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[BELLS RINGING]
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How'd it go?
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They've got a 48 to 52
male-female ratio, which is great.
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A strong liberal arts program
and the Olin Arts Center for music.
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The usual programs
abroad are China, India…
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You're just applying.
Already you're leaving?
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It's an option, Dad. Junior year.
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What'll you study in India?
How not to get diarrhea?
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They don't require SAT
scores, but mine are high.
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Socially, I don't know.
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I heard there's a saying:
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"Bates is the world's most
expensive form of contraception."
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What kind of talk is that?
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The girls at the other colleges put out?
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Oh, my God.
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It's pretty, huh?
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Yeah.
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Two to go. Colby up.
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Dad, how come you didn't finish college?
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I had a semester and
a half at Seton Hall.
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Yeah, and…?
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My parents didn't stress college.
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They were working-class people.
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How come they were anti-education?
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They weren't "anti."
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You can't lay it all off on them.
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I got into trouble when I was a kid.
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-I heard.
-You did?
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FEMALE VOICE [ON RADIO]: In
Waterville, dine at the Stone House.
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Serving the freshest Maine lobsters.
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Come see our new salad
bar, featuring a wonderful…
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[CHANGES RADIO STATIONS]
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[TURNS OFF RADIO]
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Are you in the Mafia?
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Am I in the what?
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Whatever, organized crime?
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That's crap. Who told you that?
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I've lived in the house all my life.
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I've seen police come, I've
seen you go out at 3 a.m.
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You never seen Doc Cusamano
go out at 3 a.m. on a call?
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The Cusamano kids ever find $50,000,
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and a .45 while hunting for Easter eggs?
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In the waste management business,
everybody assumes you're mobbed up.
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It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
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You're the last person
I want to perpetuate it.
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Fine.
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There is no Mafia.
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All right, look
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Med, you're a grown woman.
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Almost.
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Some of my money
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comes from illegal gambling and whatnot.
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How does that make you feel?
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At least you don't keep
denying it like Mom.
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Kids in school think it's neat.
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Seen The Godfather, right?
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Casino we like. Sharon
Stone, '70s clothes, pills.
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I'm not asking about those
bums. I'm asking about you.
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Sometimes I wish you
were like other dads.
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But then like,
Mr. Scangarelo, for example.
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An advertising executive for
big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh.
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-So many dads are full of shit.
-I'm not?
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You finally told the truth about this.
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Look, Med, part of my income
comes from legitimate businesses.
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The stock market…
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Look, Dad, please. Don't
start mealy-mouthing.
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[TURNS ON RADIO]
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How's my sweetheart?
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IRINA: I'm so pissed, I can hardly see.
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You getting the flu?
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No. That's my cousin, Svetlana.
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The amputee?
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Two months she's only in America,
and she's already getting married.
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You knew the deal. I got
two kids. We talked about this.
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Yes, and a wife whenever you
want. What do I have in my life?
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Am I glad I called.
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Fuck you, then! Hang up!
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How are the whirlpool jets?
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Don't throw up in my
face things you buy me.
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Her prosthetic leg
fell off in a Gap store,
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and he carries her out like a knight
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in a white satin armor.
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I gotta go, my daughter's coming.
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Jesus!
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How you feeling?
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Better, actually. Fever
just broke. I miss you two.
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-How's the interviews going?
-Good, real good.
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Did she like Bates?
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Anything to get her
off of this Berkeley kick.
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What the fuck?
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Tony?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Look, I'll call you from the motel.
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[CAR STARTS]
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Meadow! Come on!
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[CAR STARTS]
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[ENGINE SQUEALS]
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-Come on, get in.
-Okay, okay, what's the rush?
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Jesus, Dad!
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What's going on?
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I think I saw an old friend.
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You know that guy?
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Maybe not. Probably not.
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Then what?
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Dad, slow down!
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[CAR HONKS]
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-Jesus, what's with you?!
-It's all right.
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DRIVER: Fucking maniac!
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-What's going on?
-Just fooling around.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Colby! Turn!
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Colby! Turn left, it's left!
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Dad!
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That's because you're talking.
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This gets us to Colby anyhow.
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Dad, that's our motel.
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Our motel's right there.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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-Did you know that guy?
-It wasn't him.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Bada Bing.
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Take this number down.
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Now? It's pouring.
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207-555-0185.
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Bonjour. Room service est arrivé.
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Why, thank you, kind sir.
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[THUNDER]
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What? You said poached eggs.
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You're not eating, after all that work?
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My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
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Why don't you go over
to Jason's, play Nintendo.
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Nope, no kisses. Cooties.
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Okay.
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Oh, motherfucker.
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Motherfucking shit.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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I'm not sure, but I think
I saw Fabian Petrulio.
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-Refresh my memory.
-Before your time?
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Made guy, flipped 10 years
ago. He got busted for peddling H.
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Took out a lot of people.
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People from our outfit.
