding dress made into an outfit 93 00:09:54,445 --> 00:09:58,495 - for the baby to be christened in. - Sweet. 94 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:05,305 You all right? 95 00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:13,379 Are you taking a date to the screening? 96 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:18,220 - If I can meet a normal guy, maybe. - I heard that. 97 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:23,431 - What, Finn wasn't normal? - I don't intend to discuss Finn. 98 00:10:23,432 --> 00:10:26,059 What about that guy in your MCAT review? 99 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,271 Please, he's completely fixated on his O-chem final. 100 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:32,023 He wants to be a doctor. Tell him it's educational. 101 00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:34,025 There's body parts all over this movie. 102 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:36,778 Screw the movie. I just wanna hang with celebs. 103 00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:39,781 Why? You think you're gonna get to sleep with Paris Hilton? 104 00:10:39,782 --> 00:10:42,282 What? No. 105 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,913 Stop fidgeting and eat your noodles. 106 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,915 - I don't want them. - Where are you going? 107 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:51,416 The bathroom. Jesus. 108 00:10:54,839 --> 00:10:58,539 - You two have a fight? - I don't know. 109 00:11:00,302 --> 00:11:03,721 Keep an eye on his temp and we'll finish out the week on the Ceftin. 110 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:06,224 You rest now. I'll see you in the morning. 111 00:11:06,225 --> 00:11:09,185 - He should be on Heparin. - Excuse me. 112 00:11:09,186 --> 00:11:11,905 Listen to him. Check his ABG. 113 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:17,396 I'm gonna have to ask you again to not interfere, Warren. 114 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,911 I'm gonna change your sheets. 115 00:11:25,244 --> 00:11:27,704 So what are you, the world's smartest orderly? 116 00:11:27,705 --> 00:11:29,747 These days I am. 117 00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:34,961 22 years a practising oncologist, specialising in cancers of the liver. 118 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,462 Roll to your right, please. 119 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:43,011 Let me spare us the awkwardness. 120 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:45,138 I killed my wife. 121 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,724 Not that it's any justification, 122 00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:49,893 I had reason to suspect 123 00:11:49,894 --> 00:11:53,480 she was cheating on me with her chiropractor. 124 00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:54,564 Jesus. 125 00:11:54,565 --> 00:11:58,610 Granted, I was abusing cocaine at the time, and alcohol. 126 00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:04,199 But I came home one day, shot her four times. Twice in the head. 127 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,700 I killed her aunt too. 128 00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:13,511 I didn't know she was there. Roll over, please. 129 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:19,004 And the mailman. At that point I had to fully commit. 130 00:12:19,465 --> 00:12:21,049 Why are you here exactly? 131 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:27,388 I've been accused of being part of a certain Italian-American subculture. 132 00:12:27,389 --> 00:12:32,119 - I know who you are. I meant what's wrong with you? - Well.. 133 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:33,853 Lungs. 134 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,481 I've been wanting to meet you, actually. 135 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:38,817 I saw you on Bill Curtis. 136 00:12:38,818 --> 00:12:41,903 - Warren Feldman. - John Sacrimoni. 137 00:12:41,904 --> 00:12:43,988 Good to know you. 138 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:47,349 - I take it you done chemo? - Twice. 139 00:12:47,493 --> 00:12:51,704 - Mind if I take a look at your chart? - What about Gunga Din? 140 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,378 Gupte? Fuck him. 141 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,626 You're seeing Rosen. 142 00:12:56,627 --> 00:13:00,547 They let me fly to Cleveland, my expense. You know him? 143 00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:05,510 I saw him speak once at an ASCO conference in Georgia. 144 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:08,011 - Good man. - But? 145 00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:14,477 Actually, very few people know this, but he really can't walk on water. 146 00:13:14,478 --> 00:13:18,471 - What was his prognosis? - Three months. 147 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,861 - With the treatment you've had? - What do you mean? 148 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:26,114 You got a window of one to three years. 149 00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:28,116 What about the metastases? 150 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:33,872 Two rounds of Paraplatin, Docetaxel and Platinol concurrent with radiation? 151 00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:37,973 Come on, any cancer inside you has slowed to a crawl. 152 00:13:38,502 --> 00:13:40,545 Why is he so fucking negative? 153 00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:47,266 We tell the patient three months. He lives a year. Who looks like a hero? 154 00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:53,262 I'll see you around, John. You take it easy. Hang in there. 155 00:14:01,859 --> 00:14:04,359 Fuck me. 156 00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:08,822 Tony, morning. 157 00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:12,242 You got a sec? 158 00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:22,545 As I told you, my partner and I are with the Joint Terror Task Force now. 159 00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:24,672 You're around Port Newark often enough. 160 00:14:24,673 --> 00:14:28,426 We're concerned about what might come through there from the Middle East. 161 00:14:28,427 --> 00:14:29,594 Yeah, and... 162 00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,805 Let's talk terror funding. 163 00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:34,516 Most of it comes about through illegal enterprise. 164 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:37,560 Our pitch is this and it's the same we gave Christopher Moltisanti. 