1 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,927 (SOPRANOS THEME SONG) 2 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,934 (LAUGHING) 3 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:46,021 Oh, Massachusetts! 4 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,531 Listen to this shit. 5 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,909 "The New Jersey Council of Indian Affairs has announced plans... 6 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,079 ...to disrupt Monday's Columbus Day Parade in Newark. 7 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:05,749 Council Chairman Del Redclay, professor of cultural anthropology... 8 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,918 Stop blowing your nose. I wanna hear this. 9 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,712 ...says council members and supporters will lie down... 10 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:15,884 ...in the path of Columbus Day marchers, quote, 'in protest of Columbus' role... 11 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:19,221 ...in the genocide of America's native peoples, ' unquote. 12 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:23,183 To launch their protest, the Native Americans and their sympathizers... 13 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,435 ...plan to begin a deathwatch tomorrow... 14 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:28,856 ...over the statue of Columbus in Christopher Columbus Park." 15 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:32,776 Some fucking balls, badmouthing America, especially now. 16 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,571 I thought Columbus was the hero of America. 17 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:38,407 No. See, it's these Indians and the commie fucks. 18 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:42,703 They wanna paint Columbus as a slave trader instead of an explorer. 19 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,539 You gotta admit they did get massacred, the Indians. 20 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,375 It's not like we didn't give them shit to make up for it. 21 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,129 Land, reservations, and now they got the casinos. 22 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,923 What the fuck we ever get we didn't have to work for? 23 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,759 I wouldn't mind sitting on my ass, smoking mushrooms... 24 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:00,053 ...and collecting government checks. 25 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,221 (LAUGHING) 26 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,058 You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. 27 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,394 It's anti-Italian discrimination. 28 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:11,815 Columbus Day is a day of Italian pride. 29 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,943 It's our holiday, and they wanna take it away. 30 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,945 Fuck them. 31 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,072 But I never liked Columbus. 32 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,824 - Hey! - Why? 33 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:24,244 In Napoli, a lot of people are not so happy for Columbus... 34 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,787 ...because he was from Genoa. 35 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,456 What's the problem with Genoa? 36 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,334 The north of Italy always have the money and the power. 37 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,295 They punish the south since hundreds of years. 38 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,924 Even today, they put up their nose at us like we're peasants. 39 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:37,966 (SPITS) 40 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,801 I hate the north. 41 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:41,553 Jesus, take it easy. 42 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,847 I'm gonna take action here. 43 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,988 Ro, gonna go to the church luncheon tomorrow? 44 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,950 It's on the subject of Italian-American women and pride. 45 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,494 - I guess because of Columbus Day. - Who's the star? 46 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,496 A woman professor from Montclair State. 47 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:11,041 - Father Phil says she's very good. - You should come, Adriana. 48 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,834 - Me? - Yeah, come with us. 49 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,128 In the bingo room at St. Peter and Paul's. 50 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,339 They have a series of luncheons every week. 51 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,634 The food is good, and the speakers have been fantastic. 52 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,514 Furio Giunta just bought himself a little house in Nutley. 53 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:29,017 - He is so gorgeous. - I'm surprised nobody's snapped him up. 54 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,353 - I think he should lose the ponytail. - You do? 55 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,147 - I think it looks great on him. - That's his trademark. 56 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:37,401 Sandi Fortunato says it looks like a dick coming out of his head. 57 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,988 And she pretends to be his friend. What a two-face. 58 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,076 How much money did you make today, slut? 59 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:46,785 (SOUND OF VIBRATOR) 60 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,078 Three hundred. 61 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,538 That's all, bitch? 62 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,581 I'm gonna put you back on the street, ho. 63 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,542 Make you work that ass. 64 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,253 Put me back on the street, baby, yeah. 65 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,047 Work that ass, you little cunt. 66 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,425 Yeah, you work it, baby. 67 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,886 Mama's little tramp. Mama's little whore. 68 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,181 - I'm gonna pimp you out, bitch. - Yeah. 69 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,599 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 70 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,644 I gotta get that. 71 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,898 Hello? 72 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,735 Oh, no, no. Hi, Ro, how are you? 73 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,278 What? 74 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,197 I can't hear you too good. 75 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,617 It must be your cell phone. You in the car? 76 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:30,037 Oh, no, no. I'm coming home. 77 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,288 Yeah. 78 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,707 No, chicken's great. 79 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,545 No. Yeah, me too. 80 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,880 Bye. 81 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,597 God, we're so naughty. 82 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,225 How can we do this with Ro on the phone? 83 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,061 What? 84 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,898 We're so wacky. 85 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,317 No regard for nothing, huh? 86 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,195 All right. 87 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:06,907 (DIAL TONE) 88 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:12,287 - Operator. - Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call. 89 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,581 Area code 917... 90 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,125 (PHONE RINGING) 91 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:22,089 - Speak. - Collect call from Mr. Walters. 92 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,466 Okay, I'll take it, operator. 93 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,302 - How you doing? - You know. 94 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,637 Thanks for the stamps. 95 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,098 - How you getting on? - I feel old. 96 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,308 Hey. 97 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,476 Listen, John... 98 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:38,772 ...I just want to say, I hope your feelings weren't hurt too bad... 99 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,982 ...and that it never got back to the missus. 100 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,278 - What the fuck you talking about? - You didn't hear the joke about Ginny? 101 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,031 Never mind. Let it die a death. 102 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,491 What joke? 103 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,619 John, you're better off not hearing it. 104 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,164 - Trust me. - Fuck that! I demand you tell me, Paulie. 105 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,168 John, you got more laborers on the job site than we got carpenters. 106 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,878 What's the problem? 107 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:05,298 The problem is the carpenters are carrying Sheetrock and materials. 108 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,718 - So we ain't getting what we expected. - Minimally expected. 109 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,804 Hire more laborers off the books. 