1 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,092 Motherfucker! 2 00:02:54,339 --> 00:02:56,466 I just got rid of the last. 3 00:02:56,508 --> 00:02:57,975 Thank fuckin' Christ. 4 00:02:58,009 --> 00:02:59,704 I drove up to Connecticut. 5 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,042 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 6 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,776 So the barbecue over in Sheepshead Bay, that still a go? 7 00:03:04,816 --> 00:03:07,785 You know I'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 8 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:30,004 This way, sweetheart. There's something I need to get straight between us. 9 00:03:33,111 --> 00:03:35,978 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 10 00:04:00,338 --> 00:04:01,828 Yeah. 11 00:04:01,873 --> 00:04:04,273 It's done. Listen. 12 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:09,143 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 13 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,876 Hey, your friend the Shah was walkin' in when it happened. 14 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:14,885 Him and some skifusa got blown back on their keisters. 15 00:04:17,555 --> 00:04:21,013 And last, transfer of the deed to Jamba Juice. 16 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:26,787 - Thank you. - Thanks. 17 00:04:30,268 --> 00:04:32,600 I'll meet you out front. 18 00:04:35,106 --> 00:04:37,597 Listen, I just wanted to apologize. 19 00:04:37,642 --> 00:04:40,236 That night... 20 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:42,769 it's just I make it a policy not to mix business... 21 00:04:42,814 --> 00:04:44,839 No apology necessary, seriously. 22 00:04:44,883 --> 00:04:47,852 Good, 'cause the truth is I haven't been able to forget about you 23 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:51,378 and it ain't like I haven't been tryin'. 24 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:55,825 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 25 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,987 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 26 00:04:58,029 --> 00:05:00,054 Congratulations on the sale, though. 27 00:05:05,203 --> 00:05:08,434 "Morning Sunshine," Benjamin Moore. 28 00:05:08,473 --> 00:05:11,533 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 29 00:05:13,144 --> 00:05:15,476 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 30 00:05:15,513 --> 00:05:18,107 We should wait to decorate till after the baby's born. 31 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:21,209 Again with the superstitions? 32 00:05:21,252 --> 00:05:24,380 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 33 00:05:24,422 --> 00:05:25,912 You sit on an egg for months, 34 00:05:25,957 --> 00:05:28,824 one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 35 00:05:30,795 --> 00:05:33,491 Honey, I'm not Adrianna. 36 00:05:33,531 --> 00:05:36,762 I'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 37 00:05:36,801 --> 00:05:39,497 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, okay? 38 00:05:39,537 --> 00:05:42,665 I am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 40 00:06:01,893 --> 00:06:04,225 Workin' man get off okay? 41 00:06:04,262 --> 00:06:06,093 He was gone by the time I got up. 42 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:09,293 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 43 00:06:13,605 --> 00:06:15,664 What's the matter? 44 00:06:17,008 --> 00:06:20,603 Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. 45 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:22,772 What'd she do that for? 46 00:06:22,814 --> 00:06:25,908 Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army. 47 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:28,578 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 48 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,520 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 49 00:06:30,555 --> 00:06:33,217 The letter set Liz off, evidently. 50 00:06:33,258 --> 00:06:36,352 Look I gotta say I commiserate with the woman, but... 51 00:06:36,394 --> 00:06:38,089 She thinks her daughter is dead. 52 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:42,361 I told you I had another dream about Ade in Paris. 53 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,699 A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her. 54 00:06:45,737 --> 00:06:47,602 I know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew... 55 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:49,937 Doesn't change the fact that Adrianna is missing. 56 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:52,568 It also doesn't change the fact that her mother's a bitter lush 57 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,578 - who can't accept reality. - What reality? 58 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:58,048 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 59 00:06:58,082 --> 00:06:59,913 That's what you say to me two weeks 60 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:02,249 after our own daughter moves away to California. 61 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:06,053 Oh come on, will you stop? It's a different situation entirely. 62 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:09,116 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... 63 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,718 it's just everything all at once. 64 00:07:10,762 --> 00:07:12,491 What everything? 65 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:16,227 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 66 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:18,462 Well, AJ's got a job. He's doing better. 67 00:07:20,238 --> 00:07:22,001 You raised two gorgeous kids. 68 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,598 You got a husband that loves you. 69 00:07:23,641 --> 00:07:25,666 You made us a beautiful home. 70 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:29,778 Doesn't that count for something? 71 00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:35,343 Come on. 72 00:07:37,989 --> 00:07:40,617 Not exactly a Thanksgiving Day classic here, Ed... 73 00:07:42,393 --> 00:07:44,384 The fuck? Come on, cut it out. 74 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:47,057 He's already talkin' like a real construction worker. 75 00:07:47,098 --> 00:07:50,124 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 76 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:54,438 Go check on the bird. 77 00:07:54,472 --> 00:07:56,838 Bring back some onion dip too. 78 00:08:04,315 --> 00:08:08,012 So how's your bird these days? 79 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,747 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 80 00:08:09,787 --> 00:08:13,553 Come on, clandestine phone calls... 81 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:15,286 I know you got a new goomar. 82 00:08:15,326 --> 00:08:18,056 - What can I say, huh? - With a pregnant wife at home. 83 00:08:18,096 --> 00:08:19,723 Your timing is fuckin' priceless. 84 00:08:19,764 --> 00:08:22,699 Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 85 00:08:22,734 --> 00:08:24,861 Good point. When Carmela had her spec house, 86 00:08:24,902 --> 00:08:27,370 I can't tell you how many nights I had to fend for myself 87 00:08:27,405 --> 00:08:29,236 while she was out lookin' at bathroom fixtures. 88 00:08:29,273 --> 00:08:31,867 So this new one, how come you don't bring her around? 89 00:08:31,909 --> 00:08:35,072 Honestly I would but... 90 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:37,581 between us, she's black. 91 00:08:37,615 --> 00:08:39,742 You're bangin' a shine? 92 00:08:39,784 --> 00:08:42,719 She's hot too. Classy. 93 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:44,381 Not that it would matter to Paulie. 