1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,000 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:40,789 --> 00:01:43,875 [BELLS RINGING] 3 00:01:54,428 --> 00:01:55,637 How'd it go? 4 00:01:55,887 --> 00:01:59,057 They've got a 48 to 52 male-female ratio, which is great. 5 00:01:59,266 --> 00:02:02,769 A strong liberal arts program and the Olin Arts Center for music. 6 00:02:02,978 --> 00:02:05,272 The usual programs abroad are China, India… 7 00:02:05,522 --> 00:02:07,774 You're just applying. Already you're leaving? 8 00:02:07,983 --> 00:02:10,610 It's an option, Dad. Junior year. 9 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:14,322 What'll you study in India? How not to get diarrhea? 10 00:02:14,865 --> 00:02:18,160 They don't require SAT scores, but mine are high. 11 00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:19,870 Socially, I don't know. 12 00:02:20,162 --> 00:02:21,788 I heard there's a saying: 13 00:02:21,997 --> 00:02:25,584 "Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception." 14 00:02:26,168 --> 00:02:27,468 What kind of talk is that? 15 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:30,005 The girls at the other colleges put out? 16 00:02:30,547 --> 00:02:31,590 Oh, my God. 17 00:02:35,427 --> 00:02:36,845 It's pretty, huh? 18 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:38,972 Yeah. 19 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:42,058 Two to go. Colby up. 20 00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:47,105 Dad, how come you didn't finish college? 21 00:02:47,397 --> 00:02:49,608 I had a semester and a half at Seton Hall. 22 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:51,610 Yeah, and…? 23 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:55,030 My parents didn't stress college. 24 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:57,199 They were working-class people. 25 00:02:57,449 --> 00:02:59,701 How come they were anti-education? 26 00:03:00,035 --> 00:03:02,120 They weren't "anti." 27 00:03:02,829 --> 00:03:05,040 You can't lay it all off on them. 28 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,793 I got into trouble when I was a kid. 29 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:09,920 -I heard. -You did? 30 00:03:10,462 --> 00:03:12,755 FEMALE VOICE [ON RADIO]: In Waterville, dine at the Stone House. 31 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:15,425 Serving the freshest Maine lobsters. 32 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:18,887 Come see our new salad bar, featuring a wonderful… 33 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:23,225 [CHANGES RADIO STATIONS] 34 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:26,019 [TURNS OFF RADIO] 35 00:03:30,398 --> 00:03:31,650 Are you in the Mafia? 36 00:03:34,194 --> 00:03:35,195 Am I in the what? 37 00:03:35,654 --> 00:03:37,614 Whatever, organized crime? 38 00:03:40,492 --> 00:03:42,410 That's crap. Who told you that? 39 00:03:42,577 --> 00:03:44,579 I've lived in the house all my life. 40 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:47,874 I've seen police come, I've seen you go out at 3 a.m. 41 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:51,503 You never seen Doc Cusamano go out at 3 a.m. on a call? 42 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,257 The Cusamano kids ever find $50,000, 43 00:03:54,507 --> 00:03:57,176 and a .45 while hunting for Easter eggs? 44 00:03:57,426 --> 00:04:01,180 In the waste management business, everybody assumes you're mobbed up. 45 00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:04,100 It's a stereotype, and it's offensive. 46 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:06,692 You're the last person I want to perpetuate it. 47 00:04:06,853 --> 00:04:08,104 Fine. 48 00:04:11,274 --> 00:04:12,942 There is no Mafia. 49 00:04:21,784 --> 00:04:23,411 All right, look 50 00:04:24,453 --> 00:04:26,455 Med, you're a grown woman. 51 00:04:26,747 --> 00:04:28,165 Almost. 52 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,460 Some of my money 53 00:04:32,587 --> 00:04:35,464 comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. 54 00:04:42,013 --> 00:04:43,598 How does that make you feel? 55 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:47,602 At least you don't keep denying it like Mom. 56 00:04:48,394 --> 00:04:50,271 Kids in school think it's neat. 57 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:52,064 Seen The Godfather, right? 58 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:55,818 Casino we like. Sharon Stone, '70s clothes, pills. 59 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:59,238 I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you. 60 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:02,116 Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. 61 00:05:02,325 --> 00:05:05,828 But then like, Mr. Scangarelo, for example. 62 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,333 An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh. 63 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,960 -So many dads are full of shit. -I'm not? 64 00:05:13,419 --> 00:05:15,838 You finally told the truth about this. 65 00:05:20,426 --> 00:05:25,014 Look, Med, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses. 66 00:05:25,222 --> 00:05:26,474 The stock market… 67 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:30,645 Look, Dad, please. Don't start mealy-mouthing. 68 00:05:31,646 --> 00:05:34,690 [TURNS ON RADIO] 69 00:05:37,985 --> 00:05:39,195 How's my sweetheart? 70 00:05:39,445 --> 00:05:42,198 IRINA: I'm so pissed, I can hardly see. 71 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:43,699 You getting the flu? 72 00:05:44,075 --> 00:05:46,202 No. That's my cousin, Svetlana. 73 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:47,370 The amputee? 74 00:05:47,536 --> 00:05:51,499 Two months she's only in America, and she's already getting married. 75 00:05:51,791 --> 00:05:55,211 You knew the deal. I got two kids. We talked about this. 76 00:05:55,461 --> 00:06:00,049 Yes, and a wife whenever you want. What do I have in my life? 77 00:06:00,299 --> 00:06:01,592 Am I glad I called. 78 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:04,220 Fuck you, then! Hang up! 79 00:06:04,553 --> 00:06:06,430 How are the whirlpool jets? 80 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:09,558 Don't throw up in my face things you buy me. 81 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:13,562 Her prosthetic leg fell off in a Gap store, 82 00:06:13,813 --> 00:06:17,108 and he carries her out like a knight 83 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:19,360 in a white satin armor. 84 00:06:20,611 --> 00:06:22,738 I gotta go, my daughter's coming. 85 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,617 Jesus! 