110 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,514 Nobody's talking to you! 111 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,142 All right, Jesus. 112 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,189 (SIGH) 113 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,066 Sixty-five, 35. 114 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,985 Salute. 115 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,697 Johnny, you explain the other thing I wanted to talk about. 116 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,032 Sure. Tony, it's come to our attention... 117 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,743 ...you bought property around Frelinghuysen Avenue. 118 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,580 - And turned it in a week. - So? 119 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,541 You did it with inside knowledge from Ron Zellman. 120 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,378 Come to your attention from where? 121 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,714 That property's hot because of the Esplanade. 122 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,550 We share the Esplanade. We share Zellman. 123 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,720 If the Soprano family's gonna benefit from a thing... 124 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,514 ...Carmine feels we should have too. 125 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,939 Okay, we'll work something out. 126 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:05,817 Salute. 127 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:12,073 I've been your doctor for 30 years, and you still hate the thermometer. 128 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,035 Tony, Furio's here! 129 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,205 Thank you for bringing those strufoli, I love those. 130 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:22,459 Here's a few long-term bonds I find effective. 131 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,921 Wouldn't it be great if the person you trust most was your broker? 132 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,924 - Let's look at your allocation. - We give advice that's objective... 133 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,259 ...uncomplicated and not driven by commission. 134 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,762 Call 1-800-7-SCHWAB to set up a consultation... 135 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,933 ...to check the health of your portfolio. And lay off the junk bonds. 136 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:45,774 - I got pictures of my new house. - Oh, let me see! 137 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,946 Welcome back. We're here today with our guest, Dr. Del Redclay... 138 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,074 ...who's a professor of anthropology at Rutgers University... 139 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,493 ...and spokesman for the anti-Columbus protest. 140 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,454 - Oh, my God. - And also Mr. Phillip L. Di Notti... 141 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,997 It's lovely, Fur. 142 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:05,669 ...president of the Coalition of Italian- American Anti-Defamation Organizations. 143 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,087 Okay. 144 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,047 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 145 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:12,259 - This thing gets on my nerves. - Don't get me started. 146 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:15,804 Let's start with the idea of a parade for a genocidal colonial general. 147 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,847 A national holiday, no less. 148 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,141 Such festivities are deeply offensive to us. 149 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,643 These are broad charges. 150 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,978 All I know is... 151 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:26,356 ...Italian-Americans are extremely proud of Christopher Columbus. 152 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,817 Admiral of the ocean seas and a great Italian. 153 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,653 You know well of the compromise position we put forth. 154 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,115 Now, if you people wanna make it an Italian-pride parade... 155 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,825 ...we have no problem with that. 156 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,119 History does say Columbus discovered America. 157 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:42,330 The America that put your people in bondage for three centuries. 158 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,791 But every culture has had to bear the pain... 159 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,544 ...in the making of what I think we can all agree... 160 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,796 ...is a startling economic miracle. 161 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,632 - We cured polio. - I have to agree with Phil. 162 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,426 - The right to vote. - Exactly. 163 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,929 Take my grandparents. Two simple people from Sicily... 164 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,140 ...who braved the perilous middle passage... 165 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,853 Middle passage? That's the term for the slave trade. 166 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:10,525 Montel, the Italian people in this country also have suffered discrimination. 167 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,152 Earth to Phil. 168 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:15,864 We're talking 300 years of slavery here. 169 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,492 Enough. 170 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,752 You okay, Tony? You look a little moosha-moosh. 171 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,547 Uncle Jun's trial starts today. 172 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,759 First Soprano family trial in 16 years. 173 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,886 We should go. 174 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,888 The guy's gonna be at the other place. 175 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,974 Thank you for the cookies. 176 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,728 And congratulations on that house. 177 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,022 Oh, and I like the kitchen. 178 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,608 - Take a strufoli. - No. 179 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,786 Be seated. 180 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,081 Next case on the calendar: 181 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,751 United States of America v. Corrado John Soprano, et al. 182 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,087 Any applications before I bring in the jury? 183 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,588 No, Your Honor. 184 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,800 These telephone charges on your last bill? 185 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,469 Costs me 40 bucks every time you pick up the phone. 186 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,137 I can't... 187 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,813 Twenty-three hundred eighty dollars last month alone. 188 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,065 I'm going to give you some instructions... 189 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,985 ...and explain the process by which we will try this case. 190 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,821 The first order of business... 191 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,742 Looking out at this audience of proud, strong, beautiful women... 192 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,663 ...how far we have come in this American journey. 193 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,417 Look how we've both preserved the tradition of our ancestors... 194 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:56,131 ...and managed to become new Italian-American women. 195 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,967 Such flair we have added to our image. 196 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,929 And yet America still sees us... 197 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,474 ...as pizza-makers and Mama Leones. 198 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:10,687 Well, it is your job, ladies, to spread the word. 199 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,982 Our grandmothers may have been dressed in black... 200 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,152 ...but we're in Moschino and Armani. 201 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:23,158 For those who say Italian-Americans eat smelly cheese... 202 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,118 ...and sip cold wine... 203 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:31,708 ...tell them we're from the land of aromatic asiago and supple Barolo. 204 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:37,338 If they say spaghetti and meatballs... 205 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:42,510 ...you tell them orecchiette with broccoli raab. 206 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,639 If they say John Gotti... 207 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,976 ...you tell them Rudolph Giuliani. 208 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:57,192 A Princeton study showed that 74 percent of Americans... 209 00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:02,238 ...associated Italian-Americans with organized crime. 210 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,908 Why would they do this? 211 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,244 Because of the way the media depict us. 212 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,540 Again, it is our job to make sure people know... 213 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,752 ...the other side of Italian-American culture... 