94 00:08:44,422 --> 00:08:46,515 I'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. 95 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:49,958 Yeah. She would feel it too. 96 00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:03,801 Hey, Uncle Paulie. 97 00:09:08,613 --> 00:09:10,911 The fuck you doin'? 98 00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:19,887 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 99 00:09:21,492 --> 00:09:23,687 I got your check. 100 00:09:23,728 --> 00:09:26,162 She a doll or what? Blanca. 101 00:09:27,732 --> 00:09:29,962 Hi. I'm Anthony. 102 00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:32,799 Yeah. I just did your paperwork. 103 00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:36,500 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 104 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,372 My urologist. I gotta take this. 105 00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:39,933 Soprano! 106 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:20,008 I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 107 00:10:20,051 --> 00:10:21,746 You started it. 108 00:10:28,059 --> 00:10:31,790 Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 109 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:36,758 I just work a lot and I'm a pig. 110 00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:39,696 Gonna get a tree in here? 111 00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:42,570 I come from Hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 112 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:47,143 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 113 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,840 Actually, we usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 114 00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:51,348 There's nothin' else to choose from. 115 00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:53,145 Makes me worried about my project. 116 00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:57,086 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 117 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:59,351 Like Monica Lewinsky. 118 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:02,018 Show your friends how hard you made me cum. 120 00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:11,334 What are we doing here, huh? 121 00:11:11,369 --> 00:11:14,634 I don't know. 122 00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:16,970 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 123 00:11:24,081 --> 00:11:28,142 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 124 00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:29,983 Can we not talk about it? 125 00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:32,922 I rushed in with her. I thought I wanted it. 126 00:11:32,957 --> 00:11:35,084 You do. 127 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:37,890 And you're not giving it a chance. 128 00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:39,897 You'll see eventually you'll want kids. 129 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:42,161 It'll be good. 130 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,033 I don't want a family with her. 131 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:46,764 She's got no idea who I am. 132 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,738 She "doesn't understand you"? 133 00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:05,978 As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting 134 00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:07,490 after the fire in his wire room. 135 00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:10,221 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 136 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:13,059 - I agreed. - Fair enough. 137 00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:14,860 Now I won't call it a sit-down because 138 00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:17,527 of the inclement negative implications. 139 00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:21,095 Let's think of it as... a meeting of minds. 140 00:12:21,138 --> 00:12:23,800 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents 141 00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:28,210 have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous 142 00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:31,147 could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 143 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:35,312 I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 144 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,253 Call him what you will, but you're talkin' about one of my captains. 145 00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:40,382 Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right? 146 00:12:40,424 --> 00:12:42,483 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 147 00:12:42,526 --> 00:12:44,391 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 148 00:12:44,428 --> 00:12:46,089 Well, before he came out of the closet 149 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:47,859 he worked for me. 150 00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:49,331 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. 151 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,664 And yours too. 152 00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:53,431 Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello? 153 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,806 - What about him? - He's MIA. 154 00:12:56,841 --> 00:12:59,139 A lot of people are concerned for his well-being. 155 00:12:59,176 --> 00:13:01,076 So what the fuck would I know about that? 156 00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:04,275 Well as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 157 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:06,977 So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too. 158 00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:08,815 Tony, please. Phil. 159 00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:11,151 We're getting off point. 160 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:13,782 I grew up in this, guys. 161 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,985 And I just lost my friend, Rusty, 162 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:19,827 and for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. 163 00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:23,356 If there's one thing my father taught me it's this... 164 00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:26,962 a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 165 00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:31,474 My business, all of our businesses, 166 00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:33,807 this infighting's costing money. 167 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:35,778 I'm willing to move forward, 168 00:13:35,813 --> 00:13:39,271 let the past be bygones. 169 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,683 - Fine with me. - A wise decision 170 00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:43,311 on both your parts. 171 00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:44,912 Now what I'd love to see is a truce. 172 00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:46,980 Wipe the slate clean. 173 00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:51,825 The no-shows, the wire room, Vito, put it all behind us. 174 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:53,352 Yeah. 175 00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:56,633 Your brother Billy, whatever happened there... 176 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,567 - All right then. - "Whatever happened there?" 177 00:13:58,602 --> 00:14:00,729 - The shooting. - "Whatever happened there?" 