1 00:01:39,464 --> 00:01:41,932 Are you all right? 2 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:43,798 Yeah! 3 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:45,826 Keep going! 4 00:02:00,619 --> 00:02:02,519 Are you sure you're all right? 5 00:02:02,554 --> 00:02:04,784 The incision? 6 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,857 You're listening to the stations 7 00:02:09,895 --> 00:02:11,886 of member-supported New Hampshire Public Radio. 8 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,296 We're WEBO, Concord 89.1; 9 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:18,133 WEBJ, Jackson 99.5 F.M. 10 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,263 This is New Hampshire Public Radio, 11 00:02:20,305 --> 00:02:23,900 news and information for the Granite State. 12 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,445 It's nice having this again. 13 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:42,351 Well, it's supposed to be better than "nice." 14 00:02:42,394 --> 00:02:44,453 You know what I mean. 15 00:02:44,496 --> 00:02:48,023 After that nightmare, God, we are blessed, Tony. 16 00:02:48,066 --> 00:02:50,034 Yeah. 17 00:02:59,111 --> 00:03:01,079 AJ's practicing? 18 00:03:01,113 --> 00:03:04,241 That's a first. 19 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:11,955 I'll let you know. 20 00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:17,857 - All right. - All right, thanks, man. 21 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:23,061 Your amigos with the baggy pants... 22 00:03:23,101 --> 00:03:25,069 hope you kept 'em away from the silver. 23 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:27,264 Oh, Jesus, they're musicians, all right? 24 00:03:27,305 --> 00:03:29,705 They saw an ad for the drums. 25 00:03:29,741 --> 00:03:31,709 You're selling your drums? 26 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:34,075 I need cash. I don't play 'em anymore. 27 00:03:34,112 --> 00:03:36,410 Those drums were a gift from your father. 28 00:03:36,448 --> 00:03:38,245 Yeah, I don't wanna sell 'em. 29 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:40,581 And if you guys hadn't made me get such a crappy job, 30 00:03:40,619 --> 00:03:42,746 - I wouldn't have to. - This is our fault? 31 00:03:42,788 --> 00:03:44,915 I'm wasting my time at Blockbuster. 32 00:03:44,956 --> 00:03:47,186 Why don't you get off your ass and find another job? 33 00:03:47,225 --> 00:03:50,319 What about community college? You said you were gonna go back to school. 34 00:03:50,362 --> 00:03:52,557 Okay, for the hundredth time: 35 00:03:52,597 --> 00:03:56,533 I can't register until second semester! 36 00:03:56,568 --> 00:03:59,002 - Oh! - Jesus Christ! 37 00:03:59,037 --> 00:04:00,504 I do what you guys want, 38 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:02,734 don't I deserve some kind of life? 39 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:10,380 Please, move back! Move back! 40 00:04:26,832 --> 00:04:29,096 Jim, we need a crew on the roof to ventilate. Let's go! 41 00:04:29,134 --> 00:04:31,364 I can't find Gareth. I think he's still in the house. 42 00:04:31,403 --> 00:04:33,268 Son of a bitch. We'll get him. 43 00:04:33,305 --> 00:04:36,433 - Oh God, Gareth! - We'll get him, Sarah. We'll get him. 44 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:40,844 - It'll be all right, Sarah. - Come on, guys, go go go! 45 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:43,279 Hurry up! Come on. 46 00:04:43,315 --> 00:04:46,250 - Look, look! - That window! 47 00:04:46,284 --> 00:04:49,651 - I got him! - Oh... oh God! 48 00:04:49,688 --> 00:04:52,179 I got her kid. 49 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:54,089 All right, whoo! 50 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:10,131 You want another one? 51 00:05:10,175 --> 00:05:12,200 Yeah, sure. 52 00:05:35,901 --> 00:05:38,734 So Uncle Jun'... 53 00:05:40,038 --> 00:05:42,302 what are we gonna do about him? 54 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:48,710 He's incarcerated for the rest of his unnatural life. 55 00:05:48,747 --> 00:05:50,647 So fuck him. 56 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:51,910 He's a walking corpse. 57 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:54,180 Yeah, but, Dad, what he did to you... 58 00:05:54,219 --> 00:05:57,416 Certainly nothing for you to worry about. 59 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:45,059 "Manager Dale." Welcome to the neighborhood. 60 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:48,072 We're from the North Ward Merchants Protective Cooperative. 61 00:06:48,106 --> 00:06:50,074 I'm kinda busy. You guys looking for a donation? 62 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:52,599 - Let him finish. - You may have noticed, 63 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:55,442 not to denigrate anyone, but this is a transitional neighborhood. 64 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,847 I mean, demographically speaking, you still have a lot of marginal types. 65 00:06:58,883 --> 00:07:01,716 We merchants have found you really should 66 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:04,119 have some round-the-clock security here. 67 00:07:04,155 --> 00:07:06,953 - Isn't that what the police are for? - They do their best, 68 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:08,687 but they got their hands full. 69 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:11,195 Your weekly dues to us will give you all the supplemental 70 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:14,289 - safety net you'll ever need. - I can't authorize anything like that. 71 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:16,425 It have to go through Corporate in Seattle. 72 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:20,461 We merchants prefer to deal on a personal one-on-one basis. 73 00:07:20,505 --> 00:07:22,530 I don't have any discretionary funds. 74 00:07:22,574 --> 00:07:24,201 It's gotta go through Corporate. 75 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:26,437 How do you think Corporate would feel if... 76 00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:29,845 for the sake of argument, someone threw a brick through your window? 77 00:07:29,881 --> 00:07:32,042 They've got 10,000 stores in North America. 78 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,846 I don't think they'd feel anything. 79 00:07:33,885 --> 00:07:37,446 What if, God forbid, it wasn't just vandalism? 80 00:07:37,489 --> 00:07:39,753 What if an employee, 81 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:42,419 even the manager say, was assaulted? 82 00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:49,462 Look, every last fucking coffee bean 83 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:51,901 is in the computer and has to be accounted for. 84 00:07:51,936 --> 00:07:56,236 The numbers don't add up, I'll be gone and somebody else will be here. 85 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:08,379 It's over for the little guy. 86 00:08:10,388 --> 00:08:13,516 Vince, good morning. How's your book coming? 87 00:08:13,558 --> 00:08:15,492 Okay. 88 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:18,792 You're always welcome to join the other guests for breakfast. 89 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:21,560 Thad says if your dishwasher is newer than five years, 90 00:08:21,599 --> 00:08:23,590 you don't need to use the pre-rinse cycle. 91 00:08:23,635 --> 00:08:26,263 The fact is I don't recommend it. It can trick the sensors 92 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:29,535 into thinking that the dishes are cleaner than they really are. 93 00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:32,475 I gotta go write. Thanks. 94 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:37,506 Morning. 95 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:54,361 Jason Masucci was down in Tampa visiting his mother, 96 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:57,800 thought he saw Vito in a Jenny Craig. 