214 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,881 ...the educated, wage-earning, law-abiding side. 215 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,676 Because isn't that who we truly are? 216 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,970 (APPLAUSE) 217 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,685 Thank you. 218 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,564 Thank you, Professor Murphy... 219 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,359 ...or should I call you Professor Longo-Murphy? 220 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,362 "Longo" as you don't call me late for dinner. 221 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,907 Small point. Didn't I read about a more recent study... 222 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,118 ...at Fairleigh-Dickinson that found the opposite was true? 223 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:55,083 That the great majority of Americans recognize these are fictional portrayals? 224 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,921 We're still looking at the sample selection criteria used in that study. 225 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:04,092 Well, thanks for an excellent talk. 226 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,052 (APPLAUSE) 227 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,264 And thank you all for attending today. 228 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,225 Don't miss Professor Murphy's new book: 229 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,729 Strega: The Sorceress as Imago Figure in Italian Literature. 230 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,984 And stick around for coffee and dessert... 231 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,237 ...courtesy of Cocuzzo's Pastry Shop. 232 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,452 I'll say it. That was totally uncalled-for. 233 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:35,957 - Father is forgetting who his friends are. - It was outrageous. I'm shocked. 234 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,418 Everyone's entitled to their opinion. 235 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,296 How dare he? After all you've done for this parish. 236 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,840 What are you gonna do? 237 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,470 Well, I'm gonna cut him a new one. 238 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,392 (SIGH) 239 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,480 Gab, buongiorno. Vieni qua. 240 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,858 Father, I don't know what to say I'm so upset. 241 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,152 - Why? What's wrong? - What's wrong? 242 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,821 Carmela is one of your biggest supporters and friends. 243 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,824 How dare you let her suffer humiliation and embarrassment... 244 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,534 ...at the hands of an outsider? 245 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,954 - I don't know what you mean. - Oh, you know exactly what I mean. 246 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,333 Because of her husband's high profile in the waste industry... 247 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,294 ...Carmela's the one who bears the brunt of these insults. 248 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,671 But there were many of us who were offended. 249 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,798 I am sorry. 250 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,300 This is an open forum. 251 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,344 You did hear me bring up that new study. 252 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,471 If that's your idea of a good speaker... 253 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,058 ...I suggest you think about who really keeps this parish alive... 254 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,810 ...year after year. 255 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,696 The sight of your cities pain the eyes of the red man. 256 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,532 A man in your cities is numb to the stench... 257 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,411 - Go back to your reservation! - Mussolini was Hitler's bitch! 258 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,789 Go back! 259 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,547 In the words of Chief Seattle: 260 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,425 "For the last red man shall have perished... 261 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,387 ...and the memory of my tribe... 262 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,889 ...shall have become a myth among the white man." 263 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,893 Take your tom-toms and get out of here, you son of a bitch of a bastard! 264 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,020 "These shores, these woods. 265 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,315 The highway will swarm with the invisible dead of our people! 266 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,234 The white man will never be alone!" 267 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:29,237 This is Newark, baby, we don't play that shit! 268 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,073 And that better not be Columbus! 269 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,826 - Take it down! - He's going to burn... 270 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,745 ...the way our ancestors did! Go sit down, cupcake! 271 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,455 We're not taking anything down! 272 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,582 I'm gonna fucking hang you up there! 273 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,131 Hey, break it up! Break it up! 274 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,924 Break it up! 275 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,051 Hey! Hey! We will make arrests! 276 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,887 - What the fuck is this, Joey? - They got a permit, Sil. 277 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,931 Everybody, come on, let's go! 278 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,600 - Everybody! - I'll remember this, Joey. 279 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,397 - Get away from there! - Hey! 280 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,233 Come on, come on. You too. 281 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,447 - Stay down! - Let me go! 282 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,451 All right, we gotta go. We gotta go. 283 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,786 (GLASS SHATTERING) 284 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,830 Oh, shit. 285 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,417 Down with legislation! 286 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,301 What are you doing? This is a peaceful demonstration here. 287 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,929 Hey! Hey! Hey! 288 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,014 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 289 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,309 Hey! Everybody, get over here! 290 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,810 Get him out of here. 291 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,478 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 292 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,274 (CROWD YELLING) 293 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,614 Orecchiette and broccoli raab, you know, the truth is that is northern. 294 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,117 Armani too. And Michelangelo. 295 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,330 What a coward that man is. He's always been a lily-liver. 296 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,831 No, he's sweet. 297 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,918 - What'd he say? - He's all apologetic. I let him have it. 298 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,336 You did what you could. 299 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,713 I couldn't leave here without saying something. 300 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,216 I gotta go. I'm getting my new crown today. 301 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,468 - Bye-bye. - I'll see you tomorrow. 302 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:21,682 Karen, bring Bobby and the kids over for a cookout on Saturday. 303 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:31,025 (SIRENS AND HELICOPTER NOISES) 304 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,154 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 305 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,366 - Hello? - It's me, Dad. 306 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,077 - What's up, Bobby? - Mom tried to call you. 307 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,705 She wants you to pick up some steaks and eggplants before you come home. 308 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,916 She can't do it? 309 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,544 I'm stuck in traffic. Now I gotta go to the store? 310 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,838 She had to go get some crowns or something. 311 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,091 Your mother's a real pain in the you-know-what sometimes. 312 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,678 When she gets home, tell her I said thanks a lot. 313 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,513 (PHONE RINGING) 314 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,890 If you can't find the recipe, I'll ask Angie. 315 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,977 No, it's around here somewhere. 316 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:07,937 (PHONE RINGING) 317 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,397 Hello? 