86 00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:36,168 How you feeling? 87 00:06:36,377 --> 00:06:41,090 Better, actually. Fever just broke. I miss you two. 88 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:44,635 -How's the interviews going? -Good, real good. 89 00:06:44,844 --> 00:06:46,095 Did she like Bates? 90 00:06:47,138 --> 00:06:50,349 Anything to get her off of this Berkeley kick. 91 00:06:51,183 --> 00:06:53,144 What the fuck? 92 00:06:53,853 --> 00:06:55,771 Tony? 93 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:57,648 Yeah. Yeah. 94 00:06:57,940 --> 00:07:00,151 Look, I'll call you from the motel. 95 00:07:10,953 --> 00:07:12,580 [CAR STARTS] 96 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,293 Meadow! Come on! 97 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,130 [CAR STARTS] 98 00:07:21,422 --> 00:07:24,216 [ENGINE SQUEALS] 99 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:30,014 -Come on, get in. -Okay, okay, what's the rush? 100 00:07:32,058 --> 00:07:34,018 Jesus, Dad! 101 00:07:40,066 --> 00:07:41,567 What's going on? 102 00:07:42,777 --> 00:07:44,445 I think I saw an old friend. 103 00:07:44,653 --> 00:07:46,572 You know that guy? 104 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:49,366 Maybe not. Probably not. 105 00:07:49,617 --> 00:07:51,202 Then what? 106 00:07:51,452 --> 00:07:53,996 Dad, slow down! 107 00:07:54,205 --> 00:07:56,957 [CAR HONKS] 108 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:01,337 -Jesus, what's with you?! -It's all right. 109 00:08:01,587 --> 00:08:03,422 DRIVER: Fucking maniac! 110 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:07,009 -What's going on? -Just fooling around. 111 00:08:08,594 --> 00:08:10,221 [CHUCKLING] 112 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,350 Colby! Turn! 113 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,435 Colby! Turn left, it's left! 114 00:08:18,813 --> 00:08:20,439 Dad! 115 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:23,359 That's because you're talking. 116 00:08:30,825 --> 00:08:32,868 This gets us to Colby anyhow. 117 00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:38,541 Dad, that's our motel. 118 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,669 Our motel's right there. 119 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:46,048 [TIRES SQUEALING] 120 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:50,136 -Did you know that guy? -It wasn't him. 121 00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:57,476 [PHONE RINGS] 122 00:09:02,565 --> 00:09:03,566 Bada Bing. 123 00:09:03,816 --> 00:09:05,234 Take this number down. 124 00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:06,777 Now? It's pouring. 125 00:09:07,069 --> 00:09:09,989 207-555-0185. 126 00:09:12,992 --> 00:09:17,580 Bonjour. Room service est arrivé. 127 00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:24,503 Why, thank you, kind sir. 128 00:09:25,087 --> 00:09:26,380 [THUNDER] 129 00:09:30,009 --> 00:09:32,011 What? You said poached eggs. 130 00:09:33,762 --> 00:09:36,015 You're not eating, after all that work? 131 00:09:36,223 --> 00:09:38,851 My eyes were bigger than my stomach. 132 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:49,778 Why don't you go over to Jason's, play Nintendo. 133 00:09:51,864 --> 00:09:55,159 Nope, no kisses. Cooties. 134 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:56,827 I'll be back in an hour. 135 00:09:57,036 --> 00:09:58,454 Okay. 136 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:14,136 Oh, motherfucker. 137 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:17,848 Motherfucking shit. 138 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,017 [PHONE RINGS] 139 00:10:21,477 --> 00:10:24,563 I'm not sure, but I think I saw Fabian Petrulio. 140 00:10:24,813 --> 00:10:27,066 -Refresh my memory. -Before your time? 141 00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:30,861 Made guy, flipped 10 years ago. He got busted for peddling H. 142 00:10:31,070 --> 00:10:32,696 Took out a lot of people. 143 00:10:32,988 --> 00:10:34,573 People from our outfit. 144 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:37,868 My old man was sick. He never recovered when he heard. 145 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,453 You saw this guy? 146 00:10:39,662 --> 00:10:42,081 I'm saying I think I did, but I'm not sure. 147 00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:44,166 Up in Maine? What the fuck? 148 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:47,210 He was in the witness-protection program. Then they kicked him out. 149 00:10:47,294 --> 00:10:49,588 He goes to colleges and gets paid 150 00:10:49,838 --> 00:10:51,938 to talk about what a big Mafioso he was. 151 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:53,175 Piece of shit. 152 00:10:53,384 --> 00:10:56,178 We partied, but Jackie Aprile knew him good. 153 00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:58,430 They did time in Lewisburg. 154 00:10:58,681 --> 00:11:01,642 You know that bust in his rec room with Sinatra? 155 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:03,852 Febbie made it in a prison workshop. 156 00:11:04,186 --> 00:11:07,856 That was Frank? I always thought it was Shaquille. 157 00:11:08,148 --> 00:11:10,150 Fucker needs to practice on lips. 158 00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:13,195 I know. Anyway, run these plates for me. 159 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:15,864 Go ahead. 160 00:11:16,031 --> 00:11:20,869 "Maine, DX66920," call you back tonight at ten, all right? 161 00:11:24,665 --> 00:11:26,791 MEADOW: What's wrong with the phone in your room? 162 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:31,213 Nothing. Just taking a walk, saw it, figured I'd call Christopher. 163 00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:32,673 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 164 00:11:32,881 --> 00:11:34,174 Everything okay? 165 00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:36,885 They got a leak in the roof, all right? 166 00:11:37,886 --> 00:11:39,306 [GIGGLING] 167 00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:41,516 [DOORBELL RINGS] 168 00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:45,270 -Who is it? -PHIL: Father Phil. 169 00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:49,566 Just a second. Oh, Jesus. 170 00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:55,071 [THUNDER] 171 00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:17,886 -Oh, my God. Look at you! -I hope I'm not barging in. 172 00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:20,388 No. I was watching TV. 173 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:23,975 I was at the clothing drive. I thought you were in Maine. 