165 00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:39,354 Maybe he never mentioned it. 166 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:42,566 If you or any of your people heard of anything going down, 167 00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,317 Middle Easterners, Pakistanis, 168 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:49,365 you'd be helping us a lot if you let us know. 169 00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:51,366 I think there's a word for that. 170 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:54,327 Your daughter takes pre-med classes in New York. 171 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,828 She use the tunnels? 172 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:07,210 Just something to keep in mind. 173 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:14,639 That's the last time I'm going down for the paper. 174 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,100 You tell that fucking Polack to get here earlier 175 00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:19,102 and bring up the paper with her 176 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:21,646 or she can go clean somebody else's fucking toilets. 177 00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:23,773 What happened? 178 00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:27,424 It's too dangerous. Has been for years. 179 00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:35,811 May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention? 180 00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:41,124 Welcome to the premiere of Cleaver, 181 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,043 the story of a young man who goes to pieces 182 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:47,832 then manages to find himself again. 183 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:52,594 In all seriousness, however, I'd like to say a few words. 184 00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:56,055 Much like a child, a film has many parents, 185 00:15:56,056 --> 00:16:00,810 that is to say many individuals who act like parents, 186 00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:05,726 or that by a version, the film is their baby. 187 00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:09,903 I, as an executive producer, am one of those individuals. 188 00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:12,614 Two more examples are here with me tonight. 189 00:16:12,615 --> 00:16:16,284 Ladies and gentlemen, my co-EP Christopher Moltisanti 190 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,825 and our director Morgan Yam. 191 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,333 Yeah, hey! 192 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:31,090 You're all psyched to see the movie so I'm not gonna give a big speech here. 193 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,134 I just wanna give a shout out 194 00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:37,514 to the man who, without him, this whole thing would be impossible. 195 00:16:37,515 --> 00:16:41,190 Where is he? Anthony Soprano, everybody. 196 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,645 All right, Ton'! 197 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:47,023 Once he came on board, the whole thing fell together. 198 00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:49,934 And all the other investors too. 199 00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:54,997 Plus my wife Kelli and our new baby. I love you guys. 200 00:16:55,866 --> 00:17:00,736 OK, then. Cellphones off and hope you like the movie. 201 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:29,607 You don't know what? He's a fucking rat! 202 00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:32,360 - But we can't really prove it. - Oh so you're gonna argue with me now? 203 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:35,655 No, it's just, I mean, he's practically like your own son. 204 00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,991 I'm sorry, Sally. I think we oughta give him a pass. 205 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:41,203 I didn't ask you what you fucking think. 206 00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:43,763 Motherfucking son of a... 207 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,000 - That's you. - No. 208 00:17:49,044 --> 00:17:50,128 It is. 209 00:17:50,129 --> 00:17:54,632 You find where this pezzanovante is and you bring him to the butcher's shop. 210 00:17:54,633 --> 00:18:00,483 They're gonna find pieces of this kid all over fucking Canarsie. 211 00:18:02,224 --> 00:18:04,976 - Yeah. - I'm sure he's fine, sweetie. 212 00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:08,271 - You gotta relax. - But for Michael to have not called... 213 00:18:08,272 --> 00:18:10,148 The wedding's in two days. 214 00:18:10,149 --> 00:18:11,775 Who, the Guatemalan? 215 00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:14,486 What time is he gonna be there? 216 00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:17,489 I hate to say this, but the truth is he ain't good enough for you. 217 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,990 I mean, he's a good kid. 218 00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:22,784 What you need is a man. 219 00:18:23,662 --> 00:18:26,672 Tell him to put it in the trunk. 220 00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:38,738 You know how long I've been waiting to do that? 221 00:18:55,653 --> 00:18:59,489 That was neat at the end, the creepy figurine and the crucifix. 222 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:02,450 I'm glad you caught that, Alexandra. Very observant. 223 00:19:02,451 --> 00:19:04,369 The sacred and the propane. 224 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:07,413 There's a ton of people wearing T-shirts here. I told you. 225 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,804 Is it so horrible you look nice? 226 00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:14,587 I'm starving. I need to eat something already. 227 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,338 I asked if you wanted popcorn. 228 00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:22,032 - You want me to make you a plate? - Yeah. 229 00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:30,770 - What? - What? I'll give you what. 230 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:35,733 Come here. The fucking boss down in the cellar, white bathrobe, 231 00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:36,943 where'd you get that? 232 00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:39,571 I don't know. Artistic choice. 