318 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,524 Hey, Gab. 319 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,195 What? When? 320 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,448 Oh, my God. 321 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,783 Oh, no! 322 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,744 Oh, God, that's terrible. 323 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,415 Yeah. Okay. 324 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,253 What happened? 325 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,426 Karen had an accident on Pompton Avenue. 326 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,304 She's dead. 327 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,930 Oh, Carm. 328 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,101 (SOBBING) 329 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:01,115 I get home for dinner last night, Gabby's sitting there devastated. 330 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,660 I just saw Karen at ShopRite last week. 331 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,288 You talking about Karen? 332 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,540 Great kid. 333 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,252 This happened to this doctor I know. Oriental ran right into him. 334 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,755 What's Bobby gonna do? He adored that woman. 335 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,841 What you doing getting pinched when this family's on trial? 336 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,302 - I'm sorry, Ton... - And you went down there too. 337 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,137 - No. - It was my idea. 338 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,430 What the fuck? 339 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,808 We got Little Paulie in St. Barnabas. Plus, we lost face down there. 340 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,354 This is something that hits home. I can't turn the other cheek on this. 341 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,565 I know, but we're running a business here. 342 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,444 Don't you all got something to do? 343 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,456 (DOOR CLOSING) 344 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:54,001 What's with you? I count on you to be the most level-headed guy I got. 345 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,379 My father was a Knight of Columbus. 346 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,714 I'm an Italian-American, and I pay money... 347 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:03,010 ...to the Italian Anti-Defamation Coordination Council in Bastia. 348 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,888 - We're the victims here. - Oh, you write a check too? 349 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,974 Ton, let's not forget. 350 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,976 It was a friend of ours, Joe Columbo... 351 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,312 ...who founded the first Italian anti-defamation organization. 352 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,857 - You were still out of line. - You're right. 353 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,693 A hundred percent. 354 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,613 But? 355 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,367 Well, as your consigliere... 356 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,369 ...since you ask... 357 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:33,874 ...I think the guys and myself too, we need your leadership on this. 358 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,503 All right. 359 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,173 All right, good. I understand you wanna do something, but use your brain. 360 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,885 Believe me, me and Ralphie are working on a few things. 361 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,723 This battle's gonna be won on the P.R. level. 362 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,225 Hearts and minds. 363 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,562 They manipulate your image, Columbus... 364 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,273 ...you manipulate theirs. 365 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,358 All right. 366 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,704 (PHONE RINGING) 367 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,709 - Who's calling, please? - Good morning, assemblyman. 368 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,169 Hey, what's up? 369 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,921 Know this protest with the Indians and Columbus Day? 370 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,465 Yeah, I heard about it. 371 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,592 We need somebody to make it go away. 372 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,888 Oh, boy, that's a tough one, real hot potato. 373 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,222 Nobody wants to touch it. 374 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,100 We just want a peaceful parade like we've had for years... 375 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,978 ...with no interference. What's wrong with that? 376 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,231 It's the First Amendment and it's Native Americans. 377 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,567 Very sensitive stuff. 378 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,652 My hands are tied on this one. 379 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,571 - Sorry. - Yeah, fine. 380 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,615 I will be attending the parade as always. 381 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,950 You got my support there. 382 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,285 Wish that I could... 383 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:59,418 The last time that you dated a friend and colleague of your brother's... 384 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:03,464 ...he left you flat, disappeared into the witness protection program. 385 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,924 - I know. - Now... 386 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,343 ...another man who works with your brother... 387 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:11,680 ...unable to meet your basic needs for love and respect... 388 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,474 ...involved with another woman. 389 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,811 Which brings me back to my childhood... 390 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,146 ...and my mother... 391 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,649 ...and my father. Now we're talking. 392 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:25,611 Where I had no love and no support. 393 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:29,490 And where I was shamed and ridiculed for being artistic. 394 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,118 In your relationship with these men... 395 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,037 ...you have replaced your father with your brother... 396 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:39,166 ...as a figure of authority that you need to prove something to. 397 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,835 You set up these scenarios... 398 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,963 ...with these men similar to your father and your brother... 399 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:49,635 ...seeking your brother, i.e. your father's, acceptance. 400 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,887 - The hell with them. - I know. 401 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,390 The work is to make new choices... 402 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,226 ...that have nothing to do with old patterns. 403 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,896 I want to, Sandy. I do. 404 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:03,524 God, give me the strength. 405 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,192 She will. 406 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:12,032 Your Star-Ledger interview conflicts with Eye On New Jersey. 407 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,583 Del Redclay, right? I knew it. 408 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,085 Yeah, I saw you on channel 21... No, don't get up. 409 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,422 I'm Henry Caruso, pleased to meet you. 410 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,886 - Now, this lovely lady. - Maggie Donner, I'm Del's TA. 411 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:34,930 Yes. Yes, I can see that. 412 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:41,729 Well, I might as well get to the point. 413 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,523 (SIGHS) 414 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,694 I represent a group of concerned citizens who are... 415 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:52,740 ...very upset about this protest you're spearheading. 416 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,116 No puns intended. 417 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,037 - Who do you represent? - Italians... 418 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,039 ...here in New Jersey. 419 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,208 Good people. 420 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,585 Family people. 421 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,589 And they've asked me to tell you that it's not in your best interest... 422 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,382 ...to go through with this thing. 423 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:14,220 If you've come here to intimidate me, you don't know about Indian resolve. 424 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,931 Del, should I call security? 425 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,267 You remember this guy? 426 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,269 Iron Eyes Cody, he was an actor. 427 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:26,065 Son of Paleface, Sitting Bull. 428 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,238 Your fucking poster boy. 429 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,658 Part Cherokee, part Cree. 430 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:38,244 He wasn't even a fucking Indian. 