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My old man was sick. He
never recovered when he heard.
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You saw this guy?
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I'm saying I think I
did, but I'm not sure.
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Up in Maine? What the fuck?
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He was in the witness-protection
program. Then they kicked him out.
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He goes to colleges and gets paid
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to talk about what a big Mafioso he was.
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Piece of shit.
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We partied, but Jackie
Aprile knew him good.
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They did time in Lewisburg.
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You know that bust in
his rec room with Sinatra?
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Febbie made it in a prison workshop.
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That was Frank? I always
thought it was Shaquille.
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Fucker needs to practice on lips.
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I know. Anyway, run these plates for me.
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Go ahead.
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"Maine, DX66920," call you
back tonight at ten, all right?
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MEADOW: What's wrong
with the phone in your room?
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Nothing. Just taking a walk,
saw it, figured I'd call Christopher.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
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Everything okay?
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They got a leak in the roof, all right?
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[GIGGLING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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-Who is it?
-PHIL: Father Phil.
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Just a second. Oh, Jesus.
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[THUNDER]
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-Oh, my God. Look at you!
-I hope I'm not barging in.
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No. I was watching TV.
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I was at the clothing drive. I
thought you were in Maine.
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Your Moschino peddle-pusher
suit, it flew out of there.
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Good, good, good!
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Anyway, Jean Cusamano said you were ill.
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Yes, I was. The flu
that was going around.
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-Yipes!
-Yeah, I still have a little fever.
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I also have a confession to make, Carm.
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[CARMELA COUGHS]
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I have a jones for your baked ziti.
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I have some in the
freezer. I can reheat it.
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It's so much better that way.
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-The mozzarella gets nice and chewy.
-I like that.
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I was having some Fernet.
Would you like something?
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Some wine, if it's open.
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So how's Med and Tony's trip going?
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I should know? He doesn't have
time to talk to me for two minutes.
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Stop staring. Why are you doing that?
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It's an exciting time.
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I can't tell you how proud I am.
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A real student at Casa Soprano.
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And she looks like a
model out of Italian Vogue.
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Italian, Italian, Italian. Thank you.
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You're up to something.
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How'd you get so cynical?
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[KIDS LAUGHING]
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That stuff we talked about.
How's that sitting with you?
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Not like I wasn't 90% sure already.
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What about your brother? Does he know?
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I think so.
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There was a time when Italian
people didn't have a lot of options.
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You mean like Mario Cuomo?
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Sorry.
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I put food on the table.
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My father was in it, my uncle was in it.
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Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself.
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Considered myself a rebel.
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Being a rebel in my family would
have been selling patio furniture.
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In college, nothing interested you?
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I barely got in.
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Well, I kind of liked history.
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Yeah?
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Napoleon, The Roman Empire.
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The Potsdam Conference, that stuff.
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The Potsdam Conference?
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-Potsdamned if I know now.
-Oh, my God.
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I have something to tell you.
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Yeah?
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You're not…?
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No. Jesus.
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A couple of weeks ago, me and
some friends, we were doing speed.
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-We did a lot for a while.
-You what?
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It was just between homework and
SATs and the general pressure of life…
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We needed something.
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-That crap'll kill you!
-I know.
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I ought to slap you. Where'd you get it?
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If I knew I'd get a lecture,
I wouldn't have told.
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Reality check! What do you
think I'd say? Where did you get it?
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I'm not telling. Especially
after this reaction.
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Why did you tell me?
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You were honest with me today.
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I won't do it again. It got too scary.
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Jesus, right under my nose.
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You'd think you'd know.
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No, Dad. You won't.
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Well, I'm glad you told
me. In spite of everything.
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I'm glad too. I'm glad we
have that kind of relationship.
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[FIRE CRACKLES]
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Tony hates building fires.
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We have this beautiful fireplace
with logs from when Lincoln split them.
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Fear of fire is good to keep out of hell.
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Well, maybe there is hope for him.
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I got something for you. It's
what we were talking about.
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The chapter on Buddhism is spectacular.
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But I don't want you going over to them.
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Fat chance. I could never just sit
on the floor and think of nothing.
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-Thank you.
-Sure.
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You'll see how Islam has gotten
a bad rap in current culture…
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Boy, this Chianti, though,
is beyond reproach.
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Word up.
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-Dad.
-I thought you fell in.
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This is Carrie and Lucinda.
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They go to Colby.
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Why not hang out with them?
256
00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:18,728
Dad.
257
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,120
What better way to
learn about the college?
258
00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:23,399
Yeah, maybe.
259
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,234
No, that'd be cool.
260
00:17:25,526 --> 00:17:26,736
Please excuse him.
261
00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:29,530
No, really, we love to dish the school.
262
00:17:30,865 --> 00:17:33,242
-Go ahead.
-Okay.
263
00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:36,788
No drinking. Girls, you
see that she sticks to Cokes.
264
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:40,416
I'll come back in an
hour and a half. Be good.
