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(SOPRANOS THEME SONG)

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(DISTANT TRAFFIC NOISES)

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(ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

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So she's a dancer, right?
Broadway, summer stock, all that shit.

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Who was telling me, Ginny...
Used to do a little dancing, right?

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- Taught ballet, years ago.
- (MEN LAUGHING)

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- Who's that?
- Nobody. Jersey.

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Ralph Cifaretto's crew.

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Anyway, I go over to her house
one night...

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...she's dressed like a fucking cat,
like from that show.

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Eye makeup, claws, the whole bit.

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You okay?

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Pardon me a minute, huh?

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Hey. Donny, right?

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John, how you doing?

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What's the matter?
Not funny anymore?

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- Bitch! You're fucking funny, huh?
- John!

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- What's the matter with you? Please!
- Can't shut your mouth?

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Funny, huh?

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- Funny? Funny?
- Whoa, whoa, John! What the fuck?

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- What'd he do?
- He's a cunt! A sorry sack of shit!

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- Come on, let me get you out of here.
- No, no. Please.

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Scumbag, let me buy you a drink.

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What the fuck?

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- (DOOR OPENS)
- John?

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- John?
- What are you doing still up?

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Penny Serenade was on AMC.

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John, your coat!
Is that the Burberry?

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Oh, my God, what happened?

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Nothing. I tripped.

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- You tripped where?
- I don't know.

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- The steps by Carmine's.
- John, your hand is bleeding.

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I used it to break my fall. Jesus,
what is this, the Inquisition now?

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I had a few cognacs.

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Go to sleep.

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For tax-deferred growth the annuity's
fine, but if I'm hearing you right...

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...liquidity's the real concern?

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Well, we do occasionally need
ready access to our money.

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Honestly, guys, I'd recommend
a life insurance trust.

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That, coupled with a growth-oriented
reallocation of your assets.

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Including an assortment
of other investment vehicles.

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What, like classic cars?

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No. Stocks, bonds...

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I think he's pulling your leg, Brian.

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I gotta remember that one.

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So great, we'll open an account,
get the paperwork started and...

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Brian, look, no offense.

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I know we're family,
but let me think about it.

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- Run it by my accountant.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Ginsberg? He's a CPA.
He's not an investment advisor.

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Whatever, he knows about this stuff.

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You know what? Talk to your
accountant. Two heads, huh?

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- Dad, it's Uncle Sil!
- I gotta get that.

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Say hello to Janelle.

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I'll walk you out, Bri.

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Hang it up, A.J!

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- Hey.
- (INDISTINCT VOICE ON PHONE)

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What happened?

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- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.

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What the fuck, John?

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- I got nothing to say.
- You got nothing to say?

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That fucking kid is in intensive care.

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I thought he worked for Ralph.

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And Ralph works for me.
So I ask you again, what the fuck?

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Let it suffice that I know
and Carmine knows...

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...that foppy cocksucker's
holding out on us.

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Fernandez Paving, Ralph's contracting
company. We went over the receipts...

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...for waterproofing at the Esplanade.
Ralph's more creative than Spielberg.

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He's off almost four grand,
third time in a row now.

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We agreed, no looting the job site.

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First of all, that hasn't
been established.

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Second of all, this is
how you handle it?

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- Consider it a message.
- He's in Miami.

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- They got phones down there.
- He's got a bad history, Tony.

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Cute cocksucker could wind up dead.

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What are you saying here?

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He's a two-faced fucking prick.

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- I thought Ralph was your friend.
- Right, that's rich.

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Did you hear what my friend
said about my wife?

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He made a crack about Ginny's weight.
Something about her having...

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...a 90-pound mole on her ass.

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Well, that's...

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That's deplorable.

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Who told you this?

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What's important is that it was said.

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If he said it, I didn't hear it.

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He knows better than to make
a remark like that when I'm around.

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She's fighting a weight problem
since the kids were born.

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Weight Watchers, Richard Simmons,
fasting.

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She works very fucking hard.

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- You're telling me?
- It's different for women.

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Body image, self-esteem.

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I'll tell you, though...

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...I never had a problem
with Ginny's weight.

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To me, she's beautiful.

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Rubenesque.

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That woman is my life.

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To think she's being mocked...

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All right, look, John...

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...I'm not gonna sit here and deny
that Ralph can be a fucking asshole.

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And that was a horrible thing to say.

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But even if it was said, you can't be
serious about him winding up...

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- You know.
- She's the mother of my children.

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I know she is, John. I know she is.

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At least hear Ralph out.

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How long we go back, huh?

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All of us?

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The kid last night...

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...he was laughing.

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About this?

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I don't know.

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All right.

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You're right.

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It's just been sticking in my craw.

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So this kid gonna be okay?

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I don't know. He's still unconscious.

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My fucking temper.
Is he married, children, anything?

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Lives with his mother.

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I'll send her something nice.

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I'm surprised he didn't call you.
Who knows? Maybe he'll be right back.