178 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:03,763 - God rest his soul, huh? - I'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 179 00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:05,241 This piece of shit's cousin 180 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:06,800 - Calm down, Phil. - put six bullets in the kid 181 00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:09,074 without any provocation whatsoever! 182 00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:11,013 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 183 00:14:11,048 --> 00:14:13,312 Phil, we were making headway here. I didn't mean to say... 184 00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:16,047 Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! 185 00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:17,748 Come on. 186 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,761 Jesus Christ, Carmine. What the fuck? 187 00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:27,286 Why would you possibly bring that up? 188 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,897 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. 189 00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:34,905 So the nail gun goes off, bam! 190 00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:36,531 Right through the dude's cheek. 191 00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:39,737 Oh, fuck. 192 00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:15,775 - Passaic. - What? 193 00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:18,213 Where I live. You asked me. 194 00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:20,080 Right. 195 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:24,451 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 196 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,649 Yeah, absolutely. 197 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,716 I got a son, Hector. 198 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,227 He's three. 199 00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,628 That's cool. 200 00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:46,073 You're gonna call me, right? 201 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:50,679 Hey, there's only six numbers. 202 00:15:50,714 --> 00:15:52,579 I left the last one off. 203 00:15:52,616 --> 00:15:55,710 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 204 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,827 You have an emergency call on two. 205 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,763 Oh my God. Pop? 206 00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:10,062 Guess who. 207 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,694 - That's not funny. - Had to get your attention. 208 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:15,204 Well you had my attention. Now you're wasting my time. I have to go. 209 00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:18,640 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 210 00:16:18,676 --> 00:16:21,941 that used to be a uniform supply. What's the asking? 211 00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:24,470 Three and a quarter. Can I go now? 212 00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:26,779 I was driving by. I thought it had some potential. 213 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:28,648 But it's really 9,400 square feet 214 00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:31,416 of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing 215 00:16:31,455 --> 00:16:32,979 and no foot traffic to speak of. 216 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:35,184 Ease up on the hard sell there. 217 00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:36,818 I'm thinking... 218 00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:39,489 you get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 219 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,691 I fix it, you flip it. 220 00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:46,866 Look, whatever happened, we did make some money together, right? 221 00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:51,707 - You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that? 222 00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:54,834 I'll get back to you. 223 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,020 I was up for anything. 224 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:06,716 He signed the escrow papers 225 00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:09,225 and I'm not sure what happened 226 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,195 but he... left. 227 00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:14,891 It was so fucking humiliating... 228 00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:20,265 and I was so worked up. I just needed to smooth it out. 229 00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:22,636 So there's the Cristal. 230 00:17:25,409 --> 00:17:28,469 I mean it could've been worse, given my history. 231 00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:30,571 It could've been junk. 232 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,276 Julie, right? 233 00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:36,411 - Julianna. - Christopher. 234 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:38,353 I liked your share in there, seriously. 235 00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:41,415 I'm glad or sorry I guess. 236 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,222 Got a similar situation with my job. 237 00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:46,729 I really get that rush when it's working. 238 00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:49,392 I don't think I've ever heard you share in there. 239 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,025 Not a judgment, by the way. 240 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:53,161 You learn as much from others. 241 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:55,433 I split my time at NA too. 242 00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:57,269 Junk's another thing, huh? 243 00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,277 Tell me about it. 244 00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:04,611 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, Satriale's. 245 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:08,448 Oh, right. 246 00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:12,916 Wow, cool. So I guess I'll see you. 247 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:16,222 Or maybe next week, here. 248 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,751 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 249 00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:23,661 Well... okay. 250 00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:26,670 Wanna follow me to that dive on Sip and JFK? 251 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,619 For some people, depression is a form 252 00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:55,689 of forced introversion. 253 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,201 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 254 00:18:58,235 --> 00:19:01,932 But it's out of that forced introversion 255 00:19:01,972 --> 00:19:04,304 Where you been? 256 00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:06,104 Linda Merola's. 257 00:19:06,143 --> 00:19:08,703 I left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 258 00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:13,240 - How was it? - It was nice. We gave an XBox. 259 00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:17,049 So, Stan Klimik was there. 260 00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:19,021 Ruth's husband? He works for Kroll. 