233 00:19:39,572 --> 00:19:42,644 Seriously though, I'm very proud. 234 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:45,285 Whatever else happens, you made a movie Christopher. 235 00:19:45,286 --> 00:19:47,412 Nobody can take that away. 236 00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:51,499 A hundred years from now, we're done and gone, people will be watching this fucking thing. 237 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,670 You know how much Imperia vodka I scored just from this party alone? 238 00:19:55,671 --> 00:20:00,321 I had a couple of cases put down in your car too. 239 00:20:03,596 --> 00:20:07,166 Look at this. The family of early man. 240 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,064 Great, thank you. 241 00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:16,983 Hey, Danny, come here. 242 00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:19,861 Take a picture with us. Phil Leotardo. 243 00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:23,073 Larry and I hung out at the set. I don't know if you know this, 244 00:20:23,073 --> 00:20:25,700 but the actors, they don't make up what they say. 245 00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:28,620 - It's true, even De Niro, the girl told me. - The script girl. 246 00:20:28,621 --> 00:20:30,914 - Lorenzo Barese. - Hey, how are you doing my friend? 247 00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:34,209 - You getting enough to eat? - Bryan Rawley, US Marshal's Service. 248 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,711 The terms of your bail confine you to your home Sir. 249 00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:39,412 - Say hello to Danny? - Yeah. 250 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:42,258 - Larry! - Call the fucking lawyer! 251 00:20:42,259 --> 00:20:44,094 - Larry! - Excuse us, excuse us. 252 00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:49,075 - Excuse us, excuse us. - Leave him alone, you bastard! 253 00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:52,058 Jesus Christ. 254 00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:57,578 There's Danny's manager. I better go talk to him. 255 00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:02,485 There he is. 256 00:21:05,991 --> 00:21:10,454 - So how was Florida? - Hot and sticky, like my balls. 257 00:21:10,454 --> 00:21:12,831 I spoke to Ginny. She's a wreck. 258 00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:16,835 John's in the cancer ward. She's down the road in some fucking motel. 259 00:21:16,836 --> 00:21:20,880 Poor prick. Prison's not bad enough, fucking lung cancer to boot. 260 00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:25,802 Tell me about it, quintuple bypass, then the infection, 261 00:21:25,803 --> 00:21:27,804 seven months of physical therapy. 262 00:21:27,805 --> 00:21:30,765 I'm just now starting to get back to myself again. 263 00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:32,851 Sausage, cioppino, anything spicy 264 00:21:32,852 --> 00:21:37,188 put me back in the emergency room, I'm not careful. 265 00:21:37,189 --> 00:21:42,769 All in all, we're lucky fucks. I tell myself that every day. 266 00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:50,243 - So now you're back, how about you straighten that family out? - Not for me, Anthony. 267 00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:53,830 Obviously, healthwise, being a boss is a young man's game. 268 00:21:53,831 --> 00:21:55,915 Between the joint fitters and the carpenters, 269 00:21:55,916 --> 00:22:00,176 those envelopes are light over 10% each week. 270 00:22:00,546 --> 00:22:03,046 I feel it too. 271 00:22:03,174 --> 00:22:06,342 Well word on the street is Gerry's the favourite to take over. 272 00:22:06,343 --> 00:22:09,763 He's my protégé. I don't stand in his way. 273 00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:11,681 Well there's a ringing endorsement. 274 00:22:11,682 --> 00:22:14,182 - Hey, Tony. - Doc. Doc. 275 00:22:14,185 --> 00:22:16,311 - You know Danny? - How you doing Mr. Soprano? 276 00:22:16,312 --> 00:22:18,104 Got a ticket on the Jersey turnpike. 277 00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:21,274 Broken windshield wiper. I said he should talk to you. 278 00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:22,984 - I'll take care of it. - It's all unnecessay Mr. Soprano... 279 00:22:22,985 --> 00:22:29,700 - Let's take a picture here. - All right, chill out, Doc. 280 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,160 If you're Phil Leotardo, you cannot be happy 281 00:22:32,161 --> 00:22:34,871 with the state of affairs, despite appearances. 282 00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:38,124 We're joined now via satellite from Bainbridge Island, Washington, 283 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,460 by Jerry's fellow mob expert Manny Safier, 284 00:22:40,461 --> 00:22:43,963 the author of the new book The Wise Guide To Wise Guys. 285 00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:46,424 Manny, welcome to the programme. How goes the book tour? 286 00:22:46,425 --> 00:22:48,885 Thank you, Geraldo. Excellent. 287 00:22:48,886 --> 00:22:51,471 - Jerry, how are you? - Manny. 288 00:22:51,472 --> 00:22:55,225 So we're discussing the apparent mob power vacuum here in New York City. 289 00:22:55,226 --> 00:22:58,770 Are you shocked that there's still no successor to John Sacrimoni? 290 00:22:58,771 --> 00:22:59,813 Not really. 291 00:22:59,814 --> 00:23:03,983 I mean, the last 10, 12 years, that's been a dysfunctional family. 292 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:07,529 And as Jerry said earlier, there are several viable candidates. 293 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:08,863 Well viable, I don't know. 294 00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:11,449 You had Phil Leotardo as the logical successor but... 295 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:14,702 You also have Gerardo "Gerry" Torciano, 296 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:19,541 also Faustino "Doc" Santoro, who I believe is the front runner. 297 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:22,919 - Ron... - I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Carmine Lupertazzi, Jr. 298 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,255 I was about to Manny before you interrupted. 299 00:23:25,256 --> 00:23:28,174 In fact, if you take a look at my book in Chapter 14... 300 00:23:28,175 --> 00:23:32,195 This Santoro thing, I called it a year ago. 302 00:23:36,934 --> 00:23:39,634 Thank you for coming, Anthony. 303 00:23:40,271 --> 00:23:46,141 - I know it's a long trip. - What and miss a chance to see Missouri? 304 00:23:56,328 --> 00:23:58,204 So how's Ginny today? 