1 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,300 Fuck this! I'm calling Carlo. 2 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,050 Yeah, they didn't show. 3 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:13,200 The Vespa scooters. 4 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:17,200 We gotta wait. 5 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:22,000 Carlo was furious. His guys waited by the Hackensack River all night. 6 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,000 fuckin' Vespas never got in my hands. 7 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:29,100 This is Port Newark. Where were your longshoremen? 8 00:02:29,135 --> 00:02:31,500 Heightened security at ports, al-Quaeda. 9 00:02:31,535 --> 00:02:34,800 - Done, Johnny. - I gotta go. 10 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,300 Nice job, Billy boy. 11 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:48,700 Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, why did nobody call? 12 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,500 A lotta things didn't happen that seem like they happen... 13 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,200 Your cousin didn't whack Joey, the Vespas never got into my hands. 14 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,265 Come on, go, Soph! 15 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,500 - Hey, Soph is open! Come on! - Over here! 16 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,700 She's gotta be at least 11. 17 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,565 Don't put up with that, Lissie! 18 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,100 Careful with those elbows, number seven! 19 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,500 Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds! 20 00:03:16,535 --> 00:03:18,865 Oh, Lissie, go! 21 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:21,365 They're just a bunch of losers! 22 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,800 - No negatives, you! - Come on, putz, charge the ball! 23 00:03:24,835 --> 00:03:26,300 Charge it! 24 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,600 Foul! That kid tripped my kid! 25 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,600 Legal, she was going for the ball. 26 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,300 - She was not. - Score! 27 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,500 - Score, come on! - Your kid is outta control. 28 00:03:37,535 --> 00:03:39,565 She's been tripping all summer. 29 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,400 - Shut up and get outta here. - Don't tell me to shut up! 30 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,700 What, are you crazy? 31 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,300 Please. Come on! Somebody! 32 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,500 How do you like it now, bitch? 33 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,500 Her kid kicked my kid. Get off! 34 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:05,300 - Cost ya 100. - Call. 35 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,900 Sit down. Sit, sit. 36 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,300 I talked to John. 37 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:18,400 The Vespa scooters came in, but there was no opportunity to grab them 38 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,965 because of increased security at the ports. 39 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,700 Jesus Christ! The young crowd is crazy for these scooters. 40 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:27,465 - He owes me half that load. - You're not buying it? 41 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:31,250 I don't know what to think. He's getting cute with his remarks. 42 00:04:31,285 --> 00:04:35,000 All I know is his behaviour at that kid's funeral was a disgrace. 43 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:37,365 It's a big part of my livelihood, that port. 44 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:42,400 I will say, very interesting timing, T. You and John had that chat at the funeral... 45 00:04:42,435 --> 00:04:44,317 whatever that was... 46 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,200 suddenly, no Vespas. 47 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,400 All right, I gotta take this. 48 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:58,000 Take one of Carlo's guys, start hanging around Port Newark. 49 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,400 Find out what the fuck is going on. 50 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:05,400 - The property taxes, I know. - Hello to you too. 51 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,165 Your sister Janice got arrested. 52 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,850 - What? - In Essex County this afternoon, 53 00:05:10,885 --> 00:05:13,465 an incident of sports rage among soccer moms 54 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:17,100 led to the arrest of a Verona woman with ties to the Mafia. 55 00:05:17,135 --> 00:05:19,300 Our Gillian Glessner was on the scene. 56 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,600 Think that other mother better go into the soccer-mom protection programme? 57 00:05:23,635 --> 00:05:26,900 Maybe she should, Carl. It started here at Summit Avenue Park 58 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:29,600 during a nine-and ten-year-olds' soccer match. 59 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:34,600 An altercation between soccer moms sent one mother to the hospital and one to jail. 60 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,500 Denise McCarthy, a parent, witnessed the violence. 61 00:05:37,535 --> 00:05:39,065 I just feel so bad for the kids. 62 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,500 Parents taping the match captured the mêlée. 63 00:05:42,535 --> 00:05:44,665 Somebodyl 64 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,600 How do you like it now, bitch? 65 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:50,000 Her kid kicked my kidl 66 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,600 Charges are pending, but we know... 67 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:56,500 that the woman shown here being taken into custody is Janice Baccalieri, 68 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,000 sister of reputed New Jersey mob boss Anthony Soprano. 69 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,700 Guess you could call it a Mafia-related hit. 70 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,600 We spoke with psychologist Bela Kakuk. 71 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,965 It's a growing problem in our society. 72 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Psychologists are finding that certain individuals 73 00:06:11,035 --> 00:06:13,765 are particularly prone to rage. 74 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,565 Almost any frustration, inconvenience 75 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,900 or perceived inconsideration will set them off. 76 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,300 Motherfucker! 77 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,200 Janice, open the door! 78 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,300 - Where is she? - It wasn't my fault! 79 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,900 My name was all over the fuckin' TV because of your bullshit! 80 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,400 It's not that simple. The woman's kid was picking on Sophia. 81 00:06:40,435 --> 00:06:44,067 - Why didn't they collar her? - I am suing the township 82 00:06:44,102 --> 00:06:47,665 - for wrongful arrest and the YSO. - No. No, you're not! 83 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:51,300 What you're gonna do is call Neil Mink, play it down, pay the fine 84 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,000 and not turn this into one of your causes célèbres. 