174 00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:27,854 Your Moschino peddle-pusher suit, it flew out of there. 175 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,981 Good, good, good! 176 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:32,650 Anyway, Jean Cusamano said you were ill. 177 00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:35,487 Yes, I was. The flu that was going around. 178 00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:39,282 -Yipes! -Yeah, I still have a little fever. 179 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:42,660 I also have a confession to make, Carm. 180 00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:45,497 [CARMELA COUGHS] 181 00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:49,876 I have a jones for your baked ziti. 182 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:53,380 I have some in the freezer. I can reheat it. 183 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,632 It's so much better that way. 184 00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:59,010 -The mozzarella gets nice and chewy. -I like that. 185 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:02,305 I was having some Fernet. Would you like something? 186 00:13:02,806 --> 00:13:04,182 Some wine, if it's open. 187 00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:07,644 So how's Med and Tony's trip going? 188 00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:12,357 I should know? He doesn't have time to talk to me for two minutes. 189 00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:20,740 Stop staring. Why are you doing that? 190 00:13:21,991 --> 00:13:23,201 It's an exciting time. 191 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,995 I can't tell you how proud I am. 192 00:13:26,246 --> 00:13:28,873 A real student at Casa Soprano. 193 00:13:29,499 --> 00:13:32,460 And she looks like a model out of Italian Vogue. 194 00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:35,338 Italian, Italian, Italian. Thank you. 195 00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:39,175 You're up to something. 196 00:13:40,593 --> 00:13:42,554 How'd you get so cynical? 197 00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:46,266 [KIDS LAUGHING] 198 00:13:48,351 --> 00:13:51,604 That stuff we talked about. How's that sitting with you? 199 00:13:52,272 --> 00:13:54,357 Not like I wasn't 90% sure already. 200 00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:57,068 What about your brother? Does he know? 201 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,903 I think so. 202 00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:03,867 There was a time when Italian people didn't have a lot of options. 203 00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:06,953 You mean like Mario Cuomo? 204 00:14:07,829 --> 00:14:09,038 Sorry. 205 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,877 I put food on the table. 206 00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:17,213 My father was in it, my uncle was in it. 207 00:14:17,547 --> 00:14:20,383 Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself. 208 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:24,053 Considered myself a rebel. 209 00:14:24,554 --> 00:14:28,224 Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture. 210 00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:33,229 In college, nothing interested you? 211 00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:35,773 I barely got in. 212 00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,402 Well, I kind of liked history. 213 00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:40,778 Yeah? 214 00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:44,073 Napoleon, The Roman Empire. 215 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,409 The Potsdam Conference, that stuff. 216 00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:47,952 The Potsdam Conference? 217 00:14:48,578 --> 00:14:51,998 -Potsdamned if I know now. -Oh, my God. 218 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,297 I have something to tell you. 219 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:02,008 Yeah? 220 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:06,054 You're not…? 221 00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:07,931 No. Jesus. 222 00:15:11,768 --> 00:15:16,731 A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. 223 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,442 -We did a lot for a while. -You what? 224 00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:24,948 It was just between homework and SATs and the general pressure of life… 225 00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:26,407 We needed something. 226 00:15:26,616 --> 00:15:28,660 -That crap'll kill you! -I know. 227 00:15:28,952 --> 00:15:31,412 I ought to slap you. Where'd you get it? 228 00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:34,082 If I knew I'd get a lecture, I wouldn't have told. 229 00:15:34,374 --> 00:15:37,877 Reality check! What do you think I'd say? Where did you get it? 230 00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:41,047 I'm not telling. Especially after this reaction. 231 00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:42,757 Why did you tell me? 232 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:47,053 You were honest with me today. 233 00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:49,430 I won't do it again. It got too scary. 234 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,059 Jesus, right under my nose. 235 00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:54,918 You'd think you'd know. 236 00:15:56,437 --> 00:15:58,189 No, Dad. You won't. 237 00:16:05,154 --> 00:16:08,408 Well, I'm glad you told me. In spite of everything. 238 00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:12,829 I'm glad too. I'm glad we have that kind of relationship. 239 00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:18,001 [FIRE CRACKLES] 240 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:23,256 Tony hates building fires. 241 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:27,677 We have this beautiful fireplace with logs from when Lincoln split them. 242 00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:31,014 Fear of fire is good to keep out of hell. 243 00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:34,517 Well, maybe there is hope for him. 244 00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:39,564 I got something for you. It's what we were talking about. 245 00:16:39,772 --> 00:16:42,025 The chapter on Buddhism is spectacular. 246 00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:44,569 But I don't want you going over to them. 247 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:49,032 Fat chance. I could never just sit on the floor and think of nothing. 