261 00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:20,546 The private eyes? 262 00:19:20,591 --> 00:19:22,354 He does their computers. 263 00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:24,224 Anyway, I was telling him about Ade 264 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,559 and he said we should hire professionals 265 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:29,088 - to track her down. - Carm... 266 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,760 It's not as expensive as you might think, Tony. 267 00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:32,393 He gave me his card. 268 00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:35,599 Look, it's not about the money. 269 00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:39,131 Did you ever think that maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 270 00:19:39,176 --> 00:19:41,269 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 271 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,046 Stan said they had this case once, 272 00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:50,383 this guy ran out on his child support. 273 00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:54,152 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 12 years 274 00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:57,854 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert. 275 00:20:05,936 --> 00:20:09,702 Carmela's spec house? I need you to go lean on that building inspector. 276 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,470 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it today, for all our sakes. 277 00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:15,444 My wife needs a career. 278 00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:18,175 Tony, hey. Season's greetings. 279 00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:20,410 Good holidays to your family, huh? 280 00:20:20,451 --> 00:20:22,885 Yeah, you too. 281 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,922 Well it's bigger than I thought. 282 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,827 I got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments, 283 00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:35,661 some light retail, but we snagged on some zoning issues. 284 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,026 Let me worry about that. 285 00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:44,234 So who's this fiancé you were telling me about? 286 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:48,176 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 287 00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:53,374 - Just move on, huh? - I was confused, okay? 288 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,282 - I'm not now. - What a coincidence, 289 00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:58,117 'cause that's exactly how I feel. 290 00:20:58,155 --> 00:21:01,181 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 291 00:21:12,202 --> 00:21:14,397 It's only the latest draft. 292 00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,303 Guy who wrote it, I met him at a meeting. 293 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,103 JT Dolan, big user. 294 00:21:18,142 --> 00:21:20,872 You can tell. It's relentless. 295 00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:23,277 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 296 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,543 I didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 297 00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:30,414 Are you sure about the title, "Cleaver"? 298 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,251 The Jerry Mathers connection? 299 00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:34,621 Rules of success for pictures like this? 300 00:21:34,658 --> 00:21:38,651 One-word titles, "Saw," "Hostel," "Cleaver." 301 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,828 But Michael, he knows it's the boss right away? 302 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,035 You might want to make more of a mystery out of it. 303 00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:47,661 Maybe. 304 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:52,334 This boss, he's a really rough... 305 00:21:52,376 --> 00:21:54,503 is Anthony Soprano like that? 306 00:21:54,545 --> 00:21:57,343 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 307 00:22:00,851 --> 00:22:03,649 He's got some similarness. 308 00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:05,450 Like he thinks everything's his. 309 00:22:05,489 --> 00:22:07,889 But it's not. 310 00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:13,759 I can't get into it but there are some rules. 311 00:22:13,797 --> 00:22:16,925 Thank you. Don't get into it. I don't wanna know. 312 00:22:19,169 --> 00:22:21,831 It's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 313 00:22:21,872 --> 00:22:24,739 He hasn't been anywhere. 314 00:22:24,775 --> 00:22:26,402 Nothing happened. I told you that. 315 00:22:26,443 --> 00:22:29,310 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 316 00:22:29,346 --> 00:22:32,315 Fine. 317 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,523 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 318 00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:51,099 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 319 00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:08,375 I'm not a fucking parking spot. 321 00:23:27,704 --> 00:23:30,002 Don't get me wrong, I loved Dom more than anybody. 322 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,565 My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this. 323 00:23:32,609 --> 00:23:34,440 It was payback for Vito. 324 00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:36,605 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 325 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,384 The balls on this prick. 326 00:23:41,418 --> 00:23:43,386 To blow up a store, you call that balls? 327 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:44,887 Balls is you look a guy in the eye 328 00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:46,719 while you jam an ice pick through his lung. 329 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:49,123 I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall." 330 00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:50,888 I know what the fuck you meant. 331 00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:53,761 Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9-11. 332 00:23:53,797 --> 00:23:56,061 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 333 00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:59,557 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 334 00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:02,071 You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran? 335 00:24:02,105 --> 00:24:05,199 - Who does? - Tony. 336 00:24:05,242 --> 00:24:07,608 - I never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 337 00:24:07,644 --> 00:24:11,910 It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 338 00:24:11,949 --> 00:24:13,576 And you keep indulging him. 339 00:24:13,617 --> 00:24:16,984 You're right. 340 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:21,980 But whack a boss? I won't do that. 341 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:24,152 - It's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 342 00:24:24,194 --> 00:24:27,129 Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there. 343 00:24:33,603 --> 00:24:36,470 White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics Anonymous 344 00:24:36,506 --> 00:24:37,939 fucking "Jerry Springer Show." 345 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:40,466 The fuck with your whining tonight? 