97 00:08:57,836 --> 00:09:00,430 Turned out to be some other fat piece of shit. 98 00:09:00,472 --> 00:09:02,565 If that fag ever does come back, 99 00:09:02,607 --> 00:09:05,167 we should have Carlo do it. 100 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:06,734 Be good with all the crews. 101 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:09,872 Excuse me? You were all hot to trot. 102 00:09:09,914 --> 00:09:13,145 I got enough complications in my life. 103 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:15,152 Feds up my ass. 104 00:09:15,186 --> 00:09:17,154 For business reasons, okay, 105 00:09:17,188 --> 00:09:19,315 but for political correctness? 106 00:09:19,357 --> 00:09:22,224 Ooh, check it out. 107 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:25,286 I could do that, no problem. 108 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:27,127 Wait here. I'll get your Viagra. 109 00:09:27,165 --> 00:09:30,623 Let me tell you something, for two months after the shooting, 110 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,659 as far as snatch was concerned, 111 00:09:32,704 --> 00:09:35,138 didn't even have a hard-on when I woke up in the morning. 112 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,004 Like Sil. 113 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,804 Bullet didn't fuck with the plumbing though. 114 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:40,743 No no, thank God. 115 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:42,906 It's just the effects of the physical trauma. 116 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:45,177 Doc said it was part of the healing process. 117 00:09:45,216 --> 00:09:47,684 I must be healed now because I got a baguette 118 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:49,846 in my pants now 24/7. 119 00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:52,356 Affirmation of life. 120 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:55,882 Hey, she's coming this way. 121 00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,792 Put money in the meter or something. 122 00:09:59,831 --> 00:10:03,358 Anthony Soprano. 123 00:10:03,401 --> 00:10:05,767 - Yeah. - Julianna Skiff, 124 00:10:05,804 --> 00:10:08,534 Century 21. You got a minute? 125 00:10:08,573 --> 00:10:10,541 Sure. 126 00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:13,169 Cannoli? 127 00:10:13,211 --> 00:10:15,475 No, thank you. 128 00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:18,539 You own the building at 217 Franklin, right around the corner, 129 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,108 currently occupied by Caputo Live Poultry. 130 00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:22,983 I represent the Jamba Juice Company. 131 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:25,319 They're interested in purchasing the property. 132 00:10:25,356 --> 00:10:27,347 Jamba Juice... 133 00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:29,553 wants to put a store in around here? 134 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:32,222 Well, you must have noticed the area's on an upswing. 135 00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:34,458 You know the old glove factory across the park, 136 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:36,797 over by the cathedral, beautiful renovation. 137 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:38,803 I just bought a loft there myself. 138 00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:42,238 Person like yourself's a wonderful addition to the neighborhood. 139 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:49,107 Jamba Juice is willing to pay $175 a square foot. 140 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,275 Public records show the building at 1,800 square feet. 141 00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:55,718 So that makes a purchase price of $315,000. 142 00:10:55,753 --> 00:10:58,017 You ever buy eggs from Caputo? 143 00:10:58,056 --> 00:11:01,048 Frankly, I'm not wild about the smell in there. 144 00:11:01,092 --> 00:11:03,458 Let me tell ya, his eggs taste 10 times better 145 00:11:03,494 --> 00:11:06,986 than any of the ones you get in the supermarket. Chickens too. 146 00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:09,329 Businesses relocate all the time. 147 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:12,666 No, this would be a real loss for the neighborhood. 148 00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,729 Don't you live out in North Caldwell? 149 00:11:14,772 --> 00:11:17,263 Yeah, my family made the trek up Guinea Gulch. 150 00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:20,277 Bloomfield Avenue. 151 00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:22,836 But my roots here go way back. 152 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:24,974 My grandfather came from Avellino 153 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:27,849 like most of the people around here, and I grew up right over there. 154 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:30,286 My father was an early community leader. 155 00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:32,983 Mm-hmm. 156 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:36,851 How about you? Where're you from? 157 00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,522 Upstate New York. 158 00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:41,464 - Binghamton. - How'd you wind up here? 159 00:11:41,499 --> 00:11:44,957 My parents have a catering business, 160 00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,995 something to leave to the kids, right? 161 00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:51,406 Only I didn't see myself making Salisbury steak for the next 30 years. 162 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:53,410 So I left home at 17. 163 00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:56,936 - Rebellious. - Just a low tolerance for boredom. 164 00:11:56,981 --> 00:12:01,384 So... interested, not interested? 165 00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:04,320 I'm interested. 166 00:12:04,355 --> 00:12:06,323 But as far as the property's concerned, 167 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:08,518 175 a square foot's a little low. 168 00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:13,227 And... 169 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:15,255 I don't wanna sell out from under the guy. 170 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,709 Good morning, Vince. 171 00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:29,906 The usual? 172 00:12:29,948 --> 00:12:33,349 - Been dreaming of those johnnycakes. - Can't beat Jim's johnnycakes. 173 00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:35,477 I saw you at the fire last night. 174 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,488 You got balls, my friend. 175 00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:40,423 You don't get paid for that, right? 176 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,483 We're all volunteers. 177 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,791 Back where I come from, you join the fire department 178 00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:46,797 to steal shit from people's bedrooms. 179 00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:49,629 - How's the book coming? - It's fucking slow today. 180 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,066 Writer's block, huh? 181 00:12:51,102 --> 00:12:53,161 Let's just say I like eating a lot more than writing. 182 00:12:53,204 --> 00:12:55,172 And you don't help any. 183 00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:57,674 Everything you make is fucking delicious. 184 00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:00,234 You know... 185 00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:02,439 I don't know how you do it. 186 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,448 I can't even write a letter. 