248 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,200 -Thank you. -Sure. 249 00:16:51,451 --> 00:16:56,623 You'll see how Islam has gotten a bad rap in current culture… 250 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,585 Boy, this Chianti, though, is beyond reproach. 251 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,378 Word up. 252 00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:08,885 -Dad. -I thought you fell in. 253 00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,222 This is Carrie and Lucinda. 254 00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,224 They go to Colby. 255 00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:17,226 Why not hang out with them? 256 00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:18,728 Dad. 257 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,120 What better way to learn about the college? 258 00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:23,399 Yeah, maybe. 259 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,234 No, that'd be cool. 260 00:17:25,526 --> 00:17:26,736 Please excuse him. 261 00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:29,530 No, really, we love to dish the school. 262 00:17:30,865 --> 00:17:33,242 -Go ahead. -Okay. 263 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:36,788 No drinking. Girls, you see that she sticks to Cokes. 264 00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:40,416 I'll come back in an hour and a half. Be good. 265 00:17:43,086 --> 00:17:45,421 [PHONE RINGS] 266 00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:50,259 -TONY: What have you got? -Wet shoes. 267 00:17:50,426 --> 00:17:53,429 Don't want to work in the rain, try out for the Yankees. 268 00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:56,015 The car is registered to Fredrick Peters 269 00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:59,060 38 Washington Street, Waterville, Maine. 270 00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:01,437 It's off Route 201. I looked it up. 271 00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:06,109 Fredrick Peters, Fabian Petrulio. Good match, huh? 272 00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,946 I guess, I don't know. T, what are you going to do? 273 00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:13,908 I don't know. I got Meadow here. 274 00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,410 Jesus. 275 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,204 CHRIS: If you want, I'll fly up and take care of it. 276 00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:20,415 Ah, you're a good kid. 277 00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:23,000 You stay put. Call Pussy or Paulie. 278 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,795 -They can but I can't? -Don't be sensitive. 279 00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:28,256 They had a friend die in prison due to him. 280 00:18:28,548 --> 00:18:29,757 I'll let them know. 281 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:33,010 I gotta do my homework and positively I.D. this guy. 282 00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:34,721 I thought it was him. 283 00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:37,014 I haven't seen him in 12 years. 284 00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,768 I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight. 285 00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:49,944 You think I'm a schnorrer? 286 00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:51,612 A who? 287 00:18:51,821 --> 00:18:56,576 Yiddish. Means somebody who always shows up in time for free grub. 288 00:18:57,243 --> 00:18:58,870 No, you're here a lot. 289 00:18:59,162 --> 00:19:01,539 But you're a man, you like to eat. 290 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,835 I can't get over you with that Yiddish. 291 00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:10,923 My neighborhood in Yonkers was mixed Jewish and Italian, you know? 292 00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:13,176 A heady brew. 293 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:14,927 What does that mean, "heady"? 294 00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:19,140 You know, melting pot. Vigor. 295 00:19:20,016 --> 00:19:21,934 [PHONE RINGS] 296 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,148 Hello. 297 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,108 MELFI: I'm calling for Tony Soprano. 298 00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,610 Cajun stuffed olives? 299 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,277 CARMELA: Who can I say is calling? 300 00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:32,780 This is Dr. Melfi. 301 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,198 His nurse? 302 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,242 No, is this Mrs. Soprano? 303 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,576 CARMELA: That's right, and you are? 304 00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:41,622 Jennifer Melfi. Dr. Melfi? 305 00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:44,208 Jennifer, lovely name. 306 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,627 He's not home. 307 00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:50,047 Could I impose on you to tell him 308 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:54,384 I need to reschedule Monday's appointment? I'm down with the flu. 309 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,969 Does he have your number? 310 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,846 Let me give it to you. 311 00:19:58,055 --> 00:20:00,557 I lost my pencil, up his ass. 312 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,476 I'll tell him you called. 313 00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:12,653 Why does he have to lie? 314 00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:16,448 Why couldn't he tell me his therapist is a woman? 315 00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:19,660 Maybe he did tell you, and you didn't hear him. 316 00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:23,580 Why wouldn't he tell me, unless he's screwing her? 317 00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,999 Carmela, please. 318 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,627 I thought he was changing. 319 00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:33,423 I thought therapy would help clear up the fucking freak show in his head. 320 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,301 I'm sure you're wrong about them. 321 00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:39,179 Therapy is a start. It's a good start. 