85 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:58,900 Anybody's side but mine. That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her. 86 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,100 - Well, we know that. - What? 87 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:06,300 - You and your fuckin' temper. - Get out! 88 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 This is the end of it. 89 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,900 Get out! 90 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,500 I know this looks bad. 91 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,500 On the other hand, she called Sophia her daughter. 92 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,900 I don't give a fuck. 93 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,165 All right, I do give a fuck. 94 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,700 But how many times I gotta tell you? Get control of your wife! 95 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,765 I'm so embarrassed. 96 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,000 I don't wanna see any of my friends again. 97 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,500 Well, when you're a parent, you'll see. 98 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,500 You'll defend your children like a lion with her cubs. 99 00:08:06,535 --> 00:08:09,400 - You're not my parent. - What did you say? 100 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,365 I'm here... 101 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,400 and I try to care very much. 102 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,700 - Now get to sleep. - You gonna punch me? 103 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,900 Jan, can I talk to you? 104 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,200 Go to sleep. 105 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:41,200 We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted. 106 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,800 No. Now. 107 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,800 What, I don't have a say in things? 108 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:49,065 Janice, I think you need professional help. 109 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:52,600 I'll be having an extra session with Sandy, believe me. 110 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,700 What does she do? Tells you you were picked on by your father 111 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,850 and asks you to read her screenplays. 112 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,900 I think there's anger specialists. 113 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,300 You should see a weight-loss specialist. 114 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,465 You don't see it in yourself. I heard you with Sophia. 115 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:11,800 You were getting along so much better, she says one little thing and you get nasty. 116 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:15,400 - I'm so sore. - This is not an isolated incident. 117 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,350 They won't let you shop up at the corner anymore. 118 00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:21,200 Those coffee beans were burnt. You tasted them. 119 00:09:21,235 --> 00:09:23,465 Janice, I like a spitfire type, 120 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,500 I told you, but we can't live like this, me and the kids. 121 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,865 Like what? 122 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:32,400 This was a nice house. 123 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:36,300 Peaceful... I don't know. There wasn't all this yelling and tension. 124 00:09:36,335 --> 00:09:38,400 How could you understand? 125 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,450 Your dad was a sweetheart, 126 00:09:40,485 --> 00:09:43,292 even when he had emphysema. 127 00:09:43,327 --> 00:09:46,100 My house... it was dog eat dog. 128 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,300 Well, be that as it may, the past and all, 129 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,900 if you don't go to these anger classes they have or whatever, 130 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,400 this with us ain't gonna work out. 131 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,600 Gentlemen, it's rollin'. It's nine. Place nine. 132 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,200 What do you think he clears here? 133 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,800 Two craps tables, blackjack, roulette. 134 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,700 You gotta figure he's grabbing anywhere from 2,500 135 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,400 to five Gs a night for himself. 136 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,700 It used to be you, didn't it? 137 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,500 Teacher's pet? 138 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,300 - Stop making meatballs, Paulie. - I'm just saying. 139 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,700 Now you know what I went through. 140 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,600 It's the same Gina had at her wedding. 141 00:10:45,635 --> 00:10:47,800 We should see how it looks on your face. 142 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,000 What the fuck? 143 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,665 - What's up? - Hey there, cuz. 144 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,100 - Guess who called me. - How'd you find me? 145 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:14,365 - You're not gonna guess? - OK, who? 146 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,900 - Our friend with the orchard. - No shit. He OK? 147 00:11:17,935 --> 00:11:20,467 Yeah, sold the place, moving to Florida. 148 00:11:20,502 --> 00:11:23,000 He should, he's getting on in years. 149 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,365 Oh, shit. 150 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,500 You still got your canned peaches there. 151 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:32,300 I just had the car serviced. Watch what ya say. 152 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,500 I gotta move that shit? Again? 153 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,300 That developer's going up there. 154 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,100 Obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend 155 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,000 if somebody opened the canned fruit. 156 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,650 So you and your cousin here will take care of it. 157 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:47,165 - I'll do it. - I'm worried about the old guy. 158 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,900 - I told ya, I'll do it. - My old man's got a few jars up there also. 159 00:11:50,935 --> 00:11:53,700 Could make problems for my uncle. 160 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,600 It's gonna be a lotta work, 161 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:00,000 which with Louise around can only be done at night. 162 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,900 - That's true. - Thing's gotta be done in two weeks. 163 00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:04,700 Bulldozers are coming. 164 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,565 - Are you picking out wedding cakes? - Yeah. 165 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,465 - Hope you have better luck than I did. - You didn't like your cake? 166 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:17,000 I think your luck's been fuckin' great, and listen to you cursing it out. 167 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,200 What, you got something you wanna say? 168 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,100 - All right. - So call me. 169 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,400 Who is this Uncle Pat anyway? 