265
00:17:43,086 --> 00:17:45,421
[PHONE RINGS]
266
00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:50,259
-TONY: What have you got?
-Wet shoes.
267
00:17:50,426 --> 00:17:53,429
Don't want to work in the
rain, try out for the Yankees.
268
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:56,015
The car is registered to Fredrick Peters
269
00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:59,060
38 Washington Street, Waterville, Maine.
270
00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:01,437
It's off Route 201. I looked it up.
271
00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:06,109
Fredrick Peters, Fabian
Petrulio. Good match, huh?
272
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,946
I guess, I don't know. T,
what are you going to do?
273
00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:13,908
I don't know. I got Meadow here.
274
00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,410
Jesus.
275
00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,204
CHRIS: If you want, I'll
fly up and take care of it.
276
00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:20,415
Ah, you're a good kid.
277
00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:23,000
You stay put. Call Pussy or Paulie.
278
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,795
-They can but I can't?
-Don't be sensitive.
279
00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:28,256
They had a friend die
in prison due to him.
280
00:18:28,548 --> 00:18:29,757
I'll let them know.
281
00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:33,010
I gotta do my homework
and positively I.D. this guy.
282
00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:34,721
I thought it was him.
283
00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:37,014
I haven't seen him in 12 years.
284
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,768
I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight.
285
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:49,944
You think I'm a schnorrer?
286
00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:51,612
A who?
287
00:18:51,821 --> 00:18:56,576
Yiddish. Means somebody who
always shows up in time for free grub.
288
00:18:57,243 --> 00:18:58,870
No, you're here a lot.
289
00:18:59,162 --> 00:19:01,539
But you're a man, you like to eat.
290
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,835
I can't get over you with that Yiddish.
291
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:10,923
My neighborhood in Yonkers was
mixed Jewish and Italian, you know?
292
00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:13,176
A heady brew.
293
00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:14,927
What does that mean, "heady"?
294
00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:19,140
You know, melting pot. Vigor.
295
00:19:20,016 --> 00:19:21,934
[PHONE RINGS]
296
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,148
Hello.
297
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,108
MELFI: I'm calling for Tony Soprano.
298
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,610
Cajun stuffed olives?
299
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,277
CARMELA: Who can I say is calling?
300
00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:32,780
This is Dr. Melfi.
301
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,198
His nurse?
302
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,242
No, is this Mrs. Soprano?
303
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,576
CARMELA: That's right, and you are?
304
00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:41,622
Jennifer Melfi. Dr. Melfi?
305
00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:44,208
Jennifer, lovely name.
306
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,627
He's not home.
307
00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:50,047
Could I impose on you to tell him
308
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:54,384
I need to reschedule Monday's
appointment? I'm down with the flu.
309
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,969
Does he have your number?
310
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,846
Let me give it to you.
311
00:19:58,055 --> 00:20:00,557
I lost my pencil, up his ass.
312
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,476
I'll tell him you called.
313
00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:12,653
Why does he have to lie?
314
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:16,448
Why couldn't he tell me
his therapist is a woman?
315
00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:19,660
Maybe he did tell you,
and you didn't hear him.
316
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:23,580
Why wouldn't he tell me,
unless he's screwing her?
317
00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,999
Carmela, please.
318
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,627
I thought he was changing.
319
00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:33,423
I thought therapy would help clear
up the fucking freak show in his head.
320
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,301
I'm sure you're wrong about them.
321
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:39,179
Therapy is a start. It's a good start.
322
00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:42,599
But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul.
323
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:45,978
He'll need help from
other sources to repair that.
324
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,605
Then you talk to him! You help him!
325
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,899
But, well, there you go.
326
00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,026
I mean, will he listen?
327
00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:57,614
He must be a very unhappy man.
328
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:02,369
He's unhappy?! Sleep is
my number one… Ah, shit!
329
00:21:03,954 --> 00:21:05,664
Why go into it?
330
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:14,047
[MAN AND WOMAN LAUGHING]
331
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,219
[WATER GURGLES]
332
00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:30,981
-DAUGHTER: Mommy!
-WIFE: Yes, bear?
333
00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:33,481
DAUGHTER: Would you
put me to bed? I'm scared.
334
00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:35,235
WIFE: Sure, honey, hold on.
335
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,744
-PETERS: I thought she was sleeping.
-WIFE: Well, she woke up.
336
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,909
Daddy's gonna come too.
We'll both put you to bed.
337
00:21:42,117 --> 00:21:43,911
-Hurry, Daddy.
-PETERS: Yeah, yeah.
338
00:21:44,244 --> 00:21:46,163
[TOY SQUEAKS]
339
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:53,045
[DOG BARKS]
340
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,473
[CAR STARTS]
341
00:22:18,987 --> 00:22:22,157
PHIL: These red pepper
flakes make all the difference.
342
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:23,867
Spicy.