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

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One sugar, right?

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So how are things at Casa del Furio?

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Ehh.

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The Pakistani, the neighbor.

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I want to make my garage into the
guesthouse, so my parents can visit.

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He says to me because
of the rules I cannot do it.

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Right, right, the zoning.

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The man who sells me the house,
he says nothing.

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As far as I remember, once title
has passed, you have no legal recourse.

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Anyway, next week, I make a party
for the housewarm.

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What a nice idea.

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This is my real-estate exam.

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There's one more prep course
I wanna take.

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So next Sunday is the party.

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We will be there.
(CHUCKLES)

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Now, here, you see?

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"Except in cases of demonstrable fraud,
transfer of title is binding...

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...once the grantee registers the deed
with the county clerk."

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Some people say college only serves
to show grad schools...

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...you've managed to show up
four years in a row.

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But volunteering at the Law Center
actually allows you to make a difference.

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Last year, with our help,
over half a dozen crack babies...

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...were reunited
with their natural mothers...

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...several of whom are now in recovery.

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00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,452
Eventually with the help
of ACLU attorneys...

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...you'll be filing court papers
and helping with legal research.

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There's a sign-up sheet and some fliers
if you're interested. Thanks.

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That's so true what you said about
college being an audition for grad school.

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So much for higher learning, huh?
Living in the moment.

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Check out the Law Center.
There's some really cool people there.

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(MUTED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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There were 15 guys at the dinner
when Ralph told that joke.

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Could be anybody flapping their gums.

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What I don't get is why.

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- What's the upside of telling Johnny?
- To get in good with New York.

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Loose lips sink ships.

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First Johnny knows about flipping
the property by the Esplanade.

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Now this shit.

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How about Patsy?

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He's had issues.
Maybe he's holding a grudge.

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- Oh, you really think he's that cagey?
- Albert, then.

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Wait a minute.

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What if Vesuvio's bugged and
the fucking feds told Johnny?

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00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,182
- Conspiracy theories now?
- Why not?

166
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,852
Create a little dysentery
among the ranks?

167
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,563
First of all, the place is swept
once a week.

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Second of all, there's
a lot more interesting shit...

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00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,819
...being talked about in there
besides Ginny Sack's fat ass.

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Sil, the liquor inspector's here.

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What do you think?

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It's not possible, right?

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Silvio talking to Johnny?

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You never know, T.

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Jason's always been
a well-adjusted young man.

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So why now, Elliot?

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Three years at Bard and suddenly
now as a senior this epic drift.

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No focus, no drive.

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00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:10,622
He's actually talked about dropping out
and joining the Forestry Service.

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00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,458
Well, some people thrive on solitude.

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Senior year. There's something
about the light...

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00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,550
...at the end of that tunnel
that can be very frightening.

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Saskia's a senior.
Is she going through any of this?

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Sask has always been highly motivated,
kineahora.

185
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Where's Richard in all this anyway?

186
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Jason barely speaks to him anymore.

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00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,318
- Since when?
- Right after the rape.

188
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,614
Jason may be feeling
guilty himself, Jen.

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00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,617
He's powerless to avenge you...

190
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,913
...and resents his father
for the same shortcomings.

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00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:58,127
- Oh!
- Hey, George Hamilton. (CHUCKLES)

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How's the back?

193
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,591
The masseuse down there, the Del Rey?

194
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,427
Magic fucking fingers.

195
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,097
- Tony call?
- On his way.

196
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:14,310
- He know you broke up with his sister?
- No, no. Not unless she told him.

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00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,938
- You know what that bitch was into?
- What?

198
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:22,277
She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass,
make believe she was pimping me out.

199
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,488
I told her, "Get the fuck out of here!"

200
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,324
- What the fuck?
- Whole family's nuts.

201
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,534
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,161
- Hi.
- Hey, Ton.

203
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,831
Hey!

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00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,625
- How are you?
- Hey, Ton.

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00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,627
How you doing?

206
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:45,341
Fellas, take this shit to my house.
Open some windows, air the place out.

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00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,639
For you. Florida's finest.

208
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,517
Thanks.

209
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,645
How's Donny K?

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00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,398
I was just asking them about that.

211
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,985
I gotta get over there,
get the full report.

212
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,196
Any idea who's writing
the family gossip column?

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00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:12,493
Funny thing about that, Ton, I don't
remember saying anything about Ginny.

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00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,163
Come on, Ralph.
I was sitting right there.

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00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:19,584
Then maybe I said something. I forget.
There was a lot of wine that night.

216
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,836
What about the land deal?
Frelinghuysen?

217
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,506
You forget and tell him that you,
me and Zellman made all that money?

218
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,842
Did I tell him about it? No.

219
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,011
But I sure as shit ended up
paying for it.

220
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,264
When you think about it,
Johnny's got some balls.

221
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,101
Big house, lining his pocket
with our hard-earned cash?