187 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:07,940 I saw Graziano fight Sugar Ray in 1952. 188 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,886 I took a train to Chicago. 189 00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:12,913 Maybe you should interview me. 190 00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:14,652 Maybe I will. 191 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:17,354 I thought you were writing a book about Rocky Marciano. 192 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:23,128 Well, you can't talk about one without the other. 193 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,964 Marciano... 194 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,301 now that was a tragic death. 195 00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:30,830 Now what was the year he fought Joe Louis... '49? 196 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,172 Yeah. 197 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:35,008 Actually, I think it was '51. 198 00:13:36,247 --> 00:13:38,215 When you told me you were writing a book, 199 00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:40,183 I looked him up on the Internet. 200 00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:42,516 I don't know where my fucking head is today. 201 00:13:42,553 --> 00:13:45,386 Maybe you're working too hard. 202 00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:48,392 Yeah. 203 00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:52,590 It must be lonely sometimes... being a writer. 204 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:56,066 You get used to it. 205 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,261 Hey, Dad, I left my science project in the back. 206 00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:02,102 Don't lose my glue gun. 207 00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:11,181 Hey, Mrs. Conte. Come sta'? 208 00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:14,616 - How's the hip? - Hey, Anthony. I need your help. 209 00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:16,711 - What? - Those nigger fucking whores, 210 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,722 they play that music so loud. 211 00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:22,192 Now that's not nice. Those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Conte. 212 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:24,194 I ask 'em nice to turn it down. 213 00:14:24,228 --> 00:14:27,493 They tell me to go fuck myself. 214 00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:31,234 - I'll see what I can do. - Thanks. 215 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:32,896 Hey, how's Junior? 216 00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:35,405 - Tell him I said hello. - Yeah. 217 00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:53,286 You know, I been meaning to ask you, 218 00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:56,316 chicken or the egg? You wanna weigh in? 219 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,157 That same stupid joke, huh? 220 00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:01,222 - How are you? - Good good. 221 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:03,062 So how's business? Mezzo mezz'? 222 00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:06,002 - Believe it or not, better than ever. - Glad to hear it. 223 00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:08,005 I'll have to raise your rent. 224 00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:16,571 See, when you hold your knife with your blade 225 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,878 facing your opponent, you got a lot better control. 226 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,645 Plus, you protect the forearm. 227 00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:23,313 No, if you got the tip pointing at him, you get more distance. 228 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:25,345 You could swipe his abdomen and fucking gut him. 229 00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:28,324 See, that's stupid. Look how your range of motion is limited. 230 00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:31,021 It's so easy for him to step back, grab your fucking arm, 231 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:33,724 - take your knife away. - Could someone please check us out? 232 00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,069 Yo, Hernan. 233 00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:45,507 Sure, what time? 234 00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,875 Cool. 235 00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:49,880 No problem. I can cover tonight. 236 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:53,475 I'm totally fucking minted. Later. 237 00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:55,509 Yeah? 238 00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:57,783 I'm at work. What do you think? 239 00:15:57,822 --> 00:16:01,781 He stepped on a nail? 240 00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:03,293 Fuck. 241 00:16:03,327 --> 00:16:06,660 How far did it go in? 242 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:08,824 - Fuck! - Would you mind? 243 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:10,731 I better call you back. Bye. 244 00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:15,165 That was Hernan? 245 00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:18,709 He was such a dick in high school. 246 00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:21,075 Well, he was a senior. What do you expect? 247 00:16:21,112 --> 00:16:23,444 They always shit on the underclassmen. 248 00:16:25,683 --> 00:16:27,651 The kid spends every night 249 00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:29,812 in some fucking club in New York, 250 00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:32,846 sleeps till noon, puts in a couple hours at Blockbuster 251 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,222 and that's it. 252 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,750 And since my injury, like I told you, 253 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:40,491 I've been more, you know... 254 00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:43,659 accepting. Be grateful for what you got. 255 00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:48,001 But maybe that's wrong. Maybe I should be on the kid. 256 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:51,531 My dad would have kicked my lazy ass out of the house. 257 00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:54,170 Really? 258 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:57,545 It's the chopping off of the guy's finger, right? 259 00:16:57,582 --> 00:17:00,847 I never should have told you 'cause that's all you fixate on with him. 260 00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:04,582 Can you empathize with AJ at that age? 261 00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:08,114 Yeah, I had some problems at school, 262 00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:10,354 but I didn't vegetate. 263 00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:13,795 - What? - These are different times. 264 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:17,824 People today are bombarded with so much information, 265 00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:21,065 so much input of every kind. 266 00:17:21,105 --> 00:17:24,233 Consequently, true adulthood 267 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,765 is delayed. 268 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:29,246 Sociologists say that 26 269 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,908 is in fact the new 21. 270 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:33,974 And the new 26 is what? 271 00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:39,087 I'm 46, so that means I'm what, 35? 