170 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,865 He was a knock-around guy like Tony's dad, 171 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:42,200 but they let him retire to this farm upstate New York. 172 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,500 It sounds funny, but it wasn't. He had the hiccups for like a year. 173 00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:49,200 Jeez. 174 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,100 Great guy. He had a daughter, but she lived with her mom. 175 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:57,300 Us boys each got sent up there summers when we hit up 12 or 13. 176 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,265 He'd school us. 177 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:04,200 - Did he have the hiccups? - I told ya that went away. 178 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,965 You think it's fuckin' funny? 179 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,300 He almost committed suicide because of it. 180 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,165 How would you like it? 181 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,300 Where's my Barney's underpants with ventilated cotton? 182 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,700 Still in the dryer. 183 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,965 Tell ya one thing, 184 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,900 I need fuckin' Tony B up there like I need a third nut. 185 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,700 All this resentment. 186 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,465 - He is your cousin. - Yeah? 187 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:31,800 Should've seen him when I was little... him and Tony both. 188 00:13:31,835 --> 00:13:36,200 How they broke my balls, teased me. 189 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,700 One time, I was spending the summer up at Uncle Pat's farm 190 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:42,965 just like they used to - I was 11. 191 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,200 They came up - they were like 19- to shoot guns. 192 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:49,300 They didn't take me with 'em, and when I found 'em, 193 00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:52,265 they said I had to be initiated into a special club 194 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,400 by being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. 195 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,800 I was on that tree till three in the fuckin' morning. 196 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,300 I worshipped these two guys... Tony Soprano especially. 197 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:08,065 When he was by himself, 198 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,900 he used to push me on my Big Wheels, 199 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,867 he'd teach me curse words. 200 00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:13,800 When he was by himself. 201 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,200 Where's the Tinactin? 202 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,600 Right on the night table. 203 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,300 And here we are again. Tony B goes wrong, 204 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,400 and Tony lays a 200K-a-year cash cow on him. 205 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,200 Christopher, don't get mad, OK? 206 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,500 I know we kinda touched on it a couple times, 207 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,250 but you're so unhappy. 208 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,865 What if we left here, 209 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:51,900 went far away, and you went into something else? 210 00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:54,800 - Like what? - I don't know, like... 211 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,800 Pick up your writing maybe? 212 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,500 Male modelling... 213 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,250 I'll get back to the writing some day, 214 00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:05,600 but from a position of great wealth. 215 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,000 As far as male modelling, I'd probably be a success, 216 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,500 but I wouldn't want to be around those people. 217 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:19,300 I'm a soldier, Adriana. When are you gonna understand that? 218 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,200 What the fuck? 219 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,465 - Carmela. - What? 220 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,200 There's no water in the pool. 221 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,400 Yeah, I had it drained. 222 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,900 The electricity costs a fortune. 223 00:15:41,935 --> 00:15:44,300 You're the only one who uses it. 224 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,600 We were getting along better. 225 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:57,700 So, you polluted all the decent lawyers in New Jersey so they can't represent me? 226 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,465 - You couldn't play fair. - I didn't want it! 227 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,600 Let's just pretend that you weren't begging for it 228 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,600 in a million different ways, OK, 229 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,100 because I am worn out here. 230 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,400 He's a nice kid, Finn, right? 231 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600 Right. 232 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,700 We gonna throw 'em an engagement party or what? 233 00:16:56,735 --> 00:16:58,800 If we can be civil. 234 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,300 She's so young. 235 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,900 Same age we were. 236 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,800 It wasn't all bad. 237 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,300 Last time, I asked you to jot down one or two situations 238 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400 or people that trigger your anger, 239 00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:26,200 so when you think about it, 240 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,500 you get angry all over again - anybody? 241 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,000 Let's give Bradley a chance this time. 242 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,800 My partner parked me in again. I couldn't find the keys. 243 00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:39,300 I had to wake him up and he starts yelling at me. 244 00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:41,000 Describe the feelings. 245 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,800 My stepkids do that all the time. 246 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,050 They leave their bikes in the garage 247 00:17:46,085 --> 00:17:48,200 and if I wanna pull in, I gotta get out 248 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,665 and move the bikes with a car full of groceries. 249 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:54,500 Doris, can't you keep Billy's bike out of the driveway?! 250 00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:00,300 It's a famous commercial from the '60s. Bufferin. 251 00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:03,300 Guy has a headache and he takes it out on his wife. 252 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,265 Back to Bradley, 253 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,500 I'm trying to get into his physical sensations of anger. 254 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,465 He saw red. Who wouldn't? 255 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,365 She's right. Why is he in here? 256 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,000 Why isn't his roommate in therapy for selfishness issues? 257 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:22,100 There are always things that are irritating and out of our control. 