222
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,896
Who's he think's keeping
that fat bitch in Devil Dogs?

223
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,732
Whatever he is, he's also
Carmine's underboss...

224
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,901
...so you're gonna fucking placate him.

225
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,529
Oh, what, apologize?

226
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,865
No, you do that it'll be worse.

227
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:56,579
Whoever told him this,
it's your word against theirs.

228
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,624
You're highly fucking outraged.

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00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,253
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

230
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,716
- Hello?
- Hello, sweetie. It's your secret admirer.

231
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,636
- Is he there?
- Oh, hi, Ralph. One sec.

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00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,056
John, Ralph Cifaretto!

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00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,854
- I'll take it in there.
- Okay, honey.

234
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,067
- Yeah?
- John, it's me.

235
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,485
And?

236
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,238
And I'm calling to tell you
how appalled I am.

237
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,573
I just got back. I talked to Tony.

238
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,243
I love Ginny. I would never say
anything like that.

239
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,412
- That's not what I heard.
- From who?

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00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,163
From who, John?

241
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,749
I don't betray confidences.
Are you denying it?

242
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,252
Fuck yes, I'm denying I said it.

243
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,092
I don't believe you.

244
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,929
Just tell me who said this.
I'll put a bullet in their fucking eye.

245
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,931
You're a real weasel, you know that?

246
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,271
John, please.

247
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:07,900
Look, last year, when Tony and I had
our thing, that misunderstanding...

248
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,362
...you were the voice of reason.

249
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,990
You were the one that told me
to apologize.

250
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,324
So you're apologizing?

251
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,618
No.

252
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,120
If that's what it takes.

253
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,706
Why would you?
I thought you didn't say it.

254
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,042
- I didn't say it.
- You know something, Ralph?

255
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,003
Not only are you a thief,
you're a lying, fucking prick.

256
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,965
I should've let Tony chop
your head off a year ago.

257
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,935
What did I say? No apology!

258
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,524
I want you to sanction a hit
on Ralph Cifaretto.

259
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,152
What, are you fucking kidding me?

260
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,737
He violated my wife's honor.

261
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,530
Ralph slept with Ginny?

262
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,202
He insulted her.
He made a very insensitive joke...

263
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,205
...about her body
to some friends of ours.

264
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,248
- What did he say?
- I have to repeat it?

265
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:08,836
- My word's not good enough?
- Not if you want him clipped over it.

266
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,883
He said...

267
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:19,347
...she was having a 90-pound mole
removed from her ass.

268
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,895
The implication was her ass
is so big...

269
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,190
...she could have a mole that size
removed from it.

270
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,861
It's an off-color remark.
It was highly inappropriate.

271
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,864
You want, I'll demand he's taxed.

272
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,408
But clip him?

273
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,121
Is it all just about money?

274
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,749
I'll crack him good.
I'll ask for 200 grand.

275
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,418
Two hundred grand for insulting
my wife. What's next?

276
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,421
- He gets to fuck her for a million?
- He wants to fuck her?

277
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:57,718
I'm making a point! I'm talking about
my wife's honor here. My honor!

278
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,731
We depend on this guy.
There are millions of dollars at stake.

279
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,484
We can't afford it, John.

280
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,487
A roomful of guys making fun
of my wife...

281
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,073
...and you're not gonna let me deal
with this?

282
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,910
Not that way.
My answer's gotta be no.

283
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,002
I wanna sit down, then, with Ralph,
the fucking thief.

284
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:36,090
Get this Fernandez Paving
bullshit dealt with.

285
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,557
(PEOPLE TALKING)

286
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,647
He was accused of a crime
of severe immorality.

287
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,358
They actually beat him for it
with sticks.

288
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,821
The truth was, he had a photograph
of Britney Spears with his belongings.

289
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,490
That's horrible.

290
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,329
Dad?

291
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,709
Thought I was in the wrong place.

292
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,337
What are you doing here?

293
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,006
I was looking for a glass of milk
to dunk these in...

294
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,800
...and I thought maybe you could
help me out.

295
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,306
Got a meeting in the city later.

296
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,141
Rahimah, this is my dad.

297
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,893
- How you doing?
- Hello.

298
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,687
- Want a doughnut?
- No, thanks.

299
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,650
- Well, I'll see you later, Meadow?
- Okay, Rahimah.

300
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,783
(TONY SIGHS)

301
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:55,711
So, what's this your mother tells me
about you joining the Legal Aid Society?

302
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,090
South Bronx Law Center.
I'm volunteering.

303
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,177
They provide free legal counsel
for the indigent and disenfranchised.

304
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,764
And this Rahoomi, she's what,
your first client?

305
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,685
What happened to being a pediatrician?

306
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,896
I thought that was a great field
for you, the way you love kids.

307
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,275
Nothing happened to it.
I can't explore some career options?

308
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,027
Oh, defending fare beaters is a career?

309
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,072
Is that why you came here,
to annoy me?