272 00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:44,994 My father isn't an old man. 273 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:48,760 It's ridiculous to let himself disintegrate like this. 274 00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:55,028 How's it going with patient Soprano? 275 00:17:57,842 --> 00:18:01,676 - What? - I'm talking about my father, Elliot. 276 00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:04,340 - I thought you were done. - It happens too often. 277 00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:07,613 I think that's a non-sequitur accusation. 278 00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:10,553 Why don't you just admit he's a gangster? 279 00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:13,386 He was gunned down, and you're into it 280 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,915 on a tabloid level. 281 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,259 You devoted quite a chunk of last visit to him. 282 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,458 I'm responding to that. 283 00:18:21,499 --> 00:18:24,024 Nothing's changed, okay? 284 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:28,129 He refuses to really engage on this trauma the uncle caused. 285 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,106 And I think it's just a matter of time 286 00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:33,633 before he totally decompensates. 287 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:37,705 Has he cried or reported crying 288 00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:40,808 at all about this man Buster? 289 00:18:40,851 --> 00:18:42,842 Junior, no. 290 00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,878 Hmm. 291 00:18:46,457 --> 00:18:48,755 This omerta concept 292 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:52,160 comes from a pre-therapeutic culture. 293 00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:55,165 This isn't omerta. 294 00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:57,724 It's something else. 295 00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:20,515 Hey, man... park it in the garage 296 00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:22,617 on 14th Street, not the other shithole. 297 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,185 Watch for potholes. 298 00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,129 What's going on, man? 299 00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:29,689 How's it going? Good to see you. 300 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:36,106 His dad's really a gangster? 301 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,768 Capo di tutti capi. 302 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:40,777 What's that mean? 303 00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,938 - How old are you? - 20. 304 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,949 - Shut up. - 15. 305 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,178 - How old are you? - 18. 306 00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:53,213 When I take E, my feet get cold. 307 00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:55,225 That ever happen to you? 308 00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:56,817 I wear special socks. 309 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:59,455 Let's go uptown to my crib and get more twisted, 310 00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:01,226 if that's possible. 311 00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:04,757 - Oh, it's possible. - I could give you a massage. 312 00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:07,896 Yeah. Yeah, you could. 313 00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:12,966 Oh, yeah, all right. 314 00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,208 We all good? 315 00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,242 Yeah, it's cool. 316 00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:37,692 Mr. Soprano, Zasu said to tell you 317 00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,794 he's honored to have you in the club. 318 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:44,399 And please, regards to your dad. 319 00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:46,774 Okay. 320 00:20:48,012 --> 00:20:50,947 Oh, yeah, right. 321 00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:59,182 What can I do for you, Phil? 322 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,817 Vito. 323 00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:04,293 Do we know where he's at? 324 00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,853 Well, that really doesn't concern you. 325 00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:08,592 How's John? 326 00:21:08,632 --> 00:21:11,795 I don't know. Fine, through his vale of tears. 327 00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:13,827 But seriously, 328 00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,601 Vito, what's being done about him? 329 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,938 Like I just said, it's none of your fucking business 330 00:21:18,976 --> 00:21:21,774 - 'cause he works for me, not you. - He's married to my cousin. 331 00:21:21,812 --> 00:21:24,144 He dishonored me personally. 332 00:21:24,181 --> 00:21:26,308 What do you want me to do, put out an APB on the guy 333 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,284 'cause he takes it up the ass, huh? 334 00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:30,446 It's a victimless crime. 335 00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:33,048 Marie is a victim. Her children are victims. 336 00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:35,183 They've done nothing. 337 00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:37,217 And they're forced to live with the shame 338 00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:40,788 and humiliation. I gotta be frank, 339 00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:42,594 in your father's day, 340 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:45,227 we wouldn't be having this conversation. 341 00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:48,466 A finook in his crew, he knew how to handle that. 342 00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:51,907 I sympathize with Marie 343 00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:53,933 and the children, okay? 344 00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:57,573 But don't you fucking tell me what to do. You're only acting boss. 345 00:21:57,615 --> 00:22:01,107 I swallowed my pride when your murdering fuck of a cousin 346 00:22:01,151 --> 00:22:03,085 killed my brother. 347 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,849 Don't think I'm gonna do it twice. 348 00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:09,451 Phillip, let's not make a beef where there isn't one. 349 00:22:09,493 --> 00:22:12,155 Fundamentally, we are in agreement 350 00:22:12,196 --> 00:22:15,359 on this issue, but I'll handle it. 351 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:23,672 You know, I saw you on TV when your grandfather shot your dad. 352 00:22:23,707 --> 00:22:25,572 And now we're like friends. 353 00:22:25,609 --> 00:22:28,601 - That's so weird. - Right. 354 00:22:28,646 --> 00:22:31,240 So what's gonna happen to him, your grandfather, I mean? 355 00:22:31,282 --> 00:22:34,080 He's my great-uncle. 356 00:22:34,118 --> 00:22:35,915 So isn't your dad gonna do something? 357 00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:37,716 You know, the "omerto"? 358 00:22:38,956 --> 00:22:41,390 We don't talk about that with outsiders. 359 00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:43,552 Cool, but I mean, 360 00:22:43,594 --> 00:22:46,119 he's not just gonna let him get away with it, is he? 361 00:22:47,531 --> 00:22:49,931 I'll probably have to do something. 362 00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:51,832 Really? 