305 00:23:58,205 --> 00:24:01,374 She went with Allegra to buy some stuff for the kitchenette. 306 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,376 Good. Clear her mind. 307 00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:07,922 Reason I asked you here today, she's a bright kid, your sister. 308 00:24:07,923 --> 00:24:11,135 But business... 309 00:24:11,135 --> 00:24:15,138 My life insurance, I want to put her on a monthly stipend. 310 00:24:15,139 --> 00:24:19,879 - Probably a good idea. - Not all the doctors agree. 311 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:26,357 But if I do only have a few months, I wanna take care of all this now. 312 00:24:26,358 --> 00:24:29,402 Wait a second. Which doctor doesn't agree? 313 00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:31,571 Feldman, the guy I told you about. 314 00:24:31,572 --> 00:24:34,282 - The wife-murderer? - He's still a doctor Anthony. 315 00:24:34,283 --> 00:24:37,577 He was a highly respected oncologist. 316 00:24:37,578 --> 00:24:39,162 I know, but, John... 317 00:24:39,163 --> 00:24:44,293 He reviewed my case. He says I could hang on for years. 318 00:24:47,505 --> 00:24:50,256 You're right. He still has the knowledge. 319 00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:53,797 I mean OJ's no less of a running back, right? 320 00:24:57,681 --> 00:25:00,751 Let me ask you something, Anthony. 321 00:25:03,145 --> 00:25:05,645 How will I be remembered? 322 00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:10,741 A wonderful husband. A loving father. 323 00:25:10,986 --> 00:25:14,948 - On the street, though, I mean. - From what I know, you were well-liked John. 324 00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:18,034 Respected across the board, despite the allocution even. 325 00:25:18,035 --> 00:25:20,578 God knows, guys have actually named names 326 00:25:20,579 --> 00:25:22,747 for a hell of lot less than what you were looking at. 327 00:25:22,748 --> 00:25:25,248 The only nega... 328 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:30,920 What? 329 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,968 When Carmine died and you took over, 330 00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:37,178 people felt you changed, 331 00:25:37,179 --> 00:25:41,616 became a little trigger-happy, maybe, a hothead. 332 00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:51,994 God forbid any of them would find themselves in that position. 333 00:25:52,361 --> 00:25:54,861 It's a thankless job. 334 00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:16,676 - What are you, hung over? - What? I had two glasses of wine. 335 00:26:16,677 --> 00:26:19,177 Why are you so pissy? 336 00:26:20,431 --> 00:26:23,558 - Portrayal of that guy in the movie. - What guy? 337 00:26:23,559 --> 00:26:26,686 - The boss, Tony. - What about him? 338 00:26:26,687 --> 00:26:28,688 It was based on you. 339 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:32,233 - I know, you said. The yelling. - It wasn't just the yelling. 340 00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:34,068 Imitation's a form of flattery. 341 00:26:34,069 --> 00:26:37,113 - You think that was flattering? - It was OK. 342 00:26:37,114 --> 00:26:40,617 - He's a tough prick, that Baldwin. - What about the girlfriend? 343 00:26:40,618 --> 00:26:42,535 - What girlfriend? - The cleaver guy. 344 00:26:42,536 --> 00:26:46,456 The lead character. His entire motive for revenge. 345 00:26:46,457 --> 00:26:48,208 I don't know. You lost me, Carm. 346 00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:52,759 Sally Boy, the boss, he fucked the guy's fiancée. 347 00:26:55,257 --> 00:26:57,467 The thing with Adriana? 348 00:26:57,468 --> 00:27:01,805 - I told you it never fucking happened. - Well apparently your nephew feels otherwise. 349 00:27:01,806 --> 00:27:04,933 Ro pointed it out to me. But if she saw it, that means other people did. 350 00:27:04,934 --> 00:27:07,102 It's a movie. It's fictional. 351 00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:09,437 It's a revenge fantasy, Tony, 352 00:27:09,438 --> 00:27:15,098 which ends with the boss's head split open by a meat cleaver. 353 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,820 There he is. Good time last night? 354 00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:30,875 Yeah, it was all right. How about you? 355 00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:33,470 Well, Gab had fucking nightmares. 356 00:27:35,297 --> 00:27:37,797 - Club soda, hon'. - Sure. 357 00:27:38,676 --> 00:27:40,677 So what did you think of the movie? 358 00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:43,930 Chrissy's the last person I would have confused with Marty, 359 00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:46,861 but I gotta say, it wasn't bad. 360 00:27:48,853 --> 00:27:51,563 - Is he around? - Chrissy? Nah. 361 00:27:51,564 --> 00:27:54,734 He don't come around here no more you know that. 362 00:27:58,696 --> 00:28:01,766 That Baldwin was pretty good, huh? 363 00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:10,332 He was a mean fuck. I'll give him that. 364 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:13,543 And that girl that played the fiancée, she was hot, 365 00:28:13,544 --> 00:28:16,044 the one he was fucking. 366 00:28:25,389 --> 00:28:28,850 It's weird how it works, creative process. 367 00:28:28,851 --> 00:28:33,021 I'm watching Edward Scissorhands when boom, all of a sudden, it hits me. 368 00:28:33,022 --> 00:28:37,233 What if instead of a pair of scissors, it's a meat cleaver instead? 369 00:28:37,234 --> 00:28:39,819 A couple years later, you got a movie. 370 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:45,670 Originally I thought a ball-peen hammer, but a cleaver's better. 371 00:28:46,243 --> 00:28:48,620 I tell you man, it's like I'm living somebody else's life. 372 00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:50,747 You're just not comfortable with success yet. 373 00:28:50,748 --> 00:28:53,248 I know. It's scary. 374 00:28:54,084 --> 00:28:59,354 - Feel the fear and do it anyway. Without chemicals, either. - Yeah. 375 00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:04,552 So, Kelli, the baby. 376 00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:07,226 Good, fucking great. 377 00:29:07,431 --> 00:29:10,892 She's a doll. She cries a lot, though. 378 00:29:10,893 --> 00:29:13,393 The baby, not Kelli. 379 00:29:14,647 --> 00:29:18,817 I hope you're taking the time to reflect on all this. 380 00:29:18,818 --> 00:29:22,868 - Savour the good stuff. - Yeah... no, I am. 381 00:29:28,953 --> 00:29:30,912 There's my other sober buddy. 