310
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,868
Hey, you wanna help people. That's fine.
That's... That's very noble.

311
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,622
Really, I mean it.

312
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,875
Just don't be a sucker.
A lot of these indigenous types...

313
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:39,755
...they got plenty of money to smoke
crack and gamble and all that shit.

314
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,383
You ought to know.

315
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,220
Oh, I see. That's what this is, huh?

316
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,391
You're working with minorities now to
get back at me for being mean to Noel.

317
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,060
God, listen to you.

318
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:57,606
Believe it or not, the world
doesn't revolve around you.

319
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,908
(SIGHS)

320
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,619
Come on, let's...
Let's go to the bookstore.

321
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:14,707
You probably need a sweatshirt
or something.

322
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,353
Oh.

323
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,277
Hey, take it easy!

324
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,753
(CAR STARTS)

325
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,510
(TOILET FLUSHES)

326
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,137
How was the traffic?

327
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,181
Tunnel was a little backed up.

328
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,142
This time of day, GW,
you zip right over.

329
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:23,067
All right, let's straighten this out.

330
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:28,531
I talked to the guy over at
Fernandez Paving, the accountant.

331
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:31,492
Fernandez's been using
this jerk for years.

332
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,286
Anyway, it turns out you're right.

333
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,289
He's adding 50 gallons of sealant
every 1000 yards.

334
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,834
Excuse me. I can't do this.

335
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,420
- What?
- John, what's wrong?

336
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,755
I can't listen to this bullshit.

337
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,174
- I'm trying to explain.
- Fuck you!

338
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,260
- John, please...
- Don't fucking "John" me!

339
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,930
- Hey, hey, we're trying to settle this.
- It's not about that.

340
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:57,685
I'm sorry, Carmine. I can't be
in the same room with this man.

341
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,698
Have you talked
to Jason La Penna lately?

342
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,827
Actually, I try not to.
When I came out, he acted all weird.

343
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,204
I can't believe I actually
kissed him once.

344
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,540
His mother tells me he's having
a rough time.

345
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,877
Jen? Please.
I'm sure she's overreacting.

346
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,254
Apparently he's talked
about dropping out.

347
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,799
He's okay, but Jason is like
the cliché psychiatrist's kid.

348
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:33,429
Slightest bump in the road, he knows
exactly what to say to get attention.

349
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,562
Hey.

350
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,606
Is there any of that crumb cake left?

351
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,066
Counter.

352
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,908
What's all that?

353
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,744
I'm consolidating some bills.

354
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,958
(SIGHS)

355
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,378
Maybe you don't care about
our future, Tony, but I do.

356
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,507
Where do you get that I don't care?
I met with your cousin.

357
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:13,511
Yeah, you met with Brian. You sat there
eating cake and making wisecracks.

358
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,180
It's boring to me, okay?

359
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,313
You gonna cry now?

360
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,276
What the hell is wrong with you?

361
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,153
When you ignore me, Tony...

362
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:35,824
...when you trivialize things important
to me, like our financial security...

363
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:38,118
...it makes me feel unloved.

364
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,330
That's your problem there,
because you equate love with money!

365
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,459
No, you equate love with money!

366
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,966
(SIGHS)

367
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,689
- Is it safe?
- We each got a new cell phone.

368
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:10,150
Talk on it once, you toss it.
Totally untraceable.

369
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,861
It's what the Taliban used to do.

370
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:16,532
Let's get started. My daughter-in-law's
coming here with the baby later.

371
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,410
(DIALING)

372
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,953
(RINGING)

373
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,329
Hello?

374
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,374
- Is he there?
- Yeah, Ton.

375
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,544
Okay, you're all set.
Just talk into there.

376
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,463
- Junior?
- Who's that? Tony?

377
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,008
Junior, it's Carmine. How you doing?

378
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,177
I'm going to the poorhouse,
that's how I'm doing.

379
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,848
When you had that RICO trial,
what'd that run you?

380
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,349
- A lot.
- Where you going?

381
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:46,020
I told you I gotta pick up Sophia.

382
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,859
Junior, can we do this already?

383
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,987
Yeah. Yeah, right.

384
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,990
Johnny and Ralph Cifaretto, right?

385
00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,618
- Ralph insulted John's wife?
- That's correct.

386
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,121
- Who's on the wire now?
- It's John, Corrado.

387
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,250
So, what did Ralph do exactly?

388
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,045
He made a very hurtful remark,
not worth repeating.

389
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,465
It's not important.
Let's just agree it was unkind.

390
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,719
Let's point out, too, that it's only
been alleged something was said.

391
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:23,724
He "allegedly" said what he said
to a group of people, friends of ours.

392
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,893
If you weren't there,
how do you know?

393
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:27,561
I'm not at liberty to say.

394
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,897
All due respect, but this is bullshit.

395
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,400
Someone in my family's talking,
and you're not at liberty to say?

396
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,904
- I should be making the beef here.
- My nephew's right.