346 00:24:42,145 --> 00:24:45,979 Listen, been involved with this girl. 347 00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:47,984 In there, that's the place to share. 348 00:24:48,018 --> 00:24:51,545 It's complicated. 349 00:24:51,588 --> 00:24:55,046 Remember that real estate agent Tony was dealing with? The Jewish one? 350 00:24:55,092 --> 00:24:57,856 Fuckin' A. He planted the flag. I'd back off. 351 00:24:57,894 --> 00:24:59,361 No, he didn't do shit, she said. 352 00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:01,762 He wanted to and then never pulled the trigger. 353 00:25:01,798 --> 00:25:03,789 Okay, it's touchy but okay. 354 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:07,031 I don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 355 00:25:10,273 --> 00:25:12,241 So what's the problem? 356 00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:15,540 She's in recovery. Junk. 357 00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:19,242 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 358 00:25:19,282 --> 00:25:22,308 Listen to me. That last run you went on, 359 00:25:22,352 --> 00:25:25,879 beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that? 360 00:25:25,922 --> 00:25:29,255 Civilians, their bosses find out they slipped, 361 00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:30,884 they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 362 00:25:30,927 --> 00:25:33,691 Tony will fuckin' mulch his roses with what's left of you. 363 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:36,096 She's solid now. Years sober. 364 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:37,930 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 365 00:25:37,968 --> 00:25:41,199 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 366 00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:43,103 Schools of thought... 367 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:47,304 two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 368 00:25:47,344 --> 00:25:49,244 But it's more like she knows how bad it is. 369 00:25:49,279 --> 00:25:50,746 We watch out for each other. 370 00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:53,511 She wouldn't even let me have Red Bull. Seriously. 371 00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:56,951 Well that's the other school, two are stronger than one. 372 00:25:56,987 --> 00:25:58,614 I know I'm different with her. 373 00:25:58,655 --> 00:26:02,557 Well I guess we just keep an eye on it. 374 00:26:02,592 --> 00:26:04,253 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 375 00:26:04,294 --> 00:26:08,321 - Another married man? - I know. 376 00:26:08,365 --> 00:26:11,232 And it gets worse. I think he's connected. 377 00:26:11,268 --> 00:26:13,259 To what? 378 00:26:13,303 --> 00:26:15,464 - The mafia. - No... 379 00:26:15,505 --> 00:26:19,601 But... actually I know he is because I was involved with his boss. 380 00:26:21,645 --> 00:26:23,408 You ever hear of Anthony Soprano? 381 00:26:23,447 --> 00:26:26,575 I'm sorry, Jules. I don't even know where to fucking start. 382 00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:28,709 I know, I know. 383 00:26:28,752 --> 00:26:31,243 The stupid thing is 384 00:26:31,288 --> 00:26:34,257 he's sweet. He's good to me. 385 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,589 I want you to listen to this very carefully, 386 00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:40,084 I'm your sponsor. I'm not judging you. I'm not disappointed. 387 00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:43,531 I am concerned and I'm here to help you help yourself. 388 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:46,536 Unlike you, I've lived in North Jersey my whole life 389 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,095 and those people like his boss, 390 00:26:49,139 --> 00:26:52,575 they are sociopaths. Murderers actually. 391 00:26:52,609 --> 00:26:56,909 I know, Ame, but I think you're getting a little carried away. 392 00:26:56,947 --> 00:27:00,110 Don't hug me. On top of everything I'm getting a cold. 393 00:27:01,918 --> 00:27:03,852 Cock...! 394 00:27:03,887 --> 00:27:06,117 ...sucker motherfucker! 395 00:27:06,156 --> 00:27:08,056 You shit asshole! I hate you! 396 00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:10,355 This man is so lame. 397 00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:14,894 Shit. 398 00:27:14,931 --> 00:27:18,230 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 399 00:27:18,268 --> 00:27:20,327 They wake up the baby. 400 00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:28,505 My baby's sleeping. 401 00:27:28,545 --> 00:27:30,706 Why don't you come out here and suck our dick? 402 00:27:30,747 --> 00:27:33,147 Hey what's this asshole's problem? 403 00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:38,752 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 404 00:27:38,788 --> 00:27:40,312 now they're back. 405 00:27:42,826 --> 00:27:46,262 Okay, papi. It's all right. 406 00:27:48,598 --> 00:27:50,429 It's all right, baby. 408 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,176 Fuckwads. 409 00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:30,100 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 410 00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:33,007 I'll give you this bike. It's a Gary Fisher. 411 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:36,410 It's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 412 00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,615 All right. 413 00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:11,139 It doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are? 414 00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:14,912 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse Ventura. 415 00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:17,442 Who? 416 00:29:17,487 --> 00:29:20,456 He's a famous politician. I looked it up. 417 00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,788 How do you know my birthday? 418 00:29:22,826 --> 00:29:27,126 I did your W-4, remember? The withholding? 419 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,967 You sure it don't bother you I have a baby? 420 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:41,978 No, I love kids. 421 00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:49,778 This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace. 422 00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:52,549 - I want to. - We can watch a DVD. 423 00:29:52,589 --> 00:29:55,217 I got the 50 Cent movie down in my trunk. 424 00:29:55,258 --> 00:29:56,850 They were giving it away at the car wash. 425 00:29:58,628 --> 00:30:00,687 Don't talk. 426 00:30:01,898 --> 00:30:03,957 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. 427 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,127 Lie down. 428 00:30:11,975 --> 00:30:14,341 I'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some Robitussin. 429 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:18,177 No! It's got dextromethorphan. 430 00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:22,048 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 431 00:30:22,085 --> 00:30:24,883 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 432 00:30:27,724 --> 00:30:29,214 I resent that. 433 00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:39,758 Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 435 00:30:49,245 --> 00:30:52,408 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 436 00:30:52,449 --> 00:30:55,213 You put eight, nine, 10 tea bags in a cup. 437 00:30:57,220 --> 00:31:00,348 - Fuck's that gonna do? - It's equal to like taking a Valium. 438 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:03,621 - I didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 439 00:31:05,428 --> 00:31:08,591 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 440 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,395 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep at least. 