382 00:29:30,913 --> 00:29:33,957 - Is that an FBI guy? - Your tax dollars at work. 383 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:37,169 Does he follow you around all the time? 384 00:29:37,169 --> 00:29:40,099 They drop in and out. It's fun. 385 00:29:42,425 --> 00:29:46,136 Look, seriously, think where you were just three months ago. 386 00:29:46,137 --> 00:29:49,348 You came at that meeting you were so fucked up you could barely talk. 387 00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:54,185 - And that woman friend was even worse. - I've been trying to do what you said. 388 00:29:54,186 --> 00:29:58,064 Hold back a little, steer clear of old habits, same people. 389 00:29:58,065 --> 00:30:01,818 Must be hard, though, given your lifestyle. 390 00:30:01,819 --> 00:30:04,821 They already misinterpret I don't wanna hang around so much. 391 00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:06,448 Fucking Paulie especially. 392 00:30:06,449 --> 00:30:09,492 Have you explained how hard it is to be around alcohol? 393 00:30:09,493 --> 00:30:15,423 - How familiar surroundings set it off? - They don't give a fuck. 394 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:24,883 "But he's fucking my wife, Carmine. I want him dead," Jimmy says. 395 00:30:24,884 --> 00:30:28,178 "He will be," he said, "but not just right now. 396 00:30:28,179 --> 00:30:30,388 He earns too much." 397 00:30:30,389 --> 00:30:34,309 Eight years later, Jimmy gets a call one day. 398 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:40,023 "Remember that guy we were talking about who's fucking your wife? He can go." 399 00:30:40,024 --> 00:30:42,233 The guy wasn't making him money no more. 400 00:30:42,234 --> 00:30:44,986 And that was Carmine Lupertazzi. 401 00:30:44,987 --> 00:30:48,138 - Holy fucking shit. - Yeah. 402 00:30:48,365 --> 00:30:52,702 There you are. We went... John, what the hell are you doing? 403 00:30:52,703 --> 00:30:55,297 - What? - You're smoking. 404 00:30:55,498 --> 00:30:58,488 - So? - Daddy, you're on oxygen. 405 00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,800 Warren, pardon me, I'm sorry. 406 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:12,013 - Just calm down, all right? - Calm down? I don't fucking believe you. 407 00:31:12,014 --> 00:31:14,933 What have I got to lose, Gin? What's the difference? 408 00:31:14,934 --> 00:31:17,227 You tole me Dr Feldman doesn't agree with the others. 409 00:31:17,228 --> 00:31:20,355 - Yeah, well. - Miracles do happen, John. 410 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:21,856 Not to this family, they don't. 411 00:31:21,857 --> 00:31:25,652 You know it's that kind of attitude that probably brought this on in the first place. 412 00:31:25,653 --> 00:31:28,196 You're gonna start with that again? 413 00:31:28,197 --> 00:31:31,783 What about all these six-year-olds with leukaemia? 414 00:31:31,784 --> 00:31:35,624 What's that from, all their negative thinking? 415 00:31:52,596 --> 00:31:56,516 All due respect, he's a great guy, Doc, but boss material? 416 00:31:56,517 --> 00:32:00,979 Important thing is we all work together, whoever winds up in the driver's seat. 417 00:32:00,980 --> 00:32:03,189 Phil, though, I'll never get it. 418 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:05,733 The man was my mentor. It was right there for the taking. 419 00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:08,069 His heart, Gerry. What was he gonna do? 420 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:10,238 That's my point, what you just said. 421 00:32:10,239 --> 00:32:11,573 Johnny goes away. 422 00:32:11,574 --> 00:32:16,661 It's Phil's turn in the driver's seat and his heart gives out. 423 00:32:16,662 --> 00:32:18,371 - Right. - His heart. 424 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:20,707 I know. What? 425 00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:23,668 It's a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I'm saying. 426 00:32:23,669 --> 00:32:28,249 Just say it, then. Walt fucking Whitman over here. 427 00:32:28,299 --> 00:32:31,097 - Ladies. - Hey. 428 00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:35,180 - How you doing? - Shall we get some more wine? 429 00:32:35,181 --> 00:32:37,390 Is this fucking waiter on sabbatical? 430 00:32:37,391 --> 00:32:44,431 What's the name of that Sangiovese we had at Quattro Gatti? The night your... 431 00:32:54,033 --> 00:32:56,533 Come on. 432 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:05,000 Let's go. 433 00:33:12,718 --> 00:33:14,928 Yeah, give me five dimes apiece 434 00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:18,319 on St Louis, Minnesota and Baltimore. 435 00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:31,444 I would have invited you to play, but we already had our fourth. 436 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:35,358 - You're not happy. - Let's order. 437 00:33:36,742 --> 00:33:37,909 What can I get you? 438 00:33:37,910 --> 00:33:41,371 Seared ahi, mixed greens and an iced tea, please. 439 00:33:41,372 --> 00:33:44,284 Philly cheesesteak. 440 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,711 - You know what, give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. - Okay. 441 00:33:47,711 --> 00:33:50,547 I always enjoy those, but it never occurs to me to order one. 442 00:33:50,548 --> 00:33:54,217 What the fuck, Carmine? This family of yours. 443 00:33:54,218 --> 00:33:57,762 Fucking senile Doc Santoro uses one of my guys as a diversion? 444 00:33:57,763 --> 00:34:03,083 - Sil could have got hurt. - Doc showed a lack of respect. 445 00:34:07,022 --> 00:34:11,262 This fucking leadership, boy. Step up, Carmine. 446 00:34:11,402 --> 00:34:17,172 Get your hands around this thing. You know you got the support. 447 00:34:19,285 --> 00:34:22,871 You never thought you'd mutter those words did you? 448 00:34:22,872 --> 00:34:25,432 What do you want me to say? 449 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,918 I hear you, Tony, and I'm flattered. 450 00:34:28,919 --> 00:34:30,545 But boss, I don't think so, 451 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:33,506 especially now that Doc has cemented his position. 452 00:34:33,507 --> 00:34:37,552 Phil was bad enough in the top spot, but him I could have lived with. 453 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:40,053 Here you go. 454 00:34:43,601 --> 00:34:46,603 There was a time I was obsessed with being in charge. 455 00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:49,144 - You remember. - So do it. 456 00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:54,319 One night around then I had this dream. 457 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,821 It's my pop's 100th birthday, even though he's been dead for years. 458 00:34:56,822 --> 00:34:59,322 The whole family's there. Grand kids, everybody. 459 00:34:59,450 --> 00:35:04,078 He's wearing one of these gold paper crowns, like at Burger King. 460 00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:10,268 Anyway, I give him his present, this mellifluous box, ribbons. 