258 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,100 What we can control is our response to those triggers. 259 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,700 So people get a free pass... the whole world? 260 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,817 I told you about my supervisor... 261 00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:31,900 checking my work and nobody else's? 262 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,100 - I wonder why. - Cos you're a minority. 263 00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:36,700 Exactly. That's why I'm in here. 264 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,500 - You seem angry about Evelyn's problem. - It makes me mad. 265 00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:44,865 It doesn't make you mad. You make you mad. 266 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,865 I come from a biased family, but I was different. 267 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:51,100 I put all my faith and my hopes into the civil rights movement. 268 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,300 I left home and I marched. 269 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,865 And for what? So they could ride around in their SUVs, 270 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:01,000 blasting that rap shit and you can't say anything because they might have guns? 271 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,265 Wait a fuckin' minute. Who's they? 272 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,900 - If the shoe fits. - This is fuckin' priceless. 273 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,850 OK, let's not time-travel here, 274 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,665 let's try to stay in the present. 275 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,450 Janice, you're angry. Let's stay with that. 276 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,200 What are your physical feelings right now? 277 00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:18,865 I'd like to punch you in the face. 278 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,900 Your hands are clenched. Did you realise that? 279 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,465 You're provoking me to make a point. 280 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,500 - Maybe that's your job but I don't like it. - Look at you. 281 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,617 - You're not even listening. - He's talking to me. 282 00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:34,626 No. You and me, we do most of the talking in here. 283 00:19:34,661 --> 00:19:37,600 The man is trying to say that those people outside... 284 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,265 they do the thing, 285 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,300 but we're the ones that get all upset and start carrying on. 286 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,400 That's all he's saying. 287 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,200 The Hudson Valley. 288 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,800 That Legend of Sleepy Hollow cartoon scared the piss outta me when I was a kid. 289 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,300 Would you mind watching your shoe? 290 00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:03,600 Oh, sure. 291 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,400 It's a $50,000 vehicle. I don't want it scuffed up. 292 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,065 Uncle Pat's farm? 293 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,800 When you're 12, 13, man, it's like fuckin' heaven, right? 294 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,900 Running around in the woods, driving that tractor. 295 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:33,900 He made me clear the brush by the fence with a fuckin' scythe, though. 296 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,100 I had to do that. Tony too. 297 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,500 And water his fuckin' tomatoes and his basinigol'. 298 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,150 Changed, though, you know, Pat's, 299 00:20:43,185 --> 00:20:45,665 after Louise came back there to live. 300 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,500 It wasn't just you and Pat and his great stories. 301 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,500 They used to call me Ichabod Crane. 302 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,800 - Who? - Some very sorry people, that's who. 303 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:11,600 The Carmela front? Did you two ever discuss that evening you made love? 304 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,600 It was a one-time deal. I've moved on. 305 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,200 What about the depression? 306 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:26,900 Your revelation about your cousin, his prison sentence? 307 00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:29,800 You were very upset. 308 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:34,100 Tell you the truth, I haven't had a lot of time to think about that. 309 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,100 My sister... 310 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:44,200 She attacked some woman at her stepkid's soccer game. 311 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,665 You've mentioned her temper before. 312 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:50,500 She got charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest. 313 00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:51,800 Excellent. 314 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,500 Let's talk about that. 315 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,000 - What? - Rage. 316 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,300 - Why? - Depression is rage turned inward. 317 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,350 Tell me about the Soprano temper. 318 00:22:04,385 --> 00:22:06,465 The thing is, it's bad for business. 319 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,300 Clouds your judgment. John, he always had a terrible temper. 320 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,100 - John? - Gotti. 321 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,965 And in the end, I think it hurt him. 322 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,300 See, we forget that in the old days, the ones that came over, that started this thing, 323 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,365 they didn't get mad. 324 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,700 They just smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later. 325 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,665 That's the whole beautiful point. 326 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:31,000 You know what they say. Revenge is like serving cold cuts. 327 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,450 I think it's, "Revenge is a dish best served cold. " 328 00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:38,865 - So, what'd I say? - But why revenge all the time? 329 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:44,200 Where does it come from, this insatiable anger you and your sister share? 330 00:22:44,235 --> 00:22:46,600 I was wondering when she'd come up? 331 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,665 Your mother? What about your father? 332 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:53,100 You never saw her chop off someone's finger. 333 00:22:53,135 --> 00:22:56,500 - Told you about that, didn't I? - Yes. 334 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,850 - Jesus, I wish I hadn't. - Why? 335 00:23:00,885 --> 00:23:03,100 I dress up nice when I come here... 336 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,600 OK, let's stick to the subject. 337 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:09,100 - Which is what? - Your own intolerance for frustration. 338 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,900 "Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. " 339 00:23:16,935 --> 00:23:19,465 If it's so important to you, answer the phone! 