363 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:55,131 You're so intense. 364 00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,101 You probably left it in the car, Thad. 365 00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:01,111 No, it was on the bedside table. 366 00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:04,046 - I was charging it. - You're always losing something. 367 00:23:04,081 --> 00:23:06,049 Last week it was the sunglasses. 368 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,847 He left them on the counter at the TCBY. 369 00:23:08,886 --> 00:23:11,354 - What did you lose? - Cell phone. 370 00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:13,982 I didn't lose it. I was charging the damn thing. 371 00:23:14,024 --> 00:23:16,618 Tell you what I do... try to retrace my steps. 372 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:20,653 It was on the bedside table. 373 00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:26,132 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. 374 00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:29,765 - Where are you? Who's Thad McCone? - Some guy. 375 00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:33,174 - Oh, my God, Vito. - Not that. 376 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:36,907 I'm just borrowing his phone. 377 00:23:36,947 --> 00:23:40,075 Listen, Marie, 378 00:23:40,117 --> 00:23:42,847 I'm sorry all this had to happen. 379 00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:45,354 I never meant to hurt you. 380 00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:47,823 Come back, Vito. Just come back. 381 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,419 It's a little more complicated than that. 382 00:23:51,462 --> 00:23:53,589 Please, Phil said it'll be all right. 383 00:23:53,631 --> 00:23:57,032 We could get you help. We could get you psychiatric help. 384 00:23:57,067 --> 00:23:59,831 Phil? I trust him least of all. 385 00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:03,271 How can you say that? He's family. 386 00:24:03,307 --> 00:24:06,367 - He loves you. - Not anymore, believe me. 387 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,401 But I've been reading online, 388 00:24:08,445 --> 00:24:10,436 there are these church groups. 389 00:24:10,481 --> 00:24:12,108 They could cure you of this. 390 00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:13,776 - Marie... - Well, what are you gonna do, 391 00:24:13,817 --> 00:24:15,341 never come home? 392 00:24:15,386 --> 00:24:16,751 I'm working on that. 393 00:24:18,522 --> 00:24:21,685 In the meantime, you're gonna need some cash. 394 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:24,091 I need you, Vito. I need my husband. 395 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:28,258 Listen to me, in the den behind the elliptical trainer, 396 00:24:28,298 --> 00:24:31,597 the baseboard comes off. 397 00:24:31,635 --> 00:24:34,433 There's 30K in there. 398 00:24:37,374 --> 00:24:40,104 You know, Marie, 399 00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:42,738 - you would like it here. - Tell me where. 400 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:45,044 I'll bring the kids. We'll relocate. 401 00:24:45,082 --> 00:24:46,913 I gotta go. 402 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:49,180 Don't you wanna talk to Frannie or little V? 403 00:24:51,021 --> 00:24:53,319 Yeah, okay. 404 00:24:53,357 --> 00:24:55,018 Put 'em on. 405 00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:57,926 Vito, your father's on the phone. 406 00:24:57,961 --> 00:25:00,054 He wants to talk to you. 407 00:25:04,401 --> 00:25:05,868 Hi, Dad. 408 00:25:05,903 --> 00:25:09,600 Hey there, champ, you been good? 409 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,608 You been behaving? 410 00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,633 Yeah, you know... 411 00:25:15,112 --> 00:25:19,208 - Dad? - I gotta go. 412 00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:24,577 You take care of your mother, okay? 413 00:25:42,272 --> 00:25:45,264 Mr. Soprano. 414 00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:47,368 - Hey. - Hi. 415 00:25:47,411 --> 00:25:50,380 - Good news. - How'd you know to find me here? 416 00:25:50,414 --> 00:25:51,938 I'm a real estate agent. 417 00:25:51,982 --> 00:25:54,746 Uh-oh. 418 00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:56,753 Can I buy you a drink? 419 00:25:56,787 --> 00:26:00,382 Uh, sure. 420 00:26:00,424 --> 00:26:02,415 Ginger ale with lime juice, please. 421 00:26:03,494 --> 00:26:05,621 Have a seat. 422 00:26:08,298 --> 00:26:10,266 Jamba Juice upped their offer... 423 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,268 225 a square foot. 424 00:26:12,302 --> 00:26:14,964 I don't know. 425 00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:16,905 How's this for an idea? 426 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:18,908 They let you carry the note. 427 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,910 You won't get hammered on the taxes. 428 00:26:20,944 --> 00:26:22,912 Well, that's an incentive, 429 00:26:22,946 --> 00:26:25,176 but the truth is I don't wanna sell. 430 00:26:25,215 --> 00:26:27,183 You're a businessman, are you not? 431 00:26:27,217 --> 00:26:29,185 As a businessman, I gotta tell you 432 00:26:29,219 --> 00:26:31,653 that in 10 years' time that property's gonna 433 00:26:31,688 --> 00:26:34,452 be worth twice as much as they're offering. 434 00:26:34,491 --> 00:26:37,358 But, you know, it's not just the money. 435 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:40,830 You drive around America today and everything looks the fucking same... 436 00:26:40,864 --> 00:26:44,095 Old Navy and Bed, Bath and whatever. 437 00:26:44,134 --> 00:26:47,501 But the North Ward, it's the North Ward. 438 00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:51,469 Plus, I got business interests there, so... 439 00:26:51,508 --> 00:26:54,033 Something like all immigrant groups love to gamble. 440 00:26:56,446 --> 00:26:59,210 Listen, why don't... 441 00:26:59,249 --> 00:27:01,217 me and you go get some dinner? 442 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:02,912 I have a boyfriend. 443 00:27:02,953 --> 00:27:04,818 I'm engaged. 444 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:07,847 I have a wife. I'm married. 445 00:27:07,891 --> 00:27:10,189 It's... you know, we're talking business. 446 00:27:10,227 --> 00:27:13,219 You just said you don't wanna sell. What's there to discuss? 447 00:27:13,263 --> 00:27:16,061 Truth is I'm very attracted to you. 448 00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:21,000 Maybe you read in the papers that I got shot. 449 00:27:21,038 --> 00:27:23,700 Well, Julianna, 450 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:28,677 that experience made me appreciate life. 451 00:27:28,712 --> 00:27:30,646 It's short. It could end at any time, 452 00:27:30,681 --> 00:27:33,479 and if you've got the chance to do something 453 00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:35,849 that might make you happy, 454 00:27:35,886 --> 00:27:40,550 you should take it, 455 00:27:40,591 --> 00:27:44,027 you know, like when you left Binghamton. 456 00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:55,895 You're very persuasive. 457 00:27:55,939 --> 00:27:58,908 And in the past, I might have jumped. 458 00:27:58,942 --> 00:28:00,910 Like I said, I'm engaged. 459 00:28:00,944 --> 00:28:03,037 And things are going well. 460 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,480 I think for once in my life, 461 00:28:05,515 --> 00:28:08,075 I will exercise a little self-control. 462 00:28:13,657 --> 00:28:15,648 Thanks for the drink. 463 00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:34,743 Guy sent this over. 464 00:28:34,778 --> 00:28:37,303 I saw that guy in the field the other day. 465 00:28:37,347 --> 00:28:39,338 When we were practicing dummy drag, 466 00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:41,749 he spent the whole time in the bleachers staring. 