1 00:02:40,325 --> 00:02:41,792 Motherfucker! 2 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:56,166 I just got rid of the last. 3 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:57,675 Thank fuckin' Christ. 4 00:02:57,709 --> 00:02:59,404 I drove up to Connecticut. 5 00:02:59,444 --> 00:03:01,742 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 6 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,476 So the barbecue over in Sheepshead Bay... that still a go? 7 00:03:04,516 --> 00:03:07,485 You know I'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 8 00:03:25,904 --> 00:03:29,704 This way, sweetheart. There's something I need to get straight between us. 9 00:03:32,811 --> 00:03:35,678 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 10 00:04:00,038 --> 00:04:01,528 Yeah. 11 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:03,973 It's done. Listen. 12 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:08,843 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 13 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,576 Hey, your friend the Shah was walkin' in when it happened. 14 00:04:11,616 --> 00:04:14,585 Him and some skifusa got blown back on their keisters. 15 00:04:17,255 --> 00:04:20,713 ...and last, transfer of the deed to Jamba Juice. 16 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:26,487 - Thank you. - Thanks. 17 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:32,300 I'll meet you out front. 18 00:04:34,806 --> 00:04:37,297 Listen, I just wanted to apologize. 19 00:04:37,342 --> 00:04:39,936 That night... 20 00:04:39,978 --> 00:04:42,469 it's just I make it a policy not to mix business... 21 00:04:42,514 --> 00:04:44,539 No apology necessary, seriously. 22 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,552 Good, 'cause the truth is I haven't been able to forget about you 23 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:51,078 and it ain't like I haven't been tryin'. 24 00:04:51,122 --> 00:04:55,525 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 25 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,687 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 26 00:04:57,729 --> 00:04:59,754 Congratulations on the sale, though. 27 00:05:04,903 --> 00:05:08,134 "Morning Sunshine," Benjamin Moore. 28 00:05:08,173 --> 00:05:11,233 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 29 00:05:12,844 --> 00:05:15,176 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 30 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:17,807 We should wait to decorate till after the baby's born. 31 00:05:17,849 --> 00:05:20,909 Again with the superstitions? 32 00:05:20,952 --> 00:05:24,080 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 33 00:05:24,122 --> 00:05:25,612 You sit on an egg for months, 34 00:05:25,657 --> 00:05:28,524 one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 35 00:05:30,495 --> 00:05:33,191 Honey, I'm not Adrianna. 36 00:05:33,231 --> 00:05:36,462 I'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 37 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:39,197 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, okay? 38 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:42,365 I am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 39 00:05:42,407 --> 00:05:45,968 Any anesthesiologist, dial 5248. 40 00:06:01,593 --> 00:06:03,925 Workin' man get off okay? 41 00:06:03,962 --> 00:06:05,793 He was gone by the time I got up. 42 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:08,993 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 43 00:06:13,305 --> 00:06:15,364 What's the matter? 44 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:20,303 Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. 45 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:22,472 What'd she do that for? 46 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:25,608 Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army. 47 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:28,278 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 48 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,220 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 49 00:06:30,255 --> 00:06:32,917 The letter set Liz off, evidently. 50 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:36,052 Look I gotta say I commiserate with the woman, but... 51 00:06:36,094 --> 00:06:37,789 She thinks her daughter is dead. 52 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:42,061 I told you I had another dream about Ade in Paris. 53 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:45,399 A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her. 54 00:06:45,437 --> 00:06:47,302 I know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew... 55 00:06:47,339 --> 00:06:49,637 Doesn't change the fact that Adrianna is missing. 56 00:06:49,674 --> 00:06:52,268 It also doesn't change the fact that her mother's a bitter lush 57 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:54,278 - who can't accept reality. - What reality? 58 00:06:54,312 --> 00:06:57,748 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 59 00:06:57,782 --> 00:06:59,613 That's what you say to me two weeks 60 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:01,949 after our own daughter moves away to California. 61 00:07:01,987 --> 00:07:05,753 Oh come on, will you stop? It's a different situation entirely. 62 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:08,816 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... 63 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,418 it's just everything all at once. 64 00:07:10,462 --> 00:07:12,191 What everything? 65 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:15,927 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 66 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,162 Well, AJ's got a job. He's doing better. 67 00:07:19,938 --> 00:07:21,701 You raised two gorgeous kids. 68 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:23,298 You got a husband that loves you. 69 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:25,366 You made us a beautiful home. 70 00:07:26,645 --> 00:07:29,478 Doesn't that count for something? 71 00:07:32,017 --> 00:07:35,043 Come on. 72 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:40,317 Not exactly a Thanksgiving Day classic here, Ed... 73 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:44,084 The fuck? Come on, cut it out. 74 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:46,757 He's already talkin' like a real construction worker. 75 00:07:46,798 --> 00:07:49,824 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 76 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:54,138 Go check on the bird. 77 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:56,538 Bring back some onion dip too. 78 00:08:04,015 --> 00:08:07,712 So how's your bird these days? 79 00:08:07,752 --> 00:08:09,447 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 80 00:08:09,487 --> 00:08:13,253 Come on, clandestine phone calls... 81 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:14,986 I know you got a new goomar. 82 00:08:15,026 --> 00:08:17,756 - What can I say, huh? - With a pregnant wife at home. 83 00:08:17,796 --> 00:08:19,423 Your timing is fuckin' priceless. 84 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:22,399 Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 85 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,561 Good point. When Carmela had her spec house, 86 00:08:24,602 --> 00:08:27,070 I can't tell you how many nights I had to fend for myself 87 00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:28,936 while she was out lookin' at bathroom fixtures. 88 00:08:28,973 --> 00:08:31,567 So this new one... how come you don't bring her around? 89 00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:34,772 Honestly I would but... 90 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:37,281 between us, she's black. 91 00:08:37,315 --> 00:08:39,442 - Oh! - You're bangin' a shine? 92 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:42,419 She's hot too. Classy. 93 00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:44,081 Not that it would matter to Paulie. 