461 00:35:10,628 --> 00:35:12,629 He opens it up then looks at me. 462 00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:15,940 This gaze of absolute disappointment. 463 00:35:17,468 --> 00:35:20,595 There's nothing in the box. So he hands it back to me. 464 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:24,557 "Go fill it up," he says. "Come back when I'm 200." 465 00:35:24,558 --> 00:35:29,348 So go for it, Carmine. Fulfil that part of yourself. 466 00:35:31,148 --> 00:35:34,901 We have this ritual at my house for years. 467 00:35:34,902 --> 00:35:36,653 Our kids are in boarding school. 468 00:35:36,654 --> 00:35:40,573 Every night I come home from work, I strip down, jump naked in the pool. 469 00:35:40,574 --> 00:35:44,619 Nicole brings me a Scotch and water. We sit, relax a little, talk. 470 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,664 I go up to bed, the air conditioning. 471 00:35:47,665 --> 00:35:50,959 She brings me a light dinner on a tray. 472 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,545 One night during all that fighting with John, 473 00:35:53,546 --> 00:35:56,106 I come home, I'm exhausted. 474 00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:59,050 So tired, so tense, I skip the pool. 475 00:35:59,051 --> 00:36:02,263 I go right upstairs, flop on the bed. 476 00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:05,141 Nicole comes up with a drink. 477 00:36:05,349 --> 00:36:09,227 She says, "Darling, I think it's time you took a rest." 478 00:36:09,228 --> 00:36:12,856 - I say, "I'm gonna. We're gonna take a vacation." - She says, "That's not what I meant. 479 00:36:12,857 --> 00:36:16,693 I don't wanna be the wealthiest widow on Long Island. 480 00:36:16,694 --> 00:36:19,333 I want you to quit now." 481 00:36:22,116 --> 00:36:28,836 I'm not ashamed to say that she made me cry. That wonderful loving woman. 482 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:33,042 That dream with my father, the empty box... 483 00:36:33,043 --> 00:36:37,963 It wasn't about being boss. It was about being happy. 484 00:36:47,391 --> 00:36:49,951 Warren, hi. 485 00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:51,853 Hi, hon. How's he doing? 486 00:36:51,854 --> 00:36:55,815 Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the smoking. 487 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:58,276 John shared with me how upset you were. 488 00:36:58,277 --> 00:37:02,155 Psychologically, when a person's told they're dying, 489 00:37:02,156 --> 00:37:04,199 it's the ultimate loss of control. 490 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,953 - To hear him wheeze like that. - I know. It doesn't make any sense. 491 00:37:08,954 --> 00:37:11,454 I do know he's a leader. 492 00:37:11,624 --> 00:37:14,250 I suspect his smoking on some level 493 00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:19,928 is an attempt to die as he lived, in total control. 494 00:37:20,257 --> 00:37:22,842 Years ago I asked him to stop for me and the kids. 495 00:37:22,843 --> 00:37:26,623 I lost 27 lbs. He couldn't quit smoking? 496 00:37:30,309 --> 00:37:32,809 I gotta go. 497 00:37:38,192 --> 00:37:40,944 Goodbye, Caitlin. I'll see you soon, muffin. 498 00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:43,279 Oh, my God. I love these little hands. 499 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,240 Thanks so much for watching her. 500 00:37:45,241 --> 00:37:48,576 You'd think we're planning a coronation, instead of a christening. 501 00:37:48,577 --> 00:37:51,871 - We all set? - You know what? I'd better pee. 502 00:37:51,872 --> 00:37:55,069 Goody, I get to keep holding you. 503 00:38:01,298 --> 00:38:04,843 So how you doing? Tony said you got an offer on a house you built. 504 00:38:04,844 --> 00:38:07,137 Two, actually, yes. 505 00:38:07,138 --> 00:38:09,638 Ivana Trump. 506 00:38:12,351 --> 00:38:15,395 You know, I gotta be honest. I am very disappointed at what you did. 507 00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:17,689 - What are you talking about? - Your movie. 508 00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:20,066 The boss sleeping with the other guy's fiancée? 509 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:23,653 - What? - Please, like that wasn't based on Tony and Ade. 510 00:38:23,654 --> 00:38:27,073 What? No. Carmela, I didn't even write it. 511 00:38:27,074 --> 00:38:30,994 "Story by Christopher Moltisanti." lsn't that what it said up there on the screen? 512 00:38:30,995 --> 00:38:34,038 Yeah but that's just for the Writers Guild health insurance. 513 00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:37,125 - Oh, really? - Come on, you can't be serious. 514 00:38:37,126 --> 00:38:40,536 She's an Oriental, for Christ's sake. 515 00:38:40,713 --> 00:38:45,425 - Have you heard from Ade lately? - No. Why would I hear from her? 516 00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:47,051 Would it be so surprising? 517 00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,764 - She left me for some other guy. - Is it any wonder? 518 00:38:50,765 --> 00:38:53,767 Her poor mother is so upset, she's practically delusional. 519 00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:55,852 She's convinced herself that Ade is dead. 520 00:38:55,853 --> 00:39:00,690 - Her mother's an alkie. You know that. - Regardless, Christopher. 521 00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:05,278 You're my cousin and I love you, Carmela, but I don't like what you're inferring here, 522 00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:08,823 either with the movie or with how I treated Adriana. 523 00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:12,764 Kelli comes out, tell her I went to smoke. 524 00:39:18,334 --> 00:39:20,877 There's my pal. How you doing? 525 00:39:20,878 --> 00:39:23,713 Billy Bathgate. They had it in the library. 526 00:39:23,714 --> 00:39:26,214 I thought of you. 527 00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:30,303 I don't know if you heard, but Gerry Torciano, 528 00:39:30,304 --> 00:39:32,138 he was hit last week in Brooklyn. 529 00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:34,639 - Who? - Gerry Torciano. 530 00:39:34,725 --> 00:39:36,893 It was all over the news. 531 00:39:36,894 --> 00:39:40,124 They whacked him in some restaurant. 532 00:39:40,898 --> 00:39:44,527 - Did you know him? - Yeah. 533 00:39:46,403 --> 00:39:49,281 I don't know. Good guy. 534 00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,867 It's hard to breathe. 535 00:40:03,254 --> 00:40:05,893 I'll talk to Gupte, 536 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:10,000 see if I can get him to up the Beclovent. 537 00:40:10,970 --> 00:40:13,470 I'm dying, aren't I? 538 00:40:19,478 --> 00:40:23,153 It's not good. I won't lie to you. 539 00:40:23,399 --> 00:40:26,209 The aggressiveness surprises me. 540 00:40:29,738 --> 00:40:32,238 I gotta concur with Rosen. 