431 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:42,498 Second-generation Sicilian from Louisiana named Espera DeCorti. 432 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:46,126 - Well, I think you better leave now. - The guy's a total fucking phony. 433 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,337 A total fugazy. 434 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,965 Even Jay Silverheels knew it. 435 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,133 But he kept it quiet. 436 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:55,803 Well, we're not gonna. 437 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,305 You keep up your bullshit... 438 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,892 ...we're gonna go wide with this thing. Knock yourself out. 439 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,985 Jesus Christ, is this true? 440 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,612 This is a fucking disaster! 441 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,615 Chill out. You didn't know about this? 442 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:20,494 - It's been on Access Hollywood, E!... - This is a major P.R. boner. 443 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:24,832 It's been researched. Cody was definitely Native American, total environmentalist. 444 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:29,336 - Are you sure about this? - Look, Del, I'm one-eighth Italian myself. 445 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,630 You are? You never told me that. 446 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,217 My great-great something-or-other was a pony soldier. 447 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:39,722 Well, actually, he was a violinist attached to 7th Cavalry. 448 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,853 That is just one person's opinion, Anthony. 449 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,229 What, football again? 450 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,024 He's not gonna get hurt, he's a tough kid. 451 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,233 Jesus. 452 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,902 We're having a discussion about Christopher Columbus. 453 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,654 "They would make fine servants. 454 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,867 With 50 men, we could subgate them." 455 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:02,036 Subjugate. 456 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,581 "And make them do whatever we want." 457 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:09,168 - That doesn't sound like a slave trader? - George Washington had slaves. 458 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,879 - The father of our country. - Well, what's your point? 459 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,549 His history teacher, Mr. Cushman, is teaching your son... 460 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:18,552 ...that if Columbus was alive today, he would go on trial... 461 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,556 ...for crimes against humanity, like Miloševic in, you know, Europe. 462 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:26,769 - Your teacher said that? - It's not just my teacher, it's the truth. 463 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,063 It's in my history book. 464 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,193 - You finally read a book and it's bullshit. - Tony. 465 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,736 (SIGH) 466 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:39,073 You have to walk in Columbus' shoes to see what he went through. 467 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,909 People thought the world was flat, for crying out loud. 468 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:46,080 Then he lands on an island with savages on it. That took a lot of guts. 469 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,541 You remember when we went to Florida? The heat? And those bugs? 470 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,002 Like it took guts to murder people. 471 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,089 - He was a victim of his time. - Who cares? It's what he did. 472 00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:58,634 He discovered America, is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. 473 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:03,222 And in this house Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story. 474 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,642 (SOBBING) 475 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,790 I should've known. 476 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,836 I should've known you needed me. 477 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,588 I should've been with you. 478 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,092 I should've been in your place. 479 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:43,095 My love. 480 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,055 My sweet love. 481 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,686 (SOBBING) 482 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,189 Are you okay? 483 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,952 How he loved her. 484 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,334 It's cross-town, 68th Street. 485 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,673 You know what I heard one time? 486 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,676 Sil was on the phone. He was talking with somebody... 487 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,388 ...about how Bobby was the only one of them who doesn't have a goomar. 488 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,848 They were laughing at him. 489 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:32,394 - Who was he talking to on the phone? - I don't know. 490 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:38,984 I'll go first this time. I'll bring my eggplant parma over to Bobby's. 491 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,404 Actually, tomorrow is better for me. 492 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:50,496 Ginny, hi. We were just talking about who's gonna do what when. 493 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,999 I played canasta with her just last week. 494 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,545 (SIGH) 495 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,883 There he is. John, look... 496 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:07,429 ...I'm sorry I missed Allegra's nursing school graduation. Unforgivable. 497 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,848 But I made it up to her. 498 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,645 Stick it in your ass. 499 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:19,233 - Hey, Count Chocula... - What the fuck, John? 500 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,110 Keep him away from me. 501 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,572 - John, what's going on? - I don't wanna talk about it. 502 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,742 What's this? 503 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,912 I have no fucking idea. 504 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:36,083 But I got better shit to do. 505 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,384 You saw how it was with them at dinner the other night. 506 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,303 Something's going on. 507 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:54,393 Plus, out of nowhere, Carmine's up my ass on the Frelinghuysen Avenue bullshit. 508 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,436 Somebody's talking too much. 509 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:59,106 And it's costing me money. 510 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,734 Come on. 511 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,280 There's no release. 512 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:10,784 I'm surrounded by death. My husband, my son, my friend. 513 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:15,289 - I don't know what to tell you, Ro. - There's pieces torn out of me. 514 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,291 Chunks of me that are dead. 515 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,460 And look at me. My youth, my looks, they're gone. 516 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,087 No. 517 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:25,424 That's from not taking care of yourself. 518 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,636 - Dwelling on all this stuff. - It's not stuff. 519 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:33,974 Do you have any idea what it feels like? 520 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,350 Do you? 521 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:39,146 It's not stuff. It's death, it's pain. 522 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:48,155 I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with this. 523 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,657 - I don't know. - You don't know what? 524 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,287 I don't think I can do this. 525 00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:59,041 I don't think I can help you. 526 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:05,130 You need a lot right now and I don't think there's anything I can do. 527 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:09,134 You can be there for me, you can comfort me. 528 00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:12,512 What about me? 529 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,183 - What do I get out of it? - There it is. Right there. 530 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,185 What do you get? 531 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:23,023 How about your every need taken care of. Sexually, everything. 532 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:26,276 All your shit! It's all about you, isn't it? 533 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,571 It's not all about me, but I mean... 534 00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,866 ...let's be realistic. Let's be realistic? 