340 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,300 - Stay with that. - It's just a level of bullshit! 341 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,900 Every fuckin' new idea they come up with to make things better makes things worse. 342 00:23:28,935 --> 00:23:32,300 OK, right, I agree. "The centre cannot hold. 343 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,650 "The falcon cannot hear the falconer. " 344 00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:36,865 What the fuck are you talking about? 345 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:41,100 We live in a time of technological and spiritual crisis, 346 00:23:41,135 --> 00:23:43,200 but you feel you're above all of it, 347 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:47,500 certainly above any inconvenience or annoyance. 348 00:23:47,535 --> 00:23:49,800 And if things don't go your way, 349 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:55,900 instead of being merely disappointed or inconvenienced, you blow. 350 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,200 My sister's... 351 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,100 She's taking anger-management classes. 352 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:12,165 Maybe she's on the right track. 353 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,700 - Is this something you'd consider? - No. 354 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,500 But I'll admit it's not good for me, all this fuckin' agitation. 355 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,300 Wears me out. I'm fuckin' exhausted all the time. 356 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,200 - Where did we start off? - I don't know. 357 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,500 Depression is rage turned inward. 358 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,900 This is nice. 359 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,650 For inner-city kids like me, this was important. 360 00:24:50,685 --> 00:24:53,665 You lived next to the largest mall in New Jersey. 361 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,765 It's over now. She's sticking me in that home in Florida. 362 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,300 - That's the last I'll ever see of her. - I'll be right down the road. 363 00:25:00,335 --> 00:25:02,065 I got a beautiful condo. 364 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,900 Thinks she's gonna meet some old, lonely widower. 365 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,700 Louise, it's time for dessert. 366 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,400 I'm getting it. 367 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:22,700 And do me a favour, be as polite as you are when it's just the two of us? 368 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,400 We know where Chrissy buried the guy. 369 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,800 But with Uncle Johnny's, you gotta help us out. 370 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,750 I'm not exactly sure, but there was two of them. 371 00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:46,000 - The Johnson brothers. - You don't remember where? 372 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,600 It was a long time ago. 373 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,300 We can't excavate the whole fuckin' place. 374 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,700 Cos you know what Tony's gonna say? 375 00:25:56,735 --> 00:25:59,000 Let him come up here and dig then. 376 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,500 Please. He's a heart attack waiting to happen. 377 00:26:02,535 --> 00:26:06,200 That's no joke. Our bodies are 86% water. 378 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,800 His last blood test, he was 65% zeppole. 379 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,100 When he first heard the term "pie in the sky," he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne. 380 00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:20,600 That's pretty good. 381 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:26,900 I learned in recovery that he's just tamping down his feelings by eating. 382 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,165 I should talk to him. It's a shame, you know. 383 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,400 - He was the funnest guy in the world. - When was that? 384 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,900 He's got the world by the balls and he acts like everything's an imposition. 385 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,900 Being at the top, he's isolated himself. 386 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,300 Yeah, it's just him and his money. 387 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,500 Hello. 388 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:13,300 - Who is this guy, anyway? - My first. Czechoslovakian guy. 389 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,000 This is the second time I'm moving him. 390 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,700 - Come here, you little fuck. - Guys, wait. 391 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,700 - Come here, you little fuck. - It wasn't me... 392 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:44,200 - Help! Please, don't kill me. - What the fuck you running for? 393 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:51,000 The night of the 12th, there was a ship from Italy with these containers of Vespas. 394 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,300 I don't know anything about any Vespas! 395 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,000 We know they got here. What happened to them? 396 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,800 I don't know. I wasn't here! 397 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,400 Well, apparently he says he wasn't here. 398 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:10,700 Who picked up our motherfuckin', cocksucking Vespas? 399 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,765 In two seconds, this is going up your ass. 400 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,500 It was the guys from New York. Phil Leotardo and them. 401 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,900 Listen. 402 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,100 Thanks for doing this. You didn't have to. 403 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,200 Fuck that. You're my little cousin. 404 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:56,300 I think I can imagine what you may be hearing about me 405 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,300 and what happened in New York. 406 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,600 All I can say is, there's no truth to it. 407 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,800 I didn't think nothing. 408 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:06,500 And Tony putting me in at the casino, I knew people would resent that. 409 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,500 But I went away for a long time, stood up for this family, 410 00:29:10,535 --> 00:29:13,300 and you, or anybody, can think what they like, 411 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:15,400 but I feel I had a little coming to me. 412 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:19,400 Absolutely. I was telling Benny that the other day. He was complaining. 413 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,300 And what I said about Tony before? 414 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,400 - You know I love him like a brother. - I love him, too. 415 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,800 We saw the guy down the pier. John has the Vespas. 416 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:17,600 To think of how supportive you were of him. That whole Little Carmine fiasco. 417 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,265 It's fuckin' payback. 418 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:22,800 Johnny's got it in his head my cousin had something to do with Joey. 419 00:30:22,835 --> 00:30:25,900 Johnny should be looking for the real killers 420 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,000 instead of spending all his time on that golf course. 