541 00:40:40,124 --> 00:40:44,124 I appreciate everything you've done, Warren. 542 00:40:53,512 --> 00:40:56,973 - Who is it? - You don't answer your phone? 543 00:40:56,974 --> 00:40:59,559 I shut the ringer. It's the middle of the night. 544 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,769 Honey, what's wrong? 545 00:41:00,770 --> 00:41:04,147 Nothing, sweetie, it's fine. Go back to sleep. 546 00:41:04,148 --> 00:41:06,065 It ain't fine. We got a problem. 547 00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:08,526 That whole sequence with Sally Boy banging the fiancée, 548 00:41:08,527 --> 00:41:11,112 you gotta tell Tony that was your idea. 549 00:41:11,113 --> 00:41:14,240 - It wasn't my idea. - What, are you fucking stupid now? 550 00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:16,785 he probably thinks I put it in to embarrass him. 551 00:41:16,786 --> 00:41:19,412 - Why did you put it in there? - It was an idea. 552 00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:21,956 I don't know. Who knows where they fucking come from? 553 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:25,126 Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit him with an apple. 554 00:41:25,127 --> 00:41:27,879 It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. 555 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,965 Now I'm supposed to take responsibility for some shit that's gonna get me in trouble? 556 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,764 Fuck that, man. 557 00:41:36,472 --> 00:41:39,111 Humanitis Award. What's that? 558 00:41:39,308 --> 00:41:45,568 Humanitas. From the Paulist Brothers. For writing themes of socially redeeming... 559 00:41:45,731 --> 00:41:49,734 Look out the window. You see a fucking Hollywood sign out there? 560 00:41:49,735 --> 00:41:56,955 Maybe you talk to your agent like that, but don't ever get fucking snippy on me again. 561 00:42:06,419 --> 00:42:10,922 The fucking scary thing was I didn't know what happened till after the shot was fired. 562 00:42:10,923 --> 00:42:13,801 Fucking weird. 563 00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:17,053 - Tony, hey. Gentlemen. - Hey, how are you? 564 00:42:17,054 --> 00:42:19,389 TJ Hooker. 565 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:23,747 JT, actually, but I'm looking for Chris. 566 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:27,853 - I'm supposed to meet him. - What, here? 567 00:42:28,107 --> 00:42:33,361 The thing is he left me a message but this fucking Verizon... 568 00:42:33,362 --> 00:42:36,642 - Mind if I wait? - Yeah, sit down. 569 00:42:36,782 --> 00:42:39,932 - Diet Coke, please. - You got it. 570 00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:46,916 - So what did you think of Cleaver? - It's good, you know. 571 00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:48,460 Congratulations. 572 00:42:48,461 --> 00:42:51,254 I hope we're gonna see some money soon. 573 00:42:51,255 --> 00:42:53,755 Yeah. 574 00:42:56,177 --> 00:42:58,094 As a writer, you can never tell you know. 575 00:42:58,095 --> 00:43:01,514 You come up with an idea. You don't know how the audience is going to respond. 576 00:43:01,515 --> 00:43:05,602 I mean, just 'cause I like something I think of doesn't mean anyone else will. 577 00:43:05,603 --> 00:43:07,353 Well that's the challenge. 578 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:11,900 It is challenging sometimes, inventing characters, how they interact. 579 00:43:11,901 --> 00:43:16,481 The boss Sally Boy for example, his whole persona, 580 00:43:16,822 --> 00:43:19,949 I stole that from Broderick Crawford in Born Yesterday. 581 00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:24,740 - What's that? - Garson Kanin, 1950. It's terrific. 582 00:43:24,914 --> 00:43:29,042 William Holden falls in love with Crawford's girlfriend, played by Judy Holliday. 583 00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:32,003 - The black girl, the singer. - No, that's Billie Holiday. 584 00:43:32,004 --> 00:43:35,965 Although Judy's character in the movie is named Billie too, 585 00:43:35,966 --> 00:43:37,550 so I see why you're confused. 586 00:43:37,551 --> 00:43:41,701 I've never seen it. Why would I be confused? 587 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,420 Anyway, the Sally Boy character 588 00:43:45,518 --> 00:43:48,353 is based on Crawford, sort of a big, burly guy. 589 00:43:48,354 --> 00:43:52,565 The love triangle, the cuckolding of Michael, sleeping with the fiancée, 590 00:43:52,566 --> 00:43:58,906 very similar to the Holden-Holliday dynamic. 591 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:05,156 - So the whole thing was your idea. - With apologies to Garson Kanin. 592 00:44:06,205 --> 00:44:09,595 - What happened to your head? - What? 593 00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:14,009 Oh. Cabinet. 594 00:44:19,969 --> 00:44:25,309 If I see Chrissy, I'll tell him you were looking for him. 595 00:44:36,235 --> 00:44:38,695 Now listen to me, you two heels. I mean business. 596 00:44:38,696 --> 00:44:41,406 I got too much at stake down here. You got something that belongs to me. 597 00:44:41,407 --> 00:44:43,700 If you wanna get out of here alive, you better give it back. 598 00:44:43,701 --> 00:44:45,535 Now, I'm no blowhard. Tell him. 599 00:44:45,536 --> 00:44:49,122 He's no blowhard. He's had people killed before. 600 00:44:49,123 --> 00:44:51,833 - It was about six years ago there was this... - Shut up! 601 00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:56,864 You ain 't gonna be telling nobody nothing pretty soon. 602 00:44:57,089 --> 00:45:01,529 This is the image of me he leaves to the world. 603 00:45:03,846 --> 00:45:09,186 I remember when he was born, I would hold him in my arms. 604 00:45:10,019 --> 00:45:12,437 He was an adorable kid, too. 605 00:45:12,438 --> 00:45:14,814 Big eyes. 606 00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:18,151 You always talk about him more like a son. 607 00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:22,155 In some ways he was, especially after his dad died. 608 00:45:22,156 --> 00:45:25,074 He was little. I used to give him rides. 609 00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:30,663 I'd put him in the basket of the butcher bike and pedal him around, 610 00:45:30,664 --> 00:45:33,541 back when Satriale's made deliveries. 611 00:45:33,542 --> 00:45:36,452 I reminded him of that recently. 612 00:45:37,922 --> 00:45:40,924 - He didn't remember. - But you do. 613 00:45:40,925 --> 00:45:43,425 We had fun. 614 00:45:44,929 --> 00:45:47,919 All those memories, and for what? 615 00:45:48,724 --> 00:45:52,264 All I am to him is some asshole bully. 