535 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,661 What? You wanna leave me? 536 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,500 Yeah. 537 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,710 Then get the fuck out. 538 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,006 - It doesn't have to be like this. - How should it be? 539 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:50,884 How the fuck should it be? 540 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:04,189 Somehow Carmine found out we were flipping properties... 541 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,858 ...so your take's a little less than we talked about. 542 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:09,861 He makes an issue out of Zellman? 543 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:13,573 - What's this one called, Hesh? - This is Pie-O-My. 544 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,576 Just broke her maiden at Belmont last month. A lot of speed. 545 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,078 - I'm buying her. - Cool, man. 546 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:21,915 - She's beautiful, huh? - That's right. 547 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:27,963 Don't you know somebody over there at Deerpark Casino in Connecticut... 548 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:31,466 ...run by the Mohonk tribe? Yeah, Marty, my niece's husband. 549 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,469 This Columbus Day protest, we need to make it go away. 550 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,722 What's wrong with freedom of speech? 551 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,808 You should hear my kid. He calls Columbus a murderer. 552 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,602 - They wiped out my people. - Cubans are from Spain. 553 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:46,773 Strictly speaking, they were Taino Indians who got raped by Columbus. 554 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,400 That's right, Reuben. 555 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:50,485 Melanzane got Martin Luther King Day. 556 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,071 - I have sympathy for the red man. - Why is that? 557 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,616 Jews, because of their history, have common cause with the oppressed. 558 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,995 Some Indians were deliberately given blankets tainted with smallpox. 559 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,246 Died like flies. 560 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,123 - No shit? - Yeah, shit. 561 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,668 Yeah? You wanna talk bioterrorism? Look who started it. 562 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,296 - Amen to that, my friend. - That's right. 563 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,299 Christopher Columbus was no better than Adolf Hitler. 564 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,926 Back up. Hitler? 565 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,012 Yeah. I'm not the only one who thinks so. 566 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:20,807 Yeah, that Indian from the protest who was whining about the wilderness... 567 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,477 ...they had him on TV and he called Columbus Hitler. 568 00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:26,354 - Because it's true, man. - You're talking out of your ass. 569 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:29,775 Columbus and Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust. 570 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:33,153 Frankly, Reuben, if you got that kind of covert anti-Semitism... 571 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,988 ...I'd like you to leave my house. 572 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,115 - Anti-Semitism? - That's right. 573 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,950 Fuck you too, my man! 574 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:42,537 Guys, come on. Reuben, Hesh, you guys have been friends for years. 575 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:55,300 I'll call Marty up in Connecticut. He knows a big Mohonk. 576 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,178 That cocksucker. 577 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:02,557 We're not tired. I didn't spill food because I'm tired. 578 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:05,560 Don't argue, okay? Listen to your Aunt Grace and Aunt Mary. 579 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,938 Do what they say. 580 00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:16,947 - Say good night to your Aunt Carmela. - Good night, Aunt Carmela. 581 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:21,243 - It's great your family could come. - They're leaving tomorrow. 582 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:25,455 - Somebody's sick up there. - Dad? Dad? 583 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,834 (PHONE RINGING) 584 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,715 Dad, Sophia locked the door. 585 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:36,925 Should I get that? 586 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,719 He takes all my pencils. 587 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,688 - Baccalieri residence. - Carmela, is that you? 588 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,690 - It's Corrado. - Oh, hello. 589 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,277 How's my boy Bobby doing? He knows I couldn't make it to the services. 590 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:58,905 - All right. He's upstairs with the kids. - What a heartbreak, huh? 591 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,076 You know, I remember the first time I met her like it was yesterday. 592 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,705 It was my birthday dinner at Roman Gardens. I'll never forget it. 593 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,291 She said I looked like Pablo Picasso. 594 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,918 And I didn't even know what Picasso looked like. 595 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,589 One day she showed me a picture of him, and you know, she was right. 596 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:17,632 That's very touching. Let me get Bobby. 597 00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:21,094 I just wanna know if he's gonna pick me up for court tomorrow. 598 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,764 Maybe you should let Bobby be. Think about his needs instead of your own. 599 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,267 It's not me. Please, don't villainize me here. 600 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:32,314 Murf goes to bed early, so I wanted to call him now if I need him to drive me. 601 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:36,943 I don't wanna disturb him when he's asleep. He's an old man, for God's sakes. 602 00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:49,414 (CAR HONKING) 603 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:55,795 Stella! 604 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,673 What the fuck are you doing? 605 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,510 We don't have to hide, baby. 606 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:04,596 I did it! 607 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,139 I told Ro. 608 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:09,476 - Told her about us? - No. No, no, no. 609 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:14,147 I told her I didn't wanna be with her anymore, and I left! 610 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:30,205 Now I can devote myself to you completely. 611 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:33,667 Now there can be no more fear... 612 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:36,336 ...no more guilt. 613 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,632 - Just sex. - Yeah. Yeah. 614 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:45,387 - You know what I want. - Yeah, you want it all, don't you? 615 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,518 Oh, yeah. You need me, slut. 616 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,187 I need it all, baby. 617 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,190 Oh, shit! 618 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:00,986 Oh, shit, tonight's my night. I gotta bring food over to Bobby Bacala's. 619 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:05,031 You're on ziti patrol too? Ro's got Thursdays. 620 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,492 Well, what should I do? 621 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,001 (LAUGHS) 622 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:19,129 You could do me a solid, Tony. 623 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,756 Next time you see Hesh, remind him... 624 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:26,553 ...my granddaughter's bat mitzvah present doesn't really work. 625 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:30,640 The bubble jet printer. I don't like to keep hocking him. 626 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,642 He knows about it. 627 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,561 He said he lost the sales slip. 628 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,856 So, Marty, where is this guy? 629 00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:41,568 There he is. What'd I say? Right on cue. 630 00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:44,863 Chief! 631 00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:47,073 - Where, behind the preppy guy? - That's him. 632 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:55,248 Chief, I'd like to introduce you to my friends, Silvio Dante, Tony Soprano. 633 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,751 The guy I was telling you about. 634 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,252 Chief Doug Smith. 635 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:03,923 Tribal chairman of the Mohonk Indians and CEO of Mohonk Enterprises. 