397
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:40,949
Let's stick to the issue. A horrible
insult was made against Ginny.

398
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,743
End of fucking story.

399
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:46,789
- What does he want done about it?
- I wanna avenge her honor. It's my right.

400
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:51,585
All right, fine. You tell me who told
you about it, we'll bring him in here.

401
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:56,924
He corroborates what you're saying,
I'll give you Ralph on a platter.

402
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:04,640
Is nothing sacred? I mean, this is
my wife we're talking about here.

403
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:08,602
If this were years ago, would
I even have had to ask?

404
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,438
I mean, what's happened to this thing?

405
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,441
For God's sake, we bend more rules
than the Catholic Church.

406
00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,777
All right, look.

407
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:22,366
Let's assume for the sake of argument
Ralph said what you think he said.

408
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,786
- Is clipping him gonna unring that bell?
- Nobody's getting clipped.

409
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:29,081
- I want satisfaction.
- Will you accept an apology?

410
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,793
- That ship has sailed.
- You're being unreasonable, John.

411
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,295
Ralph's the only one
who can handle the Esplanade?

412
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:38,465
- Put Pontecorvo in there.
- There are millions at stake.

413
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,343
- Again with the money?
- Yeah, again with the money.

414
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:45,973
It's settled, John. So either name
a price or get the fuck over it.

415
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,990
John?

416
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,995
What would you say to a piece
of Ralph's company?

417
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:13,375
John? Just think about it at least.

418
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,671
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

419
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,393
- Hello?
- It's me.

420
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,353
What, are you still asleep?

421
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:36,523
No, I was doing something.

422
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:38,525
I took John to dinner last night.

423
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,778
Ralph's got a big problem, kid.

424
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,905
- I thought you squashed it.
- I did.

425
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,574
Problem is, I don't know
if John's hearing me.

426
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,536
- So, what are you gonna do about it?
- Me? Nothing.

427
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:53,290
- What does that mean?
- I didn't say nothing.

428
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,209
We share the Esplanade, Tony.

429
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,753
I don't want that apple cart upset.

430
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,047
Then somebody should do
something about it.

431
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:03,258
I appreciate your thoughts.

432
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,305
You saying what I think you're saying?

433
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,933
I didn't say nothing.

434
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,105
All right, then. I'll talk to you.

435
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,823
Twenty years I been friends with John.
Now he's gotta go.

436
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,742
All over a stupid joke.

437
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,703
(MUTED POP MUSIC PLAYING)

438
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,670
I was fucking around.

439
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:44,132
For chrissakes! You never made
a joke about Ginny Sack?

440
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,093
- Not like that.
- Of course not.

441
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,637
Yeah, well, fuck him
and his highfalutin bullshit.

442
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,931
Who does he think he is,
Sir Walter Raleigh?

443
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,976
That's enough of you and
your stupid fucking remarks!

444
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,855
Go back to Miami and play volleyball,
whatever the fuck you do down there...

445
00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,315
...while we clean up your fucking mess!

446
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,485
Maybe even keep your ass alive.

447
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,292
A mole on her ass?

448
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,627
What's the joke? I still don't get it.

449
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:26,383
It's not a joke, per se. It's...
You had to be there.

450
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,469
Real lack of standards, your generation.

451
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:33,640
My day, John was right. A man would
never stand for a remark like that.

452
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,684
Fucked up thing is, I don't like Ralph.

453
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,478
If he were drowning,
I'd throw him a cinder block.

454
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:40,772
But not protect one of my own captains?

455
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,319
Besides, it's too late anyway.

456
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,863
Carmine gave me the nod.

457
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,490
On Johnny?

458
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,368
That one's a slippery fuck, huh?

459
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,830
Him and those big fish lips of his?

460
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,875
Look at this.

461
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:04,504
The fifth question, and the poor prick
used all his lifelines.

462
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:16,183
John goes, Carmine's gonna position
himself for maximum deniability.

463
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:19,937
So you make it easy for everybody.
Take it out of the neighborhood.

464
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,231
- What, like an accident?
- Accident, stickup.

465
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,943
He could choke on a chicken wing.

466
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:29,071
The important thing is,
Johnny disappears.

467
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,199
With Johnny out, Carmine's gonna
put his son in there...

468
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,327
...fucking Brainless the Second.

469
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,540
Who knows, maybe there's an upside
to Johnny going.

470
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:48,715
He goes to Boston a lot,
visit his father.

471
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:50,592
Could happen up there.

472
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:56,390
You want my advice,
you'll call Lou Dimaggio.

473
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,933
The Atwell Avenue boys.

474
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,978
What, those sick old fucks
in Rhode Island?

475
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:04,564
They may be old, my little nephew,
but those dogs can still hunt.

476
00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:10,570
My old man used to talk about them,
something to do with drugs.

477
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,906
Heroin.

478
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,284
Back in the '50s, it was raining cash
with that shit.

479
00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:19,746
Dimaggio and his crew
never saw a dime.