322 00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:42,599 But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul. 323 00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:45,978 He'll need help from other sources to repair that. 324 00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,605 Then you talk to him! You help him! 325 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,899 But, well, there you go. 326 00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,026 I mean, will he listen? 327 00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:57,614 He must be a very unhappy man. 328 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:02,369 He's unhappy?! Sleep is my number one… Ah, shit! 329 00:21:03,954 --> 00:21:05,664 Why go into it? 330 00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:14,047 [MAN AND WOMAN LAUGHING] 331 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,219 [WATER GURGLES] 332 00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:30,981 -DAUGHTER: Mommy! -WIFE: Yes, bear? 333 00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:33,481 DAUGHTER: Would you put me to bed? I'm scared. 334 00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:35,235 WIFE: Sure, honey, hold on. 335 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,744 -PETERS: I thought she was sleeping. -WIFE: Well, she woke up. 336 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,909 Daddy's gonna come too. We'll both put you to bed. 337 00:21:42,117 --> 00:21:43,911 -Hurry, Daddy. -PETERS: Yeah, yeah. 338 00:21:44,244 --> 00:21:46,163 [TOY SQUEAKS] 339 00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:53,045 [DOG BARKS] 340 00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,473 [CAR STARTS] 341 00:22:18,987 --> 00:22:22,157 PHIL: These red pepper flakes make all the difference. 342 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:23,867 Spicy. 343 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:29,206 As good as Willem Dafoe was, I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him. 344 00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,291 Could you pass the cheese? 345 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,044 Not that he didn't do well, 346 00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:36,088 but the story's confusing. 347 00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:38,799 He gets down off the cross? 348 00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:43,553 Originally, Bobby D. was to have that role. 349 00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:45,055 Really? 350 00:22:46,014 --> 00:22:47,224 Different picture. 351 00:22:47,516 --> 00:22:49,267 Oh, totally. 352 00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:52,813 "You talking to me, Pilate? 353 00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:56,316 You must be talking to me. I don't see nobody else here 354 00:22:56,566 --> 00:22:59,069 except Barabbas, here." 355 00:22:59,569 --> 00:23:01,321 You know what's remarkable? 356 00:23:01,571 --> 00:23:04,449 If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up 357 00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:06,743 it amounts to two hours of talk. 358 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,161 No! 359 00:23:08,412 --> 00:23:10,914 I heard the same thing about the Beatles. 360 00:23:11,164 --> 00:23:14,751 Except if you add up all their songs, it comes to 10 hours. 361 00:23:18,255 --> 00:23:19,881 Yes. 362 00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:25,387 It wasn't just what Christ said, it was his deeds. 363 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,973 See, that's my question. 364 00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:31,893 I understand what he did, but a lot of what he said, I don't get. 365 00:23:32,436 --> 00:23:37,149 Like, "The sun rises on the just and the unjust alike?" Why? 366 00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:39,943 Because, Christ was saying that we're all… 367 00:23:40,193 --> 00:23:42,779 Whores will go to Heaven before the righteous? 368 00:23:43,613 --> 00:23:44,990 That's not right. 369 00:23:45,198 --> 00:23:48,201 Father, we got some major contradictions here. 370 00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,789 It's about love. See it that way. 371 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,624 What does that mean? 372 00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:56,585 It means 373 00:23:56,918 --> 00:24:00,797 hopefully someday we will learn to tolerate 374 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,176 accept and forgive those that are different. 375 00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,015 Change through love. 376 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,150 Well. 377 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,361 I better get going. 378 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:25,320 Where you going? You just got here. 379 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,990 It's getting late. 380 00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:29,242 Well, it's pouring rain out. 381 00:24:29,493 --> 00:24:32,871 I know you love the DVD player. I got Remains of the Day. 382 00:24:34,289 --> 00:24:37,084 See, do I know you? 383 00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:39,586 Anything with Emma Thompson. 384 00:24:39,795 --> 00:24:41,755 I didn't know you looked. 385 00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:43,256 What? 386 00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:46,968 To take in through the eyes a beautiful woman 387 00:24:47,427 --> 00:24:52,057 is that different than a sunset? A Douglas fir? 388 00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:54,601 Or any of God's handiwork? 389 00:25:05,362 --> 00:25:07,948 [BELL RINGS] 390 00:25:45,694 --> 00:25:47,904 -Hey, Fred. -Tanky, what do you say? 391 00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:50,405 You gonna give away homemade cheese this year? 392 00:25:50,574 --> 00:25:52,993 For what they get for cream, I don't know. 393 00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:57,372 Tank, anybody been looking for me or asking any questions about me? 394 00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:59,249 Big guy, New York sounding? 395 00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:01,001 Is there a problem? 396 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:06,423 No. Dipshit hit me with his boat while I was tubing on Caribou Lake. 397 00:26:06,756 --> 00:26:08,341 Claims it was my fault. 398 00:26:08,592 --> 00:26:11,178 If he shows up, do you want me to call? 399 00:26:11,761 --> 00:26:14,181 Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that, thanks. 