636 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,885 - An honor. - Thanks for coming all the way here. 637 00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:09,387 I had business in Manhattan anyway. 638 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:11,097 Not again. 639 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:14,476 Would you bring the gentleman a Ketel One up, please? 640 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,607 So, chief, he told you about the shit going down in Newark? 641 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,151 Small element, ruins it for the rest of us. 642 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:27,489 I've got a quarter-billion-dollar casino and a huge Italian-American customer base. 643 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,616 Providence, East Boston. Good people. 644 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,577 Our part of the world. We're closer than Atlantic City. 645 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:35,789 This is a brand-new facility, state of the art. 646 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:39,209 This fucking protest, they're burning Columbus in effigy down there. 647 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:42,837 - They're gonna lay down in the parade. - That's not gonna happen. 648 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:46,508 People like Redclay, they're out of touch. They're in their ivory towers. 649 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,637 They don't understand the economic opportunity that funds the community. 650 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:53,473 You should see the Olympic-size swimming pool... 651 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:57,310 ...this man put in the Deerpark Reservation Rec Center. 652 00:39:58,145 --> 00:39:59,854 Well, we all got kids. 653 00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:03,441 We don't want to see our heritage attacked, that's all. 654 00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:06,986 Salute. 655 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:13,618 Well, no offense, chief, but you don't look much like an Indian. 656 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:16,371 Frankly, I passed most of my life as white... 657 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,457 ...until I had an awakening and discovered my Mohonk blood. 658 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:23,211 My grandmother on my father's side, her mother was a quarter Mohonk. 659 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,964 This happened when the casino bill got passed, right? 660 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:29,134 - Better late than never. - "Mohonk" if you love Columbus. 661 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:36,850 Sorry I didn't make it last night. 662 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:39,519 My Bible group had a potluck for the homeless... 663 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:42,689 ...and I was on clean-up crew, so... 664 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,525 Food, food, like that solves all the world's problems. 665 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,193 Bobby, we've been neighbors. 666 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:52,699 I know that we don't talk much, but if you want to, I'm here for you. 667 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,798 What is it? 668 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,721 That day... 669 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,558 ...when she had the accident... 670 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:21,603 ...I was stuck in traffic. 671 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:26,399 My son called because Karen wanted me to pick up steaks and eggplants. 672 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,194 And I was mad at her for sending me. 673 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,571 I was tired. 674 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,241 I was mad at her. 675 00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:39,412 But I was stuck in traffic because of her accident. 676 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,083 She was up the road ahead of me lying in twisted metal. 677 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:47,212 But I didn't know, and I could've been with her. 678 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:50,215 I should've been there to help her. 679 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,927 But I was mad at her. 680 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:58,765 Oh, my sweet Karen. 681 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:01,768 My sweet girl. 682 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,944 Pass me the peppers. 683 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,618 Hello? 684 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:22,288 Oh, yeah, just a second. 685 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:25,667 Ton, it's the Indian chief. 686 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:38,680 - Doug, how are you? - Tony, I wish I had better news. 687 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,974 I struck out. Redclay didn't go for it. 688 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:44,269 Ask about the Iron Eyes Cody thing. 689 00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:47,438 Pretended he didn't know me. You believe the son of a bitch? 690 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,857 Ask him about Cody. 691 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:52,652 - You ask about Iron Eyes Cody? - He didn't give a shit. 692 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,362 It was some Internet rumor. 693 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,781 Most Native Americans, they don't give a fuck. 694 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,992 It's like knowing James Caan isn't Italian. 695 00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:03,204 All right, well, it was nice meeting you, and I appreciate the effort. 696 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:06,291 You gotta let me make it up to you. Come on up, spend a day. 697 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,794 Sil, whoever you want. High-rollers room, everything comped. 698 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,172 - Sure, that sounds good. - Great. 699 00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:16,801 What the fuck did he say about Iron Eyes Cody? 700 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,344 Ralphie had it all fucked up. 701 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:21,222 It don't mean nothing anyway, because it's like knowing... 702 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,017 ...James Caan isn't Italian. 703 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,236 We think this guy Redclay's fucking a graduate student. 704 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,531 - We hire a detective... - I think it's over, Sil. 705 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:41,701 - Yeah, but all we gotta... - It's over. 706 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,875 He had just lost his wife. 707 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:52,045 And he had so much sadness, you know? 708 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:57,425 So much love for her, such complete and pure emotion. 709 00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:00,219 I felt unworthy to even be in his presence. 710 00:44:00,387 --> 00:44:04,098 I was so moved by him. 711 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,727 And then I look at Ralphie. 712 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:12,857 You saw in this man the things that you want in your life. 713 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,568 Truth. 714 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,404 - Love. - Yes. 715 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:20,573 Somehow I have to find a way... 716 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:24,035 ...to move away from the darkness and toward the light. 717 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:25,536 What does this man do? 718 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,873 He works with my brother, but he's not like the others. 719 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:31,918 Sandy, he's different, believe me. 720 00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:34,295 Okay. 721 00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:37,715 But back to Ralph. 722 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:42,428 You've got to sit him down and level with him. 723 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,389 Speak the truth, Jan. 724 00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:51,062 But with the compassion and respect that you're famous for. And say goodbye. 725 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,606 For his sake as well as yours. 726 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,402 You're right. 727 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,279 It's not his fault. 728 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,408 (SOBBING) 729 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,622 Roll me some numbers, fearless leader! 730 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,792 - Coming at you. - Yeah, six! 731 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:16,129 - It's all right. - You had a great run, T. 732 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,965 You held the dice for quite a while. 733 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,928 Look at this operation. 734 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:27,974 Whenever I'm in these places I remember my grandmother was part Fugahwe. 735 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:30,351 Maybe I should do something about it. 736 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,604 - Bullshit. - No, no, it's true. 737 00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:36,315 They were a nomadic tribe, and they wander around... 738 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:39,110 ...they get lost and they go, "Where the Fugahwe?" 