467 00:28:41,785 --> 00:28:44,982 Yeah? Vince, come here. 468 00:28:45,022 --> 00:28:47,013 Join us. 469 00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:52,625 He's a very funny guy. Great sense of humor. 470 00:28:52,663 --> 00:28:54,392 - Thanks for this. - Thanks. 471 00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,626 My pleasure. 472 00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:58,828 We were talking about a call we had last month. 473 00:28:58,869 --> 00:29:02,168 - We were lucky the roof held. - Did anyone hear that Yma Sumac scream 474 00:29:02,205 --> 00:29:04,332 when the ceiling fan came down? That was Ron. 475 00:29:04,374 --> 00:29:06,365 The goddamn thing almost killed me. 476 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,935 You would have screamed too, you cunt. 477 00:29:08,979 --> 00:29:12,346 Fucking nancies. Don't argue now. 478 00:29:12,382 --> 00:29:16,318 You know, guys, we've got to get serious about the state muster next month. 479 00:29:16,353 --> 00:29:19,288 Last year Hinsdale whipped our butt in that ladder carry. 480 00:29:19,323 --> 00:29:22,520 - What's that, a Deuce? - Fat Boy. 481 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,528 Chromed out the forks. 482 00:29:25,562 --> 00:29:29,054 - Nice. - You ride? 483 00:29:29,099 --> 00:29:32,796 I always wanted a Panhead. Never happened. 484 00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,963 You should get a bike. 485 00:29:35,005 --> 00:29:36,973 Out here when the leaves are changing, 486 00:29:37,007 --> 00:29:39,168 blasting down the Daniel Webster Highway, 487 00:29:39,209 --> 00:29:42,975 - there's nothing else like it. - Yeah. 488 00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:44,742 I bet. 489 00:29:47,017 --> 00:29:50,384 You know, I'm glad you decided 490 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,752 to write your book in our little town. 491 00:29:58,695 --> 00:30:01,391 What the fuck you doing? What are you, some kind of fag? 492 00:30:01,431 --> 00:30:03,797 - Guess I made a mistake. - You sure as fuck did. 493 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:06,928 Listen, closet queen, you can't handle it... don't sent out the signals. 494 00:30:25,555 --> 00:30:27,819 Dirty fighter, huh? 495 00:30:28,825 --> 00:30:31,760 Asshole. 496 00:30:45,175 --> 00:30:47,166 See that? You didn't even notice. 497 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:51,904 What? 498 00:30:51,948 --> 00:30:53,916 That salami... 499 00:30:53,950 --> 00:30:55,918 40% less fat and sodium. 500 00:30:55,952 --> 00:30:57,943 You know... 501 00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:03,948 you're always looking out for me. 502 00:31:03,994 --> 00:31:05,985 - I'm very lucky to have you. - Mmm. 503 00:31:07,464 --> 00:31:09,932 And don't you forget it. 504 00:31:12,602 --> 00:31:15,469 Hey, Prince Albert, you know what time it is? 505 00:31:15,505 --> 00:31:17,496 Huh? 506 00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:21,878 These late nights are getting to be 507 00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:24,972 a real habit with you, AJ. Don't you have to work today? 508 00:31:25,015 --> 00:31:27,483 Look, I gotta talk to you guys. 509 00:31:27,517 --> 00:31:30,543 I need new clothes. Everything I have is so old. 510 00:31:30,587 --> 00:31:33,920 You got money. You sold your drums. 511 00:31:33,957 --> 00:31:36,391 And I need that money for living expenses. 512 00:31:36,426 --> 00:31:38,394 What do you think clothes are? 513 00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:41,158 No, I mean nice clothes, not socks and underwear. 514 00:31:41,198 --> 00:31:43,928 Oh, so you can go out to the clubs with... 515 00:31:43,967 --> 00:31:46,401 Fernando. That kid is a creep. 516 00:31:46,436 --> 00:31:48,996 Hernan. And he's not a creep. He's my friend. 517 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:51,303 And I don't talk about your friends that way. 518 00:31:51,341 --> 00:31:53,332 When they were in school, Hernan's mother and I 519 00:31:53,376 --> 00:31:55,105 were on the faculty lunch committee. 520 00:31:55,145 --> 00:31:57,545 - Hernan has a reading disability. - Fuck that. 521 00:31:57,581 --> 00:31:59,481 And we're not giving you any more money. 522 00:31:59,516 --> 00:32:02,417 Frankly, AJ, I am a little concerned... 523 00:32:02,452 --> 00:32:04,420 the clubs, sleeping late, 524 00:32:04,454 --> 00:32:06,513 your lack of interest in anything productive. 525 00:32:06,556 --> 00:32:08,524 Hey, I'm interested in productive stuff, 526 00:32:08,558 --> 00:32:10,526 just not stuff you care about. 527 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,222 - I could run one of those clubs. - What? 528 00:32:13,263 --> 00:32:15,663 Look, I'm not just partying there. I'm learning. 529 00:32:15,699 --> 00:32:17,428 I see what works, what doesn't. 530 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,196 I could have a great club, 531 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:21,033 and really successful. 532 00:32:21,071 --> 00:32:23,096 If you guys care so much about my future, 533 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,630 then why don't you stake me? 534 00:32:24,674 --> 00:32:26,904 In a club? Get the hell out of here. 535 00:32:26,943 --> 00:32:29,468 You pick up the garbage in a lot of clubs in New York. 536 00:32:29,513 --> 00:32:32,175 You know people. You could help me. It's not like you can't 537 00:32:32,215 --> 00:32:34,649 afford to set me up. You have all the money in the world. 538 00:32:34,684 --> 00:32:37,118 This is ridiculous. Manage a club, AJ? 539 00:32:37,154 --> 00:32:39,315 You've never even been a busboy. 540 00:32:39,356 --> 00:32:41,324 If you wanna get back into event planning, 541 00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:44,020 you should think about the Culinary Institute in Poughkeepsie. 542 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,927 Culinary Institute? Why do you keep talking about event planning? 543 00:32:46,963 --> 00:32:48,555 I don't even know what that is. 544 00:32:48,598 --> 00:32:50,725 If you're serious, I'll tell you what I'll do. 545 00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:52,325 I'll get you a job at Beansie's 546 00:32:52,369 --> 00:32:54,303 and you can learn the business from the ground up. 547 00:32:54,337 --> 00:32:56,032 That's a fucking pizza parlor, not a club. 548 00:32:56,072 --> 00:32:57,664 It's the service industry! 549 00:32:57,707 --> 00:32:59,504 Why are we even having this discussion? 550 00:32:59,543 --> 00:33:01,636 You're going back to college next semester. 551 00:33:01,678 --> 00:33:03,578 See? This is just what I mean. 552 00:33:03,613 --> 00:33:06,047 You guys never give me any support in anything I wanna do. 553 00:33:06,082 --> 00:33:08,050 - AJ! - Oh! 554 00:33:08,084 --> 00:33:10,382 God damn him. 555 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:13,184 This is fucking demoralizing. 556 00:33:18,795 --> 00:33:21,992 Maybe we should get him a club, give him some responsibility. 557 00:33:22,032 --> 00:33:23,897 Maybe he'll rise to the occasion. 558 00:33:23,934 --> 00:33:27,165 Are you insane? He's not even legal drinking age. 559 00:33:27,204 --> 00:33:29,195 Well, yeah yeah. 560 00:33:32,809 --> 00:33:36,267 It's like a... bad smell in the house. 561 00:33:37,614 --> 00:33:39,673 It's always hanging there. 562 00:33:39,716 --> 00:33:42,913 More than that, it's no good for me and Carmela. 563 00:33:44,888 --> 00:33:48,221 'Cause arguing with AJ is no kind of aphrodisiac, I'll tell you that. 564 00:33:52,295 --> 00:33:55,025 Just when I was beginning to feel 565 00:33:55,065 --> 00:33:58,228 physically good again, like my old self. 566 00:33:58,268 --> 00:34:01,567 - Good. I see. - But honestly, no one could blame a man 567 00:34:01,605 --> 00:34:04,733 for seeking an extracurricular outlet in a situation like this. 568 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:09,744 Don't give me that look. 569 00:34:09,779 --> 00:34:11,940 You're always telling me that I'm projecting. 570 00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:13,609 You're projecting. 