421 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,500 Whole fuckin' shipment of cheese coming in next month. 422 00:30:34,535 --> 00:30:36,565 The imported provolone. 423 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,800 I guess we can kiss that goodbye too now, right? 424 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,300 Motherfucker! 425 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,900 - What are you doing here? - My son is a senior here now. 426 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:14,100 We were electing party chairs for a senior night. 427 00:31:14,135 --> 00:31:15,500 Right. 428 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,700 - So, how are you? - Fine. 429 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,800 Cos you were pretty upset when you left and I wanted to call. 430 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,565 I began to really rue what happened... 431 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,600 - I'm going back with my husband. - Oh, that's good. 432 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,600 All the best. 433 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,700 You don't drink no more? 434 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,300 Clean and sober, 14 months. 435 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,100 Yeah, your mother has that problem. 436 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,700 Good for you. 437 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:16,100 - That's right. - What? 438 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,800 The Johnson brothers' bodies. 439 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,000 I know where they are. 440 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,865 Over by the fence in the northwest corner, 441 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,365 because that night I noticed one of my pickers 442 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:35,265 had stuck a Swiss Colony bottle upside-down on one of the fenceposts. 443 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:39,200 And I was plenty goddamn mad they were drinking on the job, I'll tell you. 444 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,500 It's still there, the glass bottle. 445 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,700 - Are you fuckin' sure? - Lunch! 446 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,200 - I got for you, Chrissy. - Thank you. 447 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,300 Sandwich? 448 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,300 Beautiful. 449 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,200 This is mail from three fuckin' weeks ago. 450 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,000 - The girl didn't even show up today. - Why don't you get somebody new? 451 00:33:09,035 --> 00:33:12,067 Two classes, she's telling people how to run their life. 452 00:33:12,102 --> 00:33:15,100 Don't let me stop you from taking your kids to the rink. 453 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:30,100 You have every right to be mad at me, and I apologise. 454 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:36,600 I know it's bad for the family... for business... but I'm working on it. 455 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,400 Yeah, I know. Bobby told me. 456 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,500 - So how's that going? - Anger management? 457 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,000 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 458 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:55,600 It's such a relief to let go of all that shit and... 459 00:33:55,635 --> 00:33:58,300 I never realised what an angry person I was 460 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,265 and how it fed itself. 461 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,800 - So they got you on tranquillisers? - No. 462 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,100 Basically, it's taking responsibility for your anger, 463 00:34:09,135 --> 00:34:12,665 and learning to recognise your feelings of anger 464 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:16,700 and that they're just feelings, you don't have to act on them. 465 00:34:16,735 --> 00:34:19,300 People want that so they can walk all over you. 466 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,900 A lot of anger is self-importance. 467 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,550 - Self-importance? - Problems with authority. 468 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:29,065 Dr Seepman locks the door promptly at seven. 469 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:34,100 People wig out if they don't get in, start banging on the door. It's a big lesson. 470 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:38,765 I was making everybody in my life miserable, 471 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,900 yelling and screaming, or pouting and feeling victimised, 472 00:34:42,935 --> 00:34:46,617 but I feel so much better now about everything. 473 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:50,300 It's like this great sadness is beginning to lift. 474 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,800 - Sadness? - Yeah. 475 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,600 - Well, I'm happy for you. - Thank you. 476 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,600 I am. 477 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,400 Your bid, Chrissy. 478 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,200 You expecting someone? 479 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,300 There he is! 480 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,800 My God, I don't believe it. 481 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:44,300 Who's that... Anthony? 482 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,000 What's the matter? You all right? 483 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,500 God, you're big. 484 00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,000 Look at those shoulders. 485 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,765 - Jan sends her love and Barb, too. - Did you eat? 486 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,100 Louise, don't ask him. He's a guest. Just go get him a plate! 487 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,465 Sit down. 488 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:12,100 - You look good. - Feel good. 489 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,100 So how we doing? 490 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,200 Took care of mine last night. The Johnson brothers we'll get tonight. 491 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,500 Uncle Pat was like Johnny Mnemonic. Right, Uncle Pat? 492 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,800 We're playing pinochle. Take a hand. 493 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,900 - This is the life, huh? - I'm with you. 494 00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,800 Yeah, we were just saying that. 495 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,500 To a job well done. 496 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,465 This place hasn't changed much. 497 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,700 Met some pretty nice college girls the other night. 498 00:37:38,735 --> 00:37:40,900 She liked you, Miss Raven-Hair? 499 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,300 Pat seems good, huh? 500 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,400 Louise seems fat. 501 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,065 The human body is 86% water, 502 00:37:57,100 --> 00:38:00,100 but Louise's last blood test, she was 65% zeppole. 503 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,800 That's a good one. 504 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,265 I knew a guy, when he was gonna eat Philly cheese steak, 505 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:15,300 the mayor of Philly would have to call out the National Guard. 