94 00:08:44,122 --> 00:08:46,215 I'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. 95 00:08:46,257 --> 00:08:49,658 Yeah. She would feel it too. 96 00:09:00,839 --> 00:09:03,501 Hey, Uncle Paulie. 97 00:09:08,313 --> 00:09:10,611 The fuck you doin'? 98 00:09:16,254 --> 00:09:19,587 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 99 00:09:21,192 --> 00:09:23,387 I got your check. 100 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:25,862 She a doll or what? Blanca. 101 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:29,662 Hi. I'm Anthony. 102 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:32,499 Yeah. I just did your paperwork. 103 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:36,200 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 104 00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:38,072 My urologist. I gotta take this. 105 00:09:38,109 --> 00:09:39,633 Soprano! 106 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:19,708 I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 107 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:21,446 You started it. 108 00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:31,490 Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 109 00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:36,458 I just work a lot and I'm a pig. 110 00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:39,396 Gonna get a tree in here? 111 00:10:39,437 --> 00:10:42,270 I come from Hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 112 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,843 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 113 00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:49,540 Actually, we usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 114 00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:51,048 There's nothin' else to choose from. 115 00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:52,845 Makes me worried about my project. 116 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:56,786 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 117 00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:59,051 Like Monica Lewinsky. 118 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,718 Show your friends how hard you made me come. 119 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,818 Mmm. 120 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,034 What are we doing here, huh? 121 00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:14,334 I don't know. 122 00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:16,670 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 123 00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:27,842 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 124 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:29,683 Can we not talk about it? 125 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:32,622 I rushed in with her. I thought I wanted it. 126 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:34,784 You do. 127 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:37,590 And you're not giving it a chance. 128 00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:39,597 You'll see eventually you'll want kids. 129 00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:41,861 It'll be good. 130 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,733 I don't want a family with her. 131 00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:46,464 She's got no idea who I am. 132 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,438 She "doesn't understand you"? 133 00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:05,678 As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting 134 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,190 after the fire in his wire room. 135 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,921 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 136 00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:12,759 - I agreed. - Fair enough. 137 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,560 Now I won't call it a sit-down because 138 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:17,227 of the inclement negative implications. 139 00:12:17,268 --> 00:12:20,795 Let's think of it as... a meeting of minds. 140 00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:23,500 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents 141 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:27,910 have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous 142 00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:30,847 could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 143 00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:35,012 I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 144 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:36,953 Call him what you will, but you're talkin' about one of my captains. 145 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:40,082 Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right? 146 00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,183 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 147 00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:44,091 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 148 00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:45,789 Well, before he came out of the closet 149 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,559 he worked for me. 150 00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:49,031 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. 151 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,364 And yours too. 152 00:12:50,401 --> 00:12:53,131 Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello? 153 00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:56,506 - What about him? - He's MIA. 154 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:58,839 A lot of people are concerned for his well-being. 155 00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,776 So what the fuck would I know about that? 156 00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:03,975 Well as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 157 00:13:04,015 --> 00:13:06,677 So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too. 158 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,515 Tony, please. Phil. 159 00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,851 We're getting off point. 160 00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:13,482 I grew up in this, guys. 161 00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:15,685 And I just lost my friend, Rusty, 162 00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:19,527 and for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. 163 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:23,056 If there's one thing my father taught me it's this... 164 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:26,662 a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 165 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:31,174 My business, all of our businesses... 166 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:33,507 this infighting's costing money. 167 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:35,478 I'm willing to move forward, 168 00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:38,971 let the past be bygones. 169 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,383 - Fine with me. - A wise decision 170 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,011 on both your parts. 171 00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:44,612 Now what I'd love to see is a truce. 172 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,680 Wipe the slate clean. 173 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:51,525 The no-shows, the wire room, Vito... put it all behind us. 174 00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:53,052 Yeah. 175 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:56,333 Your brother Billy, whatever happened there... 176 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,267 - All right then. - "Whatever happened there?" 