343
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:29,206
As good as Willem Dafoe was, I
cannot picture that Jesus looked like him.
344
00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,291
Could you pass the cheese?
345
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,044
Not that he didn't do well,
346
00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:36,088
but the story's confusing.
347
00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:38,799
He gets down off the cross?
348
00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:43,553
Originally, Bobby D.
was to have that role.
349
00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:45,055
Really?
350
00:22:46,014 --> 00:22:47,224
Different picture.
351
00:22:47,516 --> 00:22:49,267
Oh, totally.
352
00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:52,813
"You talking to me, Pilate?
353
00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:56,316
You must be talking to me.
I don't see nobody else here
354
00:22:56,566 --> 00:22:59,069
except Barabbas, here."
355
00:22:59,569 --> 00:23:01,321
You know what's remarkable?
356
00:23:01,571 --> 00:23:04,449
If you take everything
Jesus ever said, add it up
357
00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:06,743
it amounts to two hours of talk.
358
00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,161
No!
359
00:23:08,412 --> 00:23:10,914
I heard the same thing about the Beatles.
360
00:23:11,164 --> 00:23:14,751
Except if you add up all their
songs, it comes to 10 hours.
361
00:23:18,255 --> 00:23:19,881
Yes.
362
00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:25,387
It wasn't just what Christ
said, it was his deeds.
363
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,973
See, that's my question.
364
00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:31,893
I understand what he did, but
a lot of what he said, I don't get.
365
00:23:32,436 --> 00:23:37,149
Like, "The sun rises on the
just and the unjust alike?" Why?
366
00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:39,943
Because, Christ was
saying that we're all…
367
00:23:40,193 --> 00:23:42,779
Whores will go to Heaven
before the righteous?
368
00:23:43,613 --> 00:23:44,990
That's not right.
369
00:23:45,198 --> 00:23:48,201
Father, we got some
major contradictions here.
370
00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,789
It's about love. See it that way.
371
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,624
What does that mean?
372
00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:56,585
It means
373
00:23:56,918 --> 00:24:00,797
hopefully someday
we will learn to tolerate
374
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,176
accept and forgive
those that are different.
375
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,015
Change through love.
376
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,150
Well.
377
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,361
I better get going.
378
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:25,320
Where you going? You just got here.
379
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,990
It's getting late.
380
00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:29,242
Well, it's pouring rain out.
381
00:24:29,493 --> 00:24:32,871
I know you love the DVD
player. I got Remains of the Day.
382
00:24:34,289 --> 00:24:37,084
See, do I know you?
383
00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:39,586
Anything with Emma Thompson.
384
00:24:39,795 --> 00:24:41,755
I didn't know you looked.
385
00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:43,256
What?
386
00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:46,968
To take in through the
eyes a beautiful woman
387
00:24:47,427 --> 00:24:52,057
is that different than a
sunset? A Douglas fir?
388
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:54,601
Or any of God's handiwork?
389
00:25:05,362 --> 00:25:07,948
[BELL RINGS]
390
00:25:45,694 --> 00:25:47,904
-Hey, Fred.
-Tanky, what do you say?
391
00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:50,405
You gonna give away
homemade cheese this year?
392
00:25:50,574 --> 00:25:52,993
For what they get for
cream, I don't know.
393
00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:57,372
Tank, anybody been looking for me
or asking any questions about me?
394
00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:59,249
Big guy, New York sounding?
395
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:01,001
Is there a problem?
396
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:06,423
No. Dipshit hit me with his boat
while I was tubing on Caribou Lake.
397
00:26:06,756 --> 00:26:08,341
Claims it was my fault.
398
00:26:08,592 --> 00:26:11,178
If he shows up, do you want me to call?
399
00:26:11,761 --> 00:26:14,181
Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that, thanks.
400
00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,248
No one's asking for you, Fred.
401
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,375
All right, Vitus. Thanks.
402
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,337
TONY: Hello, rat.
403
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,127
Please leave me alone.
404
00:28:48,377 --> 00:28:50,755
Why won't you show me your book?
405
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:53,424
This is my private
time. You're invading it.
406
00:28:53,674 --> 00:28:55,259
Oh, is that so?
407
00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:58,429
-EMMA: I'm invading your private time?
-ANTHONY: Yes.
408
00:28:59,597 --> 00:29:03,434
EMMA: What's in that
book? Come on, let me see.
409
00:29:04,935 --> 00:29:07,813
Or are you protecting me,
is that what you're doing?
410
00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:10,524
Would I be shocked?
411
00:29:12,526 --> 00:29:14,278
Would it ruin my character?
412
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,116
Let me see it.
413
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:27,249
[PRIES FINGERS]
414
00:29:40,554 --> 00:29:42,848
Father, turn it off. I can't handle it.
415
00:29:43,724 --> 00:29:46,227
What? What is it?
416
00:29:46,477 --> 00:29:49,063
Oh, Father, I'm a terrible person.