616 00:45:57,733 --> 00:46:00,233 You're hurt. 617 00:46:04,782 --> 00:46:10,891 His dad Dickie was like my me to him. 618 00:46:11,247 --> 00:46:12,622 A mentor. 619 00:46:12,623 --> 00:46:15,421 Yeah, but more than that. 620 00:46:15,626 --> 00:46:19,671 A friend, a fucking guy you could look up to. 621 00:46:19,672 --> 00:46:23,902 And the hope is that you pass that shit down, 622 00:46:24,385 --> 00:46:27,138 the respect and the love. 623 00:46:31,350 --> 00:46:35,395 All I did for this fucking kid and he fucking hates me so much. 624 00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:39,146 I'm sure on some level he loves you too. 625 00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:43,069 Yeah? Take that home. Judge for yourself. 626 00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:47,198 - Last five minutes should answer that question. - I'm not going to do that. 627 00:46:47,199 --> 00:46:52,279 - Not a horror fan? - It's what you think that matters. 628 00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:56,124 I think he fucking despises me. It's pretty obvious. 629 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,625 Wants to see me dead. 630 00:47:04,258 --> 00:47:07,470 Without invalidating your feelings, 631 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:13,290 is it possible that on some level you're reading into all this? 632 00:47:18,189 --> 00:47:21,420 I've been coming here for years. 633 00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:25,620 I know too much about the subconscious now. 634 00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:39,751 Look, sweetie, 635 00:47:39,752 --> 00:47:42,545 they're nice and clean like you like them. 636 00:47:42,546 --> 00:47:45,090 Mommy, he can't really hear you. 637 00:47:45,091 --> 00:47:47,891 They're right here by the bed. 638 00:47:54,892 --> 00:47:57,602 - My... - What, baby, your what? 639 00:47:57,603 --> 00:48:00,163 Want more morphine, Daddy? 640 00:48:01,524 --> 00:48:06,882 - Mo... mother. - Grandma? What, Daddy? 641 00:48:07,196 --> 00:48:11,533 - Is he hallucinating? - I don't know. He could be. 642 00:48:11,534 --> 00:48:14,077 Sometimes they see people who've passed. 643 00:48:14,078 --> 00:48:16,578 John, look at me, baby. 644 00:48:31,804 --> 00:48:34,841 You want a cigarette, baby? John? 645 00:48:46,026 --> 00:48:49,696 You can't do that when you're on my fucking team? 646 00:48:49,697 --> 00:48:51,990 Ton', Anthony Infante to see you. 647 00:48:51,991 --> 00:48:54,409 Yeah send him in. 648 00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:57,288 There he is. X-ray specs. 649 00:48:57,496 --> 00:49:00,415 - How's John? - That's why I'm here, Tony. 650 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:03,566 John passed away late this morning. 651 00:49:03,753 --> 00:49:08,304 - Fuck. You're kidding me. - I only wish. 652 00:49:14,972 --> 00:49:18,641 He was a great guy, John. Sorry for your loss. 653 00:49:18,642 --> 00:49:22,852 Thanks. Honestly, though, it was for the best. 654 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,321 What are you gonna do? 655 00:49:31,322 --> 00:49:34,157 I beat cancer, but it took him out. 656 00:49:34,158 --> 00:49:39,078 Ride the painted pony at the spin-a-wheel glide. Huh? 657 00:49:39,955 --> 00:49:42,455 John Sacrimoni. 658 00:49:55,137 --> 00:49:58,139 We're here to celebrate what would have been my brother's, 659 00:49:58,140 --> 00:50:00,680 your uncle's, 47th birthday. 660 00:50:00,726 --> 00:50:03,226 Blow it out for him. 661 00:50:06,941 --> 00:50:09,567 Right here at this bar, this seat 662 00:50:09,568 --> 00:50:12,028 was Uncle Billy's favourite place in the whole world. 663 00:50:12,029 --> 00:50:15,615 - More than Shea Stadium? - More than Shea Stadium. 664 00:50:15,616 --> 00:50:18,743 He'd sit with his friends and tell stories about his family, 665 00:50:18,744 --> 00:50:24,034 who he loved more than anything and was so very proud of. 666 00:50:27,336 --> 00:50:30,548 From now on, his ashes will be right here 667 00:50:30,548 --> 00:50:33,883 so when his friends come to visit, he can see them. 668 00:50:33,884 --> 00:50:36,302 - Can he see us now? - Yeah. 669 00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:39,764 - Who knows who is Leonardo da Vinci? - I do. 670 00:50:39,765 --> 00:50:42,434 - Matty. - Yeah, he wrote The Da Vinci Code. 671 00:50:42,435 --> 00:50:48,022 Another man wrote that, but it's a hideous, sacrilegious book. 672 00:50:48,023 --> 00:50:51,359 - Annabella. - He was a painter, of the Mona Lisa. 673 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:57,824 - Very good. He was not only a painter, he did medical drawings and he designed a tank for the army. - Wow. 674 00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:01,953 Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. 675 00:51:01,954 --> 00:51:05,331 But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, 676 00:51:05,332 --> 00:51:08,460 they changed it at Ellis Island to Leotardo. 677 00:51:08,461 --> 00:51:10,086 What did they do that for? 678 00:51:10,087 --> 00:51:13,506 Because they're stupid, that's why, and jealous. 679 00:51:13,507 --> 00:51:16,342 They disrespected a proud Italian heritage 680 00:51:16,343 --> 00:51:19,938 and named us after a ballet costume. 681 00:51:20,181 --> 00:51:22,932 - Marissa. - That's for modern. 682 00:51:22,933 --> 00:51:28,413 - In ballet, you wear tutus. - It doesn't make a difference. 683 00:51:28,439 --> 00:51:33,199 - That's right, it doesn't. - Can we have cake now? 684 00:52:02,807 --> 00:52:06,516 How you doing, Phil? You OK? 685 00:52:07,978 --> 00:52:11,209 47. He was a fucking kid. 686 00:52:12,441 --> 00:52:15,035 Me, I'm an old man. 687 00:52:18,572 --> 00:52:22,659 I'd like to do it over, boy. Let me tell you. 688 00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:26,955 - I fucking compromised everything. - Nah. What are you talking about? 689 00:52:26,956 --> 00:52:30,312 20 years inside, not a fucking peep. 690 00:52:30,543 --> 00:52:36,214 For what? To protect the likes of Rusty fucking Millio, Doc Santoro? 691 00:52:36,215 --> 00:52:40,975 You were a man, Phil. That's saying a lot nowadays. 692 00:52:47,852 --> 00:52:52,272 That cocksucking piece of shit, Tony Soprano's cousin, 693 00:52:52,273 --> 00:52:56,824 I can't even say his name, murdered Billy. 694 00:52:57,111 --> 00:52:59,864 And what did I do about it? 695 00:53:01,490 --> 00:53:04,163 My weakness. 696 00:53:04,368 --> 00:53:07,120 Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. 697 00:53:07,121 --> 00:53:10,707 My family took shit from the Medigans the minute we got off the boat. 698 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:13,668 Come on, what the fuck you talking about? 699 00:53:13,669 --> 00:53:17,378 Leotardo. That's my fucking legacy. 700 00:53:24,889 --> 00:53:27,449 No more, Butchie. 701 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,100 No more of this.