177 00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:00,429 - The shooting. - "Whatever happened there?" 178 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:03,463 - God rest his soul, huh? - I'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 179 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:04,941 This piece of shit's cousin 180 00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,500 - put six bullets in the kid... - Calm down, Phil. 181 00:14:06,544 --> 00:14:08,774 ...without any provocation whatsoever! 182 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,713 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 183 00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:13,012 Phil, we were making headway here. I didn't mean to say... 184 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:15,747 Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! 185 00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:17,448 Come on. 186 00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:24,461 Jesus Christ, Carmine. What the fuck? 187 00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:26,986 Why would you possibly bring that up? 188 00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:32,597 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. 189 00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:34,605 So the nail gun goes off, bam! 190 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:36,231 Right through the dude's cheek. 191 00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:39,437 Oh, fuck. 192 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,475 - Passaic. - What? 193 00:15:15,513 --> 00:15:17,913 Where I live. You asked me. 194 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:19,780 Right. 195 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:24,151 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 196 00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:26,349 Yeah, absolutely. 197 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,416 I got a son, Hector. 198 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,927 He's three. 199 00:15:30,962 --> 00:15:33,328 Ah, that's cool. 200 00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,773 You're gonna call me, right? 201 00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,379 Hey... there's only six numbers. 202 00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:52,279 I left the last one off. 203 00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:55,410 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 204 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,527 You have an emergency call on two. 205 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:07,463 Oh my God. Pop? 206 00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,762 Guess who. 207 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,394 - That's not funny. - Had to get your attention. 208 00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:14,904 Well you had my attention. Now you're wasting my time. I have to go. 209 00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:18,340 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 210 00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:21,641 that used to be a uniform supply. What's the asking? 211 00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:24,170 Three and a quarter. Can I go now? 212 00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:26,479 I was driving by. I thought it had some potential. 213 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,348 But it's really 9,400 square feet 214 00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,116 of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing 215 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,679 and no foot traffic to speak of. 216 00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:34,884 Ease up on the hard sell there. 217 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,518 I'm thinking... 218 00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:39,189 you get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 219 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,391 I fix it, you flip it. 220 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:46,566 Look, whatever happened, we did make some money together, right? 221 00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:51,407 - You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that? 222 00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,534 I'll get back to you. 223 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,720 I was up for anything. 224 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,416 He signed the escrow papers 225 00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:08,925 and I'm not sure what happened 226 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,895 but he... left. 227 00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:14,591 It was so fucking humiliating... 228 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:19,965 and I was so worked up. I just needed to smooth it out. 229 00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:22,336 So there's the Cristal. 230 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:28,169 I mean it could've been worse, given my history. 231 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:30,271 It could've been junk. 232 00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:32,976 Julie, right? 233 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:36,111 - Julianna. - Christopher. 234 00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:38,053 I liked your share in there, seriously. 235 00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:41,115 I'm glad... or sorry I guess. 236 00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:43,922 Got a similar situation with my job. 237 00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:46,429 I really get that rush when it's working. 238 00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:49,092 I don't think I've ever heard you share in there. 239 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,725 Not a judgment, by the way. 240 00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,861 You learn as much from others. 241 00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:55,133 I split my time at NA too. 242 00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,969 Junk's another thing, huh? 243 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,977 Tell me about it. 244 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:04,311 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, Satriale's. 245 00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:08,148 Oh, right. 246 00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:12,616 Wow, cool. So I guess I'll see you. 247 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:15,922 Or maybe next week, here. 248 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,451 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 249 00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:23,361 Well... okay. 250 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:26,370 Wanna follow me to that dive on Sip and JFK? 251 00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:52,319 For some people, depression is a form 252 00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:55,389 of forced introversion. 253 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,901 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 254 00:18:57,935 --> 00:19:01,632 But it's out of that forced introversion 255 00:19:01,672 --> 00:19:04,004 - that comes the Abraham Lincoln... - Where you been? 256 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,804 - Linda Merola's. ...who's the successful president. 257 00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:08,403 I left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 258 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:12,940 - How was it? - It was nice. We gave an XBox. 259 00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:16,749 So, Stan Klimik was there. 