506 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,200 What the fuck's so funny about that? Doesn't even make sense. 507 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,050 - Well, he's drunk. - Him? 508 00:38:26,085 --> 00:38:28,500 No way. He's in recovery. 509 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,200 If you recover your fuckin' balls, give us a call. 510 00:38:33,235 --> 00:38:35,300 We might like to hang out. 511 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,300 No, seriously, it's not funny. 512 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,865 He's a 12-stepper, right? 513 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,300 Well, yeah. You know that. That's right. 514 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,100 Maybe he can take another couple of steps out the door so we could have some fun? 515 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:53,500 Come on, don't get pissy now. He's just having a joke, that's all. 516 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,500 Sobriety's hard enough without having to get mocked for it. 517 00:38:58,535 --> 00:39:01,100 Jesus Christ, why don't you have a fuckin' drink? 518 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,850 You're driving everybody crazy with this shit. 519 00:39:03,885 --> 00:39:06,500 The fuckin' Higher Power yammering and the sweets 520 00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:09,400 and the Key lime pie and the... Jesus. 521 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:14,700 Order a fuckin' bullshot, will you? Do me a favour. 522 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:28,700 I'm sorry, I didn't realise I was being a jerkoff. 523 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,800 Look, it's just... you know, come on. 524 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,300 You're doing the right thing. 525 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:47,265 So, how do you like his car? 526 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,700 Schwarzenegger's. Pretty great, huh? 527 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,865 The humvee. Yeah, it's nice. 528 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,500 - Kinda steep. - You told me you didn't pay for it. 529 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,100 - You gave the guy a hum-job. - For the hum-vee. 530 00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,465 Maybe he'd like to hum me. 531 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,300 - A friend of Bill over here? - Fuckin' wits over here. 532 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,800 Bill? I'll say. 533 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,700 That? That's not a bill, that's a beak. 534 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,600 You know... 535 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:16,400 that was you he made that joke about, the zeppole content. 536 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,150 On the way home, we can drop him off at Beakskill. 537 00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:25,100 Well, if beaks could kill, that one certainly would. 538 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,600 I could've called you Ichabod Crane, but I didn't. 539 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,200 What the fuck's he talking about... Ichabod Crane? 540 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,900 Nothin'. 541 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:50,200 Here's to the Johnson brothers, whoever the fuck they were. 542 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,300 ...Port Newark... 543 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,865 ...but one example. 544 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:17,365 Six million containers enter U.S. ports every year, 545 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:22,400 yet fewer than two per cent of them are opened and inspected by U.S. Customs. 546 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:25,200 It is impossible to check every container 547 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:28,000 without essentially stopping global commerce. 548 00:41:28,035 --> 00:41:30,667 But what keeps officials from sleeping at night 549 00:41:30,702 --> 00:41:33,300 is that terrorists could use shipping containers 550 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,665 to smuggle in a weapon of mass destruction. 551 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,850 It is within the capabilities of Islamic fundamentalists 552 00:41:39,885 --> 00:41:42,965 to track a container with a Global Positioning System 553 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,800 and detonate a nuclear or biological weapon hidden inside. 554 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,300 Son of a bitch. 555 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:53,100 A terrorist could use a shipping container to smuggle himself into the country. 556 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,500 There he is. 557 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,900 What I saw on TV last night. The ports are wide open. 558 00:42:04,935 --> 00:42:07,065 Government's not doing shit. 559 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,900 - Where's my butter substitute? - In front of you. 560 00:42:09,935 --> 00:42:12,665 Didn't you hear what I said? I knew it was bad. 561 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:16,800 Seven million containers. The news team put radioactive shit in one of 'em. 562 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,900 - It wasn't even detected. - Please, my ears. 563 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,265 Sit down. Sit. 564 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,500 Come on. I made eggs. 565 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,900 Could've been a goddamn A-bomb. 566 00:42:28,935 --> 00:42:30,900 - You want coffee? - Yeah. 567 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:35,265 Fuckin' terrible nightmares. 568 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,700 Yeah, it knocked the edge right the hell off your appetite. 569 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:44,200 - What's the matter with you? - No, it is some scary shit. 570 00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:47,100 Not my problem much longer. 571 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,000 Speaking of scary shit, was that you in the bathroom? 572 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:55,400 Oh, yeah. I thought they already dropped the biological weapon. 573 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,500 All right, I gotta go. 574 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,065 I thought we were gonna go hunting. 575 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:07,500 - You hear the turkeys this morning? - No, I gotta take off. 576 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,865 Uncle Pat. Take care of yourself. 577 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:14,900 - Be careful of the alligators down there. - All right, tough guy. 578 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,600 Hey, Tone! What'd you do, knock over a roadside stand? 579 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:58,300 My uncle's farm. Less than 100 miles from here. 580 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,900 It's like a whole different world. 581 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,100 The bullshit really falls away up there. 582 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,300 Hear about that shit with the ports? 583 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,500 Customs agents are bad for us, but antiterrorism-wise, they're doing nothing. 584 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,665 What's it gonna take, a fuckin' nuclear bomb? 585 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,800 They caught one al-Quaeda cocksucker in one container. 586 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,600 - They caught him. - There's enough they don't catch. 587 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:34,400 The administration's busy too, 588 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,500 giving noncompetitive building contracts to friends. 