480
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:23,625
The guy they worked for, Lenny Caputo,
he didn't believe in it.

481
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:30,465
For 15 years, everyone and their mother
was getting rich dealing H.

482
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,301
Everyone except these guys.

483
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:38,306
They're eking a living doing hits,
running swag.

484
00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:42,978
Anyway, lo and behold, one day
Lenny gets pinched...

485
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,272
...for heroin trafficking.

486
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,359
It turns out the cocksucker's
been making a fortune...

487
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,112
...working with the melanzane.
And not only that...

488
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,781
...he's been selling out
his own guys to the feds...

489
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:58,326
...so he can keep his ass
out on the street.

490
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:02,122
Dimaggio and another guy in his crew
did eight years on a murder rap.

491
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,708
So much for loyalty, huh?

492
00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:08,336
You go to Rhode Island and whatever
you do, don't mention drugs.

493
00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:10,839
Coke, heroin, not even Tylenol.

494
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:15,010
So, what happened
to this Lenny prick?

495
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:20,724
Lou Dimaggio, his real name's Galina.

496
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:24,144
They called him Dimaggio after
the cops found Lenny and his wife...

497
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,563
...with their heads bashed in
by a baseball bat.

498
00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,651
Anyway, that was Lou
while he still had his health.

499
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,740
(CHURCH BELL RINGS)

500
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,618
(DOORBELL BUZZES)

501
00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:45,040
We could do this ourselves, ninja style.

502
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,669
Father?

503
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,089
We're here to see Lou Dimaggio.

504
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,966
Oh, come in.

505
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,730
(TV MUSIC PLAYING)

506
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:33,296
Hello. Silvio Dante.
We spoke on the phone.

507
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,884
Chris Moltisanti, how you doing?

508
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,929
- My name's Chris too.
- Oh, yeah?

509
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,224
- Are you into drugs?
- What?

510
00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:48,395
No. What do you mean?

511
00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:50,397
We don't work for drug dealers.

512
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,440
- No. No.
- Course not.

513
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,109
Want some coffee?

514
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,403
- No, thanks.
- Rose?

515
00:35:56,612 --> 00:36:00,407
- Yeah, Pop?
- More Sanka.

516
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,620
Anyway, this is him.

517
00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:08,456
John Sacrimoni.

518
00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,959
He...

519
00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:15,839
He'll be coming up through here
next few days.

520
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:19,259
He stays at the Boston Harbor Hotel.

521
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,429
The guy on the left.

522
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:27,309
- It's my birthday too.
- We're having cake later.

523
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,978
Carvel.

524
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:42,282
Chromosomes. Runs in the family.

525
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,619
There was a guy once, Tommy Neri.

526
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,955
Got him coming home
from the track one night.

527
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,458
Caught him good with a tire iron.

528
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,461
When he woke up, I held him down...

529
00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:57,297
...while Frank cut his head off
with a hacksaw.

530
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:01,176
Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton.

531
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:06,348
If you like, we could arrange to have
that same thing happen again.

532
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:11,478
I don't know that we need
to be that overstated.

533
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,730
What'd you have in mind, then?

534
00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,149
Nothing fancy.
As long as he disappears.

535
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,734
It's your money.

536
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,778
(DOORBELL BUZZES)

537
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:25,325
Yeah, about that.
Twenty grand, we said.

538
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,744
Half up front.

539
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,753
So...

540
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,130
...we'll call you then?

541
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:44,344
Pop, Father's here.

542
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,181
Would you like some cake?

543
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:52,894
Actually, we got a long ride back.

544
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,356
(MIMICS GUN SOUNDS)

545
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,906
Have you seen my sweater,
the cable knit?

546
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,702
The white one? It shrunk.
I put it in the bag for Goodwill.

547
00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:10,745
I told you I'd bring it up to Dad.

548
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:13,707
I'm sorry. It's in the basement,
near the card table.

549
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,293
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

550
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,463
- Hello?
- It's me.

551
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,800
I just hung up with a guy, Jerry,
from Fort Lauderdale.

552
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,053
That guy we're looking for,
he's at the Del Rey Hotel in Miami.

553
00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,055
Our friend with the paving problem.

554
00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:32,600
Send someone over there tomorrow
to take care of it, then.

555
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,311
Are you sure you wanna do this?

556
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,938
I'd feel a lot better
with the pope's blessing.

557
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,276
Just do as you're told.
I'll deal with the fallout.

558
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,571
Who was that, hon?

559
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:49,117
Nobody. A plumber for the store.

560
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,953
- What's that you're making?
- Fruit salad. You want some?

561
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,496
Low-fat whipped cream.

562
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:56,916
No. You enjoy it, sweetie.

563
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,114
Why did I have to come?
He's not even home.

564
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:32,035
Hey, look who's here.
Carmela, Anthony, how you doing?

565
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,621
We were passing by,
I figured we'd give it a shot.