441 00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:17,540 What do you think? 442 00:31:17,574 --> 00:31:19,371 Valerian tea. 443 00:31:19,409 --> 00:31:21,274 You have to go to the health food store. 444 00:31:32,922 --> 00:31:35,652 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 445 00:31:36,893 --> 00:31:39,123 Oh it smells all Christmassy in here. 446 00:31:39,162 --> 00:31:42,598 Yeah. 447 00:31:42,632 --> 00:31:45,863 Come on. 448 00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:48,996 Oh, the Russos, picture of their dogs. 449 00:31:49,038 --> 00:31:51,666 It's sad with no children. 450 00:31:59,282 --> 00:32:03,150 Oh my God! The Building Department. 451 00:32:03,186 --> 00:32:05,654 They're repealing the stop-work order on my spec house! 452 00:32:05,688 --> 00:32:07,679 "Construction may begin immediately." 453 00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:11,353 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present I could ever get! 454 00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:14,921 I better return that vacuum I got you then. 455 00:32:16,199 --> 00:32:18,326 So, Christmas Eve, besides the shrimp, 456 00:32:18,368 --> 00:32:21,997 - I told DeSanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 457 00:32:22,038 --> 00:32:24,438 You sure? 'cause last year you said the cherrystones were chewy. 458 00:32:24,474 --> 00:32:26,066 The littlenecks then. 459 00:32:26,109 --> 00:32:30,341 Jesus! Ebenezer Scrooge over here. 460 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:34,077 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. I don't feel good. 461 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,216 The Soft Scrub, lemon-scented. 462 00:32:43,493 --> 00:32:45,984 You're cool as a cucumber. 463 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,894 Did I say I'm hot? 464 00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:50,764 I got a tightness in my chest up by the esophagus. 465 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,927 Well you just had a checkup, Phil. 466 00:32:54,103 --> 00:32:56,196 Yeah. 467 00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,400 Imagine the Christmas Marie 468 00:32:58,441 --> 00:33:00,534 and the kids'll be having after all that with Vito? 469 00:33:00,577 --> 00:33:03,102 The DiBellas too. 470 00:33:03,146 --> 00:33:04,613 Catherine's stroke? 471 00:33:04,647 --> 00:33:06,808 Remember last year at my mother's house? 472 00:33:06,850 --> 00:33:11,412 Francesca Spatafore did that beautiful solo of "O Holy Night"? 473 00:33:11,454 --> 00:33:14,287 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 474 00:33:15,391 --> 00:33:17,985 I gotta try and take a shit. 475 00:33:18,027 --> 00:33:21,087 Now when one is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins 476 00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:23,428 that act as markers which we would detect in the blood. 477 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:25,024 You don't show any, sir. 478 00:33:25,068 --> 00:33:26,968 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 479 00:33:27,003 --> 00:33:28,766 Jesus Christ. 480 00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:31,797 Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 481 00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:34,810 - So what the hell's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 482 00:33:34,844 --> 00:33:36,471 I always say he's full of hot air. 483 00:33:36,513 --> 00:33:38,140 Pharmacy's down the hall. 484 00:33:38,181 --> 00:33:41,639 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 485 00:33:41,684 --> 00:33:43,743 Arrogant prick. 486 00:33:43,786 --> 00:33:47,085 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 487 00:34:00,503 --> 00:34:01,970 I'm so sorry. 488 00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:03,802 This asshole Wall Street couple 489 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,502 came back to look at this loft space. 490 00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:05,096 - I'm dyin'. My heart! - Oh my God! 491 00:35:06,703 --> 00:35:08,898 Okay, we're here. We're here. 492 00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:11,805 It's all right, it's all right. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 493 00:35:11,841 --> 00:35:14,309 Help! My husband. 494 00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:15,811 - Phil! - Crash cart! 495 00:35:15,845 --> 00:35:19,281 Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart! 496 00:35:23,453 --> 00:35:26,650 Heh, I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 497 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:30,523 It was too distracting. I kept losin' my hard-on. 498 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,551 Hey Ton'. Did you hear? 499 00:35:32,595 --> 00:35:35,860 Phil Leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 500 00:35:35,898 --> 00:35:39,595 So there is a Santa Claus. 501 00:35:39,636 --> 00:35:43,868 He's in Intensive Care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 502 00:35:43,906 --> 00:35:45,771 Sweetheart, drinks all around. 503 00:35:45,808 --> 00:35:49,642 And a club soda for the messenger here. 504 00:35:49,679 --> 00:35:51,943 You're happy about this, T? 505 00:35:51,981 --> 00:35:54,848 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 506 00:35:54,884 --> 00:35:58,081 A manageable pain though, eh? The devil you know... 507 00:35:58,121 --> 00:35:59,918 After the scene at Little Carmine's...? 508 00:36:03,459 --> 00:36:05,586 Corrado, don't you have nothing? 509 00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:07,528 You can make a hand turkey. 510 00:36:07,563 --> 00:36:10,327 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 511 00:36:13,236 --> 00:36:14,965 Visitor for Mr. Soprano. 512 00:36:18,574 --> 00:36:21,236 Bobby! 513 00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:30,183 Any of you know what "bacala" is? 514 00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:32,016 Of course you don't. 515 00:36:32,055 --> 00:36:34,148 Well, it's salted cod. 516 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,624 We taught the world how to eat. 517 00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:39,753 Junior, sit. 518 00:36:45,868 --> 00:36:47,859 Happy holidays, huh? 519 00:36:47,904 --> 00:36:49,735 You smell the piss in this place? 520 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,899 I ain't gonna stay too long. 521 00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:55,401 Just to say you should keep this. 522 00:36:55,445 --> 00:36:59,142 - What's that? - You had Beppe drop it by, remember? 523 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:02,049 Had a Post-it? It said "Merry Christmas"? 524 00:37:04,053 --> 00:37:05,520 It's a gift. 525 00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:08,319 It's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 526 00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:11,220 It wouldn't be right. 527 00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:14,127 I mean frankly I shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 528 00:37:14,163 --> 00:37:16,358 He's still up on his cross, huh? 529 00:37:16,399 --> 00:37:19,197 Junior, you shot him. 530 00:37:19,235 --> 00:37:21,601 Yeah, well it's not that simple. 531 00:37:21,637 --> 00:37:23,764 I know a few things you don't. 532 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,967 Like maybe I wasn't acting alone. 533 00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:28,135 Junior, JFK was 40 years ago. 534 00:37:28,177 --> 00:37:30,577 That's all I'll say about that. 535 00:37:32,415 --> 00:37:34,576 You see that one over there? 