589 00:44:37,535 --> 00:44:40,900 Hell, we can all understand that. 590 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,865 We're sitting ducks here. 591 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:47,500 Only thing between our homes and Port Newark is a chain-link fence. 592 00:44:47,535 --> 00:44:51,200 They get a nuclear bomb in a container and we're fuckin' dead. 593 00:44:51,235 --> 00:44:54,000 That's why you gotta live for today. 594 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:58,900 - What'd you say? - That's why you gotta live for today. 595 00:44:58,935 --> 00:45:01,600 Talking about annihilation, you stupid fuck! 596 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:05,000 Your kids, my kids, burning into cinders! 597 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:07,800 I can't even think about it. 598 00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:09,300 You stupid... 599 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Can't even fuckin' think about it? Motherfucker, huh? 600 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:19,365 Think about it now? 601 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,300 - How about now? - Hey, Tony! 602 00:45:21,335 --> 00:45:22,865 Tony, take it easy. 603 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:26,100 - Take a walk. - Get some air. 604 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,200 Take a walk. Take a walk outside. 605 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,500 Sorry, everybody. 606 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,400 Come on, take it easy. 607 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,665 - I wake you up? - Yeah. 608 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:53,600 I just come from the hospital. 609 00:45:53,635 --> 00:45:55,500 They said you wanted to know. 610 00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:58,000 Oh, how's he doing? 611 00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:05,400 - Sorry. - It's all right. 612 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:08,900 Doctor has a peel at one. 613 00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:11,100 - Hi. - How you doing, hon? 614 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,800 - Call me? - Yeah. 615 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:19,265 - Bye. - See you later. 616 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:21,700 - That the dermatology nurse? - Yeah. 617 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:26,000 - Nice-looking. - They get all the skin treatments half-price. 618 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:34,365 So, what'd they say? He's gonna be OK, the kid? 619 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,400 He's big, strapping, he'll be all right, but some hearing loss, one ear. 620 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,365 Looks like it could be permanent. 621 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,500 Skip, the poor fuck knows he should keep his mouth shut. 622 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,600 Go over there. 623 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:53,000 You make sure he gets the best. 624 00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,300 Thing is, Tone, he's quitting the Bing. 625 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,800 And he told Sil, he goes, 626 00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:07,300 "I'd appreciate if Tony don't come visit me. " 627 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,500 He don't wanna see you. 628 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:13,300 I told him watch his mouth. 629 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,465 These things happen, T. 630 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,400 That's why I don't like to talk politics. 631 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,300 - You did? - Please, I couldn't believe it myself. 632 00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:35,565 - Well, are you going back with Tony? - No. 633 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,700 - Then why'd you say it? - I don't know. It just came out. 634 00:47:38,735 --> 00:47:40,300 Asshole. He was gonna call me. 635 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,700 - Did he? - Jerk. 636 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:46,000 Come in! 637 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,300 Uncle Pat. 638 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,865 - Where's AJ? - He's not coming. 639 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,800 You lose 'em for a little bit, but he'll be back. 640 00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,200 Hi, Uncle Tone! 641 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,400 - Before dinner? - Half? 642 00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:17,665 Thank you. 643 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:20,900 Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice. 644 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,600 I thought I heard your voice. 645 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,465 - Hello? - Good game on later. 646 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,750 I think we're on the do-not-call list. 647 00:48:29,785 --> 00:48:31,965 Oh, no, we're happy with our service. 648 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,600 Those telemarketers... just hang up, hang up! 649 00:48:34,635 --> 00:48:37,500 We're just sitting down to dinner. 650 00:48:37,535 --> 00:48:39,800 OK, please don't call again. 651 00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:41,700 Thank you. 652 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,400 Come on! 653 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,065 It's a G5. It's got a 64-bit architecture. 654 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,765 A different language now with these computers. 655 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,200 I saw a show on computers, how the prices have dropped so low 656 00:49:03,235 --> 00:49:05,300 that you can buy one for $500 at Costco 657 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,200 more powerful than the one that put the astronauts on the moon. 658 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,200 Good eggplant, Jan. 659 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,700 Yeah, delicious. 660 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:26,700 I wonder where Harpo's eating his Sunday dinner. 661 00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,700 What? 662 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:33,965 Just wondering what Harpo's up to. 663 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,100 - Who's Harpo? - That's Hal, Janice's son. 664 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,500 - You have a son? - You didn't tell us that. 665 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,900 You know that song, 666 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,300 Harpo's Song by Phoebe Snow? 667 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,000 That's the song you named Harpo after, right? 668 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,400 He's half French-Canadian, Harpo. 669 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:02,500 All right, Tony. Make fun of a boy because of his name. 670 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,300 I wonder what's French-Canadian for "I grew up without a mother. " 671 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,100 Where is my mama? 672 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:27,300 You son of a fuckin' bitch! 673 00:50:27,335 --> 00:50:29,500 Daddy! 674 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,900 - Easy, easy, easy! - You miserable fuck! 675 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000 I don't got a right to ask? I'm the boy's uncle. 676 00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:36,600 Easy, easy. 677 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,700 - Easy. - I hate him, I hate him. 678 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800 English