417
00:29:49,605 --> 00:29:54,318
Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman.
418
00:29:54,568 --> 00:29:57,780
It's been building in
me. I need to get it out.
419
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,740
There's so much in me, I…
420
00:30:00,658 --> 00:30:05,371
-I want to…
-Carmela, if I can help, please.
421
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:10,376
How?
422
00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:18,801
How long since you last confessed?
423
00:30:22,263 --> 00:30:23,973
I, uh…
424
00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,058
If you'd like, I can do this.
425
00:30:29,186 --> 00:30:30,604
You mean here? Now?
426
00:30:31,021 --> 00:30:35,818
The whole world is God's house.
He hears and sees everything.
427
00:31:01,343 --> 00:31:04,555
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
428
00:31:05,139 --> 00:31:09,643
It has been four weeks since my last
confession… What am I talking about?
429
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,353
That's a lie.
430
00:31:11,562 --> 00:31:15,399
I haven't truly confessed in 20 years.
431
00:31:18,402 --> 00:31:20,196
Go on.
432
00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:23,073
I have forsaken…
433
00:31:25,409 --> 00:31:29,205
What is right for what is easy.
434
00:31:33,042 --> 00:31:36,629
Allowing what I know is evil in my house.
435
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,508
Allowing my children
436
00:31:40,716 --> 00:31:44,386
oh, my God, my sweet
children, to be a part of it.
437
00:31:45,179 --> 00:31:47,181
Because I wanted things for them.
438
00:31:47,431 --> 00:31:50,809
Wanted a better life. Good schools.
439
00:31:51,018 --> 00:31:53,312
I wanted this house.
440
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:58,317
I wanted money in my hands,
money to buy anything I ever wanted.
441
00:31:58,609 --> 00:32:00,277
I'm so ashamed.
442
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,955
My husband…
443
00:32:12,456 --> 00:32:15,960
I think he has committed horrible acts.
444
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:21,465
I think he has… You know
all about him, Father Phil.
445
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,802
I've said nothing. I've
done nothing about it.
446
00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:29,557
I got a bad feeling.
447
00:32:31,392 --> 00:32:34,353
It's a matter of time before
God compensates me
448
00:32:34,562 --> 00:32:36,647
with outrage for my sins.
449
00:32:53,706 --> 00:32:55,624
All right, come on.
450
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,668
[MEADOW GROANS]
451
00:32:57,918 --> 00:33:00,629
TONY: Oh, tequila breath.
452
00:33:00,838 --> 00:33:01,839
Sorry, Dad.
453
00:33:02,131 --> 00:33:04,341
It's all right. Just hang on to me.
454
00:33:04,842 --> 00:33:07,845
TONY: Throw up on that
dress, I'll have to tell Mom.
455
00:33:08,345 --> 00:33:11,807
MEADOW: This guy was
giving me tequila shooters.
456
00:33:15,352 --> 00:33:18,480
Oh, God, everything is spinning.
457
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,734
-You're not mad, are you?
-A little bit.
458
00:33:21,984 --> 00:33:24,277
-WOMAN: Where are the keys?
-MAN: I gave them to you.
459
00:33:24,361 --> 00:33:25,779
TONY: Supposed to be.
460
00:33:26,196 --> 00:33:28,699
-I love you, Dad.
-I know.
461
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,670
You must truly repent.
462
00:33:41,879 --> 00:33:44,757
Genuinely and honestly.
463
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:51,221
In the future you must renounce
these actions, and God will absolve you.
464
00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:57,227
I don't know, Father. I'll try.
465
00:33:59,063 --> 00:34:01,231
But I still love him.
466
00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:04,902
I believe he can be a good man.
467
00:34:05,152 --> 00:34:08,530
Then you help change
him into a better man.
468
00:34:08,739 --> 00:34:11,158
Then you will have
done good in God's eyes.
469
00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:17,373
You should take Communion.
470
00:34:19,249 --> 00:34:20,626
Yeah.
471
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:37,183
CARMELA: Why do you have that?
472
00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:42,022
PHIL: Unfortunately I had to say
Mass for someone in intensive care.
473
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:50,948
Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee.
474
00:34:51,907 --> 00:34:55,786
-But just say the word…
-And I will be healed.
475
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,936
This is the body of Christ.
It was broken for you.
476
00:35:32,741 --> 00:35:35,660
This is the blood of Christ.
477
00:35:36,578 --> 00:35:38,496
It was shed for you.
478
00:35:49,048 --> 00:35:51,342
[GULPS]
479
00:36:01,019 --> 00:36:04,856
Accept the spirit of
Christ, our Lord and Savior.
480
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:07,358
Amen.
481
00:36:08,026 --> 00:36:12,197
In the name of the Father, the
Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
482
00:36:31,674 --> 00:36:33,259
Dad?
483
00:36:34,469 --> 00:36:37,639
CHRIS: I booked a seat on a
Boston flight. Tomorrow, 4:00.