739 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:44,532 I see you gentlemen are having a good time. You getting enough to eat? 740 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,992 Yeah. 741 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,827 Running out of my comps here. 742 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,163 Go find Marty, he's on the floor somewhere. 743 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:53,207 Tony, can we talk a minute? Buy you a drink? 744 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,376 Yeah, sure. 745 00:45:57,671 --> 00:46:00,840 I wanted to give you a check for Jason's tuition. 746 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,675 Okay. 747 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,970 - The statement's up in my bedroom. - Oh, that's okay, I trust you. 748 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:10,349 Oh, wait, is it 5:00? 749 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,021 I'm here at Christopher Columbus Park in Newark... 750 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:17,857 ...where this afternoon violence broke out briefly... 751 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,860 ...between Native American demonstrators and members... 752 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:26,699 ...of a coalition of 18 various Italian-American pride organizations. 753 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:30,036 Get out of here! This is our day! You hear that? 754 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:33,623 He fed our people to his dogs! 755 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,127 My God, this is tragic. 756 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,759 Could be scored with Albinoni's "Adagio." 757 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,376 Janootski! 758 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:20,920 (DOOR CLOSING) 759 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,798 Janice! 760 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,467 This is it, hon. 761 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,470 This is the last of the stuff I had at Ro's. 762 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,597 Finito. 763 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:33,766 Your shoes. 764 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,226 What? 765 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,980 Didn't I ask you to take your shoes off when you came in this house? 766 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:42,984 Forgot. 767 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,069 - Sorry, hon. - You forgot. 768 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:48,197 So that's just it? You fucking forgot! 769 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,581 Oh, fuck. 770 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:59,292 Get out! Get out! 771 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:02,587 (GASP OF PAIN) 772 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,464 My back, my back. 773 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,092 I'll kill you, you crazy bitch. 774 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,594 I'll kill you, you bitch. 775 00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:12,805 - You crazy cunt! - Get out! 776 00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:17,476 (DOOR SLAMMING) 777 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,328 (RADIO CHANGING) 778 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:39,165 It's gotta be on here somewhere. 779 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,542 Scuffle at the Columbus Day parade in Newark. 780 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:45,630 Among those arrested was Native American activist Del Redclay... 781 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:48,174 ...who called the protest an unqualified success. 782 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:51,177 Elsewhere, a blind river-rafter is going to get her wish... 783 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,804 ...after suing for a place in the Colorado River... 784 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:55,473 I should've been there. 785 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:02,063 I would've been fucking there. I forgot this was a Monday. 786 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:10,863 - Maybe we ought to whack this prick. - Who the fuck are you kidding? 787 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:14,533 - All you thought about was blackjack. - What? 788 00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:17,536 You think this day in the country was free, don't you? 789 00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:19,538 Well, it wasn't. 790 00:49:19,706 --> 00:49:22,875 Chief Smith wants Frankie Valli to come up there and play a week. 791 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,711 That's what this whole fucking junket was about. 792 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,922 - Frankie? - Yeah, that's right. 793 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:30,299 That's why he buttonholed me, goddamn it. 794 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:34,720 Bad blood with Frankie's manager. So the chief wants me to call him... 795 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:37,056 ...as payback for him reaching out to Redclay. 796 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,226 - You're gonna make the fucking call. - I ain't seen Frankie for... 797 00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:42,812 Tough shit! You're making the fucking call! 798 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:46,399 You and this fucking parade already! 799 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:56,409 I don't know what you're so hot about. 800 00:49:56,576 --> 00:50:00,454 They discriminate against Italians as a group when they disallow Columbus... 801 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,373 Will you fucking stop? 802 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,584 Group. Group. 803 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:11,132 Whatever the fuck happened to Gary Cooper? That's what I'd like to know. 804 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,427 He died. 805 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,888 You mean because he fought the Sioux in those Westerns? 806 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,765 No, fuck that. 807 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:23,936 Gary Cooper. Now there was an American. 808 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:27,314 The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do. 809 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:31,902 He faced the Miller Gang when none of those other assholes would help him. 810 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,612 Now, did he complain? Did he say: 811 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:37,408 "I come from this poor, Texas-Irish, illiterate fucking background... 812 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:40,494 ...so leave me out of it because my people got fucked over"? 813 00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:45,791 T, not for nothing, but you're getting a little confused here. 814 00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:47,793 A, that was the movies. 815 00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:49,503 What difference does that make? 816 00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:52,798 Columbus was so long ago, he might as well have been a movie! 817 00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:55,634 Images, you said. 818 00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:58,637 The point is, Gary Cooper... 819 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:01,140 The real Gary Cooper... 820 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:05,102 ...or anybody named Cooper, never suffered like the Italians. 821 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:09,190 The meddigan like him, they fucked everybody else. 822 00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:12,151 The Italians, the Polacks, the blacks. 823 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,945 All right, if he was a meddigan around nowadays... 824 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:17,448 ...he'd be a member of some victims group. 825 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:21,202 The fundamentalist Christians, the abused cowboys, the gays! 826 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:25,331 - He was gay, Gary Cooper? - No! Are you listening to me? 827 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,501 Hey. People suffered. 828 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,921 Did you? Except for maybe the Feds? 829 00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:36,300 My grandparents got spit on because they were from Calabria. 830 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:40,221 Let me ask you a question. All the good things you got in your life... 831 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,723 ...did they come to you because you're Calabrese? 832 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,936 I'll tell you the answer. The answer is no. 833 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:49,855 You got a smart kid at Lackawanna College. 834 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:54,026 You got a wife who's a piece of ass, at least she was when you married her. 835 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:57,530 You own one of the most profitable topless bars in North Jersey. 836 00:51:57,697 --> 00:51:59,740 Did you get all this because you're Italian? 837 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,952 No, you got it because you're you. Because you're smart. 838 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:07,873 Where the fuck is our self-esteem? I mean... 839 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:10,042 That shit doesn't come from Columbus... 840 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:13,879 ...or The Godfather or Chef-fucking-Boyardee. 841 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:18,175 We gotta tiptoe around the Indians though, don't we? 842 00:52:18,343 --> 00:52:21,595 We can't call our teams the Braves or the Tomahawks or the... 843 00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:24,890 You take it up with Frankie Valli when you talk to him. 844 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,520 (MUSIC CUES UP)