260 00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:18,721 Ruth's husband? He works for Kroll. 261 00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:20,246 The private eyes? 262 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,054 He does their computers. 263 00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,924 Anyway, I was telling him about Ade 264 00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:26,259 and he said we should hire professionals 265 00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:28,788 - to track her down. - Carm... 266 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,460 It's not as expensive as you might think, Tony. 267 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,093 He gave me his card. 268 00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:35,299 Look, it's not about the money. 269 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:38,831 Did you ever think that maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 270 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,969 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 271 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,746 Stan said they had this case once... 272 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:50,083 this guy ran out on his child support. 273 00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:53,852 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 12 years 274 00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:57,554 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert. 275 00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:09,402 Carmela's spec house? I need you to go lean on that building inspector. 276 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,170 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it today, for all our sakes. 277 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:15,144 My wife needs a career. 278 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,875 Tony, hey. Season's greetings. 279 00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:20,110 Good holidays to your family, huh? 280 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:22,585 Yeah, you too. 281 00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:29,622 Well it's bigger than I thought. 282 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:32,527 I got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments, 283 00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:35,361 some light retail, but we snagged on some zoning issues. 284 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,726 Let me worry about that. 285 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:43,934 So who's this fiancé you were telling me about? 286 00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:47,876 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 287 00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:53,074 - Just move on, huh? - I was confused, okay? 288 00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,982 - I'm not now. - What a coincidence, 289 00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:57,817 'cause that's exactly how I feel. 290 00:20:57,855 --> 00:21:00,881 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 291 00:21:11,902 --> 00:21:14,097 It's only the latest draft. 292 00:21:14,138 --> 00:21:16,003 Guy who wrote it... I met him at a meeting. 293 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,803 JT Dolan, big user. 294 00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:20,572 You can tell. It's relentless. 295 00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:22,977 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 296 00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:25,243 I didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 297 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:30,114 Are you sure about the title, "Cleaver"? 298 00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:31,951 The Jerry Mathers connection? 299 00:21:31,989 --> 00:21:34,321 Rules of success for pictures like this? 300 00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:38,351 One-word titles... "Saw," "Hostel," "Cleaver." 301 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:42,528 But Michael... he knows it's the boss right away? 302 00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:45,735 You might want to make more of a mystery out of it. 303 00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:47,361 Maybe. 304 00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:52,034 This boss, he's a really rough... 305 00:21:52,076 --> 00:21:54,203 is Anthony Soprano like that? 306 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:57,043 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 307 00:22:00,551 --> 00:22:03,349 He's got some similarness. 308 00:22:03,387 --> 00:22:05,150 Like he thinks everything's his. 309 00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:07,589 But it's not. 310 00:22:11,161 --> 00:22:13,459 I can't get into it but there are some rules. 311 00:22:13,497 --> 00:22:16,625 Thank you. Don't get into it. I don't wanna know. 312 00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:21,531 It's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 313 00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:24,439 He hasn't been anywhere. 314 00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:26,102 Nothing happened. I told you that. 315 00:22:26,143 --> 00:22:29,010 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 316 00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:32,015 Ugh. Fine. 317 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:46,223 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 318 00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:50,799 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 319 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,075 I'm not a fucking parking spot. 320 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:12,345 Ow. 321 00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:29,702 Don't get me wrong, I loved Dom more than anybody. 322 00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:32,265 My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this. 323 00:23:32,309 --> 00:23:34,140 It was payback for Vito. 324 00:23:34,178 --> 00:23:36,305 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 325 00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:41,084 The balls on this prick. 326 00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:43,086 To blow up a store... you call that balls? 327 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,587 Balls is you look a guy in the eye 328 00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:46,419 while you jam an ice pick through his lung. 329 00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:48,823 I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall." 330 00:23:48,859 --> 00:23:50,588 I know what the fuck you meant. 331 00:23:50,628 --> 00:23:53,461 Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9-11. 332 00:23:53,497 --> 00:23:55,761 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 333 00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:59,257 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 334 00:23:59,303 --> 00:24:01,771 You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran? 335 00:24:01,805 --> 00:24:04,899 - Who does? - Tony. 336 00:24:04,942 --> 00:24:07,308 - I never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 337 00:24:07,344 --> 00:24:11,610 It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 338 00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,276 And you keep indulging him. 339 00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:16,684 You're right. 340 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:21,680 But whack a boss? I won't do that. 341 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:23,852 - It's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 342 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:26,829 Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there. 