566
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:38,124
- No, we weren't.
- Come, come, I show you.

567
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,799
I was working in the yard,
clear the weeds.

568
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:49,803
Next year I'll grow grapes
for the falanghina.

569
00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:52,847
Gonna make my own wine.

570
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:56,684
It's gorgeous, Fur.
So that's the garage in question.

571
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,478
Anthony, don't wander off.

572
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,855
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Just stay put.

573
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:03,650
We're leaving in five minutes.

574
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:06,903
So you're thinking of making that
an apartment for your parents?

575
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,572
A garage. I don't need it.

576
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,496
One time back in Naples...

577
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:21,376
...I work in the garden as a landscaper
for a very rich man.

578
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,380
Just me, I work there alone,
growing olives.

579
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:30,510
My hands in the dirt, the hot sun.

580
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:37,851
I was never so happy in my life
as when I work at that place.

581
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,272
Sometimes I get the smell of olives...

582
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,066
...in a restaurant, in the store maybe.

583
00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:51,197
It makes me very sad.

584
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:08,381
You know, I'm not sure, but I think
if it was built before 1938...

585
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,758
...you can apply for a zoning variance.

586
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:15,388
Pre-existing non-conforming structure,
I think it's called.

587
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:24,814
I just got it back from the Martinizing.

588
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:27,734
They do a nice job over there.

589
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:31,571
Say hi to Dad for me. I put Allegra's
graduation picture in a frame for him.

590
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,239
Good.

591
00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:35,909
- Love you.
- I love you too.

592
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:38,745
Careful driving.

593
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:54,385
(1950's POP MUSIC PLAYING)

594
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,644
Shit!

595
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:08,066
(PEOPLE TALKING, LAUGHING)

596
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,779
(DIALING)

597
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,422
(DISTANT DOG BARKING)

598
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,645
It's me!

599
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,439
Hello?

600
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,651
Why is the door unlocked?

601
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,988
Gin?

602
00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,379
Gin?

603
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:14,674
- Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!
- What are you doing?

604
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:18,052
- I thought you left.
- I forgot the sweater.

605
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:22,682
- What are you doing on the floor?
- I was getting the laundry together.

606
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:34,193
John...

607
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,448
What's this?
I thought you're on Atkins.

608
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,284
I was. I am.
It's hard, John. I'm trying.

609
00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,040
This is how you try?

610
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,417
I'm not out of the house 10 minutes?

611
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,919
I was dizzy. I was having
low blood sugar.

612
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,713
What happened to fruit salad?

613
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,508
- You were supposed to quit smoking!
- Nicotine's an addictive substance!

614
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,802
What's wrong with you?
Why are you yelling?

615
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,056
Did I ask you to go on a diet?
Did I ask you to be thin for me?

616
00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:07,435
The fasting, the NutriSystems,
those goddamn Deal-a-Meal cards?

617
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,271
It's the world, John, our culture.

618
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:14,400
Fuck that! Do you have any idea
what you've done?

619
00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:18,446
- What do you mean?
- You lied to me! You lied!

620
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:22,283
I know I've gained weight
these last few years.

621
00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:26,079
I see the other wives,
the way men look at them.

622
00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,040
Don't I look at you like that?

623
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,293
Haven't I always?

624
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:35,797
It was your idea,
all this dieting nonsense.

625
00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:38,257
I wanted you to be proud of me.

626
00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,593
I am proud of you.

627
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,431
I love you.

628
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,190
Welcome to the Del Rey Hotel, ma'am.

629
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,110
- Can I get your bags?
- Oh, thanks.

630
00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,946
Okay, go on into the lobby,
I'll meet you inside.

631
00:45:10,332 --> 00:45:12,291
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

632
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,675
- Hello?
- Listen, it's me.

633
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,969
I talked to my guy,
we're calling it off.

634
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,471
I'm already out here though.
Like, right there.

635
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:29,392
We'll work something out, then.
Don't worry about it.

636
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:34,313
- I want half.
- All right, whatever.

637
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,524
Getting out?

638
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,860
No.

639
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,046
(BELL DINGS)

640
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,430
What's your fucking problem?

641
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,515
(BELL DINGS)

642
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,604
(UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)

643
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,026
Oh, I love the pine flooring.

644
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,029
I know, it's so rustic.

645
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,921
This is pretty cool.
It's actually from Italy.

646
00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:43,299
I'm so bored I feel like crying.

647
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:55,061
It's adorable, Furio, really.

648
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,063
I'm gonna be leaving soon.

649
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,315
Come on.

650
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,984
Stick around. Have some food.

651
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,237
Anything from our friends up north?

652
00:47:04,404 --> 00:47:07,240
Carmine called. Johnny's still in town.

653
00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:12,662
I'm not kidding. There's tons of toys
in there he said you could have.

654
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,580
They're back behind those boxes.

655
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:17,250
Bullshit, you're gonna lock me in.

656
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:21,087
Okay, fine. But don't say
I didn't tell you.