400 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,248 No one's asking for you, Fred. 401 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,375 All right, Vitus. Thanks. 402 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,337 TONY: Hello, rat. 403 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,127 Please leave me alone. 404 00:28:48,377 --> 00:28:50,755 Why won't you show me your book? 405 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:53,424 This is my private time. You're invading it. 406 00:28:53,674 --> 00:28:55,259 Oh, is that so? 407 00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:58,429 -EMMA: I'm invading your private time? -ANTHONY: Yes. 408 00:28:59,597 --> 00:29:03,434 EMMA: What's in that book? Come on, let me see. 409 00:29:04,935 --> 00:29:07,813 Or are you protecting me, is that what you're doing? 410 00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:10,524 Would I be shocked? 411 00:29:12,526 --> 00:29:14,278 Would it ruin my character? 412 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,116 Let me see it. 413 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:27,249 [PRIES FINGERS] 414 00:29:40,554 --> 00:29:42,848 Father, turn it off. I can't handle it. 415 00:29:43,724 --> 00:29:46,227 What? What is it? 416 00:29:46,477 --> 00:29:49,063 Oh, Father, I'm a terrible person. 417 00:29:49,605 --> 00:29:54,318 Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman. 418 00:29:54,568 --> 00:29:57,780 It's been building in me. I need to get it out. 419 00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,740 There's so much in me, I… 420 00:30:00,658 --> 00:30:05,371 -I want to… -Carmela, if I can help, please. 421 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:10,376 How? 422 00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:18,801 How long since you last confessed? 423 00:30:22,263 --> 00:30:23,973 I, uh… 424 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,058 If you'd like, I can do this. 425 00:30:29,186 --> 00:30:30,604 You mean here? Now? 426 00:30:31,021 --> 00:30:35,818 The whole world is God's house. He hears and sees everything. 427 00:31:01,343 --> 00:31:04,555 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 428 00:31:05,139 --> 00:31:09,643 It has been four weeks since my last confession… What am I talking about? 429 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,353 That's a lie. 430 00:31:11,562 --> 00:31:15,399 I haven't truly confessed in 20 years. 431 00:31:18,402 --> 00:31:20,196 Go on. 432 00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:23,073 I have forsaken… 433 00:31:25,409 --> 00:31:29,205 What is right for what is easy. 434 00:31:33,042 --> 00:31:36,629 Allowing what I know is evil in my house. 435 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,508 Allowing my children 436 00:31:40,716 --> 00:31:44,386 oh, my God, my sweet children, to be a part of it. 437 00:31:45,179 --> 00:31:47,181 Because I wanted things for them. 438 00:31:47,431 --> 00:31:50,809 Wanted a better life. Good schools. 439 00:31:51,018 --> 00:31:53,312 I wanted this house. 440 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:58,317 I wanted money in my hands, money to buy anything I ever wanted. 441 00:31:58,609 --> 00:32:00,277 I'm so ashamed. 442 00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,955 My husband… 443 00:32:12,456 --> 00:32:15,960 I think he has committed horrible acts. 444 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:21,465 I think he has… You know all about him, Father Phil. 445 00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,802 I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. 446 00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:29,557 I got a bad feeling. 447 00:32:31,392 --> 00:32:34,353 It's a matter of time before God compensates me 448 00:32:34,562 --> 00:32:36,647 with outrage for my sins. 449 00:32:53,706 --> 00:32:55,624 All right, come on. 450 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,668 [MEADOW GROANS] 451 00:32:57,918 --> 00:33:00,629 TONY: Oh, tequila breath. 452 00:33:00,838 --> 00:33:01,839 Sorry, Dad. 453 00:33:02,131 --> 00:33:04,341 It's all right. Just hang on to me. 454 00:33:04,842 --> 00:33:07,845 TONY: Throw up on that dress, I'll have to tell Mom. 455 00:33:08,345 --> 00:33:11,807 MEADOW: This guy was giving me tequila shooters. 456 00:33:15,352 --> 00:33:18,480 Oh, God, everything is spinning. 457 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,734 -You're not mad, are you? -A little bit. 458 00:33:21,984 --> 00:33:24,277 -WOMAN: Where are the keys? -MAN: I gave them to you. 459 00:33:24,361 --> 00:33:25,779 TONY: Supposed to be. 460 00:33:26,196 --> 00:33:28,699 -I love you, Dad. -I know. 461 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,670 You must truly repent. 462 00:33:41,879 --> 00:33:44,757 Genuinely and honestly. 463 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:51,221 In the future you must renounce these actions, and God will absolve you. 464 00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:57,227 I don't know, Father. I'll try. 465 00:33:59,063 --> 00:34:01,231 But I still love him. 466 00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:04,902 I believe he can be a good man. 467 00:34:05,152 --> 00:34:08,530 Then you help change him into a better man. 468 00:34:08,739 --> 00:34:11,158 Then you will have done good in God's eyes. 469 00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:17,373 You should take Communion. 470 00:34:19,249 --> 00:34:20,626 Yeah. 471 00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:37,183 CARMELA: Why do you have that? 472 00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:42,022 PHIL: Unfortunately I had to say Mass for someone in intensive care. 473 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:50,948 Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee. 474 00:34:51,907 --> 00:34:55,786 -But just say the word… -And I will be healed. 475 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,936 This is the body of Christ. It was broken for you. 476 00:35:32,741 --> 00:35:35,660 This is the blood of Christ. 477 00:35:36,578 --> 00:35:38,496 It was shed for you. 478 00:35:49,048 --> 00:35:51,342 [GULPS] 479 00:36:01,019 --> 00:36:04,856 Accept the spirit of Christ, our Lord and Savior. 480 00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:07,358 Amen. 481 00:36:08,026 --> 00:36:12,197 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 482 00:36:31,674 --> 00:36:33,259 Dad? 483 00:36:34,469 --> 00:36:37,639 CHRIS: I booked a seat on a Boston flight. Tomorrow, 4:00. 484 00:36:38,139 --> 00:36:40,475 -Best I could get. -Don't come. 485 00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,436 I'll make sure you're gone before it happens. 486 00:36:43,686 --> 00:36:46,064 -We won't ever meet. -This is my thing. 