343 00:24:33,303 --> 00:24:36,170 White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics Anonymous... 344 00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:37,639 fucking "Jerry Springer Show." 345 00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:40,166 The fuck with your whining tonight? 346 00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:45,679 Listen... been involved with this girl. 347 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:47,684 In there... that's the place to share. 348 00:24:47,718 --> 00:24:51,245 It's complicated. 349 00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:54,746 Remember that real estate agent Tony was dealing with? The Jewish one? 350 00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:57,556 Fuckin' A. He planted the flag. I'd back off. 351 00:24:57,594 --> 00:24:59,061 No, he didn't do shit, she said. 352 00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:01,462 He wanted to and then never pulled the trigger. 353 00:25:01,498 --> 00:25:03,489 Okay, it's touchy but okay. 354 00:25:03,534 --> 00:25:06,731 I don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 355 00:25:09,973 --> 00:25:11,941 So what's the problem? 356 00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:15,240 She's in recovery. Junk. 357 00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:18,942 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 358 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:22,008 Listen to me. That last run you went on, 359 00:25:22,052 --> 00:25:25,579 beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that? 360 00:25:25,622 --> 00:25:28,955 Civilians... their bosses find out they slipped, 361 00:25:28,992 --> 00:25:30,584 they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 362 00:25:30,627 --> 00:25:33,391 Tony will fuckin' mulch his roses with what's left of you. 363 00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:35,796 She's solid now. Years sober. 364 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,630 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 365 00:25:37,668 --> 00:25:40,899 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 366 00:25:40,938 --> 00:25:42,803 Schools of thought... 367 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,004 two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 368 00:25:47,044 --> 00:25:48,944 But it's more like she knows how bad it is. 369 00:25:48,979 --> 00:25:50,446 We watch out for each other. 370 00:25:50,481 --> 00:25:53,211 She wouldn't even let me have Red Bull. Seriously. 371 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:56,651 Well that's the other school... two are stronger than one. 372 00:25:56,687 --> 00:25:58,314 I know I'm different with her. 373 00:25:58,355 --> 00:26:02,257 Well I guess we just keep an eye on it. 374 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:03,953 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 375 00:26:03,994 --> 00:26:08,021 - Another married man? - I know. 376 00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:10,932 And it gets worse. I think he's connected. 377 00:26:10,968 --> 00:26:12,959 To what? 378 00:26:13,003 --> 00:26:15,164 - The mafia. - No... 379 00:26:15,205 --> 00:26:19,301 But... actually I know he is because I was involved with his boss. 380 00:26:21,345 --> 00:26:23,108 You ever hear of Anthony Soprano? 381 00:26:23,147 --> 00:26:26,275 I'm sorry, Jules. I don't even know where to fucking start. 382 00:26:26,316 --> 00:26:28,409 I know, I know. 383 00:26:28,452 --> 00:26:30,943 The stupid thing is 384 00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,957 he's sweet. He's good to me. 385 00:26:33,991 --> 00:26:36,289 I want you to listen to this very carefully... 386 00:26:36,326 --> 00:26:39,784 I'm your sponsor. I'm not judging you. I'm not disappointed. 387 00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:43,231 I am concerned and I'm here to help you help yourself. 388 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:46,236 Unlike you, I've lived in North Jersey my whole life 389 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,795 and those people like his boss... 390 00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:52,275 they are sociopaths. Murderers actually. 391 00:26:52,309 --> 00:26:56,609 I know, Ame, but I think you're getting a little carried away. 392 00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:59,810 Don't hug me. On top of everything I'm getting a cold. 393 00:27:01,618 --> 00:27:03,552 Cock...! 394 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:05,817 ...sucker motherfucker! 395 00:27:05,856 --> 00:27:07,756 You shit asshole! I hate you! 396 00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:10,055 This man is so lame. 397 00:27:12,296 --> 00:27:14,594 Shit. 398 00:27:14,631 --> 00:27:17,930 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 399 00:27:17,968 --> 00:27:20,027 They wake up the baby. 400 00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:28,205 Shh! My baby's sleeping. 401 00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:30,406 Why don't you come out here and suck our dick? 402 00:27:30,447 --> 00:27:32,847 Hey what's this asshole's problem? 403 00:27:35,619 --> 00:27:38,452 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 404 00:27:38,488 --> 00:27:40,012 now they're back. 405 00:27:42,526 --> 00:27:45,962 Okay, papi. It's all right. 406 00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:50,129 It's all right, baby. 407 00:27:53,971 --> 00:27:56,166 Shh. 408 00:27:58,408 --> 00:28:00,876 Fuckwads. 409 00:28:26,103 --> 00:28:29,800 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 410 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,707 I'll give you this bike. It's a Gary Fisher. 411 00:28:32,743 --> 00:28:36,110 It's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 412 00:28:42,085 --> 00:28:44,315 All right. 413 00:29:07,244 --> 00:29:10,839 It doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are? 414 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:14,612 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse Ventura. 415 00:29:14,651 --> 00:29:17,142 Who? 416 00:29:17,187 --> 00:29:20,156 He's a famous politician. I looked it up. 417 00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:22,488 How do you know my birthday? 418 00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:26,826 I did your W-4, remember? The withholding? 419 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,667 You sure it don't bother you I have a baby? 420 00:29:38,709 --> 00:29:41,678 No, I love kids. 421 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:49,478 This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace. 422 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:52,249 - I want to. - We can watch a DVD. 423 00:29:52,289 --> 00:29:54,917 I got the 50 Cent movie down in my trunk. 424 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:56,550 They were giving it away at the car wash. 425 00:29:58,328 --> 00:30:00,387 Don't talk. 426 00:30:01,598 --> 00:30:03,657 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. 427 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,827 Lie down. 428 00:30:11,675 --> 00:30:14,041 I'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some Robitussin. 429 00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:17,877 No! It's got dextromethorphan. 430 00:30:17,914 --> 00:30:21,748 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 431 00:30:21,785 --> 00:30:24,583 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 432 00:30:27,424 --> 00:30:28,914 I resent that. 433 00:30:35,966 --> 00:30:39,458 Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 434 00:30:39,503 --> 00:30:42,028 Umh-um. 435 00:30:48,945 --> 00:30:52,108 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 436 00:30:52,149 --> 00:30:54,913 You put eight, nine, 10 tea bags in a cup. 437 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,048 - Fuck's that gonna do? - It's equal to like taking a Valium. 