571 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:17,450 So you're not seeking an extracurricular outlet? 572 00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:20,285 No. I was just being theoretical. 573 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:24,560 What Carmela did for me when I was hurt, 574 00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:27,324 the way she took care of me, 575 00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:30,561 nursed me back to health... you think I wanna fucking betray that? 576 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,864 Is it possible on some level 577 00:34:32,902 --> 00:34:35,427 you blame her for AJ's problems? 578 00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:37,906 Look, I don't know. 579 00:34:39,242 --> 00:34:41,802 No. Carmela's a good mother. 580 00:34:44,281 --> 00:34:46,272 She did her best. 581 00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:50,913 Look, could you just give me 582 00:34:50,954 --> 00:34:52,922 some practical advice 583 00:34:52,956 --> 00:34:54,924 for once? 584 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,654 Tell me what the fuck to do about my son? 585 00:34:57,694 --> 00:34:59,662 Well... 586 00:34:59,696 --> 00:35:01,664 I think it's entirely appropriate 587 00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:03,666 for you and Carmela to tell AJ. 588 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:06,498 you have certain expectations of him, 589 00:35:06,536 --> 00:35:10,973 particularly since he's living in your home. 590 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:12,998 The most important thing is 591 00:35:13,043 --> 00:35:15,443 that you and Carmela are in agreement 592 00:35:15,478 --> 00:35:17,446 on the issues, 593 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,448 that you don't undercut each other 594 00:35:19,482 --> 00:35:22,007 or act at cross-purposes. 595 00:35:27,691 --> 00:35:29,921 Here. So you can buy a suit 596 00:35:29,959 --> 00:35:32,427 to look nice for job or college interviews. 597 00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:34,589 This is not for fun. This is not to be used 598 00:35:34,631 --> 00:35:37,065 for any kind of personal entertainment. 599 00:35:38,902 --> 00:35:40,802 Thanks. 600 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,710 Hi. 601 00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:34,849 Hey, Mr. Soprano. What's going on? 602 00:36:34,891 --> 00:36:37,018 Welcome back. 603 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:40,518 Hey, what's up? Meet my friends. 604 00:36:40,563 --> 00:36:43,293 This is Farhad and... 605 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:46,097 - Daryl. What's up? ...Daryl; AJ Soprano. 606 00:36:46,136 --> 00:36:48,969 You know Tommy Filippo? 607 00:36:49,005 --> 00:36:50,734 - Providence? - No, I don't think so. 608 00:36:50,774 --> 00:36:52,264 Good friend of mine. He's connected. 609 00:36:52,308 --> 00:36:54,868 Farhad and Daryl are starting a line of sports drinks. 610 00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:56,401 - Cool. - Big thing now. 611 00:36:56,446 --> 00:36:58,277 Not just carbs... protein. 612 00:36:58,314 --> 00:37:00,282 When you exercise, you drink four-to-one 613 00:37:00,316 --> 00:37:02,375 carbohydrate-to-protein solution... 614 00:37:02,419 --> 00:37:04,683 decrease muscle damage, increase endurance. 615 00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:07,451 - Yeah, that makes sense. - They're looking for investors. 616 00:37:07,490 --> 00:37:10,288 - Maybe we can get you a prospectus, eh? - Absolutely. 617 00:37:10,326 --> 00:37:13,090 For your dad. You can ask him to look at it. 618 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:17,560 Do you ever go to Lotus? Good crowd on Wednesdays. 619 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,501 - I was there twice. - I was there last week... unbelievable. 620 00:37:23,673 --> 00:37:27,268 Hey, wake me up tomorrow, okay? 10:00? 621 00:37:30,346 --> 00:37:32,678 We were just up in Bradford. 622 00:37:32,715 --> 00:37:35,582 There's a beautiful long-truss bridge there. 623 00:37:35,618 --> 00:37:37,017 Mmm. Right. 624 00:37:37,053 --> 00:37:39,248 If you're interested in covered bridges, 625 00:37:39,289 --> 00:37:41,086 you need to get over to Swanzey. 626 00:37:41,124 --> 00:37:43,319 They have four marvelous bridges there, 627 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:45,327 including a queen post. 628 00:37:45,361 --> 00:37:48,489 Honey, we could go tomorrow. 629 00:37:48,531 --> 00:37:50,863 You know where else you should go is Shaker Village. 630 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,698 You can't beat those Shaker brooms. 631 00:37:53,736 --> 00:37:55,829 Oh, I love old brooms! 632 00:38:04,047 --> 00:38:05,844 AJ! 633 00:38:05,882 --> 00:38:08,316 I woke you up two hours ago like you asked me. 634 00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:10,342 Now get up. 635 00:38:13,923 --> 00:38:15,948 - Ouch. - Carl, are you all right? 636 00:38:21,097 --> 00:38:23,565 It is 4:00 in the afternoon. 637 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,227 You are not even dressed! 638 00:38:25,268 --> 00:38:27,668 I got the impression you had something important to do. 639 00:38:51,794 --> 00:38:54,763 - There you go, Corrado. - How come I don't get no mail? 640 00:38:54,797 --> 00:38:56,765 Maybe you need to write some letters, 641 00:38:56,799 --> 00:38:59,029 start a correspondence. 642 00:39:00,036 --> 00:39:02,300 Lying cocksucker! 643 00:39:02,338 --> 00:39:04,636 They throw my mail out. 644 00:39:08,778 --> 00:39:11,906 Your uncle is having dinner, but you can see him now. 645 00:39:11,948 --> 00:39:13,939 Warren will take you in. 646 00:39:16,986 --> 00:39:18,954 This way. 647 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,528 Wait for me, please. 648 00:39:42,512 --> 00:39:44,503 He's over here. 649 00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:49,949 - Corrado, you have a visitor. - What? 650 00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:54,586 Anthony! My nephew. 651 00:39:56,025 --> 00:39:57,925 Take me home. I wanna go home. 652 00:39:59,862 --> 00:40:01,659 Knife! 653 00:40:01,698 --> 00:40:03,632 That's not my knife. 654 00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:06,499 Hey! Hey hey hey! 655 00:40:06,536 --> 00:40:09,266 - Let go of me! Let go of me! - Take it easy. 656 00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:11,637 - He shot my dad! - Relax. 657 00:40:11,674 --> 00:40:13,665 - He shot my dad! - Relax. Take it easy. 658 00:40:23,653 --> 00:40:25,814 Uh, Anthony Soprano. 659 00:40:25,855 --> 00:40:28,289 Yeah. I just talked to Assemblyman Zellman. 660 00:40:28,324 --> 00:40:30,315 Get him out of here. 661 00:40:53,349 --> 00:40:55,340 My stomach hurts. 662 00:40:58,321 --> 00:41:01,552 You stupid fucking moron. You realize what could have happened to you 663 00:41:01,591 --> 00:41:03,786 if we didn't have connections?! 664 00:41:03,826 --> 00:41:05,919 Some cop goes by the book and they charge you 665 00:41:05,962 --> 00:41:08,487 with attempted murder! You hear me? 666 00:41:08,531 --> 00:41:10,965 Attempted murder! Then what? Then what? 667 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,492 He shot you! You were just gonna let him fucking get away with it? 668 00:41:14,537 --> 00:41:17,062 I told you that's my business, not yours! 669 00:41:17,106 --> 00:41:19,472 And what did you do? Nothing! 670 00:41:19,509 --> 00:41:21,238 Zero! A big fucking jerk-off! 671 00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:24,269 - Fuck you! - I oughta break your fucking neck! 672 00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:33,947 Stop cryin'. Stop cryin'! 673 00:41:41,764 --> 00:41:44,130 I guess your heart was in the right place, AJ. 674 00:41:45,601 --> 00:41:48,832 But it's wrong. Come on. 675 00:41:48,871 --> 00:41:52,671 - What?! - It's not in your nature. 676 00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:56,042 You don't know me. And you don't know anything about me. 677 00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:59,515 You're a nice guy and that's a good thing, for Christ's sakes. 