536 00:37:34,617 --> 00:37:38,713 An attorney. I'm mounting my case. 537 00:37:38,755 --> 00:37:41,781 Look, I should take off. 538 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:43,621 You want a snack? A soda? 539 00:37:43,659 --> 00:37:45,388 What the fuck? You just got here. 540 00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:49,459 Happy holidays. 541 00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,714 Here. 542 00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,719 One hand washes the other. 543 00:38:10,753 --> 00:38:13,654 So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you." 544 00:38:35,812 --> 00:38:37,871 You know her? 545 00:38:37,914 --> 00:38:41,077 Oh that's right, you and her... 546 00:38:41,117 --> 00:38:43,677 - How'd that all go? - I had to put her on the shelf. 547 00:38:46,355 --> 00:38:50,189 Yeah, she's a friend of Kaisha, the black one I was tellin' you about. 548 00:38:52,628 --> 00:38:56,155 She was just now asking what to get Kaisha for her birthday. 549 00:38:57,967 --> 00:39:00,162 What'd you tell her? 550 00:39:00,203 --> 00:39:02,194 Luther Vandross, a box set. 553 00:39:53,923 --> 00:39:55,584 You know what's interesting? 555 00:39:58,327 --> 00:40:02,457 Us being able to use again, 556 00:40:02,498 --> 00:40:05,058 but integrating it into our lives. 557 00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:07,797 Yeah. 558 00:40:07,837 --> 00:40:11,238 Work... 559 00:40:11,274 --> 00:40:13,265 socialize... 560 00:40:15,678 --> 00:40:19,444 but still having a mastery. 561 00:40:19,482 --> 00:40:21,882 Not easy. 562 00:40:21,918 --> 00:40:24,318 But interesting as shit. 563 00:40:38,267 --> 00:40:40,701 For one thing, we don't use needles. 564 00:40:52,715 --> 00:40:55,115 I should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 565 00:41:03,993 --> 00:41:05,585 What? 566 00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:07,994 We're not anymore. 567 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:10,555 He's already hinky. 568 00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:14,234 He starts pokin' around, 569 00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:16,602 finds out we met in AA, 570 00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:19,540 he could suspect I'm usin' again... 572 00:41:24,613 --> 00:41:27,741 and ruin everything. 573 00:41:58,914 --> 00:42:00,381 There he is. 574 00:42:00,416 --> 00:42:01,815 Where the fuck you been? 575 00:42:01,851 --> 00:42:03,546 You heard that Phil had surgery now? 576 00:42:03,586 --> 00:42:06,054 Turds in the aorta a medical first. 577 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:07,885 Gotta see my chiropodist. 578 00:42:07,923 --> 00:42:09,948 T... 579 00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:12,187 there's something I should tell you. 580 00:42:21,003 --> 00:42:22,903 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 581 00:42:22,938 --> 00:42:24,929 I've been bangin' her. 582 00:42:29,612 --> 00:42:32,342 See, I knew some shit was goin' on. 583 00:42:34,350 --> 00:42:36,113 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 584 00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:38,450 I wasn't sure how it ended with you two 585 00:42:38,487 --> 00:42:40,455 till you set me straight. 586 00:42:40,489 --> 00:42:42,855 Stupid, right? 587 00:42:42,892 --> 00:42:45,827 Point is I want everything above boards 588 00:42:45,861 --> 00:42:48,694 as always between you and me. 589 00:42:48,731 --> 00:42:50,528 I don't give a fuck. 590 00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:53,399 Do what you want with her. 591 00:42:57,773 --> 00:42:59,866 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 592 00:42:59,909 --> 00:43:01,433 I do not betray my wife. 593 00:43:01,477 --> 00:43:04,935 I go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 594 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:07,676 this very hot, 595 00:43:07,716 --> 00:43:10,810 very beautiful, intelligent woman, 596 00:43:10,853 --> 00:43:14,152 'cause of the way Carmela nursed me and cared for me. 597 00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,454 And my fuckin' turkey-neck of a nephew 598 00:43:16,492 --> 00:43:18,119 winds up with his dick in there. 599 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,060 A guy I gotta see every day. 600 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:23,298 And this is my reward. 601 00:43:23,332 --> 00:43:25,129 Frankly, I'm encouraged. 602 00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,465 With the fuckin' riddles again. 603 00:43:27,503 --> 00:43:30,734 I sat here dreading the end of the story 604 00:43:30,773 --> 00:43:32,240 would involve you erupting 605 00:43:32,274 --> 00:43:35,675 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 606 00:43:35,711 --> 00:43:37,736 Well, Christmas isn't over yet. 607 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:39,441 You came out of that shooting 608 00:43:39,482 --> 00:43:41,916 feeling each day is a "gift." 609 00:43:41,951 --> 00:43:44,283 Well, this is a corollary to that. 610 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,788 A what? 611 00:43:46,822 --> 00:43:50,553 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 612 00:43:50,593 --> 00:43:53,289 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 613 00:43:58,134 --> 00:44:02,036 You know what I've been realizing? 614 00:44:02,071 --> 00:44:04,972 These women, they're all sort of the same, 615 00:44:05,007 --> 00:44:08,408 dark complexion, smart, 616 00:44:08,444 --> 00:44:11,140 they smell a little bit of money. 617 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:15,344 There's you and... Gloria 618 00:44:15,384 --> 00:44:17,545 and this "Ashkenuzi." 619 00:44:19,822 --> 00:44:21,289 So what's that about? 620 00:44:21,323 --> 00:44:23,348 What do you think it's about? 621 00:44:29,498 --> 00:44:31,830 Well... 622 00:44:31,867 --> 00:44:33,994 It's probably the reason I still come here 623 00:44:34,036 --> 00:44:36,402 to hang out with you... 624 00:44:36,438 --> 00:44:39,168 'cause nothing really changes with the therapy part. 625 00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,448 Ton'? That fed's out front. Harris. 626 00:45:26,488 --> 00:45:29,048 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 627 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,197 What's the matter? Not enough mayo? 628 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,207 Tony, how you doing? 629 00:45:45,241 --> 00:45:48,608 Good, so how's the War on Terror? 630 00:45:48,644 --> 00:45:52,239 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 631 00:45:52,281 --> 00:45:55,546 So, Phil Leotardo, huh? Coronary? 632 00:45:55,584 --> 00:45:58,781 I swear to God I had nothin' to do with that. 633 00:45:58,821 --> 00:46:01,381 Just so you know, 634 00:46:01,423 --> 00:46:03,755 I'm still in touch with some agents who work O.C. 635 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:06,454 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn right now. 636 00:46:06,495 --> 00:46:08,963 So what else is new, huh? 637 00:46:08,998 --> 00:46:11,523 That someone close to you may be in danger. 638 00:46:11,567 --> 00:46:13,797 Really? 639 00:46:13,836 --> 00:46:16,134 Anybody specific? 640 00:46:16,171 --> 00:46:20,130 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 641 00:46:28,284 --> 00:46:31,742 - Thanks. - It's Christmas. 642 00:46:49,538 --> 00:46:51,472 What? You want me to call a doctor? 643 00:46:51,507 --> 00:46:54,499 Cramping in my legs? It could be anything. 644 00:46:54,543 --> 00:46:56,067 Well then what'd you call me for? 645 00:46:56,111 --> 00:46:58,511 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 646 00:46:58,547 --> 00:47:01,175 Yeah. I'll see you later. 647 00:47:03,352 --> 00:47:04,944 Bring me home a quattro formaggi. 648 00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:06,852 I don't care what time it is. Wake me up. 649 00:47:06,889 --> 00:47:08,948 All right. 