438 00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:03,321 - I didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 439 00:31:05,128 --> 00:31:08,291 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 440 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:12,095 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep at least. 441 00:31:14,271 --> 00:31:17,240 What do you think? 442 00:31:17,274 --> 00:31:19,071 Valerian tea. 443 00:31:19,109 --> 00:31:20,974 You have to go to the health food store. 444 00:31:32,622 --> 00:31:35,352 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 445 00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:38,823 Oh it smells all Christmassy in here. 446 00:31:38,862 --> 00:31:42,298 Yeah. 447 00:31:42,332 --> 00:31:45,563 Come on. 448 00:31:45,602 --> 00:31:48,696 Oh, the Russos... picture of their dogs. 449 00:31:48,738 --> 00:31:51,366 It's sad with no children. 450 00:31:58,982 --> 00:32:02,850 Oh my God! The Building Department. 451 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:05,354 They're repealing the stop-work order on my spec house! 452 00:32:05,388 --> 00:32:07,379 "Construction may begin immediately." 453 00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:11,053 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present I could ever get! 454 00:32:11,094 --> 00:32:14,621 Oh, I better return that vacuum I got you then. 455 00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:18,026 So, Christmas Eve... besides the shrimp, 456 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:21,697 - I told DeSanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 457 00:32:21,738 --> 00:32:24,138 You sure? 'cause last year you said the cherrystones were chewy. 458 00:32:24,174 --> 00:32:25,766 The littlenecks then. 459 00:32:25,809 --> 00:32:30,041 Jesus! Ebenezer Scrooge over here. 460 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,777 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. I don't feel good. 461 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:39,916 The Soft Scrub, lemon-scented. 462 00:32:43,193 --> 00:32:45,684 You're cool as a cucumber. 463 00:32:45,729 --> 00:32:47,594 Did I say I'm hot? 464 00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,464 I got a tightness in my chest up by the esophagus. 465 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,627 Well you just had a checkup, Phil. 466 00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:55,896 Yeah. 467 00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:58,100 Imagine the Christmas Marie 468 00:32:58,141 --> 00:33:00,234 and the kids'll be having after all that with Vito? 469 00:33:00,277 --> 00:33:02,802 The DiBellas too. 470 00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:04,313 Catherine's stroke? 471 00:33:04,347 --> 00:33:06,508 Remember last year at my mother's house? 472 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:11,112 Francesca Spatafore did that beautiful solo of "O Holy Night"? 473 00:33:11,154 --> 00:33:13,987 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 474 00:33:15,091 --> 00:33:17,685 I gotta try and take a shit. 475 00:33:17,727 --> 00:33:20,787 Now when one is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins 476 00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:23,128 that act as markers which we would detect in the blood. 477 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:24,724 You don't show any, sir. 478 00:33:24,768 --> 00:33:26,668 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 479 00:33:26,703 --> 00:33:28,466 Jesus Christ. 480 00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:31,497 Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 481 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:34,510 - So what the hell's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 482 00:33:34,544 --> 00:33:36,171 I always say he's full of hot air. 483 00:33:36,213 --> 00:33:37,840 Pharmacy's down the hall. 484 00:33:37,881 --> 00:33:41,339 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 485 00:33:41,384 --> 00:33:43,443 Arrogant prick. 486 00:33:43,486 --> 00:33:46,785 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 487 00:34:00,203 --> 00:34:01,670 I'm so sorry. 488 00:34:01,705 --> 00:34:03,502 This asshole Wall Street couple 489 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:06,202 came back to look at this loft space. 490 00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:04,796 - I'm dyin'. My heart! - Oh my God! 491 00:35:06,403 --> 00:35:08,598 Okay, we're here. We're here. 492 00:35:08,638 --> 00:35:11,505 It's all right, it's all right. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 493 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:14,009 Help! My husband. 494 00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:15,511 - Phil! - Crash cart! 495 00:35:15,545 --> 00:35:18,981 Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart! 496 00:35:23,153 --> 00:35:26,350 Heh, I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 497 00:35:26,389 --> 00:35:30,223 It was too distracting. I kept losin' my hard-on. 498 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:32,251 Hey Ton'. Did you hear? 499 00:35:32,295 --> 00:35:35,560 Phil Leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 500 00:35:35,598 --> 00:35:39,295 Ho! So there is a Santa Claus. 501 00:35:39,336 --> 00:35:43,568 He's in Intensive Care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 502 00:35:43,606 --> 00:35:45,471 Sweetheart, drinks all around. 503 00:35:45,508 --> 00:35:49,342 And a club soda for the messenger here. 504 00:35:49,379 --> 00:35:51,643 You're happy about this, T? 505 00:35:51,681 --> 00:35:54,548 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 506 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:57,781 A manageable pain though, eh? The devil you know... 507 00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:59,618 After the scene at Little Carmine's...? 508 00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:05,286 Corrado, don't you have nothing? 509 00:36:05,328 --> 00:36:07,228 You can make a hand turkey. 510 00:36:07,263 --> 00:36:10,027 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 511 00:36:12,936 --> 00:36:14,665 Visitor for Mr. Soprano. 512 00:36:18,274 --> 00:36:20,936 Bobby! 513 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,883 Any of you know what "bacala" is? 514 00:36:29,919 --> 00:36:31,716 Of course you don't. 515 00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:33,848 Well, it's salted cod. 516 00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:36,324 We taught the world how to eat. 517 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:39,453 Junior, sit. 518 00:36:45,568 --> 00:36:47,559 Happy holidays, huh? 519 00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:49,435 You smell the piss in this place? 520 00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:51,599 I ain't gonna stay too long. 521 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:55,101 Just to say you should keep this. 522 00:36:55,145 --> 00:36:58,842 - What's that? - You had Beppe drop it by, remember? 523 00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:01,749 Had a Post-it? It said "Merry Christmas"? 524 00:37:03,753 --> 00:37:05,220 It's a gift. 525 00:37:05,255 --> 00:37:08,019 It's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 526 00:37:09,225 --> 00:37:10,920 It wouldn't be right. 527 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,827 I mean frankly I shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 528 00:37:13,863 --> 00:37:16,058 He's still up on his cross, huh? 529 00:37:16,099 --> 00:37:18,897 Junior, you shot him. 530 00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:21,301 Yeah, well it's not that simple. 531 00:37:21,337 --> 00:37:23,464 I know a few things you don't. 532 00:37:23,506 --> 00:37:25,667 Like maybe I wasn't acting alone. 533 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,835 Junior, JFK was 40 years ago. 534 00:37:27,877 --> 00:37:30,277 That's all I'll say about that. 535 00:37:32,115 --> 00:37:34,276 You see that one over there? 