484
00:36:38,139 --> 00:36:40,475
-Best I could get.
-Don't come.
485
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,436
I'll make sure you're
gone before it happens.
486
00:36:43,686 --> 00:36:46,064
-We won't ever meet.
-This is my thing.
487
00:36:46,564 --> 00:36:50,485
I am your soldier. This is my
duty like we're always talking about.
488
00:36:50,693 --> 00:36:52,570
The way this went down
489
00:36:53,196 --> 00:36:55,990
this is my call. I'll
vouch for this myself.
490
00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:59,410
Clipping a rat puts me a
cunt-hair away from being made.
491
00:36:59,661 --> 00:37:02,914
He might've recognized me at
the gas station. He could I am.
492
00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:04,374
[DOOR OPENS]
493
00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:08,962
You stay put. End of discussion.
494
00:37:11,256 --> 00:37:13,258
Why are you using the pay phone?
495
00:37:13,508 --> 00:37:15,426
These walls are like paper.
496
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,179
-Please don't lie to me.
-Go back to bed.
497
00:37:18,429 --> 00:37:20,849
Lying down made me throw up.
498
00:37:24,018 --> 00:37:26,604
[PHONE RINGS]
499
00:37:51,296 --> 00:37:52,797
Hello.
500
00:37:53,047 --> 00:37:55,049
Oh, hi, honey.
501
00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:58,803
Oh, yeah. Was it fun?
502
00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:01,890
Oh, good.
503
00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,937
You want to sleep over there?
504
00:38:11,232 --> 00:38:13,818
Okay. Love you.
505
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,593
That was A.J.
506
00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:43,181
-He's sleeping over.
-I see.
507
00:38:46,184 --> 00:38:50,480
-At a friend's house.
-Oh.
508
00:38:53,691 --> 00:38:56,694
The Pucillos. I don't
know if you know them.
509
00:38:58,154 --> 00:38:59,447
No.
510
00:39:02,158 --> 00:39:03,201
Oh.
511
00:39:05,578 --> 00:39:06,746
Oh.
512
00:39:07,038 --> 00:39:08,831
-I…
-What?
513
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:11,876
Are you all right?
514
00:39:23,304 --> 00:39:25,014
Father Phil?
515
00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:27,100
Are you all right?
516
00:39:27,558 --> 00:39:29,852
[VOMITS]
517
00:39:44,409 --> 00:39:46,411
[PHONE RINGS]
518
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,959
Hello?
519
00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,336
Hello?
520
00:39:57,922 --> 00:39:59,841
[DIAL TONE]
521
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:36,127
Ow! Don't!
522
00:40:38,004 --> 00:40:39,839
You want to stop and get a beer?
523
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:53,686
TONY: You need this thing?
524
00:41:29,055 --> 00:41:31,849
I'll pick you up in a little
while. Knock 'em dead.
525
00:41:32,391 --> 00:41:35,228
-Aren't you coming in?
-I left my watch at the motel.
526
00:41:35,478 --> 00:41:37,522
I'll catch up to you later.
527
00:41:38,523 --> 00:41:40,399
Grab me a student paper.
528
00:41:40,691 --> 00:41:42,693
[TIRES SCREECH]
529
00:41:49,492 --> 00:41:51,035
[CLEARS THROAT]
530
00:41:51,244 --> 00:41:53,871
[PHIL GROANS]
531
00:42:27,697 --> 00:42:29,824
You should have some coffee.
532
00:42:33,494 --> 00:42:35,955
-Last night…
-Yeah.
533
00:42:37,707 --> 00:42:40,084
We didn't do anything out of line.
534
00:42:40,293 --> 00:42:42,712
There's nothing to apologize about.
535
00:42:44,673 --> 00:42:46,675
-Right.
-That's right.
536
00:42:49,845 --> 00:42:52,973
I should get dressed. Get going.
537
00:42:53,182 --> 00:42:55,267
Anthony Jr. will be home soon.
538
00:42:55,475 --> 00:42:59,521
Oh, my God. My car's been
out there all night in plain sight.
539
00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:02,191
We didn't do anything wrong.
540
00:43:02,441 --> 00:43:05,194
Is there a commandment
against eating ziti?
541
00:43:06,945 --> 00:43:08,989
Take a shower, get dressed.
542
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,451
Don't forget your
sacrament kit, whatever.
543
00:43:13,619 --> 00:43:15,287
[DOOR OPENS]
544
00:43:15,454 --> 00:43:17,456
A.J.: I'm home!
545
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:23,128
Carmela.
546
00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:27,299
I don't know where to begin.
547
00:43:31,637 --> 00:43:35,641
It's not that I don't have
desire for you in my heart.
548
00:43:35,974 --> 00:43:37,351
Madonna, Father, please.
549
00:43:37,643 --> 00:43:41,480
Last night was one of the most
difficult tests from God ever.