487 00:36:46,564 --> 00:36:50,485 I am your soldier. This is my duty like we're always talking about. 488 00:36:50,693 --> 00:36:52,570 The way this went down 489 00:36:53,196 --> 00:36:55,990 this is my call. I'll vouch for this myself. 490 00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:59,410 Clipping a rat puts me a cunt-hair away from being made. 491 00:36:59,661 --> 00:37:02,914 He might've recognized me at the gas station. He could I am. 492 00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:04,374 [DOOR OPENS] 493 00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:08,962 You stay put. End of discussion. 494 00:37:11,256 --> 00:37:13,258 Why are you using the pay phone? 495 00:37:13,508 --> 00:37:15,426 These walls are like paper. 496 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,179 -Please don't lie to me. -Go back to bed. 497 00:37:18,429 --> 00:37:20,849 Lying down made me throw up. 498 00:37:24,018 --> 00:37:26,604 [PHONE RINGS] 499 00:37:51,296 --> 00:37:52,797 Hello. 500 00:37:53,047 --> 00:37:55,049 Oh, hi, honey. 501 00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:58,803 Oh, yeah. Was it fun? 502 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:01,890 Oh, good. 503 00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,937 You want to sleep over there? 504 00:38:11,232 --> 00:38:13,818 Okay. Love you. 505 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,593 That was A.J. 506 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:43,181 -He's sleeping over. -I see. 507 00:38:46,184 --> 00:38:50,480 -At a friend's house. -Oh. 508 00:38:53,691 --> 00:38:56,694 The Pucillos. I don't know if you know them. 509 00:38:58,154 --> 00:38:59,447 No. 510 00:39:02,158 --> 00:39:03,201 Oh. 511 00:39:05,578 --> 00:39:06,746 Oh. 512 00:39:07,038 --> 00:39:08,831 -I… -What? 513 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:11,876 Are you all right? 514 00:39:23,304 --> 00:39:25,014 Father Phil? 515 00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:27,100 Are you all right? 516 00:39:27,558 --> 00:39:29,852 [VOMITS] 517 00:39:44,409 --> 00:39:46,411 [PHONE RINGS] 518 00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,959 Hello? 519 00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,336 Hello? 520 00:39:57,922 --> 00:39:59,841 [DIAL TONE] 521 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:36,127 Ow! Don't! 522 00:40:38,004 --> 00:40:39,839 You want to stop and get a beer? 523 00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:53,686 TONY: You need this thing? 524 00:41:29,055 --> 00:41:31,849 I'll pick you up in a little while. Knock 'em dead. 525 00:41:32,391 --> 00:41:35,228 -Aren't you coming in? -I left my watch at the motel. 526 00:41:35,478 --> 00:41:37,522 I'll catch up to you later. 527 00:41:38,523 --> 00:41:40,399 Grab me a student paper. 528 00:41:40,691 --> 00:41:42,693 [TIRES SCREECH] 529 00:41:49,492 --> 00:41:51,035 [CLEARS THROAT] 530 00:41:51,244 --> 00:41:53,871 [PHIL GROANS] 531 00:42:27,697 --> 00:42:29,824 You should have some coffee. 532 00:42:33,494 --> 00:42:35,955 -Last night… -Yeah. 533 00:42:37,707 --> 00:42:40,084 We didn't do anything out of line. 534 00:42:40,293 --> 00:42:42,712 There's nothing to apologize about. 535 00:42:44,673 --> 00:42:46,675 -Right. -That's right. 536 00:42:49,845 --> 00:42:52,973 I should get dressed. Get going. 537 00:42:53,182 --> 00:42:55,267 Anthony Jr. will be home soon. 538 00:42:55,475 --> 00:42:59,521 Oh, my God. My car's been out there all night in plain sight. 539 00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:02,191 We didn't do anything wrong. 540 00:43:02,441 --> 00:43:05,194 Is there a commandment against eating ziti? 541 00:43:06,945 --> 00:43:08,989 Take a shower, get dressed. 542 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,451 Don't forget your sacrament kit, whatever. 543 00:43:13,619 --> 00:43:15,287 [DOOR OPENS] 544 00:43:15,454 --> 00:43:17,456 A.J.: I'm home! 545 00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:23,128 Carmela. 546 00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:27,299 I don't know where to begin. 547 00:43:31,637 --> 00:43:35,641 It's not that I don't have desire for you in my heart. 548 00:43:35,974 --> 00:43:37,351 Madonna, Father, please. 549 00:43:37,643 --> 00:43:41,480 Last night was one of the most difficult tests from God ever. 550 00:43:41,813 --> 00:43:44,191 What are you talking about? We're friends. 551 00:43:46,610 --> 00:43:49,154 -What's that look? -What, I look some way? 552 00:43:54,868 --> 00:43:58,372 I was just thinking about when we watched Casablanca last week. 553 00:43:59,248 --> 00:44:01,625 That new print is great, huh? 554 00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:07,464 "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world, why'd you have to pick mine?" 555 00:44:09,341 --> 00:44:13,971 Of all the finocchi priests, why did I get the one who's straight? 556 00:44:16,473 --> 00:44:18,141 Carmela. 557 00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:20,852 Come on, it's a joke. 558 00:44:42,165 --> 00:44:45,419 I would have done it myself, but some people came along. 559 00:44:45,877 --> 00:44:49,006 Anyway, listen. It's a gray Town Car, new model. 560 00:44:49,589 --> 00:44:51,466 Pick him up on the Colby campus. 561 00:44:51,717 --> 00:44:53,510 Where on the Colby campus? 562 00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:56,805 His kid's applying, the fucking admissions office. 563 00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:59,266 -Oh. -You follow him. 564 00:44:59,516 --> 00:45:02,644 Outside of town, you pull up alongside, boom! 12-gauge. 565 00:45:03,228 --> 00:45:04,646 -Fuck that. -Do it, 566 00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:07,566 or you'll never get another bag off me. 567 00:45:12,904 --> 00:45:15,741 No, no, no. Fuck that. Fuck that! 568 00:45:15,991 --> 00:45:18,618 Want the cops to know who burnt the Historical House? 569 00:45:18,910 --> 00:45:21,580 Fuck you, fuckwad! 570 00:45:21,872 --> 00:45:25,751 We were volunteer firemen together, asshole! I know! 571 00:45:25,959 --> 00:45:28,337 [TIRES SQUEALING] 572 00:45:35,594 --> 00:45:37,429 Yeah, is Dougy in? 573 00:45:39,264 --> 00:45:41,183 [TWIG SNAPS] 574 00:45:46,438 --> 00:45:49,483 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 575 00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:58,343 [TWIG SNAPS] 576 00:47:21,992 --> 00:47:24,035 [TWIG SNAPS] 577 00:47:28,707 --> 00:47:31,460 [PETERS GROANS] 578 00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:35,255 -Good morning, rat. -Who are you? What is this? 579 00:47:35,547 --> 00:47:37,757 Don't make me laugh. You fuck! 580 00:47:38,049 --> 00:47:39,843 Teddy, there must be something… 581 00:47:40,135 --> 00:47:42,637 It's Tony. Know how much trouble you're in? 582 00:47:43,054 --> 00:47:45,348 You took an oath and you broke it. 583 00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:48,226 I could have killed you outside the motel. 