536 00:37:34,317 --> 00:37:38,413 An attorney. I'm mounting my case. 537 00:37:38,455 --> 00:37:41,481 Look, I should take off. 538 00:37:41,524 --> 00:37:43,321 You want a snack? A soda? 539 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:45,088 What the fuck? You just got here. 540 00:37:46,463 --> 00:37:49,159 Happy holidays. 541 00:38:06,549 --> 00:38:08,414 Here. 542 00:38:08,451 --> 00:38:10,419 One hand washes the other. 543 00:38:10,453 --> 00:38:13,354 So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you." 544 00:38:35,512 --> 00:38:37,571 You know her? 545 00:38:37,614 --> 00:38:40,777 Oh that's right, you and her... 546 00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:43,377 - How'd that all go? - I had to put her on the shelf. 547 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:49,889 Yeah, she's a friend of Kaisha, the black one I was tellin' you about. 548 00:38:52,328 --> 00:38:55,855 She was just now asking what to get Kaisha for her birthday. 549 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:59,862 What'd you tell her? 550 00:38:59,903 --> 00:39:01,894 Luther Vandross, a box set. 551 00:39:45,048 --> 00:39:47,278 Mmm. 552 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:51,217 Mmm. 553 00:39:53,623 --> 00:39:55,284 You know what's interesting? 554 00:39:55,325 --> 00:39:57,987 Hmm? 555 00:39:58,027 --> 00:40:02,157 Us being able to use again, 556 00:40:02,198 --> 00:40:04,758 but integrating it into our lives. 557 00:40:04,801 --> 00:40:07,497 Yeah. 558 00:40:07,537 --> 00:40:10,938 Work... 559 00:40:10,974 --> 00:40:12,965 socialize... 560 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:19,144 but still having a mastery. 561 00:40:19,182 --> 00:40:21,582 Not easy. 562 00:40:21,618 --> 00:40:24,018 But interesting as shit. 563 00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:40,401 For one thing, we don't use needles. 564 00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:54,815 I should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 565 00:41:03,693 --> 00:41:05,285 What? 566 00:41:05,328 --> 00:41:07,694 We're not anymore. 567 00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:10,255 He's already hinky. 568 00:41:11,534 --> 00:41:13,934 He starts pokin' around, 569 00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:16,302 finds out we met in AA, 570 00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:19,240 he could suspect I'm usin' again... 571 00:41:23,112 --> 00:41:24,272 Hmm. 572 00:41:24,313 --> 00:41:27,441 ...and ruin everything. 573 00:41:58,614 --> 00:42:00,081 There he is. 574 00:42:00,116 --> 00:42:01,515 Where the fuck you been? 575 00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:03,246 You heard that Phil had surgery now? 576 00:42:03,286 --> 00:42:05,754 Turds in the aorta... a medical first. 577 00:42:05,788 --> 00:42:07,585 Gotta see my chiropodist. 578 00:42:07,623 --> 00:42:09,648 T... 579 00:42:09,692 --> 00:42:11,887 there's something I should tell you. 580 00:42:20,703 --> 00:42:22,603 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 581 00:42:22,638 --> 00:42:24,629 I've been bangin' her. 582 00:42:29,312 --> 00:42:32,042 See, I knew some shit was goin' on. 583 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:35,813 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 584 00:42:35,852 --> 00:42:38,150 I wasn't sure how it ended with you two 585 00:42:38,187 --> 00:42:40,155 till you set me straight. 586 00:42:40,189 --> 00:42:42,555 Stupid, right? 587 00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:45,527 Point is I want everything above boards 588 00:42:45,561 --> 00:42:48,394 as always between you and me. 589 00:42:48,431 --> 00:42:50,228 I don't give a fuck. 590 00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:53,099 Do what you want with her. 591 00:42:57,473 --> 00:42:59,566 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 592 00:42:59,609 --> 00:43:01,133 I do not betray my wife. 593 00:43:01,177 --> 00:43:04,635 I go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 594 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,376 this very hot, 595 00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:10,510 very beautiful, intelligent woman... 596 00:43:10,553 --> 00:43:13,852 'cause of the way Carmela nursed me and cared for me. 597 00:43:13,890 --> 00:43:16,154 And my fuckin' turkey-neck of a nephew 598 00:43:16,192 --> 00:43:17,819 winds up with his dick in there. 599 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:19,760 A guy I gotta see every day. 600 00:43:21,030 --> 00:43:22,998 This is my reward. 601 00:43:23,032 --> 00:43:24,829 Frankly, I'm encouraged. 602 00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:27,165 With the fuckin' riddles again. 603 00:43:27,203 --> 00:43:30,434 I sat here dreading the end of the story 604 00:43:30,473 --> 00:43:31,940 would involve you erupting 605 00:43:31,974 --> 00:43:35,375 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 606 00:43:35,411 --> 00:43:37,436 Well, Christmas isn't over yet. 607 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,141 You came out of that shooting 608 00:43:39,182 --> 00:43:41,616 feeling each day is a "gift." 609 00:43:41,651 --> 00:43:43,983 Well, this is a corollary to that. 610 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,488 A what? 611 00:43:46,522 --> 00:43:50,253 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 612 00:43:50,293 --> 00:43:52,989 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 613 00:43:57,834 --> 00:44:01,736 You know what I've been realizing? 614 00:44:01,771 --> 00:44:04,672 These women... they're all sort of the same... 615 00:44:04,707 --> 00:44:08,108 dark complexion, smart, 616 00:44:08,144 --> 00:44:10,840 they smell a little bit of money. 617 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,044 There's you and... Gloria 618 00:44:15,084 --> 00:44:17,245 and this "Ashkenuzi." 619 00:44:19,522 --> 00:44:20,989 So what's that about? 620 00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:23,048 What do you think it's about? 621 00:44:29,198 --> 00:44:31,530 Well... ahem... 622 00:44:31,567 --> 00:44:33,694 It's probably the reason I still come here 623 00:44:33,736 --> 00:44:36,102 to hang out with you... 624 00:44:36,138 --> 00:44:38,868 'cause nothing really changes with the therapy part. 625 00:45:23,953 --> 00:45:26,148 Ton'? That fed's out front. Harris. 626 00:45:26,188 --> 00:45:28,748 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 627 00:45:41,270 --> 00:45:42,897 What's the matter? Not enough mayo? 628 00:45:42,939 --> 00:45:44,907 Tony, how you doing? 629 00:45:44,941 --> 00:45:48,308 Good, so how's the War on Terror? 630 00:45:48,344 --> 00:45:51,939 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 631 00:45:51,981 --> 00:45:55,246 So, Phil Leotardo, huh? Coronary? 632 00:45:55,284 --> 00:45:58,481 I swear to God I had nothin' to do with that. 633 00:45:58,521 --> 00:46:01,081 Just so you know, 634 00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:03,455 I'm still in touch with some agents who work O.C. 635 00:46:03,492 --> 00:46:06,154 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn right now. 636 00:46:06,195 --> 00:46:08,663 So what else is new, huh? 637 00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:11,223 That someone close to you may be in danger. 638 00:46:11,267 --> 00:46:13,497 Really? 639 00:46:13,536 --> 00:46:15,834 Anybody specific? 640 00:46:15,871 --> 00:46:19,830 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 641 00:46:27,984 --> 00:46:31,442 - Thanks. - It's Christmas. 642 00:46:49,238 --> 00:46:51,172 What? You want me to call a doctor? 643 00:46:51,207 --> 00:46:54,199 Cramping in my legs? It could be anything. 644 00:46:54,243 --> 00:46:55,767 Well then what'd you call me for? 645 00:46:55,811 --> 00:46:58,211 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 646 00:46:58,247 --> 00:47:00,875 Yeah. I'll see you later. 647 00:47:03,052 --> 00:47:04,644 Bring me home a quattro formaggi. 648 00:47:04,687 --> 00:47:06,552 I don't care what time it is. Wake me up. 649 00:47:06,589 --> 00:47:08,648 - All right. - Mwah. 650 00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:20,325 We were talking about recovery 651 00:47:20,369 --> 00:47:22,530 and your organized crime thing. 