550
00:43:41,813 --> 00:43:44,191
What are you talking
about? We're friends.
551
00:43:46,610 --> 00:43:49,154
-What's that look?
-What, I look some way?
552
00:43:54,868 --> 00:43:58,372
I was just thinking about when
we watched Casablanca last week.
553
00:43:59,248 --> 00:44:01,625
That new print is great, huh?
554
00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:07,464
"Of all the lousy gin joints in the
world, why'd you have to pick mine?"
555
00:44:09,341 --> 00:44:13,971
Of all the finocchi priests, why
did I get the one who's straight?
556
00:44:16,473 --> 00:44:18,141
Carmela.
557
00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:20,852
Come on, it's a joke.
558
00:44:42,165 --> 00:44:45,419
I would have done it myself,
but some people came along.
559
00:44:45,877 --> 00:44:49,006
Anyway, listen. It's a
gray Town Car, new model.
560
00:44:49,589 --> 00:44:51,466
Pick him up on the Colby campus.
561
00:44:51,717 --> 00:44:53,510
Where on the Colby campus?
562
00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:56,805
His kid's applying, the
fucking admissions office.
563
00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:59,266
-Oh.
-You follow him.
564
00:44:59,516 --> 00:45:02,644
Outside of town, you pull up
alongside, boom! 12-gauge.
565
00:45:03,228 --> 00:45:04,646
-Fuck that.
-Do it,
566
00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:07,566
or you'll never get another bag off me.
567
00:45:12,904 --> 00:45:15,741
No, no, no. Fuck that. Fuck that!
568
00:45:15,991 --> 00:45:18,618
Want the cops to know who
burnt the Historical House?
569
00:45:18,910 --> 00:45:21,580
Fuck you, fuckwad!
570
00:45:21,872 --> 00:45:25,751
We were volunteer firemen
together, asshole! I know!
571
00:45:25,959 --> 00:45:28,337
[TIRES SQUEALING]
572
00:45:35,594 --> 00:45:37,429
Yeah, is Dougy in?
573
00:45:39,264 --> 00:45:41,183
[TWIG SNAPS]
574
00:45:46,438 --> 00:45:49,483
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
575
00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:58,343
[TWIG SNAPS]
576
00:47:21,992 --> 00:47:24,035
[TWIG SNAPS]
577
00:47:28,707 --> 00:47:31,460
[PETERS GROANS]
578
00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:35,255
-Good morning, rat.
-Who are you? What is this?
579
00:47:35,547 --> 00:47:37,757
Don't make me laugh. You fuck!
580
00:47:38,049 --> 00:47:39,843
Teddy, there must be something…
581
00:47:40,135 --> 00:47:42,637
It's Tony. Know how
much trouble you're in?
582
00:47:43,054 --> 00:47:45,348
You took an oath and you broke it.
583
00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:48,226
I could have killed
you outside the motel.
584
00:47:48,477 --> 00:47:50,061
Your daughter was drunk.
585
00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:51,730
I was in the parking lot.
586
00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:55,358
I didn't do it because
of her. I told myself:
587
00:47:55,859 --> 00:47:58,236
"It's just a coincidence
588
00:47:58,487 --> 00:48:01,156
-he's taking her to college."
-With wiseguys
589
00:48:01,406 --> 00:48:03,074
the hustle never ends.
590
00:48:03,283 --> 00:48:05,994
If you'd shot me, your
life would have been over.
591
00:48:06,244 --> 00:48:07,913
Please. I'm begging you.
592
00:48:10,415 --> 00:48:12,209
Jimmy says hello from hell!
593
00:48:15,921 --> 00:48:18,048
[GROANS]
594
00:48:24,763 --> 00:48:26,765
[GRUNTS]
595
00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:55,168
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
596
00:49:07,556 --> 00:49:11,309
[PHONE RINGS]
597
00:49:13,895 --> 00:49:16,314
[DUCKS QUACKING]
598
00:49:45,927 --> 00:49:47,137
Where've you been?
599
00:49:47,387 --> 00:49:50,682
The motel didn't have the
watch. I went to the restaurant.
600
00:49:50,932 --> 00:49:53,435
I had to wait for them to open.
601
00:49:53,685 --> 00:49:55,478
The restaurant had your watch?
602
00:49:55,687 --> 00:49:59,024
I took it off in the bathroom
while I washed my hands.
603
00:49:59,357 --> 00:50:01,568
You ready? You'll be late for Bowdoin.
604
00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:17,959
What's up with that?
605
00:50:21,588 --> 00:50:24,591
Oh, the restaurant.
606
00:50:24,841 --> 00:50:27,552
I tried the back door
and there were puddles.
607
00:50:31,307 --> 00:50:33,017
It was dumb, I know.
608
00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,483
Your hand is bleeding!
609
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,818
You saw that man, didn't you?
610
00:50:43,402 --> 00:50:46,906
I cut it on a screen door. What man?