678 00:41:59,549 --> 00:42:02,950 - Bullshit! - I mean it. 679 00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:06,555 You're a good guy. I'm very grateful. 680 00:42:06,589 --> 00:42:08,557 Well, you're a fucking hypocrite, 681 00:42:08,591 --> 00:42:10,752 because every time we watch "Godfather" 682 00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:13,728 when Michael Corleone shoots those guys at the restaurant, 683 00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:15,731 those assholes who tried to kill his dad, 684 00:42:15,765 --> 00:42:18,199 you sit there with your fucking bowl of ice cream 685 00:42:18,234 --> 00:42:20,725 and you say it's your favorite scene of all time! 686 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,568 Jesus Christ, AJ... 687 00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:30,042 you make me wanna cry. 688 00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:36,108 It's a movie. 689 00:42:39,455 --> 00:42:42,015 You gotta grow up. 690 00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:45,560 You're not a kid anymore. 691 00:42:45,595 --> 00:42:47,563 Did you hear me? You gotta grow up. 692 00:42:55,805 --> 00:42:57,636 Get in the car. 693 00:43:15,091 --> 00:43:18,060 First of all, your mother does not find out about this. 694 00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:40,004 Yes? 695 00:43:40,049 --> 00:43:42,882 I know you don't wanna sell, but I thought you should know... 696 00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:46,082 Jamba Juice upped their offer to 275 a square foot. 697 00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:47,987 $494,000. 698 00:43:48,024 --> 00:43:49,992 You're kiddin' me. 699 00:43:50,026 --> 00:43:52,654 Plus they'll let you carry the note at 7.5%. 700 00:43:52,695 --> 00:43:55,061 Any interest? 701 00:44:06,342 --> 00:44:08,310 - Sold. - Excellent. 702 00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:11,074 Why don't you come by my office tonight and sign the papers? 703 00:44:11,113 --> 00:44:13,138 Look, uh... 704 00:44:13,182 --> 00:44:15,912 how about your apartment instead? 705 00:44:17,086 --> 00:44:19,680 Good idea. Want me to give you the address? 706 00:44:19,722 --> 00:44:22,247 I remember. The glove factory. 707 00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:24,851 See you around 9:00? 708 00:44:24,894 --> 00:44:27,556 Yeah. Okay. I'll see you then. 709 00:44:39,308 --> 00:44:42,038 Can I get an order of johnnycakes? 710 00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:47,780 - Short stack or tall? - Tall. 711 00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:05,430 Coffee? 712 00:45:10,806 --> 00:45:13,570 Sometimes you tell a lie so long... 713 00:45:15,011 --> 00:45:17,411 you don't know when to stop. 714 00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:23,142 You don't know when it's safe. 715 00:45:25,588 --> 00:45:27,579 I hear you. 716 00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,902 You looking for your French blue? 717 00:45:39,936 --> 00:45:41,904 - Here, I just ironed it. - Oh. 718 00:45:41,938 --> 00:45:43,929 Thanks. 719 00:45:46,876 --> 00:45:49,037 Ooh, the Canali. Very nice. 720 00:45:49,078 --> 00:45:51,046 Where are you going? 721 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,878 I've got a... real estate thing. Ahem... 722 00:45:56,352 --> 00:45:58,616 My handsome man. 723 00:46:23,546 --> 00:46:25,810 I can't get used to this torque. 724 00:46:25,848 --> 00:46:27,907 What? 725 00:46:49,805 --> 00:46:52,433 So my landlord, this fucking Armenian asshole, 726 00:46:52,475 --> 00:46:55,603 won't give me my deposit back. Seven grand! 727 00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:58,010 My dad's, like, super pissed! 728 00:46:58,047 --> 00:47:00,515 Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could talk to your dad 729 00:47:00,549 --> 00:47:02,915 who could send someone to lean on this prick a little 730 00:47:02,952 --> 00:47:05,318 and get him to give me my money back. 731 00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:09,214 Soprano's the man! 732 00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:31,847 Hey, are you okay? 733 00:47:31,881 --> 00:47:34,281 You want some...? 734 00:47:34,316 --> 00:47:36,307 No. 735 00:47:38,954 --> 00:47:40,922 Hi. 736 00:47:40,956 --> 00:47:43,390 Champagne? 737 00:47:43,426 --> 00:47:46,793 - We're celebrating, aren't we? - I guess. 738 00:47:48,264 --> 00:47:51,700 In the trade, this is called "the Ben Franklin close"... 739 00:47:51,734 --> 00:47:54,931 placing the pen on the line you want someone to sign. 740 00:47:54,970 --> 00:47:57,165 Theoretically, it makes it harder for them 741 00:47:57,206 --> 00:47:59,197 to have second thoughts. 742 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:03,239 I'll have to show you my collection sometime... 743 00:48:03,279 --> 00:48:06,214 "the Franklin Mint." 744 00:48:06,248 --> 00:48:08,375 - You're not serious. - What do you mean? 745 00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:10,385 Okay, the contract. 746 00:48:10,419 --> 00:48:12,387 Ahem... 747 00:48:12,421 --> 00:48:15,356 Sign here... 748 00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:17,757 and here... 749 00:48:19,495 --> 00:48:21,486 here... 750 00:48:22,998 --> 00:48:24,989 and here... 751 00:48:26,602 --> 00:48:28,832 and here... 752 00:48:31,173 --> 00:48:34,336 and deed of trust here... 753 00:48:36,011 --> 00:48:38,912 disclosures here. 754 00:48:40,749 --> 00:48:42,614 Initial it here. 755 00:48:44,653 --> 00:48:47,349 Okay, title ID there. 756 00:48:50,159 --> 00:48:52,957 Okay, phase one, 757 00:48:52,995 --> 00:48:55,555 sign here... 758 00:48:57,466 --> 00:48:59,457 and there... 759 00:49:01,504 --> 00:49:03,495 and here. 760 00:49:05,207 --> 00:49:07,107 And... 761 00:49:07,143 --> 00:49:09,805 that's it. 762 00:49:51,987 --> 00:49:53,249 Stop. 763 00:49:53,289 --> 00:49:56,053 - What? - Just stop. 764 00:49:56,091 --> 00:49:57,752 Okay. 765 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:10,002 - Am I done? - "Done"? 766 00:50:10,039 --> 00:50:12,007 Yes, signing. Am I done? 767 00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:14,874 Uh, yeah. 768 00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,901 I gotta go. 769 00:50:47,676 --> 00:50:49,906 Shit. 770 00:50:51,413 --> 00:50:53,608 Hey. Hey, man, are you all right? 771 00:50:53,649 --> 00:50:57,745 I'm a doctor. Do you want me to call an ambulance? 772 00:50:57,786 --> 00:51:01,278 My heart, it's beating so fast. 773 00:51:01,323 --> 00:51:03,848 Did you take anything... cocaine, amphetamines? 774 00:51:03,892 --> 00:51:05,189 No. 775 00:51:05,227 --> 00:51:07,718 Has anything like this ever happened to you before? 776 00:51:08,897 --> 00:51:11,388 Do you have a history of panic attacks? 777 00:51:22,411 --> 00:51:24,038 God damn it! 778 00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:25,774 Tony? 779 00:51:28,284 --> 00:51:29,979 Hi. How did it go? 780 00:51:30,019 --> 00:51:32,214 What's it take to get some fucking smoked turkey in this house? 781 00:51:32,254 --> 00:51:34,654 - What? - I bust my ass all day long, 782 00:51:34,690 --> 00:51:36,954 when I come home I want a little smoked turkey. 783 00:51:36,992 --> 00:51:38,892 Is that too fucking much to ask?! 784 00:51:38,927 --> 00:51:41,589 What the fuck is your problem?! 785 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:44,531 Everything but fucking turkey in here! 786 00:51:46,235 --> 00:51:47,964 Did you hear? 787 00:51:48,003 --> 00:51:49,800 A goddamn juice place moving in here. 788 00:51:49,838 --> 00:51:51,465 What Jews? 789 00:51:51,507 --> 00:51:54,271 Juice. Jamba Juice. 790 00:51:54,310 --> 00:51:56,540 Your boss went and sold the building. 791 00:51:56,578 --> 00:51:59,103 He sold the building? I got a kid in college! 792 00:51:59,148 --> 00:52:01,878 Where are my fucking eggs? 793 00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:14,660 What the fuck is happening to this neighborhood?