657
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:26,592
He gets them from Italy.
His father owns a steamship company.

658
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:29,762
Okay.

659
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,598
Go ahead, I'll get the flashlight.

660
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:38,145
- (POUNDING)
- Help! Let me out of here!

661
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,439
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

662
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,610
Gabriella, come.

663
00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,654
Come on, dance. Come on.

664
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,323
- No.
- Go.

665
00:47:56,290 --> 00:48:00,376
Silvio, you tell her, she can't wear
fancy shoes and no dance, come on.

666
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,003
- No, no.
- Shake it up a little.

667
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,634
- Come on, Dad, dance with me.
- No, no. No, thanks.

668
00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,177
Tommy Tune over there.

669
00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:18,144
Carmela, come here.
You come too.

670
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,313
Yeah, Carm, go ahead. Good idea.

671
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,986
Okay. You watch me,
you do the same.

672
00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:29,155
Everybody, come on.

673
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,702
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

674
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,496
Everybody, come on.

675
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,666
- That's it.
- God, I'm such a spaz.

676
00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:42,668
- No, no, you're good. Come.
- Meadow.

677
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,504
Come on.

678
00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:09,528
Nice.

679
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:29,840
- We'll be in fucking big trouble.
- It ain't gonna happen.

680
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:42,144
At least it's not just Jason
who's regressing.

681
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:46,607
Soprano? His own daughter was
going through the same thing.

682
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,736
I felt like such a fraud
giving him advice.

683
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:53,572
My own son has three years
on his daughter...

684
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:57,785
...and look how he's acting.

685
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,914
Jen, why do you still feel guilty?

686
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:07,753
Sometimes I wonder
if Richard had a point.

687
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:12,591
I shouldn't have gone down into
that garage that late at night.

688
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,430
I went to see Sask at school
the other day...

689
00:50:17,597 --> 00:50:20,182
...and I'm in the parking garage
over there?

690
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:23,936
I was driving around for 20 minutes
when finally I spot someone leaving...

691
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,605
...this big Bluto sort of guy.

692
00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,525
I must have crowded him
as he headed for his car.

693
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:35,781
Anyway, he turned around
and became quite confrontational.

694
00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:39,618
And for a second, I'll admit,
I thought of you.

695
00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:41,954
What are you getting at?

696
00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:46,459
Parking garages are not
inherently dangerous places.

697
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:51,172
Jen, you cannot blame yourself
for what happened to you.

698
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,970
Turns out this guy was probably another
parent or, more likely, a repairman.

699
00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:02,308
But if he had dragged me out of my car
and beaten me up...

700
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:07,021
...would I be saying, "Gee, I shouldn't
have tried to park my car?"

701
00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,650
Anyway, enough about him.

702
00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:15,196
Let's get back to you.

703
00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:32,379
You wanted to see me?

704
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:36,175
You can tell Ralph I've decided
to accept his apology.

705
00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:46,685
You know that kid you pissed on?
Donny K?

706
00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:49,855
He's got fucking nerve damage
on his left side.

707
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:53,359
I'm sorry, Tony.

708
00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:57,780
I bet you are.

709
00:51:58,031 --> 00:52:00,908
I'll expect to hear from Ralph, then.

710
00:52:02,577 --> 00:52:05,371
Why the big reversal all of a sudden?

711
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,875
No more weight remarks, Tony.

712
00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:14,130
They're hurtful,
and they're destructive.

713
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,007
Oh, I agree.

714
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,985
- (DOOR SHUTS)
- (SIGHS)

715
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:41,949
(SNICKERS)

716
00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:48,622
Still awake?

717
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,333
I'm just reading.

718
00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:55,254
Bought you something.

719
00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:58,757
What's this for?

720
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,093
No reason.

721
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,929
I don't know if I believe that.

722
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,358
Put a call in to Ginsberg, by the way.

723
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:19,445
He's back from California.

724
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,951
Tony, this is beautiful.

725
00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,622
What size is this?

726
00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:32,875
I don't know, small.

727
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,128
I don't know if this'll fit.

728
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,964
Try it on.

729
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,703
See? I knew you could pull it off.

730
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:13,916
You look like a model.

731
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:16,627
Listen to him now.

732
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,997
(UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)

733
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:01,130
(GASPS)

734
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,638
(CHUCKLING)

735
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,725
Tony.

736
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,563
Tony!

737
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,066
I'm sorry, Tony.

738
00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:24,236
- What's the matter?
- I can't. The music.

739
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,947
Meadow, turn it off!

740
00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:30,826
What?

741
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:33,620
(MUSIC WITH DRUMS THUMPING)

742
00:55:40,253 --> 00:55:42,296
Meadow?

743
00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:46,175
Meadow!

744
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,968
- What?
- The music!

745
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,971
Will you turn it down, please?

746
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,892
(MUSIC STOPS)

747
00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:01,273
I'm going out.

748
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,500
(GASPING)