611
00:50:47,198 --> 00:50:49,283
The man you said you didn't know.
612
00:50:49,992 --> 00:50:51,577
What do you think happened?
613
00:50:51,827 --> 00:50:53,704
I don't know. A fight?
614
00:50:53,913 --> 00:50:56,290
You're making it a big
deal, and you don't know!
615
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:59,418
You were on the pay
phone again at 1 a.m.!
616
00:50:59,585 --> 00:51:02,171
I was on the pay phone at 1 a.m.?
617
00:51:02,421 --> 00:51:04,131
Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo.
618
00:51:04,382 --> 00:51:08,928
You can't remember what happened.
You were seeing pink elephants!
619
00:51:09,887 --> 00:51:12,139
I warned you not to drink.
620
00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:19,355
Dad, you're being honest with me, right?
621
00:51:19,605 --> 00:51:21,273
You're gonna hurt my feelings.
622
00:51:23,359 --> 00:51:25,277
We have that kind of relationship.
623
00:51:25,569 --> 00:51:30,616
That's right. We do or we
don't. It takes two to tango.
624
00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,162
-Dad…
-What?
625
00:51:41,502 --> 00:51:42,795
Nothing.
626
00:51:50,594 --> 00:51:51,679
I love you.
627
00:51:53,222 --> 00:51:54,890
I love you too.
628
00:52:01,397 --> 00:52:02,982
-Where's my paper?
-I forgot.
629
00:52:03,232 --> 00:52:04,275
She forgot.
630
00:52:11,282 --> 00:52:13,367
Miss Soprano. Come on in.
631
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:19,248
Shall we talk about your future?
632
00:52:41,187 --> 00:52:43,355
[DOOR OPENS]
633
00:52:43,564 --> 00:52:46,317
[MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH WALKMAN]
634
00:52:46,567 --> 00:52:48,527
STUDENT: He's our most famous alumnus.
635
00:53:09,256 --> 00:53:12,760
Oh, here they are. The two Ivy Leaguers!
636
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:14,637
How was it? Want to eat?
637
00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:17,264
It was good. I gotta call Hunter.
638
00:53:17,431 --> 00:53:18,474
TONY: Hey.
639
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,270
-Gee, she spared me no boring detail.
-MEADOW: I'll be back!
640
00:53:23,479 --> 00:53:26,023
What a trip. I'm beat.
641
00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:29,026
What, New England? It's so gorgeous.
642
00:53:29,485 --> 00:53:32,154
You still sound nasal,
but you look better.
643
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,448
Any cold pasta?
644
00:53:34,698 --> 00:53:37,159
There was some ziti, but it got eaten.
645
00:53:38,702 --> 00:53:40,788
The whole tray? From last Sunday?
646
00:53:42,456 --> 00:53:44,667
Monsignor Jughead was here.
647
00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:48,838
If you are referring to
Father Intintola, yes, he was.
648
00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:53,425
-He spent the night here.
-Yeah, right.
649
00:53:54,009 --> 00:53:55,511
Okay.
650
00:53:58,597 --> 00:54:01,392
The priest spent the night
here? What happened?
651
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,435
-Nothing.
-Where was Anthony?
652
00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:05,521
Sleeping over at Jason's.
653
00:54:06,146 --> 00:54:10,025
The priest spent the night
here, nothing happened.
654
00:54:10,317 --> 00:54:14,738
-You're telling me this because…?
-You might hear something.
655
00:54:14,989 --> 00:54:17,116
His car was out front all night.
656
00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:21,537
You know what? This is too
fucked-up for me even to think about.
657
00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:30,254
What'd you guys do for 12
hours, play "Name That Pope"?
658
00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:35,217
-He gave me Communion.
-I'll bet he gave you Communion.
659
00:54:35,467 --> 00:54:36,468
Excuse me?
660
00:54:36,802 --> 00:54:40,598
The guy spends the night here,
and all he does is slip you a wafer?
661
00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:44,143
-That's verging on sacrilege.
-I didn't mean to verge.
662
00:54:44,393 --> 00:54:46,979
-Do you think I'm lying?
-It sounds…
663
00:54:47,187 --> 00:54:51,984
Would I have told you if we did?
Do I look like the frigging Thorn Bird?
664
00:54:54,111 --> 00:54:56,572
He's a fag. That's it.
665
00:54:57,364 --> 00:55:00,075
Otherwise, I gotta
question what I'm hearing.
666
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,828
Tony, you are a sketch.
667
00:55:06,457 --> 00:55:10,210
Oh, by the way, your therapist called.
668
00:55:11,128 --> 00:55:12,504
Jennifer?
669
00:55:17,343 --> 00:55:18,552
Carm!
670
00:55:20,346 --> 00:55:24,058
I thought you'd think it was
weird if I saw a woman psychiatrist.
671
00:55:25,935 --> 00:55:30,481
Carm, come on! It's just
therapy, that's all! We just talk!