584 00:47:48,477 --> 00:47:50,061 Your daughter was drunk. 585 00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:51,730 I was in the parking lot. 586 00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:55,358 I didn't do it because of her. I told myself: 587 00:47:55,859 --> 00:47:58,236 "It's just a coincidence 588 00:47:58,487 --> 00:48:01,156 -he's taking her to college." -With wiseguys 589 00:48:01,406 --> 00:48:03,074 the hustle never ends. 590 00:48:03,283 --> 00:48:05,994 If you'd shot me, your life would have been over. 591 00:48:06,244 --> 00:48:07,913 Please. I'm begging you. 592 00:48:10,415 --> 00:48:12,209 Jimmy says hello from hell! 593 00:48:15,921 --> 00:48:18,048 [GROANS] 594 00:48:24,763 --> 00:48:26,765 [GRUNTS] 595 00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:55,168 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 596 00:49:07,556 --> 00:49:11,309 [PHONE RINGS] 597 00:49:13,895 --> 00:49:16,314 [DUCKS QUACKING] 598 00:49:45,927 --> 00:49:47,137 Where've you been? 599 00:49:47,387 --> 00:49:50,682 The motel didn't have the watch. I went to the restaurant. 600 00:49:50,932 --> 00:49:53,435 I had to wait for them to open. 601 00:49:53,685 --> 00:49:55,478 The restaurant had your watch? 602 00:49:55,687 --> 00:49:59,024 I took it off in the bathroom while I washed my hands. 603 00:49:59,357 --> 00:50:01,568 You ready? You'll be late for Bowdoin. 604 00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:17,959 What's up with that? 605 00:50:21,588 --> 00:50:24,591 Oh, the restaurant. 606 00:50:24,841 --> 00:50:27,552 I tried the back door and there were puddles. 607 00:50:31,307 --> 00:50:33,017 It was dumb, I know. 608 00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,483 Your hand is bleeding! 609 00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,818 You saw that man, didn't you? 610 00:50:43,402 --> 00:50:46,906 I cut it on a screen door. What man? 611 00:50:47,198 --> 00:50:49,283 The man you said you didn't know. 612 00:50:49,992 --> 00:50:51,577 What do you think happened? 613 00:50:51,827 --> 00:50:53,704 I don't know. A fight? 614 00:50:53,913 --> 00:50:56,290 You're making it a big deal, and you don't know! 615 00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:59,418 You were on the pay phone again at 1 a.m.! 616 00:50:59,585 --> 00:51:02,171 I was on the pay phone at 1 a.m.? 617 00:51:02,421 --> 00:51:04,131 Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo. 618 00:51:04,382 --> 00:51:08,928 You can't remember what happened. You were seeing pink elephants! 619 00:51:09,887 --> 00:51:12,139 I warned you not to drink. 620 00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:19,355 Dad, you're being honest with me, right? 621 00:51:19,605 --> 00:51:21,273 You're gonna hurt my feelings. 622 00:51:23,359 --> 00:51:25,277 We have that kind of relationship. 623 00:51:25,569 --> 00:51:30,616 That's right. We do or we don't. It takes two to tango. 624 00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,162 -Dad… -What? 625 00:51:41,502 --> 00:51:42,795 Nothing. 626 00:51:50,594 --> 00:51:51,679 I love you. 627 00:51:53,222 --> 00:51:54,890 I love you too. 628 00:52:01,397 --> 00:52:02,982 -Where's my paper? -I forgot. 629 00:52:03,232 --> 00:52:04,275 She forgot. 630 00:52:11,282 --> 00:52:13,367 Miss Soprano. Come on in. 631 00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:19,248 Shall we talk about your future? 632 00:52:41,187 --> 00:52:43,355 [DOOR OPENS] 633 00:52:43,564 --> 00:52:46,317 [MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH WALKMAN] 634 00:52:46,567 --> 00:52:48,527 STUDENT: He's our most famous alumnus. 635 00:53:09,256 --> 00:53:12,760 Oh, here they are. The two Ivy Leaguers! 636 00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:14,637 How was it? Want to eat? 637 00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:17,264 It was good. I gotta call Hunter. 638 00:53:17,431 --> 00:53:18,474 TONY: Hey. 639 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,270 -Gee, she spared me no boring detail. -MEADOW: I'll be back! 640 00:53:23,479 --> 00:53:26,023 What a trip. I'm beat. 641 00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:29,026 What, New England? It's so gorgeous. 642 00:53:29,485 --> 00:53:32,154 You still sound nasal, but you look better. 643 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,448 Any cold pasta? 644 00:53:34,698 --> 00:53:37,159 There was some ziti, but it got eaten. 645 00:53:38,702 --> 00:53:40,788 The whole tray? From last Sunday? 646 00:53:42,456 --> 00:53:44,667 Monsignor Jughead was here. 647 00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:48,838 If you are referring to Father Intintola, yes, he was. 648 00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:53,425 -He spent the night here. -Yeah, right. 649 00:53:54,009 --> 00:53:55,511 Okay. 650 00:53:58,597 --> 00:54:01,392 The priest spent the night here? What happened? 651 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,435 -Nothing. -Where was Anthony? 652 00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:05,521 Sleeping over at Jason's. 653 00:54:06,146 --> 00:54:10,025 The priest spent the night here, nothing happened. 654 00:54:10,317 --> 00:54:14,738 -You're telling me this because…? -You might hear something. 655 00:54:14,989 --> 00:54:17,116 His car was out front all night. 656 00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:21,537 You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about. 657 00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:30,254 What'd you guys do for 12 hours, play "Name That Pope"? 658 00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:35,217 -He gave me Communion. -I'll bet he gave you Communion. 659 00:54:35,467 --> 00:54:36,468 Excuse me? 660 00:54:36,802 --> 00:54:40,598 The guy spends the night here, and all he does is slip you a wafer? 661 00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:44,143 -That's verging on sacrilege. -I didn't mean to verge. 662 00:54:44,393 --> 00:54:46,979 -Do you think I'm lying? -It sounds… 663 00:54:47,187 --> 00:54:51,984 Would I have told you if we did? Do I look like the frigging Thorn Bird? 664 00:54:54,111 --> 00:54:56,572 He's a fag. That's it. 665 00:54:57,364 --> 00:55:00,075 Otherwise, I gotta question what I'm hearing. 666 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,828 Tony, you are a sketch. 667 00:55:06,457 --> 00:55:10,210 Oh, by the way, your therapist called. 668 00:55:11,128 --> 00:55:12,504 Jennifer? 669 00:55:17,343 --> 00:55:18,552 Carm! 670 00:55:20,346 --> 00:55:24,058 I thought you'd think it was weird if I saw a woman psychiatrist. 671 00:55:25,935 --> 00:55:30,481 Carm, come on! It's just therapy, that's all! We just talk!