652 00:47:22,571 --> 00:47:24,971 That I took an oath 653 00:47:25,007 --> 00:47:26,941 that was a sacred oath. 654 00:47:26,976 --> 00:47:31,413 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a saint. 655 00:47:31,447 --> 00:47:35,247 You draw blood... but technically I shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 656 00:47:35,284 --> 00:47:38,617 Ooh. 657 00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:41,145 The program... 658 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:43,715 I could never really get into the "Higher Power" part. 659 00:47:43,759 --> 00:47:45,920 Well, me neither. It's hard. 660 00:47:47,329 --> 00:47:50,526 I mostly think of the group consciousness as a Higher Power. 661 00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:55,196 I said to myself that that oath would be my Higher Power. 662 00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:56,966 That would be my strength. 663 00:47:57,006 --> 00:47:58,997 That code... that's a soldier's oath. 664 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:01,635 - I could see that. - But the problem is 665 00:48:01,677 --> 00:48:04,805 nobody lives it no more. Not Tony, not nobody. 666 00:48:04,847 --> 00:48:07,714 They let you down. 667 00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:14,046 Whatever... here I am. 668 00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:16,456 - Using. - Using. 669 00:48:22,798 --> 00:48:24,288 Are you breaking up with me? 670 00:48:28,604 --> 00:48:30,572 No. 671 00:48:41,283 --> 00:48:43,251 Should we go to a meeting? 672 00:48:45,121 --> 00:48:47,715 I don't know. 673 00:48:47,756 --> 00:48:49,849 What do you wanna do? 674 00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:54,788 I know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 675 00:49:27,663 --> 00:49:29,654 Take one car? 676 00:49:30,733 --> 00:49:32,633 I'll follow you. 677 00:49:45,214 --> 00:49:47,011 You should've called first. 678 00:50:00,062 --> 00:50:03,156 How's John? 679 00:50:03,199 --> 00:50:04,689 Some Christmas present, huh? 680 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:10,036 I'll see you in the morn... 681 00:50:13,776 --> 00:50:15,505 I'll see you in the morning. 682 00:50:15,544 --> 00:50:17,910 God loves you. 683 00:50:35,364 --> 00:50:38,822 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 684 00:50:47,109 --> 00:50:49,168 Listen to me. 685 00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:03,383 Now I never told nobody this, 686 00:51:03,425 --> 00:51:08,055 but while I was in that coma... 687 00:51:10,966 --> 00:51:12,991 somethin' happened to me. 688 00:51:14,336 --> 00:51:16,600 I went someplace... 689 00:51:18,974 --> 00:51:23,138 I think. But I know I never wanna go back there. 690 00:51:24,813 --> 00:51:27,043 And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about. 691 00:51:35,491 --> 00:51:37,686 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed 692 00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:39,887 wishin' they saved more no-show jobs. 693 00:51:45,401 --> 00:51:47,335 Now you take your time. 694 00:51:49,305 --> 00:51:51,865 You get better. 695 00:51:51,907 --> 00:51:54,740 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 696 00:51:54,777 --> 00:51:58,508 But when you do, you focus on grandkids 697 00:51:58,547 --> 00:52:01,380 and good things. 698 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:04,545 We can have it all, Phil... 699 00:52:04,586 --> 00:52:06,486 plenty for everybody. 700 00:52:11,727 --> 00:52:14,127 Stop cryin' now. 701 00:52:22,871 --> 00:52:24,498 We should let him sleep. 702 00:52:29,044 --> 00:52:30,841 We gotta stop meeting like this, huh? 703 00:53:00,442 --> 00:53:03,206 George, hi. Carmela Soprano. 704 00:53:03,245 --> 00:53:06,544 Listen, I wanna move ahead with the roofing... ordering the slate? 705 00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:10,214 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 706 00:53:10,252 --> 00:53:11,810 Uh, in the fridge, top shelf. 707 00:53:13,088 --> 00:53:16,580 Bob Cratchit! Pass out the punch! 708 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:20,561 ...gift set... - What I said is none of your business! 709 00:53:20,596 --> 00:53:24,259 I'll make it my business! 710 00:53:24,299 --> 00:53:27,757 - Sophia, come help, hon'. - I don't like disturbances in my place. 711 00:53:27,803 --> 00:53:30,397 Either lay off politics or get out! 712 00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:35,407 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 713 00:53:35,444 --> 00:53:37,105 You sure you got enough? 714 00:53:37,146 --> 00:53:39,011 Remember you're a kid... WABC? 715 00:53:39,047 --> 00:53:40,639 They'd tell you where Santa was, 716 00:53:40,682 --> 00:53:42,946 trackin' him on Air Force radar? 717 00:53:45,721 --> 00:53:48,952 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 718 00:53:53,028 --> 00:53:56,054 - To America. - To America. 719 00:53:56,098 --> 00:53:58,123 To America. 720 00:53:58,167 --> 00:54:00,601 Hello. 721 00:54:00,636 --> 00:54:03,434 Everybody, this is Blanca. Blanca, my mom, 722 00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:05,030 - my dad. - Hi. 723 00:54:05,073 --> 00:54:07,337 This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 724 00:54:07,376 --> 00:54:10,641 Hi, Hector. Oh, look at those eyes. 725 00:54:12,114 --> 00:54:14,742 He's not so shy at home. 726 00:54:14,783 --> 00:54:17,377 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 727 00:54:17,419 --> 00:54:20,081 Oh, it's from Anthony. 728 00:54:20,122 --> 00:54:21,783 Really? 729 00:54:26,028 --> 00:54:29,429 Hector, no, papi! Those ain't your presents. 730 00:54:29,465 --> 00:54:31,592 It's okay. I got him. 731 00:54:31,633 --> 00:54:34,329 Hey, come here, you. Come here. 732 00:54:34,369 --> 00:54:36,997 Who's coming later, huh? 733 00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:39,872 - Santa! - Is Santa Claus coming, huh? 734 00:54:39,908 --> 00:54:42,775 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her I kept my promise. 735 00:54:42,811 --> 00:54:45,143 I'm wearing your present from Paris. 736 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:48,377 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 737 00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:01,087 - Ahem... - She's 10 years older than him 738 00:55:01,129 --> 00:55:03,359 and she's Puerto Rican. 739 00:55:03,398 --> 00:55:06,299 Dominican... maybe. 740 00:55:07,669 --> 00:55:10,160 Least she's Catholic. 741 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,764 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 742 00:55:12,808 --> 00:55:14,605 You were overjoyed when I sent him down there. 743 00:55:14,643 --> 00:55:16,235 Carmela, your daughter says 744 00:55:16,278 --> 00:55:18,508 you're using up all her cell phone minutes. 745 00:55:21,016 --> 00:55:23,849 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 746 00:55:23,886 --> 00:55:27,083 - The mall. - Should've told me. 747 00:55:27,122 --> 00:55:29,989 - I got a guy. - And I got a job. 748 00:55:32,094 --> 00:55:34,892 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 749 00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:39,867 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. Good night, mademoiselle. 750 00:55:39,902 --> 00:55:42,735 Okay, sweetie. I love you too. 751 00:55:46,308 --> 00:55:48,173 Merry Christmas, baby. 752 00:55:50,546 --> 00:55:52,707 Yeah, we're all here, same as always. 753 00:55:52,748 --> 00:55:54,739 Bobby Jr., get in here and eat! 754 00:55:56,418 --> 00:55:59,012 You want some wine? 755 00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:00,646 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 756 00:56:00,689 --> 00:56:02,850 Uncle Tom had to work. 757 00:56:03,892 --> 00:56:06,986 All right, honey. 758 00:56:07,029 --> 00:56:08,519 I miss you too. 759 00:56:10,399 --> 00:56:12,264 Merry Christmas. 760 00:56:14,202 --> 00:56:16,033 Love to Finn, huh? 761 00:56:28,283 --> 00:56:29,773 You have a gorgeous home. 762 00:56:29,818 --> 00:56:31,809 Thank you. 763 00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:37,190 We do.