650 00:47:19,101 --> 00:47:20,625 We were talking about recovery 651 00:47:20,669 --> 00:47:22,830 and your organized crime thing. 652 00:47:22,871 --> 00:47:25,271 That I took an oath 653 00:47:25,307 --> 00:47:27,241 that was a sacred oath. 654 00:47:27,276 --> 00:47:31,713 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a saint. 655 00:47:31,747 --> 00:47:35,547 You draw blood, but technically I shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 657 00:47:38,954 --> 00:47:41,445 The program... 658 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:44,015 I could never really get into the "Higher Power" part. 659 00:47:44,059 --> 00:47:46,220 Well, me neither. It's hard. 660 00:47:47,629 --> 00:47:50,826 I mostly think of the group consciousness as a Higher Power. 661 00:47:50,866 --> 00:47:55,496 I said to myself that that oath would be my Higher Power. 662 00:47:55,537 --> 00:47:57,266 That would be my strength. 663 00:47:57,306 --> 00:47:59,297 That code, that's a soldier's oath. 664 00:47:59,341 --> 00:48:01,935 - I could see that. - But the problem is 665 00:48:01,977 --> 00:48:05,105 nobody lives it no more. Not Tony, not nobody. 666 00:48:05,147 --> 00:48:08,014 They let you down. 667 00:48:10,819 --> 00:48:14,346 Whatever... here I am. 668 00:48:14,390 --> 00:48:16,756 - Using. - Using. 669 00:48:23,098 --> 00:48:24,588 Are you breaking up with me? 670 00:48:28,904 --> 00:48:30,872 No. 671 00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:43,551 Should we go to a meeting? 672 00:48:45,421 --> 00:48:48,015 I don't know. 673 00:48:48,056 --> 00:48:50,149 What do you wanna do? 674 00:48:52,528 --> 00:48:55,088 I know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 675 00:49:27,963 --> 00:49:29,954 Take one car? 676 00:49:31,033 --> 00:49:32,933 I'll follow you. 677 00:49:45,514 --> 00:49:47,311 You should've called first. 678 00:50:00,362 --> 00:50:03,456 How's John? 679 00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:04,989 Some Christmas present, huh? 680 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:10,336 I'll see you in the morn... 681 00:50:14,076 --> 00:50:15,805 I'll see you in the morning. 682 00:50:15,844 --> 00:50:18,210 God loves you. 683 00:50:35,664 --> 00:50:39,122 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 684 00:50:47,409 --> 00:50:49,468 Listen to me. 685 00:51:01,123 --> 00:51:03,683 Now I never told nobody this, 686 00:51:03,725 --> 00:51:08,355 but while I was in that coma... 687 00:51:11,266 --> 00:51:13,291 somethin' happened to me. 688 00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:16,900 I went someplace... 689 00:51:19,274 --> 00:51:23,438 I think. But I know I never wanna go back there. 690 00:51:25,113 --> 00:51:27,343 And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about. 691 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,986 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed 692 00:51:38,026 --> 00:51:40,187 wishin' they saved more no-show jobs. 693 00:51:45,701 --> 00:51:47,635 Now you take your time. 694 00:51:49,605 --> 00:51:52,165 You get better. 695 00:51:52,207 --> 00:51:55,040 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 696 00:51:55,077 --> 00:51:58,808 But when you do, you focus on grandkids 697 00:51:58,847 --> 00:52:01,680 and good things. 698 00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:04,845 We can have it all, Phil... 699 00:52:04,886 --> 00:52:06,786 plenty for everybody. 700 00:52:12,027 --> 00:52:14,427 Stop cryin' now. 701 00:52:23,171 --> 00:52:24,798 We should let him sleep. 702 00:52:29,344 --> 00:52:31,141 We gotta stop meeting like this, huh? 703 00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:03,506 George, hi. Carmela Soprano. 704 00:53:03,545 --> 00:53:06,844 Listen, I wanna move ahead with the roofing, ordering the slate? 705 00:53:08,717 --> 00:53:10,514 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 706 00:53:10,552 --> 00:53:12,110 In the fridge, top shelf. 707 00:53:13,388 --> 00:53:16,880 Bob Cratchit! Pass out the punch! 708 00:53:16,925 --> 00:53:20,861 What I said is none of your business! 709 00:53:20,896 --> 00:53:24,559 I'll make it my business! 710 00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:28,057 - Sophia, come help, hon'. - I don't like disturbances in my place. 711 00:53:28,103 --> 00:53:30,697 Either lay off politics or get out! 712 00:53:32,874 --> 00:53:35,707 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 713 00:53:35,744 --> 00:53:37,405 You sure you got enough? 714 00:53:37,446 --> 00:53:39,311 Remember you're a kid, WABC? 715 00:53:39,347 --> 00:53:40,939 They'd tell you where Santa was, 716 00:53:40,982 --> 00:53:43,246 trackin' him on Air Force radar? 717 00:53:46,021 --> 00:53:49,252 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 718 00:53:53,328 --> 00:53:56,354 - To America. - To America. 719 00:53:56,398 --> 00:53:58,423 To America. 720 00:53:58,467 --> 00:54:00,901 Hello. 721 00:54:00,936 --> 00:54:03,734 Everybody, this is Blanca. Blanca, my mom, 722 00:54:03,772 --> 00:54:05,330 - my dad. - Hi. 723 00:54:05,373 --> 00:54:07,637 This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 724 00:54:07,676 --> 00:54:10,941 Hi, Hector. Oh, look at those eyes. 725 00:54:12,414 --> 00:54:15,042 He's not so shy at home. 726 00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:17,677 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 727 00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,381 Oh, it's from Anthony. 728 00:54:20,422 --> 00:54:22,083 Really? 729 00:54:26,328 --> 00:54:29,729 Hector, no, papi! Those ain't your presents. 730 00:54:29,765 --> 00:54:31,892 It's okay. I got him. 731 00:54:31,933 --> 00:54:34,629 - Easy there fellow. - Hey, come here, you. Come here. 732 00:54:34,669 --> 00:54:37,297 Who's coming later? 733 00:54:37,339 --> 00:54:40,172 - Santa! - Is Santa Claus coming, huh? 734 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:43,075 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her I kept my promise. 735 00:54:43,111 --> 00:54:45,443 I'm wearing your present from Paris. 736 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,677 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 737 00:54:58,827 --> 00:55:01,387 She's 10 years older than him 738 00:55:01,429 --> 00:55:03,659 and she's Puerto Rican. 739 00:55:03,698 --> 00:55:06,599 Dominican... maybe. 740 00:55:07,969 --> 00:55:10,460 Atleast she's Catholic. 741 00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:13,064 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 742 00:55:13,108 --> 00:55:14,905 You were overjoyed when I sent him down there. 743 00:55:14,943 --> 00:55:16,535 Carmela, your daughter says 744 00:55:16,578 --> 00:55:18,808 you're using up all her cell phone minutes. 745 00:55:21,316 --> 00:55:24,149 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 746 00:55:24,186 --> 00:55:27,383 - The mall. - Should've told me. 747 00:55:27,422 --> 00:55:30,289 - I got a guy. - And I got a job. 748 00:55:32,394 --> 00:55:35,192 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 749 00:55:35,230 --> 00:55:40,167 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. Good night, mademoiselle. 750 00:55:40,202 --> 00:55:43,035 Okay, sweetie. I love you too. 751 00:55:46,608 --> 00:55:48,473 Merry Christmas, baby. 752 00:55:50,846 --> 00:55:53,007 Yeah, we're all here, same as always. 753 00:55:53,048 --> 00:55:55,039 Bobby Jr., get in here and eat! 754 00:55:56,718 --> 00:55:59,312 You want some wine? 755 00:55:59,354 --> 00:56:00,946 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 756 00:56:00,989 --> 00:56:03,150 Uncle Tom had to work. 757 00:56:04,192 --> 00:56:07,286 All right, honey. 758 00:56:07,329 --> 00:56:08,819 I miss you too. 759 00:56:10,699 --> 00:56:12,564 Merry Christmas. 760 00:56:14,502 --> 00:56:16,333 Love to Finn, huh? 761 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:30,073 You have a gorgeous home. 762 00:56:30,118 --> 00:56:32,109 Thank you. 763 00:56:35,590 --> 00:56:37,490 We do.